Update: Rick Ross Suffers Seizure on Flight

TMZ reports: On a flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Memphis today, Rick Ross suffered a seizure, the plane was forced to make an emergency landing and paramedics were or are currently performing CPR on him.

More as this develops…

UPDATE: Rick Ross’ DJ Sam Sneaker and Wale both confirmed the Boss is O.K.

UPDATE #2: TMZ reported that Rick Ross suffered a second seizure on another flight to Memphis but is now in stable condition.


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247 Responses to “Update: Rick Ross Suffers Seizure on Flight”

  1. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Just bout to type this damn

    Too much yay ?

  2. A chick Says:

    Sad :(

  3. mel kiper III Says:

    NAH!

    WTF

  4. DJ Chase Says:

    I don’t wish death on nobody, cuz aint no coming back from that. But boy oh boy, if Ross kicks the bucket, his next album will go triple platinum, and this time next year, we’ll either be talking about jeezy again, or 2 chainz (smh)

  5. absence of heat Says:

    someone laced the exotics

    who thinks 50 is grinning?

  6. Chief Ali Says:

    got ahold of some bad crab meats?

  7. mel kiper III Says:

    WHY THE BAWSE

    WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE DIS???

    TAKE PILL!

  8. Jackson7 Says:

    *doesnt have anything nice to say*

    *doesnt say anything*

  9. Chief Ali Says:

    @chase

    fam i need a few of those r&b mixes you did a while back

    if you could bless the inbox i’d appreciate it greatly god

    feedthemind at y mizzle dot com

  10. Chief Ali Says:

    TAKE PILL!

    ——

    what you did there, I SEENT IT

  11. C. Dufflebags Says:

    ROZAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    *suffers heart attack*

  12. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Wale getting those illuminati sacrifices in early

  13. Hoskins Says:

    #TeamRicky

  14. Jackson7 Says:

    WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE DIS???

    TAKE PILL!

    ———

    tinyurl.com/3g3xunc

  15. kevfresco Says:

    day old cooch >fever cooch > after workout cooch

    > i can vibe with this logic…

    but soaked in epsom salt & soaped puss still trumps all those forms.

  16. Rios Says:

    mel kiper III Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    WHY THE BAWSE

    WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE DIS???

    TAKE PILL!
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    Man as serious as this is, prayers to Rozay, ^that’s one of the funniest comments ever

  17. DJ Chase Says:

    @chase

    fam i need a few of those r&b mixes you did a while back

    if you could bless the inbox i’d appreciate it greatly god

    feedthemind at y mizzle dot com

    ^Got you.

  18. Belize Says:

    DJ Chase Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I don’t wish death on nobody, cuz aint no coming back from that. But boy oh boy, if Ross kicks the bucket, his next album will go triple platinum, and this time next year, we’ll either be talking about jeezy again, or 2 chainz (smh)

    ^
    c-siggy

    if ross passes away..*gulp* (nohomo) this nigga gona go down on some BIG ish…he already got 1 classic, if his new one is on some life after death shyt..

    man fuck the police

  19. Chief Ali Says:

    shoutouts to the gorgeous kizzette jogging around the west loop during my coffee run this am

    no melanin but she made up for it with a superb phatty and the sophisticated librarian slut look

  20. A chick Says:

    mel kiper III Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    WHY THE BAWSE

    WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE DIS???

    TAKE PILL!

    E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Wale getting those illuminati sacrifices in early
    ————————–

    U guys are savages!!!

    *giggles quietly*

  21. DJ Chase Says:

    now that this nigga is ok, we can let the jokes begin.

    Fat muthafucker probably was choking on a lemon pepper chicken wing

  22. Deen Says:

    Jeezy back?

  23. Hoskins Says:

    sounds like it could have been a blood clot. Those are issues on planes

  24. Albert Findsdimes Says:

    Jeezy back?
    _________________
    *wide eyes*

    Foul…

    *laughs inside*

  25. A chick Says:

    tinyurl.com/3g3xunc
    ————————–
    omfg….#Icant

    Peace Nah~

  26. C. Dufflebags Says:

    he’s okay?

    God dont let another real nigga die..

  27. G7 Says:

    hope he’s aiight. but this kinda stuff happens when you think its cool to be obese.

