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Video: Random Axe ft. Roc Marciano – Chewbacca

This is my shit.

My 3 vs. your 4, who crew’s hotter? Random.
Everybody on my team is winners…everybody on your team beginners.

Directed by NoHa @ Rock The Bells in San Fran.


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189 Responses to “Video: Random Axe ft. Roc Marciano – Chewbacca”

  1. Jackson7 Says:

    This is my shit.

    ———–

    WORD…

    “Chewbacca” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Randon Axe STILL in major rotation in my auto

  2. Remixznflow Says:

    was wondering how a video would look…

  3. SPITGAME Says:

    when you try to buy the 2liter joints, shit tastes HELLA different…
    ^^^
    Cuz it got all that extra red number 5 corn syrups and sugars in that big ass bottle…yuck

    @Chase & Mel

    All jokes aside, I like pineapple… By itself… Or on a homemade cake… Or in my soda (c) Hatin Clayton

    never had it grilled (will try)… But its blasphemous on a Pizza, b

  4. Danny Ocean Says:

    to love a bitch is to roll the dice

  5. Beezy Says:

    Mk3 what type of gin?

    Gin is my shit, but it gets me drunk fast and gives me wicked hangovers.

    I been on my Bud Light and Patron XO swag lately

  6. Jersey*made*me Says:

    By itself… Or on a homemade cake… Or in my soda

    ^^

    cBc

    *daps Speez*

  7. Beezy Says:

    mel kiper III Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    when i was mad young niggas bugged out and tried doing shots of that shit, not knowing how harsh it was on the pallette. smh

    that shit had me not wanting to smell gin for years

    ^word, only palatable in mixed drinks

  8. Beezy Says:

    co-sign not drinking soda so that when you have it at mcdonalds its like the worlds greatest treat

  9. big_seth Says:

    Gin shots are bad

    Gin & Tonic good.

    and tonic don’t taste like anything.

    I dunno. Gin is cool.

  10. Remixznflow Says:

    tangueray>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  11. &What?! Says:

    Allow me to reintroduce myself..

  12. mel kiper III Says:

    soda from a fountain > bottled or canned shit

  13. Beezy Says:

    I was at a club in NYC like 3 weeks ago … we were going in

    got like 3 bottles of tanqueray ($600 each SMFH) and were drinking Gin & Juice

    I got destroyed … tossed out … email from the promoter the next day lecturing me about my behavior

    EPIC win

  14. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Ciroc Coconut and Corona>>>>>>>>>>>

    OMfuckingG that shit is nice together….double shot with a Corona chase,FTW

    I decided to drink for the Mayweather fight and that’s what I picked,i’m never changing my drinks…

  15. Jackson7 Says:

    mel kiper III Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    soda from a fountain > bottled or canned shit

    ———-

    FACT

  16. mel kiper III Says:

    Patron XO swag lately

    ^
    this too. i been on this bombay recently but i got gifted this bottle of some shit called old raj that was kinda tough. havent looked back

  17. SPITGAME Says:

    Wuddup Jerz!

    Remix drinking Tangueray? Niggas is from the Westside

  18. big_seth Says:

    got like 3 bottles of tanqueray ($600 each SMFH)
    ^^

    … $1800

  19. Remixznflow Says:

    SPITGAME Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Wuddup Jerz!

    Remix drinking Tangueray? Niggas is from the Westside

    ^
    on the rocks with a lime my nigga.. that IS my drink of choice.. everywhere.

  20. mel kiper III Says:

    But its blasphemous on a Pizza, b

    ^
    just try it. im tellin you, b.

  21. mel kiper III Says:

    $600 each SMFH

    ^
    word

  22. SPITGAME Says:

    Cream Soda & Coconut Ciroc>>>>>

  23. Beezy Says:

    big_seth Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    got like 3 bottles of tanqueray ($600 each SMFH)
    ^^

    … $1800

    >>>we had some champage too … we got 5 for 3

    … with tax and tip is was like $2300, but there was 6 of us so not that bad

  24. Remixznflow Says:

    what kind of bottles beezy?

    that shit aint that expensive… the fuck were you doin?

  25. big_seth Says:

    Random Axe tho >>>>>>>>>>>

  26. &What?! Says:

    Dope lyrics, dope beat, dope video.

    Random Axe >

  27. mel kiper III Says:

    Gin & Tonic good

    ^
    word. this what i be on now

    #teamYolked shit

    watching these cal’s

  28. Beezy Says:

    Tanqueray #10 >>>

    I don’t know how you drink that shit on the rocks though Remix … you got that iron stomach swag

    I can’t even drink gin martinis … which is slightly easier than gin on the rocks

  29. mel kiper III Says:

    that shit aint that expensive… the fuck were you doin?

    ^
    this NYC, mex

    you go to any decent club in the city and thats what they talkin

  30. Beezy Says:

    Remixznflow Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    what kind of bottles beezy?

    that shit aint that expensive… the fuck were you doin?

