Video: Ace Hood ft. Rick Ross – Realest Livin

Off Ace Hood’s The Statement 2 mixtape. Directed by SpiffTV.

Previously: French Montana ft. Ace Hood – You Dont Hear Me Tho (Video)


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199 Responses to “Video: Ace Hood ft. Rick Ross – Realest Livin”

  1. EnglandRepresent Says:

    No-sign ankle tats. Or Nahggers who think they living the high life cos they drink Bombay Saphire. Bombay is bog standard gin anyway. Get your weight up and drink Hendricks or Millers.

  2. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    When you google “Beyonce Baphomet”, you get some crazy shit in the images department.

  3. El Feces Loco Says:

    These niggaz trynna bring back dem jackets land..dont laugh so fast..fat boy got on the Flyers joint right here.. that cornball Ace got on a NY Midgets joint

  4. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    But Land said he thought his name was “Milt” like that’s some type of common name LMAO

    > co lulz w/late pass

  5. Casket Face Says:

    Their go one of them loud black chicks casket was talkin bout

    ^^^

    smh tyler perry hoes “i mean, i feel, da fact of da madduh iz”

    every ghetto hoe thinks starting a sentence with “the fact of the matter is” makes her following jargon sound smarter of more decipherable

  6. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    marcbaptiste.com

    Just thought I’d share that with you all.

    Enjoy.

  7. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    I co-sign Marc Baptiste off the sheer number of famous women he done talked out of their clothes to take a pic of their naked frames.

    Kelis, Gabrielle Union, Devon Aoki, Goapele, Erykah Badu, Kim K., Sanaa Lathan, Jordana Brewster, etc.

    The man is a legendary photographer. Hands down.

  8. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    TGOD>>>>>>>>

  9. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Lmaosmh

    Casket’s self loathing runs deep.

  10. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    “real talk, I hate this color god plagued me with. Shit’s disgusting b.”

    #CasketGems

  11. charles lee ray Says:

    David casket face duke

  12. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Casket Face Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 12:20 am

    *niggers it up*

    ^

    FACT.

  13. Casket Face Says:

    *niggers it up*

    *doesn’t self hate*

    *seeks deal with mmg*

    “fuck the youth and realistic goals for rolemodels” – casketface

  14. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Casket Face Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 12:20 am

    *seeks deal with mmg*

    ^

    “Robert E. Lee?, THAT’S MY MUTHAFUCKIN’ NIGGA!”

    #CasketDemoGEMS

  15. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    “fuck the youth and realistic goals for rolemodels”

    – casketface

    ^

    LAWD LAWD LAWD

  16. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Sign niggas who ate mgrs x make near 6figs and drive foreign luxury cars….not da miniature doe

  17. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    eztvstream.ms

    ^

    Damn. (moment of silence)

    Rest In Peace duke.

  18. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    ARE>ate

    iPhone 4s boss swag….

  19. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    That’s my bitch>>>>>>>>>

  20. JihaD Says:

    spitgame-shells.bandcamp.com

    #Rapcity
    #trouble

    I got some BIG surprises coming up, b. smh. All I’m gonna say is when my yung bul drops this #MVP, well, you’ll see whats really good.

    *daps*

    JihaD

  21. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    youtubem/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AdSYhwLENvM

  22. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=AdSYhwLENvM&feature=related

    My apologies for the first one.

  23. Casket Face Says:

    obama discussion + my NIGGER rants + kfc $50 hot wings ad = coincidence?

    niggas better wake the fuck up, you being targeted.

  24. Casket Face Says:

    *rick ross grunts*

    “mmg til i die fuck these hoe ass kids future and drake’s saftety” – casketface mmg

  25. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    kanyebreast.tumblr.com/post/15344511382

    ^

    *Douses self in gasoline*

    *Lights Newport*

    I quit.

    Good night folks.

  26. Casket Face Says:

    fuck that hoe tumblr …if i hit her up like “yo ma you looking right” this stupid bitch would ask why am i looking at her pics…

    fuck that hoe tumblr

  27. Casket Face Says:

    kfc chicken ad going strong though at the top of the page

  28. infared Says:

    lol at calling casket face an uncle tom because he refuses too be a ignorant black man.

    race is not a color, it’s a way of life, a cultural. if your skin is white, black, brown, yellow or whatever the fuck ever it does not affect the way your brain functions. therefore it doesn’t matter if your black or white, i think your either dumb or your smart. what you should be saying casket is that you hate dumb people. when you say you hate ignorant black people that makes everyone think your racists because your saying BLACK people and their thinking of color, not even realizing that the color of their skin has nothing too do with the fact that their ignorant bastards. racism is hilarious, science completely shatters all claims that one race is better then another because of skin color. all of our brains are the same, we all have the same capabilities of learning as the next man.

    simple minded fucks..