  28. Chief Ali Says:

    Got you.
    —-

    *DAPS*

  29. Hoskins Says:

    Jeezy back?

    ^^ never that

  30. Jackson7 Says:

    Hoskins Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    sounds like it could have been a blood clot. Those are issues on planes

    ——————-

    blood clots, strokes, and seizures are also issues of concern for the morbidly obese… especially those who like to live the hard fast life…

    just sayin

  31. skeematics Says:

    Rick Ross the biggest boss…. LMAOO… nah, that aint funny… LMAOOOOOOOO

  32. Beezy Says:

    Damn, RIP Ross.

  33. Belize Says:

    I wonder if heaven got a correctional facility

  34. why? Says:

    upnorthtrips.com/post/11227777931/upnorthtripstrumentals-genius-gza-liquid-swords

  35. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    hope he’s aiight. but this kinda stuff happens when you think its cool to be obese.
    ^
    *shots fired at rey*

  36. Hoskins Says:

    See how quick he shot up the trending topics tho

    GFID Dec

  37. Chief Ali Says:

    I wonder if heaven got a correctional facility

    ——–

    thats fOWL

  38. Beezy Says:

    Ross was going to Memphis to open up his first Wing Stop.

    RIP.

  39. sealsaa Says:

    Crisco running in my big vein

  40. C. Dufflebags Says:

    #pray4HH

  41. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    he’s okay?

    God dont let another real nigga die..

    ^-_-x1000

  42. igotxx3 Says:

    wale just said hes ok

  43. Beezy Says:

    RIP Ross.

    Tomorrow isn’t promised.

  44. mcb Says:

    DJ Chase Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    @chase

    fam i need a few of those r&b mixes you did a while back

    if you could bless the inbox i’d appreciate it greatly god

    feedthemind at y mizzle dot com

    ^Got you.
    ^^^
    fam… you got that mix thats meant for the house… you know R&B smooth shit for the right moments…

    holler? thevinylcut3@ thatgmail .com

  45. London Bloke Says:

    :-(

  46. Chief Ali Says:

    he’s okay?

    God dont let another real nigga die..

    ^-_-x1000

    fam was being sarcastic. stay close (don’t look at my arms though)

  47. Jackson7 Says:

    Belize Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    I wonder if heaven got a correctional facility

    —————————

    tinyurl.com/424g7z4

  48. Beezy Says:

    God Forgives Ross.

  49. G7 Says:

    jokes rolling in now. from 0 comments i knew niggas was dying to laugh.

  50. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Rick Ross rose from the dead

  51. mel kiper III Says:

    *wipes brow*

    im predicting something epic as Ross’ first tweet back

  52. Beezy Says:

    If Ross lives, he probably gonna be brain damaged.

    No shots, just real talk.

    The news says they were doing CPR even after they landed.

    That’s a long time with no oxygen.

    RIP the Boss.

    Live Fast Die Young.

  53. Jersey*made*me Says:

    He suffers from copilepsy? Who knew…

  54. Chief Ali Says:

    mad random, but i wonder what’s the latest with the whole arab spring you dig

    *goes to OWL Jazeera*

  55. Albert Findsdimes Says:

    God Forgives Ross.
    _______________________
    Niiiiiiiiiiice

  56. Hoskins Says:

    Im guessing he still has to recover.

    He could write the next Life After Death from the hospital bed

  57. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I guess God forgave…

  58. Chief Ali Says:

    its deeper than clogged arteries

  59. mel kiper III Says:

    twitter.com/#!/rickyrozay/status/124905901298692096

    ^
    LMAOOOOO

    and there you have it

    ROZAYYYYYY

  60. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I bet that CPR tasted like Wing Stop lemon pepper

  61. Jackson7 Says:

    OFFICER DOWN!

    WE NEED BACK UP!

  62. Belize Says:

    jokes asaide, i saw ross perform on the I am Music tour with weezy and he was ill for 5 minutes till he ran out of gas…dude looks like he really needs to step his jenny craig game up cuz it was pretty tough to watch

  63. sealsaa Says:

    Life After Crab-meats

  64. Jersey*made*me Says:

    It’s Deeper Than Fat

  65. Chief Ali Says:

    jerz whatup

    you got any chest/back routines you could recommend

    i’m starting to plateau, might need to switch it up a bit

  66. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Chief….

