Obie Trice ft. Eminem – Richard (Prod. by Statik Selektah)

Here is the Obie and Em collaboration from his upcoming album Bottoms Up dropping April 3rd.

Update: Here is the official mastered version courtesy of Statik

Produced by Statik Selektah.

Previously: Obie Trice – Watch The Chrome (Mixtape)


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135 Responses to “Obie Trice ft. Eminem – Richard (Prod. by Statik Selektah)”

  1. Bricktop Says:

    Money never matters until you’re out of it.

  2. Bricktop Says:

    LF: it’s really tough for me to fuck with a itty bitty titty type broad. EVERYTHING else has to be spectacular at that point.

  3. Casket Face Says:

    nigga be mad as hell, getting shot to voicemail thinking about what you could’ve spent the money for the tix on…

    empty apartment like growling at the tv cause jeezy supa freak video on : “DAT BISH”

    imaginary caricature versions of your boss self spining around your head calling you every hoe nigga name in the book: “nigga?! ain’t no milk for this cereal, you brought tickets for that drake show nigga remeber…fuckin mark ass nigga?”

  4. Bricktop Says:

    When George’s pops was trying to school him on how money isn’t real…. yeah, that struck a chord.

  5. Casket Face Says:

    co sign no sign them tyga reeboks ….would’ve been fresh if tyga didn’t endorse them

  6. b Says:

    i see him as an rnb singer first, really tho

    he has bars here and there, but a single like take care with rihanna can not be passed of as hip hop

    from the singing to the tempo of the record

    ^ Im with the jets on this one, that song is guilty pleasure status. Those melodies are>>>>>>

  7. Casket Face Says:

    Bricktop Says: March 22nd, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    When George’s pops was trying to school him on how money isn’t real…. yeah, that struck a chord.

    ^^^

    THIS …its was too deep for some niggas comprehension

  8. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    no shots but that sound like broke nigga excuses….

    ever see a millionaire clap his own brains out….them niggas tasted LIFE that pursuit of happiness you haven’t gotten to those laps in this race.

    niggas jump of skyscrappers, murk tbe whole office, clap the wiz for insurance money
    niggas rather DIE then to go back to normal living and reasoning you talking about.

    i ain’t rich but i travel in them circles, fuck that …im taking any oath and pricking any fingers i got to.

    ^^

    i have no idea what you’re talking about.

    reality escapes you, Casket.

    i’m doing okay for myself and i’m sure being filthy rich is a million times better, but i’ll never really understand the mentality of having a gang of nobodies around you, hanging from your nuts, is somehow supposed to satisfy my appetite for living. Or make you feel anything for that matter.

    but i’m a nihilist though, so…

  9. Casket Face Says:

    co sign this rican bitch in the range banging that new nas joint with blast in the trunk though

    nyc bitches hoodrat appeal >

  10. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Yo slim dunkin got shot and killled? Yo wtf! He was a nice alternative in those Waka tapes.

    Say what y’all want about the south, but we live the life we rap about.

  11. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    satisfy one’s appetite*

  12. b-ease Says:

    Bricktop
    8 mins ago
    LF: it’s really tough for me to fuck with a itty bitty titty type broad. EVERYTHING else has to be spectacular at that point.

    ^^
    This. Breasts >>>>>>>>

    I’m not into flat chested women, I don’t care how phat the ass is. Word to that porn star Kapri rest cold used to rep.

  13. Bricktop Says:

    How can you fear losing something you never had, something that was never yours?

  14. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Say what y’all want about the south, but we live the life we rap about.

    ^^

    I’m pretty sure that’s the problem….no shots but

    >>>>>>>>>>bamma shit

  15. Carlos Voltron Says:

    When George’s pops was trying to school him on how money isn’t real…. yeah, that struck a chord.
    ^

    What’s this in reference to?

  16. Casket Face Says:

    some niggas ain’t ready to be unplugged ….rather live your life as a D battery

  17. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    ☁☁✈

  18. Bricktop Says:

    The money had YOU.
    You worked for IT.
    Not the other way around.
    And the more “successful” and “wealthy” you became, the more your existence served to promote and perpetuate its magical myth onto the next generation of lowly economic slaves.

  19. b Says:

    Jersey*Made*me Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    ^ lol. *daps jerz*

  20. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    co-sign the mamary love…

    I’ll circle the block for the right cleavage.

  21. Bricktop Says:

    What’s this in reference to?
    ^
    Blow.

