Video: Wiz Khalifa – WK Today (The Dogg’s House)

Wiz Khalifa heads to Snoop Dogg’s crib to work on the soundtrack to their movie Mac And Devin Go To High School.

Previously: Wiz Khalifa – WK Today (Toronto)


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218 Responses to “Video: Wiz Khalifa – WK Today (The Dogg’s House)”

  1. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    the onset of fuckery >>>
    ^
    cBc

  2. Harlem World Says:

    Stoner flicks >>>

  3. the absence of heat Says:

    I hope the homie SICK didnt shoot up the club with that backpage jump.

    going raw in prostitutes >>>>

    what a fucking rush.

  4. Jackson7 Says:

    that fancy, swashbucking hat, and blue doublebreasted coat, and ascot, QTip was wearing during some of those outside interview clips >>>>>>>>

  5. Jackson7 Says:

    Jarobi is a straightup weirdo

  6. Harlem World Says:

    *gets strippers name tatted so she knows its real*

  7. Troyvul Says:

    That Nipsey Hussle tape is nice too, took a while to get used to the beats, but his lyrics and cadence >

  8. the absence of heat Says:

    Harlem World Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Stoner flicks >>>

    ^ No Facking Way!

  9. Black Says:

    going raw in prostitutes >>>>

    what a fucking rush.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Like skydiving… or russian roulette

  10. Harlem World Says:

    the absence of heat Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    going raw in prostitutes >>>>

    what a fucking rush.

    ==================

    adrenaline >>>> life itself

  11. the absence of heat Says:

    >>> a hooker insisting on using protection.

  12. b-ease Says:

    @ Jerz

    In regards to your comment in the last post, I don’t disagree with any of it essentially. With that said, if it’s only going to matter to the diehards, releasing it for free wouldnt be a L cause the majority of those “fans” aren’t going to purchase a retail copy anyway. *side eyes cold no homillz*

  13. the absence of heat Says:

    adrenaline >>>> life itself

    ^ co

  14. Jersey*made*me Says:

    That Nipsey Hussle tape is nice too, took a while to get used to the beats, but his lyrics and cadence >

    ^^

    Best rapper outta Cali since the G-Unit Game,hands down….

    BEEN told niggas

  15. b-ease Says:

    the absence of heat Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    going raw in prostitutes >>>>

    what a fucking rush.

    ^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  16. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    going raw in prostitutes >>>>
    ^
    gem

  17. the absence of heat Says:

    *side eyes cold no homillz*

    ^ *chuckles*

  18. Plug Says:

    what you do Plug?
    ——–
    sometimes you gotta let them know you aint playin and wont play. by any means necessary

  19. A chick Says:

    the absence of heat Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 10:54 am
    >>> a hooker insisting on using protection.
    —————–
    x_X

  20. b-ease Says:

    The term “shoot up the club” as a euphemism for coming inside of a woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  21. Black Says:

    if it’s only going to matter to the diehards, releasing it for free wouldnt be a L cause the majority of those “fans” aren’t going to purchase a retail copy anyway.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Thats me lol. If your selling something and someone has the exact same product for free I’m rolling with the free.

  22. b-ease Says:

    I’m making a song called “Shoot Up the Club”. And I’m gonna be singing on it like the God Drake Griffin. It was written.

  23. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    cosign the usage of sexual euphemisms and double entendres

  24. Plug Says:

    you aint gotta go raw in tutes to get that rush!

    any chick will do

    <<<HPV

  25. the absence of heat Says:

    sometimes you gotta let them know you aint playin and wont play. by any means necessary

    ^ there’s a translation here somewhere… I’ma let you tell it tho.

  26. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @b-ease

    *daps* I probably wont ever buy another retail until they stop leaking online. I’m a realist…but I applaud those who feel the need to buy free shit,LOL

  27. Troyvul Says:

    The term “shoot up the club” as a euphemism for coming inside of a woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    ^
    Plug a Genius for that

  28. Danny Ocean Says:

    Aubrey on a vintage Just Blaze track rapping about checking his girl’s phone while she’s away in the ladies room

    LOL x SMH

  29. the absence of heat Says:

    I’m making a song called “Shoot Up the Club”. And I’m gonna be singing on it like the God Drake Griffin. It was written.

    ^ lmao, actually not a bad idea. You’d owe plug some royalties tho.

  30. A chick Says:

    I can’t get over this Just Blaze beat!!! He outdid himself.