    Eh forget it

  67. C. Dufflebags Says:

    divine intervention..

  68. G7 Says:

    Tower Heist postponed

  69. kevfresco Says:

    *makes du’a for rozay*

    i hope dude pulls thru. no mainstream hardcore rap artist is making music at his level.

    not one.

  70. Jackson7 Says:

    tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Chief….

    Eh forget it

    ———-

    LMAO

  71. Beezy Says:

    Damn, Ross lives another day.

    that nigga better go on weight watchers though

  72. Belize Says:

    man this nigga lied, he aint get no CPR, he just had one of them fat niggas slumber

    2.bp.blogspot.com/_OAicdE94Pic/TM9CGCLe7oI/AAAAAAAAAAw/7tUgS_MO-vI/s1600/2488905246_1be1b2dee1.jpg

  73. G7 Says:

    trilla bypass surgery

  74. Jackson7 Says:

    C. Dufflebags Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    divine intervention..

    ————

    nah… the seizure was divine intervention…

    him surviving that, is another topic altogether

  75. C. Dufflebags Says:

    William Leonard Roberts II = reincarnation of Jesus?

    #blasphemyGEMS

  76. sealsaa Says:

    Only Built 4 Colonic Drinks

  77. ChainHeavy Says:

    4 of the topics trending are about Ross,and he has the top 2.You cant buy this type of promo.

  78. Jackson7 Says:

    Tower Heist postponed

    ———–

    LOL

    indefinitely

  79. Chief Ali Says:

    negus act like they ain’t seent what happened to pun (may the lord bless his heavy heart)

    its real out here

  80. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    #RickRawseSeizure > #Kanye Shrug

    #GodForgivesDrugsDont

    #EmergencyLanding

  81. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @Chief

    Pull-ups to the bar behind your neck.

    and dumbbell flys,heavy ass you can go

    military press behind your neck is dope to for that rear upper shoulder(delt)

  82. Jackson7 Says:

    Maybach Amberlamps Music

  83. sealsaa Says:

    Lay Back Music

  84. Jackson7 Says:

    heavy ass you can go

    —————-

    wtf?

  85. G7 Says:

    god forgives, cholesterol don’t

  86. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I wonder if he regrets leaving them good ass Dept Of Corrections healthcare benefits…

  87. why? Says:

    Eat Fast Die Young

  88. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    If your wife don’t know bout the slow cooker, you lost.

    Before my wife heads to work she puts chicken on the bone with baby potatos, carrots, string beans, onion and mad seasonings and lets that shit cook for 12 hours.

    By the end of the day, the house smells like a restauarant and the meals are ridick…no marinating needed.

    *busts a action Bronson flow*

    YEAH I GOT THAT PAPRIKA HORSERADISH BLUE CHEESE AND QUINCE DRESSIN…

  89. jderrida Says:

    4 of the topics trending are about Ross,and he has the top 2.You cant buy this type of promo.

    ^^^

    Bawse’s masterplan

    Ross is some place comfortable

    Eating fine delicacies with exotic models

    Watching his brand awareness rise

  90. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    LMAO WTF YO.

    I don’t feel sorry for this nigga.

    Talk about giving other people seizures from the coke he “sold”.

    What goes around comes around. Who knows how many drugs was in this niggas system.

    His fantasies got his ass in real life.

    Fuck em.

  91. Jackson7 Says:

    yo there’s been an update on the story..

    Rick Ross didnt need CPR..

    the plane that was carrying him, needed CPR..

  92. G7 Says:

    you hear that new Ross? son spazzed on that joint.

  93. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I Love My Twitches(seizure remix)

  94. jderrida Says:

    #FatbackMusic

  95. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Action Bronson made a career off of rapping a whole bunch of culinary ingredients in a Ghostface Killah voice.

  96. Jackson7 Says:

    cosign poetic justice applied to cops

  97. kevfresco Says:

    Watching his brand awareness rise

    ^
    this huur.

