Samuel ft. Joell Ortiz – I Heart NY (Remix)

Joell does what he does best (rap about everyday hood minutiae — seriously, who does that better than him?) on a remix of NYC born and bred singer Samuel’s ode to the Apple.

Samuel ft. Joell Ortiz – I Heart NY (Remix)

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188 Responses to “Samuel ft. Joell Ortiz – I Heart NY (Remix)”

  1. Ronny Goines aka the Clown with the tearaway face Says:

    1. Joell is on instant download status, don’t even have to listen first

    2. Kanye really is wearing a half shirt, what goes through this nigga’s mind when he opens his closet? Has he wanted to dress like this his whole life?

  2. SeniorCivilian Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    What happened for you to chase him?…
    =============================
    The nigga ran up on me so I was like, Do I know you?

    He was like, nah, I’m looking for some weed.

    I’m like, you in the wrong place.

    But dude is still standing there.

    So I’m like, you live in this building?

    He’s like nah.

    I’m like, you need to bounce then.

    Just got off the phone wih my BM so I’m tight. I guess he sees that so he wanders off across the street, talking shit under his breath. Then he enters the park, I can still see him though & he’s still talking shit, gesturing towards me. I laugh & wave goodbye.

    The nigga runs back out the park, jumps on top of a car and motions for me to suck his dick.

    I had a glass Snapple bottle in my hand so I grip it by the neck & take off after the nigga. He hops off the car & blows it. I’m yelling, don’t run, don’t run, cause I’m about to dome this nigga wit the Snapple bottle.

    Dude made it to the Ave & I caught myself and turned back around.
    ^
    #NiggaMoment

  3. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    Dude made it to the Ave & I caught myself and turned back around.

    ^
    Good for you… glad you at least let your common sense take over…

    LOL @ the site of two grown niggas chasing each other down the block…

    i woulda cry died…

  4. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Good for you… glad you at least let your common sense take over…

    LOL @ the site of two grown niggas chasing each other down the block…
    ===============================================
    That’s what I was thinking, how stupid I must look chasing after this nigga, who was obviously out of his fucking mind.

  5. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I Heart NY..sometimes.

  6. bIG_SETH Says:

    for anyone that cares…

    apparently Lupe posted a twitpic of him and someone at Atlantic entitled “Victory”

    I’m not sure what that means, but hopefully new music.

  7. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    *looks around nah*

    nope…

    nobody…

  8. bIG_SETH Says:

    lol.

  9. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    cudi = wale = lupe as far as bitchassness goes…

  10. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    lmao.

  11. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    for anyone that cares…
    =================

    Lasers.com is thataway ——————–>

    But seriously, good for Lu.

    Shining Down & I’m Beaming are two of my favorite joints.

    Along wit that Enemy Of The State tape, I think it’s long past due for some new Lupe.

  12. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    rofl

  13. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Hehe hehehehehe haw (c)missy elliot

  14. dEEN Says:

    I don’t know if it’s because I’m a grown man, but it would be nice to get some new popular rappers that scare people a lil’ bit. Kicking down doors in a coke fueled haze or wearing nut-hugging jeans doesn’t count as scary.

  15. novemberEND Says:

    for anyone that cares…

    apparently Lupe posted a twitpic of him and someone at Atlantic entitled “Victory”

    I’m not sure what that means, but hopefully new music.
    ^^^^^^
    If i’m not mistaken that’s that potty-mouth Atlantic record exec Julie Greenwald….

  16. Abortatron Says:

    What up nah

  17. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    I don’t know if it’s because I’m a grown man, but it would be nice to get some new popular rappers that scare people a lil’ bit. Kicking down doors in a coke fueled haze or wearing nut-hugging jeans doesn’t count as scary.

    ^It scares me on how homo some of these “artists” are.

  18. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    *Daps aBORTATRON*

  19. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Sanaa Lathan or Melanie Fiona. Who would you go home with if you had to choose just one.

