Video: N*E*R*D – Hypnotize You (Live on David Letterman)

Performed for the first time on the Late Show with David Letterman. It’s produced by Daft Punk. Premiering singles on late night television seems to be their thing. Props to Yardie for the rip.

Confirmed: N*E*R*D drops Nothing on November 2nd.

Previously: N*E*R*D’s Nothing Album Cover


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345 Responses to “Video: N*E*R*D – Hypnotize You (Live on David Letterman)”

  1. Captain Planet Says:

    Amp & Troubleshooter = Lady Gaga target audience.

  2. Captain Planet Says:

    Amp & Troubleshooter = Lady Gaga target audience.

  3. fuck boy music Says:

    pharrell is a fuck boy…

  4. fuck boy music Says:

    assalingus

  5. why? Says:

    rapradar.com/2010/09/29/new-music-kanye-west-lost-in-the-world/#comments

    The autotune is used good, the beat is good, the rap is kept to a minimal and overall the track is alright. Shit got tags and is unfinished.

    Likely to buy Watch The Throne instead of Ye LP #5. Not sure, maybe both.

  6. Cypher Says:

    Blankest stare possible after watching that video…

  7. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Captain Planet,

    Just joke my dude. It’s not that serious. Take it in stride. I really could care less about who is going after who. At the end of the day, I want us all to succeed. I really mean no harm. I have long and stressful days in class and come here to crack jokes and talk about Hip-hop (not rap), crack jokes and try to build with people built by the cloth of hip-hop (again, not rap).

    *Daps*

    I hope I didn’t offend you that bad.

  8. dgtheengima Says:

    THIS YE LOST IN THE WORLD IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    You regs lurk HELLA hard at night, lol.

  10. fuck boy music Says:

    flow tight like a dick in a butt

  11. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    THIS YE LOST IN THE WORLD IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^I once was lost in the world. Sleeping in hostiles and monasteries were what was up. A monk’s breakfast in the morning>>>>>>>>>>

  12. Deen Says:

    Insomnia is a mutha…

  13. Cypher Says:

    @ Troubleshooter whats good with that internet suggestions? I need a project to focus on.

  14. AlbertFindsdimes Says:

    Undefeated soccer team>>>

  15. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Nahggers will strictly only catch me on this bitch when I’m at work getting paid, aside from that, as much respeck as I have for Nah, I got beers to drink and my ear to get chewed out by my bint.

  16. EnglandRepresent Says:

    And Amp going back and forth with Chea is fucking ridiculous. Amp. You’re a fucking no name peon son. You’re a nothing. You’re existence is a piece of shit on my shoe and you might want to come back with the standard ‘get off my dick’/’I’m nothing and yet you’re having a pop at me’(n) blah blah blah shit but seriously chief, you got to question God’s hate towards you because fuck me (n) if you didn’t hit every branch on the ‘I’m A Live Example of the Eternally Damned’ tree face first on the way down. No disrespeck and all that. Twat.

  17. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Fuck Boy:

    I’ve been trying to find a Camero manufacturer for you but so far, the only one’s I’m seeing are in Detriot. I’m trying to find one closer to NY for you though.

    What other type of joint are you looking for?

  18. Cypher Says:

    I hope I didn’t offend you that bad.

    ^
    wtf?… nah, i hope all your feelings is hurt. I hope your laptop short circuits from the tears falling down your face.

  19. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    @ Troubleshooter whats good with that internet suggestions? I need a project to focus on.

    ^Coming real soon my dude. I’m clearing out the inbox as I type now. I WILL have you an answer in a little fam. I haven’t forgot. No shit that look like a triangle though, lol.

  20. fuck boy music Says:

    Challenger, Audi A5

    holla TS…you got my email…thanks for the time and research

    appreciate…it…

  21. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    wtf?… nah, i hope all your feelings is hurt. I hope your laptop short circuits from the tears falling down your face.

    *Dies while reading this*

  22. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Trouble I need a new crib in Melbourne, Prahran/Richmond/South Yarra area, around $600k to $750k. Thanks in advance for all the research.

  23. EnglandRepresent Says:

    If you can get it cheaper than that then even better.

  24. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Trouble I need a new crib in Melbourne, Prahran/Richmond/South Yarra area, around $600k to $750k. Thanks in advance for all the research.

    ^lol, bet I could find a bungalow at about 70% of the cost in Melbourne or South Yarra cheaper than 700k.

  25. Cypher Says:

    ^Coming real soon my dude. I’m clearing out the inbox as I type now. I WILL have you an answer in a little fam. I haven’t forgot. No shit that look like a triangle though, lol.

    ^
    I aint rushing ya man. Whenever you get a chance.

  26. koa29 Says:

    “salute” by dipset >>>>>>>>>

  27. The Cool Says:

    Undefeated soccer team>>>

    ^^

    What team is that then??

  28. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    LF: Has anyone noticed that Lupe’s Pressure off of Food & Liquor has seemed more relevant this year than the year it came out?

  29. Cypher Says:

    Damn.. every nigga and his moms hitting TS900 up

    TS900 = Obama?

