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Video: Jadakiss Interview w/ Femme Fatale Mixshow

Kiss on some random Sirius XM show. He talks about the mixtape, the new album, New York Hip-Hop, some lady who named her daughter after him (?!?) and more.

Spotted: Lowkey

Previously: DJ Khaled ft. Mary J. Blige, Fabolous & Jadakiss – It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over (Behind the Scenes)


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315 Responses to “Video: Jadakiss Interview w/ Femme Fatale Mixshow”

  1. Beezy Says:

    you’re supposed to drink Scotch straight

    unless you drinking like Dewar’s, or other cheap shit that will eat your throat like acid

  2. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    some lady who named her daughter after him
    ^
    Jadakiss sounds like a strippers name(c)?

  3. Jackson7 Says:

    nah forreal..

    when i was in high school, i used to walk to school with my P.R. homie Victor… and this nigga used to use curling iron AND hairs spray..

    he was a short little rican but in school, the chicks digged his hair..

    nigga looked like a 5’2 El DeBarge

    i wonder how that nigga doin tho..

    that nigga handball game was ferocious … left handed killers and whatnot..

    *daps Victor Ortiz*

  4. Dos Equis Says:

    Yo Last Train to Paris
    big funds big guns wit tips like Clifford Harris
    but without the parrots (no snitching)
    we more like pirates
    plunder ya bitch in a ship called marraige
    pillage her pussy and her finger for that carrot

  5. Jackson7 Says:

    all them grimy chicks in the booth can get it…

  6. SPITGAME Says:

    SPITGAME
    0 mins ago
    *Daps Sick*

    It’s like 10 joints altogether I NEED…

  7. Mini Daddy Says:

    o fishcial nahright celbridy look alike list

    mel kiper : luis guzman
    rex hussla : chase budeenger
    jackson7 : caron butler
    cold : mc ren
    e mac : cesk fabresgas
    jihad : shannon briggs
    mcb : screech
    remixznflow : aaron mccargo jr

    signed

    da ghettos verzion of clark gable

  8. Jackson7 Says:

    but without the parrots (no snitching)
    we more like pirates
    plunder ya bitch in a ship called marraige
    pillage her pussy and her finger for that carrot

    ————

    sounds like a LIl Wayne rhyme

  9. mcb Says:

    large sons>

  10. Jackson7 Says:

    jackson7 : caron butler

    —————-

    its weird too

  11. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    » XXL Investigates Homophobia in Hip-Hop
    ^
    Lil B and Nicki Minaj are winning for jumping on the rainbow bandwagon early(nhjic)

  12. Troyvul Says:

    mcb : screech
    ^
    lol

  13. Remixznflow Says:

    jackson7 : caron butler

    ^
    nah… jackson7 = Ernie Hudson…

  14. Remixznflow Says:

    remixznflow : aaron mccargo jr

    ^
    *throws things*

  15. mcb Says:

    ill never live that down…

  16. Jackson7 Says:

    yo SICK… is that 2nd tape in WMA files?

    cause for some reason its downloading into, and playing in my Windows Media Center… as if they were movies or videos

  17. Mini Daddy Says:

    joe88 : spany hayes

  18. Beezy Says:

    mcb looks like Mr. Tuttle on Saved by the Bell

  19. Jackson7 Says:

    jackson7 = Ernie Hudson…

    ———-

    not even close..

    i dont have no mustache or facial hair..

    that was Boosie saying that stupid shit under his female alias

  20. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Lol @ da list

  21. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    rofl @ Ernie Hudson

  22. London Bloke Says:

    Roffs a Beezy sighting

  23. Jackson7 Says:

    DBlock looks like Carlos Beltran with manicured eyebrows

  24. mcb Says:

    i do wanna fuck lisa tho

  25. Jackson7 Says:

    rofl @ Ernie Hudson

    ———–

    word, wtf?

  26. Mini Daddy Says:

    the kid frankie : jojo simmons

  27. NovemberEnd Says:

    handball game was ferocious
    ^^^
    matches be getting hella competitive

    saw a few niggas get poked up after a win

  28. Dos Equis Says:

    sounds like a LIl Wayne rhyme

    ^
    thats what the beat told me too..im almost ready to record

    Swamp Funk >>>

  29. JihaD Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    yo SICK… is that 2nd tape in WMA files?

    cause for some reason its downloading into, and playing in my Windows Media Center… as if they were movies or videos

    ^

    This correct.

    *daps WMA to MP3 Program*

    Speez, lemme know which of those u grabbing. I got my ears on a couple and dont wanna take none you want.

    JihaD

  30. Dos Equis Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    rofl @ Ernie Hudson

    ^
    FACT

  31. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    handball game was ferocious
    ^^^
    matches be getting hella competitive

    saw a few niggas get poked up after a win

    ^
    #prisonswag

  32. London Bloke Says:

    *daps WMA to MP3 Program*

    ^

    Itunes right-click?

  33. Jackson7 Says:

    Conceited Bastard > Swamp Funk

  34. cOLD Says:

    Beezy off his honeymoon?.. say word.

  35. mcb Says:

    fuck where those links at for the beats…
    actually if someone could email those links, apprec it, but dont expect it.

    thevinylcut3 @ g mail

  36. Jackson7 Says:

    Car Commercial >

  37. JihaD Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    *daps WMA to MP3 Program*

    ^

    Itunes right-click?

    ^

    No nigga. We all Mac everything on this side.

    @J7- I wrote a song to Conceited Bastard for my solo project. I just need SICK to send back the completed version of the song.

    JihaD

  38. Jackson7 Says:

    London Bloke Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    *daps WMA to MP3 Program*

    ^

    Itunes right-click?

    ———–

    how do you get it out of windows Media tho?

  39. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    Co sign patron, whiskey, sour diesel and strong beer

    Vodka, Rum <<<<<<<

    Handball is a dope game too NH

  40. Dos Equis Says:

    Conceited Bastard > Swamp Funk

    ^
    When it started that shit sounded like the PSA beat so I skipped it…I cant get past Swamp Funk tho..

  41. London Bloke Says:

    @land

    go to Itunes. File. Add Folder.

    They’ll add to your itunes at WMA. then right click it and it says convert to MP3

  42. cOLD Says:

    yo call me back at the gawd hour

  43. London Bloke Says:

    JihaD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    No nigga. We all Mac everything on this side.

    ^

    oh you fancy, HUH

  44. Jackson7 Says:

    London Bloke Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    @land

    go to Itunes. File. Add Folder.

    They’ll add to your itunes at WMA. then right click it and it says convert to MP3

    ——

    yep… its working

    thanks nigga

  45. NovemberEnd Says:

    Handball is a dope game too NH
    ^^^
    Its the one sport kizzas actually think their better than niggas…

  46. cOLD Says:

    it just a new way of thinking
    light up the brocolli kid

    …bound beyond assult

    ^FOCK.

  47. rex hussla Says:

    That citation former Heat forward Michael Beasley received last week for possession of marijuana? Strictly a legal issue, nothing more. An NBA spokesman confirmed Wednesday to the Sun Sentinel what logic would have dictated anyway: In the void of an NBA collective-bargaining agreement, there is no substance-abuse policy currently in place. None. “The anti-drug agreement — including testing and penalties — is not in effect during the lockout,” league spokesman Tim Frank said in an email.

    ^

    Somebody find out what Chris Andersen is doing right now…this isn’t good.