  20. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Sanaa Lathan or Melanie Fiona. Who would you go home with if you had to choose just one.

    ^
    gangstas do what they want… niggas do what they can…

    im takin both… thanks…

  21. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Me, I’m going home with Precious. Fuck them skinny bitches.

  22. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    but for real?

    melanie fiona… something about all that hair… and them lips…

    plus she can sang…

    thats my vote…

  23. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    # tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Sanaa Lathan or Melanie Fiona. Who would you go home with if you had to choose just one.

    ——————–

    Fantasia

  24. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    Me, I’m going home with Precious. Fuck them skinny bitches.

    ^
    tinyurl.com/28ohe7p

  25. London Bloke Says:

    I’m yelling, don’t run, don’t run, cause I’m about to dome this nigga wit the Snapple bottle.

    ^

    Ayyooo

    I bet it was tribe you were chasing with the snapple bottle

  26. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    DipSet & Detox?

    That shit is really never coming out!

  27. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # bLACK fAVRE Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    # tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Sanaa Lathan or Melanie Fiona. Who would you go home with if you had to choose just one.

    ——————–

    Fantasia

    ^
    *dead*
    if ANYONE else said this…

  28. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Fantasia

    ^You better be married or she don’t want no parts of you.

  29. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    swear fo god im lookin at a chick RIGHT NOW in hot pink shorts that looks like fantasia…

  30. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    Kandi & Fantasia >>> Sanaa Lathan & Melanie Fiona

  31. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    Dr. J aka Sisqo >>>

  32. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I’m yelling, don’t run, don’t run, cause I’m about to dome this nigga wit the Snapple bottle.

    ^

    Ayyooo

    I bet it was tribe you were chasing with the snapple bottle
    =========================================
    The unintentional comedy that is the Snapple bottle didn’t hit me till I started on my way upstairs lol.

  33. bIG_SETH Says:

    rEMIXZNFLOW Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    cudi = wale = lupe as far as bitchassness goes…
    ^^

    if you say so. I don’t think he has gone that far. Them niggas be cryin fairly often.

    and at least Lu is a top tier lyricist.

  34. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Tatiana Ali & Megan Goode >>> Kandi & Fantasia

  35. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    im worried about this Andy Pettitte game… already man on 1st

  36. bIG_SETH Says:

    I bet it was tribe you were chasing with the snapple bottle
    =========================================
    The unintentional comedy that is the Snapple bottle didn’t hit me till I started on my way upstairs lol.
    ^^

    LOL

  37. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    Tatiana Ali & Megan Goode >>> Kandi & Fantasia

    ———————–

    no way

    Ali grows a mustache and megan goode got fake boobies

  38. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Dr. J aka Sisqo >>>

    ^………………………..THE FUCK????…………………………….

  39. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Sanaa Lathan or Melanie Fiona. Who would you go home with if you had to choose just one.

    ——————–

    Fantasia

    ^
    *dead*
    if ANYONE else said this…
    =====================
    I love me some ‘Tasia.

    You just know she got that good good.

  40. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    double play FTW

  41. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # bLACK fAVRE Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    im worried about this Andy Pettitte game… already man on 1st

    ^
    if they won yesterday… they can win today… im starting to believe the twins want no part of this series… i was for sure last night they had it…

  42. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Topanga & Titiana= good orea sandwich.

  43. bIG_SETH Says:

    I liked Megan Goode much more when her & I were younger… she looks kinda off now days.

    (no Beezy)

  44. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    October 7th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Dr. J aka Sisqo >>>

    ^………………………..THE FUCK????…………………………….

    ———–

    LOL.. nah… yeah that looks hella awkward…

    i meant as a ball player Dr. J aka Sisqo >>>

    no homo

  45. dEEN Says:

    I haven’t had snapple since tribe told that “story.” [ll].

  46. bIG_SETH Says:

    Melanie Fiona is def wifey status.