  29. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Goapele

    ^ Goapele is one fine woman

  30. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    infared Says:
    ^^

    co-sign but casket face never says anything untoward about white people….he is a typical white washed brown noser.

    We should all seek white mans approval to validate ourselves…..FOH.

  31. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    CasketFace has an inferiority complex…… White people ARE NOT perfect.

    I cant take anymore BOOT LICKING by black people….these people you champion dont care about you trust me.

    Embrace and love ya blackness….Carlton.

  32. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    I hate everybody equally….its great.

    I hate white people for being prejudice and adverse to change.

    Indians, Oriental asians, BLACKS, and other mixtures of races for seeking constant white approval and validation.

    Hating equally>>>

  33. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    I wonder when black women were gonna rock those head scarves and turbans in style right now if EUROS never made it fashionable…

    African queens BEEN wearing head dresses but not once do black women rock those……not until whites DO. fucking blacks.

    This is why white natalie portman bitches are>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLACK FEMALES

  34. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    Young buck STILL wearing that same shit spinner chain from 03??

  35. Cypher Says:

    Hating equally>>>

    ^
    no-sign

    hate <<<

    those in power don't hate, they simply eliminate those who displease them, while remaining emotionally detached

  36. London Bloke Says:

    I make the illest efforts to disrespect em with different gestures
    My wisdom threatens these wicked peasants with ill intentions

  37. London Bloke Says:

    How desensitized has the internet made us when people willing watch a video of a dude losing his life outside a restaurant in LA and laugh. I try to keep mine and not watch that kinda stuff

    That vid of the puppies being hurled into the lake was the last straw for me

    Imagine…and we once had “sensitivity (n)” The youth never even had it

    Our future is done.

  38. Harlem World Says:

    Natalie Portman is like the definition of super average.

    Opinion. (c) 007

    I never understood the hype about her, but Hollywood has a habit of having flavors of the month.

  39. Harlem World Says:

    Casket would rather be in the prescence of a white person, who is just as ignorant as any “nigger” …

    Just as long as they’re not black. He proves this in his comments and in that video.

    I don’t care tho, Caskets alright with me. Can’t tell a grown man how to live.

  40. charles oakley Says:

    hard to be humble when u stuntin on a jumbotron…..

    Charlize Theron >>>

  41. Harlem World Says:

    Irina Shayk tho >>>

    I will pay for her lifestyle.

  42. Harlem World Says:

    London Bloke, you wasnt saying that during the riots b.

    I saw you on T.V with a T.V, don’t lie.

  43. charles oakley Says:

    smh @ lb’s sliding moral compass….

    He won’t watch a kid get beat, but he’s got no problem watchin 13 yr old thai lady boi porn….smh

    #theres_no_hope_for_u

  44. b Says:

    cosign littlegassed hoe

  45. Harlem World Says:

    Things Women Look Ultra Hot In – (list sponsored by HW)

    1) Lingerie (obvious)
    2) Leopard/tiger print.
    3) Football jerseys.
    4) Bandana (aunt jemima style)
    5) Suit

  46. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    Why the hell should I love a group of people who show no love for me???

    I take white people as they come…..(people in general really)…..Caucasians are predisposed to prejudice…

    Fuck people and kumbaya missions.

    Hate>>>

  47. charles oakley Says:

    “I keep the city’s best, never said she was the brightest”

    #diamond

  48. charles oakley Says:

    lol marvs hate is on a hunnid thousann trillon this morning

  49. Harlem World Says:

    charles oakley Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 8:42 am

    “I keep the city’s best, never said she was the brightest”

    #diamond

    ========================
    You gotta finish that legendary verse tho..

  50. charles oakley Says:

    standin at the podium tryna watch my sodium

  51. Harlem World Says:

    Wassup sounds a lil like Everyday Thang.

    My fellow Bone Thugs stans know..

  52. London Bloke Says:

    Leopard/tiger print.

    ^

    NO SIGN.

  53. London Bloke Says:

    The girls rocking those tights with the stockings print on them in the US

    Lovely jubbly.

  54. London Bloke Says:

    That was meant to be are the girls rocking….

    Co-sign heels adding 1.5 to any girl…

    #TD

  55. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    1) Lingerie (obvious)
    2) Bikini
    3) My clothes….t-shirts, boxers etx
    4) heels, to accentuate the calf muscle(my gawd!)
    5) pony tail
    ^^
    revised list

  56. Harlem World Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Leopard/tiger print.

    ^

    NO SIGN.