    These dudes could be out there going wild

  48. Troyvul Says:

    RIP Team Blackout

  49. JihaD Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    JihaD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    No nigga. We all Mac everything on this side.

    ^

    oh you fancy, HUH

    ^

    Why yes, yes I am.

    *Daps Macbook*

    JihaD

  50. London Bloke Says:

    Roffs. My computer knowledge is limited by useful

    Nigga like cOLD knows how to IP a ZXP-938 but struggle with the basics LOL

  51. Deen Says:

    Vodka >>>> Life.

  52. London Bloke Says:

    Im all MS-DOS everything

  53. rex hussla Says:

    The Knicks got Spero Dedes to leave the Lakers?

    Damn…that dude is by far the best young play by play dude [ll]

  54. cOLD Says:

    smh Land can tell you underlying principles of being, but struggles with file conversions? really>

  55. Beezy Says:

    me and London back to work but we still smell like a vacation

  56. cOLD Says:

    Nigga like cOLD knows how to IP a ZXP-938 but struggle with the basics LOL

    ^ all networks erythang.

  57. Cypher Says:

    Paul Mooney >>>> most if not all comedians

  58. cOLD Says:

    I feel charged after just listening to Wu the projects.

  59. cOLD Says:

    next up Duck seazon.

  60. JihaD Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Roffs. My computer knowledge is limited by useful

    Nigga like cOLD knows how to IP a ZXP-938 but struggle with the basics LOL

    ^

    I’m saying. cOLD was on twitter talking and screaming and the keys, wondering why no one was responding to him and shit, lol.

    JihaD

  61. cOLD Says:

    yo my team be belly-aching hungry niggas on the swarm again.

  62. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    Its crazy to see PC users, in this day and age, still not willing to use a Mac. Whats even more crazy is that I work for a software company that builds applications that 99% of our users execute on a PC, yet our software engineers build the application on Mac/Linux.

    On second thought, I guess that isn’t that crazy

  63. b Says:

    I am nicki minaj I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, then chuck the duece up

  64. cOLD Says:

    I’m saying. cOLD was on twitter talking and screaming and the keys, wondering why no one was responding to him and shit, lol.

    ^ lol chill.

  65. cOLD Says:

    test me, floating in a SC now lets see
    half of yall niggas built ya vines from my stress tree.

    ^ really rae? you going there.

  66. London Bloke Says:

    Whaddup Beezy hows life? You planning the wedding yet?

  67. Beezy Says:

    shot out to 2 weeks on the beaches in Australia

    the kid feels good

  68. Beezy Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Whaddup Beezy hows life? You planning the wedding yet?

    ^You mean my 2nd one?

  69. NovemberEnd Says:

    Paul Mooney >>>> most if not all comedians
    ^^^
    Nah

    Murphy > Mooney

    Chappelle > Mooney

    Rock > Mooney

    his writing better than his stand up

  70. SPITGAME Says:

    B
    0 mins ago
    I am nicki minaj I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, then chuck the duece up
    ^^^
    A tudda

  71. London Bloke Says:

    Oh you done the ceremony and all that shit?

    You in post-marital bliss? LOL

  72. cOLD Says:

    my flavor live-er than adobe, stay millitant kid push you like bolo.

  73. London Bloke Says:

    Murphy > Mooney

    ^

    I watched LIFE on BBC1 yesterday and noticed….they dont make films or TV for niggas no more

  74. hl Says:

    test me, floating in a SC now lets see

    ^SC? I thought it was Red Sea.

  75. Beezy Says:

    wedding was on 6/25 – got back from the honeymoon Tuesday.

  76. cOLD Says:

    London Bloke Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Oh you done the ceremony and all that shit?

    You in post-marital bliss? LOL

    ^ this is the time when it really sets in, that 1 puss fa life shit. Enjoy your cheerios nigga.. no more fruity loops honey bunches of oats nigga.

  77. Jackson7 Says:

    cOLD Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    smh Land can tell you underlying principles of being, but struggles with file conversions?

    ———-

    all knowing erythang

  78. SPITGAME Says:

    Hl
    0 mins ago
    test me, floating in a SC now lets see

    ^SC? I thought it was Red Sea.
    ^^^
    Mr Me Too

  79. JihaD Says:

    NovemberEnd Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Paul Mooney >>>> most if not all comedians
    ^^^
    Nah

    Murphy > Mooney

    Chappelle > Mooney

    Rock > Mooney

    his writing better than his stand up

    ^

    Nosign.

    Mooney was writing they bars and jokes and developed them niggas blueprints.

    Don’t diss the architects.

    And Mooneys standup is >>>>>>>.

    Shit aint jokes as much as its real nigga shit designed to make you uncomfortable about the coonery you participate in— either explicitly or vicariously.

    “Everybody wanna be a nigga, nobody wanna be a nigga”

    #MooneyGEMS

    JihaD

  80. Jackson7 Says:

    JayZ > Nas, tho

  81. London Bloke Says:

    Congrats nigga

  82. cOLD Says:

    The Lexus SC is a personal luxury coupé that was retailed by Lexus

    SC > Red Sea

  83. Jackson7 Says:

    “Everybody wanna be a nigga, nobody wanna be a nigga”

    #MooneyGEMS

    ———–

    word..

    Oprah Winfrey HATES that nigga

  84. SPITGAME Says:

    And Mooneys standup is >>>>>>>.
    ^^^
    Seen this nigga one time in Jersey… Made a white couple straight get up an leave… The cracker mooned him an airythang…

    Mooney for REAL

  85. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO..

    son thought he said Red Sea

    LOLOL

  86. cOLD Says:

    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

  87. Deen Says:

    1. Nas > Jay-Z.

    2. Mooney’s writing > Mooney’s standup.

    Mooney is a little too uncompromising to appeal to most.

  88. Jackson7 Says:

    cOLD Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

    —————

    LOLOL

  89. SPITGAME Says:

    The Lexus SC is a personal luxury coupé that was retailed by Lexus
    ^^^
    Duuhhh… I did think the nigga said red sea doe smh

  90. Remixznflow Says:

    cOLD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

    ^
    floatin?

  91. hl Says:

    cOLD Says:

    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

    ^Chilling on a yacht obviously. Rae done said way crazier lines than that, so it’s not really that outrageous..

  92. mcb Says:

    cOLD Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

    ^^^
    maybe chillin with screech

  93. London Bloke Says:

    cOLD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

    ^

    Seeing if his mouth too small for seawater? (II)

  94. Captain Planet Says:

    BBC Documentary – The Chinese Are Coming

    youtube.com/watch?v=Ft_2FhTgwlI

    ———————————–

    * Leaves to look for A-Chick on Facebook *

  95. Remixznflow Says:

    2. Mooney’s writing > Mooney’s standup.

    ^
    that niggas standup is abismal…

  96. Dos Equis Says:

    Swamp Funk

    Last Train to Paris
    big guns these subs weigh a lot more than Jareds
    bootleg or get it pirate
    plunder ya bitch in a ship called marriage
    pillage her pussy and her finger for that carrot
    if its halftime we at the 50 yard line
    bossed up like a referee its a toss up
    the way we flip dimes
    the murcielago matches the Mueller
    the marijuana matches moolah
    fingerprints never match the shooter

  97. JihaD Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    “Everybody wanna be a nigga, nobody wanna be a nigga”

    #MooneyGEMS

    ———–

    word..

    Oprah Winfrey HATES that nigga

    ^

    Cosby, too.