  47. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    Twins are jinxed/cursed against the Yankees…

    and RIP Tampa Bay Rays…

    #teamcrackheadRangers aint playing fair…

    good for Ron “Pookie” Washington

  48. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    LOL.. nah… yeah that looks hella awkward…

    i meant as a ball player Dr. J aka Sisqo >>>

    no homo

    ^Oh. I see now.

    Co-sign

  49. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    Melanie Fiona is def wifey status.

    ^
    yessir…

  50. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    word Megan Goode look plastic and used up and ran through

  51. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # bLACK fAVRE Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Twins are jinxed/cursed against the Yankees…

    and RIP Tampa Bay Rays…

    #teamcrackheadRangers aint playing fair…

    good for Ron “Pookie” Washington

    ^
    my boss has got to be one of the most die hard rangers fans i have EVER seen… dude has all kinds of mugs paper clips staplers hats jerseys shoes whatever…

    sometimes fans take it too far…

  52. b Says:

    @ remix, I believe she did have a white dress,petite and mad cute.u know her name?

  53. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Melanie Fiona is def wifey status.
    ==========================
    Something odd about her face though.

    Those cheeks remind me of a bee sting victim.

    Amanda Diva > That Fiona chick

  54. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # b Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    @ remix, I believe she did have a white dress,petite and mad cute.u know her name?

    ^
    if its the same female he never posted one… some random chick from some dating site?

    but yes.. she was>>>>>>> some of that had to be paid for though… that ass looked all kinds of unnatural…

  55. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    word Megan Goode look plastic and used up and ran through
    ====================================
    I’d fuck those army boots off of her ass.

  56. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Amanda Diva > That Fiona chick

    No-areyouhelenkeller?-sign

  57. novemberEND Says:

    #teamcrackheadRangers aint playing fair…

    good for Ron “Pookie” Washington
    ^^^
    LOL

  58. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Melanie Fiona is def wifey status.
    ==========================
    Something odd about her face though.

    Those cheeks remind me of a bee sting victim.

    Amanda Diva > That Fiona chick

    ^no disrespect… but gtfoh

    tinyurl.com/2bth8sz

    what are you sayin?

  59. cOLD Says:

    *daps niggas*

  60. dEEN Says:

    All these black women won.

    Amanda Diva > That Fiona chick

    ^^^

    Co-sign. Minus the knees of course.

  61. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    *daps jUNGLE*

  62. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    whaddup cOLD

  63. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    I think I’d cry while fucking Melanie Fiona. She so bad, I’d feel like I’m defacing one of God’s angels. I’d still have to do it though.

    #forgivemeformysinsinadvance

  64. dEEN Says:

    tinyurl.com/27wxonp

    Diva’s very nice…

  65. dos equis Says:

    Rangers is a gangster name thou..sound like some killers coming to get cha..they sh ould make some of that shit in black tho..all that red n what not FTL.

    damn…Derrick Rose wifey is dimey…

  66. bIG_SETH Says:

    I’d bust down Megan Goode, but only to fulfil some sadistic childhood fantasy.

    I fell in love when she was on Cousin Skeeter (||). LOL

    and House Party 4

  67. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    *Daps Jungle*

  68. bIG_SETH Says:

    tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    I think I’d cry while fucking Melanie Fiona. She so bad, I’d feel like I’m defacing one of God’s angels. I’d still have to do it though.

    #forgivemeformysinsinadvance
    ^^

    LMAO & co-sign…

    but I’d be crying out of sheer joy.

  69. hl Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Amanda Diva > That Fiona chick

    ^Melanie is beautiful, but I do like Amanda though. She got that cute-girl-next-door/plain-jane steez.

  70. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    tinyurl.com/27wxonp

    ^Complexion is too light with this one. The force is not strong within her.

  71. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    LOL.. niggas cryin while fucking…

    i’d be focused

    eye of the tiger and all that…

  72. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Nice pic Remix, but I’ve seen her live performance on YouTube & something about those cheeks gets me.

    Plus, she prolly wouldn’t work as hard as an Amanda Diva in the bedroom.