  98. Jackson7 Says:

    autopsy performed on Officer William Roberts aka Rick Ross showed that he was full of shit

  99. mcb Says:

    Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    Action Bronson made a career off of rapping a whole bunch of culinary ingredients in a Ghostface Killah voice.
    ^^^
    chop(pa) swag

    and its not being done.. wel the voice has, but the culinary aspect…

  100. CiCi The Intern Says:

    *daps the squad in the building*

    *breathes heavy*

  101. jderrida Says:

    Hopefully Ross doesn’t lose control of half his body…

  102. sealsaa Says:

    Them wings keep calling, fuck mainting I gotta keep…keep…*passes out*

  103. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Jackson7
    0 mins ago
    autopsy performed on Officer William Roberts aka Rick Ross showed that he was full of shit

    ^
    LMAOOOO!!

    Co-sign

  104. BSEENANDHEARD Says:

    MTO headline

    BREAKING NEWS: RAPPER RICK ROSS’ HEART STOPPED . . . HE’S CLOSE TO DEATH . . . PARAMEDICS ARE ATTEMPTING TO BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!

    lmao

  105. Jersey*made*me Says:

    #FatbackMusic

    ^^

    nice

  106. ChainHeavy Says:

    Is there any doubt that this seizure has something to do with it being National Dessert Day?Rooozaayyy.

  107. Danny Ocean Says:

    gangstas don’t die, they get chubby. and move to Miami.

  108. Belize Says:

    but Pun died?

    fuck this shyt mayne

  109. mcb Says:

    *dreidel daps Chase*
    yo MUCH APPRECIATED fam

    if i ever meet rich Jew club owners, ill have em get at you, thats my word

  110. Jackson7 Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    *breathes heavy*

    —————

    donovan mcnabb campbells hot pocket tired in the 2nd half swag

  111. Chief Ali Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    —–

    *daps*

  112. Troyvul Says:

    #TeamRicky

  113. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Seizure Leo De Janeiro

  114. C. Dufflebags Says:

    one pill make a nigga spend a grand
    two pills make a nigga wanna dance
    three pills make a nigga have a seizure

  115. DJ Chase Says:

    I Love My Twitches(seizure remix)

    ^Niggas is clowns

  116. jderrida Says:

    Rosa, that’s my nickname/Cocaine running in my big vein

    SMH Ross you laughing in death’s face

    Can’t tease the gawds like that

  117. London Bloke Says:

    Ross got to officially be dblocks favourite rapper now

  118. Jackson7 Says:

    smh @ this nigga harlem shaking on his back at 40,000 feet

  119. Belize Says:

    heartattackMUSIC

  120. Chief Ali Says:

    high cholesterol rap

  121. DJ Chase Says:

    *dreidel daps Chase*
    yo MUCH APPRECIATED fam

    if i ever meet rich Jew club owners, ill have em get at you, thats my word

    ^Salute. Iono how you young kids get down, but that Essence of sex mix, is the truth.

  122. Chief Ali Says:

    smh @ this nigga harlem shaking on his back at 40,000 feet

    —–

    *seizes*

  123. CiCi The Intern Says:

    DJ Chase Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    I Love My Twitches(seizure remix)

    ^Niggas is clowns
    ^^^

    Y’all scruples levels are on E right now…

  124. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Seizure Leo De Janeiro

    ^

    LMAO you win two (2) internets.

  125. Mag Says:

    Eskay let up on the Officer ricky jokes. lol

    Fuck a blog one day we gon’ meet! TRILLLLA

  126. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Y’all scruples levels are on E right now…

    ^^

    You BEEN knew that CiCi

  127. Belize Says:

    Fuck a blog one day we gon’ meet!

    ^

    and im fin to spazz on ur ass like october 14th

  128. jderrida Says:

    New Rick Ross Mixtape coming out soon!

    Cholesterol Don

    With the smash hits clogged viens (prod by Luger), Shake slower for my heart (ft. Trey Songs) and Organ Transplant (ft. Wale, Meek and Pill)

    #FlabbackMusic

  129. Jackson7 Says:

    “..everyday im husslin… everyday im husslin..everyd-WTF?!…igniyufyutbvfu.

    doh.. deh… OWWWW!!…

    OH SHIT … OWWW… MY CHEST!!… CANT BREATHE…OH DAMN…

    ELIZABETH!… IM COMIN TO JOIN YOU HONEY!..”

    #RickRossBlackBoxGEMS

  130. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Fuck a blog one day we gon’ meet! TRILLLLA

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    Y’all scruples levels are on E right now…

    ^^

    You BEEN knew that CiCi

    ^^^

    Yeah but …oh fuck … GO IN!