  22. Casket Face Says:

    fugh nigguh snitchin on me im from dirt road, ask mike brewer how many nigguhs i killed, how many hollows got filled…

    mike brewer got a informant number and a check stub

    living what yku rap in the south <<<

  23. b Says:

    Yeah tits will bring the perv out early, I had to tell a chick to cover up the other day cuz I was bout to start going crazy.

  24. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    *daps b,Jorge,Ennals….all you niggas*

  25. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Drake >

    ^^

    FOH

  26. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    BSG>>>>>>>>>>>>Drake

    *straightest face humanly possible*

  27. Harlem World Says:

    smh @ it nearly being april

    feels like i was celebrating xmas just a few weeks back!

  28. Bricktop Says:

    The only thing we truly own is the skin on our backs and the organs contained within that keep us alive.
    Everything else is….

  29. Casket Face Says:

    south nigga will tell the cops “yeah mayne he ain’t respeck da anna on mah chess, i tollem aks bout me patna yuh”

  30. Bricktop Says:

    Fuck the Yankees.

  31. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Bamma’s that can rap beside’s Jay Elec

    Scarface, Lil Flip, Will-Lean, Curren$y, Z-Ro, bun-b (before he got wack, made his flow shitty, and jumped on everybody’s tracks)

    No shots, but some of y’all don’t listen to rappers ’til they’re relevant in the mainstream or blogworld, who gives a fuck, good music is good music.

  32. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Drake >

  33. Casket Face Says:

    im a sucker for tear drop titties

  34. Harlem World Says:

    cosign scarface being a living legend

  35. D_Block_4_life Says:

    co-sign the mamary love…

    I’ll circle the block for the right cleavage.
    ^
    Already

  36. Harlem World Says:

    no homo but phattys > tig ol bitties

  37. Casket Face Says:

    co sign a south nigga blasting on you EARLY though …ny niggas ain’t about that life no more

  38. b Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    cosign scarface being a living legend

    ^word.al pacino>>>>>>

  39. b-ease Says:

    beyonce literally raps on a lot of her records

    ^^
    From a strictly cadence perspective? Sure. But actual rapping consists of more intangibles than that . Bey doesnt do things like Stay Scheming or the Ignorant freestyle. Bey is the same thing as RKelly. They are not Drake.

  40. b-ease Says:

    *daps DBlock*

  41. Bricktop Says:

    Living in the south for an extended period of time definitely helps one to appreciate the culture that’s conveyed in that region’s music.

  42. D_Block_4_life Says:

    daps to all the homies.

  43. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Name me (1) thing worse than seeing a young nigga hung like a horse pounding a teenage broad guts on HGF.net and you got a 15 yr old daughter….

    You can’t.

    FML

  44. b-ease Says:

    *daps Jerz*

  45. b-ease Says:

    Jersey*Made*me Says:

    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    Name me (1) thing worse than seeing a young nigga hung like a horse pounding a teenage broad guts on HGF.net and you got a 15 yr old daughter….

    You can’t.

    FML

    ^^
    This disturbed me. For a variety of reasons.

  46. Bricktop Says:

    Buck Showalter is a fat, old pussy
    ^
    Lol. You prolly right. Still tho:

    #thebuckshow>>>>

    And damn if we don’t win at least ONE fucking game against yall this year. Then again, we don’t even have a first baseman.
    Smh.

  47. b Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    no homo but phattys > tig ol bitties

    ^nah. I see certain bitches with that phatty and my first thought it that shit prolly stink, never thought that about tits.

  48. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Buck Showalter is a fat, old pussy

  49. Casket Face Says:

    what mayne i toll lat nigguh i wanned mah 35 cent change beck fo dem lemon heads..watch hi i raise ugh on dis nigguh ya heard me folk!

    my respeck ain’t worth 35 cents nigga?

    *pop pop*

    maaaaaaaama im going to jail nah, im sorry mama tell errbody love him and I fuct ugh

  50. Jackson7 Says:

    Jersey*Made*me Says:

    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    Say what y’all want about the south, but we live the life we rap about.

    ^^

    I’m pretty sure that’s the problem….no shots but

    >>>>>>>>>>bamma shit

    —————-

    LMAO

    cBc

    sn: cosign big tittyballs… 4life

  51. b Says:

    sarjo, in 5,4,3,2

  52. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    No shots, but some of y’all don’t listen to rappers ’til they’re relevant in the mainstream

    ^^

    GUILTY.

    Too many unoriginal copy/paste MFs to be dedicating my valuable time to figure out what’s what…I’m like the labels now,show me your buzz and fan base first or GTFOH.