    ^Tanqueray … and I know it aint expensive at the liquor store

    clubs is another planet though

  31. big_seth Says:

    Beezy Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    big_seth Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    got like 3 bottles of tanqueray ($600 each SMFH)
    ^^

    … $1800

    >>>we had some champage too … we got 5 for 3

    … with tax and tip is was like $2300, but there was 6 of us so not that bad
    ^^

    *applauds*

  32. mel kiper III Says:

    how does #10 differ from the regular tangueray

  33. SPITGAME Says:

    Jameson whiskey>>>>>

    Scotch and Sevens>>>>>>

    I heard Jerz pour glasses from a 40 oz of Country Club out over ice for dese ho’s

  34. Remixznflow Says:

    Beezy Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Tanqueray #10 >>>

    I don’t know how you drink that shit on the rocks though Remix … you got that iron stomach swag

    I can’t even drink gin martinis … which is slightly easier than gin on the rocks

    ^
    yeah i always ask for some grapefruit juice.. just a touch to add flavor… then i sip it slowly.. let the ice melt a little.. if i drink 4 of 5 of em im straight for the night…

  35. Beezy Says:

    bottle service in NY and Vegas is crazy … I’d imagine LA too, but I’ve never been to a club there

    in AC you can go to Mermaid at Borgata and get bottles of Goose for $275

    Vegas its $550

    NYC $600+

    you just gotta get a bunch of people, and have a promoter hook you up

    spend $2k and get a table at the dance floor

    if you can’t get pussy in that scenario its time to hang up the cleets

  36. mel kiper III Says:

    I heard Jerz pour glasses from a 40 oz of Country Club out over ice for dese ho’s

    ^
    lol

    country club (Frambuesa) >>>

  37. Remixznflow Says:

    if you can’t get pussy in that scenario its time to hang up the cleets

    ^
    shots fired…

  38. Jackson7 Says:

    >>> alcohol

  39. Beezy Says:

    mel kiper III Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    how does #10 differ from the regular tangueray

    ^different fruits, spices and destilling process

    tastes pretty similar, just a little more top shelf

  40. SPITGAME Says:

    Bottle service in NYC is ridiculous… And to have a GOOD time you HAVE to get a table and bottles… Beezy is not exaggerating b

  41. Beezy Says:

    I’ve had that Old Raj Dry Gin before … I like that alot.

    I been fucking with Bluecoat Gin lately alot too … made in Philly. Swag!

  42. cOLD Says:

    >>> alcohol

    ^ cosign.

  43. Jersey*made*me Says:

    with tax and tip is was like $2300, but there was 6 of us so not that bad

    ^^

    Bullshit,that’s ridiculous. That shit is 200-300 dollars in the store,wasting money aint class my nigga.

    It’s actually arrogance and stupidity,no shots

  44. sarjo1988 Says:

    Gin shots are bad

    Gin & Tonic good.

    and tonic don’t taste like anything.

    I dunno. Gin is cool.

    ^
    this

    bombay n tonic with a lime and ice>>>>>>

  45. big_seth Says:

    spend $2k and get a table at the dance floor
    ^^

    leaves**

  46. sarjo1988 Says:

    spend $2k and get a table at the dance floor
    ^
    i rather jus go to the hood club and have a good time for about 150 bucks the whole night and thats including my weed…

    i dont need to be throwing away money

    fun ona budget>>>>>throwin money away to have fun

    thats jus me tho

  47. Camelot Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=0bmH4FCrQ-0

    ^^

    DEAD at this, haven’t seen this joint all the way thru

  48. mel kiper III Says:

    made in Philly.

    ^
    no thx

  49. Beezy Says:

    It’s actually arrogance and stupidity, no shots

    ^Too each their own.

    I like dressing in nice shit, buying bottles, having the servers fall all over themselves and OD on the service.

    I mean, when you spend that much they assign bouncers whose job it is to bring women to your table. The bottle girl mixes your drink right at the table. The bar backs be whiping the corners of my mouth after I take a sip.

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.

  50. Camelot Says:

    sarjo1988 Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    spend $2k and get a table at the dance floor
    ^
    i rather jus go to the hood club and have a good time for about 150 bucks the whole night and thats including my weed…

    i dont need to be throwing away money

    fun ona budget>>>>>throwin money away to have fun

    thats jus me tho

    ^^^^

    THIS.

    *daps*

    Whats good nah niggas

    *daps to the lunch break niggas*

  51. SPITGAME Says:

    >>>Mermaid in the borgatta doe

    Id rather go to Olde City

  52. mel kiper III Says:

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.

    ^
    cosign

  53. cOLD Says:

    this chick in the office (my former work wife) on her woe its me swag, talmbout she can’t go out to get lunch because she can’t make halfway without getting harassed. I feel like telling her about herself. But ima chill.

