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Video: CyHi Da Prynce Watches Himself on The Mo’Nique show

CyHi and company, including Josh Powell of the Hawks, sit down to watch homie’s first ever national solo TV appearance on the Mo’Nique Show.

Hit the jump to check out a clip from the show itself.

Previously: A-Trak ft. Donnis, Pill, Danny Brown & CyHi Da Prynce – Ray Ban Vision (Remix)


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373 Responses to “Video: CyHi Da Prynce Watches Himself on The Mo’Nique show”

  1. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    and why and the FUCK!

    is the no name fucker on a show

    he has 1 feature

    1 mixtape

    no album out

    jesus christ

    damn man…shits digusting

  2. cOLD Says:

    rip Rey

  3. Zee! Says:

    Algebra Coke Diagram (feat. Ice Cube, Cappadonna & Inspectah Deck)

  4. Harlem World Says:

    so they just let anyone on the monique show now

  5. Zee! Says:

    Leather Unicorns (feat. Ghostface)

  6. Harlem World Says:

    cyhi: living wonderful >>

  7. ilovemia305 Says:

    RAW AND UNCUT

    COCAINE LACED GAWD>>>>GET LACED

  8. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    rip Rey

    ^
    *pours some crisco on the curb on g.p*

  9. b Says:

    cyhi is nice.

  10. Zee! Says:

    Kill Yallz (feat. Paula Abdul)

  11. Captain Planet Says:

    Big Sid ft. Killer Mike – See You Later

    >>>> Ayoooo!!!!

    Niggas tryna catch a nigga on the flip side and shit?!?!?

    WHAT PART OF THE GAME(c)eskay

  12. el feces loco Says:

    I dont love NY, I just love living here
    Who else you know built an empire from cocaine n kitchenware – EFL

    I got more bars than a Miami strip
    unhooked more bras than a Miami bitch

  13. b Says:

    three deep in the mercury
    i try to chill but its irking me
    these niggas just took my work from me
    yall woulda been better off merking me

  14. cOLD Says:

    this chick was telling me that her baby daddy been trying to get back with her for the past 8yrs, and if she were to pick up the phone and tell the nigga come on, he’d drop everything and everyone, to take her up on her offer. All I could think about was how good the PUSS must be. smh.

  15. Captain Planet Says:

    Yo I heard they cut FBM’s contract over at GBM.

    Those David Stern’s need niggas in suits.

  16. cOLD Says:

    Captain Planet Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    Yo I heard they cut FBM’s contract over at GBM.

    Those David Stern’s need niggas in suits.

    ^ FBM’s like a Rodman, he’d get you some points, but some team fouls too.

  17. Captain Planet Says:

    Does that Curren$yxAlchemist still go this morning?

  18. Captain Planet Says:

    ^ FBM’s like a Rodman, he’d get you some points, but some team fouls too.

    >>> Haaaaaa!!!

    He’s still a Hall of Famer tho. (See what I did there?)

  19. Zee! Says:

    Slap Boxin Wit Gandhi (feat. Theodore Unit & Sun God)

  20. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Been running shit
    now im on my 2nd win
    1st game of the year
    but im on my 2nd win
    its a homo line you first and second then
    knock knock whos there its ben frank
    fucka let em in

  21. mcb Says:

    Captain Planet Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Big Sid ft. Killer Mike – See You Later

    >>>> Ayoooo!!!!

    Niggas tryna catch a nigga on the flip side and shit?!?!?

    WHAT PART OF THE GAME(c)eskay
    ^^^^
    *the movement of extending ones arms upward to grab something*

  22. el feces loco Says:

    1 deep in a town car in a town far
    from where I live
    coke stashed behind the break light
    so if you see me stopped
    I’m dropping off that great white

  23. Captain Planet Says:

    and why and the FUCK!

    is the no name fucker on a show

    he has 1 feature

    1 mixtape

    no album out

    jesus christ

    damn man…shits digusting

    >>> Only Big rappers drops albums these days.

    She can’t have Hov, Yeezy and Weezy there EVERY night.

  24. Captain Planet Says:

    mcb Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    *the movement of extending ones arms upward to grab something*

    >>> Ayyyyoooo!!!!!

    Shit’s getting outta control b!

  25. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Video: Fresh Huxtable Watches Himself on The Mo’Nique show

  26. cOLD Says:

    Like I was strung on my ex’s cookie for a long time, right on up until I decided to get serious with my now wife. I told her just like this. “look I met this girl i’m feeling, and its getting pretty serious. This is the final chance to have me”. She responded, do you cOLD. But when the plans to marry were announced she showed her true colors. Like someone done dug up her bone she buried. You see, she didnt want me, but wanted no one else to have me.

    Lifes ILL.

  27. mcb Says:

    Captain Planet Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    mcb Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    *the movement of extending ones arms upward to grab something*

    >>> Ayyyyoooo!!!!!

    Shit’s getting outta control b!
    ^^^
    even knowing this was the response

    it was worth it.

    i sincerely hope you understand tho.

  28. K1ng Says:

    I heard BBMs gonna b on iPhone soon, if that’s the case then fuck a blackberry I’m switching back to iPhone and grab that iPhone 5

  29. Captain Planet Says:

    I saw TM 103 and the R.E.D. album on the milk carton today.

    They stopped look for Detox.

  30. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Big Body Sumo
    Hit niggas hard
    flip a bitch va ja ja
    Fuck her like a dog
    Puffin K-9
    Fuckin wit my dogs
    Touch my town
    youll be fuckin wit a corpse
    cold stone weirdo
    anti hero
    anti homo
    yall niggas so so

  31. el feces loco Says:

    a crip in a land of b’s
    some Vatos, a nigga and a few mcb’s
    blocks filled with Obamas actin Heisenhower
    cocaine pushers showin off they cake n power
    a waved the chopper once
    april rain does bring may flowers

  32. b Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    Who else you know built an empire from cocaine n kitchenware

    ^u more known for rogaine and missing hair
    i know u getting old mane but listen clear
    i dont approve of ur cross dressing and kissing queers

  33. mcb Says:

    cOLD Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Like I was strung on my ex’s cookie for a long time, right on up until I decided to get serious with my now wife. I told her just like this. “look I met this girl i’m feeling, and its getting pretty serious. This is the final chance to have me”. She responded, do you cOLD. But when the plans to marry were announced she showed her true colors. Like someone done dug up her bone she buried. You see, she didnt want me, but wanted no one else to have me.

    Lifes ILL.

    ^^^
    indeed.
    this is very similar to what happened with my ex.

    so she tries being like “ima hookup with these dudes”..
    and i honestly said what i was thinking “thats awesome, have a blast.”

    that killed her. she def wanted me to actjealous or worried, but i had been steady puss at that time from a few broads, then down to the one girl and her only once in a while, so i just deaded it with her

    so smart. bitch calls up like “hey im not doing well… can you come by…”

    hahahahaha
    no. no i cant, im getting my dick sucked, WELL.

  34. Harlem World Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    Like I was strung on my ex’s cookie for a long time, right on up until I decided to get serious with my now wife. I told her just like this. “look I met this girl i’m feeling, and its getting pretty serious. This is the final chance to have me”. She responded, do you cOLD. But when the plans to marry were announced she showed her true colors. Like someone done dug up her bone she buried. You see, she didnt want me, but wanted no one else to have me.

    Lifes ILL.

    ^^
    interesting
    you gave her an ultimatum but she had too much pride and was stubborn

    #thingsthatwomendo

  35. K1ng Says:

    But when the plans to marry were announced she showed her true colors

    ^^

    cOLD I gotta tell you b, word for word the same shit happened to me. My ex was great and all but bitch just didn’t care until she saw the wedding pics and now she is having memories of old time and wants to “Chill” sometimes. that bitches eyes were balling when she saw the stone on my wife I bet.