  30. The Cool Says:

    Trouble, I need shares in Liverpool Football Club. Thanks for the time and the research.

  31. AlbertFindsdimes Says:

    What team is that then??
    ________
    Seattle Sounders

  32. Cypher Says:

    LF: Has anyone noticed that Lupe’s Pressure off of Food & Liquor has seemed more relevant this year than the year it came out?

    ^
    How so?… are you referring to how Jay-Z is once again being linked to a rapper whose supposed to have next?

  33. The Cool Says:

    LF: Has anyone noticed that Lupe’s Pressure off of Food & Liquor has seemed more relevant this year than the year it came out?

    ^^

    Lol. That and Emperors new sound were the best off that album

  34. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Damn.. every nigga and his moms hitting TS900 up

    TS900 = Obama?

    ^LOL, nah. It does gives me something to work on other than school shit. Before I went to get my master’s, I had HELLA projects brewing. Now that I’m in Grad School, I dropped all risk factors and started working on completing my 2 Thesis and studying. I’m happy that I can have some things that are low maintenance that can take my mind back into the realm of the hustle. It’s soothing.

    BTW- Obama literally STAYS 2 blocks from my location. His shit STAY guarded though. I just get mad when I’m coming home and the Secret Service asks me for ID when they know I stay right down the street. I see these niggas every day. STOP ASKING ME FOR SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW!

  35. koa29 Says:

    Has anyone noticed that Lupe’s Pressure off of Food & Liquor has seemed more relevant this year than the year it came out?

    listening now. good call

    definitely some foreshadowing done by this track…

  36. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Trouble, I need shares in Liverpool Football Club. Thanks for the time and the research.

    ^^Wait til the end of this season when that club has completely gone to shit, shares will be worth nothing. I’m a shareholder of Tottenham Hotspur FC, share portfolio lookin like Warren Buffet’s.

  37. koa29 Says:

    Food & Liquor is a classic. there’s no way around that… heat rocks from start to finish on this shit.

  38. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    LF: Has anyone noticed that Lupe’s Pressure off of Food & Liquor has seemed more relevant this year than the year it came out?

    ^
    How so?… are you referring to how Jay-Z is once again being linked to a rapper whose supposed to have next?

    ^Well………. It’s when Lupe said “know I’m down at the beach washing off the fish”, and “beware what the devil do, tell them that your soul aint for sale like the W’s (Tea Party)”

    Jay say’s: My first picture was a line up, know I’m on the Forbes.

    I wish I was in Eng Lit 102 or 101. I’d write a paper about it.

  39. Cypher Says:

    Food & Liquor is a classic. there’s no way around that… heat rocks from start to finish on this shit.

    ^
    and the instrumentals >>>>>

    makes me wonder what happened to lupe lately

    sn He Say She Say… one of the realest songs ever

    Because you know families just like that

  40. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Even the lines Lupe spit about the Pirates pirating was foreshadowing. Shit is a testament to time.

  41. Cypher Says:

    ^Well………. It’s when Lupe said “know I’m down at the beach washing off the fish”, and “beware what the devil do, tell them that your soul aint for sale like the W’s (Tea Party)”

    ^
    I see I said… you mention the song so I did a quick listen to it.. now I got my Lupe catalog playing, I forgot what a good album Food & Liquor was.

    sn Trials and Tribulation > Pressure

  42. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    “Burst into tears, let him he’s serious”

    Chills. Straight chills.

  43. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    sn Trials and Tribulation > Pressure

    *youtube’s immediately*

  44. The Cool Says:

    Trouble, I need shares in Liverpool Football Club. Thanks for the time and the research.

    ^^Wait til the end of this season when that club has completely gone to shit, shares will be worth nothing. I’m a shareholder of Tottenham Hotspur FC, share portfolio lookin like Warren Buffet’s.

    ^^

    Spurs have no fit (nh) centre backs. Your season will be over before christmas

  45. Cypher Says:

    She try to make me understand that shes my number one fan..
    But its like he’s booing from the stands..

    Damn..

  46. Cypher Says:

    sn Trials and Tribulation > Pressure

    *youtube’s immediately*

    ^
    its the original version of Pressure before Jay-Z jumped on it.

  47. Cypher Says:

    Pressure always seemed like a remix to me

  48. fuck boy music Says:

    Challenger, Audi A5

    holla TS…you got my email…thanks for the time and research

    appreciate…it…

  49. dgtheengima Says:

    Man, fuck it.

    What’s happening right now is unheard of. Sure, this can be considered stanning, but Ye is giving hip-hop something that may have never been done before. The scope and reach of different genres for collaborations — to mixed results, but undeniably refreshing. Yes, in my opinion he’s changing the game and I’m giving credit where it’s due.