  53. Bricktop Says:

    Jersey*Made*me Says:

    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:57 pm Name me (1) thing worse than seeing a young nigga hung like a horse pounding a teenage broad guts on HGF.net and you got a 15 yr old daughter….

    You can’t.

    FML

    ^^ This disturbed me. For a variety of reasons.
    ^
    LMAO & Co-disturbed as well.

  54. Jackson7 Says:

    Fuck the Yankees.

    ————-

    #things that losers say..

    noshots

  55. Jackson7 Says:

    NY Yankees pitching >>>

    Tampa Rays pitching >>>

    Minnesota Twins stadium >>>

    if you rootin for some other team, i dont respect it

  56. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “but of you got money they know what your name is
    If you don’t your nameless”

  57. b-ease Says:

    sn: cosign big tittyballs… 4life

    ^^
    *reps set*

  58. b Says:

    March 22nd, 2012 at 1:57 pm Name me (1) thing worse than seeing a young nigga hung like a horse pounding a teenage broad guts on HGF.net and you got a 15 yr old daughter….

    ^ would you feel better if he wasnt hung ? no homo . Lets change the subject after you answer.

  59. Jackson7 Says:

    i done banged some 2s and 3s on the strength of some big ass titties…

    no lose situation

  60. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    This disturbed me. For a variety of reasons.

    ^^

    I’m saying…

    The thought of one of these lil dusty,sagging pants,shit stained drawers jitterbugs pounding my princess out keeps me awake some nights,real rap.

    Just the thought…

  61. Casket Face Says:

    i ain’t gonna lie, when im 35-40 a bad ass 19 year old here and there can get chopped down with no remorse….

  62. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    i done banged some 2s and 3s on the strength of some big ass titties…

    no lose situation

    ^^

    Love the honesty and integrity in this.

    They don’t hear you though…

  63. b-ease Says:

    co-sign the mamary love…

    I’ll circle the block for the right cleavage.
    ^
    Already

    ^^
    Like, word the f up. I’m a nice guy, and I respect women. But if I’m talking to a woman and her cleavage is stunting, the kid can’t help but grill em. I wish this wasnt the case, but what can you do? I wish I could suck every breast in the world.

  64. b-ease Says:

    when im 35-40 a bad ass 19 year old here and there can get chopped down with no remorse….

    ^^
    Statements of the obvious for $400 Alex.

  65. b-ease Says:

    i done banged some 2s and 3s on the strength of some big ass titties…

    ^^
    Every real nigga has.

  66. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    B
    4 mins ago
    sarjo, in 5,4,3,2

    ^i laughed

  67. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    Whats the status on banging average women?

    Is this an acceptable feat at times. Im sorry but, I tend to like more plain, “average”(not ugly) women.

    self-esteem isnt 100%, she’s unsure, sometimes she’s pretty but doesnt realise it. This is GrownManSteez.

  68. Bricktop Says:

    Fuck the Yankees.

    ————-

    #things that losers say..

    noshots
    ^
    Goddamn if the truth doesn’t hurt tho.
    Like HURTS hurts.

  69. Casket Face Says:

    that fez nigga from that 70’s show jumping on lindsey lohan at 18…he knew the deal

  70. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Ny just mad y’all ran to Atlanta with the quickness.

    Texas music is nothing like the other states in south.

    We don’t do gimmicks.

  71. Jackson7 Says:

    *things i will put up with from a woman if she got very big breasts*

    muscular distrophy
    section 8
    roaches & mice
    crazy ex(or current) boyfriends
    alcoholism
    filthy homes
    pissy belligerent baybay kids
    mildewed and spoiled food and half empty cans of milwaukee’s best in her fridgerator
    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution
    bad breath
    subpar vaginal hygeine
    learning disabilities
    reality TV show addictions
    Newport habit
    swine-eating
    her being a Mets, Red Sox, Boston Celtic and Dallas Cowboy fan

    etc..

  72. b-ease Says:

    Whats the status on banging average women?

    ^^
    ??????

    SMH at niggas thinking it’s only acceptable to admit to smashing dimes.

  73. Casket Face Says:

    no sign anything under a 7 …train your mind body and soul to disengage anything under

  74. D_Block_4_life Says:

    sn: cosign big tittyballs… 4life

    ^^
    *reps set*
    ^
    *Gets fitted for jacket*

  75. Cypher Says:

    Whats the status on banging average women?