  36. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    this chick was telling me that her baby daddy been trying to get back with her for the past 8yrs, and if she were to pick up the phone and tell the nigga come on, he’d drop everything and everyone, to take her up on her offer. All I could think about was how good the PUSS must be. smh.

    ^
    it’s easy for some to fall to the puss, it’s a powerful force

  37. K1ng Says:

    no. no i cant, im getting my dick sucked, WELL.

    ^^

    *Dead*

  38. el feces loco Says:

    Coke look as white as cOLD’s wife in a wedding dress
    Aint nothin more to talk about if you getting less – EFL

  39. Captain Planet Says:

    Somaya’s perfect nude tata’s at mediatakeout?

  40. b Says:

    cyhi cant find love>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    real shit

  41. mcb Says:

    it got the point with the ex, that she was getting lazy when i popped over for the fuck.
    i mean granted, id just show up and we’d fuck, but bitch, you just lyin down on your bed everytime???? GET UP AND DO SOMETHING

  42. Harlem World Says:

    pussy kills and corrupts

  43. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    This nigga said

    Im a menace word to Denis and that old child molester,
    spit on a bitch pussy kat til she call me Sylvester

  44. el feces loco Says:

    ^u more known for rogaine and missing hair
    i know u getting old mane but listen clear
    i dont approve of ur cross dressing and kissing queers

    ^
    *slow clap*

    You definitely in the running for most improved ..who said retardation was permanent?

  45. K1ng Says:

    GET UP AND DO SOMETHING

    ^^^

    #Cha-Ching

  46. cOLD Says:

    I still think about that puss regurlarly. She had the shit down to a science, gave me the puss not when I wanted it, but only to pacify me when she wanted to go out partying with her friends. Oh what a sucker for love I was… watching her reflection in the mirror as she got dressed. Heaving the stretch pants over her massive donk wth a wiggle. With a phone to her ear, and lacing up her high heel boots, she and her friend would discuss in code, the plans for the night.

  47. mcb Says:

    and then when she swung by my room (we can still hangout though right? me, yeah i guess…) i had the trojan wrappers onthe flooor,
    she almost ran out of the room crying. she yelling at me lik e”you need to cleanup, i dont need to see that”

    bitch ru crazy. this si my room, you’re not my gf, so you can take that bullshit somehwere else

    i legit was on my confidence swagger real shit that year.

  48. mcb Says:

    the sucker for love shit is good though, when you’re young

    i made mistakes then, but ive learned from them…
    most of the time

  49. Mr. Miogi Says:

    # Harlem World Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    pussy kills and corrupts

    ^

    The Original Weapon of Mass Destruction

  50. Harlem World Says:

    “youd swear id had her cryogenically froze
    naturally fine body like dancers from solid gold
    and i dont need a thermometer to tell me that im cold…”

    daaam spittaaa

  51. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    If you eat and DONT BEAT
    spend the night and DONT SKEET
    you’s a creep

    sucker for love

    if you trick and get NOTHING
    running around cuffing disgusting

    sucker for love

  52. Zee! Says:

    I still think about that puss regurlarly. She had the shit down to a science, gave me the puss not when I wanted it, but only to pacify me when she wanted to go out partying with her friends. Oh what a sucker for love I was… watching her reflection in the mirror as she got dressed. Heaving the stretch pants over her massive donk wth a wiggle. With a phone to her ear, and lacing up her high heel boots, she and her friend would discuss in code, the plans for the night.

    ^^^
    An excerpt from the upcoming memoirs?

  53. cOLD Says:

    it’s easy for some to fall to the puss, it’s a powerful force

    ^ no diggy (no runs son)

  54. Captain Planet Says:

    X-Pac was one of the sickest wrestlers and the X-Factor was legit …

    But the Bronco Buster was MAD mo.

  55. el feces loco Says:

    Coke like a fireplace
    it make niggaz huddle up
    dont Smoke weed with b
    he make niggaz cuddle up

  56. Beezy Says:

    thanks for throwing me your old girl cOLD

    she said you wasn’t beatin’ right anyway

  57. mcb Says:

    funny cuz at first i was the sucker for love

    then she was sucking me for love… that i wouldnt give her

  58. el feces loco Says:

    Is it the odor of the pussy?
    or the owner of the pussy?

  59. cOLD Says:

    The Original Weapon of Mass Destruction

    ^ sizzle.

  60. Captain Planet Says:

    Spitta drop jewels so smooth niggas don’t even realize he’s a young wise nigga.

  61. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    I still think about that puss regurlarly. She had the shit down to a science, gave me the puss not when I wanted it, but only to pacify me when she wanted to go out partying with her friends. Oh what a sucker for love I was… watching her reflection in the mirror as she got dressed. Heaving the stretch pants over her massive donk wth a wiggle. With a phone to her ear, and lacing up her high heel boots, she and her friend would discuss in code, the plans for the night.

    ^^

    sounds like the same shit my bitch be doing

    only i dont give a fuck

    i be like..hurry up baby go have fun

    so i can have a fuckin 2k11 marathon til 4 in the morning and smoke mad l’s to the face

  62. Harlem World Says:

    But the Bronco Buster was MAD mo

    ^^^
    cosign – maaaad wild mooo

  63. GMLLZ Says:

    Yankees >> Red Sox

  64. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Spitta drop jewels so smooth niggas don’t even realize he’s a young wise nigga.

    ^^

    Spitta 30 … he still that nigga tho

  65. Beezy Says:

    first time I fucked cOLD’s old girl I thought she just got out of prison

    she was fiendin’ for some real dick … someone who could handle her

    she hadn’t had that in a minute, I gathered.

  66. Captain Planet Says:

    But the Bronco Buster was MAD mo

    ^^^
    cosign – maaaad wild mooo

    >>> I can’t even imagine someone doing that in this day and age …

    Those were different times …

  67. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Phillies >> Yankees >> Red Sox

  68. Mr. Miogi Says:

    She aint no sucker, I know that bitch man
    She want to be a pretty woman loving a rich man
    Now here you come…drop top ridin
    You aint no pimp fake nigga stop lyin

    #TooShortGems

  69. NovemberEnd Says:

    Yankees >> Red Sox
    ^^^
    cBc

  70. Beezy Says:

    niggas sending their girls out to the wolves …

    so they can play video games

    that’s that Mr. Cee shit right there boi

  71. Troyvul Says:

    I thought she just got out of prison
    ^
    Lmao

  72. Mr. Miogi Says:

    # F YOU PAY ME! Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Phillies >> Yankees >> Red Sox

    *Daps FYPM*

  73. el feces loco Says:

    so i can have a fuckin 2k11 marathon til 4 in the morning and smoke mad l’s to the face

    ^
    I got head from a girl who’s dude did this last week..when he called she stopped sucking me off long enough to tell him she was with her friends at a party.

  74. Captain Planet Says:

    Spitta drop jewels so smooth niggas don’t even realize he’s a young wise nigga.

    ^^

    Spitta 30 … he still that nigga tho

    >>. Yea I was gonna put that in parenthesis but it would detract from the statement and also I’ve come to the realization that 30 is still young.

    He’s still learning and discovering as he should.

    Shit, 40 is up there but you’re not an old man.

    I don’t think Diddy and Hov are old.

    I’m figuring I’m going to have fun and enjoy life till 40, then get to work trying to improve this world.

    You can’t stay young forever …

  75. Captain Planet Says:

    How we talking about baseball and NBA Playoffs around the corner.

    ” This can’t be life … “

  76. GMLLZ Says:

    You can’t stay young forever …

    ^^^^

    Dont tell Hov that

  77. big_seth Says:

    Yo Eskay,

    If you talk to Hov again,

    tell him to hire me to do the artwork on BP4.