    ================
    I go wild for this shit.

  57. Bricktop Says:

    When you google “Beyonce Baphomet”, you get some crazy shit in the images department.
    ^
    cBc.
    What, you think I was joking about the Ray Bans comment yesterday? Hide your eyes if you’re scared.

  58. London Bloke Says:

    co-sign knee high socks

  59. charles oakley Says:

    I like a girl in a baggy tee and short tight cheer shorts

    also a women in jorts >>>

  60. Harlem World Says:

    Women in running/gym wear >>>

  61. Harlem World Says:

    RIP Sarjo

    Was a good kid.

  62. Harlem World Says:

    French Montana Tells Angie Martinez That Drake Wants To Fight Common “He Said He Can’t Wait To Run Into Him”

    ==============
    Surely French is stirring the pot?

    Either that or Drizzy’s been getting his Krav Maga on.

  63. Jackson7 Says:

    Harlem World Says:

    January 25th, 2012 at 8:41 am
    Things Women Look Ultra Hot In – (list sponsored by HW)

    4) Bandana (aunt jemima style)

    ——————

    LMAO

    cosign tho

  64. Harlem World Says:

    Game ain’t been the same since Assange made the switch to RT.

    RIP Da competition

  65. Jackson7 Says:

    BEEN told niggas… seriously…

    Drake need to punch Lonnie in his fuckin face when he see him..

    he has nothing to lose..

    even if Lonnie beat his ass….

    ANY signs of masculine aggression by Aubrey, is a clear win for Aubrey at this point..

    the ONLY mc that has earned the right to ignore niggas’ shots, is Camel… and it aint cool when he does it either… but, What More Can He Say?

  66. Jackson7 Says:

    a women in sweatpants that been cut off to make homemade daisy dukes >>>>

    ANY shorts that show that crease where the ass meets top of the thigh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  67. Jackson7 Says:

    McDonalds Chicken McBites is kinda tasty

  68. Jackson7 Says:

    Yellow Melo as a role player and 4th scoring option>>>>>

  69. Jackson7 Says:

    *dpas Mindy Marin*

  70. Bricktop Says:

    How desensitized has the internet made us when people willing watch a video of a dude losing his life outside a restaurant in LA and laugh. I try to keep mine and not watch that kinda stuff

    That vid of the puppies being hurled into the lake was the last straw for me

    Imagine…and we once had “sensitivity (n)” The youth never even had it

    Our future is done.
    ^
    America has successfully bred the next Nazi regime. Look at our diets. Look at how we entertain ourselves. Gradually desensitizing our youth completely was the next logical progression. Boobies are banned, but kids are encouraged to spend hours a day playing mw3. In the next two or three decades, the world won’t stand a chance.

  71. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:08 am

    a women in sweatpants that been cut off to make homemade daisy dukes >>>>

    ANY shorts that show that crease where the ass meets top of the thigh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    ^
    tinyurl.com/84t2vkm

  72. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    but Jax is that deal….

    shes fine…

  73. Harlem World Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:06 am

    BEEN told niggas… seriously…

    Drake need to punch Lonnie in his fuckin face when he see him..

    he has nothing to lose..

    =================
    He could lose his sensitive guy image tho.

    Does he really want to end up like Ja Rule?

    This “battle” is already a stalemate, I’d just chalk up the the L if I was him.

  74. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    cosign leopard/tiger print pants as well…

    them tights…

    lawd yes.

  75. Bricktop Says:

    Broads in yoga pants.
    That is all.

  76. b Says:

    I was rocking prison boots before I had a wisdom tooth, yeah we did wrong but now they tryna make the bids long, saying five percent is a gang when its islam that keeps us kids calm.#saigiddygems

  77. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    When they said CiCi looked like Jason Phillips I jumped off the mountain top and turn into a golden eagle…

    Dudes on here actively chasing Greeneyes( Who is obese quite frankly) and J to the mwah….

  78. b Says:

    I only wanna see a bitch wearing a smile and some tims.

  79. Jackson7 Says:

    yo MCJ

    be clear…

    the only one chasing CiCi, was Kevin..

    case BEEN closed

    and facially, she DOES look like Jadakiss forreal… i aint lie

  80. Harlem World Says:

    America has successfully bred the next Nazi regime
    ======================

    A large part of the world already fews us as this.

    You saw how the police shut down Occupy Wall Street, straight outta the Fascist playbook.

  81. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign Green Eyes being overrated..

    and chubby

  82. Harlem World Says:

    MiddleClassJoe Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:20 am

    When they said CiCi looked like Jason Phillips I jumped off the mountain top and turn into a golden eagle…

    ===================
    Stop the violence y’all.

