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Wiz Khalifa – Big Screen

New Wiz of unknown origin. A snippet was out a while back, but here’s the full, no tags.

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Props: EastExclusives

show wuz great…finna rest up n catch this private flight to pittsburgh to perform at the afc championship #blackandyellowless than a minute ago via web

^I hear that.

After the jump, Wiz brings out Amber Rose during a performance of “Black & Yellow”.



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331 Responses to “Wiz Khalifa – Big Screen”

  1. Instru-mental AKA Darth Vader AKA Your Father Says:

    Lol I’m sorry, did this nigga bring out ol’ girl that’s been used up by at least 2 of his peers? Most niggas finna bring out someone they made a jawn with, but maybe that’s just me…

  2. sarjo1988 Says:

    cant hate on this dude hittin all these groupies, but wtf was the point of bringin this bitch out? …he should know better, bitches jus playin

  3. Jerry Nice Says:

    Song is absoloute trash

  4. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    lol @ the young bul stuntin. i ain mad at him.

    he already had to know yeezy taught her & still posted up with her like fuck what a hater feel.

    thas hip hop!

  5. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    “screamin thas nuthin, when i pull up out the lot thas stuntin!”

    & i’ont even fux with dudes music but i co sign the sentiment.

  6. koa29 Says:

    yo the Chris Rock bit of Blame Game was the GOAT amber rose ether

    ppl runnin around sayin wiz got seconds and shit… fuck all that …wiz doin his thing

  7. Mag Says:

    Cant wait for the Jets to dead the Black and Yellow.

  8. Cypher Says:

    yo the Chris Rock bit of Blame Game was the GOAT amber rose ether

    ppl runnin around sayin wiz got seconds and shit… fuck all that …wiz doin his thing

    ^
    This.. besides ya’ll actin like regular chicks aint just as ran thru as Amber…

    Besides if you gotta dick down one of these star skanks.. Amber Rose>>>>

    That Bitch chick at least knows how to keep her mouth shut

  9. Hopp Says:

    lol @ needin’ a reason to walk a phat ass on stage.

  10. Smooth Says:

    This.. besides ya’ll actin like regular chicks aint just as ran thru as Amber…

    ^^^^

    THIS!! the average club rat chick is a million time more skanky than amber rose…the average club chick will grind on 5 different dudes everytime she goes out, ppl whos names she doesnt evn know/remember
    Amber Rose prolly wont even talk to you if ur not a high profile celeb..so at least she has standards

  11. 57 Live Says:

    u niggas musta 4got amber rose used 2 be a stripper.100 times more skankier than ur average skank

  12. MissInfo.tv » New Music: Wiz Khalifa “Big Screen” Says:

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  13. Deen Says:

    Wiz won.

    Look at that stallion bitch strut on stage with that juicy ass.

    Hate on that at your own risk.

  14. Assassin Says:

    The majority of women are either skank or skeez..whether it was before you, while with you or it’s gonna be after you..its human nature

  15. The Cool Says:

    The Other Guys >>>

    Lottery Ticket >>>

  16. Danny Ocean Says:

    Lottery Ticket >>>

    ^^.wasn’t nearly as terrible as I thought it would be.

  17. Danny Ocean Says:

    Look at that stallion bitch strut on stage with that juicy ass.

    ^^
    females in general in black tights & leggings >

    Amber Rose in black tights & leggings >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  18. Cypher Says:

    u niggas musta 4got amber rose used 2 be a stripper.100 times more skankier than ur average skank

    ^
    Smh…. Niggas is amateurs. Strippers aren’t as skanky as you think.

    It’s easier to fuck a bitch at the club then it is to fuck a stripper… Unless you trickin, and even then you trick on a average bitch she will give up the puss just as easily

  19. The Cool Says:

    Lottery Ticket >>>

    ^^.wasn’t nearly as terrible as I thought it would be.

    ^
    plus it had naturi naughton and tierra marie

  20. Cypher Says:

    Btw I’m drunk as fuck see y’all niggras on lwh…

    Shoutout to Cheryl… You did your thing tonight, I’m at your neck tmw

  21. Danny Ocean Says:

    50 Cent — Sunday Morning >>>

  22. Hoskins Says:

    Hate to see her go, but love to see her walk away

  23. b Says:

    If I ain’t a thug why do I feel this way ,why does crime stay on my mind,and if u ain’t a thug,why do u front so bad ,cuz u’z a bitch ass cat inside

  24. b Says:

    G o d father part 3 qbc sip lime bacartee

  25. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Wiz Khalifa is absoloute trash

    ^^

    *fixed*

  26. b Says:

    It’s truth or dare only the chosen move sincere keep the youth aware pass on jewels as souvenirs

  27. Jersey*made*me Says:

    LMAO & SMH @ me DVR’ing the replay of Chicago/Green Bay on NFL Network yesterday thinking it was the REAL game. I was in this bitch yelling and cheering and all,only to wake up to ESPN talking bout the upcoming Bears/Packers game TODAY.

    I fell off.

  28. Remixznflow Says:

    Jersey*Shore* Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 11:10 am

    ^
    idiot…

    smh…

  29. Remixznflow Says:

    I fell off dudes dick…

    ^
    wyldmo…

    smh…

  30. Jersey*made*me Says:

    deviantwetbackfantasies.com is ———————>

    What time you wanna get dropped off in front of Home Depot essay?

  31. Remixznflow Says:

    essay?

    ^
    oh…

    we writing term papers now?

    i see…

    *daps jers*

  32. b Says:

    It ain’t about rich and po it’s about rich and po,understand I’m here to get this doe.yall niggas get off my dick ,I’ll let you eat after i get off my brick. That camel was a beast

  33. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps MexPoFlo*

    Yo Remix, I asked for some hardcore violent kick a nigga in his teeth rap yesterday and I just realized the void. This emo neo R&B shit done took over. I had to dig in the crates for some aggressive content. Lox,M.O.P.,Fif,DMX,are truly missed.

  34. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO @ “essay”

    ese’ > essay

    *dead* at Jersey making popcorn and sitting down cheering diligently at rerun games…

    smh @ Kevin Durant beatin the Knicks … ol “Rog” from What’s Happenin’ lookin ass nigga

  35. Remixznflow Says:

    I had to dig in the crates for some aggressive content. Lox,M.O.P.,Fif,DMX,are truly missed.

    ^
    i was bending corners last night to that zip D_block circulated…

    best of MOP and P…

    50 was the last of that kind of content…

  36. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    jerz be suffering from hot flashes cuz his crotch be hemorrhaging. poz.

  37. Jersey*made*me Says:

    That camel was a beast

    ^^

    Yeah he was. Who woulda thunk he would be doing features asking why everybody hates him,mooching off the kid with the backpack and the Rocky dennis jawline that Carlene told to buy two tickets.

  38. Remixznflow Says:

    i already started cookin for the first game…

    beers on deck…

    imma be white boy wasted by 7…

  39. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *dead* at Jersey making popcorn and sitting down cheering diligently at rerun games…

    ^^

    LMAO, I was pausing that shit running to piss and everything. The funny thing was I didn’t peep niggas ain’t have on coats or nothing. Lovey Smith only had on a sweat jacket,smh.

    Chicago stay below freezing in January.

  40. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps kev and RJ*

    $50 paypal says these niggas won’t beef today.