    LOL.

  78. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    so i can have a fuckin 2k11 marathon til 4 in the morning and smoke mad l’s to the face

    ^
    I got head from a girl who’s dude did this last week..when he called she stopped sucking me off long enough to tell him she was with her friends at a party.

    ^
    wshh had a video documenting this type of phenomenon..grimey

  79. Harlem World Says:

    currensys flow is unique

  80. K1ng Says:

    I married my wife and then broke up with my ex with a text msg she was in New Zealand to visit her family, I don’t think she came down since.

    It Is What It Is

  81. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    # el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    so i can have a fuckin 2k11 marathon til 4 in the morning and smoke mad l’s to the face

    ^
    I got head from a girl who’s dude did this last week..when he called she stopped sucking me off long enough to tell him she was with her friends at a party.

    ^^

    Thats cool

    But im the type nigga that let his girl do what she want to a certain extent

    i keep my bitch on a 50 ft leash

    unlike most niggas that be all in they bitch face

    and if she do cheat

    thats all cool

    im still good

    all that emotional shit is temporary

    you know how many hoes is out here.. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

    i mean a nigga would be sad granted..for what a few weeks

    then its back to riding solo

    which at the end of the day aint bad at all

    so yeah

    2k11 >>

  82. el feces loco Says:

    she was on a nother level
    loving the black cock
    her man was on another level
    he almost finished Black Ops

  83. cOLD Says:

    An excerpt from the upcoming memoirs?

    ^ yea.

    …. I remember distinctively, the sound of an idling car followed by sounds of heels hitting the concrete in a drunken mistep. The rummaging through the pocket book and keys opening the door. A quick look at the alarm clock read 4:00am and as quick as I opened my eyes to get a look at the time, I closed it a preteneded to be in a blistful sleep. But it was only sleep on the suface, because deep down a pain so enduring as if borrowed from an ancestral slave vollyed my inner being.

  84. GMLLZ Says:

    she was on a nother level
    loving the black cock
    her man was on another level
    he almost finished Black Ops

    ^^^^^

    lol

  85. Captain Planet Says:

    You can’t stay young forever …

    ^^^^

    Dont tell Hov that

    >>> Haaaa!!!

    More like Diddy but Diddy is such a fun dude (NMC) that he can act young forever.

    Cassie is 20 something and no one even talks about the age difference because he’s Diddy and he can do that.

    Hov tried to grow up. He was saying gangster was over, got his suit on for grown man music …

    We didn’t let him tho … once those sales dropped he was back on his, ” I’m still THAT nigga ” shit. I don’t blame him.

    Retirement <<<<<<

    Getting old too soon <<<<<

  86. big_seth Says:

    Beezy Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    niggas sending their girls out to the wolves …

    so they can play video games

    that’s that Mr. Cee shit right there boi
    ^^

    SHOTS @ SETH

  87. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Yea I was gonna put that in parenthesis but it would detract from the statement and also I’ve come to the realization that 30 is still young.

    He’s still learning and discovering as he should.

    Shit, 40 is up there but you’re not an old man.

    I don’t think Diddy and Hov are old.

    I’m figuring I’m going to have fun and enjoy life till 40, then get to work trying to improve this world.

    You can’t stay young forever …

    ^^

    Word im 22 .. that makes me pretty happy that 40 aint young

    a nigga got a good 25 years left to be swaged

    adnd when i get old

    im gonna have that old man mafioso swag

  88. Harlem World Says:

    # el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    she was on a nother level
    loving the black cock
    her man was on another level
    he almost finished Black Ops

    ^^
    *rides shotgun with suge knight in vegas*

  89. Captain Planet Says:

    she was on a nother level
    loving the black cock
    her man was on another level
    he almost finished Black Ops

    >>> haaaaaaaa!!!!

  90. cOLD Says:

    Beezy Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    first time I fucked cOLD’s old girl I thought she just got out of prison

    she was fiendin’ for some real dick … someone who could handle her

    she hadn’t had that in a minute, I gathered.

    ^ haha.

  91. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Nah

    yall niggas got the game fucked up

    A real G will tell you

    never soffucate your girl … let em breath

    yall niggas be all over ya bitch

    them the hoes that be cheating

    trust me i know

    the secret to your bitch not cheating is giving her good dick and giving her space

    so even when she wit her girls she thinkin about the dick

    yall lil niggas dont kno shit

    now if you not giving ya girl good dick and you letting her go out so you can play 2k11

    then she probably fucking around

    dont get me started with the

    #supremejediyodahoewisdom

  92. big_seth Says:

    Foreel tho, my girl don’t go out without me.

    I’m just joking.

    I play games with her or while she is asleeep.

  93. GMLLZ Says:

    Phil Hughes is looking like trash again this year

  94. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Who wants work in 2k11??? Yall niggaz is puss!

  95. Zee! Says:

    ^ yea.

    …. I remember distinctively, the sound of an idling car followed by sounds of heels hitting the concrete in a drunken mistep. The rummaging through the pocket book and keys opening the door. A quick look at the alarm clock read 4:00am and as quick as I opened my eyes to get a look at the time, I closed it a preteneded to be in a blistful sleep. But it was only sleep on the suface, because deep down a pain so enduring as if borrowed from an ancestral slave vollyed my inner being.

    ^^^^
    Keep goin son! Lol (nh)

  96. Black brokaw Says:

    Cosign fupm @ 2:46 pm

  97. Captain Planet Says:

    Foreel tho, my girl don’t go out without me.

    >>> I know some niggas like this …

    ” Why you got to go to the mall all by yourself and shit??!! “

  98. el feces loco Says:

    FUPM girl said he only like to play 2k11
    she feelin real horny n
    could we please have a session
    how her pussy dont get to him
    plus his sex like a game he dies too fast
    n that’s why she needs extra men

  99. Harlem World Says:

    smitty: diamonds on my neck (chop/screw) >>>

  100. K1ng Says:

    Mr. Miogi Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Who wants work in 2k11???

    ^^^

    I win that shit in my sleep.

    king-khan

    add up nigga

  101. Captain Planet Says:

    F YOU PAY ME! Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    >>> I always wondered how you got so many women and we’re on nah so much.

    You just letting them hoes breath huh?

  102. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Yall lil niggas dont kno shit

    Im a fucking shaolin warrior monk when it comes to these hoes

  103. Captain Planet Says:

    FUPM girl said he only like to play 2k11
    she feelin real horny n
    could we please have a session
    how her pussy dont get to him
    plus his sex like a game he dies too fast
    n that’s why she needs extra men

    >>> Jesus …

  104. el feces loco Says:

    cOLD = Zane

  105. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    F YOU PAY ME! Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    >>> I always wondered how you got so many women and we’re on nah so much.

    You just letting them hoes breath huh?

    its 2011 technology is everywhere

    the days of trying to clown someone for being online is over

    try again

  106. Captain Planet Says:

    These niggas will borrow your style like you weren’t gonna do nothing wit it ” – Spitta

  107. el feces loco Says:

    lol CP..all bold everything.

  108. Mr. Miogi Says:

    # K1ng Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Mr. Miogi Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Who wants work in 2k11???

    ^^^

    I win that shit in my sleep.

    king-khan

    add up nigga

    ^

    360 or Piece of Shit 3?

  109. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    Im a fucking shaolin warrior monk when it comes to these hoes

    ^
    lol

  110. Captain Planet Says:

    lol CP..all bold everything.

    >>> LOL

    #HTMLfail

  111. K1ng Says:

    my wife is real cool, she knows exactly what I need. after a hard day of work, she gets the 2k11 for me puts the My Player mode on and Tops me off as I lay back and relax.