    The past 8 weeks (his tracks — not featured on others):

    Jay-Z
    Pusha T
    Kid Cudi
    Big Sean
    Common
    Raekwon
    Swizz Beats
    Justin Bieber
    John Legend
    Beyonce
    Nicki Minaj
    Rick Ross
    Bon Iver
    Charlie Wilson
    Mos Def
    RZA
    Cyhi Da Prynce

    The three tracks — maybe four — tracks from the album (Power, Runaway, Mama’s Boyfriend, Lost In the World?) are all great. I’m just excited for the game right now, that’s all.

    Now commence to electronically causing me to leave the comment section with a black eye.

  50. koa29 Says:

    this jeremih x 50 jawnt “5 senses” is kinda smooth. its on that baby makin shit

  51. koa29 Says:

    @dgtheenigma

    when did Mama’s Boyfriend leak out? You got a link ?

  52. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Mark Ronson On Working With D’Angelo: “Nobody Wears Shirts In The Studio

    ^ I’m glad D’Angelo is back making music but AYO!

  53. London Bloke Says:

    I’m a shareholder of Tottenham Hotspur FC, share portfolio lookin like Warren Buffet’s.

    ^

    Roffle

  54. The Cool Says:

    Mark Ronson On Working With D’Angelo: “Nobody Wears Shirts In The Studio

    ^ I’m glad D’Angelo is back making music but AYO!

    ^^

    WTF?? Why would straight men do this?

  55. Tong Po Flo Says:

    WTF?? Why would straight men do this?

    ^ I’m saying tho, D’Angelo gets the monkey off his back and gets surround by fruitbats, D’Angelo stay losing but his music is timeless tho

  56. Mr.Londoner Says:

    # Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 3:17 am

    LF: Has anyone noticed that Lupe’s Pressure off of Food & Liquor has seemed more relevant this year than the year it came out?

    ^
    How so?… are you referring to how Jay-Z is once again being linked to a rapper whose supposed to have next?

    ^Well………. It’s when Lupe said “know I’m down at the beach washing off the fish”, and “beware what the devil do, tell them that your soul aint for sale like the W’s (Tea Party)”

    Jay say’s: My first picture was a line up, know I’m on the Forbes.

    I wish I was in Eng Lit 102 or 101. I’d write a paper about it.
    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=–=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    damn wheres RNC.. wud have written an essay by now

  57. Oscar Says:

    I wink at you, one eyed closed, I ain’t tryin to see bs – 30 roc, I got, 30 hoes woooooooooooo!!!!

  58. Hopp Says:

    Shoutout to Y.E.S. for choosing the old, non-overproduced beat of So Appalled to freestyle on.

    I’m still more down with that one.

  59. Hopp Says:

    Oh, did not kno’ DJ Premier co-produced Monster …

  60. Mr.Londoner Says:

    # Hopp Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 6:51 am

    Oh, did not kno’ DJ Premier co-produced Monster …
    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    whaaa?

    where did you read this

  61. London Bloke Says:

    I read that Obama post

    El feces had me crying…then i saw the hammer harlem shake

  62. Tong Po Flo Says:

    I read that Obama post

    ^ that was a tear inducing post for real, cats went in on Hammer it was worser than the TI one

  63. H Says:

    *daps*

    So after yesterday, who got the new lil wayne ep?

  64. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    So after yesterday, who got the new lil wayne ep?
    =================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?

  65. Tong Po Flo Says:

    who’s lil wayne? I heard of lil handjob his music is ill

  66. Free J Says:

    *daps TPF,Mr. Londoner, Amp, LB, Hopp etc.*

    these last couple of days at work have really pissed me off. got me tellin my superiors fuck everybody and i dont give a fuck what happens

  67. Mag Says:

    Jizzle lost and the Cop won.

    Guess the illuminati group is fickle and will easily devour the weakest in the group.

  68. Casket Face Says:

    mark ronson bang bang bang >

    ^^^

    automatic snow-bunny magnet when played in a fly whip

  69. cOLD Says:

    lemme tell you fools what i’ll do to protect this…

  70. cOLD Says:

    when played in a fly whip

    ^ I have’nt had one of these in a long time… remind me how it feels to hop outta something ill, perferably a coupe with bucket seats and dual exhaust, sitting on factory 19 inch joints.

  71. ant Says:

    casket you got a tracklist for the mix u dropped last week?

  72. Hopp Says:

    ” these last couple of days at work have really pissed me off. ”

    It’s like a roulette. Everyday a commenter comes here and say work been pissing him off.

    * daps *

  73. cOLD Says:

    what kinda whips you niggas pushing?

  74. Casket Face Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    lemme tell you fools what i’ll do to protect this…

    ^^^

    absoluted nothing nigga is a liar

  75. Casket Face Says:

    # ant Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 8:29 am

    casket you got a tracklist for the mix u dropped last week?

    ^^^

    lol real dj’s don’t deal with tracklist and real hip-hop heads don’t need one

    just ask funk flex

  76. cOLD Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:30 am
    ” these last couple of days at work have really pissed me off. ”

    It’s like a roulette. Everyday a commenter comes here and say work been pissing him off.