    I need to hear Nas, Jay, Cole or Ye’ go over Lord Knows. Maybe even Pusha…

  31. sarjo1988 Says:

    notice how jersey cant co sign any sentiments of busting in a woman

    jus saying

    *kanye shrug*

    co sign to the FULLEST bustin in a prostitutes eye, mouth,ear, and puss

  32. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    #savagelife

  33. Jersey*made*me Says:

    The term “shoot up the club” as a euphemism for coming inside of a woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    ^^

    Not enough >>>>>>>>>’s

  34. the absence of heat Says:

    shoot up the club
    shoot up the club
    especially when the spot is vacant
    shot up the club

    repeat 3x’s

  35. Jersey*made*me Says:

    notice how jersey cant co sign any sentiments of busting in a woman

    ^^

    Notice how you on my dick,STILL?

  36. Plug Says:

    ^ lmao, actually not a bad idea. You’d owe plug some royalties tho.
    ——-
    yeah

    and we vanella ice’n ninjas too

    *gets blank papers together*

  37. C. Dufflebags Says:

    Take Care season has returned..

    walk with me niggas ಠvಠ

    work ethic speaks for itself, already got two classics under his belt

  38. sarjo1988 Says:

    The term “shoot up the club” as a euphemism for coming inside of a woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    ^^

    Not enough >>>>>>>>>’s

    ^
    too little too late swag

  39. hl Says:

    b-ease Says:

    I’m making a song called “Shoot Up the Club”. And I’m gonna be singing on it like the God Drake Griffin. It was written.

    ^LMAO

  40. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ^ lmao, actually not a bad idea. You’d owe plug some royalties tho.

    ^^

    Only morally,it aint trademarked…

  41. the absence of heat Says:

    ಠvಠ

    ^ niggas is creative b.

  42. hatin clayton Says:

    my girl is due on nov 15, I’m hoping she can hold off one more day so I can go cop this drizzy

  43. sarjo1988 Says:

    Notice how you on my dick,STILL?
    ^
    notice the way u see it?

    gay, u been wanting niggas on ur dick

    i see it as exposing the fag in you

    job well done on my part

  44. Black Says:

    Smh, they saying that the Penn State coach actually ran sometype of home that sheltered at risk kids. Anyone who was even remotely associated with this kizza needs to get booked.

    Special place in Hell for weirdos like that.

  45. A chick Says:

    co sign to the FULLEST bustin in a prostitutes eye, mouth,ear, and puss
    —————–
    Yo WTF??

    Is screwin a prostitute a rite of passage or some shit? I never heard of men bragging about this until I met Nah. *facepalm*
    #icant

  46. Troyvul Says:

    my girl is due on nov 15, I’m hoping she can hold off one more day so I can go cop this drizzy
    ^
    Real life Issues

  47. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Is screwin a prostitute a rite of passage or some shit?
    ^
    cBc

  48. hl Says:

    Regarding buying pussy… A lot of niggas be lying.

  49. Hoskins Says:

    Yeah that Nipsey Tape is real nice, They Know is the stand out.

    I dont think its better than his last mixtape though

    Love?>
    7 Days A Week>
    A Million>
    Young Rich and famous>

  50. Jackson7 Says:

    A chick Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:06 am
    co sign to the FULLEST bustin in a prostitutes eye, mouth,ear, and puss
    —————–
    Yo WTF??

    —————

    LMAO

  51. hatin clayton Says:

    hl Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Regarding buying pussy… A lot of niggas be lying.

    ^hl better not be white typing like this

  52. ChainHeavy Says:

    Im just giving Ravens fans fuck yous today.Theyve been waiting for this moment for two months.

  53. Jersey*made*me Says:

    LOL @ A chick taking EVERYTHING literally…

    Half of these niggas married and dont go outside

  54. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    co sign to the FULLEST bustin in a prostitutes eye, mouth,ear, and puss
    —————–
    Yo WTF??

    —————

    LMAO
    ^
    roffs

  55. b-ease Says:

    ^^

    Only morally,it aint trademarked…

    ^^
    Exactly. I’d give Plug a Shoutout in the liner notes. No more, no less. Cats can come to throw me over a balcony, “but first niggas gotta find me”.

  56. the absence of heat Says:

    Smh, they saying that the Penn State coach actually ran sometype of home that sheltered at risk kids. Anyone who was even remotely associated with this kizza needs to get booked.

    Special place in Hell for weirdos like that.