    … Bish maybe if you aint have on those 5 inch heels and that tight ass above the knee cut dress, you just might stand a chance.

  54. b Says:

    getting drunk before the club>>>>>buying bottles in the club(when u aint got it)

  55. Beezy Says:

    you niggas can’t get the bartenders attention at the club

    I got bouncers clearing the way for my bottles to come to me

    ughkkk

  56. mel kiper III Says:

    Id rather go to Olde City

    ^
    what are these words. never heard of the place

  57. Beezy Says:

    SPITGAME Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    >>>Mermaid in the borgatta doe

    Id rather go to Olde City

    >>Tangerine is decent … I don’t really fuck with Olde City no more.

    Rittenhouse >>>

  58. big_seth Says:

    I applaud you beezy.

    but I’m just a regular nigga who does some over the top shit occasionally.

    its not a regular thing for me.

    Balling out is fun, but I cant do it all the time.

  59. b Says:

    NAH BBQ SHOULD BE IN THE WINTER

  60. cOLD Says:

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.

    ^ *chuckles*

  61. Beezy Says:

    Don’t get it twisted, I’m not trying to say I do this shit weekly …

    once every couple months I’ll go out

    I’m a married man … can’t be out all like that unless I have a special reason (birthday of friend, etc)

  62. Beezy Says:

    most of my nights “out” are dinners with wifey

    her treat …

  63. Camelot Says:

    cOLD Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    this chick in the office (my former work wife) on her woe its me swag, talmbout she can’t go out to get lunch because she can’t make halfway without getting harassed. I feel like telling her about herself. But ima chill.

    … Bish maybe if you aint have on those 5 inch heels and that tight ass above the knee cut dress, you just might stand a chance.

    ^^

    Can’t stand bitches like these.

    Knew they were pretty since they was 11, knew they was bad at 16, knew they were a dime before the diploma.

    Conceited shit, don’t fuck with it at all.

    I’m all for self-confidence, but that shit needs a cap on it.

  64. Remixznflow Says:

    LOL im listening to this amber rose interview…

    this ho is delusional…

    unbelievable…

  65. sarjo1988 Says:

    I’m all for self-confidence, but that shit needs a cap on it.

    ^
    preach

  66. SPITGAME Says:

    Beezy Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    It’s actually arrogance and stupidity, no shots

    ^Too each their own.

    I like dressing in nice shit, buying bottles, having the servers fall all over themselves and OD on the service.

    I mean, when you spend that much they assign bouncers whose job it is to bring women to your table. The bottle girl mixes your drink right at the table. The bar backs be whiping the corners of my mouth after I take a sip.

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.
    ^^^
    I understand both sides of the spectrum… Sometime I jus wanna go to Buffalo Wild Wings or one of my lil hole in the walls get a drink and chill out… Sometimes I’m tryna ball out in the club… Its ok to have a healthy balance long as you ain’t hurting urself financially… And if you is but you dont mind its ok too

  67. Camelot Says:

    Self-confidence >>>>>>>> self-esteem

    Bitches that confuse the two <<<<<<<<

  68. Remixznflow Says:

    cOLD Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.

    ^ *chuckles*

    ^ its only one co-sign…

  69. DJ Chase Says:

    Bottle service in NYC is ridiculous… And to have a GOOD time you HAVE to get a table and bottles… Beezy is not exaggerating b

    ^I won’t say he’s exaggerating, but he’s not telling the only truth.

    You do have a fucking ball when you have tables and bottle service in spots. Cuz regardless to what it looks like ini General population, VIP is waaaay better.

    However, you get the right group of people, guys and girls, no bottles are required to thoroughly enjoy a night in any NYC club

  70. mel kiper III Says:

    last time i was in a/c we supposedly went to murmur(Sp?) but i wasint alive to remember it

    me and 3 of my homies driking x smoking the entire drive up. get to hotel and drink a bottle of patron, and a bottle of henny black.

    fast foward couple hours later i wake up on a slot machine being asked to leave by security

    turns out we were eating at hooters (i aint even know there was one in A/C) and i was earling all over the place. & my homies proceeded to dump my lifeless body in the bathroom of the casino.

    i get to hotel, pass out and wake up like an hour later to niggas blowing mad weed smoke in my face. still dont remember a thing but supposedly i tried to fight one of my boys and i was sprinting through the casino floor at one point

    >>>friends

  71. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ^Too each their own.

    I like dressing in nice shit, buying bottles, having the servers fall all over themselves and OD on the service.

    I mean, when you spend that much they assign bouncers whose job it is to bring women to your table. The bottle girl mixes your drink right at the table. The bar backs be whiping the corners of my mouth after I take a sip.

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.