    ^
    nothing.. just the lower you go down the scale the more protection you need to use…

    ie.. you don’t go raw in no 2 or 3, for the kids and your sake.

  76. b-ease Says:

    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution

    ^^
    These are actually turn ons.

  77. b Says:

    MiddleClassJoe Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    Whats the status on banging average women?

    Is this an acceptable feat at times. Im sorry but, I tend to like more plain, “average”(not ugly) women.

    self-esteem isnt 100%, she’s unsure, sometimes she’s pretty but doesnt realise it. This is GrownManSteez.

    ^ You shouldnt be asking this bro, no shots.

  78. Cypher Says:

    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution

    ^^
    These are actually turn ons.

    ^
    roff…

  79. Casket Face Says:

    Kush Kennedy Says: March 22nd, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Ny just mad y’all ran to Atlanta with the quickness.

    Texas music is nothing like the other states in south.

    We don’t do gimmick

    ^^^

    kush i thought we were homies, why you forcing the kill shot to the temple lol?

  80. Cypher Says:

    ^ You shouldnt be asking this bro, no shots.

    ^
    irony…

  81. Bricktop Says:

    SMH at niggas thinking it’s only acceptable to admit to smashing dimes.
    ^
    You’ve been away for awhile, old timer.
    Things done changed.

  82. b Says:

    casket you gon have to ustream this shit for me, you sounding like one of these pua experts and shit. you mean to tell me u aint taking down a 6 with a nice body?????

  83. Cypher Says:

    SMH at niggas thinking it’s only acceptable to admit to smashing dimes.

    ^
    smh at niggas believing niggas is smashing only dimes…

    then again, the dollar has been weak lately..

  84. b Says:

    Cypher Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    ^ You shouldnt be asking this bro, no shots.

    ^
    irony…

    ^chrysler, I aint in the mood for yo shit today fuckkizza

  85. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Damn niggas got very low standards

  86. b-ease Says:

    You’ve been away for awhile, old timer.
    Things done changed.

    ^^
    *French Montana voice*

    Damn.

  87. Cypher Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    ^

    whattup diabetes_4_life?

  88. Bricktop Says:

    casket you gon have to ustream this shit for me, you sounding like one of these pua experts
    ^
    cBc

  89. Jackson7 Says:

    still LMAOSMH when my first serious girlfriend found my stash of big titty and Black Tail magazines under my matress…

    she tried to leave the crib, and i tried to stand in front of the door to block it, and this bitch talmbout, “nigga if you dont get from in front the door im a call the Base Police..”.. callin me all kinda sick bastards, saying i need help and whatnot…

    bad times

  90. Cypher Says:

    ^chrysler, I aint in the mood for yo shit today fuckkizza

    ^
    smh.. just calling a spade a spade lil nigga, stop being sensitive.

  91. b-ease Says:

    still LMAOSMH when my first serious girlfriend found my stash of big titty and Black Tail magazines under my matress…

    ^^
    Black Tail was the shit. I wish things were still so simple. Nothing perverted, just some moderately attractive Black women raised wrong doing what they were born to do. I wanna turn back the clock.

  92. Jackson7 Says:

    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution

    ^^
    These are actually turn ons.

    —–

    word..

    lemme find out she’ll let a nigga hit, for 12 dollars, a dime of reggie, and a half pint of Georgi’s Vodka..

    we can be ‘friends” forreal

  93. D_Block_4_life Says:

    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution

    ^^
    These are actually turn ons.

    ^
    *flash mob dances across the office kitchen*

  94. Cypher Says:

    Damn niggas got very low standards

    ^
    meh, niggas being real tho…

    after all… if niggas is fuckin only dimes, whose getting all these ugly bitches pregnant? (c) some nah nahger

  95. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    what mayne i toll lat nigguh i wanned mah 35 cent change beck fo dem lemon heads..watch hi i raise ugh on dis nigguh ya heard me folk!

    my respeck ain’t worth 35 cents nigga?

    ^^

    *ray charles voice*

    georgia….. georgiaaaaauuhhhh

    *dead*

  96. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    LMAO@ J7 list of shortcomings…probably too far though.

    Bad breath is a deal breaker my nigg. This bitch with stinkling breath I used to work with told me to come close like she wanted to tell me a secret and stuck her tongue in my ear and sucked on the lobe. That shit felt mad good for the moment.

    When the spit dried up and the smell from her spit got to my nose……..WHOOOOO!!!!!!!