    ^ co. In somewhat related news, some guy found a childs severed foot in his yard while cleaning up

  57. Troyvul Says:

    I dont think its better than his last mixtape though
    ^
    Its not at all

  58. Jersey*made*me Says:

    notice the way u see it?

    gay, u been wanting niggas on ur dick

    i see it as exposing the fag in you

    job well done on my part

    ^^

    STILL on my dick? Sheesh….

  59. b-ease Says:

    Is screwin a prostitute a rite of passage or some shit?
    ^
    cBc

    ^^
    You ain’t a man till you hit that stroll and/or go to that disgusting backroom with a bullet wounded broad at the titty bar.

  60. Jersey*made*me Says:

    some guy found a childs severed foot in his yard while cleaning up

    ^^

    Damn…

  61. hl Says:

    You ain’t bout’ that barter life.

  62. hatin clayton Says:

    I dont like this new dont respond to the corny jokes kind of jersey made me, the jerz

  63. Jackson7 Says:

    being able to negotiate a seasoned ho into some dome for 6 dollars and a ride home from the ho stroll >>>>>>>>>>>>

  64. hatin clayton Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 11:12 am
    some guy found a childs severed foot in his yard while cleaning up

    ^ Look at the bright side tho, one week til take care drops

  65. Hoskins Says:

    Heard Red cafe Fly together on the radio, he swacked Birdman “bulee dat”

    R.Les crooning >> A.Graham crooning

  66. sarjo1988 Says:

    STILL on my dick? Sheesh….
    ^
    u STILL gay, keep insinuating that fag shit

  67. the absence of heat Says:

    cosigns asking a whore to show me what that ass looks like before the exchange.

  68. Harlem World Says:

    #simp life

  69. hatin clayton Says:

    co sign discounts on already cheap fellatio

  70. Jackson7 Says:

    the adrenaline rush you get when that ho first gets in your truck/car and you can smell the mix of perfume/newports/rubbing alcohol/lipstick/beer/ass >>>>>>>

  71. the absence of heat Says:

    being able to negotiate a seasoned ho into some dome for 6 dollars and a ride home from the ho stroll >>>>>>>>>>>>

    ^ co… hoes to respond well to game, they game tested and approved… If they take something off the top, its because they wanna fuck you.

  72. hl Says:

    cosign pay for play

  73. the absence of heat Says:

    the adrenaline rush you get when that ho first gets in your truck/car and you can smell the mix of perfume/newports/rubbing alcohol/lipstick/beer/ass >>>>>>>

    ^ (Wycleff voice) someone pls call 911.

  74. Jackson7 Says:

    the absence of heat Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:14 am
    cosigns asking a whore to show me what that ass looks like before the exchange.

    —————-

    before even mentioning any loot, thats how you see if they 5-0 or not..

  75. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    cosign getting a mouth massage from your favourite spa girl before a big presentation/interview

  76. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I dont like this new dont respond to the corny jokes kind of jersey made me, the jerz

    ^^

    LOL,I had to fall back.

    Niggas is obsessed with me. I got niggas logging on lurking waiting for a chance to manifest they feelings towards/for me.

    I’m uncomfortable with all these male groupies.

  77. the absence of heat Says:

    SICK must be comprising a masterpiece.

  78. b-ease Says:

    Hl
    3 mins ago
    You ain’t bout’ that barter life.

    ^^
    I think I’ve mentioned this on here before, but my cousin was all about that barter life. Backpage broad say $100, nigga show up with $37 and a blunt.

    Two months ago he got knocked with hard, soft, and an unregistered burner. Second gun charge in 7-8 years. He’s outta here. SMH…

  79. Dewill Says:

    umm..umm… is this thing on

  80. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    circling around the ho stroll twice to scout out the talent >>>

  81. C. Dufflebags Says:

    cant wait for the ‘Work’ video to drop

    that beat n hook might make me catch a body like dat

  82. hl Says:

    Backpage broad say $100, nigga show up with $37 and a blunt.

    ^^^^^

    *tears*

  83. the absence of heat Says:

    Two months ago he got knocked with hard, soft, and an unregistered burner. Second gun charge in 7-8 years. He’s outta here. SMH…

    ^ damn…. what he looking at?

  84. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Niggas is obsessed with me. I got niggas logging on lurking waiting for a chance to manifest they feelings towards/for me.

    I’m uncomfortable with all these male groupies.

    ^co

  85. the absence of heat Says:

    circling around the ho stroll twice to scout out the talent >>>

    ^ whoa!

