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Video: Rick Ross – Live @ FADER Fort

Ricky Rozay’s full set at tonight’s FADER Fort at SXSW. Props to Yardie.

Bonus: Wale Ft Rick Ross & Fabolous – Albert Pujols (No Tags) [via Splash]

Stalley’s performance below.


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121 Responses to “Video: Rick Ross – Live @ FADER Fort”

  1. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    I came home from work to a drunken Mrs. 1900. She was slurring and running into shit, lol. My baby dont drink, but she went into my study and got it crackin with the bottle of Tequila on the bookshelf. We probably just had the best sex of out lives. Shit.

    *reasons why TS1900 is so happy with his lot in life*

    Peace & Love to you brothers on this holiday weekend.

    Bless.

  2. Bricktop Says:

    SMH @ deez hoes.
    Hoes tho >>>>>

  3. sarjo1988 Says:

    Bombay and sprite>>>>>,,,fuck wut u heard

  4. Bricktop Says:

    So I’m at the club talking to my boy about how this metal on my digit makes me lord of the rings. He’s laughing and whatnot, but not really believing me. So, to make him understand, I grab the boob of the closest little thing standing next to me. Yeah she’s smoking hot. At first she reacts EXACTLY how you would expect her to: outraged. Then I lean over, show her my ring, and tell her in a very confident manner “It’s okay. I’m married.” Keep in mind that I’m STILL gripping her tit as I’m saying all of this. After I speak those magical words and show her my ring, she’s COMPLETELY cool with whatever is happening. I repeat: she’s completely cool.

    Yeah. That happened.
    You dig?

  5. Bricktop Says:

    It’s moments like those that let me know….. You know?
    I can’t make this shit up, dog.

    Sometimes, my life>>>>>

    *Kiss laugh x 1 trillion*

  6. Bricktop Says:

    For those of youse colored folk who need guidance through this white world, please let me assist you…..

    *more Kiss laughs*

  7. Bricktop Says:

    Just want to let everybody know that I’m still alive.
    You’re welcome.

  8. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Pic or it didn’t happen

  9. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Soooooooo
    You grabbed a woman’s titty….she got mad….then you told her you were married, she felt unthreatened and she smiled….

    Cool story bro

    Brick r u white?!?
    “smoking hot” “outraged” “magical words” “lord of the rings” “grab the boob” “completely cool”

    Take off ur mask bro

  10. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Sn: no shots brick just stirring the pot
    Sunday morn ether>>>>>

    Live my nigga I kno u had a ball it was good weather I know how dem oc/del beach hoes get
    It.goes.down.

    U prolly only Tellin half da story anyhow

  11. Rajon Trondo Says:

    Brick r u white?!?
    “smoking hot” “outraged” “magical words” “lord of the rings” “grab the boob” “completely cool”

    Take off ur mask bro
    ^
    😭😭😭

  12. Rajon Trondo Says:

    *dead* @ all the Caucasian slang Frankie picked out

  13. Bricktop Says:

    LMAO @ 00.

  14. Rajon Trondo Says:

    “outraged” “magical words” “lord of the rings” “grab the boob” “completely cool”
    ^
    Still laughing tho

  15. Bicro Says:

    Look at that fat dude sweat.

  16. Kush Kennedy Says:

    “outraged”

    ^
    This is white slang?

    This is just saying angry, with swag.

  17. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Yo Das Racist, if you lurking

    This liverpool-stoke city match is wildly entertaining.

  18. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man sweats on dinner, yells at waiter for making him all hot and bothered. Story at 11.

  19. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man caught in waiter orgy with 25 pounds of food stacked on top. Story at 11.

  20. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    “outraged”

    ^ This is white slang?

    This is just saying angry, with swag.

    > lol

  21. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man forced to eat own beard, while munching gurgles something about “beard eating swag.” Story at 11.

  22. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man caught passionately kissing Lil B and telling him how much the world needs “the two of us.” Story at 11.

  23. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    I ain’t never heard a nigga say he “outraged”

    Fact

  24. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man mistakes money for food, caught shoving $100 bills up his ass and mouth, muttering something about “money shitting swag.” Story at 11.

  25. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man tries to crowd surf, mistakes crowd for food. Story at 11.