    I avoided that bitch like a speed trap from that day on…she was like “your girl got you pussy whipped?” YUP!!!

  97. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    I was at a bitch crib had came from the movies then back to the spot for the knok down we up in the bed everything’s workin stars aligning
    Then a lil mouse scurried past she played it off as this was the norm
    I immediately left
    Ne’er talked to her again

  98. b-ease Says:

    and a half pint of Georgi’s Vodka..

    ^^
    On everything I love, Black women that drink cheap vodka >>>>>>>>>>

  99. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    lemme find out she’ll let a nigga hit, for 12 dollars, a dime of reggie, and a half pint of Georgi’s Vodka..

    ^yo get da fuck outta here
    I’m dyin

  100. Jackson7 Says:

    Bad breath is a deal breaker my nigg. This bitch with stinkling breath I used to work with told me to come close like she wanted to tell me a secret and stuck her tongue in my ear and sucked on the lobe. That shit felt mad good for the moment.

    When the spit dried up and the smell from her spit got to my nose……..WHOOOOO!!!!!!!

    ————–

    pack of Halls Mentholyptus Cough Drops (the Honey-Lemon joints) will fix her right up tho…

    $1.89 my nigga

  101. b-ease Says:

    Bad breath is a deal breaker my nigg.

    ^^
    And hairy armpits. If these two things arent an issue, Brian gon’ see what it’s hitting for.

  102. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    b-ease Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution

    ^^
    These are actually turn ons.

    ^^

    LMAO!!!

  103. Harlem World Says:

    Then a lil mouse scurried past she played it off as this was the norm
    I immediately left
    Ne’er talked to her again

    ===================
    roffle

    could be worse tho

    if she was hot only a rattlesnake could put me off (ll)

  104. Harlem World Says:

    cosign slapping fire out of eagles and mice

  105. Jackson7 Says:

    On everything I love, Black women that drink cheap vodka >>>>>>>>>>

    —————

    Fam..

    the first hand stories i could tell of witnessesing a female Georgi Vodka stan in action …

    SMH270

    never that tho..

    *pours out a little V-8*

  106. Cypher Says:

    Then a lil mouse scurried past she played it off as this was the norm

    ^
    this or roaches… i see a roach of any size its game over.

    spiders, lizards, koala bears won’t stop me ill still try to get it in with oh girl…but roaches?.. i just can’t

  107. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Cosign feedin a lesser bitch bottom shelf alcohol
    Whilt you sip da premium

  108. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Yall MFs crazy,LOL

  109. Kush Kennedy Says:

    kush i thought we were homies, why you forcing the kill shot to the temple lol?

    ^
    I’ll stand for y’all saying Ny raps better, Ny gots better bitches, Ny’s a better place than the south. That’s all facts.

    But when y’all start making us look like some illiterate, incestuous ass holes who couldn’t drop a hot bar if Rakim ghostwrote the verse, I aint standing for that shit, lol.

  110. Jackson7 Says:

    it take a STRONG black woman to drank some vodka and hold it down…

    if your woman throw up after a couple of vodka & kahlua joints, cancel that ho …

  111. Rajon Trondo Says:

    signs of substance abuse
    rumors that she has engaged in street corner prostitution

    ^^
    These are actually turn ons.
    ^
    Brian Ennals ladies & gentleman

  112. Bricktop Says:

    LMAO at all this shit right now.
    Ftr, I could work through the mice ordeal. Done worse.

  113. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    LMAO! @ a couple of things.

  114. b Says:

    tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    Damn niggas got very low standards

    ^ A mouse tho frankie? I’m staying, gon take more than a lil mouse to botch some pussy for me, now if it was a squirrel I may have to pass.

  115. D_Block_4_life Says:

    lmao

  116. Cypher Says:

    Cosign feedin a lesser bitch bottom shelf alcohol

    ^
    this…

    bitches that wanna drink shit cause it cost more and looks pretty..

    Nuvo?.. nah… but i got this Mad Dog 20/20

  117. Casket Face Says:

    b Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    casket you gon have to ustream this shit for me, you sounding like one of these pua experts and shit. you mean to tell me u aint taking down a 6 with a nice body?????

    ^^^

    condition yourself my first girlfriend was a 8 with green eyes …i used to be a bummy ugly nigga too at 12-13 but i wanted better.

    hoes can smell a nigga that wants better, the way sharks smell blood in the water.

    niggas have low self-esteem and poor self image…you can have a ferrari but if there’s no gas it’s worthless.

    same applies to hoes, they need us like we need them…niggas gotta step their self worth game up

  118. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Oh yea land 2 words…
    Ramon. Session!