  41. Remixznflow Says:

    smh @ Kevin Durant beatin the Knicks … ol “Rog” from What’s Happenin’ lookin ass nigga

    ^
    LOL

    ERRYBODY was drunk last night…

    “ITS A CELEBRATION!!!”

  42. Jersey*made*me Says:

    best of MOP and P…

    ^^
    Prodigy or Sean Price?

  43. hl Says:

    Rocky dennis jawline

    ^^^^^

    lmao

  44. Black Brokaw Says:

    2 words for you nerds

    Bear Down!

  45. Jackson7 Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 11:35 am
    i already started cookin for the first game…

    beers on deck…

    ———————

    ^this nigga white

    tailgating in his backyard and whatnot

  46. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    imma be white boy wasted by 7…

    > as if being a drunk mexican isn’t unruly enough.

    break.com/usercontent/2010/5/14/drunk-mexican-dance-awesome-1836837

  47. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I used to read this book called Rooftop Mystery in school. Swear fo God Kevin Durant got the same peas in his head as the lil black kid in this book.

    SWEARFOGOD

  48. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO, I was pausing that shit running to piss and everything. The funny thing was I didn’t peep niggas ain’t have on coats or nothing. Lovey Smith only had on a sweat jacket,smh.

    ———————-

    LOLOL

    this nigga was like, “damn… they sho’liz gettin some good weather in Chicago..ima plan a winter vacation there…and play some golf”

  49. Jersey*made*me Says:

    break.com/usercontent/2010/5/14/drunk-mexican-dance-awesome-1836837

    ^^

    *floor*

  50. hl Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    I used to read this book called Rooftop Mystery in school.

    ^^^^^

    *googles*

    s.ecrater.com/stores/9249/456c5fc070633_9249n.jpg

    *tears*

  51. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    can’t even be mad at the kid….

    u can tell him puss rate done went up and he aint use to it so he making rookie mistakes

    he’ll learn with time

  52. charles oakley Says:

    *daps all*

    CHI Bulls >>>>>

    CHI Bears >>

    Packers have a better team, but not by much, plus they are on the road. Regardless, #anygivensunday always applies.

  53. Jackson7 Says:

    the kid with the backpack and the Rocky dennis jawline that Carlene told to buy two tickets

    —————

    LMAO

    kanye West look like a bobblehead doll of kanye west

  54. charles oakley Says:

    Knicks have fallen and they can’t get up, pause. Someone call the amba lamps.

  55. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ecrater.co.uk/p/518793/the-rooftop-mystery-1968-hcdj-i-can

    ^^

    Say this ain’t Kevin Durant’s same exact haircut.

  56. Jackson7 Says:

    i just saw “A Night At The Museum 2”

    wtf?

    Amy Adams >>>>>>

    no OJSimpson

  57. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @hl

    LMAO,you’s a fool b!

  58. Jackson7 Says:

    charles oakley Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Knicks have fallen and they can’t get up, pause. Someone call the Denver Nuggets with several olive branches and 1st round picks

    *fixed*

  59. Jackson7 Says:

    Wiz Khalifah is trash..

    this video clip is trash..

    amber Rose is terribly overrated … she looks like that hybrid human/animal test tube baby broad from “Splice”..

    black & yellow as a song is trash…

    wiz lakisha and lil wayne both need to pull they britches up… thats overt prison yard homosexual signifying swag… hasnt nobody told these lil niggas?.. or are they signifying on purpose?…

    niggas is straightup sissies… i dont care what broads they front with when the cameras rolling…

  60. sarjo1988 Says:

    damn jackson, u angry today

  61. charles oakley Says:

    Nasir >>>>

  62. Remixznflow Says:

    @Jers

    Prodigy…

  63. Jackson7 Says:

    damn jackson, u angry today

    —————

    im not angry at all… im feeling great…

    im just making an observation…

    you cant or like or approve of everything… thats life..

  64. Jersey*made*me Says:

    wiz lakisha

    ^^

    *done*

  65. charles oakley Says:

    Devin Hester will run one back today…..

    It Was Written…..

  66. Rajon Trondo Says:

    Devin Hester will run one back today…..

    It Was Written…..

    ^
    no. they won’t kick to him.. they would be stupid to do that..

    *daps all around*

  67. Jackson7 Says:

    Ray Felton falling off just like Chris Duhon used to fall off at the halfway point of the season while with the Knicks…

    D’Antoni’s system is running niggas into the dirt…

    by March, ALL these niggas gonna be disabled.. Stoudemire, Felton, Chandler…

    just like David Lee and Chris Duhon used to…

  68. Jersey*made*me Says:

    The Top 5 LIES Women Tell

    (5) I Don’t Usually Do This
    (4) I Am Independent
    (3) You Are The Only One
    (2) I’m The Realest I Always Keep It 100
    (1) I’m Wifey Material

  69. Jackson7 Says:

    *today*

    Packers > Bears

    Steelers > jets

  70. piggadells Says:

    damn wiz.. sloppy 2nds to the fullest.. bringin out ol’ girl thats already been involved with mad rappers,(ed lover voice) c’mon son.
    AND
    autotune?!? really? havent you heard the blueprint 3?

  71. Jersey*made*me Says:

    D’Antoni’s system is running niggas into the dirt…

    ^^

    Starbury BEEN told niggas

  72. charles oakley Says:

    Green Bay has the 30th ranked special teams unit in the NFL. That’s bad. Bad meaning bad, not bad meaning good.

    Bears 27…..

    Green Bay 24…..

    It Was Typed…..

  73. Hoskins Says:

    Durant don’t give a damn, all he does is play ball

    You’ll never see him with a hair brush, some proactiv

    Wont see him lifting weights

    barely has enough time to eat

  74. Jackson7 Says:

    Matthews Jr. gonna sack Cutler and/or force him into some INTs…

    Jets aint gonna be able to run the ball against Pittsburgh, and Sanchez aint gonna be able to do enough to win..

  75. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    (2) I’m The Realest I Always Keep It 100

    > i despise this one the most.

  76. Black Brokaw Says:

    charles oakley Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Devin Hester will run one back today…..

    It Was Written…..

    ^
    That 23 make they chest hurt

    They kick away cuz they dont wanna get Hesterrrrrrr’d

    Blue & Orange blue & orange blue & orange blue & orange

  77. charles oakley Says:

    Cosine j7, NYK has players, no doubt, but only playing 7 players a night can not be sustained over an 82 game season. Especially at the pace they play.

  78. Jersey*made*me Says:

    barely has enough time to eat

    ^^

    word to Free J

  79. Jackson7 Says:

    Hoskins Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Durant don’t give a damn, all he does is play ball

    You’ll never see him with a hair brush, some proactiv

    Wont see him lifting weights

    barely has enough time to eat

    —————–

    LOL…

    that nigga look like he wakes up every morning with flies around his nose and mouth…

    waiting for red cross helicopters to drop off bags of rice…

    ol UNICEF lookin ass nigga…

    he can ball though…fuck a meals on wheels …

  80. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Packers 34

    Bears 21

    #Nahstradamus

  81. Jersey*made*me Says:

    (5) I Don’t Usually Do This

    ^^

    I hate this one the most. I mean,i’m not the average nigga by no stretch,but I ain’t the only nigga that know his way to Olive garden either. Bitch any nigga that buy you that 15.99 Tour Of Italy can get this pussy,stop lying.