  131. DJ Chase Says:

    Look at ya self, now look at me
    I’m just a fat nigga, you look like Bun B

  132. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    *reads Meek Mill’s mind*

    WHEW! Close one. For a second there, I thought I might have to go back to work at LA Fitness…

  133. Belize Says:

    Really tho, yall nahggers knew that the minute he got sick, the CIA came in asap to help they homie out..u think the feds gonna let they #1 rapper die? hell to the fuck no

  134. SPITGAME Says:

    smh…

    God Forgives But Diabetes Don’t
    on a plane full a sweets fat niggas die alone

  135. Troyvul Says:

    I was legtimately scared for real

  136. Jersey*made*me Says:

    If that nigga body parts go dead on his left side,his eye gone be like what took yall so long? I BEEN dead,”Catch up niggas”.

  137. jderrida Says:

    9 Pieces of chicken

  138. jderrida Says:

    Free Refills

  139. London Bloke Says:

    TMZ: nahright.com owner eskay has seizure in mom’s basement

  140. hl Says:

    I didn’t know seizures had anything to do with being overweight. Any of the nahright physicians wanna weigh in?

  141. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    *reads Meek Mill’s mind*

    WHEW! Close one. For a second there, I thought I might have to go back to work at LA Fitness…
    ^^^^

    Meek would be aight … Pill? Not so much…

  142. Jersey*made*me Says:

    This nigga laid up in Miami General Hospital with a chicken juice IV in his arm…

  143. jderrida Says:

    MC Hammer dance on a plane

  144. Mag Says:

    Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    *reads Meek Mill’s mind*

    WHEW! Close one. For a second there, I thought I might have to go back to work at LA Fitness…
    ^

    Real tears*

  145. Jackson7 Says:

    “who the fuck are yalllll?…”

    *pre-emptive shots fired at the Clipse*

  146. mel kiper III Says:

    cosign drake effortlessly ethering the clipse in that flex interview

    my man said “its a frustrating time for a lot of ppl right now”

  147. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    smh at anyone that believes his weight has somthing to do with seizures, they are not based on weight, age or race.

  148. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    2 in 1 day?!?

    This nigga about to go

    God forgives…he dont

  149. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    For example one of my friends had one by a very high fever….

  150. heroine headliner Says:

    Ill hold my head…..

    Its official…..

    Dat nicca dead…..

    RIP

    I’m startin the #RAWSEgems thread in his honor…..

    People fear what they don’t understand/hate what they can’t conquer/guess its inferior man –#RAWSEgems

  151. heroine headliner Says:

    It was all a dream/I used to read Word Up magazine

    #RAWSEgems

  152. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    lmao @ this trutv show, the cops are tazing the hell out of this crackhead

  153. Deen Says:

    Video: Red Cafe ft. Ryan Leslie & Rick Ross – Fly Together

    ^^^

    Fly Together?

    No thanks. I don’t want to watch a fat dude have a seizure…

  154. b Says:

    Rick ross- the transplant

  155. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    I know we make fun about a lot of shit, but to joke on mans death, that is part of OUR hip hop thing is crazy. I mean the dude has kids and employs alot of people of color. And he is a person. Its such a differnce in hip hop fans now than say when pac and big died. I was a heavy biggie fan and disliked pac. But, when dude died or got shot and went to the hospital we didnt joke or make fun of dude, we still hope he pulled thru. People can say its jokes all they want, but to really joke and down play someones death really shows who you are as a person deep down, im done. Carry on and enjoy ur lives, (even if some of u, ur life is on here 80 percent of the time)

  156. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Lmao.

    This nigga…..

    JUST.DIE.ALREADY!!!!

  157. kevfresco Says:

    lol!

    #teammakeapussyqueefquietly

  158. b Says:

    He ain’t die tho iceberg

  159. Cypher Says:

    Salute Ross for representin the triple SIEZE

  160. Tron Stockton Says:

    Iceberg. He’s not dead.

    He’s in stable condition.

  161. Jackson7 Says:

    Cosign niggas just dieing already … and staying dead

  162. &What?! Says:

    (even if some of u, ur life is on here 80 percent of the time)

    ^

    Subliminal shots at the masses.

  163. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO at all the fat niggas saying obesity can’t cause a seizure..