    * daps *

    ^ work sucks, unless you’re doing something you love. the ideal job would be getting paid to listen to hip hop and type on a blog.. wait a min…

  77. Free J Says:

    the only positive is it possessed me to start writing a song called I Hate My Job, already got a beat

    hook:

    The same routine i wake up pissed off(off)
    My co-workers i want to hit yall(yall)
    Stare at the clock waitin to get off
    Wish that could quit cuz…I Hate My Job!

    yo this song me GW, land, jihad and BSG doin is gonna be dope. Me and Ghost already laid verses and that beat he gave me is official.

  78. Free J Says:

    work sucks, unless you’re doing something you love. the ideal job would be getting paid to listen to hip hop and type on a blog.. wait a min…
    ^^^

    lol for real. cosign

  79. ant Says:

    lol real dj’s don’t deal with tracklist and real hip-hop heads don’t need one

    just ask funk flex

    ^^^
    lol word word

  80. Hopp Says:

    ” the ideal job would be getting paid to listen to hip hop and type on a blog.. wait a min… ”

    lol …

  81. cOLD Says:

    I have a sneaking suspicion that Nas is going to release a streets certified classic. And have atleast one Hov feature. The love received from the streets is going to remind Hov what this shit is really all about, thus bringing him back to marcy (mentally)… and in turn he’ll release his next album for the hungry hip hop fans.

  82. Hopp Says:

    ” My co-workers i want to hit yall(yall) ”

    LOLOL.

    You ain’t gon’ really use that line.

    Right ?

  83. Hopp Says:

    ” Nas is going to release a streets certified classic. And have atleast one Hov feature. The love received from the streets is going to remind Hov what this shit is really all about, thus bringing him back to marcy (mentally)… and in turn he’ll release his next album for the hungry hip hop fans. ”

    Doesn’t sound like a sneaking suspicion.

    Sound like a dream u had a couple days ago.

  84. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ^ work sucks, unless you’re doing something you love.

    ^^

    This is only true to an extent. You can love what you do but hate the people around you,and that’s a ticking time bomb. Especially when you can’t play phony very well.

    *daps the homie cOLD,and everybody present*

  85. London Bloke Says:

    thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3158022/Meet-the-worlds-tallest-toddler.html

    ^

    NBA player of the future?

  86. cOLD Says:

    Doesn’t sound like a sneaking suspicion.

    Sound like a dream u had a couple days ago.

    ^ roffle. keep going!

  87. Hopp Says:

    * daps Jersey *

  88. Free J Says:

    ” My co-workers i want to hit yall(yall) ”

    LOLOL.

    You ain’t gon’ really use that line.

    Right ?
    ^^^

    yea i will and no joke im a let my job hear it too, they been knew i never gave a fuck, not like im sayin names so i cant get in trouble

    and Nas WILL release a classic another cosign to cold

  89. cOLD Says:

    This is only true to an extent. You can love what you do but hate the people around you,and that’s a ticking time bomb. Especially when you can’t play phony very well.

    *daps the homie cOLD,and everybody present*

    ^*daps*

    … true, work enviroment got everything to do with it too.

  90. London Bloke Says:

    Cam – I hate my job is already out btw. Just saying

  91. hl Says:

    cOLD Says:

    I have a sneaking suspicion that Nas is going to release a streets certified classic.

    “[Nasty Nas] never left,” Nas told MTV News when the verse leaked. “I recorded the song in my hometown of New York City. I was feeling the vibe of the streets and sewers, [which] helped me get in that zone”

  92. Casket Face Says:

    I have a sneaking suspicion that Nas is going to release a streets certified classic

    ^^^^

    i53.tinypic.com/214eaes.png

    “what? dis shit gets no play im my ride”

  93. London Bloke Says:

    … true, work enviroment got everything to do with it too

    ^

    Dont you work with an office full of promiscuous Latina’s and Tribes moms?

  94. cOLD Says:

    “[Nasty Nas] never left,” Nas told MTV News when the verse leaked. “I recorded the song in my hometown of New York City. I was feeling the vibe of the streets and sewers, [which] helped me get in that zone”

    ^ good grief

    #prophecy.

  95. Free J Says:

    Cam – I hate my job is already out btw. Just saying
    ^^^

    i thought Cam’s version was called My Job i had the cd but dont remeber the song title…if it is already made then i’ll change the title i was thinkin about the cam title last night actually

    *daps jers*

  96. cOLD Says:

    London Bloke Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:42 am
    … true, work enviroment got everything to do with it too

    ^

    dont you work with an office full of promiscuous Latina’s and Tribes moms?

    ^ that is one of a few amenities -yes.

  97. London Bloke Says:

    Nasty Nas been missing for a while. Even when he demolishing tracks (Victory), I still feel like it hasnt been Nasty Nas-eque

    Hope he returns

  98. Free J Says:

    yea cam’s version is called My Job i jus checked

  99. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps Hopp*

    Yo,around 5 yesterday this shit was comedy central,that MC Hammer youtube video had me on the floor. This nigga is a walking etherfest,he might wanna stay away from dissing people/mammals.