    #Winning

  112. Captain Planet Says:

    Im a fucking shaolin warrior monk when it comes to these hoes

    >>> *Remembers monks were celibate*

  113. el feces loco Says:

    FUPM braggin bout how he let his hoe breathe
    but if he really ever smelled her breath
    it’d smell like sown seeds

  114. K1ng Says:

    360 or Piece of Shit 3?

    ^^^
    I don’t pay to play online.

  115. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    El kissed his mom he wondered why the fruity taste
    she replied i was just tasting my newest cake
    she offered him some he said no i dont want ice cream
    little did he kno i was under the table
    with a strawberry flavored condom on getting sucked like cee

  116. Captain Planet Says:

    FUPM braggin bout how he let his hoe breathe
    but if he really ever smelled her breath
    it’d smell like sown seeds

    >>> ” Don’t Leave Your Guns at Home … Take, Take your Guns to Town

  117. Harlem World Says:

    *reveals team deviant tat*
    *sees hoes respect game – and acknowledge*

    *****
    T.D

  118. big_seth Says:

    PS3 >>>>>>> xbox

    xbox is only cool for frat boys & people who became fans of video games AFTER goldeneye.

    FACT!

  119. Captain Planet Says:

    F YOU PAY ME! Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    El kissed his mom he wondered why the fruity taste
    she replied i was just tasting my newest cake
    she offered him some he said no i dont want ice cream
    little did he kno i was under the table
    with a strawberry flavored condom on getting sucked like cee

    >>> Well … I see what you tried to do there … but that just don’t read right …

  120. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    El aint get pussy since Penny was on the court
    now he beat his dick so much he got a case
    and wear pennys up to the court

  121. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    PS3 >>>>>>> xbox

    xbox is only cool for frat boys & people who became fans of video games AFTER goldeneye.

    FACT!

    im with you on that

    PS3 is better than XBOX

    ONLY IF you dont play online

    XBOX > PS3 off online play alone

  122. K1ng Says:

    goldeneye

    ^

    *sigh* ..that game was the shit back in elimentary. half these niggas don’t even know about that.

    *Daps Seth of being a OG Gamer

  123. Harlem World Says:

    little did he kno i was under the table
    with a strawberry flavored condom on getting sucked like cee

    ^^
    ????????

  124. Captain Planet Says:

    F YOU PAY ME! Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    El aint get pussy since Penny was on the court
    now he beat his dick so much he got a case
    and wear pennys up to the court

    >>> You know I think you’re a good dude FUPM …

    But you going against EFL … you better bring your A game!

    This nigga liable to hit you with the ether you NEVER recover from.

    Just friendly advice.

  125. b Says:

    efl trying to be young again
    he said he a boss cuz he stay wit a nigga under him
    what u know about black ops,u stay on niggas laptops

  126. K1ng Says:

    ONLY IF you dont play online

    ^^

    somewhat true.

    Netflix for free >>>>

    #Winning

  127. Harlem World Says:

    smh- gucci been arrested again

  128. el feces loco Says:

    lol @ fupm

    FUPM and K1ng stay online
    cause offline they be liein
    they lovers they be lyin
    together
    both they wives be crying
    i’m
    smilin while they wifeys both givin me mine
    at the same time
    one be on the berries
    the other stay on the vine

  129. Captain Planet Says:

    Nigga I played GoldenEye!

    That was the last shooter I took seriously (And last James Bond game)

  130. cOLD Says:

    that moring I woke with a quaint nonchalance… as if the night before a civil war didn’t rage inside of me. Peeped her sleeping and all I could think of was who is this bitch giving the pussy to. More importantly why am I allowing this to happen. Weeks went by before I would address it. You see somehow I blamed her behavior on my past transgressions. Imagined that, like me; she too will soon see the light of day. That day never came, so I sat her down and told her, i’m leaving.

  131. b Says:

    I was ready to never quit weed after fupm’s weed rant.nigga hd a good point

  132. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    you can’t body the unbodyable!

  133. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    N64 best sytem ever created ever

    Golden Eye 64>
    Zelda 64 = Best Game ever made no discussion

  134. Troyvul Says:

    little did he kno i was under the table
    with a strawberry flavored condom on getting sucked like cee

    ^^
    ????????
    ^
    co-???????

  135. Bricktop Says:

    @ Eskay:

    Just so we’re 100% clear, were those shots you sent yesterday aimed at EVERYONE who supports/ visits/ comments on GBM?

  136. Harlem World Says:

    cold – you my e homie

    but stfu with these danielle steel vagina monologues

    ol prose study ass nigga

  137. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Captain Planet Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Nigga I played GoldenEye!

    That was the last shooter I took seriously (And last James Bond game)

    ^ Goldeneye is arguably the greatest shooter of all time

    I been tellin niggaz but they wont listen

  138. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    El the lil nigga askin DBO for his bike back
    His girl be suckin me off using my semen as a night cap

  139. Troyvul Says:

    I was ready to never quit weed after fupm’s weed rant.nigga hd a good point
    ^
    Summary?

  140. K1ng Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    ^^^

    are you tryna get a deal with nah right records or something? go work or something nigga…i’m getting paid to be online watchu doing with your life?

  141. el feces loco Says:

    @ Eskay:

    Just so we’re 100% clear, were those shots you sent yesterday aimed at EVERYONE who supports/ visits/ comments on GBM?

    ^
    He said you and your Italian wife could get it..he a anybody blogger killer.

    Seriously tho..why do u care about such nonsense? I seen you ask now like 5x?

  142. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    ^ Goldeneye is arguably the greatest shooter of all time

    I been tellin niggaz but they wont listen

    ^^

    no argument

    it is

    period

  143. rex hussla Says:

    *dead* at all of el feces’ keystyles

    Bricktop…don’t worry man.

    eskay wasn’t shooting at everybody, why you so concerned?

  144. Harlem World Says:

    “diamonds on my neck – diam-diamonds on my neck”

    (slow motion voice)

  145. rex hussla Says:

    all the font is bold on my screen…it’s like everybody is shouting right now

  146. cOLD Says:

    Harlem World Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    cold – you my e homie

    but stfu with these danielle steel vagina monologues

    ol prose study ass nigga

    ^ lol… aight, the mood was kind dead, so i figured I’d spark it.

  147. el feces loco Says:

    fupm at home
    playing goldeneye
    im at ya chick dome
    spray n give her a goldeneye

  148. el feces loco Says:

    are you tryna get a deal with nah right records or something? go work or something nigga…i’m getting paid to be online watchu doing with your life?

    ^
    My fault K1ng..I mistook you for one of them nahggers that make under 30k

  149. mcb Says:

    b Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    I was ready to never quit weed after fupm’s weed rant.nigga hd a good point

    ^^
    mannn

    you dont quit weed

    it quits you

  150. Captain Planet Says:

    @ Eskay:

    Just so we’re 100% clear, were those shots you sent yesterday aimed at EVERYONE who supports/ visits/ comments on GBM?

    ^
    He said you and your Italian wife could get it..he a anybody blogger killer.

    Seriously tho..why do u care about such nonsense? I seen you ask now like 5x?

    >>> HAAAAAA!!!

  151. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    spray n give her a goldeneye

    > ha!

  152. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    are you tryna get a deal with nah right records or something? go work or something nigga…i’m getting paid to be online watchu doing with your life?

    ^
    My fault K1ng..I mistook you for one of them nahggers that make under 30k

    >>> HAAAAAAAA!!!

    Feces shooting at everybody right now.

    *Ducks*

  153. el feces loco Says:

    ^ lol… aight, the mood was kind dead, so i figured I’d spark it.