  83. Jackson7 Says:

    Harlem World Says:

    January 25th, 2012 at 9:22 am
    America has successfully bred the next Nazi regime
    ======================

    A large part of the world already fews us as this.

    You saw how the police shut down Occupy Wall Street, straight outta the Fascist playbook.

    ———-

    FACTS ON FACTS ON FACTS

    america BEEN a fertile breeding ground for Nazism

  84. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    I picture Cici with the jadakiss minimised facial features and his balled egghead…and thats what you were after??

  85. Harlem World Says:

    Remix, you got a wifey, greedy nicca!

    Send Jax to your fellow TD brethren.

    I’ll make good use of that Arab.

  86. Jackson7 Says:

    whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    tinyurl.com/84t2vkm

    ———–

    lolsmh

  87. Stot Says:

    Harlem World
    18 mins ago
    RIP Sarjo

    Was a good kid.

    ^how I could just kill a man

  88. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Remix, you got a wifey, greedy nicca!

    Send Jax to your fellow TD brethren.

    I’ll make good use of that Arab.

    ^
    dawg i told her to say something.. but she said she aint want to deal with you thirsty ass niggas…

    she’ll come around tho…

  89. Harlem World Says:

    “Bougie girl, grab her hand
    Fuck that bitch if she don’t wanna dance
    Excuse my French but I’m in Fraaaaance
    I’m just sayiiiin”

  90. Harlem World Says:

    Jax, you like a 6 in the face, don’t get gassed.

  91. sarjo1988 Says:

    on a sidenote….Wheres SARJO??? LMAO!!! R.I.P
    ^
    never that, dont go writing any eulogies yet, jus in lurk mode, havent had much input for the conversations goin on, so why partake? ill throw in my 2 cents sooner or later…..

    *daps to all…glad to see the c section in somewhat normal order

  92. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    Wonder if she told Kevin stuff like ”Im not wearing any panties papi” but in like a jadakiss voice.

    on a sidenote….Wheres SARJO??? LMAO!!! R.I.P

  93. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:28 am

    Jax, you like a 6 in the face, don’t get gassed.

    ^
    what you did there…

  94. Troyvul Says:

    Look at how a lil aggression changed Chris Brown. He’s now a living legend. I co_sign Drake bringing the fisticuffs to Lonnie Chicago condo.

  95. Harlem World Says:

    We’ve always thrown our weight around. but The Bush/Obama Administration have fucked up our “good guy” reputation for at least 100 years.

    When he threatened to veto Palestine’s statehood, it was officially a wrap.

  96. Harlem World Says:

    MiddleClassJoe Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Wonder if she told Kevin stuff like ”Im not wearing any panties papi” but in like a jadakiss voice.

    ================
    Jadakiss voice ether >>>

    Absentee ether tho <<>>

  97. Stot Says:

    *daps to all…glad to see the c section in somewhat normal order

    ^Its doing well cuz you aint here…

    Stay in lurk mode fuqbwoi

    It aint safe for you round these parts

    Ya heard

  98. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    dawg i told her to say something.. but she said she aint want to deal with you thirsty ass niggas…
    ^^

    JAX isnt THAT pretty though…but she would be Goat female to comment…

    Aye ASHMI any way you can get Tsuni to come on here.

  99. Eastern_Digital Says:

    youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l_TJrthFlNM

    This girl >>>>

  100. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    man.. jax is a LEAST a 7…

    be clear…

    no sign jax hate.

  101. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    so… lets discuss that state of the union address though…

  102. Bricktop Says:

    We’ve always thrown our weight around. but The Bush/Obama Administration have fucked up our “good guy” reputation for at least 100 years.

    When he threatened to veto Palestine’s statehood, it was officially a wrap.
    ^
    yep. Traveled the globe in uniform back in 03. The entire eastern hemisphere was calling us Nazi’s back then. I can only imagine what they think now. If you think Obama has done ANYTHING to alter the world’s opinion of us in a tyrannical sense, well you are sadly mistaken. Truth be told, he’s way more of a war monger than little Bush ever could’ve dreamed of.

  103. sarjo1988 Says:

    Eastern_Digital Says:

    January 25th, 2012 at 9:36 am
    youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l_TJrthFlNM

    This girl >>>>
    ^
    she is the definition of a dime piece

  104. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:31 am

    We’ve always thrown our weight around. but The Bush/Obama Administration have fucked up our “good guy” reputation for at least 100 years.

    When he threatened to veto Palestine’s statehood, it was officially a wrap.