  86. sarjo1988 Says:

    Niggas is obsessed with me. I got niggas logging on lurking waiting for a chance to manifest they feelings towards/for me.

    I’m uncomfortable with all these male groupies.

    ^co
    ^
    funny thing is, one of yall are lying….ill let yall decide

  87. Jackson7 Says:

    most of them broads dont wanna even be out there in the cold and wind and shit… walking the street all alone and shamed..

    sometimes they just wanna sit in a nice warm vehicle and talk to a grown ass man and have some hot white castles, cause they feets hurt and they hungry and its gonna rain any minute…

    you can get discounts and freebies in that manner as well

  88. Harlem World Says:

    drake rhyming about flying hoes out and paying for their flights on take care >>>>

    rhyming about making them leave their phones and cameras at the door >>>

  89. the absence of heat Says:

    cosigns latenight bodega’s for ATM withdrawls.

  90. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Two months ago he got knocked with hard, soft, and an unregistered burner. Second gun charge in 7-8 years. He’s outta here. SMH…

    ^^

    Take Care(packages to him)

    He’s a rizza for a little bit,damn….

  91. Troyvul Says:

    #TeamJohn

  92. b-ease Says:

    E Aka Mac With The Cheese
    1 min ago
    circling around the ho stroll twice to scout out the talent >>>

    ^^
    Oh word, you gotta circle at LEAST twice. New hoes pop out like every 3 minutes. You don’t wanna miss a good one cause you’re rushing.

  93. Jackson7 Says:

    E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:19 am
    circling around the ho stroll twice to scout out the talent >>>

    —————–

    word..

    looking in the rear or side view mirror to see her waving and doing all sorts of twisted shit with her fingers to get you to pull over >>>>

  94. the absence of heat Says:

    cosigns making her shower and put one of your t-shirts on to spend the night.

  95. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Oh shit Dewill how’s the family? (aka that fine ass wife of yours)

  96. the absence of heat Says:

    word..

    looking in the rear or side view mirror to see her waving and doing all sorts of twisted shit with her fingers to get you to pull over >>>>

    ^ yo.

  97. the absence of heat Says:

    lmao land you crazy nigga.

  98. hl Says:

    the absence of heat Says:

    cosigns making her shower and put one of your t-shirts on to spend the night.

    ^lmao you wildin’.

  99. Jackson7 Says:

    cosigns latenight bodega’s for ATM withdrawls.

    —————-

    LOLOLOLOL

    cosign choosing the no-receipt option during said transactions at the ATM machine..

    >>>> paper trails

  100. b-ease Says:

    ^ damn…. what he looking at?

    ^^
    Like 15 I think. The drugs aren’t a big deal, but MD don’t play that gun shit.

  101. S.I.C.K Says:

    LMAO,what sparked the reunion?
    ^^^
    I was fucking this hooker in the wee hours of saturday morning.That`s a whole story in itself which we will address later.Anyway I had an epiphany.Me and her always had maintained a friendship,and she would let me smash whenever she flew into town.She only had 3 niggas(that I know of)since our divorce.Meanwhile me and my dick went on a farewell tour.In these 10 years without her,I have not come close to landing anyone near her caliber as a complete wife.I`ve had prettier bitches who could`nt even fold an ironing board without my assistance.We just realized that we both still love each other and we let her family get in between our shit.That was really the main issue with us outside family intrusion.

  102. hatin clayton Says:

    co sign hitting the hoe stroll with no vehicle,

    I done been in plenty of ditches and back alleys hiding from cops while getting top

  103. hatin clayton Says:

    b-ease Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 11:24 am
    ^ damn…. what he looking at?

    ^^
    Like 15 I think. The drugs aren’t a big deal, but MD don’t play that gun shit.

    ^ I think if u send him a copy of take care all will be forgotten.

  104. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign not dapping dewill, but kissing his sexy woman behind her ears and down her neck to her breasts

  105. b-ease Says:

    doing all sorts of twisted shit with her fingers

    ^^
    LMAO. Holy shit.

    *daps Dewill*

  106. the absence of heat Says:

    S.I.C.K Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:25 am
    LMAO,what sparked the reunion?
    ^^^
    I was fucking this hooker in the wee hours of saturday morning.That`s a whole story in itself which we will address later.Anyway I had an epiphany.Me and her always had maintained a friendship,and she would let me smash whenever she flew into town.She only had 3 niggas(that I know of)since our divorce.Meanwhile me and my dick went on a farewell tour.In these 10 years without her,I have not come close to landing anyone near her caliber as a complete wife.I`ve had prettier bitches who could`nt even fold an ironing board without my assistance.We just realized that we both still love each other and we let her family get in between our shit.That was really the main issue with us outside family intrusion.