    She just doesn’t give off that sexy/closet whore vibe I like in my women.

    But dats just me.

  73. bIG_SETH Says:

    From: A Little Birdie
    Re: Nas/Def Jam
    FYI… They haven’t even heard the music yet. That’s why Nas is so pissed.
    ^^

    makes sense

  74. Abortatron Says:

    I swear I just saw wale backup dancing on the fresh beat band

  75. hl Says:

    Dead Presidents >>>

    movie and soundtrack

  76. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    i LOVE Amanda Diva

    case BEEN closed

  77. bIG_SETH Says:

    tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    tinyurl.com/27wxonp

    ^Complexion is too light with this one. The force is not strong within her.
    ^^

    I’m normally one to stick up for my light syblings… but she is not the business IMO too. I’d probably go at it still.

  78. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    bIG_SETH Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    From: A Little Birdie
    Re: Nas/Def Jam
    FYI… They haven’t even heard the music yet. That’s why Nas is so pissed.
    ^^

    LA & them is like “Yeah, yeah, the music may be good…but we still ain’t giving you over 200K to put that shit out”.

  79. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Dead Presidents >>>

    movie and soundtrack

    ^There isn’t a co-sign big enough for what I feel about that movie. Any black man in the armed forces or thinking about needs to see this movie.

  80. hl Says:

    I see what Amp is saying though.

    Amanda’s knees >>> Fiona’s cheeks

  81. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Dead Presidents >>>

    movie and soundtrack
    ====================
    I thought they spent too much time in Nam for what was promoted as a heist flick.

    One of the GOAT soundtracks though.

    Walk On By >>>>>

  82. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    Diva isnt ugly by any stretch… but she doesnt look striking to me at all.. her beauty is probably more felt and experienced than seen…

    fiona has that radiant beauty that hits you from jump…

    i first saw her in a video and i was like, “who the fuck is that?!”…

  83. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    I’m normally one to stick up for my light syblings… but she is not the business IMO too. I’d probably go at it still.

    ^Of course I’m still beasting. Just not crying. All I’m saying…..

  84. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Melanie Fiona >>>>>>>

    almost guaranteed to give birth to beautiful children (no kellz)

  85. hl Says:

    *daps cOLD*

  86. dos equis Says:

    best:
    Kings
    Braves
    yanks
    jets
    buccaneers
    rangers
    devils
    raiders

    worst:
    diamondbacks
    oilers
    reds
    rays
    twins
    colts
    jaguars
    dolphins
    patriots
    mets
    lions
    cowboys
    vikings
    packers…smh
    nets
    cavaliers
    lakers
    celtics
    rockets
    suns
    rams

  87. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    ???

  88. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    i first saw her in a video and i was like, “who the fuck is that?!”…

    ^That line where she was like “Cuz I wanna have his babies” I got brick. Like, you can have ALL my kids. I don’t even care if you’re a psycho bitch.

  89. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    # tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    i first saw her in a video and i was like, “who the fuck is that?!”…

    ^That line where she was like “Cuz I wanna have his babies” I got brick. Like, you can have ALL my kids. I don’t even care if you’re a psycho bitch.

    ^yep.. that moment…

    i’ll fight a nigga.. for real…

  90. dos equis Says:

    collegebest:
    buckeyes
    seminoles
    trojans
    eagles

    college worst:
    minutemen
    crush
    orangemen
    bruins.. wtf is that?
    bulldogs
    terrapins
    red men
    storm

  91. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Wifey: Melanie Fiona

    Mistress: Cubana Lust

    everybody’s happy

  92. rEMIXZNFLOW Says:

    Mistress: Cubana Lust

    ^
    meh…

  93. bIG_SETH Says:

    *DEAD*

  94. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Precious

    Mistress: Whoopi

    Side-Mistress: Stacy Dash

  95. bIG_SETH Says:

    peace to all.

    Remix,

    hit me up when you get at the printer.