  26. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man breaks limo, gets belligerent when asked to pay for damages, muttering something about “limo shitting swag.” Story at 11.

  27. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    i rages out, b.

    shoutout to the rabbi & those powerful bottles of guinness car bombs.

    that jameson ain naan to fux wit!

  28. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man shits all over stage at SXSW, muttering something about “stage pooping swag.” Story at 11.

  29. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man goes to gym, sits down and has 5 eclairs, dribbling chocolate sauce all over pants, shirt, balls. Story at 11.

  30. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    red haired white girls.

  31. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man caught shoving head into toilet, looking for “car keys.” Story at 11.

  32. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man blows off balls with firecrackers, runs around screaming “SWAAAAAAAAAG!” Story at 11.

  33. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man vomits up beard while cradling lost balls from firecrackers, tears dribbling down face, whimpering “lost balls beard vomit swag.” Story at 11.

  34. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man trying to hitchhike ride back to town with rotting balls and shirt covered in beard vomit, tear stained face, no shoes. Story at 11.

  35. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man discards remains of balls, beard, chain in ditch, sets fire to all claiming “balls beard chain in ditch fire swag.” Story at 11.

  36. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man releases mixtape, has 23 tracks dedicated to former beard, pooping on stage, only audible word is “swag.” Story at 11.

  37. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man throws self off of golden gate bridge, thinking they were “the golden arches.” Story at 11.

  38. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man bounces off ocean floor while screaming something about “ocean haters.” Story at 11.

  39. Kush Kennedy Says:

    My prayers go out to Muamba

  40. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man wanders through streets naked, covered in cat hair, screaming something about “haters.” Story at 11.

  41. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man shows up at IHOP, demands free pancakes, leaves yelling something about “pancake haters.” Story at 11.

  42. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man rolls in ditch, screams about “ditch haters.” Story at 11.

  43. Rajon Trondo Says:

    Cosign bicro s’ing tfu

  44. Hoskins Says:

    Bicro

    ^^ stop it

  45. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man goes to Lowes, furious windmills arms in garden section, spewing dirt from mouth and something about “plant haters.” Story at 11.

  46. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man barrels into Hardees, climbs over counter, takes hostages, eats all burgs, drinks all ketchup, guzzles fries for hours, tries to manage joint with no burgs or fries, yells at cops outside something about “fast food restaurant haters.” Story at 11.

  47. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man escapes Hardees with 3 lbs of fries, jumps over small puddle, drops said fries in said puddle, is caught by police whimpering about “puddle-fry hater swag.” Story at 11.

  48. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man caught in jail making deal with other CO buddies to get more haters, fries, stage-pooping swag. Story at 11.

  49. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man now reformed minister, asking for collections, up in pulpit screaming and haranguing flock for “church money hater swag.” Story at 11.

  50. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man dragged out of church after the “double cartwheel pulpit-pooping-hater-swag-cash-money-stacks-rack-city-wheezy-f-baby-hater-sway-swag incident

  51. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man hijacks all clocks in town, seen stealing last one whispering about “the tiny haters in clocks who have my beard. Swag.” Story at 11.

  52. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    ^^^^^^THIS JUST IN.

    Unanimous vote in for you to kill yaself.

  53. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Rajon Trondo
    9 mins ago
    Cosign bicro s’ing tfu

    ^triple cosign

  54. Das racist Says:

    My prayers go out to Muamba

    ^^^^^^

    Co prays

  55. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man to get colon injection, urethra re-routed to bladder, paying imaginary doctor with “tiny clock-men-hater-swag.” Story at 11.

  56. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Replace fat man with Eskay.

    It’s that much funnier.

  57. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Homemade Corned Beef & Cabbage >>>>

    I be on my Ghetto Gourmet shit.

  58. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man out “vacationing” in Mexico, actually running around punching cars pretending that they are donkeys; something about “donkey-punching-swag-hater.” Story at 11.

  59. Das racist Says:

    This just in, Bicro confirms how important moderation is to the nah ecosystem

  60. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man goes on date with donkey, plans to open donkey show starring himself and 3 other donkeys, something about “donkey-butthole-swag.” Story at 11.

  61. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man climbs to top of Empire State Building, falls off, bounces on concrete, mutters something about “building-climbing-Don-King-hater-swag.” Story at 11.