  82. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Steelers 17

    Jets 10

    #Nahstradamus

  83. Jackson7 Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    The Top 5 LIES Women Tell

    (5) I Don’t Usually Do This
    (4) I Am Independent
    (3) You Are The Only One
    (2) I’m The Realest I Always Keep It 100
    (1) I’m Wifey Material

    ————-

    *keeps going*

    (6) i HATE drama
    (7) i dont think i can get pregnant
    (8) yeah Baby, ill watch the game with you
    (9) hell yeah, i can cook.. what you talmbout
    (10) im not materialistic

  84. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    i actually want the jets to win so they can suffer a humiliating crushing defeat on bowl day.

  85. el feces loco Says:

    *daps*

    LF: I think I made this bitch love me..how do I get out of it while still keeping access to the pussy?

    The Top 5 LIES Women Tell

    (5) I Don’t Usually Do This
    (4) You wasnt all that
    (3) Let me borrow $$..ill give it back to you (if you dont forget after i give u some pussy)
    (2) I would never do you like that…but he deserved it
    (1) I’m Pregnant..it’s yours

  86. el feces loco Says:

    i actually want the jets to win so they can suffer a humiliating crushing defeat on bowl day.

    ^^
    i39.tinypic.com/v6r7e1.jpg

  87. Jersey*made*me Says:

    The Steelers ALWAYS seem to find a way. Mike Tomlin aka Omar Epps be over there looking calm as fuck and it just happens,somehow.

  88. Troyvul Says:

    (5) I Don’t Usually Do This
    ^
    *chuckles*

  89. Black Brokaw Says:

    2 words for you herbs

    Da Bears

  90. charles oakley Says:

    PITT d gon make mark look like maria sanchez tonight

  91. Deen Says:

    I’m usually on team CHI, but not when it comes to the Bears.

    Packers all the way.

    ROFL @ Jerz. That’s ridiculous.

  92. el feces loco Says:

    Jets aint gonna be able to run the ball against Pittsburgh, and Sanchez aint gonna be able to do enough to win..

    ^^^
    1.bp.blogspot.com/_NURTFz-26UI/S_Xk-QHEaAI/AAAAAAAABUw/p_XR4W-78wk/s1600/george-bush-laughing.jpg

  93. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps feces*

    LF: I think I made this bitch love me..how do I get out of it while still keeping access to the pussy?

    ^^

    When you find out,bottle that secret and sell it,lol. That’s impossible.

  94. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    i39.tinypic.com/v6r7e1.jpg

    > lol. that pic is dope & adequately conveys the sentiment.

  95. Jersey*made*me Says:

    SMH @ all these lies being on point. EXTRA on point at that.

  96. Jackson7 Says:

    Ben Rapestheburger done stole numerous twats, and defeated experienced prosecutors… and he done pistol whipped the grim reaper and told him to GTFOH and STFU, after a morocylcle crash…

    how he gonna lose to the Jets?

  97. el feces loco Says:

    Can’t Wait (c) Bart

    *daps the NahAFC East*

    I gotta go to the liquor store I didnt wanna be the first one on line..again

  98. Troyvul Says:

    If the JETS can run the ball tonight with effectiveness they will win. And also Braylon is gonna show out tonight, dude has the mechanics to be an elite reciever and I’m betting he show up tonight.

  99. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    The Top 5 LIES Women Tell

    (5) I Don’t Usually Do This
    (4) You wasnt all thatIt was great
    (3) Let me borrow $$..ill give it back to you (if you dont forget after i give u some pussy)
    (2) I would never do you like that…but he deserved it
    (1) I’m Pregnant..it’s yours
    ====================
    *fixed*

    30% of women can orgasm thru piping alone…..they great actors

  100. Jersey*made*me Says:

    LOL @ RJ

    Ben Roughsexburglar

  101. Deen Says:

    (6) i HATE drama

    ^^^

    That might have to be ranked higher.

  102. el feces loco Says:

    how he gonna lose to the Jets?

    Same way we did last time.

    Rapelisberger has the most butterfingered hands in the NFL..maybe not like Farve but the ball stay on the ground if you even breathe on him..I see a few fumbles today..i think Jason Taylor gonna go HAM

  103. charles oakley Says:

    I’m pregnant…its yours

    ^
    Peace

  104. el feces loco Says:

    When you find out,bottle that secret and sell it,lol. That’s impossible.

    ^^seriously though..waht was a “texting” type agreement is now turning into phone calls R us..bitch gettin mad when I say ” I gotta go..I need to go walk my goldfish”

  105. Troyvul Says:

    Pitt needs to lose in any way possible I despise that fat faced fuck Benjamin Rapininnocentwomenberger

  106. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    lol @ “rapestheburger”

  107. Jackson7 Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    SMH @ all these lies being on point. EXTRA on point at that.

    ———————————–

    (8) yeah Baby, ill watch the game with you

    ^this the one that bothers me most…. first quarter its all good, “talmbout ‘GO ADRIAN PETERSON GO…RUN THEM OVER!!”

    by the second quarter, this heffa on her laptop playing Cafe World, asking me to make sure her virtual meals dont burn while she go to the bathroom..

    WTF?

  108. Deen Says:

    ”I gotta go..I need to go walk my goldfish”

    ^^^

    Muerte.

    If you say shit like that from the jump, you’ll escape many an engagement without explanation in the future. Bitches be puzzled…

  109. Hoskins Says:

    I think I made this bitch love me..how do I get out of it while still keeping access to the pussy?

    ^^^ LMAO

    I’m in a similar situation

    my plan is to continually lower expectations

  110. Hoskins Says:

    Valentines Day is around the corner

    let that fact marinate

  111. GMLLZ Says:

    Look at that stallion bitch strut on stage with that juicy ass.

    ^^^^^

    All I would care about if I was Wiz. I wouldn’t give two fucks about a kanye.

  112. GMLLZ Says:

    # b Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 10:48 am

    If I ain’t a thug why do I feel this way ,why does crime stay on my mind,and if u ain’t a thug,why do u front so bad ,cuz u’z a bitch ass cat inside

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Classic Nature…from the throwback clue mixtapes right there…that was my shit

  113. el feces loco Says:

    The Top 5 LIES Women Tell

    (5) Nah it’s chicken..it just taste like pork cause i used Adobo
    (4) It’s just me Keisha and Mary going out
    (3) Who? Oakley? Don’t worry bout him n me he gay..he got a man
    (2) My kids is well taken care of
    (1) You know I love you right?..well..umm..see what had happened was

  114. Jackson7 Says:

    amber rose gotta nice ass for a white girl..

    but its slightly above average from a black perspective

  115. el feces loco Says:

    Muerte.

    If you say shit like that from the jump, you’ll escape many an engagement without explanation in the future. Bitches be puzzled…

    ^^
    I do..bitches love a crazy nigga as much as we love crazy pussy..I always try and keep em guessing as to the whereabouts of my sanity.

    My shit borders on comedy and certified looneytunes

  116. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    I think I made this bitch love me..how do I get out of it while still keeping access to the pussy?
    ==============
    u have to paint a picture that most of your time is being consumed with work and u only have a set schedule to see her

    she’ll appreciate u dedicate time for her and wont pressure u into doing boyfriend activities

  117. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    I think I made this bitch love me..how do I get out of it while still keeping access to the pussy?