    ^
    honestly HW.. we aint NEVER been view that way… its just that the majority of us living HERE never saw it the other way… i have been outta the country in my lifetime to know that people have always looked at americans with a little distrust.. now the gloves is off… thats all.

  105. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    sometimes.. you niggas taste in women is so fucked up…

  106. Stot Says:

    Remix taste been wack and I aint even check da link to kno dat

    SimpGawds taste in women<<<<<<>>>>

  107. London Bloke Says:

    women with red lipstick >>

  108. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Stot Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Remix taste been wack and I aint even check da link to kno dat

    SimpGawds taste in women<<<<<>>>

    ^
    man.. my taste in women is impeccable… Kev’s taste in women is wack…

  109. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 am

    women with red lipstick >>

    ^
    real talk…

  110. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Still no comment on da wiz video…..

    I’m so appalled

  111. London Bloke Says:

    Who are Jax and Tsuni?

  112. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    the only one chasing CiCi, was Kevin..

    > wrong, crackhead.

    she was at me because of my comments & my peoples music. at a time when i was new commenting here & other screennames where simpin on her every time she logged on. i mean…the shits documented. i ain never chased cici.

    my game is effortless. bitches jus fall in line yo.

  113. MiddleClassJoe Says:

    Yeah but she shouldnt get gassed up though…..Nobodys fawning over JAX…

    Smh @ thirsty….

  114. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Tae Heckard>>>>>>>>>>

    Thank me later

  115. Bricktop Says:

    Ultra tardy notice: are Mixtapetorrents worth fucking with?

  116. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Who are Jax and Tsuni?

    ^^^
    Word…wtf is a Jax? Only Jax I know is dude from Sons of Anarchy no homo

    Tsuni is some chick that pops up on that Faecebook fan page for Nah.

  117. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Ultra tardy notice: are Mixtapetorrents worth fucking with?

    ^^^
    no-sign torrents unless it’s for ultra rare shit. RIAA, MPAA etc is watching these torrents for the popular stiuff closely.

  118. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    man.. my taste in women is impeccable… Kev’s taste in women is wack…

    > nigga…you’re bitch got a very cute face but niggas have yet to see if she has any real shape to call impeccable. that bitch could have a frame like justin bieber for all we know.

    suffering from hip deficiency with sponge bob boy shorts.

  119. London Bloke Says:

    Werent Jax the black dude with the metal arms in Mortal Kombat?

    Roffs

  120. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 9:49 am

    man.. my taste in women is impeccable… Kev’s taste in women is wack…

    > nigga…you’re bitch got a very cute face but niggas have yet to see if she has any real shape to call impeccable. that bitch could have a frame like justin bieber for all we know.

    suffering from hip deficiency with sponge bob boy shorts.

    ^
    LMAO @ hip deficiency…

    still… you hump hippos at every opportunity bruh… just sayin…

  121. Stot Says:

    Nah’s biggest Simps:
    Remix-Definition of a simp, he’s da Kanye of dis sh!t. Wait till da ho leave him…
    Frankie-self explanotory. an admitted simp
    HW-undercover simp stay talmbout paying a broad lifestyle
    cOLD-fell by the wayside after gettin married/bodied. Now a simp
    PiFace-I mean have you seen his wife…? he saved dat ho. *rawse grunt*
    sheont even work while he work 2 jobs to pay for a kid who aint his….
    That my friend is a SIMP

  122. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    i think that facebook fan addon is fake though…

    no way a chick named ‘abbey’ could fuck with nah…

    no fuckin way…

  123. sarjo1988 Says:

    Stunna successfully bet $1 million dollars on the Packers to win last season. He’s upping the ante this year by putting down $5 million on the Patriots to beat the New York Giants.

    #BELEE DAT

  124. Stot Says:

    Oh yea why you body up dat twitter x facebook ho?

  125. Bricktop Says:

    Word…wtf is a Jax?
    ^
    .destructoid.com/elephant/ul/97100-jax.jpg

  126. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Stunna successfully bet $1 million dollars on the Packers to win last season. He’s upping the ante this year by putting down $5 million on the Patriots to beat the New York Giants.

    #BELEE DAT

    ^^^
    for real?

    Y.O.L.O.

  127. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    nah redicks…

    i ain never posted a hippo on here. thas your opinion. they all got shape. they’re jus bbw status because they crave the hardware necessary to cause tremors in their bellies.

    i got thin bitches. they cool on occasion. that thickness is my go to wave tho.

  128. sarjo1988 Says:

    for real?

    Y.O.L.O.
    ^
    ya…According to Birdman, Patriots running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis is his nephew

  129. Bricktop Says:

    no-sign torrents unless it’s for ultra rare shit. RIAA, MPAA etc is watching these torrents for the popular stiuff closely.
    ^
    Word. But just using it for some old ass random obscure mixtapes should be relatively safe though, no?
    Thanks.

