Okay so I was on this airplane once and the pilot came on the speaker and said the usual things.
“We’ll be traveling at about 5,000 feet…” or something like that.
So then he puts down the microphone without turning the speaker off and he turns to to co-pilot and say,
“Man right now I could use a good blow job and a cup of coffiee.”
Well this flight attendent goes zooming up the aile to tell the same pilot that the speakers on and he says to her,
“Hey toot’s don’t forget the gup of Coffiee!”