    >put her on pipe time out for two weeks after her period & tell her you’ve been busy.

    if she still persist repeat the process til she’s accustomed to jus wanting to get the pipe without the fuss.

    works like a charm.

  118. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    yelawolf music is rather dope. his tunes go ham in the wheels.

    daddys lambo>

    poz.

  119. Remixznflow Says:

    nahright.com>>>>>>>>

    *DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS*

    *goes back to cooking*

  120. el feces loco Says:

    Green > Amber

    Daffodils > Roses

    she’ll appreciate u dedicate time for her and wont pressure u into doing boyfriend activities

    ^^I know but she dont be understanding “i’m busy Imma be on Nahright all week”..lol SERIOUSLY tho..its more than the activities..Itd be easier for us to go out, then drop her ass back home..its the emotional bond and attachments she trynna go after right now..phonecalls, look at these shoes i like em do you like em, i made u dinner, etc

  121. el feces loco Says:

    First couple weeks it was like lets just get to the pussy point..now we have to take scenic routes to the sex…I’m low on gas.

  122. Jackson7 Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    *goes back to cooking*

    ——————————

    ^

    … SMH…this nigga got a husband, and grandchildren…

    Real Housewives Of Oklahoma…

    and niggas had the nerve to call me a househusband?

    Remixznflows = Big Momma aka Abuelita

  123. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    you gotta step your excuse making game up feces.

  124. Jackson7 Says:

    (3) Who? Oakley? Don’t worry bout him n me he gay..he got a man

    ——————————

    LOL

    Derrick Rose mancrush ether

  125. el feces loco Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    *goes back to cooking*

    ——————————

    ^

    … SMH…this nigga got a husband, and grandchildren…

    Real Housewives Of Oklahoma…

    and niggas had the nerve to call me a househusband?

    Remixznflows = Big Momma aka Abuelita

    ^
    I thought he was dancing

  126. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    shout out to wiz for flaunting that reupholstered puss

    spitta somewhere shaking his head at this right now

  127. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    since when is cooking jus confined to wifeys?

    i’m west indian & single, sort of, and stay whipping up delicacies in the kitchen.

    sheeeeeeiiiit!©clay davis

  128. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    spitta somewhere shaking his head at this right now

    > yo i promise this crossed my mind.

    young slack jaw wondering why he ain bag a high profile bish yet.

  129. Hoskins Says:

    phonecalls, look at these shoes i like em do you like em, i made u dinner, etc

    ^^^ LMAO

  130. el feces loco Says:

    # kevfrescura de talco Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    you gotta step your excuse making game up feces.

    ^^
    Nah I stopped lying to chicks..my 2011 New Years Resolution…she deserve better than my lies..imma just have to sit her down and be like.. look ” I don’t wanna lie to you..so don’t make me do it just for the sex, i hated those shoes, your cooking sucks and whats with the damn phonecalls all of a sudden?”

    honesty is the best policy

  131. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    slum village x kurupt-forth & back>>>

    hella timeless.

  132. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix make the best tripas this side of Tijuana…

    That nigga be walking through OKC with a igloo full of that shit hustling em for $1,on his homemade tortillas.

  133. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    honesty is the best policy

    > she gonna get bitter & try some new pipe out before she settles on you, watch.

    i didn’t say lie either. i said make excuses.

    pimp gaming fell off. smh

  134. Jackson7 Says:

    kevfrescura de talco Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    since when is cooking jus confined to wifeys?

    ——————–

    in Mexican culture, only women cook at home all day …..

    while the men are out cutting grass, picking oranges & peaches, and doing various day-laborer jobs

  135. el feces loco Says:

    Men should only cook on weekdays..If you like cooking on weekends then you might be fruity..especially Sunday.

    Remix prolly rocking his apron backwards with the strap across his throat

  136. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    lol!

  137. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    she gonna get bitter & try some new pipe out before she settles on you, watch.
    ======================
    THIS!

    chicks are certified employees….

    they don’t quit a job unless another offer is on the table….

    and if they’re fired they want a severance package

  138. Jackson7 Says:

    “Takers” is a HORRIBLE flick…

    TI is battling Common for worst rapper/actor ever..

    they gave that nigga WAYYYY too many speaking lines…

    be sounds so bamma, it sounds like he’s a northerner trying to read his lines like a bamma… he overdoing the the “im a tough guy from Atlanta” accent…

  139. el feces loco Says:

    i didn’t say lie either. i said make excuses.

    pimp gaming fell off. smh

    ^^
    excuses are white lies..nah I’ll reel her in though..as much as I seem to be complaining a part of me is enjoying it..my pimp game still on infinite.

  140. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    “i am not mexican! stop that shit!”

    #remixoutcries

  141. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    they gave that nigga WAYYYY too many speaking lines…

    > his commentary during the armored truck heist was THEE worst.

  142. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    TI is battling Common for worst rapper/actor ever..
    ====================
    he couldn’t suppress his inner bamma when reciting lines

    in the hotel scene where he shouts ” WHERE DA MUNNY!” is unintentional comedy

  143. Jackson7 Says:

    TI says

    “yall cut me out the crew…yall done took my bitch..”

    *takes DVD out the DVD player and immediately returns it to RedBox*

  144. Jackson7 Says:

    TI says

    “IMA PUT 3 HOLES IN YO HAYD LIKE A BOWLIN” BOWL !!!”

    ———————

    STFU b

  145. el feces loco Says:

    Yoooooooooooo..I just watched “The Wackness”..I was dead at Method Man accent..hahaha..yooo pure hilarity..nigga sounded like a gay jamaican nigga from honduras

    Common > TI > REDman > Meth

  146. sarjo1988 Says:

    fuck all u niggas say niggas cookin is fruity lmao, wifey cant cook for shit and i aint tryin to get poisoned….on a 2nd note….how the fuck do u say fuck ur conscience….wifey wanted me to quit blazing for 2011. so i said i would, but the shits jus in my blood line, so everytime i do i feel bad, and try to make up an excuse but jus come out n say the truth, then argument ensues, and im like why the fuck do i gotta have a conscience and feel bad lying about it

  147. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Chris Brown didn’t do any better with his lines but him diving thru a peep hole during a police chase made everyone forget

  148. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    in the hotel scene where he shouts ” WHERE DA MUNNY!” is unintentional comedy

    >”i’ll put 3 holes in ya head like a bowling ball.”

    *bobby brown duckface*

  149. Jackson7 Says:

    in the hotel scene where he shouts ” WHERE DA MUNNY!” is unintentional comedy

    —————-

    LOLOLOL

    im sayin

  150. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    oh snap!

    *daps RJ*

    loooooool!

  151. el feces loco Says:

    GOAT Rap actors

    Willy > Latifah > Pac > Ice Cube > DMX >

  152. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    T.I. says

    “Yo Allam sisdem sucks…..great scotch tho shawty”

  153. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    yeah DMX & mos def are truly good rap/actors.

  154. el feces loco Says:

    # sarjo1988 Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    fuck all u niggas say niggas cookin is fruity lmao, wifey cant cook for shit and i aint tryin to get poisoned….on a 2nd note….how the fuck do u say fuck ur conscience….wifey wanted me to quit blazing for 2011. so i said i would, but the shits jus in my blood line, so everytime i do i feel bad, and try to make up an excuse but jus come out n say the truth, then argument ensues, and im like why the fuck do i gotta have a conscience and feel bad lying about it

    ^^If you cook on Sundays you fruity..whats next you vacuuming, doing laundry while listening to Beyonce?