    ^^

    Since you put it like that….live it up my dude,LOL

  72. Remixznflow Says:

    she just said.. that kanye aint make her famous…

    she really believes that…

    no seriously… she believes that without kanye she woulda made it outta the damn strip club…

  73. cOLD Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    LOL im listening to this amber rose interview…

    this ho is delusional…

    unbelievable…

    ^ she seemed fairly honest and layed back… I dont get the fuss. *throws on cape*

  74. cOLD Says:

    she just said.. that kanye aint make her famous…

    she really believes that…

    no seriously… she believes that without kanye she woulda made it outta the damn strip club…

    ^ nah dont misquote her, she said she didnt ask for the fame, what a nigga to do.

  75. sarjo1988 Says:

    she just said.. that kanye aint make her famous…

    she really believes that…

    no seriously… she believes that without kanye she woulda made it outta the damn strip club
    ^
    link?

  76. Remixznflow Says:

    she seemed fairly honest and layed back… I dont get the fuss. *throws on cape*

    ^
    LMAOOOOO!!!!!

    nigga take that damn cape off… dont save em…

    wIZ KHALIFAH? thatchu?

  77. Remixznflow Says:

    ddotomen.com/2011/09/28/amber-rose-interview-on-hot97-dissin-kanye-funkmaster-flex/?utm_source=wordtwit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=wordtwit

  78. cOLD Says:

    I’d like to send a special thanks to Jerz, for putting things in perspective.

    CF: where’ the line in showing and letting wifey know you care and love her, and simping.

  79. Beezy Says:

    LOL @ MK3 passed out in the penny slots at the Trop

    I fux with that hooters though

  80. Beezy Says:

    nightlife in the trop is decent

    Cuba Libre get a decent crowd

    Irish Pub

    that sports bar where you can buy 40s

    The Quarter >

  81. cOLD Says:

    no seriously… she believes that without kanye she woulda made it outta the damn strip club
    ^
    link?

    ^ its plausible my nigga, I mean her ass is on a trillion, and she bad to death.

    for a dude its “Either you’re slingin’ crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot …”

    for a broad its “Either your ass is insane or the puss can do assorted tricks”.

  82. mel kiper III Says:

    once you on, its inevitable you wife a hoe

    unless you marry your hs sweetheart on some sucker shit.

  83. Black Says:

    turns out we were eating at hooters (i aint even know there was one in A/C) and i was earling all over the place. & my homies proceeded to dump my lifeless body in the bathroom of the casino.

    i get to hotel, pass out and wake up like an hour later to niggas blowing mad weed smoke in my face. still dont remember a thing but supposedly i tried to fight one of my boys and i was sprinting through the casino floor at one point

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    LMAO! Nights like that are always hilarious…. as long as you dont get no permanent injuries. Sprinting through a casino could get you merked.

  84. kelitovision Says:

    Do we really need a Suge Knight documentary? Dude don’t rap, make beats and I’ve never heard of him even scouting talent. He’s just a big dude who has probably kicked more ass than humanly possible but do we really need 2 hours of this?

  85. Remixznflow Says:

    cOLD Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    no seriously… she believes that without kanye she woulda made it outta the damn strip club
    ^
    link?

    ^ its plausible my nigga, I mean her ass is on a trillion, and she bad to death.

    for a dude its “Either you’re slingin’ crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot …”

    for a broad its “Either your ass is insane or the puss can do assorted tricks”.

    ^
    c’mon cOLD you a smart dude…

    there are a million thick women in the strip clubs…

    she aint nothing different.. she just got a bald head…

    she just admitted that she doesnt know why shes famous… LOL.. she said people just ‘like her’…

    hahahahaha!!!! bruh… shes a famous groupie… thats it thats all.. shes bangin though…

    rosenburg said, “why are you famous”

    *silence*

  86. mel kiper III Says:

    nightlife in the trop is decent

    Cuba Libre get a decent crowd

    ^
    yea niggas scooped some stragglers exiting that spot later on that night. A/C is the easiest place to get laid in the Tri-State

  87. cOLD Says:

    mel kiper III Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    once you on, its inevitable you wife a hoe

    unless you marry your hs sweetheart on some sucker shit.

    ^ is Beyonce a hoe?

    A beautiful face will get a female in the door, a beautiful face and a body give her a shot at fame.

  88. SPITGAME Says:

    I ain’t know it was a hooters in AC either… I know of one strip…excuse me…BIKINI club out there…smh waste of a bunch of singles…

    the Trump > The Borgata > Trop…

    The House of Blues is in the Borgata right?

  89. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I’d like to send a special thanks to Jerz, for putting things in perspective.

    CF: where’ the line in showing and letting wifey know you care and love her, and simping.

    ^^

    LOL,I do what i can. I do it for the culture…

    As far as your question,you simped when you wifed her.