    Niggas is mad cause they next

  164. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    I know he not, its just some of these comments are a little weird to me. Guess im a 90’s hip hop fan. On my way to blue martini, ross will be played in the whip anyway…

  165. young hov Says:

    dang.. nigga has had a hell nof a day.. not 1 but TWO seizures? #thiscantbelife

  166. Cypher Says:

    MMG gotta be sweating bullets… without Ross they gonna be Emilio/Bronson/Wale status…

  167. Beezy Says:

    co-sign Iceberg dying

  168. b Says:

    Triple c = cholesterol,calories,cardiac( arrest)

  169. Cypher Says:

    dang.. nigga has had a hell nof a day.. not 1 but TWO seizures? #thiscantbelife

    ^
    its only one siezure… that nigga just so fat it took a while for the siezure to reach the other side of his body

  170. Wale Says:

    Ross is okay everybody …

    I gave him mouth to mouth

  171. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    co-sign inappropriate jokes about death and tragic events

  172. Tron Stockton Says:

    Beezy

    co-sign Iceberg dying
    ^

    X X
    __

  173. Cypher Says:

    So is it safe to say…. a nice balanced meal > lobster bisque for breakfast

  174. b Says:

    Co co sign iceberg passing on

  175. Wale Says:

    lobster bisque with brunch > lobster bisque for breakfast

    who has soup at 8am

  176. Cypher Says:

    Wale Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Ross is okay everybody …

    I gave him mouth to mouth

    ^
    sometimes… ambition <<<<

  177. young hov Says:

    lol Ross better hop on the greyhound.. the private jet thing is just a no-go today

  178. Wale Says:

    we be telling Ross to cool out

    this nigga be eating whole sticks of butter on flights

    he drinks 2 liters like they are cans

    we be tellin him sloowwwww down

    6,000 calorie days, 10,000 nights

  179. Wale Says:

    I once saw Ross each 100 hot wings in 27 minutes

  180. b Says:

    Rick Ross – live fastfood,die young

  181. Deen Says:

    I know we make fun about a lot of shit, but to joke on mans death, that is part of OUR hip hop thing is crazy. I mean the dude has kids and employs alot of people of color. And he is a person. Its such a differnce in hip hop fans now than say when pac and big died. I was a heavy biggie fan and disliked pac. But, when dude died or got shot and went to the hospital we didnt joke or make fun of dude, we still hope he pulled thru. People can say its jokes all they want, but to really joke and down play someones death really shows who you are as a person deep down, im done. Carry on and enjoy ur lives, (even if some of u, ur life is on here 80 percent of the time)

    ^^^

    Shut up.

    You oversized bearded fuck.

  182. kevfresco Says:

    cosign crackheads being the funniest walking dead since the 80s epidemic.

  183. Wale Says:

    Ross used to always say it was his ultimate fantasy to eat a human

    he would wonder out loud if it would be possible, and how much it would cost to buy some person to kill and eat

    he told me he had a guy for it … and the crazy shit was we all believed him

  184. Jackson7 Says:

    Cosign iceberg getting to the gates of hell before Officer Roberts

  185. JihaD Says:

    C. Dufflebags Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    he’s okay?

    God dont let another real nigga die..

    ^

    I’m saying.

    *daps Jeezy*

    *laughs at the fat fuck drowning in his own cholesterol and lies*

    Now once Ashmi dies, I can officially toast it up.

    And who says Hate doesn’t transfer to your enemies?

    JihaD

  186. Eastern_Digital Says:

    co-sign inappropriate jokes about death and tragic events

    ^^^^
    unless you make fun of Aaliyah cuz then you’ll have to meet up at the chicken spot and face the Harlem Mousketeer.

  187. kevfresco Says:

    Now once Ashmi dies, I can officially toast it up.

    > ahs-mi been bodied.

  188. Wale Says:

    One time I couldn’t get a hold of Meek for like 3 days

    I thought for sure Ross probably got high as fuck and ate him

  189. Jackson7 Says:

    Smh at a known admitted faggot, who photographs and uploads photos of naked men bathing in waterfalls, trying to give morality lessons

  190. JihaD Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    LMAO at all the fat niggas saying obesity can’t cause a seizure..

    Niggas is mad cause they next

    ^

    Niggas have never studied their bodies at all. Obesity is one of the leading causes of seizures in people who have no history of neurological problems.