  130. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    everything i learned about this simp game.. i owe to TKF…

    #SIMPFather

  131. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Word…wtf is a Jax?
    ^
    .destructoid.com/elephant/ul/97100-jax.jpg

    ^^^
    lol

  132. Eastern_Digital Says:

    no-sign torrents unless it’s for ultra rare shit. RIAA, MPAA etc is watching these torrents for the popular stiuff closely.
    ^
    Word. But just using it for some old ass random obscure mixtapes should be relatively safe though, no?
    Thanks.

    ^^^^
    yeah…I dont see a big risk there.

  133. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    everything i learned about this simp game.. i owe to TKF…

    #SIMPFather

    ^oh shit lol

    SimpGaud in da building

    ReSimps4hoz

    Sn:wonder how much money baby has stolen from Wayne n others
    ——

  134. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    word niggas be simpin hard in here.
    whas the cause of it? niggas be tryna secure a bitch like velcro straps, be all tightly embraced while she walk to the restroom & shit.

    shame on you niggas. it’s mad box out there & you don’t own any of it.

    not even if you married. a bitch will use them two legs to walk that pussy over to a nigga like me & spread them so’s i bust the pussy open because i treat them harsh.

  135. sarjo1988 Says:

    Sn:wonder how much money baby has stolen from Wayne n others
    ^
    co wonder…but dont u think theyd speak up after they see him betting 5 mil on one game, or winnin 1 mill of the packers last yr….nigga stays flaunting the dough and placing these outrageous bets…i thought someone other than the producers would have spoken up by now

    only time i can remember is when weezys contract was about to be up and there were rumors of him joining another label, and thats when YMCMB came into play

  136. Harlem World Says:

    HW-undercover simp stay talmbout paying a broad lifestyle

    =================
    Roffle!

    Just jokes. I’m just too stubborn to trick.

  137. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 am

    word niggas be simpin hard in here.
    whas the cause of it? niggas be tryna secure a bitch like velcro straps, be all tightly embraced while she walk to the restroom & shit.

    shame on you niggas. it’s mad box out there & you don’t own any of it.

    not even if you married. a bitch will use them two legs to walk that pussy over to a nigga like me & spread them so’s i bust the pussy open because i treat them harsh.

    ^
    i for one never understood what the problem is…

    you get with a chick and what… do nothing?

    what exactly is simpin… takin my girl out to nice dinners?

    traveling with her?

    *shrugs* i guess so… if thats simpin then yeah.. im simpin like a mufucka…

  138. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    #SIMPTEAM

    yeah we sip that champagne.. .

    yeah we pop bottles in the vip..

    thats my boo…

  139. Harlem World Says:

    but dont u think theyd speak up after they see him betting 5 mil on one game, or winnin 1 mill of the packers last yr….nigga stays flaunting the dough and placing these outrageous bets
    ==================
    Who saw it tho?!

    Birdman is a multi millionare, but he’s full of shit sometimes imo.

    All he did is mention it on Twitter. And he bet on the favorite, so the return might not even by that much (for a millionaire).

  140. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    LOL.. TKF.. i remember when you used to tell your simp stories on that blog…

    what happened to that shit?

  141. sarjo1988 Says:

    this future tape>>>><<<

  142. Harlem World Says:

    Eastern_Digital Says:

    January 25th, 2012 at 9:36 am
    youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l_TJrthFlNM

    This girl >>>>

    ===============
    Cot damn, who is this!?

    *prepares to pay for her lifestyle*

  143. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Cot damn, who is this!?

    *prepares to pay for her lifestyle*

    ^
    #TeamSimperFi

  144. sarjo1988 Says:

    ^
    im jus sayin HW, if he isnt paying his roster, why arent they speaking up like the producers did cpl years back?

  145. Harlem World Says:

    Sn:wonder how much money baby has stolen from Wayne n others

    ======================
    I’m guessing at least $50 million.

    Wayne nearly left over unpaid royalties.

    Hot Boyz and Mannie Fresh left ,being owed millions each.

  146. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    what exactly is simpin

    >simpin is anything that you’d do that goes above & beyond the norm of what a female deserves.

    for example…you can tell your chic that she looks gorgeous going out for a night on the town…

    but if you say she’s gorgeous & be like…’yo hol up…lemme take a picture of you to capture this moment before we leave’…..

    thas simpin.

    chill gawd. you messing it up for the cold blooded players once she gets bored wit you.