    ^ Man fuck HW..that shit reads like listening to the Last Train to Paris..drop them monologues.

  154. mcb Says:

    ohh shittt.

    and so it begins

  155. Captain Planet Says:

    b Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    I was ready to never quit weed after fupm’s weed rant.nigga hd a good point

    >>> Link Up.

    ( No Noon Throwback)

  156. GMLLZ Says:

    Bricktop Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    @ Eskay:

    Just so we’re 100% clear, were those shots you sent yesterday aimed at EVERYONE who supports/ visits/ comments on GBM?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Eskay hittin him that Hov strategy…subliminal shots and then IGNORE

  157. Harlem World Says:

    Man fuck HW.

    ^^
    ???????

  158. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    ^ lol… aight, the mood was kind dead, so i figured I’d spark it.

    ^ Man fuck HW..that shit reads like listening to the Last Train to Paris..drop them monologues.

    >>>> HAAAAAAAAA!!

    Oh Laaaaaaaawwwwdddd …

  159. Captain Planet Says:

    F YOU PAY ME! Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    N64 best sytem ever created ever

    Golden Eye 64>
    Zelda 64 = Best Game ever made no discussion

    >>. it’s True.

    Honorable Mention: Mario 64.

  160. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    frio dropping vagina bombs?

  161. el feces loco Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Man fuck HW.

    ^^
    ???????

    ^
    (no literally)

  162. Captain Planet Says:

    Wiz Khalifa – When You Find >>>>>>>>>>>

    Props to the homie for throwing a ESGOAT line at the end too.

    Curren$y would have murdered that beat tho.

  163. el feces loco Says:

    kevfrescura de talco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    frio dropping vagina bombs?

    ^
    yea….Ascot and Smoking Jacket music (writings)

    HW stay in a bubble bath..trynna tell niggaz dont get soft.

  164. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Harlem World Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Man fuck HW.

    ^^
    ???????

    ^
    no, literally.

    >>> BANG! BANG!!!

    I keed, I keed!

  165. el feces loco Says:

    trynna tell niggaz dont get soft.

    *(none implied)

  166. cOLD Says:

    nintendo gamecube The adventures of Star Fox >>>

  167. Captain Planet Says:

    HW stay in a bubble bath..trynna tell niggaz dont get soft.

    >>>>> Yoooooooooo!!!!!

    *bows to feces* (NMC)

    PLEASE don’t shoot at me fam.

    You OWN this ether shit.

  168. rex hussla Says:

    *dead* fuckery friday

  169. Harlem World Says:

    someone throw me the nastradamus instrumental

    im finna go in

  170. el feces loco Says:

    lol @ CP

    you need to close that bold tag you started…

  171. Captain Planet Says:

    rex hussla Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    *dead* fuckery friday

    >>> Oh!!!

    I totally forgot!

    ETHER FRIDAY!!!!!

    *Sounds Alarm*

    Anybody can get it!!!!

  172. Captain Planet Says:

    Anybody can get it!!!!

    *(NMC)

  173. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    cOLD tryna get away from his seth logging past?

  174. Bricktop Says:

    He said you and your Italian wife could get it..he a anybody blogger killer. Seriously tho..why do u care about such nonsense? I seen you ask now like 5x?
    ^
    It’s only the second time I’ve asked. It’s a simple and very direct question that shouldn’t require much thought to answer. If my line of questioning makes people feel uncomfortable, then I’ll chill and fall back. But out of principle, if he sincerely feels that way about this commenter, then I’ll simply take my keyboard elsewhere. Simple as that. If not, then I’ll continue here and keep it moving. Some people live by principle, others don’t.

  175. Captain Planet Says:

    lol @ CP

    you need to close that bold tag you started…

    >>> Consider it done nigga.

    *Quickly runs away from battleground*

  176. mcb Says:

    and just as i skeeted, i felt a surge rush and release onto her bountiful bosoms. the woman, whose name i had not gotten, looked satisfied, as if she had just completed her studies for the semester, or a sex and the city marathon. I quickly told the lovely woman I had a business meeting to attend, and on my way out of her apartment, she realized I worked at McDonalds and fell into a deep depression. This may also be due to the fact that I felt the need to receive compensation for my services, which resulted in a sneaky acquistion of her louie wallet and cell phone. Come to think of it, it might have the been the unnecessary message I sent her husband, of my…

  177. Harlem World Says:

    el feces lusts for me – smh

  178. cOLD Says:

    cOLD tryna get away from his seth logging past?

    ^ man read the entry’s and chill. As a fellow writer, im just sparring.

  179. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    “i’m coming after whoever who has it/i’m coming after whoever, WHO HAS IT!”

  180. el feces loco Says:

    Ether Fridays is dead..niggaz too sensitive, fruity…call a nigga faggot and he’ll start to wonder if you really found out about him.

  181. Zee! Says:

    But yo the nigga Kanye show up n the nigga got a butt ass naked chinese bitch on a leash n shit. Bitch was about 4 feet tall. The nigga was wearin a silver tuxedo wit no shirt underneath

    DEAD

  182. el feces loco Says:

    But out of principle, if he sincerely feels that way about this commenter, then I’ll simply take my keyboard elsewhere. Simple as that.

    ^
    Case in point

  183. Harlem World Says:

    earl sweatshirt: dat ass >>>

    no mister cee

  184. cOLD Says:

    el feces lusts for me – smh

    ^ yo, da fuck is going on here.

  185. GMLLZ Says:

    what a fucking day…only 40 mins left…

  186. Captain Planet Says:

    cOLD Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    nintendo gamecube The adventures of Star Fox >>>

    >>> ” Playtime is OVER Star Fox ” – Star Fox Bad Guy.

  187. Harlem World Says:

    Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Artist K Koke Arrested For Attempted Murder

    ^^
    its the roc!

  188. mcb Says:

    i only lust for the dutch, but i fucks with the dust

  189. el feces loco Says:

    mcb Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    and just as i skeeted, i felt a surge rush and release onto her bountiful bosoms. the woman, whose name i had not gotten, looked satisfied, as if she had just completed her studies for the semester, or a sex and the city marathon. I quickly told the lovely woman I had a business meeting to attend, and on my way out of her apartment, she realized I worked at McDonalds and fell into a deep depression. This may also be due to the fact that I felt the need to receive compensation for my services, which resulted in a sneaky acquistion of her louie wallet and cell phone. Come to think of it, it might have the been the unnecessary message I sent her husband, of my…

    ^
    This some emmy winning shit right here

  190. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Ether Fridays is dead..niggaz too sensitive, fruity…call a nigga faggot and he’ll start to wonder if you really found out about him.

    >>> It’s true.

  191. el feces loco Says:

    Harlem World Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    el feces lusts for me – smh

    ^
    case in point

  192. cOLD Says:

    ha! Mcb

  193. Captain Planet Says:

    Some people live by principle, others don’t.

    >>> #ShotsFired @ Reckless Niggas

  194. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    call a nigga faggot and he’ll start to wonder if you really found out about him.

    > thas that cOLDmo effect.

    no cOLDmo.

  195. GMLLZ Says:

    Koke inked a joint venture contract between his own Suspect Entertainment and Hov’s Roc Nation/RCA.

    ^^^^^^^^^

    Word is that Mr. Cee is a co-founder of Suspect Entertainment.

  196. Bricktop Says:

    Eskay hittin him that Hov strategy…subliminal shots and then IGNORE
    ^
    Interesting choice of words.

  197. rex hussla Says:

    Brick it’s not that serious…he basically said he’s got love to those who show love. Obviously he’s not cool with Amp and JiHad JiHad…

    SMH at myself

  198. cOLD Says:

    we can get ether friday poppin. I got a hour left at the spot

    CP I will smack you so hard all you seeds will be born deformed. (c) I forget who.