    Bloodclots cause seizures niggas, and clots are formed in the fucking heart from clogged arteries, and guess what clogs arteries?

    Smarten up niggas who eat Mcdonalds and fast food daily and shit…

    *daps lunchbox*
    *is happy I’ll be here when my grandkids grandkids come visit*

    JihaD

  191. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    unless you make fun of Aaliyah cuz then you’ll have to meet up at the chicken spot and face the Harlem Mousketeer.

    -^i forgot what that was even over…rip baby girl!

    Sn: Ether clouds on the horizon…

  192. Mag Says:

    Awe man….I love my Seizues!!

  193. Charles Oakley Says:

    Where’s HW?

  194. kevfresco Says:

    shellz became a principal & polished off his doctorate #juscuz

  195. g7 Says:

    like the honest guy he is Ross gonna come out and deny these seizures.

  196. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Where’s HW?

    ^co?!? Dat nigga musta went back to Rikers?

  197. Tron Stockton Says:

    G7
    5 mins ago
    like the honest guy he is Ross gonna come out and deny these seizures.
    ^
    Lmao

    “I don’t know nothin about no seizures, we blowing money fast on this side, shouts to tmz, shouts to Wing stop” -Ross

  198. g7 Says:

    i’m the teflon don. i can’t be never seizured.

  199. g7 Says:

    *prints “I Ain’t Seizured” tees*

  200. donkey punch Says:

    why ain’t no ill seizurists get at me tho?

  201. Wale Says:

    tell a skripper shake that ass like rick ross brain

  202. Wale Says:

    Dr, is Rick going to be okay?

    Dr: Well, the good news is Rick ain’ bodied. He has a good chance of survival.

  203. Tron Stockton Says:

    Seizures are gonna be a status symbol now…

  204. Tron Stockton Says:

    Pill is plotting a seizure right now to get his buzz up

  205. donkey punch Says:

    i have to convince aaron to get a seizure to relaunch our radio show

  206. Wale Says:

    Jihad should comment a seizure

    his downloads would go up

  207. heroine headliner Says:

    i have to convince aaron to get a seizure to relaunch o…..
    ^
    How many mask you got son?

  208. donkey punch Says:

    cosign one of the zips getting a seizure to get more downloads

  209. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO at “ill seizurists”

  210. kevfresco Says:

    why ain’t no ill seizurists get at me tho?

    > hilarity. for real.

  211. Jackson7 Says:

    Smh at zack greinke

  212. Cypher Says:

    Pill is plotting a seizure right now to get his buzz up

    ^
    get it seizure… shaking… buzz?

    no?..forget it

  213. d_Block_4_Life Says:

    *prays with mink vest on*

  214. Tron Stockton Says:

    Word.

    Grienke ain’t ever gonna make under the bright lights of the postseason.

    Son has anxiety issues.. He cracks under pressure in key situations on the reg

  215. Tron Stockton Says:

    Pill is plotting a seizure right now to get his buzz up

    ^
    get it seizure… shaking… buzz?

    no?..forget it
    ^
    Don’t forget “pill”

    Don’t even ask me how

  216. Tron Stockton Says:

    *preps greatest comment of my career*

    *has 2 seizures before hitting submit*

  217. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Donkey Punch
    1 min ago
    i have to convince aaron to get a seizure to relaunch our radio show

    ^
    *DDDEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD*

  218. FUPM618 Says:

    Smh at zack greinke

    ^^^No sign. *daps zack*

  219. FUPM618 Says:

    Word.

    Grienke ain’t ever gonna make under the bright lights of the postseason.

    Son has anxiety issues.. He cracks under pressure in key situations on the reg

    ^^^word, good thing ny didn’t trade for him. Son would be Corey lidle status.

  220. Jackson7 Says:

    Oh shit..

    A Fupm618 sighting…

    Whassup Fam..

    Yankees. > Cardinals

    Regardless

  221. Cypher Says:

    Ross BEEN having seizures surprised niggas just noticed..

    Exhibit A

    tinyurl.com/5s6wmna

    Exhibit B

    tinyurl.com/28ypzfl

    Exhibit C

    tinyurl.com/ylkrujj

  222. FUPM618 Says:

    Oh shit..

    A Fupm618 sighting…

    Whassup Fam..