  100. hl Says:

    Nasty Nas been missing for a while. Even when he demolishing tracks (Victory), I still feel like it hasnt been Nasty Nas-eque

    You’re confusing Nas Escobar with Nasty Nas. (nh)

    Esco >>>

  101. Casket Face Says:

    worked with an office of 93 females and 8 males…only male in my department

    my last job >

  102. Free J Says:

    i work wit a bunch of nerds and no bitches…actually the females that do work here look like trolls so iwas doomed from day one

  103. cOLD Says:

    note to nahggars. Anytime sewer and streets are mentioned in the same sentence by a legend. Be worried.

  104. London Bloke Says:

    I got a conference in 15 minutes from 2-5 o’clock. FML

  105. London Bloke Says:

    If you never smashed an average or below female co-worker after drinks, you ain’t lived

  106. cOLD Says:

    i53.tinypic.com/214eaes.png

    “what? dis shit gets no play im my ride”

    ^*dead*

  107. Free J Says:

    i thought MC Hammer’s music life was an etherfest…jus sayin, i do feel bad for him tho….but jus slightly

  108. Mr.Londoner Says:

    daps Free, Bloke, cOLD any ninja in vicinity..

    anyone noticed Jimmy face looking real fruity in that converse ad..

  109. black brokaw Says:

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Jihad,

    ^why is this guy talking to himself? on the internet? I wonder who else has multiple sn’s and talks to themself all day..

  110. cOLD Says:

    Free J Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:48 am
    i thought MC Hammer’s music life was an etherfest…jus sayin, i do feel bad for him tho….but jus slightly

    ^ not saying Hammer can serve Jay, but he is smart enough to disrupt the movement…

  111. Jersey*made*me Says:

    actually the females that do work here look like trolls so iwas doomed from day one

    ^^

    LOL,damn dawg. But be clear,there might be some incredible snatch and dome in at leastone of those trolls. Plus ugly bitches will let you hit em’ in the janitor closet,don’t ask me how I know.

  112. cOLD Says:

    *daps mr londoner*

  113. cOLD Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:50 am
    actually the females that do work here look like trolls so iwas doomed from day one

    ^^

    LOL,damn dawg. But be clear,there might be some incredible snatch and dome in at leastone of those trolls. Plus ugly bitches will let you hit em’ in the janitor closet,don’t ask me how I know.

    ^ lol. #teamdirtbag.

  114. Jersey*made*me Says:

    If you never smashed an average or below female co-worker after drinks, you ain’t lived

    ^^

    Holla!

  115. Hopp Says:

    ” ugly bitches will let you hit em’ in the janitor closet,don’t ask me how I know. ”

    lol.

  116. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ^ lol. #teamdirtbag.

    ^^

    *dons badge*

  117. hl Says:

    “Hobbit bitches/Adapt to any closet bitches”

    #BiggieGems

  118. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    # black brokaw Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Jihad,

    ^why is this guy talking to himself? on the internet? I wonder who else has multiple sn’s and talks to themself all day..
    ==============================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?

  119. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I been drinking a shot and a brew every morning,what is this?

  120. Hopp Says:

    ” You kidding, right? ”

    Word …

  121. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I been drinking a shot and a brew every morning,what is this?
    ==========================================
    The breakfast of champions…and alcoholics.

  122. cOLD Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:55 am
    I been drinking a shot and a brew every morning,what is this?

    ^ stress?

  123. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    London Bloke Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Nasty Nas been missing for a while. Even when he demolishing tracks (Victory), I still feel like it hasnt been Nasty Nas-eque

    Hope he returns

    ^^^

    co sign, nas been ghost since gods son

  124. The Cool Says:

    Yo, in two weeks I’ll be in Jamaica…

    The food (plantain, ackee, saltfish, bammi, bread fruit, lobster etc) >>>
    The weather >>>
    And the bitches? Oh, Lord! The bitches! © G Money

  125. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 8:53 am
    # black brokaw Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Jihad,

    ^why is this guy talking to himself? on the internet? I wonder who else has multiple sn’s and talks to themself all day..
    ==============================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?
    ^^^^
    Wait black brokaw and jihad is the same person?

  126. Free J Says:

    ” You kidding, right? ”

    Word …

    ^^

    co-word and confusion…
    —-

    i would fuck an average bitch but not these bitches plus they hella annoying and the ones closer to my age play dungeons and dragons. and do that LARP shit…Live Action Role Playing. i cant fuk wit it

  127. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Am I the only person that has used the same name since i started on Nahright

  128. Rey Says:

    Mornin’ Nahggers. *salutes*

  129. Hopp Says:

    ” The weather >>> ”

    Word ?

  130. Casket Face Says:

    # London Bloke Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 8:48 am

    If you never smashed an average or below female co-worker after drinks, you ain’t lived

    ^^^

    i54.tinypic.com/29f8pwm.gif

    me after i realized the L i took

  131. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Wait black brokaw and jihad is the same person?
    ===================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?

  132. Plug Says:

    I been drinking a shot and a brew every morning,what is this?
    ——-
    my old dude got me not wanting to drink ever again. he said too much hooch whiler you’re young makes ya pecker limp when you get older.