  147. sarjo1988 Says:

    SN: that Dougherty Siblinlings story yesterday>>>>>>>>

    family stickin together thru thick n thin>>>>>>>>>>

  148. Harlem World Says:

    I wanna roll around in the sand, topless with this bitch.

  149. sarjo1988 Says:

    siblings>sibingling

  150. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Dat YMCMB money lookin funny in da light

    Mex I just got lazy…surely I got plenty more stories to go round i might bring it back

    Lol @ SimperFi

  151. Stot Says:

    PigPen weve seen your work…

    Of course nothin you poke is worth simpin for…

    Dey aint even worth bein seen with in public

    FOH bwoi

  152. sarjo1988 Says:

    Mex I just got lazy…surely I got plenty more stories to go round i might bring it back
    ^
    was this the blog with the story of the Pinky look-a-like

    if so it was off to a good start

  153. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 10:17 am

    I wanna roll around in the sand, topless with this bitch.

    ^
    something about this comment.. just sounds wrong…

    i cant call it though…

  154. Cypher Says:

    but if you say she’s gorgeous & be like…’yo hol up…lemme take a picture of you to capture this moment before we leave’…..

    thas simpin.

    chill gawd. you messing it up for the cold blooded players once she gets bored wit you.

    ^
    co-sign not building bitches self confidence up…

  155. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    I wanna roll around in the sand, topless with this bitch.

    >simperobics.

  156. Cypher Says:

    I wanna roll around in the sand, topless with this bitch.

    ^
    something about this comment.. just sounds wrong…

    i cant call it though…

    ^
    probably this part

    upon further review whys a nigga wanna roll around in the sand for.. smh at the self hate niggas just can’t be regular niggas no more… they gotta be sand niggas.

  157. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Cypher Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I wanna roll around in the sand, topless with this bitch.

    ^
    something about this comment.. just sounds wrong…

    i cant call it though…

    ^
    probably this part

    upon further review whys a nigga wanna roll around in the sand for.. smh at the self hate niggas just can’t be regular niggas no more… they gotta be sand niggas.

    ^
    LOL.. whaddup cypher… hope your life sucks fam…

    *daps*

  158. Cypher Says:

    only thing appropriate to roll around a bitch is a joint…

    and for you clown ass niggas fuckin these beast of burden out here… maybe a barrell

  159. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Ya the pinky look a like and the failed 3some attempt

    Man I got others I may bring it back.

  160. Harlem World Says:

    Have you seen her tho?!

    *rolls around in the sand with her, in slow motion*

    *pays for her and her friends lifestyle too*

  161. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    if you roll around in beach sand topless & your girl got on her bikini top your simp levels are embarrassingly high.

  162. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    *sheds tears @ ‘beasts of burden’*

    that ether…

  163. Harlem World Says:

    *builds sandcastles with said chick*
    *lovingly splashes sea water on her*

  164. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Look @ Joe budden he is the definition of simp

    But his resume is unfuckwitable!

  165. sarjo1988 Says:

    Ex-NFL superstar friendless, nearly broke Terrell Owens made more than $80 mil in his career, but now he’s struggling to make ends meet
    ^
    smh

    RIP T-Owens

  166. Harlem World Says:

    *rocks open toe chancletas on beach*
    *holds her hand*

  167. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 10:27 am

    if you roll around in beach sand topless & your girl got on her bikini top your simp levels are embarrassingly high.

    ^
    there it is…

    i’ve never heard another man say ‘i wanna be topless ______’ in any capacity…

    LOL.. i get it tho HW…

  168. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    if you can fuck her.. then saddle her and ride her to work.. shes way more than a bbw… shes a beast of burden

    -Cypher

  169. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Hw takin da Simp crown

    I knew it

  170. Harlem World Says:

    *writes i love you girl, in the sand so it can be seen from the sky*

  171. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    *builds sandcastles with said chick*
    *lovingly splashes sea water on her*

    > lol

  172. Harlem World Says:

    *just wants to talk, in front of a lil fire on the beach*
    *plays with her hair*

  173. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Hw takin da Simp crown

    I knew it

    ^
    dont worry.. your spot in the simp kingdom is solidified fam.. you a legend…

  174. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 10:31 am

    *writes i love you girl, in the sand so it can be seen from the sky*

    ^
    #SimpTales

  175. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Oh shit!

    I just clicked that woman n the video…..

    Fuck dat! Sign me up

    SimpGawd is back

    Hw we goin fight over that one

    Woooooo

  176. Bricktop Says:

    Simp, Simp…
    HOORAY!!!

    Simp, Simp
    HOORAY!!!

  177. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    smh.. this nigga said he wrote a message in the sand…

    drake.. is that you?