    I did the “i quit smoking” shit too..i mean weed is a helluva drug..most times id smoked was cause of her naggin me..if you smoking cigarettes tho aint no amount of lies to cover up that dead people ass smell.

  155. GMLLZ Says:

    “Takers” is a HORRIBLE flick…

    ^^^^^

    Niggaz just found this out? I went to the theatre to see this with the shorty. We sat there and predicted the whole movie. They should’ve taken some of the money they put into the promotions and got some better writers.

    I still haven’t figured out why the police showed up at the bar where Chris Brown and his brother was at.

    The Chris Brown escape scene was the highlight of that movie…oh yea…I liked when that shit ended so I could leave.

  156. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *takes DVD out the DVD player and immediately returns it to RedBox*

    ^^

    LOL

  157. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    yo who killed saldana tho?

    the russians or clifford?

  158. sarjo1988 Says:

    so is drake lmao

  159. Jackson7 Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    GOAT Rap actors

    ——————

    Will Smith > Tupac > Mos Def > Ice Cube > DMX > Latifah

    *worst*

    TI and Common (tie) > Nas > RZA > Method Man

  160. GMLLZ Says:

    Willy > Latifah > Pac > Ice Cube > DMX >

    ^^^^^^

    Ice-T been holdin down the jake role for a minute

    Cudi’s acting in How To Make It In America is pretty bad…and his role is pretty useless

  161. sarjo1988 Says:

    i dont smoke cigs. jus tree, and barely drink, and i only drink beer, or patron….but i be smoking jus cuz of the stress level, lots of it to do with wifey, and then school…like why the fuck cant a nigga jus blaze and relieve the stress…wen im high our relationships 100 times better. atleast to me neways

  162. el feces loco Says:

    # kevfrescura de talco Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    yeah DMX & mos def are truly good rap/actors.

    Yea id even put em in front of Pac..ill shit is my fave Mos role was in the rapmusical hip hopera he had with Beyonce..his voice/speech in 16 blocks was abysmal

    <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>

  163. GMLLZ Says:

    I’m just gettin depressed the NFL season is about to end.

    Shorty wakin up and bouncing early Sunday morning cuz she don’t wanna watch football >>>>>>>>>>>>>

  164. Jersey*made*me Says:

    SMH @ niggas letting they bird dictate whether they can blow trees or not.

    This is my life homie you decide yours(c)Ye

  165. GMLLZ Says:

    Mos Def as Gangstalicious >>>>>>

  166. el feces loco Says:

    >>>>>>>be kind rewind
    caddy records >>>>>>>>

  167. Jackson7 Says:

    “Yo Allam sisdem sucks…..great scotch tho shawty”

    ————————–

    LOL

    “have a drank wit me Mang..”

  168. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    drinking & smoking because of your wifey is kinda fail status yo.

    replace her & drink & smoke in celebrated moderation.

  169. sarjo1988 Says:

    jers. i feel ya, but this jus aint a bird. she got a ring on her finger, and my seed….and we been split up before, and i kno she crazy…i try to stay on the good side, jus cuz i can imagine how evil she can get, especially now that we got a seed…shes a good girl, a little controllin tho, and deff can get crazy

  170. GMLLZ Says:

    drinking & smoking because of your wifey is kinda fail status yo.

    ^^^

    Truer words never been spoken. Replace her.

  171. el feces loco Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    SMH @ niggas letting they bird dictate whether they can blow trees or not.

    This is my life homie you decide yours(c)Ye

    ^^
    Pussy is a hell of a drug…they don’t make no patch for that shit

    sober with pussy > high with no pussy
    high with no pussy > sober with all the headache the pussy attached to

  172. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    mos def in ‘something the lord made’>>>

    thespian wave.

  173. sarjo1988 Says:

    i smoke for enjoyment and as a stress relief whether it be wifey, school, work, wutever got me stressed . and also it jus comes natural for me, i been smokin too long, its jus wut i do

  174. el feces loco Says:

    Truer words never been spoken. Replace her.

    ^
    but can you replace that pussy? that circumference, the viscosity..the thermal breakdown? Easier said than done.

  175. sarjo1988 Says:

    i jus dont understand why i feel so bad, jus straight up lying and sayin i aint blaze, and avoid all the drama

  176. GMLLZ Says:

    Truer words never been spoken. Replace her.

    ^
    but can you replace that pussy? that circumference, the viscosity..the thermal breakdown? Easier said than done.

    ^^^^

    Guess it depends on how you move. All pussy is replaceable. But if there’s been a ring and holy matrimony…probably just cheaper to work through the problems.

    Otherwise, keep it moving.

  177. Jackson7 Says:

    Pharrell’s songs in “Despicable Me” >>>>>

  178. el feces loco Says:

    Just think..What Would Steve Harvey Do? …and do it.

  179. Jersey*made*me Says:

    jers. i feel ya, but this jus aint a bird. she got a ring on her finger, and my seed….and we been split up before, and i kno she crazy…i try to stay on the good side, jus cuz i can imagine how evil she can get, especially now that we got a seed…shes a good girl, a little controllin tho, and deff can get crazy

    ^^

    But you gotta stand on your principles. Stop wearing them boy shorts my nigga. If you handling your business as a provider and father/spouse,you should be able to blow tree when you feel as long as it’s in moderation. I been down that road and I know she’ll get over it,unless she just ain’t fucking with you like that anyway,just looking for a reason.

  180. Remixznflow Says:

    LOLOL

    Jackson7 know FULL well he in the kitchen cooking on the REGULAR…

    stopit…

    AND

    real men know how to cook…

    i live alone… i know some of you can just crawl out the basement and scream for ya moms to make you meatloaf like dude on ‘wedding crashers’… but thats not me…

  181. Jackson7 Says:

    i you replace your woman just cause she dont like you smoking weed, you most likely have a serious drug problem…

  182. sarjo1988 Says:

    well this is the problem, why i wont replace her…like i said we split up before, seeing if we wanted a divorce, LF: why the fuck am i tellin yall niggas my life story, but fuck it….wen we split, i had this shorty, best pussy to date, but thats jus it, thats all it was…..wifey wanted to get back and i weighed the positive and negatives….my wifes in the military, got a career ahead of her, mother material for my seed, independant, overall jus a good head on her shoulders, and thats why i chose to split from the better pussy and go with the whole package

  183. SPITGAME Says:

    What Would Steve Harvey Do?
    ^^^

    Steve Harvey would cheat on his wife, leave her, marry someone else and write books about why men cheat…

    *Salutes the room*

  184. Jersey*made*me Says:

    mos def in ‘something the lord made’>>>

    ^^

    co-sign,if that was a young kizza they would’ve been talking Oscar.

  185. Remixznflow Says:

    Remix prolly rocking his apron backwards with the strap across his throat

    ^
    *dies*

  186. Remixznflow Says:

    # SPITGAME Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    What Would Steve Harvey Do?
    ^^^

    Steve Harvey would cheat on his wife, leave her, marry someone else and write books about why men cheat… and make major bank…

    *Salutes the room*

    ^
    edited for accuracy…

  187. sarjo1988 Says:

    its not even its a problem, i jus feel like i got a good woman, other than the stupid shit that comes along with having a woman….it jus bothers me that she met me blazing, used to blaze with me, joined the military, now we got a seed, and its a problem now that i still wanna blaze

  188. Jersey*made*me Says:

    i live alone…

    ^^

    LIES…show me one Mexican living alone and i’ll show you a unicorn.

