Word, Older niggas stole my bike. Mom dukes just bought it for me 3 weeks prior. Ill mountain bike 18 speeds, Horns on the front, I was stunting on them niggas Gr.6 Grad present. So I go to my homies house and like a fool leave it an the end of the driveway, go to his front door. No more than 5 min we came back. I see this asshole riding away ON MY BIKE, I started to chase, but he was gone. To add Salt into the wound, he pulled a switcheroo and left some small shitty unisex (Call it a girls bike) behind. I cried that whole night, 30% cause my bike got stolen 70% cause my mom was gonna whop my ass, but she chilled. She saw the massive L I took. We went to the cops but we didnt register the serial # so it didnt matter.
If I ever saw that what I presume to be an old man with his kid today, I’m pooing his son’s bike tires on GP.