    “Nowhere to go from there but the top of the sphere”-You Know Who

  90. sarjo1988 Says:

    once you on, its inevitable you wife a hoe

    unless you marry your hs sweetheart on some sucker shit.
    ^
    hidden truth a nigga liek me doesnt want to admit to, but i know damn well if one of these bria myles video honeys came up to me, id seed a bitch up quick

  91. Black Says:

    Amber is famous cuz of Ye, ain’t no question about it.

  92. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    I mean, when you spend that much they assign bouncers whose job it is to bring women to your table. The bottle girl mixes your drink right at the table. The bar backs be whiping the corners of my mouth after I take a sip.

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game. That ain’t me my nigga.

    ^jetlife

  93. Beezy Says:

    Speezy what strip club, Bare Essentials?

    LMAO .. that shit right by the Trop

    all the chicks there are like Russian/Eastern European

    I picked up a stripper there one night … she came back to my room at Ceasars and blew a shit ton of coke … got some free head swag.

    Prob could’ve fucked, but I wasn’t about that life …

  94. cOLD Says:

    “Nowhere to go from there but the top of the sphere”-You Know Who

    ^ lol…

  95. Beezy Says:

    The House of Blues is in the Borgata right?

    ^Showboat

    Foundation Room @ HOB >>>>

    I be getting it in there … privacy swag

  96. mel kiper III Says:

    the Trump > The Borgata > Trop…

    ^
    which trump tho?

    either way the borgata is nicer plus got more hoes

    borgata > trump > trop

  97. Black Says:

    As far as your question,you simped when you wifed her.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LOL! Jersey should write a book.

  98. Danny Ocean Says:

    once you on, its inevitable you wife a hoe

    ^
    if you had her too it don’t affect me in the slightest

  99. Beezy Says:

    All the Trump’s is PITIFUL

    Marina might be the best of all … idk though … Taj Mahal is trash … and the Trump Plaza should be shut the fuck down

    fuck all them casinos

  100. SPITGAME Says:

    Bare Essentials?
    ^^^
    That’s the one…smh… I said bitch if you don’t stop swingin your bra in my fuggin face… White niggas in there payin to get beat wit a belt smh…

  101. Strongchef Says:

    Trump used to be good. Now it has to be one of the dirtiest casinos in AC

  102. Strongchef Says:

    Borgata > Harrahs > Trop

    Nothing beats harrahs pool parties

  103. Jersey*made*me Says:

    White niggas

    ^^

    LOL

  104. b Says:

    LOL,I do what i can. I do it for the culture…

    As far as your question,you simped when you wifed her.

    “Nowhere to go from there but the top of the sphere”-You Know Who

    ^will someone less jaded than jersey please tell me this isnt true,if this is the case, how does one not simp?what are the simp free guidelines?

  105. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Bottle service in NYC is ridiculous… And to have a GOOD time you HAVE to get a table and bottles…
    ^^^

    Truth.

    Shoutout my nigga Shaq, who always turns into Issac the bartender when we go out, tricking off drinks we all spent $$$ on, to random sleazys.

  106. b Says:

    where the hell is efl when u need an elders advice?

  107. Jersey*made*me Says:

    where the hell is efl when u need an elders advice?

    ^^

    Feces might’ve got knocked,imma call that nigga # later. Real spit…

  108. mel kiper III Says:

    one time a couple years back i ended up at the trump marina with some broad and her fat friends after the club let out

    so we there and shorty just kept blabbering about how nothing is gonna go down or w/e

    but was only saying that till her fat friends fell asleep….but turns out they was never sleep. these bitches wasint just regular fat, we talking precious fat.

    i hit raw or w/e (young nigga shit) on the bathroom sink with my pants at my ankles. i pull out. pull my pants up and dip. call my boys cause i need a ride back (wasint tryna spend like $50 on this taxi back to the borgata) make up some excuse about how i was gonna fight some dudes so they hurry up n get my ass. my man shows up, scoops me we get back to room to get our shit n leave. me being the dirtbag nigga that i am dont bother to shower or change my clothes and meet up with my girl as soon as we back in NY. little did i know i had blew my load all over my black corduroy pants which were at my ankles when i popped shorty or w/e. so at this time that shit had a couple hours to solidify…..

  109. SPITGAME Says:

    ^Showboat

    Foundation Room @ HOB >>>>
    ^^^

    I saw Eddie Griffin perform there and the nigga was hilarious…. Pulled the bartender bitch outta there too… 1st time a bitch every threw up on me tryna deep throat SMFH…I wasn’t mad at her doe…she was tryn

  110. b Says:

    Feces might’ve got knocked,imma call that nigga # later. Real spit…

    ^ I hope not, tell dos equis b said whaddup and I hope all is well.

  111. A Chick Says:

    LOL,I do what i can. I do it for the culture…

    As far as your question,you simped when you wifed her.