    ^ interesting.

  107. Dewill Says:

    Oh shit Dewill how’s the family? (aka that fine ass wife of yours)

    ^^^
    Whoa.. cool ur jets chief.. lol.. fam is straight. Currently waiting on underwriting to approve this loan for the new crib. Other than that, we coolin it.

  108. b-ease Says:

    Take Care(packages to him)

    ^^
    I am OUT.

  109. the absence of heat Says:

    head in vestibule >>

  110. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    co sign hitting the hoe stroll with no vehicle,

    I done been in plenty of ditches and back alleys hiding from cops while getting top
    ^
    lmfao

  111. sarjo1988 Says:

    co sign fukcing hookers leading to life epiphanys

  112. Dewill Says:

    doing all sorts of twisted shit with her fingers

    ^^
    LMAO. Holy shit.

    *daps Dewill*

    ^^^
    *Dappage returned*

  113. hatin clayton Says:

    co sign getting head from crackheads and ignoring them if u should happen to cross paths again

  114. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Damn SICK,that’s ill. Good luck my dude. I’ve always wondered what a second time around would be like with a couple of my ex’s,but then I realize that I bounced for a reason.

    AND

    I`ve had prettier bitches who could`nt even fold an ironing board without my assistance.

    ^^
    fuckin hilarious yo,but trill talk

  115. DJ Chase Says:

    Half of these niggas married and dont go outside

    ^THIS

    Men lie, women lie, Time Stamps Don’t

  116. hl Says:

    co sign hitting the hoe stroll with no vehicle,

    ^I think they call this pedestrian trickin’.

  117. Plug Says:

    SMH @ ninjas messin chicks on a yoe stroll

    ninjas is truck drivers

  118. Troyvul Says:

    Men lie, women lie, Time Stamps Don’t
    ^
    lmfao

  119. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign getting cursed out by hoes cause you gave them a ten dollar bill and 5 dollars worth of quarters…

  120. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Currently waiting on underwriting to approve this loan for the new crib. Other than that, we coolin it.

    ^^

    Damn thats what’s up b

  121. Hoskins Says:

    So SICK you were fucking a hooker while thinking about your ex-wife?

    Does she deserve a tip or a deduction for that?

  122. Jersey*made*me Says:

    co sign hitting the hoe stroll with no vehicle

    ^^

    *real tears*

  123. b-ease Says:

    But all jokes aside, backpage/craiglist kinda bodied the ho stroll game.

    Hotels >>>> Cars

  124. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign bending hoes over the back of the cutlass supreme and hitting while shes on her period and lying to wifey bout how that blood got on the trunk of the car

  125. Jackson7 Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:34 am
    co sign hitting the hoe stroll with no vehicle

    ^^

    *real tears*

    ————-

    im sayin..

    that was real shit right there..

    tryin to figure out where you gonna take that ho and she sucking her teeth and looking at you sideways like “hurry up, broke nigga”…

  126. els Says:

    pretty genius naming what will likely be the biggest hit on your album, after the album itself

    shit belongs on pop radio z100 tho

  127. Jackson7 Says:

    b-ease Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:35 am
    But all jokes aside, backpage/craiglist kinda bodied the ho stroll game.

    Hotels >>>> Cars

    ————

    yeah, but the thrill and excitement of circling the stroll, windows open, cologne and weed flowing out the window while instrumentals knock, cant be duplicated by the structured regimen of call girl rendevous

  128. Dewill Says:

    But if yall ain’t ever been ridin through the spot and seen that crack head takin a wash up in somebody’s back yard with that hose… and thought about it tho… She seemed like a newly turned crack head… cuz she was still thick.. I couldn’t see every muscle fiber like she was a professional bodybuilder, and she didn’t have those small legs with them rock calf muscles.. she was good meat.. fresh on the rocks.. just made a couple bad moves in life..

  129. b-ease Says:

    cosign driving a ho to the block before you smash to pick up some dope so can shoot up after y’all are finished.

  130. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    But all jokes aside, backpage/craiglist kinda bodied the ho stroll game.