  199. el feces loco Says:

    due to the fact that I felt the need to receive compensation for my services, which resulted in a sneaky acquistion of her louie wallet

    ^
    Yo cOLD he comin for your crown as top NR author

  200. Mr. Miogi Says:

    *daps all*

    *dips like AZ in Belly*

  201. Captain Planet Says:

    cOLD Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    we can get ether friday poppin. I got a hour left at the spot

    CP I will smack you so hard all you seeds will be born deformed. (c) I forget who.

    >>> #WOOOOOOO!!!

  202. Harlem World Says:

    Koke inked a joint venture contract between his own Suspect Entertainment and Hov’s Roc

    ^^
    yo ..yo

    *steps away from keyboard*

  203. rex hussla Says:

    this goes out to those who type hard or type soft [ll] (c) fux

  204. el feces loco Says:

    Mr. Miogi Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    *daps all*

    *dips like AZ in Belly*

    ^
    I don’t like that shit

  205. Captain Planet Says:

    Cold’s girl is such a champ … the way she take it on the chin (c) Forgot Who

  206. cOLD Says:

    Kev I will personally come to boston and smack fiya outta the entire certified 1plummet

  207. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    mcb tried to offer me some meat last night, true story, no cOLDmo.

    i had to decline with a brazen blank stare tho.

  208. Captain Planet Says:

    cold’s girl get athletic and use my dick like a half-pipe.

  209. Captain Planet Says:

    cold never messed with his girl’s asshole.

    I did.

  210. rex hussla Says:

    Mr. Miogi sounds like somebody who’d ride shotgun on the back of his homie’s motorcycle

  211. el feces loco Says:

    CP felt no threat or wary when the mob promised him they’d have him sleeping with the fishes…he reasoned they were just joking with him because he lived on a houseboat.

  212. Zee! Says:

    But yo then the nigga Ye bitch…the naked chinese broad on the leash starts whylin nahmean. Word yo the bitch growlin n shit. Out of nowhere the bitch jumps up on the ceiling nahmeans. Thats my word n the bitch crawlin around on the ceiling n walls growlin n shit. Niggas is runnin out the studio n that nigga Ne-Yo like a sittin duck nahmeans.

  213. Captain Planet Says:

    EFL = the Black Jack Nicholson.

    His old ass still try to be charming with the ladies.

    He got only one Jamaican dread left all the way in the back, but he whip that shit like Will Smith seed.

  214. K1ng Says:

    Mr. Miogi sounds like somebody who’d ride shotgun on the back of his homie’s motorcycle

    ^^^

    mrceefanclub.com

  215. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    the working psychology of cOLDmotionality will have you second guessing your poon activity & request phallic atrocities most confusing to the hereto male.

  216. Captain Planet Says:

    EFL and Morgan Freeman got beef.

    They were both trying to get at Rosa Parks when she had the fame from that seat shit.

  217. Mr. Miogi Says:

    *Back like I left something*

    Why dudes proud to be messing with girl’s assholes?

    Anal sex is homo.

    FUPM is a prophet…niggaz is homo

  218. mcb Says:

    Now for the exciting conclusion of the tale:

    dick.

    the end

  219. big_seth Says:

    K1ng Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    goldeneye

    ^

    *sigh* ..that game was the shit back in elimentary. half these niggas don’t even know about that.

    *Daps Seth of being a OG Gamer
    ^^

    Goldeneye aint even THAT OG

    I was playin games since Atari, NES, the Master System & Turbo Graphix16

  220. Nah'sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:

    Hey Guys!!!!!!!!

  221. Captain Planet Says:

    Anal sex is homo.

    >>> If it’s a chick it ain’t homo.

    Who learned these niggas?!?!

  222. el feces loco Says:

    Mr Miogi so dumb he thought a lap band was niggaz that played music at a lap dance.

  223. GMLLZ Says:

    EFL and Morgan Freeman got beef.

    They were both trying to get at Rosa Parks when she had the fame from that seat shit.

    ^^^^^^

    Grandpa from Boondocks was beefing over that shit too

  224. GMLLZ Says:

    Nah’sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Hey Guys!!!!!!!!

    ^^^^^

    Stereotypical white guy entrance

  225. K1ng Says:

    Captain Planet Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Anal sex is homo.

    >>> If it’s a chick it ain’t homo.

    Who learned these niggas?!?!

    ^^

    he tryna convince niggas he ain’t mr. cee

  226. Mr. Miogi Says:

    rex hussla Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Mr. Miogi sounds like somebody who’d ride shotgun on the back of his homie’s motorcycle
    ^^

    Bet Rex hussla’s girl looks like the thing from under the bridge

  227. big_seth Says:

    I’m like a REAL mufuckin nerdy gamer.

    Games, bitches & hip hop described me since elementary.

    I didn’t have a lot of bitches, but I wanted em. LOL

  228. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    i tried to fall back on my necrophilia fetish but feces mom gives great headstone.

  229. Captain Planet Says:

    Mr. Miogi is FUPM best disciple.

    He’s almost mastered the balance of talking about pussy and not getting it.

  230. el feces loco Says:

    Video: CP watches CyHi Da Prynce as he Watches Himself on The Mo’Nique show

  231. cOLD Says:

    cp girl thinks given up the ass, means snitching him out to popo

  232. mcb Says:

    kevfrescura de talco Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    i tried to fall back on my necrophilia fetish but feces mom gives great headstone.

    ^^
    *dead*
    *dead at dead*

  233. Captain Planet Says:

    GMLLZ Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Nah’sOnlyWhiteBoy Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Hey Guys!!!!!!!!

    ^^^^^

    Stereotypical white guy entrance

    >>> It’s true.

    NOWB hate eskay so much he wants to fuck him in the ass so he can make fun of him for being gay.

  234. big_seth Says:

    What you niggas know about Bonk, Keith Courage & RC Pro AM?

    What you dudes know about Karnov & Kung Fu

    What you know about mufuggin 2D metroid & the side scrolling Zelda 2, the adventure of link.

    LOL

  235. el feces loco Says:

    “Gat dayumm you ugly”- Mister Cee after seeing Kev’s mom but right before picking up the tranny

  236. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Video: CP watches CyHi Da Prynce as he Watches Himself on The Mo’Nique show

    >>>>>> HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  237. big_seth Says:

    You niggas aint mufuggin Battletoads.

    You don’t know shit about no gauntlet & shit.

    niggas think they know double dragon & shit.

  238. GMLLZ Says:

    Alex Godriguez strikes again….lets get it Yanks!!!!!!

  239. el feces loco Says:

    Kev’s mom knew he was gon be ugly by the way he tasted

  240. Zee! Says:

    Legendary Axe FTW

  241. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Captain Planet Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Anal sex is homo.

    >>> If it’s a chick it ain’t homo.

    Who learned these niggas?!?!

    ^^

    Captain Planet looks like he was the guest of honor at any Homofest

    Wonder why you chose that name?

  242. Captain Planet Says:

    FUPM taught Mr. Miogi how to fuck bitches.

    Mr. Miogi still can’t sit down right.

  243. cOLD Says:

    CP girl be ass clapping her calf muscle fat.

  244. Bricktop Says:

    EFL = Costner
    Eskay = Whitney

  245. GMLLZ Says:

    DAMN…..lol at them showing the all-time HR leaders list and not even including Bonds on that shit

  246. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    feces got a humidifier full of semen in his room at the nursing home.

  247. el feces loco Says:

    FUPM taught Mr. Miogi how to fuck bitches.

    Mr. Miogi still can’t sit down right.

    ^
    giROFFFF

  248. Captain Planet Says:

    cOLD Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    CP girl be ass clapping her calf muscle fat.