    Most black people, hell, people in general, don’t wanna hear the truth about themselves. I applaud mooney for making niggas uncomfortable and possibly reevaluate what the FUCK they are doing with their lives.

    Its what Chappelle was trying to do, but some niggas only saw the jokes, not the truth behind a lot of that shit.

    JihaD

  98. SPITGAME Says:

    Hl
    0 mins ago
    cOLD Says:

    da fridduck was rae doing on the red sea, lol.

    ^Chilling on a yacht obviously. Rae done said way crazier lines than that, so it’s not really that outrageous..
    ^^^
    YEAH (c) The Big Barry White looking mufugga from Trading Places

  99. cOLD Says:

    ^Chilling on a yacht obviously. Rae done said way crazier lines than that, so it’s not really that outrageous..

    ^ true… true.

  100. Beezy Says:

    XXL Investigates Homophobia in Hip-Hop

    ^Good interview in this piece cOLD … very brave of you to admit to the things you did.

  101. mcb Says:

    i seen some of mooneys stand up before,not live, and it was alright, but i thought maybe its cuz im white or something, or maybe i was just not fully invested in it.

    it was awhile ago… should i revisit?

  102. d_block_4_life Says:

    The Knicks got Spero Dedes to leave the Lakers?

    Damn…that dude is by far the best young play by play dude [ll]
    ^
    He hasn’t signed a contract. Also, he got arrested for a DWI on July 4th.

  103. NovemberEnd Says:

    Mooney was writing they bars and jokes and developed them niggas blueprints.

    Don’t diss the architects.
    ^^^
    Not dissing Paul at all…just the names I mention took his blueprint and went to a level he never reached..maybe that’s circumstances or him not doing enough…i don’t know

  104. Remixznflow Says:

    that patrice o’neal though?

    HELLA funny… man… i had never seen his standup before…

    i cried…

  105. JihaD Says:

    mcb Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    i seen some of mooneys stand up before,not live, and it was alright, but i thought maybe its cuz im white or something, or maybe i was just not fully invested in it.

    it was awhile ago… should i revisit?

    ^

    In BOLD.

    you answered your own question. I hate to say this, but Mooney doesn’t cater to white folk, b.

    Matter of fact, he sorta hates em.

    JihaD

  106. hl Says:

    Double entendre?

  107. Jackson7 Says:

    Spero Dedes aint nowhere near as ill as Gus Johnson..

    apparantley Dolan has some kinda beef with Gus, cause he should be all MSG Network all the time..

    Knicks, Rangers, Liberty, Westminster Dog Shows, Barnum & Bailey Circus whatever…

  108. mcb Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    that patrice o’neal though?

    HELLA funny… man… i had never seen his standup before…

    i cried…

    ^^^
    i gotta see the newer one but yeah dude is funny
    ___________________

    @Jihad

    alright, well that settles that hahaa

  109. cOLD Says:

    stfu Beezy, shoulda stayed in austrailia.

  110. Jackson7 Says:

    lavell crawford >>>>>>>>>>>

  111. Jackson7 Says:

    you answered your own question. I hate to say this, but Mooney doesn’t cater to white folk, b.

    ————-

    at all..

    LOL @ white people be like, “is this nigger supposed to be funny?..”

  112. mcb Says:

    Beezy Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    XXL Investigates Homophobia in Hip-Hop

    ^Good interview in this piece cOLD … very brave of you to admit to the things you did.

    ^^^
    Back at it like a crack addict

  113. Dos Equis Says:

    money come in bags so yea we get our loot up
    fuck ADT the old lady in 280B
    tells us when we got intruders
    knock kncock knock now who is this?
    claiming he want 3 zips n how true is this
    n we just reeed up
    im thinking how out the blue is this

  114. hl Says:

    Shit aint jokes as much as its real nigga shit designed to make you uncomfortable about the coonery you participate in— either explicitly or vicariously.

    ^Yeah, pretty much. Well said.

  115. d_block_4_life Says:

    Kobe having talks with Turkey. lol smh

  116. big_seth Says:

    Its what Chappelle was trying to do, but some niggas only saw the jokes, not the truth behind a lot of that shit.
    ^^

    It was why he quit. Most people just think he went crazy… but it was really because he has a conscience.

    I applaud Chappelle for walking away from all that money.

    Mooney is dope tho

    Niggas think since he aint screamin and falling down that he aint funny… but its deeper than acts.

  117. London Bloke Says:

    How is Australia?

    I got Jamaican relatives over there but its never appealed to me

    Not sure whats really there except the basic sun, sea, sand etc

  118. SPITGAME Says:

    Lavell crawford >>>>>>>>>>>
    ^^^
    That pussy funny

  119. rex hussla Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    Spero Dedes aint nowhere near as ill as Gus Johnson..

    ^

    my bad, I meant radio. He’s does the Lakers play by play with that goofball who’s son just got drafted by the Warriors

  120. Jackson7 Says:

    d_block_4_life Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Kobe having talks with Turkey. lol smh

    ——-

    be clear tho..

    Chicken > Turkey

  121. big_seth Says:

    Remixznflow Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    that patrice o’neal though?

    HELLA funny… man… i had never seen his standup before…

    i cried…
    ^^

    SMH @ you enjoying that nigga over Mooney tho.

    LOL.

  122. big_seth Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    d_block_4_life Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Kobe having talks with Turkey. lol smh

    ——-

    be clear tho..

    Chicken > Turkey
    ^^

    DEAD.

    Jackson7 >>>>>> Patrice O niel

  123. Jackson7 Says:

    Gus Johnson did MSG radio too…

  124. Deen Says:

    I think Mooney forgets that there’s a difference btw comedy with social commentary gems and just straight up acerbic social commentary.

    The goal is to make people laugh first – not feel guilty and confused as to whether they should be laughing.

    But he wrote for Richard Pryor so I’m sure he knows what the fuck he was doing.

  125. Jackson7 Says:

    London Bloke Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    How is Australia?

    ———

    didnt you just get back from there?

    im confused

  126. big_seth Says:

    Lavell crawford >>>>>>>>>>>
    ^

    LOL. you know you niggas laughing AT that fat ass bamma.

    He is funny tho.

    & I’m joking about Patrice o neil. I never seen his stand up. I do know that he aint fuckin with Mooney tho.

  127. Remixznflow Says:

    SMH @ you enjoying that nigga over Mooney tho.

    LOL.

    ^
    nigga Mooneys standup is horrible.. hes funny.. just not standup…

    O’neal is FUNNY…

    and ill punch you in the eye nigga…

  128. stot Says:

    so ya’ll are just gunna act like j7 wasn’t telling everyone about his piss fetish earlier?

  129. London Bloke Says:

    Turks can be overtly racists to niggas though.

    Throwing bananas and monkey chants at footballers and shit.

    I can pass for an arab decent so they good with me though

  130. Beezy Says:

    d_block_4_life Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Kobe having talks with Turkey. lol smh

    ^Deron Williams confirmed he is going to Turkey if the lockout continues.

  131. cOLD Says:

    who goes to Austrailia for a fucking honeymoon tho. smh.

  132. mcb Says:

    It was why he quit. Most people just think he went crazy… but it was really because he has a conscience.

    ^^^
    this was my understanding
    people still saying “he a fool”
    motherfucka, you arent in his shoes, the same mind that brought you those jokes, is the same mind that had trouble with what was happening. respect it…

    im glad for the shows, the standups movies, etc.. he did.