  119. Bricktop Says:

    Crackers ain’t playing fair.
    ^
    Given the source:
    One.

  120. Harlem World Says:

    Ny gots better bitches

    ===============
    debatable

    houston women >>>>>>

    and even though its the gay capital no homo, atl has a nice specimen of women

  121. Kush Kennedy Says:

    a dime of reggie,

    ^
    I’ve gotten some pussy, with only a dime of reggie.

    Got to love the south sometimes.

  122. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    Bad smell is a deal breaker.

    smh Mice and roaches are not enough. Just kill it and move on If she looks good enough….carry on.

    Its not like theres shit stains on the wall.

  123. Jackson7 Says:

    when we was kids, my mom could drive me & my sister from East Orange New Jersey, to Brentwood Long Island, FUCKED UP off some Smirnoff…

    chain smoking hella Salems with the car windows wide open in the wintertime… tryna get us home before my father got home, and found her drunk ass driving niggas cross state..

    good times…

  124. Cypher Says:

    I’ll stand for y’all saying Ny raps better, Ny gots better bitches, Ny’s a better place than the south. That’s all facts.

    ^
    no-sign… especially the part about bitches.

    southern bitches > northern bitches

    sn- aint French Montana the hottest artist in NY right now?

  125. Harlem World Says:

    you can have a ferrari but if there’s no gas it’s worthless.

    ===============================
    smh

    this is THE worst analogy ever

  126. Bricktop Says:

    But when y’all start making us look like some illiterate, incestuous ass holes who couldn’t drop a hot bar if Rakim ghostwrote the verse, I aint standing for that shit, lol.
    ^
    *lightening strikes the bell tower!*

  127. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    ^ A mouse tho frankie? I’m staying, gon take more than a lil mouse to botch some pussy for me, now if it was a squirrel I may have to pass.

    ^i couldn’t do it….in retrospect I shoulda proceeded. But it was da itty bitty baby ones meaning that they was all up in thru da spot

    Can’t do it

  128. Rajon Trondo Says:

    I just left my local corner store ..

    They raided my homies spot and confiscated 2000 bags of spice/k2.. He said they are trying to take his liquor license and charge him with trafficking ?

    Crackers ain’t playing fair.

  129. why? Says:

    Meeting random chicks with vomit breath <<<<<<<<<<

  130. Troyvul Says:

    Smh @ Tron peoples

  131. b-ease Says:

    But it was da itty bitty baby ones meaning that they was all up in thru da spot

    ^^
    Yo, re-read this. In context. It’s one of the funniest comments of all time

  132. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Wine on a women’s breath>>>>>>>>

    I hate a beer drinkin bitch
    I never had a 40 in my life tried to sip St ides jr yr hs sipped it spit it out never touched a brew again
    Just started sippin coronas few yr ago

  133. Casket Face Says:

    go hard on a hoe …she gonna cave in

    instead of approaching her like: “excuse mah, pardon me for sec can i talk to you?”

    sounding like leroy from last dragon and shit….if you guys hit it off, 2 months down the line you ain’t gonna be asking her shit sounding like a suave telemarketer

    keep that shit GULLEY AS FUCK, and challenge her anticipation for predictive game.

    use your surrounding, if theirs a clock on the wall or picture bang her in the head with intelligence and don’t even mention her looks…then just walk off like fuck it:

    …are you here for jenny lynn mcnutt’s? she’s a concept artist i love her work, i thought i saw you at a seminar..oh you’re just here to drink them? sorry, nice earings though

    9/10 she’s play like you shouldn’t even be talking to her…if she’s a fake intellectual she’s gonna play poker until she’s forced to fold…

    when she folds in intelligence you walk off like you’re embarrassed to be scene with her….

    if she’s a hoodrat then play her like you’re tryna patronize her and name a lil wayne song from 3 months ago like it’s brand new.

    if you wait her out, she’s gonna get conformation from her homegirl them approach you on some “school me on this” type steez.

    now you got the fish on the hook, you just gotta reel it in take it home and fry it.

  134. Troyvul Says:

    Coke on a asian womans breath at a Rave spot >>>><<<<

  135. Kush Kennedy Says:

    no-sign… especially the part about bitches.

    southern bitches > northern bitches

    ^
    I’ve fucked many hispanic and white bitches in my day, cute ones.

    No shots, but there aren’t any attractive ebony bitches in south texas

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