AND sometime bitches really do be wanting to just want to cuddle on some testing shit.
necessary evil my man.
it’s always been my theory that, if a girl makes it a point to try and cuddle with you (not incidentally) then more than likely, she wants to fuck you.
she’s just trying to make sure that once she does give up the drawls you aren’t one of those too-eager, self-congratulatory, “i could have been a pornstar” dudes who will force her neck down into awkward positions during backshots the minute the panties come off.
So I was wrestling with this broad on the living room couch when I realized that I might’ve gotten a little too rough with the choking and whatnot. Then I immediately stopped and apologized, to which she responded: “How do you know I didn’t like it?”
“I’m not a rapper, this is my side hustle”
“I’m in the studio, all-day, I put work in”
“We got to educate the lil dudes on the corner, for real son”
“I got baggies in my socks, flood the block with it”
– Quoted from, every confused rapper in your iPod playlist
Fucked all over the house for the next few months until her ex, a good friend and roommate, came home from work to the sounds of me and her goosing in the shower. Shit got real, but we kept fucking for a time afterwards….. Pretty much up until I met my future wife.