  133. big_seth Says:

    Deen Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    I think Mooney forgets that there’s a difference btw comedy with social commentary gems and just straight up acerbic social commentary.

    The goal is to make people laugh first – not feel guilty and confused as to whether they should be laughing.

    But he wrote for Richard Pryor so I’m sure he knows what the fuck he was doing.
    ^^

    george Carlin did the same shit. His jokes weren’t crazy funny either. difference is they put a kizza on a children’s show.

  134. Remixznflow Says:

    stot Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    so ya’ll are just gunna act like j7 wasn’t telling everyone about his piss fetish earlier?

    ^
    i did indeed try to ignore that fuckery…

    successfully too i might add…

  135. Beezy Says:

    Australia is cool. We did the beach thing, casinos, a “safari” in the outback … good times.

    I’d never been.

    Wifey wanted to go on a cruise … I’m like GTFOH with that boring shit.

  136. London Bloke Says:

    SMH don’t start that bullshit again Land

  137. Beezy Says:

    cOLD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    who goes to Austrailia for a fucking honeymoon tho. smh.

    ^Where’d you go .. the Econolodge in West Trenton? GTFOH nigga.

  138. Jackson7 Says:

    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    so ya’ll are just gunna act like j7 wasn’t telling everyone about his piss fetish earlier?

    ————

    apparently it was no big deal… it wasnt like i said i want the woman to pee ON me.. i just like to see and hear them pee..

    u mad cause you never been around no peeing pussy before?

    stot = steve carrell

  139. London Bloke Says:

    I heard that in some african countries you can shoot an RPG at an animal for $100 on some shooting meets safari shit

  140. ilovemia305 Says:

    $WonDough$ >>>>

  141. Beezy Says:

    this nigga cOLD’s flower girl threw dead dandelions

    nigga paid his officiant in crack rock

  142. Jackson7 Says:

    ^Where’d you go .. the Econolodge in West Trenton? GTFOH nigga.

    —————

    LMAO

    Trenton is the foulest smelling place on earth..

    it smells like one big shit shit & sulphur river

  143. Beezy Says:

    cOLD got married in an abandoned lot

    a sewer rat was his best man

  144. Deen Says:

    george Carlin did the same shit. His jokes weren’t crazy funny either. difference is they put a kizza on a children’s show.

    ^^^

    Nah. Carlin was more animated and traditionally funny. Ultimately, Carlin made you laugh. Or more accurately, he cared about making you laugh.

    Mooney is completely uncompromising towards everyone. You often get the sense that he does his standup material for his own personal amusement as opposed to making the audience laugh. He gives nary a fuck. He could bomb a show and not care one bit.

  145. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    so ya’ll are just gunna act like j7 wasn’t telling everyone about his piss fetish earlier?

    ————

    apparently it was no big deal… it wasnt like i said i want the woman to pee ON me.. i just like to see and hear them pee..

    u mad cause you never been around no peeing pussy before?

    stot = steve carrell

    ^^

    you literally said it was sexy for them to piss and for it to get on your shoes…

    you can’t defend yourself on this one.. making up fallacies about me won’t help

  146. London Bloke Says:

    Honeymoon spots:

    1. Maldives
    2. Singapore
    3. Caribbean
    4. Fiji

  147. hl Says:

    Where’d you go .. the Econolodge in West Trenton? GTFOH nigga.

    ^^^^^

    *chuckles*

  148. Deen Says:

    i just like to see and hear them pee..

    ^^^

    *facepalm*

  149. Jackson7 Says:

    that said,

    no one goes to Austraila for honeymoon..

    UNLESS:

    niggas is white b

  150. JihaD Says:

    Deen Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    I think Mooney forgets that there’s a difference btw comedy with social commentary gems and just straight up acerbic social commentary.

    The goal is to make people laugh first – not feel guilty and confused as to whether they should be laughing.

    But he wrote for Richard Pryor so I’m sure he knows what the fuck he was doing.

    ^

    Thats the thing, tho. I just don’t think Mooney wants to dumb down to the lowest common demonminator who wants to see a nigga in a wig and dress or call themselves chocolate drop. His goal is to make you laugh at the dumb shit your doing in a way that you don’t forget it, but grow from it.

    JihaD

  151. stot Says:

    # Deen Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    i just like to see and hear them pee..

    ^^^

    *facepalm*

    ^^

    i’m sayin…

  152. Beezy Says:

    Australia don’t got no black people? Go ‘head land … learn us.

  153. cOLD Says:

    Beezy Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    cOLD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    who goes to Austrailia for a fucking honeymoon tho. smh.

    ^Where’d you go .. the Econolodge in West Trenton? GTFOH nigga.

    ^ I understand your girl needed the low altitude for breathing reasons, with that antique nose… But Austrailia nigga?

  154. London Bloke Says:

    A colleague of mine stayed in that hotel in Singapore where the swimming pool is on the roof and shit.

    Said they did the whole top city hotel for the first week then did a week in a small island beaches, staff and outdoor fucking

    Plus copious weed

  155. Beezy Says:

    land took his wife on a honeymoon to the abortion clinic

    hopeless romantic … or just hopeless?

  156. Jackson7 Says:

    you literally said it was sexy for them to piss and for it to get on your shoes…

    —–

    just on the soles tho… not on the laces and tongue.. or the 3 stripes…

    look here, you the only one making a big deal out of this…

    stop lookin at niggas turn ons

  157. JihaD Says:

    Mooney is completely uncompromising towards everyone. You often get the sense that he does his standup material for his own personal amusement as opposed to making the audience laugh. He gives nary a fuck. He could bomb a show and not care one bit.

    ^

    The best joke is the one you get on your own.

    JihaD

  158. cOLD Says:

    beezy’s broad went para sailing with her nostrils.

  159. Jackson7 Says:

    Beezy Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    land took his wife on a honeymoon to the abortion clinic

    hopeless romantic … or just hopeless?

    —————

    you must got me confused with someone else

  160. koa29 Says:

    Cons x Cudi “On My Own” >>>>>>

  161. Dos Equis Says:

    *For archival purposes*

    Swamp Funk

    Last Train to Paris
    big guns these subs weigh a lot more than Jareds
    bootleg or get it pirate
    plunder ya bitch in a ship called marriage
    pillage her pussy and her finger for that carrot
    if its halftime we at the 50 yard line
    bossed up like a referee its a toss up
    the way we flip dimes
    the murcielago matches the Mueller
    the marijuana matches moolah
    fingerprints never match the shooter
    money come in bags so yea we get our loot up
    fuck ADT the old lady in 280B
    tells us when we got intruders
    knock kncock knock now who is this?
    claiming he want 3 zips n how true is this
    n we just reeed up
    im thinking how out the blue is this
    shit is super crip
    police swooped in on stoop lit
    outside on that stupid shit

    Fuck a blackberry I wrote my rhymes on Nah.

    Green Lantern: Yo El bless us with a freestyle

    El: Aight hold on lemmi log into Nah..

    *reads lyrics from Jadakiss Interview with Femme into mic*

  162. Beezy Says:

    A colleague of mine stayed in that hotel in Singapore where the swimming pool is on the roof and shit.

    ^LOL at this being something special.

  163. stot Says:

    j7 the first step is getting past denial.. then you can seek professional help

  164. London Bloke Says:

    Australia got black people like South Africa do

    They either house nigga-take direct racial slurs as jokes kinda niggas

    or high on PCP in corrugated iron slums

  165. stot Says:

    j7 has r kelly on speed dial

  166. Deen Says:

    Be clear, I’m a Mooney fan – I’m just saying a lotta other niggas are funnier. And Mooney is a better writer than standup.