    Hotels >>>> Cars
    ^
    can’t cosign this enough

    makes it extra convenient too

    being able to bust off on a slore in some cheap hotel in the afternoon and then taking out your wifey or girlfriend for dinner in the evening >>>>>>>

  131. b-ease Says:

    Cosign smashing dope fiends that don’t look like dope fiends yet.

  132. Plug Says:

    backpage changed the game

  133. DJ Chase Says:

    I see the Deviants are out in full force today.

    SALUTE!!

  134. Beezy Says:

    iPhone’s done fucked up the hooking game

  135. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    puss begets puss

    you go into the first date with the scent of fresh puss on you and the new girl is yours too

  136. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign telling the ho to not leave her Newport butt with the lipstick on it, in my damn ashtray so my woman can find it

  137. hatin clayton Says:

    cosign driving a ho to the block before you smash to pick up some dope so can shoot up after y’all are finished.

    ^word.co sign sharing needles

  138. sarjo1988 Says:

    being able to bust off on a slore in some cheap hotel in the afternoon and then taking out your wifey or girlfriend for dinner in the evening >>>>>>>
    ^
    lol daps

    real nigga shit

  139. S.I.C.K Says:

    Backpage Tale:

    Okay I hit the pages and borwsed around.I peeped a chick that was working 6 blocks away from the crib.It was 3am and I was surprised she was available.Anyway she was about 5 foot 4 165.Her face won`t grace any fashion covers but from the waist down shit was poppin.She had on pink and grey boy shorts with a matching bikini top.She had nice 44dd`s with prominent nipples with small aureolas.I had a small bottle of baby oil in my pocket,so I payed her,and i started palming her ass and oiling it up while she smoked a sour blunt.I`m a pleaser by nature and I gett off on the response I get from a woman.So I slide her panties over her legs and begin sucking on her box.She had some pretty soft feet so I was kissing her feet and eating her box.She was oiled up really nice and it added to the appeal.I`m teasing her nipples and I noticed that the left nipple was inverted.As I gave that nipple more attention it popped out like an eraser.So I start tityfucking this broad as she pusshes her tits together.The chemistry between us was remarkable and everything was flowing.So I`m ready to fuck so I wipe the excess oil of my dick and slide on a magnum.So I got her missionary with her legs cocked back to the extreme.So I`m beating her nice and steady and she pulls out a lil pink vibrator and she starts playing with her clit while i`m stroking.(continued)

  140. Jackson7 Says:

    b-ease Says:

    November 7th, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Cosign smashing dope fiends that don’t look like dope fiends yet.

    ————-

    word..

    you be like, “baby you SURE you not 5-0??..”

  141. Dewill Says:

    word..

    you be like, “baby you SURE you not 5-0??..”

    ^^^^
    LMAOOOO

  142. Jackson7 Says:

    if the ho is too thick and fine and she smell too clean, i be like, “uh-uh babygirl, you 5-0 forreal… show me some pussy or suttin…you look TOO good to be out here workin this morning…matter fact get out my truck, i aint stupid…”

    *peels off*

  143. DJ Chase Says:

    I see I’m gonna have to update my #TD membership.

    I aint been out on any strip since like 2000.

  144. Jackson7 Says:

    thats the LAST thing a nigga wanna get arrested for… soliciting some coochie…

    how you gonna explain to your sons that Daddy dont live there no more cause he got busted buying some pussy???

    how?

  145. sarjo1988 Says:

    if the ho is too thick and fine and she smell too clean, i be like, “uh-uh babygirl, you 5-0 forreal… show me some pussy or suttin…you look TOO good to be out here workin this morning…matter fact get out my truck, i aint stupid…”

    *peels off*
    ^
    dead

  146. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    smh

    A Chick’s lurking right now

  147. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign being charitable with female streetwalkers who are needy, friendly, promiscuous, runaways and addicts..

    everybody needs love

  148. hatin clayton Says:

    sick just be walking around with baby oil lol

  149. Dewill Says:

    I see I’m gonna have to update my #TD membership.

    I aint been out on any strip since like 2000.

    ^^^
    Word… That was my past life… I take the nicely lit suburban ways home. no back street detours for me anymore. It will get you caught up.

  150. DJ Chase Says:

    Niggas is telling fresh tales from the back pages and stroll stories…

  151. hatin clayton Says:

    no sign giving hoes head

  152. Jackson7 Says:

    Word… That was my past life… I take the nicely lit suburban ways home. no back street detours for me anymore. It will get you caught up.