    I stopped blazing. but I cant let the bottle go. word to the Eazus Jezus I had on the way here….

  133. Rey Says:

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Am I the only person that has used the same name since i started on Nahright

    ^^^

    Aside from some minor dalliances with McLovin and LadiesMan217, I’ve consistently been Rey.

  134. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Free J Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:01 am
    ” You kidding, right? ”

    Word …

    ^^

    co-word and confusion…
    —-

    i would fuck an average bitch but not these bitches plus they hella annoying and the ones closer to my age play dungeons and dragons. and do that LARP shit…Live Action Role Playing. i cant fuk wit it
    ^^^^
    role playing>_________

  135. Hopp Says:

    ” and do that LARP shit…Live Action Role Playing. ”

    Whattafuck is that, tho ?

  136. Free J Says:

    co sign, nas been ghost since gods son
    ^^^

    hell fuckin yea. co-sign that. everything afterwards been mediocre to sub par. lets be clear, for the average rapper it would be dope but Nas is a higher caliber artist

  137. Jersey*made*me Says:

    The breakfast of champions…and alcoholics.

    ^^

    Word. I binge drink several times a year but I can’t figure out why. I do it in the best of times and the worst. I think people over analyze substance use.

  138. Casket Face Says:

    an alcoholic female <

  139. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    hella annoying and the ones closer to my age play dungeons and dragons. and do that LARP shit…Live Action Role Playing. i cant fuk wit it
    ==========================================
    Quietly, those be the freaks.

    Ask one of em to put your sword in her scabbard.

    She’ll get the hint.

  140. Free J Says:

    Am I the only person that has used the same name since i started on Nahright

    ^^^

    i would have the same name but for some reason my other one stopped workin dont kno what the fuck happened.

    that LARP shit is ppl who dress up in costumes acting out video games and comics. like i like video games and comics but not that much.

    @Iceberg – lol guess it depends on the situation

  141. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Wait black brokaw and jihad is the same person?
    ===================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?
    ^^^^

    I guess i nvr pay that close attention, what is the purpose of having two names??

  142. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    God’s Son is only better then Nastradamus & Streets Disciple.

  143. cOLD Says:

    an alcoholic female <

    ^ sheeeit. Dont let her be depressed too. that's all orifices at all times.

  144. black brokaw Says:

    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?

    ^i see you have already clocked in. i dont know what you mean by this though.

  145. Free J Says:

    Quietly, those be the freaks.

    Ask one of em to put your sword in her scabbard.

    She’ll get the hint.
    ^^^

    lol. she still loks like a troll tho, i aint gettin peer rpessured into fuckin one of these gremlins
    —-

    i feel more normal when im fucked up, anyone else?

  146. cOLD Says:

    I guess i nvr pay that close attention, what is the purpose of having two names??

    ^ nothing wrong with it if its known. Sometimes i feel like cOLD and other times I feel like reggaetonslasher.

  147. Jersey*made*me Says:

    And the bitches? Oh, Lord! The bitches! © G Money

    ^^

    LMAO

  148. black brokaw Says:

    #

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:05 am

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Wait black brokaw and jihad is the same person?
    ===================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?
    ^^^^

    I guess i nvr pay that close attention, what is the purpose of having two names??

    ^of course you come out the bushes when its brought up. you’re one of those people. so you can answer your own question.

  149. Free J Says:

    God’s Son is only better then Nastradamus & Streets Disciple.
    ^^^

    lol no-sign fam. i think its better that HHID and Untitled too

  150. cOLD Says:

    a stressed verse, seems to be what they most thirst.

  151. Remixznflow Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 2:46 am

    And Amp going back and forth with Chea is fucking ridiculous. Amp. You’re a fucking no name peon son. You’re a nothing. You’re existence is a piece of shit on my shoe and you might want to come back with the standard ‘get off my dick’/’I’m nothing and yet you’re having a pop at me’(n) blah blah blah shit but seriously chief, you got to question God’s hate towards you because fuck me (n) if you didn’t hit every branch on the ‘I’m A Live Example of the Eternally Damned’ tree face first on the way down. No disrespeck and all that. Twat.

    ^
    GOTTDAMN… whhaaaattt happened on here last night?

    this that even if i stuttered i would sh sh sh shit on you (c) pun the greatest ether.

  152. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    I am a big drinker also, due to drug test atleast 5 times a year in my line of work. But, the only thing that bothers me about drinking is i hear u age faster and look older as time goes on. Every older person that still looks young i ask them there secret and they say no newports and very little drinking….fuck

  153. Free J Says:

    nothing wrong with it if its known. Sometimes i feel like cOLD and other times I feel like reggaetonslasher.
    ^^^

    lmao

    >>>>>schizophrenia

  154. Remixznflow Says:

    good morning to all of you on this blessed wednesday…

    coffee in the cup… lets get it.. (n)

    *energized daps to all*

  155. Plug Says:

    I guess i nvr pay that close attention, what is the purpose of having two names??
    ——-
    I was against aliases, but once a ya chick gets wise to a ninja being on here, you gotta have an alias for raunchy stories

  156. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ^ sheeeit. Dont let her be depressed too. that’s all orifices at all times.