  167. Jackson7 Says:

    yo Deen STFU…

    you had a crush on Harlem World awhile back..

    or was that Troyvul?

  168. Deen Says:

    A colleague of mine stayed in that hotel in Singapore where the swimming pool is on the roof and shit.

    ^LOL at this being something special.

    ^^^

    #richniggacomment

  169. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    you literally said it was sexy for them to piss and for it to get on your shoes…

    —–

    just on the soles tho… not on the laces and tongue.. or the 3 stripes…

    ^^

    DEAD.. so you want em to piss on your chest but not your tongue?

  170. mcb Says:

    did you get to snorkel or anythign beezy?

    i hear australias legit, congrats on the wedding

    __________________________

    anyone hear Greer Barnes stand up

    he opened for Dave Chappelle when i saw him live freshman year.

  171. London Bloke Says:

    ^LOL at this being something special.

    ^

    My comment didnt express it properly. Google: Marina Bay Sands

  172. Beezy Says:

    aight kids, good catching up … I’m gone.

  173. big_seth Says:

    Remixznflow Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    and ill punch you in the eye nigga…
    ^^

    DEAD @ you punching anything other than your timesheet.

  174. Dos Equis Says:

    cold got a life partner

    cold stay shooting up the back of the club

  175. Deen Says:

    Land, stop pissing outta ya mouf.

    Ol’ watersports ass nigga.

    Talmbout “baby, just get a little tinkle on my two tone durag”

  176. stot Says:

    i’d smash casey anthony tho

  177. Deen Says:

    anyone hear Greer Barnes stand up

    ^^^

    That weedhead is hilarious.

  178. Jackson7 Says:

    i have no shame in enjoying the sound and sight of a woman peeing (not on me)..

    so delight in your own sophomoric buffoonery if it so pleases you..

    besides… you always worrying about what kinda women i like and whatnot..

    stop studying my nature

  179. stot Says:

    …..with a shovel

  180. cOLD Says:

    ole russle crow looking ass niggas

    niggas is white b

    …and feces, you shooting nigga?

  181. Jackson7 Says:

    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    i’d smash casey anthony tho

    ———

    word…

  182. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    i have no shame in enjoying the sound and sight of a woman peeing (not on me)..

    so delight in your own sophomoric buffoonery if it so pleases you..

    besides… you always worrying about what kinda women i like and whatnot..

    stop studying my nature

    ^^

    what can i say man, i envy you

  183. S.I.C.K Says:

    @Da Zips and others who may want to actually record to my music.

    I`m saying this with a smile and with all due respect

    This is what it is.I`m not willing to alter the music(meaning add or subtract or master)One major reason is that my studio setup is very old and not really geared for professional editing.It would be a major pain in the ass to try to find all the original disks and load em up just to customize the tracks.Alot of what you hearing is old shit that only exists in it`s current form.What I MAY BE able to do is LOOP the certain tracks to extend the length of the track.Yet any decent studio engineer could do this.

    Also,it`s about time the Zips and I started to build behind the scenes so we can try to formulate a game plan.Hit me at drumgod72 at yahoo

  184. cOLD Says:

    feces grown ass man still rocking with a 13 inch black and white TV joint FOH.

  185. cOLD Says:

    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    i’d smash casey anthony tho

    ———

    word…

    ^ sizzle.

  186. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    New Zealand > australia

    It’s not even close. Like comparing Hawaii to California

  187. London Bloke Says:

    cOLD Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    i’d smash casey anthony tho

    ———

    word…

    ^ sizzle.

    ^co-sizz

  188. London Bloke Says:

    Casey look like she like niggas too

  189. stot Says:

    casey’s self-esteem is undoubtedly at an all-time low. once she gets back out to the clubs, any of you nahright dudes would have an above 50% chance of smashing.

  190. cOLD Says:

    aight outro…

    feces I will smack you so hard your face will be on permanent cap lock steez

  191. stot Says:

    i’d have above a 75% chance

  192. stot Says:

    # London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    Casey look like she like niggas too

    ^^

    no doubt

  193. mcb Says:

    Deen Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    anyone hear Greer Barnes stand up

    ^^^

    That weedhead is hilarious.

    ^^^
    amazed ssomeone remembered just by name

    and yeah he is

    the scuba jokes are hilariuos

    im out,

    might grab someone on the way home, dude let me know he got that good.

    be safe

  194. Dos Equis Says:

    cold you broke ass nigga, small ass apartment, nigga you got your flat screen hung up on the front door. Everytime someone ring the doorbell you gotta hit pause.

  195. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    If Casey Anthony did porn, could she be considered a MILF?

  196. big_seth Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Casey look like she like niggas too
    ^^

    she does.

    someone posted a pic of her all hugged up on some bamma.

    imagine what she would do with a nigga like myself. LOL

  197. big_seth Says:

    They need to catch that bitch on some Minority report shit tho…

    cuz you KNOW its gon happen again.

  198. London Bloke Says:

    niggas got no boundaries on what to make humour of

  199. Dos Equis Says:

    aight outro…

    feces I will smack you so hard your face will be on permanent cap lock steez

    ^
    go home to your fucking 1/2 BR, 0 Bathroom 2 kitchen ass crib..you still washing your ass in the sink with the dishes.

  200. big_seth Says:

    stot Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    # London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    Casey look like she like niggas too

    ^^

    no doubt
    ^^

    LOL

  201. Jackson7 Says:

    casey athony look like she cry during sex and then dig her fingernails deep into a niggas back til he bleed, then afterwards she lick all the blood off his back and start laughing like a witch

  202. S.I.C.K Says:

    @those who listened

    Thanks for the acknowledgement.I got 3 placements under my belt with Free J.Now I look forward to blessing the Zips.THEN me Fecal and Land need to do some old head type shit and school these niggas for fun.I gotta get Chase involved too.

    Jihad and Speez I need y`all math.Send that email!!We gotta start talking.

  203. Deen Says:

    I have some great infanticide jokes, but LB’s comment put paid to all that shit.

    RIP to that little white baby.

  204. London Bloke Says:

    Speaking of, Tom Cruise has made some of my favourite films although i wouldnt class him as one of my favourite actors

    He’s like an okay rapper that pics dope beats

  205. big_seth Says:

    @SICK

    I haven’t had the chance to check that new music yet.

    My HD crashed and I am getting it fixed. plus I need to convert those from WMA.

  206. Jackson7 Says:

    RIP to that little white baby.

    ————–

    word

    god bless that little cracker

  207. Jackson7 Says:

    old head?

  208. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Casey look like she like niggas too
    ^^

    she does.

    someone posted a pic of her all hugged up on some bamma.

    ^
    lmao

    I posted that pic, dude in the photo was cheesin

  209. big_seth Says:

    London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    Speaking of, Tom Cruise has made some of my favourite films although i wouldnt class him as one of my favourite actors

    He’s like an okay rapper that pics dope beats
    ^^

    agreed. I said this a while back. I think the movies he is in are good usually, but you could replace him many times and it would be just as good.

  210. big_seth Says:

    E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Casey look like she like niggas too
    ^^

    she does.

    someone posted a pic of her all hugged up on some bamma.