    ———

    word…

    im just reminiscing…

    im just a nahright nigga… i get no pussy

  153. hatin clayton Says:

    why one time I went to see a backpage bitch we exchange the money and she like okay “get against the wall ” jokingly, I almost had a fuckin heart attack.

  154. Jersey*made*me Says:

    sick just be walking around with baby oil lol

    ^^

    And a free tongue! WTF?

    SICK my nigga from another mother but no-sign topping whores

    keep going…..

  155. Dewill Says:

    no sign giving hoes head

    ^^^
    LOL… Word. I remember of a nigga tellin me about crabs nesting in the eyes after eatin some bad pootang!!

  156. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    these are just stories I heard tho, I’m no deviant not me

  157. hatin clayton Says:

    SICK might be the most appropiately named commenter after this story lol

  158. Captain Planet Says:

    Co-sign smashing prostitutes and busting all over them and snickering knowing SICK is about to show up with baby oil to eat the box

  159. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    0:)

  160. Jackson7 Says:

    nosign driving up to the gas pump with the ho in your truck and seeing one of the neighborhood niggas who approaches you inside the store talmbout, “oh word, i see you got Tammy witchu playa, ha-haaaa.. that bitch suck hella dick homie… be careful my nigga..”

  161. sarjo1988 Says:

    LOL… Word. I remember of a nigga tellin me about crabs nesting in the eyes after eatin some bad pootang!!
    ^
    OvO

  162. Jackson7 Says:

    Co-sign smashing prostitutes and busting all over them and snickering knowing SICK is about to show up with baby oil to eat the box

    ————-

    WTF?

  163. Captain Planet Says:

    Co-sign knowing A-Chick is reading all this with a focused look on her face and a pen and pad taking notes

  164. DJ Chase Says:

    SICK aka Richard Gere in Brooklyn’s Finest

  165. Captain Planet Says:

    Co-Sign knowing A-Chick is wondering how much these backpage bitches is REALLY getting

  166. b-ease Says:

    I had a small bottle of baby oil in my pocket

    ^^
    Sentence of the YEAR. Possibly the decade. I literally couldn’t even finish the story.

  167. Jackson7 Says:

    I had a small bottle of baby oil in my pocket,

    —————

    where they do that at?

  168. kevfresco Says:

    Unc…

    you sucked on that ho, b?

    -______-

    dude…smfh

    how was that WTT show?

    christ!

  169. Captain Planet Says:

    This nigga said ” small ” bottle of baby oil

    SICK: Naw not the family pack, I ain’t no weirdo !

  170. Captain Planet Says:

    Co-sign SICK typing with a severe herpes outbreak as we speak

    SICK = the Delonte West of nahright ( In more ways than one )

  171. kevfresco Says:

    smfh at S.I.C.K.

    i refuse to respect you as Unc now fam.

    her toes, my dude?

    her toes?

  172. hatin clayton Says:

    I had a small bottle of baby oil in my pocket,

    ^ tears are really running down my face

  173. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    roffs @ carrying a small bottle of baby oil around at all times

  174. Jackson7 Says:

    *SICK’s sickest quotes*

    4. “im into pucnhing asses”
    3. “I had a small bottle of baby oil in my pocket,”
    2. “spometimes i like to do a lil chokey-chokey”
    1. “i heard from reliable sources that Shawn Merriman is packing a big one”

  175. Troyvul Says:

    SICK’s Honesty >

    I respect it

  176. Beezy Says:

    LOL, yoooo

    SICK, wtf bro

    you eating out backpage broads

    *pukes*

  177. Jackson7 Says:

    SICK = Penn State Alumnus

  178. Captain Planet Says:

    SICK real life stupidity just topped any of the foolishness we just typed up

  179. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Smh

  180. kevfresco Says:

    this dude muff dived into a petri pro?

    homie…

    nah, right?

  181. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    lmfaooooo

  182. Captain Planet Says:

    LOL @ the nigga SICK

    He really believed all this Deviant shit yall be hollering

    He REALLY thought his story was going to be received with high fives and chest bumps

  183. Jackson7 Says:

    wouldnt keeping a bottle of baby oil in your pocket leave a permanent grease stain on your pants?

    lemme find out niggas is walkin round with oil slicks on the front of they britches

  184. sarjo1988 Says:

    where the rest of the story tho, lol niggas need to fall back if not he wont drop the rest

  185. Captain Planet Says:

    lemme find out niggas is walkin round with oil slicks on the front of they britches

    ———————

    What’s that to the Prostitute Fellatio King ?