    ^^
    sizzle

  157. Hopp Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 2:46 am
    And Amp going back and forth with Chea is fucking ridiculous. Amp. You’re a fucking no name peon son. You’re a nothing. You’re existence is a piece of shit on my shoe and you might want to come back with the standard ‘get off my dick’/’I’m nothing and yet you’re having a pop at me’(n) blah blah blah shit but seriously chief, you got to question God’s hate towards you because fuck me (n) if you didn’t hit every branch on the ‘I’m A Live Example of the Eternally Damned’ tree face first on the way down. No disrespeck and all that. Twat.
    ^
    GOTTDAMN… whhaaaattt happened on here last night?
    this that even if i stuttered i would sh sh sh shit on you (c) pun the greatest ether.
    ^

    Christ …

  158. hl Says:

    a stressed verse, seems to be what they most thirst.

    ^Prodigy?

  159. Rey Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 2:46 am

    And Amp going back and forth with Chea is fucking ridiculous. Amp. You’re a fucking no name peon son. You’re a nothing. You’re existence is a piece of shit on my shoe and you might want to come back with the standard ‘get off my dick’/’I’m nothing and yet you’re having a pop at me’(n) blah blah blah shit but seriously chief, you got to question God’s hate towards you because fuck me (n) if you didn’t hit every branch on the ‘I’m A Live Example of the Eternally Damned’ tree face first on the way down. No disrespeck and all that. Twat.

    ^^^

    *retroactively daps EngRep* (no)

  160. mcb Says:

    wednesday>tuesday

    hello

  161. Casket Face Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:03 am

    hella annoying and the ones closer to my age play dungeons and dragons. and do that LARP shit…Live Action Role Playing. i cant fuk wit it
    ==========================================
    Quietly, those be the freaks.

    Ask one of em to put your sword in her scabbard.

    She’ll get the hint.

    ^^^

    son my neighbor is a gotdam hoarder this bitch got hamster cages and dungeons and dragons boxes in her back seat of her car

    i actually took pictures of it cause nobody at school believed me

    one night she shows up to the crib @ 1am with a Zelda bathrobe on busting out of it asking if i seen her cat…my girl was sleep in the bedroom i’m in the living room doing calisthenics watching mad men…

    she’s like “you seen my cat”

    i’m like ” i don’t think i have”

    she’s like “i know shes hungry, she must like you she always around your door”

    at that point i took every nerve not to take it as a sexual innuendo
    and just told her if i see her i give her a holla, but i was 100% she wanted dick.

  162. Free J Says:

    I am a big drinker also, due to drug test atleast 5 times a year in my line of work. But, the only thing that bothers me about drinking is i hear u age faster and look older as time goes on. Every older person that still looks young i ask them there secret and they say no newports and very little drinking….fuck
    ^^^

    dam i never knew that alcohol does that. i kinda figured smokin would

  163. Rey Says:

    *daps remix*

    *walks away with his wallet*

    *sees only $2 in it*

  164. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    So when u choose a diff. screen name, do you also play that persona?? smmfh, let me find out there are only like 7 regs and everyone has 3 diff. screen names

  165. Remixznflow Says:

    yo… EngRep might have had the GOAT diatribe right there….

    that was awe inspiring…

  166. cOLD Says:

    Ice you smoke ports too, I’ve been off them for about five years… and nearing 2 months clean from the black and milds.

  167. Plug Says:

    I am a big drinker also, due to drug test atleast 5 times a year in my line of work. But, the only thing that bothers me about drinking is i hear u age faster and look older as time goes on. Every older person that still looks young i ask them there secret and they say no newports and very little drinking….fock
    ——
    Its not the aging that should scare you, it SHOULD be the middle age impotance

  168. Free J Says:

    *daps remix,mcb, Rey, hl and Casket Face*

  169. Remixznflow Says:

    # Rey Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:11 am

    *daps remix*

    *walks away with his wallet*

    *sees only $2 in it*

    ^
    *dead*

    actually… my wallet is EMPTY… damn…

    shoulda taken the debit/credit cards….

    *shrugs*

    dumb thieves and all that…

  170. cOLD Says:

    hl Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:10 am
    a stressed verse, seems to be what they most thirst.

    ^Prodigy?

    ^ who else could it be, parked in a marked van.

  171. Hopp Says:

    ” yo… EngRep might have had the GOAT diatribe right there…. ”

    Forreal, tho …

    Worth a nomination at the very least.

  172. Free J Says:

    So when u choose a diff. screen name, do you also play that persona?? smmfh, let me find out there are only like 7 regs and everyone has 3 diff. screen names
    ^^^

    lol

  173. Hopp Says:

    ” dumb thieves and all that… ”

    lol.

  174. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Casket Face Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:11 am
    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:03 am

    hella annoying and the ones closer to my age play dungeons and dragons. and do that LARP shit…Live Action Role Playing. i cant fuk wit it
    ==========================================
    Quietly, those be the freaks.