  96. dos equis Says:

    temple owls
    hurricanes
    fighting irish
    grizzlies
    runnin rebels was dope tho..

    RIP to my all black Saints fitted that used to splash perfect with the buck timbs.

    RIP to my burnt orange Longhorns fitted..used to splash you with the Carharrt

  97. dEEN Says:

    Wifey: Precious

    Mistress: Whoopi

    Side-Mistress: Stacy Dash

    ^^^

    Call it “Life.”

  98. cOLD Says:

    what is Def Jam thinking…

    let my niggas live (c) Wu ft Nas.

  99. dos equis Says:

    fuck

  100. hl Says:

    I got one more spot left on this fantasy basketball shit.

    www . lattisawtapes.com/2010/10/last-call-for-fantasy-basketball.html

    If anyone’s interested let me know.

  101. dos equis Says:

    Wifey: Cornbred

    Mistress: Myamee

    Side-Mistress: Hot Wingz

  102. cOLD Says:

    no mentions of Dania Ramirez, she’s all around goat.

  103. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Zoe Saldana

    Mistress: Thandie Newton

    Side-Mistress: Halle Berry

    Hybrids FTW

  104. dos equis Says:

    Wifey: Maia Campbell

    Mistress: Octomom

    Side-Mistress: Oprah

    *daps cOLD*….dania too skinny

  105. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I may have to forfeit my slot HL.

    ESPN isn’t letting me register.

  106. cOLD Says:

    nice list dos

    wifey: Shelly Long (cheers)
    mistress: Blance (golden girls)
    side chick: A young Demi moore

  107. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Jessica Biel

    Mistress: Scarlett Johansson

    Side-Mistress: Paz Vega

    Pink Toe fantasy smashes

  108. dos equis Says:

    Wifey: Kat Stacks

    Mistress: WakaFlockasmomma

    Side-Mistress: Nicki Minaj

  109. hl Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I may have to forfeit my slot HL.

    ESPN isn’t letting me register.

    ^Oh word?

  110. BroliC FontS Says:

    everyday hood minutiae

  111. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Betty White

    Mistress: Barbara Walters

    Side-Mistress: Meridth Viera

  112. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    The only thing fucking me up is the DOB part. When I highlight the day I was born, no numbers come up.

  113. hl Says:

    Yo Amp. I think Abortatron took your name and changed it to Neo Tron. lol You can try taking his name.

  114. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Soledad O’Brien

    Mistress: Cambell Brown

    Side-Mistress: Elizabeth Hassellback (I’d fuck the republican right outta her)

  115. BroliC FontS Says:

    Wifey: Kat Stacks

    ^call me a fool, but when I watch her crazy videos I be wanting to find her and tame her. Ima sucka for beaches like that

    *joins 12 step program*

  116. dos equis Says:

    lol @ shelly long and soledad..wow

    Wifey: bitch fron lattisawtapes with the headphones on her tits

    Mistress: Pinky

    Side-Mistress: Jessica Rabbit

  117. Abortatron Says:

    Hl – I just signed in with my ESPN acct and changed username to neo tron. Didn’t pick Amps spot

  118. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Oprah

    Mistress: Meg Whitman

    Side-Mistress: Abigail Johnson

    Billionaire Bunny flow

  119. BroliC FontS Says:

    I know more about the hood than you rap

  120. BroliC FontS Says:

    Wifey: Soledad O’Brien

    ^thumbs up

  121. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Dos, like you wouldn’t break Soledad’s back in.

  122. hl Says:

    Hl – I just signed in with my ESPN acct and changed username to neo tron. Didn’t pick Amps spot

    ^Oh ok. I didn’t see amp’s name and I see “Abortatron” which I created, and “Neo Tron”. All this is new to me though.

  123. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Nah, shits still acting crazy.

    You set up Usernames and passwords or do I have to set all that up on my own? Cause if so, i might have to bow out.