    Yankees. > Cardinals

    Regardless

    *Daps* Pujols, Gibson, Brock, > any Yankee not named jeter….

  223. FUPM618 Says:

    Yo land what are the odds of y’all getting Ortiz next year? Dude is begging to be a Yankee.

  224. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Wale Says:

    October 14th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    One time I couldn’t get a hold of Meek for like 3 days

    I thought for sure Ross probably got high as fuck and ate him

    ^

    lmao

  225. Jackson7 Says:

    LOL

    WORD..big papa has no shame

    The NY media is begging for Prince tho

    Fielder or pujols >>>>> ortiz

  226. Jackson7 Says:

    Cosign Bob Gibson And Mariano Rivera being the 2 Greatest pitchers in MLB history

  227. Tron Stockton Says:

    Bob feller is top 5 DOA

  228. gramMasta Says:

    * says 2 prayers for rozay at hospital chapel *
    * clocks out *
    * jumps in car and proceeds to i5 *
    * puts audemar watch on passenger seat *

  229. FUPM618 Says:

    Fielder or pujols >>>>> ortiz

    ^^^co-sign. Fielder is a beast. I just can’t see ny paying him 25-30 mil to pinch hit. Y’all need pitching

  230. FUPM618 Says:

    Bob feller is top 5 DOA

    Leroy Robert > bob feller.

  231. gramMasta Says:

    rip to the dominican version of the bash bros

    nh

  232. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Why ain’t no I’ll seizurists get at me tho?

    ^has some potential, I kinna feel bad typing that tho still….hilarious

    Who (c)’d that?

  233. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    N/m

    Caught it

    Lol @ donkey punch

  234. gramMasta Says:

    big papi<<<<<<<<<<

    nh

    somebody ask dat nigga whats the new name of the club

    jigga wanna know

  235. JihaD Says:

    kevfresco Says:
    October 14th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    shellz became a principal & polished off his doctorate #juscuz

    ^
    *daps*

    Dean of Students right now, buts its year 2 of the 5 year plan.

    I’ma have my own building by 5 years on these fuck boys.

    JihaD

  236. Samir Says:

    UPDATE #2: TMZ reported that Rick Ross suffered a second seizure on another flight to Memphis but is now in stable condition.

    ^^^

    Dude clearly doesn’t want to go to Memphis, chill

  237. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    I’ma have my own building by 5 years on these fuck boys.

    JihaD

    ^
    *Daps*

  238. gramMasta Says:

    Dean of Students right now, buts its year 2 of the 5 year plan.

    I’ma have my own building by 5 years on these fuck boys.

    JihaD

    ^ salutes

    * vaporizer smoke *

  239. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    “Pop one pill make a nigga spend a grand,
    Pop two pills make a nigga wanna dance”

  240. kevfresco Says:

    * puts audemar watch on passenger seat *

    >consigns this sentiment but ima replace it with the all black pasha hard bezel ima cop next week.

    bout. that. life.

    get well, rozay!

  241. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Mr. Iceberg Slim
    19 mins ago
    “Pop one pill make a nigga spend a grand,
    Pop two pills make a nigga wanna dance”

    ^three pills had a nigga shakin fast?

  242. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Side note hov need to freestyle, if u listen to hip hop that shady 2 freestyle all them niggas were throwing shots at the god mc, who?????? Jay hova

  243. gramMasta Says:

    ima replace it with the all black pasha hard bezel

    ^ this nigga

    carti flip bezel with choco lizard band>>>>

  244. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    if u listen to hip hop that shady 2 freestyle all them niggas were throwing shots at the god mc

    ^ Now Berg, I ain’t here not one of them niggas throw a shot at NaS.

    Not one.

    They threw no shots at the God MC. They may have said some slick shit about a camel though.

  245. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    ima replace it with the all black pasha hard bezel

    ^ this nigga

    carti flip bezel with choco lizard band>>>>

    ^Yeah, yeah.

    I just rock a couple clean Skagens and call it a day. The rest of the money go to the bank.

  246. gramMasta Says:

    ^Yeah, yeah.

    I just rock a couple clean Skagens and call it a day. The rest of the money go to the bank.

    ^ lololo

    pawn shops with estate jewelry>>>>>>>>>

  247. P.W. Says:

    Pac took 9 shots, Ross took 2 seizures and Unghed.

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