    “Nowhere to go from there but the top of the sphere”-You Know Who
    ——————
    I hate to agree with Jerz on relationships but this makes perfect sense. But he makes it sound terrible. :(

  112. SPITGAME Says:

    The Trump Marina>>>>

    The Borgag>>>>

    I ain’t been to the pool parties at Harrahs yet I know I’m losin

  113. Jersey*made*me Says:

    mel kiper the III stage of HIV before full blown AIDS Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    ^^

    SMH

  114. cOLD Says:

    apparently Mel kiper bout that life.

  115. tHe KiD fRanKiE Says:

    Mk3

    Your a fuckin scumbag lmao

  116. SPITGAME Says:

    Borgata>Borgag WTF was my autocorrect on?

  117. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I hate to agree with Jerz on relationships but this makes perfect sense. But he makes it sound terrible. :(

    ^^

    Says the lady that would totally ignore the fact that somebody actually loves her in lieu of a paycheck,SMH…..

    >>>>>>>>social climber logic

  118. b Says:

    A Chick Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    LOL,I do what i can. I do it for the culture…

    As far as your question,you simped when you wifed her.

    “Nowhere to go from there but the top of the sphere”-You Know Who
    ——————
    I hate to agree with Jerz on relationships but this makes perfect sense. But he makes it sound terrible. :(

    ^So by your own admission, a niggas a simp if he wife a chick?(no cole)

  119. A Chick Says:

    me being the dirtbag nigga that i am
    —————-
    word! I have a certain kind of respect for self proclaimed aintboutshitniggas.

    Keep goin Melly Mel.

  120. Jersey*made*me Says:

    cOLD Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    apparently Mel kiper bout losing that life.

    *fixed*

  121. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I can see having one main joint for child bearing purposes but men are not meant to be monogamous.

    Don’t lie to yourself.

  122. A Chick Says:

    ^So by your own admission, a niggas a simp if he wife a chick?(no cole)
    —————
    lol

    Ur not a simp per-say, that’s completely the wrong word for the situation. However you can’t start dialing back on what you do for your wife after you’ve made that move. It makes no sense and you WILL upset your household.

    Hence the phrase ” A happy wife is happy life.”

  123. sarjo1988 Says:

    I can see having one main joint for child bearing purposes but men are not meant to be monogamous.

    Don’t lie to yourself.

    ^
    true

  124. Jersey*made*me Says:

    men are not meant to be monogamous.

    Don’t lie to yourself.

    ^^

    Dont let the homeless appearance fool yall,Amp aint stupid…

  125. Remixznflow Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=BaCd5Y9xP3k&feature=youtu.be

    ^
    smmfh…

  126. cOLD Says:

    so Jerz, you never swung a possible life altering episode with a fat cow at the behest of exteme amounts of alcohol

  127. A Chick Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Says the lady that would totally ignore the fact that somebody actually loves her in lieu of a paycheck,SMH…..

    >>>>>>>>social climber logic
    —————–
    According to Jerz logic #1,080, man nor woman is to be trusted 100%. I know and understand this gem so there has to more than LOVE involved for me to be committed.

  128. mel kiper III Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    cOLD Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    apparently Mel kiper bout losing that life.

    *fixed*

    ^
    shorty name was sonia apparently she a teacher somewhere near beleville, NJ.

    she text 2 days later talmbot “is there anything i should be worried about” i proceeded to assure shorty that everything was cool. i got checked couple months later (re. my girl got checked when she got a physical) so im chillen.

    but my girl never noticed my pants being all stiff down the back of one of the legs. apparently my boys seen it when we stopped by Friendly’s on ride back to eat and decided not to tell me nothing.

    good times

  129. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Dont let the homeless appearance fool yall
    ^^^

    I can pull dimes on an off day.

    Y’all niggas have to actually make a consistent effort or get left with desert dick.

    I’d be jelly too.

  130. cOLD Says:

    i got checked couple months later (re. my girl got checked when she got a physical) so im chillen.

    ^ yep… he bout it. lmao.

    when wifey got preggo and physical came back proper, I took that as a clean bill of health for myself.

  131. A Chick Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    men are not meant to be monogamous.

    Don’t lie to yourself.

    ^^

    Dont let the homeless appearance fool yall,Amp aint stupid…
    ——————
    Whatev, that was a gross generalization. Knock that down to 65% of men and I can dig it

    Just look at Remix, that boy BEEN gone!!! He ain’t tryna be about nobody else and rings haven’t even been exchanged yet.

  132. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @cOLD,how many times should be the question,LOL. I’ve harpooned a many whale in my day,cute whales,but whales nonetheless…

  133. b Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Dont let the homeless appearance fool yall
    ^^^

    I can pull dimes on an off day.

    Y’all niggas have to actually make a consistent effort or get left with desert dick.

    I’d be jelly too.

    ^chicks be ignoring u like them youngins at mamas fried

  134. cOLD Says:

    I aint fucked around raw doggy for a long time but a nigga was sweating bullets when she insisted on Life Ins, and the Aids test/physical to come.