  189. Jersey*made*me Says:

    whaddup BSG

  190. el feces loco Says:

    i you replace your woman just cause she dont like you smoking weed, you most likely have a serious drug problem…

    ^^
    weed be good tho

    *puts pussy and weed on the imaginary hand scale*

    *hands stay level*

  191. 456 Says:

    nigga sounded like a gay jamaican nigga from honduras

    ^precise.

  192. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Just think..What Would Steve Harvey Do? …and do it.
    ======================
    LOL

    in other words sell these bitches a dream while doing what the fuck u want to behind they back

  193. SPITGAME Says:

    Mos Def maybe GOAT rapper actor

  194. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    i live alone…

    ^^

    LIES…show me one Mexican living alone and i’ll show you a unicorn.

    ^
    agreed…

    my statement still stands though…

  195. 456 Says:

    Mos Def maybe GOAT rapper actor

    ^that would be will smith, actually.

  196. Jackson7 Says:

    if you > i you

  197. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Steve Harvey is bitchmade. He tried to bite Bernie Mac back out for that Ocean’s 11 role. None of the real black comedians fuck with that nigga.

  198. el feces loco Says:

    Remix prolly rocking his apron backwards with the strap across his throat

    ^
    *dies*

    ^
    *daps*

    Yo make me a plate ..and don’t be puttin all dem garnishes on it..i dont eat leaves.

  199. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix got a autographed glossy 8 x 10 photo of G. Garvin over his bed/couch..

  200. HAHAHAHAHA Says:

    does this nigga lex luger have a manager?? cause something tells me he doesnt get paid (properly) for his beats…

  201. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    don’t fall victim to the pussification of the modern man

    denying you’ve been smoking is resorting back to childish ways…

    this yo bitch not your mother…u gotta let yo nuts hang as a man (nh)

  202. Troyvul Says:

    does this nigga lex luger have a manager?? cause something tells me he doesnt get paid (properly) for his beats…
    ^
    lulz

  203. el feces loco Says:

    Remix’s ringtone is the sound of boiling water.

  204. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix got a autographed glossy 8 x 10 photo of G. Garvin over his bed/couch..

    ^^

    LOL,ol’ turn up the heat ass nigga.

    aka

    The “beaner in the cocina” ass nigga.

  205. Jackson7 Says:

    456 Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Mos Def maybe GOAT rapper actor

    ^that would be will smith, actually

    ——————–

    case BEEN closed

    based on “Pursuit Of Happyness” alone

  206. el feces loco Says:

    Remix bought himself a 42 inch flat screen oven for christmas

  207. NovemberEnd Says:

    Steve Harvey wasn’t even a funny comedian…

  208. SPITGAME Says:

    Say,

    Im watchin Ghosts of Mississippi and I think its changin my whole outlook on life and my lifes goals…

    Im 25, smoked more weed than almost anyone I know, take whole bottles of liquor to the head with little regard for my own well being, or anyones around me… Ive committed adultery, and have treated women as lower than a person at times… Ive handled firearms and will not go any further than that… I have handled narcotics and will not go any further than that… I have had very little sympathy for other peoples misery (except family and close friends)… Some say Im emotionless…

    Think its possible for me to go on and become an activist? Is it to late for me to do the hard work that it takes to become a leader in the black, scratch that, in the COMMUNITY, even if only in the community I live in?

    Because although this movie Im watching that stirred these emotions takes place many years ago, in many US cities right now there some of the same types of atrocities going on and very little people trying to do something to change that…

    I dont know….

  209. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix in court against lil b over that cooking dance.

  210. el feces loco Says:

    Remix likes to turn up the volume on the TV in the living room to CSPAN so it sounds like company.

  211. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix got a black book full of women’s phone numbers recipes

  212. sarjo1988 Says:

    pussy equivalent to weed..but dome while blazin>>>>>>>>>>

  213. el feces loco Says:

    Think its possible for me to go on and become an activist? Is it to late for me to do the hard work that it takes to become a leader in the black, scratch that, in the COMMUNITY, even if only in the community I live in?

    ^
    Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future (c) last prositute I was with

  214. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix still got a Norplant birth-control device under his forearm skin

  215. Remixznflow Says:

    roman noodle eatin ass niggas…

    lol talkinbout:

    “hotsauce is the key”

  216. Deen Says:

    My female cousins (ain’t got no sisters – thank based gawd) keep telling me that I’ll drop some of my habits once I met the right girl. To which I respond, the right girl will be cool with my habits from jump.

    Female family members always wanna act as if every bitch on the planet is like them and if they aren’t they’re hussies. Fuck outta here…

  217. SPITGAME Says:

    I forgot Will Smith was a rapper… Agreed

    Mos Def as an actor tho >>>>

  218. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix laces his blunts with Cilantro

  219. SPITGAME Says:

    Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future (c) last prositute I was with
    ^^^
    Preach…

  220. el feces loco Says:

    Remix always orders chicken if he eats out..knowing the leftovers will make an excellent soup.

  221. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix got his hand on his hip,backwards,fanning his face with his free hand. SMH @ the visual.

  222. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Steve Harvey wasn’t even a funny comedian…
    =====================
    steve appeals to the black church folks who are blinded by colorful suits & fresh hairlines

    Bill Cosby and Sinbad are the king and prince of PG-13 comedy

  223. Remixznflow Says:

    # el feces loco Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Remix always orders chicken if he eats out..knowing the leftovers will make an excellent soup.

    ^
    *cries*

    *takes pots & pans home*

  224. SPITGAME Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Remix got his hand on his hip,backwards,fanning his face with his free hand. SMH @ the visual.
    ^^
    Co-SMH

  225. sarjo1988 Says:

    deen thats the thing theyll be cool from the jump give it a cpl yrs….everything changes, and its too late to turn back lol

  226. Hoskins Says:

    Steve Harvey wasn’t even a funny comedian…

    ^^ I thought the Steve Harvey show was good though

    Cedric the Entertainer
    Wendy Robinson
    etc.

  227. SPITGAME Says:

    Steve Harvey can be funny at times… I would never sit through a whole Steve Harvey comedy special…. Ever

  228. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Female family members always wanna act as if every bitch on the planet is like them and if they aren’t they’re hussies. Fuck outta here
    ==========================
    this is key to understanding the female thought process and apply it accordingly

    shit they fall for u take and use it on the next bish

    #TeamDirtBag

  229. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix has a Chihuahua and a French Poodle and knits sweaters for them while watching Young & The Restless episodes

  230. el feces loco Says:

    Remix once called up the cooking channel asking when they was gonna show American Pie

  231. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @BSG

    This the wrong place for some advice like that,these niggas is heathens. The hood can def use a few good men though,no doubt about it.

  232. Hoskins Says:

    lol BSG is having a life changing epiphany in the middle of Remix ether

  233. Jackson7 Says:

    Hoskins Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    Steve Harvey wasn’t even a funny comedian…

    ^^ I thought the Steve Harvey show was good though

    Cedric the Entertainer
    Wendy Robinson
    etc.