    ^
    lmao

    I posted that pic, dude in the photo was cheesin
    ^^

    he had that “No Child Support” grin

  211. stot Says:

    what do ya’ll think of this?

    my sis was tellin me of this persian girl in high school who was talkin bout how she would date a black guy but would never marry one.

    kinda struck me as fucked up, but on the other hand it seems like a lot of non-black girls are that way… especially white girls. a lot of them r down to experiment but i guess they don’t find black guys suitable as life partners.. mayb they don’t want black kids? think about it, you almost never see a white girl with a black guy.. unless the black guy is a professional athlete or is rich/famous in some other way… kinda fucked up i guess… what’s your guys take on this? would you ever marry a white girl?

  212. London Bloke Says:

    Like some are good actors but they pick bad roles here and there (Nas)

    But with acting that kinda depreciates their overall greatness in a way.

    Cruise is no way the best actor, but he picks some very good roles.

  213. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    RIP to that little white baby.

    ————–

    word

    god bless that little cracker

    ^^

    co-sign

  214. NovemberEnd Says:

    “Minority Report” was the last Tom Cruise movie I liked…hes been in duds ever since

  215. London Bloke Says:

    Cocktail is one of my favourite movies ever

    *ducks*

  216. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    # London Bloke Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    Casey look like she like niggas too

    ^^

    no doubt

    ^
    roffle

  217. stot Says:

    no shots, just wanna get the black man perspective… that is, if you guys aren’t actually kizzas in real life

  218. Jackson7 Says:

    stot Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    what do ya’ll think of this?

    my sis was tellin me of this persian girl in high school who was talkin bout how she would date a black guy but would never marry one.

    kinda struck me as fucked up, but on the other hand it seems like a lot of non-black girls are that way… especially white girls. a lot of them r down to experiment but i guess they don’t find black guys suitable as life partners.. mayb they don’t want black kids? think about it, you almost never see a white girl with a black guy.. unless the black guy is a professional athlete or is rich/famous in some other way… kinda fucked up i guess… what’s your guys take on this? would you ever marry a white girl?

    ——–

    it aint that they dont want black babies… they do..

    they just scared that you and the rest of the white race is gonna turn against them…

    white chicks need alot of love and reassurance and acceptance…

    they cant handle adversity and isolation..

    and hell no i wouldnt marry no cracker

  219. big_seth Says:

    stot Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    what do ya’ll think of this?

    my sis was tellin me of this persian girl in high school who was talkin bout how she would date a black guy but would never marry one.

    kinda struck me as fucked up, but on the other hand it seems like a lot of non-black girls are that way… especially white girls. a lot of them r down to experiment but i guess they don’t find black guys suitable as life partners.. mayb they don’t want black kids? think about it, you almost never see a white girl with a black guy.. unless the black guy is a professional athlete or is rich/famous in some other way… kinda fucked up i guess… what’s your guys take on this? would you ever marry a white girl?
    ^^

    part of this is true,

    There are plenty of white girls that will stay with black dudes.

    but there are just as many black dudes that won’t wife a white broad, yet have no problem piping them often.

  220. London Bloke Says:

    Off the top of my head(n):

    Top Gun (II)
    Rain Man
    Interview with A Vampire
    Jerry Maguire
    Eyes Wide Shut
    Vanilla Sky
    Minority Report
    Collateral

  221. stot Says:

    i don’t think i’d marry a full black chick.. if she was like half tho i could cope… she would have to look like stacey dash or meagan good

  222. Jackson7 Says:

    that is, if you guys aren’t actually kizzas in real life

    ———

    RIP Black Brokaw

    shoutout Beezy

  223. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    and hell no i wouldnt marry no cracker

    ^^

    lmao case closed then

  224. big_seth Says:

    White girls LOVE black babies… FACT!

    some of them just don’t want to have them on their own.

    some go so far as to adopt. You see it everyday.

  225. stot Says:

    my sister is white.. and she was talkin bout how she would date obama… im like is it cause hes rich? and shes like nah its cause hes powerful and successful. otherwise she is not attracted to black guys at all…

  226. Jackson7 Says:

    this nigga stot said he could “cope” with a half black chick..

    LOL..wow

    like he tells her, “look here nigger, im halfway sick of your black ass already ..”

  227. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    what do ya’ll think of this?

    my sis was tellin me of this persian girl in high school who was talkin bout how she would date a black guy but would never marry one.

    kinda struck me as fucked up, but on the other hand it seems like a lot of non-black girls are that way… especially white girls. a lot of them r down to experiment but i guess they don’t find black guys suitable as life partners.. mayb they don’t want black kids? think about it, you almost never see a white girl with a black guy.. unless the black guy is a professional athlete or is rich/famous in some other way… kinda fucked up i guess… what’s your guys take on this? would you ever marry a white girl?

    ^
    miscegneation carries a stigma with a lot of people still

  228. big_seth Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    this nigga stot said he could “cope” with a half black chick..

    LOL..wow

    like he tells her, “look here nigger, im halfway sick of your black ass already ..”
    ^^

    #Seth’sPopsGems

  229. big_seth Says:

    stot Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    my sister is white.. and she was talkin bout how she would date obama… im like is it cause hes rich? and shes like nah its cause hes powerful and successful. otherwise she is not attracted to black guys at all…
    ^^

    women crave stability more than anything. this is old news.

  230. d_block_4_life Says:

    i have no shame in enjoying the sound and sight of a woman peeing
    ^
    Wait… what?

  231. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    my sister is white.. and she was talkin bout how she would date obama… im like is it cause hes rich? and shes like nah its cause hes powerful and successful. otherwise she is not attracted to black guys at all…
    ^^

    women crave stability more than anything. this is old news.

    ^
    cBc

  232. Jackson7 Says:

    #Seth’sPopsGems

    ———-

    thats hella sad b..

    i knew this lesbian biracial chick in South Carolina that told me her white father STAYED calling her mother a “nigger bitch”..

    i didnt think mixed couples got down like that..

    white men are the scum of the earth tho apparently..

    word to stot

  233. Deen Says:

    stot is just begging for Jihad to show up.

  234. Remixznflow Says:

    and hell no i wouldnt marry no cracker

    ^
    and thats really the gist of it…

  235. Deen Says:

    I see a ton of fat white wenches with black guys.

    *shrug*

  236. Jackson7 Says:

    so niggas never was int the bathroom while they woman was peeing, and seen their hips and ass beuatifully spread out over the toilet seat, while that powerful spraying sound is going on, and she got that “im so relieved to be finally peeing” look on her face?..

    yall niggas aint lving right

  237. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    miscegnation makes for better looking offspring though(no pedo)

    VEWG’s >>>>
    LBAW’s >>>>

  238. Remixznflow Says:

    stot Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    i don’t think i’d marry a full black chick.. if she was like half tho i could cope… she would have to look like stacey dash or meagan good

    ^
    chill… your racism is showing…

  239. Jackson7 Says:

    Deen Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    stot is just begging for Jihad to show up

    ——

    LOL

    any second now…

    # 90 of yourrrrrrrrr Chicago Bears

  240. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    #teamambiguousethnicorigin

  241. Remixznflow Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    so niggas never was int the bathroom while they woman was peeing, and seen their hips and ass beuatifully spread out over the toilet seat, while that powerful spraying sound is going on, and she got that “im so relieved to be finally peeing” look on her face?..

    yall niggas aint lving right

    ^
    well…

    but im sayin… you just dont share that kind of info… you know?