  62. Das racist Says:

    Downing!!

  63. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man on empty stage, spitting blood, screaming something about “D-Block right quick wood grayne candy paynt shake them hips hater swag.” Story at 11.

  64. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man rolling on floor, exact quote is “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerswag.” Story at 11.

  65. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man complains that he has no “zone,” cannot ask people to not let him in it, something about “swag.” Story at 11.

  66. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man tries to play PS3, mistakes controller for food, with mouth still full of blood spits out “PS3-controller-eatin-hater-swag.” Story at 11.

  67. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man stares at picture of of Dali, cries that he can never have a mustache like that, smashes picture, escorted out of museum crying about “great-artist-hater-swag.” Story at 11.

  68. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Homemade Corned Beef

    ^
    My cousins and her friends are cooking this up in the kitchen right now, the fuck?

  69. Mental Says:

    Got a condo on ma wrist girllll i’m cashing out!

    This ‘Cash Out’ song is dangerously addictive.

    Certified Anthem!

  70. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man out side of club, not let in, yelling about “crunk, up-in-da-club, purple-drank hater-swag.” Story at 11.

  71. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man needs more haters, swag, asks local homeless population of LA for both. Story at 11.

  72. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man thinks about swagging the haters, hating the swaggers, brain explodes a-la Scanners. Story at 11.

  73. Bicro Says:

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    / __”| u __ __ U /”\ uU /”___|u
    > U \ V V / U/_/ \_\ \____|
    )( (__).-,_\ /\ /_,-. \\ >> _)(|_
    (__) \_)-‘ ‘-(_/ (__) (__)(__)__)

    _ _ _ _____ U _____ u ____ ____
    |’| |’|U /”\ u |_ ” _|\| ___”|/U | _”\ u / __”| u
    /| |_| |\\/ _ \/ | | | _|” \| |_) |/<\___ \/
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    // \\ \\ >> _// \\_ <> // \\_ )( (__)
    (_”) (“_)__) (__)__) (__)__) (__) (__) (__)(__)

  74. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man hops train, joins hobos, claims it’s for the “fine hobo cuisine hater-swag.” Story at 11.

  75. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Wow

  76. Rajon Trondo Says:

    Bicro. Take that shit to twitter.

    Or get funnier.

    You emberassin us

  77. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man tries to dig up corpse of Jimi Hendrix, claims it’s for the “guitar swag.” Story at 11.

  78. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man gobbles up all swag, all haters, apocalypse coming; all swags and haters gone; swags and haters, swags and haters, haters and swags.

  79. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man now giant demon of swags and haters, vomits a shit-filled blood tidal wave filled with devils of swag and hate, all of them are Lil B. Story at 666.

  80. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man crushes entire cities with hate filled swag, swag filled hate. All glory to the hates and the swags, swags and hates. Story at 11.

  81. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man now renders concepts of swags and haters a thing beyond human understanding, millions walk the Lil B infested streets searching for the answer to life’s question: how much swag could a hater hate if a hater could hate swag. Story at 11.

  82. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    2dopeboyz, Wshh, is ————->

    Foh B

  83. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man consumes entire worlds with his mouth full of hate-swag, buzzsaws of swag and hate descend from on high to rip the inhabitants of said planets into dolla-bill sized strips of flesh, makes it “rain.” Story at 11.

  84. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man roars a challenge to the rest of universe, none can survive his hate-swag infested assault, guzzles haterade and purple drank at same time, ghost of Tupac screams in abject horror as universe begins to hate swag and swag hate. Story at 11.

  85. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man is not reacting well to the catalytic explosions inside gullet, vomits a world where hate is swag and swag is hate, Tyler the Creator is a bronze statue worshiped by pygmies. Story at 11.

  86. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man cries blood from eyes black as pitch, declares that all statues of Mary have nothing on his “life-giving blood-vomiting-eye hate-swag.” Story at 11.

  87. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man resurrects ancient mummies from deep in the sands of Egypt, makes them engage in low-speed combat; declares this both a form of “hate” and “swag.” Story at 11.

  88. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man makes all other rappers pledge fealty to him, Wale spotting washing his feet with own hair and tears. Story at 11.