  186. baby jesus Says:

    SICK BEEN a SICK nigga

  187. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO @ sarjo

    that nigga is like,

    “yall please STFU …SICK what happened after that?????…”

  188. baby jesus Says:

    breaking up stories into comments/chapters >>>

  189. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    SICK’s Honesty >

    I respect it
    ^
    cosign

  190. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    breaking up stories into comments/chapters >>>
    ^
    cBc

    it adds suspense to the story

  191. Hoskins Says:

    *real tears*

  192. Captain Planet Says:

    sarjo1988 Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    where the rest of the story tho, lol niggas need to fall back if not he wont drop the rest

    ———————-

    We all know where this is going …

    ” … I noticed some soft hairs protruding from her anus … Her asshole seemed young and tight as if she hadn’t been penetrated much ( i asked her and she confirmed, I totally believe her ) When I stuck my tongue deep down inside she squirmed and my tastebuds were filled with the lavender and feces … “

  193. kevfresco Says:

    wow…

    thas #teammiscreant shit.

    no shots s.i.c.k.

    sheesh.

  194. Captain Planet Says:

    Yo SICK cut to the part where you find out you’re HIV positive

  195. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign SICK being commenter most likely to have auto immune deficiencies

  196. Captain Planet Says:

    I seen my nigga Harlem Gaddafi checked in earlier today

    Where you at my nigga ?

    We need your guidance ! ( SICK does )

  197. baby jesus Says:

    im saying doe

    where the rest of those take care tracks

    i need its greatness in its entirety for the ride home (N)

  198. Hoskins Says:

    nosign long stories that end with everyone alive at the end

  199. sarjo1988 Says:

    LMAO @ sarjo

    that nigga is like,

    “yall please STFU …SICK what happened after that?????…”
    ^
    for real tho, this nigga already suckin toes, and giving filatio to bitches as wide as hallways in the first paragrapg….wtfs gona come after that? LMAO

  200. S.I.C.K Says:

    Lol what did I expect?I wanted to finish but niggas get repulsed so easy and start making judgements. I ain’t told a story in a minute.damn

  201. baby jesus Says:

    not that i dont plan on purchasing multiple deluxe versions of the album and whatnot

    be clear

  202. hatin clayton Says:

    kevfresco Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    wow…

    thas #teammiscreant shit.

    no shots s.i.c.k.

    sheesh.

    ^be clear

    unprotected sex/fellatio with prostitute>>>>>> anything with kevins babymoms

  203. Captain Planet Says:

    Yall hear that sound ?

    That was every member of Team Deviant ( besides SICK ) throwing the badges on the table in disgust and shame

    Take Care … ( by which we mean check yourself into the closest clinic )

  204. Jackson7 Says:

    SICK = commenter most likely to kiss Isiah Thomas before a playoff game

  205. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    That’s one helllllllll of a liiiiifffffeeee
    -Yeezy voice

  206. Captain Planet Says:

    Does anyone else feel like this is the part of the movie where SICK tells us he realizes he was dreaming and woke up in the loving arms of his white never having left the crib in search of Value Meals on BackPage ?

  207. baby jesus Says:

    yo SICK

    stop playing b, keep going (n)

  208. Beezy Says:

    SICK straight up took his time and made love to that hooker

    what part of the game is that

  209. Captain Planet Says:

    wifey > white

    ( Just in this specific case )

  210. Jackson7 Says:

    picking corns and callouses off the bottom of your feet till they bleed >>>>

  211. Captain Planet Says:

    Beezy Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    SICK straight up took his time and made love to that hooker

    what part of the game is that

    —————————–

    When listening to Take Care on repeat goes wrong

    Be careful gentlemen

  212. Troyvul Says:

    L.M.F.A.O. at CP

  213. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign lovingly long-stroking a hooker like she’s wifey on Valentines’ Day…

    thats how you get them future freeies and discounts

  214. Jackson7 Says:

    freebies > freeies

  215. hatin clayton Says:

    How much did she pay you SICK?

  216. Beezy Says:

    cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nachoole.gif

    ^Sanchez is such a pussy

  217. b-ease Says:

    E Aka Mac With The Cheese
    8 mins ago
    SICK’s Honesty >

    I respect it
    ^
    cosign

    ^^
    Word up.

  218. srhking24 Says:

    SICK = Penn State Alumnus
    ^
    It hurts to breath (c) diddy

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