    >>> haaaaaa!!!

  249. el feces loco Says:

    cOLD Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    CP girl be ass clapping her calf muscle fat.

    ^
    aww man (c)Murder

  250. mcb Says:

    you was off playing double dragon,
    i had yo bitch with me, in the red wagon,

    nah i played double dragon tho

  251. big_seth Says:

    Niggas aint no fuckin altered beasts & shit.

    You kizzas aint skate or die like that.

  252. cOLD Says:

    FUPM taught Mr. Miogi how to fuck bitches.

    Mr. Miogi still can’t sit down right.

    ^ *fights THOR*

  253. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    CP girl be ass clapping her calf muscle fat

    > lol. wow that reads nasty as fuck!

  254. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Captain Planet Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Mr. Miogi is FUPM best disciple.

    He’s almost mastered the balance of talking about pussy and not getting it.

    ^

    Captain Planet’s fossilized his dick in his hand.

    He buys memberships to porn sites

  255. mcb Says:

    she impressed, the way my feet draggin,
    said i got height, what you been lackin,

  256. Bricktop Says:

    Eskay = Ted Dibiasi
    EFL = Virgil/ Brother Love

  257. big_seth Says:

    You don’t know how to get infinite lives on super Mario bros.

    You don’t know shit about up up down down left right left right B A start

    you dont know level select on Sonic the hedgehog like that.

  258. cOLD Says:

    Captain Planet’s fossilized his dick in his hand.

    He buys memberships to porn sites

    ^ not certain why this made me chuckle

  259. GMLLZ Says:

    bossip.com/366905/racist-white-lady-yells-at-kids-and-says-shes-tired-of-blacks-whites-and-asians-hanging-out-video69691/

    ^^^^^^

    And niggaz thought racism was dead

  260. Captain Planet Says:

    When I gave cold’s girl a facial she said she’s never done that before.

    I asked what cold usually does.

    She said he usually runs to the corner and cries to Lady Gaga’s ” Born This Way “

  261. Mr. Miogi Says:

    GMLLZ Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    bossip.com/366905/racist-white-lady-yells-at-kids-and-says-shes-tired-of-blacks-whites-and-asians-hanging-out-video69691/

    ^^^^^^

    And niggaz thought racism was dead

    ^^^

    This shit was fucking hilarious, caught that on Worldstar.

  262. el feces loco Says:

    Bricktop girl chew gum to help her keep from smoking dicks

  263. cOLD Says:

    When I gave cold’s girl a facial she said she’s never done that before.

    I asked what cold usually does.

    She said he usually runs to the corner and cries to Lady Gaga’s ” Born This Way

    ^ roff I tried to give you girl a facial, but she has a no no child left behind policy and swallows erything.

  264. mcb Says:

    as long as stupidy and ignorance exist…

  265. cOLD Says:

    Bricktop girl chew gum to help her keep from smoking dicks

    ^ bumba…

  266. Captain Planet Says:

    Cold girl came home one day and fucked him like a pornstar.

    He asked her what was up, she told him it must be the Captain.

    He still thinks she meant Morgan.

  267. cOLD Says:

    cp girl is a walking cum rag the whore.

  268. Captain Planet Says:

    roff I tried to give you girl a facial, but she has a no no child left behind policy and swallows erything.

    >>> Wooo!!!

  269. mcb Says:

    cOLD Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    When I gave cold’s girl a facial she said she’s never done that before.

    I asked what cold usually does.

    She said he usually runs to the corner and cries to Lady Gaga’s ” Born This Way

    ^ roff I tried to give you girl a facial, but she has a no no child left behind policy and swallows erything.

    ^^^
    well its bee good, i would have liked to finish a couple things, but this is it for me. nice knowing yall.
    *lays down on Mass Pike, wearing all yankee gear*

  270. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    cOLDs girl tongue is a peen conveyor belt.

  271. cOLD Says:

    how your girl burp semen. bitch got sweaty balls plumes surrounding her

  272. rex hussla Says:

    Mr. Miogi is upset that Mr. Cee just got exposed because now he’s lost his #1 customer

  273. Captain Planet Says:

    cold be fucking his girl in the Scream mask.

  274. Captain Planet Says:

    I’m the reason cold’s girl acne cleared up.

    *daps*

  275. mcb Says:

    Captain Planet Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    cold be fucking his girl in the Scream mask.

    ^^^
    *takes idea for future one nighter*

    ill put that on just as i skeet.

  276. rex hussla Says:

    Antoine Dodson told Mr Miogi to chill and stop being so flamboyant

  277. cOLD Says:

    kevs girl has a t-shirt saying it sucks to be me, with an arrow pointing to kev saying but he sucks for free.

  278. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Rex is taking a half day from work so he can see Oprah’s last show

  279. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    bitch got sweaty balls plumes surrounding her

    >BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

  280. cOLD Says:

    Antoine Dodson told Mr Miogi to chill and stop being so flamboyant

    ^ roffle paint chips and synide soda

  281. GMLLZ Says:

    Ciara got it in that Ride video>>>>

  282. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    yo i’m *DEAD!*

    “sweaty balls plumes”

  283. Captain Planet Says:

    Mr. Cee broke Mr. Miogi’s heart.

    He thought they were serious.

  284. cOLD Says:

    Rex is taking a half day from work so he can see Oprah’s last show

    ^ speaking of TV shows, CP’s girl one an award for filthiest slore to appear on maury show.

  285. el feces loco Says:

    lol Rex
    lol cOLD
    lol all this

    ethervicious

  286. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Captain Planet asks Cee if they can still do the Friday Night Finish…

  287. Captain Planet Says:

    cold’s girl said when things get boring(ALWAYS), he tells her to bust out the strap-on.

  288. el feces loco Says:

    GMLLZ wifey been all over..if she give you head you get free WIFI

  289. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    cOLDs girl got a rabbits foot hanging from her asshole.

  290. cOLD Says:

    when the news about Mr Cee broke, CP was quoted as saying one more neck from man, is a giant neck for fag kind.

  291. rex hussla Says:

    Mr. Cee skipped on picking up Mr. Miogi on that fateful night…he said his adam’s apple was too feminine

  292. Captain Planet Says:

    Mr. Cee named the Noon Throwback after Mr. Miogi.

  293. cOLD Says:

    cOLDs girl got a rabbits foot hanging from her asshole.

    ^ oh shit!

  294. rex hussla Says:

    *dead* at free wifi LMAOOO

  295. Captain Planet Says:

    cold’s dildo collection bigger than his girls.

  296. Captain Planet Says:

    cold’s girl slaps him and calls him a dirty slut.

  297. el feces loco Says:

    cOLD’s girl calls having sex “going to the comedy club”

  298. Captain Planet Says:

    cold makes love to Rolling Papers.

  299. cOLD Says:

    CP enjoys watching porn with his girl, except when niggas finish on her face, she makes him clean it off.

  300. why? Says:

    hypebeast.com/2011/04/madlibs-trash-is-another-mans-treasure/

    ^

    Man…

  301. mcb Says:

    (NR commenter name)’s girl is real worried about the govt shutdown, her 3 best customers are senators…

  302. Captain Planet Says:

    cold only watches midget porn.

  303. el feces loco Says:

    You can fuck CP’s wife if you want..just keep feeding her raw hot dogs thru the chain link fence for a month

  304. cOLD Says:

    cold’s girl slaps him and calls him a dirty slut.

    ^ I laughed

  305. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Mr. Cee, Richard Jefferson, Antoine Dobson, Chingy, and Ricky Martin combine their powers to make Captain Planet

  306. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    lmao

  307. Captain Planet Says:

    cold’s girl tucks him in his Toy Bugatti Bed.