  242. d_block_4_life Says:

    while that powerful spraying sound is going on
    ^
    lmao umm

  243. Jackson7 Says:

    Deen Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    I see a ton of fat white wenches with black guys.

    *shrug*

    ——-

    thats them Jamaica and Nigerian niggas doing that..

    thats RIGZ and cOLD and 456 and them

  244. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    #teamindeterminateracialorigin

  245. Remixznflow Says:

    stot one of them kizzas on the worldstar vids that always gets beat the fuck up cuz he slips and says ‘nigga’ around black folk…

  246. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    this nigga stot said he could “cope” with a half black chick..

    LOL..wow

    like he tells her, “look here nigger, im halfway sick of your black ass already ..”

    ^^

    lmao ok poor choice of words i guess, but nah id def date a half black chick

  247. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    I see a ton of fat white wenches with black guys.

    *shrug*

    ^
    people of wall mart swag

  248. Jackson7 Says:

    smh..

    i know in my heart, i aint did nothing wrong..

    yall the niggas always talmbout yall #teamDeviant and whatnot…

    why cant i live?

  249. Deen Says:

    Collateral is a dope flick.

    My favorite Cruise flick by far.

  250. Remixznflow Says:

    people of wall mart swag

    ^
    *bease’s it up*

    its true…

  251. stot Says:

    # d_block_4_life Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    i have no shame in enjoying the sound and sight of a woman peeing
    ^
    Wait… what?

    ^^

    yeah…

    #J7Gems

  252. Remixznflow Says:

    Deen Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Collateral is a dope flick.

    My favorite Cruise flick by far.

    ^
    that new mission impossible looks to be very good…

  253. why? Says:

    Vanilla Sky though <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  254. big_seth Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Deen Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    I see a ton of fat white wenches with black guys.

    *shrug*

    ——-

    thats them Jamaica and Nigerian niggas doing that..

    thats RIGZ and cOLD and 456 and them
    ^^

    LOL

  255. stot Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    so niggas never was int the bathroom while they woman was peeing, and seen their hips and ass beuatifully spread out over the toilet seat, while that powerful spraying sound is going on, and she got that “im so relieved to be finally peeing” look on her face?..

    yall niggas aint lving right

    ^^^

    ewwwww wtf

  256. Remixznflow Says:

    why cant i live?

    ^
    you right…

  257. Deen Says:

    smh..

    i know in my heart, i aint did nothing wrong..

    yall the niggas always talmbout yall #teamDeviant and whatnot…

    why cant i live?

    ^^^

    Ain’t nothing wrong with it. We just acknowledging it.

    It was kinda funny/weird that you’d type some halfway crazy shit and no one even blinked. Not even a ‘LOL’.

    We ain’t that far gone yet. Are we?

    #TD

  258. Jackson7 Says:

    yall niggas will pee on the curb next to yalls homeboys, but wont stay in the bathroom with a woman while she pees..

    niggas is gay b

  259. hl Says:

    It was kinda funny/weird that you’d type some halfway crazy shit and no one even blinked. Not even a ‘LOL’.

    ^roff I laughed out loud at that shit. I just didn’t type nothing.

  260. Remixznflow Says:

    We ain’t that far gone yet. Are we?

    ^
    LOL niggas been gone since november…

  261. Deen Says:

    #teamindeterminateracialorigin

    ^^^

    That shit becomes determined real quick when you assign them a nationality:

    “Hey, you’re Pakistani, right?”

  262. Dos Equis Says:

    THEN me Fecal and Land need to do some old head type shit

    ^
    although my youth is ancient
    please dont make your SICKness
    make you into a patient

    We taking stot on tour with us..think about it.. the rap group that has one perverted deviant, an outspoken pro black, a racist white boy and a cool ass jamaican.

    Old Future

  263. Deen Says:

    *visits Land*

    *is issued raincoat at door*

    *is confused*

  264. Remixznflow Says:

    and its not that we dont stay in the bathroom… its just like… i dont listen for the ‘beautiful sounds of the spray hitting the toilet water’

    im usually half sleep or getting outta the shower or some such…

    you made it sound as if you give your wifey 8 7up’s and wait until she rushes to the bathroom…

    but again.. it aint nothing to me…

  265. Jackson7 Says:

    at what age is you an old head?

    i take issue with that title

  266. heroine headliner Says:

    I’m on Juan…..

    #DRAKEadmissions

  267. Remixznflow Says:

    at what age is you an old head?

    ^
    *waits*

  268. Deen Says:

    heroine headliner Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    I’m on Juan…..

    #DRAKEadmissions

    ^^^

    ROFL!

    *Rejoices at HH’s return*

    [ll]

  269. Dos Equis Says:

    Remix is a Simp Son

    Nigga schedule his naps around wifeys pee time

  270. Deen Says:

    you made it sound as if you give your wifey 8 7up’s and wait until she rushes to the bathroom…

    ^^^

    *cries*

  271. why? Says:

    Nothing wrong with sharing the bathroom with a chick unless your in the shower and shes flushing the toilet and the water goes cold when that bitch knows theres another bathroom in the crib.

  272. Jackson7 Says:

    no… silly niggas..

    i dont try to systematically induce peepee..

    its just that when she gotta go, i dont run and hide and say “EWWWW”..

    yall taking the story out of context anyway…. babyjesus said he hate when a woman pee outside… i said i dont… yall running away with the story and making it something else… yall the freaks and perverts not me…

    yall not cool right now

  273. stot Says:

    # heroine headliner Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    I’m on Juan…..

    #DRAKEadmissions

    ^^

    peace

  274. Dos Equis Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    at what age is you an old head?

    i take issue with that title

    ^
    Nigga you cant even uncompress some WMA files…wear that title proudly.

  275. Jackson7 Says:

    wtf is uncompress?

  276. NovemberEnd Says:

    at what age is you an old head?

    i take issue with that title
    ^^^
    mid forties

    but if you in your mid-late 30s and you dress, talk, and act like someone in his late teens-early 20s then you can be categorized as an old head

  277. stot Says:

    smfh j7 you said you “enjoy” it and think it’s “sexy” why you backing off your piss fetish now that i called you out and ppl are catching on? i don’t even rly care, it’s whatever… just funny… and kinda makes u a weirdo, no shots

  278. Dos Equis Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    wtf is uncompress?

    ^
    If you was young youd know

  279. Jackson7 Says:

    # heroine headliner Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    I’m on Juan…..

    #DRAKEadmissions

    ———

    lolsmh

  280. stot Says:

    k im out, gotta work

  281. Dos Equis Says:

    Remix hates to listen to wifey pee because he knows she’s standing up

  282. Jackson7 Says:

    but if you in your mid-late 30s and you dress, talk, and act like someone in his late teens-early 20s then you can be categorized as an old head

    —————

    oh

  283. Deen Says:

    Let Land Live.

  284. big_seth Says:

    my girl rush me out of the bathroom when she uses it. or goes to one of the ones in the unused wing of the house.

    I’ve been with her almost 5 years and I never heard her fart, poop, piss etc. I heard her vomit once. and burp sometimes. that about it. She think she proper. I really don’t mind tho. I’m not going out of my way to hear that shit.

  285. heroine headliner Says:

    “When my girl legs is spread wide on that porcelain…and the sound of the diarrhea splashin into the water…and the look of relief covers her face…shit son…..ya boi gets aroused…..”

    #textsfromlandlord

  286. Remixznflow Says:

    Dos Equis Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Remix hates to listen to wifey pee because he knows she’s standing up

    ^
    much better… you were a little rusty earlier…

  287. Jackson7 Says:

    or goes to one of the ones in the unused wing of the house.