  135. Jersey*made*me Says:

    i got checked couple months later (re. my girl got checked when she got a physical) so im chillen.

    ^ yep… he bout it. lmao.

    when wifey got preggo and physical came back proper, I took that as a clean bill of health for myself.

    ^^

    #teamdeviant swag on a hundred thousand trillion…

  136. Jackson7 Says:

    I’ve harpooned a many whale in my day,cute whales,but whales nonetheless…

    —————

    *co-captain’s the Cute BBW Whaling Expeditions*

  137. cOLD Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    @cOLD,how many times should be the question,LOL. I’ve harpooned a many whale in my day,cute whales,but whales nonetheless…

    ^ the key word there was raw doggy. A true sign of deviancy.

  138. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Some dudes have been trained by their mothers & society as a whole to chase the wife, 2.5 kids, the Teacup Yorkie & white picket fence.

    For those who managed to escape that brainwashing, the family life might seem like the ideal but they still can’t replace the urge to conquer new puss.

  139. mel kiper III Says:

    when wifey got preggo and physical came back proper, I took that as a clean bill of health for myself.

    ^
    this shit tho….

    smh

    i aint this cold blooded

  140. Jackson7 Says:

    bodyheat from a big girl >>>>

  141. cOLD Says:

    For those who managed to escape that brainwashing, the family life might seem like the ideal but they still can’t replace the urge to conquer new puss.

    ^ Zales.com

  142. Remixznflow Says:

    #teamNoCondomsever

  143. b Says:

    aint nothing worse than a broad im just trying to smash trying to be more than that, play ya part heffa.

  144. S.I.C.K Says:

    apparently Mel kiper bout that life.
    ^^^^
    so am I

    Good story fo real though

  145. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @A Chick

    What else is there? Love is the basis on which you chose to create that union,no?

    Only other thing is $$$,which leads to my original point of your selfishness/heartlessness.

    But let’s not put you on the hot seat,you dont represent the other % of females with your school of thought…

  146. cOLD Says:

    supressing the urge is unhealthy and causes disease and sickness in the body. Scientific FACT

  147. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Them bitches looked at Amp in Mama’s like “I don’t have any change”….

  148. Jackson7 Says:

    condoms are overrated..

    ive used a condom, maybe, like 20 times in my entire life, tops..

    and i aint got the AIDS or herpes or nothin…

    health department got niggas scared to have sex… they just dont want us black people to multiply … meanwhile they (white peoples) knocking up everything, so they can outnumber us for the armageddon race wars…

    yo we gotta STAY making black babies..

    its deeper than Pap (Smears)

  149. ChainHeavy Says:

    I saw this girl working at the local F21 whose ass was so fat I didnt want to look at it.Like shit was so crazy i thought if I gave it my complete attention I wouldnt be able to look away.I told my other girl that works there to put me on.

  150. Jackson7 Says:

    Fuck I look like sitting at a pub watching the Yankees game.

    ————-

    be clear tho..

    NY Yankees >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    FACT

  151. mel kiper III Says:

    im almost 100% a nigga got HPV doe

    like its almost a given

  152. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    chicks be ignoring u like them youngins at mamas fried
    ^^^
    I intimidate females with my finely chiseled features & well conditioned chest follicles.

    It’s agift and a curse.

  153. Remixznflow Says:

    yo we gotta STAY making black babies..

    its deeper than Pap (Smears)

    ^
    *chuckles*

  154. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I was high one day and it occurred to me…I’m like a hot chick…but to other chicks!

  155. b Says:

    ChainHeavy Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    I saw this girl working at the local F21 whose ass was so fat I didnt want to look at it.Like shit was so crazy i thought if I gave it my complete attention I wouldnt be able to look away.I told my other girl that works there to put me on.

    ^put yourself on my g, no homo.

  156. Remixznflow Says:

    I was high one day and it occurred to me…I’m like a hot chick…

    ^
    welp…

  157. Jackson7 Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I intimidate females with my finely chiseled features

    —————

    *blank stare*

  158. b Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    I was high one day and it occurred to me…I’m like a hot chick…but to other chicks!

    ^lol.

  159. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Niggas is envisioning themselves as hot chicks now?

    Niggas is Rupaul

  160. A Chick Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    I was high one day and it occurred to me…I’m like a hot chick…but to other chicks!
    ————–
    *waits*

  161. Jackson7 Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Niggas is envisioning themselves as hot chicks now?

    ————————

    word…

    nigga said he’s like a bitch to a lesbian..

    WTF?

  162. b Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Niggas is envisioning themselves as hot chicks now?