    ————-

    Terri J Vaughn aka “LaVita” >>>>>>>>>>

  234. Remixznflow Says:

    *is not bodied*

    *continues to cook delicious nutritious meals*

    *takes niggas women*

  235. el feces loco Says:

    Remix’s other lonely friend : Dawg you got powder on your chest

    Remix: Nah that’s only flour

  236. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix got a blender and a George Foreman grill for his birthday…

  237. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Terri J Vaughn aka “LaVita” >>>>>>>>>>

    ^^

    That would be Lavita “Alize” Jenkins to you sir. Don’t disrespect my wifey b.

  238. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Remix got a blender and a George Foreman grill for his birthday…

    ^
    LOL!

    yo on everything i got a rice cooker for Christmas though…

  239. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix carries salt,pepper,and hot sauce packets in the cargo pockets of his Paco carpenter jeans.

  240. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix shovels snow while wearing oven mitts and pot holders on his hands

  241. SPITGAME Says:

    BSG is having a life changing epiphany
    ^^^
    LOL…. Truthfully, Im sure in the immediate future Ill be right back to the same ole bullshit I be on… Not that its even a bad thing, a place for everybody and everybody in its place, right?

    Id like to see the outcome had I went a different route in my life tho… Its all good…

    Bust my nut and holla lucky me….

  242. el feces loco Says:

    Remix ..only nigga with a bandana hairnet

  243. Jersey*made*me Says:

    yo on everything i got a rice cooker for Christmas though…

    ^^
    DUH!! You think we don’t know that?

  244. el feces loco Says:

    Remix always sets the table for four…even though

  245. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix ..only nigga with a bandana hairnet

    ——————-

    wow

  246. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix got a bean refryer for Christmas.

  247. SPITGAME Says:

    Remix DVR’s the Rachel Ray show…..

  248. Remixznflow Says:

    # SPITGAME Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Remix DVR’s the Rachel Ray show…..

    ^
    Et tu Spitgame?

    smh…

  249. el feces loco Says:

    LOL…. Truthfully, Im sure in the immediate future Ill be right back to the same ole bullshit I be on… Not that its even a bad thing, a place for everybody and everybody in its place, right?

    ^
    Aint no failure in trying..might fuck around and be your calling. Onlly one way to not find out..to not try.

  250. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix says grace in 3 different languages… after lighting them candles with the murals of Jesus and the Virgin Maria painted on them

  251. Mental Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Mos Def maybe GOAT rapper actor

    ^that would be will smith, actually

    ——————–

    case BEEN closed

    based on “Pursuit Of Happyness” alone
    _______________________________________
    Will Smith has put in too many stellar performances over the years for this to be debatable.

  252. el feces loco Says:

    Remixnflow: The Bean Whisperer

  253. SPITGAME Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    # SPITGAME Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Remix DVR’s the Rachel Ray show…..

    ^
    Et tu Spitgame?

    smh…
    ^^
    Im sorry…

    I heard you was the fastest wit a spatula in the midwest tho…

  254. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remixnflow: The Bean Whisperer

  255. el feces loco Says:

    Remix once successfully talked a pot of burned rice into becoming rice and peas

  256. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remixnflow: The Bean Whisperer

    ^^
    LOL

  257. Jackson7 Says:

    when Remix gets his Big Macs fromMcDonalds, he takes off the sesame seed buns and wraps the meat and lettuce and special sauce and onions and pickles in tortilla…

  258. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remix is coming out with his own brand of instant rice in Mexico.

    “Un Momento Rice”

  259. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    when Remix gets his Big Macs fromMcDonalds, he takes off the sesame seed buns and wraps the meat and lettuce and special sauce and onions and pickles in tortilla…

    ^
    tinyurl.com/oe7afa

    cBc

  260. SPITGAME Says:

    Jackson7 Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    when Remix gets his Big Macs fromMcDonalds, he takes off the sesame seed buns and wraps the meat and lettuce and special sauce and onions and pickles in tortilla…
    ^^^
    Thats too far nigga(n)! (c) Kanye West

  261. Jersey*made*me Says:

    MC Remix ft. Baby Bash

    “Beaner,Benz,or Bentley”

  262. el feces loco Says:

    lol yall niggaz hilarious

    Marta Stewart has confessed that the only thing that kept her sane in jail was reading Remix’s letters.

  263. Remixznflow Says:

    Marta Stewart has confessed that the only thing that kept her sane in jail was reading Remix’s letters.

    ^
    WINNER.

  264. el feces loco Says:

    When “Shook Ones” first comes on Remix always runs to the kitchen to see if he left the pilot light on.

  265. Jackson7 Says:

    WTF?

    a Big Mac Burrito forreal??

    SMH

    must be only in Oklahoma, Texas, and Tijuana.. i aint NEVER seen that shit before..

    looks tasty too

  266. SPITGAME Says:

    Aint no failure in trying..might fuck around and be your calling. Onlly one way to not find out..to not try.
    ^^^
    Truth.info/thathecouldpassapolygraph

  267. Jackson7 Says:

    Marta Stewart has confessed that the only thing that kept her sane in jail was reading Remix’s letters.

    —————–

    adios

  268. ilovemia305 Says:

    Man can only try

  269. el feces loco Says:

    1 hour till kickoff

    keep going

  270. Remixznflow Says:

    i could really understand how people would believe im mexican though…

    shits crazy:

    i listen to all the music

    i salsa dance

    date mexican women

    damn…

    i dont know not one ounce of spanish though… smh… maybe i should get rosetta stone or something…

  271. Jackson7 Says:

    Pharrell shoulda kept these songs he submitted for the “Despicable Me” soundtrack as his own solo album… there’s like 10 heaters… WTF?

    FACT

  272. ilovemia305 Says:

    I always feel like something calling me (in my mj singing voice)

  273. Jersey*made*me Says:

    i dont know not one ounce of spanish though…

    ^^

    Cam Tru Mag face

  274. Remixznflow Says:

    Jackson7 Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Pharrell shoulda kept these songs he submitted for the “Despicable Me” soundtrack as his own solo album… there’s like 10 heaters… WTF?

    ^
    nah he did the right thing… i remember one year i decided to see what the best selling albums of some year or another was… and soundtracks were in the top 10…

    surprised the shit outta me… P made that soundtrack moviescore money…

  275. d_Block_4_Life Says:

    Daps

  276. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix favorite TV show is Sabado Gigante’…

  277. SPITGAME Says:

    Not for nothing… This internet forum here is almost the ideal setting to get some good advice regarding making changes that could be life altering…

    Granted most people here dont give a fuck…

    But thats the beauty of it… In between the jokes, you get rare gems… That could actually put you directly on the path you need to be on…

    If I ask my momma, or my bitch, or my homies… Although sincere, it may just be what you wanna hear at the time… Or something that will keep you the same you your tired of being for their benefit…

  278. Rajon Trondo Says:

    Marta Stewart has confessed that the only thing that kept her sane in jail was reading Remix’s letters.