    —————-

    damn… that heffa must got noxious shit

    niggas be sending babygirl to the guest house to make poop

  288. Jackson7 Says:

    heroine headliner Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    “When my girl legs is spread wide on that porcelain…and the sound of the diarrhea splashin into the water…and the look of relief covers her face…shit son…..ya boi gets aroused…..”

    #textsfromlandlord

    ———-

    see how yall are?

    i never once mentioned no doodoo..

    i dont be round no shittin broads

  289. Remixznflow Says:

    heroine headliner Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    “When my girl legs is spread wide on that porcelain…and the sound of the diarrhea splashin into the water…and the look of relief covers her face…shit son…..ya boi gets aroused…..”

    #textsfromlandlord

    ^
    later…

  290. big_seth Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    or goes to one of the ones in the unused wing of the house.

    —————-

    damn… that heffa must got noxious shit

    niggas be sending babygirl to the guest house to make poop
    ^^

    i could care less if she did it while I was there. I tell her it probably don’t even stink that bad. I’m not gonna fight for the right to hear and see her shit and pee tho. so Its really whatever. maybe even a good thing.

  291. Dos Equis Says:

    Yall niggaz is weak..my grandpops watched my grandma shitting while she was breastfeeding my aunt.

  292. NovemberEnd Says:

    heroine headliner Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    “When my girl legs is spread wide on that porcelain…and the sound of the diarrhea splashin into the water…and the look of relief covers her face…shit son…..ya boi gets aroused…..”

    #textsfromlandlord
    ^^^
    LMAOOOO

  293. Mel Kiper III Says:

    # heroine headliner Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    I’m on Juan…..

    #DRAKEadmissions

    ^^
    imOut

  294. big_seth Says:

    some girls won’t even warn you tho. just start shitting while you brushin your teeth. Got the door all open with the fan off.

    bitch I got my mouth open.

    I applaud wifey for keepin it a secret. thanks boo.

  295. Deen Says:

    There was one bathroom in the house I grew up in.

    Proceed from there.

  296. Jackson7 Says:

    im now convinced that the average nahright nigga gets no pussy and has never lived with a woman before…

    niggas is porn addicts and harry potter fans

  297. big_seth Says:

    Dos Equis Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Yall niggaz is weak..my grandpops watched my grandma shitting while she was breastfeeding my aunt.
    ^^

    that is because they didn’t have seperate rooms in that mud hut. Old ass niggas. You 97… your grandpops must have been watching her before we were free.

  298. Dos Equis Says:

    some girls won’t even warn you tho. just start shitting while you brushin your teeth. Got the door all open with the fan off.

    bitch I got my mouth open.

    I applaud wifey for keepin it a secret. thanks boo.

    ^
    Simp Shit

  299. big_seth Says:

    Deen Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    There was one bathroom in the house I grew up in.

    Proceed from there.
    ^^

    me too… but not anymore.

  300. Deen Says:

    I watched one of my exes scrub her undercarriage once after some shower sex.

    I was happy to see that she was keeping that shit right but I was distressed in that moment. A nigga had to brush his teeth a little more intensely to fight the tears.

  301. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    Cause I’m dreaming, of ZipSquad tonight
    for foreverrrrrr, they’re pockets eternally tiiiiiighhhhht

    And theres no where in the world, they’d rather beeeeeeeee
    Then at JC Penny, copping some new white teeeeeeeeeeeeees

  302. Jackson7 Says:

    some girls won’t even warn you tho. just start shitting while you brushin your teeth. Got the door all open with the fan off.

    —————–

    wifey dont even close the damn door all the way…

    i be playing MLB The Show and all of a sudden i can smell kaka, in the living room… she talmbout, “could you bring me a roll of toilet paper please?”… i say “its in their with you, under the sink..”

    she say, “i cant get up with shit stuck to my ass and go under the sink and get it tho..”

    so i go give her a roll while not inhaling … thats what husbands & wives do…

  303. big_seth Says:

    Dos Equis Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    some girls won’t even warn you tho. just start shitting while you brushin your teeth. Got the door all open with the fan off.

    bitch I got my mouth open.

    I applaud wifey for keepin it a secret. thanks boo.

    ^
    Simp Shit
    ^^

    wouldn’t it be more simpish to smell her shit when you don’t really want to?

    I’m just sayin its one of those things I’m glad I don’t have to make a decision on. Like a man has to decide when its time to hear/see wifey drop slop or piss…. I don’t have to make that decision.

  304. d_block_4_life Says:

    “When my girl legs is spread wide on that porcelain…and the sound of the diarrhea splashin into the water…and the look of relief covers her face…shit son…..ya boi gets aroused…..”
    ^
    gotta go

  305. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    heroine headliner Says:

    July 7th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    “When my girl legs is spread wide on that porcelain…and the sound of the diarrhea splashin into the water…and the look of relief covers her face…shit son…..ya boi gets aroused…..”

    #textsfromlandlord

    ^
    roffs

  306. Jackson7 Says:

    … 1 …

  307. big_seth Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    some girls won’t even warn you tho. just start shitting while you brushin your teeth. Got the door all open with the fan off.

    —————–

    wifey dont even close the damn door all the way…

    i be playing MLB The Show and all of a sudden i can smell kaka, in the living room… she talmbout, “could you bring me a roll of toilet paper please?”… i say “its in their with you, under the sink..”

    she say, “i cant get up with shit stuck to my ass and go under the sink and get it tho..”

    so i go give her a roll while not inhaling … thats what husbands & wives do…
    ^^

    DEAD. I’m not sayin this is bad. I’m just sayin that the other way aint bad either.

  308. Deen Says:

    Ghostface: “How many pisses wifey gon take tonight?”

    Land: “ONE!”

  309. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    It was all a dream
    Use to post vids on ustream
    Todo and Fergi all up in my 84 beem
    Hangin pictures on my wall
    Every saturday, go shoppin with my boys at the mall
    I let my boy suck tick my dick pop
    Smoking unfiltered sigs and thinking bout white cock

    #JihaDBars

    I’m sorry I took it there JihaD. :(

  310. big_seth Says:

    Deen Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    Ghostface: “How many pisses wifey gon take tonight?”

    Land: “ONE!”
    ^^

    How many dukies she might drop?

    “ONE!”

  311. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    Way back
    When I had the red and black air max
    With an oldass new era to match
    Remember georgebush money? THat old ass blog
    At school, thinking bout getting hit with frankie’s log
    Now im on Nah RIght
    Cause I can’t rhyme tight
    Time to get laid
    Roll to the Pride Parade

    #JihaDGems

  312. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    Born sinner
    Opposite of a winner
    Remember when SpitGame use to take me out to dinner

    #JihadBars

  313. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Ghostface: “How many pisses wifey gon take tonight?”

    Land: “ONE!”
    ^^

    How many dukies she might drop?

    “ONE”

    ^^

    LOL

  314. Mini Daddy Says:

    niggas is kizzas b

  315. cOLD Says:

    wifey dont even close the damn door all the way…

    i be playing MLB The Show and all of a sudden i can smell kaka, in the living room… she talmbout, “could you bring me a roll of toilet paper please?”… i say “its in their with you, under the sink..”

    she say, “i cant get up with shit stuck to my ass and go under the sink and get it tho..”

    so i go give her a roll while not inhaling … thats what husbands & wives do…

    ^ lmao

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