  124. BroliC FontS Says:

    didnt get the memo that NY rap aint never coming back rap

  125. dos equis Says:

    # tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Dos, like you wouldn’t break Soledad’s back in.

    ^^nah i would..just her name and the fact you found/remembered her

  126. novemberEND Says:

    Andy seems to be on his game tonight…

  127. BroliC FontS Says:

    nah but this is dope, hood minutiae and all

  128. BroliC FontS Says:

    NY still sucks ass though

  129. hl Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Nah, shits still acting crazy.

    You set up Usernames and passwords or do I have to set all that up on my own? Cause if so, i might have to bow out.

    ^I set up the team names I think. Not the user name and password.

  130. BroliC FontS Says:

    I think thats all I had to say

  131. hl Says:

    @Amp I’ll be honest, I don’t know much about this. Hopefully you can figure it out, but if not it’s all good.

  132. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Y’all might have to X me out. ESPN is not cooperating.

  133. dos equis Says:

    Wifey: That bitch that wanna fuck 50tyson

    Mistress: Soljagirl

    Side-Mistress: Raven Simone

  134. abortatron Says:

    what’s the problem amp

  135. abortatron Says:

    you click on the link HL sent you

    you create an account if you don’t already have one.

    you accept the invitation and create team

  136. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    you create an account if you don’t already have one.
    ====================================
    The shits not allowing me to create a new account.

  137. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Wifey: Monica Lowenksi

    Mistress: The DC Madam

    Side-Mistress: The broad from Argentina

    Career suicide broads FTL

  138. hl Says:

    @Amp I looks like Deen, November, and Abortatron have made it work. They’ll know better than me.

  139. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    MOOOOOOOST KIIIIIINGZ……. GET THEIR HEADS CUT OFF

  140. novemberEND Says:

    I had zero problems w/ the account setup….

    don’t know what to tell you Amp

  141. dos equis Says:

    Favres voicemails to Jen Sterger

    (NSFW LINKS: BE WARNED!!!!!)
    hes showing his dick and talking bout garbage can sex or some ole weird minnesota sex shit

    deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger

    JETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  142. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Did they all have existing ESPN accounts?

  143. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I had zero problems w/ the account setup….

    don’t know what to tell you Amp
    =============================
    When’s the draft?

    Gimme a day to try & get this shit working right.

  144. hl Says:

    Did they all have existing ESPN accounts?

    ^I’m pretty sure Abort did. Not sure on the others.

  145. novemberEND Says:

    When’s the draft?

    Gimme a day to try & get this shit working right.
    ^^^^^^^
    29 days

    lol

    you’ll have enough time

  146. dos equis Says:

    I hope this shit distracts him long enough for us to get the win on Monday..where’s the outrage? ESPN? MEDIA OUTLETS?

  147. hl Says:

    Amp you know what though. I had problems too. Almost forgot. I had to use a different computer. I tried to use my laptop and it didn’t work with the dates for some reason. Might be a pop up blocker thing.

  148. abortatron Says:

    The shits not allowing me to create a new account.

    ^

    try just going to the espn homepage and doing it. after succesfully creating an account, THEN go to HL’s link from the e-mail, and you should already be logged in and you can skip the process of creating an account

  149. hl Says:

    Draft is on halloween. 3pm.

  150. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    WTF?!?!?………. Didn’t Bret Favre listen to Ye’s Runaway??

    he showed her pictures of his AYE!

  151. hl Says:

    That’s a Sunday btw

  152. novemberEND Says:

    23 days

    my fault

  153. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    The popup won’t move pass the enter your screen name & password & the full page joint has no numbers when i select the date of birth. Only the month & the year are working. Even on my BlackBerry, same shit.

  154. dos equis Says:

    SMH @ yall niggaz planning on being together till July 2011.

    You can tell the niggaz on nah that got money and no problems.