    —————–
    Yo… Hurts when breathe

  279. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix says

    nah he did the right thing… i remember one year i decided to see what the best selling albums of some year or another was… and soundtracks were in the top 10

    —————–

    Si’, Si’… es verdad……

  280. el feces loco Says:

    Remix once returned a TV set to Best Buy because he said the people in it don’t speak spanish

  281. SPITGAME Says:

    Whaddup Tron Runyan

  282. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix watches tV with the SAP button activated at all times

  283. el feces loco Says:

    This internet forum here is almost the ideal setting to get some good advice regarding making changes that could be life altering…

    ^^True story..i only ask for advice here lightheartedly tho cause I know I may be subject to future ether..but for most part some smart cats on here with good ideals(nah)

  284. SPITGAME Says:

    Remix once returned a TV set to Best Buy because he said the people in it don’t speak spanish
    ^^^
    Thats jus turrible *Charles Barkley Voice*

  285. el feces loco Says:

    Remix watches tV with the SAP button activated at all time

    ^^lol.. I had this joke but couldnt remember the SAP acronyms

  286. Deen Says:

    deen thats the thing theyll be cool from the jump give it a cpl yrs….everything changes, and its too late to turn back lol

    ^^^

    Then that’s on her. She knew what she got into.

    *opens account in the caymans*
    *starts siphoning chunks of current measly ass paychecks*
    *has no faith in shit*

  287. el feces loco Says:

    Thats jus turrible *Charles Barkley Voice*

    ^^
    haha..I wrote that in lieu of my SAP joke..

    *recibirs un L*

  288. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *has a strong tolerance for cleaning supplies*

    *takes over janitor’s mop closet*

    *powers up laptop in said closet*

    *plays downloaded mp3 torrents*

    *streams it*

    *is LWH radio*

  289. SPITGAME Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Thats jus turrible *Charles Barkley Voice*

    ^^
    haha..I wrote that in lieu of my SAP joke..

    *recibirs un L*
    ^^^
    Yo I laughed loudly when I read that shit… You motherfuckas are the Rodney Dangerfields of the Nah one liners…

    *is taking notes*

  290. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix shaves off his eyebrows and replaces them with thick Sharpie eyebrows that have 45 degree angles

  291. Deen Says:

    Yo Remix, hold ya head [ll]. The game will be on in a few and the ether should slow down.

    Oh and by “the game” I don’t mean that shitty TV show or the sorry excuse for soccer that I see tanned midgets playing on Telemundo…

  292. el feces loco Says:

    lol Jers

    /remixismexicanchefjokes

    LWH once got fined by the FCC for not having a wire hanger long enough to reach the roof

  293. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Tropicana>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  294. GMLLZ Says:

    Damn Remix….

  295. el feces loco Says:

    LWH once thought about bringing in another host..but there wasn’t any room in the hallway outside the closet

  296. Jackson7 Says:

    *wants people to call in to freestyle over the air*

    *has no beats or instrumentals*

    *has a 1995 server, bought from a pawn shop in Dayton Ohio*

    *has technical difficulties*

    *is LHW Radio*

  297. abortatron Says:

    i see where this is going…

  298. Jersey*made*me Says:

    LWH radio…sponsored by Girl Scout cookies

  299. el feces loco Says:

    LWH said fuck the live stream…this is trickle down radio

  300. Jackson7 Says:

    Remix says

    George Lopez > Paul Rodriguez >>> Richard Pryor

  301. Jersey*made*me Says:

    AWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN,LMAO @ several things.

  302. el feces loco Says:

    Tron and Aaron almost threw punches inside the studio but their elbows kept hitting the wall

  303. Jackson7 Says:

    after Kevin’s alcohol induced Billy Danze-esque acapella on LHWR, Tron’s modem started shooting off sparks and flames..

    shit hasnt worked the same since

  304. Jersey*made*me Says:

    In it’s defense,LWH boasts the fastest AOL dial-up connection in Ohio,and it’s not even close.

  305. el feces loco Says:

    # abortatron Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    i see where this is going…

    ^^
    Aite ill stop throwing harmless the dozens type shots at the brand itself..i respect the brand.

    /LWHradiojokes

  306. abortatron Says:

    Aite ill stop throwing harmless the dozens type shots at the brand itself..i respect the brand.

    ^
    nah.. keep going LOL im dying over here

    *types comments on IBM thinkpad from 2001*

  307. Remixznflow Says:

    man…

    this thread>>>>>>>>>

    you niggas need jesus…

  308. Deen Says:

    LWH Radio – where morse code freestyles are encouraged

  309. Jackson7 Says:

    LMAO

    niggas is hilarious..

    *goe to walmart before the games start*

  310. el feces loco Says:

    Tron and Aaron asked Remix to call in cause they heard he used to work with servers

  311. el feces loco Says:

    # Deen Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    LWH Radio – where morse code freestyles are encouraged

    ^^aww man..lol..yo I still aint go to the liq store yet..fuckin with yall.(n)

  312. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jackson7 Says:
    January 23rd, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    LMAO

    niggas is hilarious..

    *goe to walmart before the games start*

    ^
    HoneyDo list…

    stop frontin…

  313. Deen Says:

    Pam Oliver’s mouf confuses my dick on days like this.

    On one hand there’s dat ass and those lips. On the other hand there’s that overbite.

    But again, there’s dat ass.

    Thanks for the help fellas. I worked my way through the confusion. Pam’s mouf is fuckable.

  314. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Tron and Aaron asked Remix to call in cause they heard he used to work with servers

    ^^

    FOCK

  315. Remixznflow Says:

    Brats, Burgers, Beers and home fries… finished just in time for kickoff…

    LOL @ you tv dinner ass niggas…

  316. Deen Says:

    Tron and Aaron asked Remix to call in cause they heard he used to work with servers

    ^^^

    Jesus take the wheel…

  317. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Brats, Burgers, Beers and home fries… finished just in time for kickoff

    ^^

    Don’t you mean papas fritas,cerveza,y hamberguesas

  318. Remixznflow Says:

    this nigga jers is about to sit down in front of his RCA from 1984 with his tv tray and a hungry man chicken dinner…

    warmed from the oven…

    *daps Jers*

    carry on nigga… carry on…

  319. Jersey*made*me Says:

    This game finna be epic. Not like Jets/Steelers maybe,but still epic.

  320. Jersey*made*me Says:

    this nigga jers is about to sit down in front of his RCA from 1984 with his tv tray and a hungry man chicken dinner…

    ^^

    I’m staying away from this gooey shit in the middle tray that they claimed is a brownie.

  321. Remixznflow Says:

    I would really like to see a steelers chicago superbowl…

    but i think we might just see a jets green bay one…

  322. Deen Says:

    Remixz, don’t forget to move your car off the lawn before you settle down for your meal.

    Wouldn’t wanna accidentally tip immigration off on a nice day like this…

  323. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Shoutout to niggas girls that still got on the same bra from Wednesday,smelling like cold cuts under her titties. You go girl.

  324. Remixznflow Says:

    This Kizza Rodgers does NOT give a fuck right now…

    FUCK your defense…

  325. GMLLZ Says:

    the new A Rod

  326. koa29 Says:

    amber Rose is terribly overrated

    ^^ SMH… And you stan over Fantasia …. SMMFH.

  327. London Bloke Says:

    Dblock have you got a best of Styles P compilation?

  328. netherlands Says:

    Mexican women are ok from the ages 18-26 or until they drop their first child. They usually get beer guts by then and are short in stature. The best bet is to date Central American black women or carribean black women. They have a better and longer chance of looking good.

  329. sarjo1988 Says:

    just date white women

  330. netherlands Says:

    white women are worse

  331. d_Block_4_Life Says:

    Dblock have you got a best of Styles P compilation?
    ^
    Yeah, but i have the link at work. Got you tomorrow.

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