    Niggas is Rupaul

    ^lol, talmbout chiseled features, niggas was looking like larry holmes in that vid, niggas is p90x enthusiasts

  163. Remixznflow Says:

    this nigga amp puts on make up…

  164. Jackson7 Says:

    I was high one day and it occurred to me…I’m like a hot chick…

    ———

    niggas need rehab…

  165. sarjo1988 Says:

    ether storm coming thru

  166. b Says:

    amp, whos ur plastic surgeon?

  167. mel kiper III Says:

    niggas was looking like larry holmes in that vid,

    ^
    LMFAOOO

    word, son had the droppy hell rell looking face talmbot “finely chiseled”

    your shit look like its melting, b

  168. b Says:

    lol @ the drugs distorting amps reality

  169. Jackson7 Says:

    *Amp’s it up*

    *gets high*

    *grows titties*

  170. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I’m an Adonis.

    Mama’s has bad lighting.

  171. b Says:

    amp keep babywipes next to, or on top of the toilet

  172. Deen Says:

    Amp.

    Chill…

  173. Jackson7 Says:

    I was high one day and it occurred to me…I’m like a hot chick…

    —————–

    right then at that moment, is when he called Casket Face’s podcast

  174. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Babywipes > dry toilet paper

    Really tho.

    You need moisture to get rid of all the remnants & dingleberries.

    It’s true (c) Brian Ennals

  175. ChainHeavy Says:

    b Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    put yourself on my g, no homo.
    ^^^
    I would just go in there but this other girl that works there ran up to me and told me I was cute and she liked my style and shit like that.So Im thinking if I go back in shes going to start talking to me and the girls gonna be like so youre trying to talk to her and me.Maybe im overthinking though.

  176. Jackson7 Says:

    mel kiper III Says:

    September 28th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    niggas was looking like larry holmes in that vid,

    ^
    LMFAOOO

    word, son had the droppy hell rell looking face talmbot “finely chiseled”

    your shit look like its melting, b

    —————–

    LMAO..

    that nigga looked like Tracey Morgan

  177. b Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    I’m an Adonis.

    Mama’s has bad lighting.

    ^lmao amp is a fool

  178. SPITGAME Says:

    How ignorant would it be if I recorded a song to push through the strip clubs, using a chopped and screwed line from Aubreys Moment 4 Life verse?

    “I tell them ho’s, BOW BOW BOW to me get down on ya knees…” *repeat 4 times chopped and screwed voice*

  179. Jackson7 Says:

    I would just go in there but this other girl that works there ran up to me and told me I was cute and she liked my style and shit like that.So Im thinking if I go back in shes going to start talking to me and the girls gonna be like so youre trying to talk to her and me.Maybe im overthinking though.

    —————

    smh..

    niggas is 12 b

  180. Jackson7 Says:

    smh at niggas keeping “remnants” up they ass

  181. sarjo1988 Says:

    like so youre trying to talk to her and me.Maybe im overthinking though.
    ^
    or the other chick that u aint tryin to holla at , can try that oh i claim him type shit, and uk how some girls are. theyll follow that rule

  182. Jersey*made*me Says:

    right then at that moment, is when he called Casket Face’s podcast

    ^^

    oh shit!

  183. mel kiper III Says:

    How ignorant would it be if I recorded a song to push through the strip clubs, using a chopped and screwed line from Aubreys Moment 4 Life verse?

    “I tell them ho’s, BOW BOW BOW to me get down on ya knees…” *repeat 4 times chopped and screwed voice

    ^
    lol smells like a hit

  184. b Says:

    b Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    put yourself on my g, no homo.
    ^^^
    I would just go in there but this other girl that works there ran up to me and told me I was cute and she liked my style and shit like that.So Im thinking if I go back in shes going to start talking to me and the girls gonna be like so youre trying to talk to her and me.Maybe im overthinking though.

    ^ Who told you to think? Go in on any broad that u see and want, never hesitate.(unless she walking with a dude who dont look gay)

  185. SPITGAME Says:

    What you doin in the Forever 21 tho my nig? Dey sell men’s clothes in there? How old is u?

  186. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    So Im thinking if I go back in shes going to start talking to me and the girls gonna be like so youre trying to talk to her and me.
    ^^^

    This is not a bad thing though.

    Options are a man’s best friend. The sooner a chick knows you have em, the better off you are.

    The competition will put both them broads on their A game.

    I tell chicks I got a girl from the jump, even tho I’m single as a dollar bill.

    Why?

    You’re already letting shorty know she’s not your main option. She’ll work that much harder to get all your attention too.

  187. b Says:

    “I tell them ho’s, BOW BOW BOW to me get down on ya knees…” *repeat 4 times chopped and screwed voice

    ^

    ^can I get a 16 on this?

  188. ChainHeavy Says:

    They have mens clothes.Not shit that I wear but theres like a mens section.Im only hesistant because this less attractive friend sees me first thing has happened so many times,so im trynna bypass any of that fuckery if possible.

  189. Troyvul Says:

    When I find the cure to HIV, imma be caked up

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