  178. Bricktop Says:

    It ain’t simpin’ if you got it.

  179. Cypher Says:

    if you can fuck her.. then saddle her and ride her to work.. shes way more than a bbw… shes a beast of burden

    ^
    have you seen the price of gas nigga?

    mpc for a fat bitch is at least 5 … thats miles per cookie btw

  180. whywonttheseniggasSTFU Says:

    be clear tho..

    if you simp..

    dont simp for no 3’s or 4’s…

    aim high…

  181. Cypher Says:

    It ain’t simpin’ if you got it.

    ^

    nah, thats exactly what it is…

  182. Cypher Says:

    be clear tho..

    if you simp..

    dont simp for no 3′s or 4′s…

    aim high…

    ^
    or unemployed bitches…

    simpin for a chick thats a millionaire is acceptable…

    remember money appreciates, looks don’t

  183. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    yo hw…

    repost that link of the chic you talkin bout. my phone isn’t allowing the current one for some reason.

  184. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=lmsbHGEB6UU&ob=av2e

    ^

    Best shit ever.

    *late pass*

  185. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    I wanna plow a blond rock star bish like Lissie who’s shmammered off 19 drinks, coke, E, shrrom, everything and just rock her world, slime. Shit would be terrific.

  186. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “She mine im simpin, she mine im simpin
    I ride er round n I spend it”

    Famous to not so famous women:
    Lola monroe
    mya
    meg goode
    chris milian
    sheneka adams
    shanbonita
    wankaego
    ashanti

    2 words……

    I’M.Simpin.

  187. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1513137/viewall

    > hol up…

    if this who HW is talking about then yeah…

    all simp everything.

  188. Jackson7 Says:

    Miss Issy aka Dominican Poison >>>>>>>>>>
    Miosotis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    case BEEN closed

  189. Bricktop Says:

    What’s simpin’, Simpin’?

  190. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Why did wifey order like $500 worth of threads for my seeds from Lands End. That’s so kizza official right there. My kids is finna be Vermont shwaggin.

  191. mcb Says:

    yooo

    this Saigon mixtape is not bad at all.

    i dig it. mixtape material. album will be better, then it works

    *leaves*

  192. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    She mine im simpin, she mine im simpin

    ^

    L M A O

    I would simp for Gianna Michaels tho.

    I would do her lanudry and then trim her toenails. Then I would make love to her and cry after I orgasm for forty two (42) minutes while Beethoven plays in the background.

  193. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Lashontae Heckard
    Ashley Nicole King
    Denyce Lawton
    Maliah
    Demetria Mckinney
    Denise Boutte

    ^Sign me up

  194. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Cubana Lust is bad a fuck but her puss been blown open by so many gross niccas/rappers/paying clients/strip club patrons/Twitter followers that I would have to tail pipe her [ll].

  195. sarjo1988 Says:

    Taking a bad broad that been smutted and slutted by hundreds of niccas and then flying in with a cape on and treating her like rare rose gold. I.e., buying her purses, heels, taking her to dinner, writing love notes, clipping her toenails, massaging her feet, treating her fat friends to alcohol and weed and appetizers, spending 1.5 hours every night on the phone with her, celebrating Valentine day, doing nice things for her mom, and other assorted Cap’n Save-a-ho flagrant fouls that nasty bishes ain’t worthy of.
    ^
    see wiz ala amber rose
    or tito ortiz ala jenna jameson
    or any nigga that decides to wife the industry slore, pornstars, etc

  196. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Bricktop Says:

    January 25th, 2012 at 10:58 am
    What’s simpin’, Simpin’?

    ^

    Taking a bad broad that been smutted and slutted by hundreds of niccas and then flying in with a cape on and treating her like rare rose gold. I.e., buying her purses, heels, taking her to dinner, writing love notes, clipping her toenails, massaging her feet, treating her fat friends to alcohol and weed and appetizers, spending 1.5 hours every night on the phone with her, celebrating Valentine day, doing nice things for her mom, and other assorted Cap’n Save-a-ho flagrant fouls that nasty bishes ain’t worthy of.

  197. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    wow…

    so i jus peeped that chelsea ciara video.

    christ.

    that woman can sit on my face with me laid across that central park bench.

    i’d wash that chic hair. early.

  198. deen Says:

    Troy still a closet homosexual:

    “@Troyvul: Happy Birthday Papi Chulo @G_Sofrito”

    SMH. And pause.

  199. S.I.C.K Says:

    *late daps *

    Mr.Waldron’s views on hoes and how they effect the ecology>>>

    What he said regarding the fear of loneliness and marriage still resonates. Hate the author but respect the knowledge.

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