  308. el feces loco Says:

    CP enjoys watching porn with his girl, except when niggas finish on her face, she makes him clean it off.

    ^
    Oh shit I think he sniped him…he hit cuz…look for the blood trail.

  309. Captain Planet Says:

    You can fuck CP’s wife if you want..just keep feeding her raw hot dogs thru the chain link fence for a month

    >>>>> Yoooooooooo!!!

  310. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    el feces girl puss got braille bumps on it for eating instructions.

  311. Mr. Miogi Says:

    Yall niggaz be good, this was fun. I’m out!

    – Rex’s Sister last night

    But for real…peace nahggers

  312. Captain Planet Says:

    Mr. Miogi STILL looking for lil black boys to teach things to.

  313. el feces loco Says:

    Mr. Cee, Richard Jefferson, Antoine Dobson, Chingy, and Ricky Martin combine their powers to make Captain Planet

    ^
    *point blank range*

  314. koa29 Says:

    i Got 1200 KICKS, got them bitches straight from JAPAN, (No Radioactivity)

  315. Captain Planet Says:

    EFL girl told me she only fuck that old nigga for his money.

  316. cOLD Says:

    lmao niggas is silly.

  317. mcb Says:

    CP was appy to hear his girls best friend was “that dick”
    she was llooking at my picture message….

  318. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    cOLDs girl puss is snow resurrected in the physical.

  319. el feces loco Says:

    Kev think they call him bi sexual cause he only have sex twice a year

  320. Captain Planet Says:

    Me and EFL girl waiting for a heart attack or stroke.

    After that nigga dies we buying GBM.

  321. el feces loco Says:

    CP girl be fucking niggaz so that her tampon can stay in

  322. Captain Planet Says:

    EFL drive an Oldsmobile with his #BifocalSwag

  323. cOLD Says:

    cOLDs girl puss is snow resurrected in the physical.

    ^ smh

    Kevs girl puss has a play at your own risk sign she swacked from the arcade

  324. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    CP girl be fucking niggaz so that her tampon can stay in

    >>> Oh Lawwwwwwwwdddd!!

  325. cOLD Says:

    CP girl be fucking niggaz so that her tampon can stay in

    ^ christ.

  326. cOLD Says:

    you take kevs girl pants down it makes the sound arcade games make when you insert a quarter

  327. cOLD Says:

    pull the panties down it makes the jingle for pac man

  328. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    shabooty.com/2011/04/07/funk-master-flex-goes-in-on-howard-stern-and-howard-stern-responds-back-to-him-4-7-11-audio.php

  329. el feces loco Says:

    CP eat so much pussy his tongue bleeds once a month

  330. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    feces pushes a vibrating hoveround.

  331. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Captain Planet Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Mr. Miogi is FUPM best disciple.
    He’s almost mastered the balance of talking
    about pussy and not getting it.

    ^BANG!

  332. Captain Planet Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    CP eat so much pussy his tongue bleeds once a month

    >>> Oh SHit!!!

  333. cOLD Says:

    when Kevs hungry, he just eat the yeast of his girls puss. that bitch was offered work by wonder bread company

  334. Captain Planet Says:

    EFL girl comments on nah when EFL giving her the business

  335. el feces loco Says:

    Kev’s girl has bleeding gums..Raw Spillage calls it “running the red light”

  336. Captain Planet Says:

    Last time EFl girl had the Big O, Oscar Robertson played basketball.

  337. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    cOLDs girls genitals were designed by seth.

  338. Harlem World Says:

    howard stern >>>

  339. big_seth Says:

    el feces loco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    CP eat so much pussy his tongue bleeds once a month
    ^^

    DEAD tho

  340. el feces loco Says:

    lol @ ya’ll hahaha yoooooo

    cOLDs girls genitals were designed by seth.

    ^
    muerto

  341. why? Says:

    Flex needs to STFU…

  342. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    feces sucks metamucil out his home health aides titty.

  343. cOLD Says:

    why? Says:

    April 8th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Flex needs to STFU…

    ^ so do you. STFU.

  344. Captain Planet Says:

    eskay = el feces loco.

  345. why? Says:

    Oh and what kind of dude records Flex talking shit about Howard Stern?

  346. el feces loco Says:

    Seth tried to photoshop me out of his girls pussy

  347. Captain Planet Says:

    Seth tried to photoshop me out of his girls pussy

    >>>> Heee Heee!

  348. why? Says:

    so do you. STFU.

    ^

    Just STFU Cold. STFU…

  349. el feces loco Says:

    Kev sells weed by hand..I mean he literally breaks off a bud and puts it in your hands.

  350. mcb Says:

    i feel for ya girl, she went to the church looking for coupons, cuz she read Jesus Saves

  351. Harlem World Says:

    _____>>>> funk flex

  352. Captain Planet Says:

    why? been confused since he walked in on me and his girl and saw the size of my ____.

  353. Cypher Says:

    Lmao… Yo somebody snatched my screen name over a GBM… Smh

  354. Captain Planet Says:

    Cypher Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Lmao… Yo somebody snatched my screen name over a GBM… Smh

    >>> how do we know this is the real you then? …

    * Eyes everyone suspiciously *

  355. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    mcb is dyslexic & tells bitches they the man.

  356. cOLD Says:

    Lmao… Yo somebody snatched my screen name over a GBM… Smh

    ^ oh so that wasn’t you?… damn. I think jihad is take measures to stop to fuckery.

  357. why? Says:

    kevfrescura de talco Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    mcb is dyslexic & tells bitches they the man.

    ^

    OH SHIT….

  358. rex hussla Says:

    yoooo…E can you copy and paste what Howard and Flex were saying? [ll]

  359. Captain Planet Says:

    Cypher said: April 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    *Diddy bops*

    >>> That wasn’t you fam?

  360. cOLD Says:

    yoooo…E can you copy and paste what Howard and Flex were saying

    cosign

  361. mcb Says:

    i asked kev if he had his 1040 all set..
    then he pulled out a case of OE

  362. cOLD Says:

    any good flicks recommendations?

  363. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    i asked kev if he had his 1040 all set.. then he pulled out a case of OE

    > lol! okay den!

  364. el feces loco Says:

    no child left behind was the JOTD.

    fun sparring wit ya’ll today,

    I gotta go..hot oralsex date with CP’s girl… gotta hurry before the chloraseptic wears off then Kev’s girl gon know I was cheating when she smells my dick at the front door, then she gon call cOLD’s wifey and they all gon wanna fuck separately after they fuck me up together.

    *daps*

  365. cOLD Says:

    mcb you got finals coming up no? Well so does ya girl, I’m bout to finish her

  366. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    any good flicks recommendations?

    >fam. limitless is that deal. for real.

  367. el feces loco Says:

    mcb Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    i asked kev if he had his 1040 all set..
    then he pulled out a case of OE
    ^
    *laughin as i leave*

  368. cOLD Says:

    *daps el*

  369. Captain Planet Says:

    *daps feces*

  370. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    What would be even more awesome is Cyhi watching himself on Nahright watching himself on Mo’niques show.

    That would be meta on like 4 different levels.

  371. cOLD Says:

    limitless is that deal. for real.

    ^ I figured this shit was gonna be proper… I might make this happen this wknd.

  372. Cypher Says:

    Cypher said: April 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    *Diddy bops*

    >>> That wasn’t you fam?

    ^
    that’s what’s funny that was me… I left to go do some other shit and from 1:48 on it’s some other nigga, that nigga pulled some replicant shit to. cOLD and Jihad none the wiser.

  373. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    yoooo…E can you copy and paste what Howard and Flex were saying? [ll]

    ^
    I don’t have the transcripts but Stern hasn’t even started talking about Flex yet (I’m barely listening to the first clip on that site)

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