  89. Kush Kennedy Says:

    2dopeboyz, Wshh, is ————->

    ^
    Damn, yo. Took the words right off my keyboard.

    But forreal, foh bicro.

    You not funny b.

    You Dane Cook.

  90. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man creates army of unholy “swag zombies,” injects them full of own blood filled with the corpses of haters, no one can stop their unholy march. Story at 11.

  91. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man sucks all marrow out of basketball stars, declares himself “world class dunk swag-hate dude guy.” Story at 11.

  92. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man misspells swag as “swage,” unable to correct error as it was hewn into the rock at the dawn of the new era. Story at 11.

  93. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man sits upon grey throne made of the skulls and pelvises of haters, drinks from fountain of swag; the multitudes approach to ask for one more day alive, no mercy is given. Story at 11.

  94. charles lee ray Says:

    *
    Brick r u white?!?
    “smoking hot” “outraged” “magical words” “lord of the rings” “grab the boob” “completely cool”
    Take off ur mask bro

    Lol and co.I hope u know what we call dat

  95. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man engages ghosts in ethereal combat, leaves unable to utter a single bar nor verse, is so full of swag and hate that his rotund body vibrates at a speed that surpasses most red dwarfs. Story at 11.

  96. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man sniffs all the bricks, gains eternal enlightenment, invents new forms of both hate and swag, each has to do with consuming something. Story at 11.

  97. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man absorbs entire internet, is automatically able to choke haters and gain all their swag. Story at 11.

  98. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man crushes layer of earth’s crust, forms land masses to look like his chain. Story at 11.

  99. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man learns “Evil has no boundaries,” douses self with gasoline and becomes so hot that the universal walls begin to melt. Story at 11.

  100. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man lets loose with world-shaking rendition of “Tupac Back,” Tupac ceases to exist in any form living or dead. Story at 11.

  101. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man rides helicopter for the fun of it, heli too heavy to take off, fat man takes the life of pilot. Story at 11.

  102. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man declares that “all I do is ball,” uses earth as ball, mars as hoop, no more haters, no more swag. Story at 11.

  103. Rajon Trondo Says:

    Bicro chill with the corny jokes.

    Marv did that so hopefully u wouldn’t have to go thru that

  104. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man shits out all haters and swag, is forced to eat all of it to gain his power again. Story at 11.

  105. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man stunts on dem hoes, hoes stunt back; caught in perpetual loop of stunting, hoes, swag, haters, drank, chainz, etc. Story at 11.

  106. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Marv did that so hopefully u wouldn’t have to go thru that

    ^lmao truuuuuuu

  107. Das racist Says:

    >>> Bicro tho

    How he comment so much, but say so little?

  108. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man throws up gang sign, it is ancient and terrible, fingers never come back. Story at 11.

  109. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man walks into trap, does not know that the trap has infected his soul, is currently stunting on non-material plane. Story at 11.

  110. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man touches head of Soulja Boy, infects his mind with strange and terrible visions of a coming dawn drenched in the blood of stunting haters, swags, and dem hoes. Story at 11.

  111. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man unable to sleep, thoughts of an eldtrich sunrise where the hoes stunt, haters swag, and being real is a byword in name only. Story at 11.

  112. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man discovers ancient alliance between hoes and haters, mass genocide of both occurs. Story at 11.

  113. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man invents form of black-tar heroin, calls it hater juice, markets it to the youth in your community. Story at 11.

  114. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man eats heart of Spike Lee, suddenly gripped by the compulsion to make five sequels to “Do The Right Thing,” all are received well by the press who cower in terror of said money spent on such shitty acting. Story at 11.

  115. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man outlaws all forms of noise except 808s, says that he will bring the population of the world into the “new based era,” appoints Lil B as his lord general and hater-hunter. Story at 11.

  116. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man chains all hoes to giants pillar of swag, “The Hoes Lament” becomes top 40 hit for all eternity. Story at 11.

  117. Bicro Says:

    This just in! Fat man corrupts all instances of flight pattern, replaces it all with swag, hate, hoes, stunts, etc. Story at 11.

  118. Deen Says:

    Is the “Fat man” Rick Rawse?

  119. Bicro Says:

    Yes.

  120. charles lee ray Says:

    Bicro>>>>>marv tho

  121. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    It’s not funny.

    At all.

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