    *cant make plans past Saturday*

    *wishes I was priviliged like trouble, hl, abort, nov, amp an em*

  155. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    *wishes I was priviliged like trouble, hl, abort, nov, amp an em*

    *Co-Wishes*

    *Realizes I’m one of the privileged*

    *Looks around for privileges*

    *Finds a dead waterbug, a nickel & a stale vanilla Dutchmaster*

    *Kanye Shrug*

  156. novemberEND Says:

    lol

    *daps El Loco*

  157. dos equis Says:

    *Finds a dead waterbug, a nickel & a stale vanilla Dutchmaster*

    ^
    Use that nickel to buy a book of matches, roll that waterbug up in that dutch and lets get high my nig.

    *daps nov*

  158. dEEN Says:

    Wife: Dirty White Bitch

    Mistress: Dirty White Bitch

    Side-Mistreses: 28 Dirty White Bitches

    Fucking RidicAlas

  159. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Trouble privelaged? In what realm of this multi-verse are we talking?

    I get up boiling snow to take a bath, lol. I hardly doubt I even seen privelage or the likes there of.

  160. hl Says:

    *wishes I was priviliged like trouble, hl, abort, nov, amp an em*

    ————-

    Almost there but not yet. It’s on the horizon.

  161. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    grew>get

  162. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    I wanna be privileged like them margs too.

  163. dos equis Says:

    I get up boiling snow to take a bath,

    ^^Nigga you got a stove? stfu b..u aint gotta flaunt that shit like that .

    *rubs two matches together*

    *lites only pair of shoes on fire for heat*

    *huddles*

  164. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Lol. You talking like that dude amp chased.

  165. dEEN Says:

    Niggas take baths?

    BAWSE.

    #luxurygems

  166. Heroin Headliner Says:

    What’s god cOLD?

  167. Vincent Van Dro Says:

    lol at Nas trying to hustle def jam.

    Good luck with dat.

  168. Heroin Headliner Says:

    Tru story my closet is like two stories…..

    #RAWSEprivliges

  169. Vincent Van Dro Says:

    The sad thing is the Lost Tapes was one of my favorite albums of last decade.

    The Lost Tapes > BP2, Black Album, Kingdom Come

    combined

  170. BK...Then Them Says:

    lol@melanie fiona>sanaa lathan

    no disrespect but…no

  171. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    Lance Berkman is reliving his Astros glory years tonight…

    yes

  172. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    I don’t know BK…

    That shit is HELLA close.

  173. Vincent Van Dro Says:

    Lemme find out Heroin’s been dead serious this whole time …

    wtf

  174. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    # Vincent Van Dro Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Lemme find out Heroin’s been dead serious this whole time …

    wtf

    ^LOL. I think he is though.

  175. Abortatron Says:

    What’s good land

  176. Vincent Van Dro Says:

    LOL. I think he is though.

    ^^^

    dead

    #rawsesbeard started it’s own tumblr to finance it’s Soul Glo addiction

  177. BK...Then Them Says:

    tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    I don’t know BK…

    That shit is HELLA close.

    Na son..Melanie nice dont get me wrong but Sanaa does for me. I would eat that first off and I really don’t be eating that ya dig.lol

  178. tROUBLEsHOOTER1900 Says:

    Sanaa used to be GOAT. Then came Melanie…………………….

  179. Marv Says:

    What it is nahgas?…

  180. koa29 Says:

    Yo… these TBS game commentators are straight garbage…

  181. Cashmere Cavalli aka Snowbunny Sampson Says:

    Sanaa gave doesn’t like dark meat thanks to Omar Epps

    he fucked it up for all the brothers

    Melanie just wanna have sum babies tho

  182. bLACK fAVRE Says:

    Big Game Andy is dealing

  183. rex hussla Says:

    What about Leona Lewis? She’s got the british accent too

  184. koa29 Says:

    Andy pettitte >>>>>>>>>>>>

    Twins in playoffs <<<<<<<<<<<

  185. Eat Dirt Says:

    Wifey: Angelina Jolie

    Mistress: Angel Lola Luv

    Side-Mistress: Esther Baxter

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  187. hejsa Says:

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  188. hejsa Says:

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