    Ask one of em to put your sword in her scabbard.

    She’ll get the hint.

    ^^^

    son my neighbor is a gotdam hoarder this bitch got hamster cages and dungeons and dragons boxes in her back seat of her car

    i actually took pictures of it cause nobody at school believed me

    one night she shows up to the crib @ 1am with a Zelda bathrobe on busting out of it asking if i seen her cat…my girl was sleep in the bedroom i’m in the living room doing calisthenics watching mad men…

    she’s like “you seen my cat”

    i’m like ” i don’t think i have”

    she’s like “i know shes hungry, she must like you she always around your door”

    at that point i took every nerve not to take it as a sexual innuendo
    and just told her if i see her i give her a holla, but i was 100% she wanted dick.
    ^^^

    Niggas we are nasty, you got ur girl in the house but still we think the hoarder next door wants to fuck…

  175. cOLD Says:

    Its not the aging that should scare you, it SHOULD be the middle age impotance

    ^ this.

    every married couple or atleast serious couple probably had that talk, wifey be like I will never leave you if you couldnt get it up any more. The she’d be like you’ll prolly bounce if the puss stopped working. lol.

  176. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @Iceberg

    That’s bullshit,i STILL GET CARDED AND I’M IN MY THIRTIES. Besides the fact that i’m handsome,I have boyish good looks. Liquor can’t fade that.

  177. Remixznflow Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Ice you smoke ports too, I’ve been off them for about five years… and nearing 2 months clean from the black and milds.

    ^
    i gotta smoke a black and mild at least once a year…

    i dont know why…

  178. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    cOLD Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Ice you smoke ports too, I’ve been off them for about five years… and nearing 2 months clean from the black and milds.
    ^^^^

    Hell no, i dont fck with cigs at all, shit is death. Thats just what the older people told me to stay away from

  179. cOLD Says:

    Plug Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:09 am
    I guess i nvr pay that close attention, what is the purpose of having two names??
    ——-
    I was against aliases, but once a ya chick gets wise to a ninja being on here, you gotta have an alias for raunchy stories

    ^ I mean look at these rap niggas… Wu, Hov, Nas etc… they all switch names up with the times. Its perfectly normal to switch names.

  180. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I’m Amp & that’s it. Can’t speak for the other 5 of y’all.

  181. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:15 am
    # cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Ice you smoke ports too, I’ve been off them for about five years… and nearing 2 months clean from the black and milds.

    ^
    i gotta smoke a black and mild at least once a year…

    i dont know why…
    ^^^^

    co sign and whats funny is a bad bitch at uconn put me on to them…

  182. mcb Says:

    I wonder whats worse/makes you age faster

    booze or stress.

    and yes I know stress leads to booze.

    but just wondering,

  183. cOLD Says:

    i gotta smoke a black and mild at least once a year…

    i dont know why…

    ^ I dig that…. something about tobbaco smoke… or a cigar, seems necessary.

  184. 456 Says:

    And Amp going back and forth with Chea is fucking ridiculous. Amp. You’re a fucking no name peon son. You’re a nothing. You’re existence is a piece of shit on my shoe and you might want to come back with the standard ‘get off my dick’/’I’m nothing and yet you’re having a pop at me’(n) blah blah blah shit but seriously chief, you got to question God’s hate towards you because fuck me (n) if you didn’t hit every branch on the ‘I’m A Live Example of the Eternally Damned’ tree face first on the way down. No disrespeck and all that. Twat.

    ^*places plaque in the etheric halls

  185. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    she’s like “you seen my cat”

    i’m like ” i don’t think i have”

    she’s like “i know shes hungry, she must like you she always around your door”

    at that point i took every nerve not to take it as a sexual innuendo
    and just told her if i see her i give her a holla, but i was 100% she wanted dick.
    =============================
    ROFL!

  186. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    LOL@Dungeons and Dragons

    ha hahaaaaaa.Damn I used to play that shit in the 80`s.Probably the only black kid in Bed Stuy who did.

    pardon my manners

    *universal daps*

    I love my job actually.Never had to beg for a raise.Privately/family owned company.Me and this other african guy are the only black males at the company.Mad females under 30 white and asians.I never fucked anybody here..yet.Man this pastry with this dr.pepper>>>>>

  187. Remixznflow Says:

    ^*places plaque in the etheric halls

    ^i think what made that so damn potent… was the single ‘twat.’ at the end…

    had a nigga in tears…

  188. Hopp Says:

    youraudiofix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/celebrity2.jpg

    Did this leak already ?

  189. Rey Says:

    lol @ remix..

    *daps free j, 456, Iceberg, cOLD, mcb, Amp, Jers, HL, et al*

  190. Plug Says:

    every married couple or atleast serious couple probably had that talk, wifey be like I will never leave you if you couldnt get it up any more.
    ——
    my ish didnt work one time incollege, turns out the chick had herpititis

    I guess its real talk that we’ll all experiance the ish in time.

  191. Remixznflow Says:

    Mad females under 30 white and asians.I never fucked anybody here..yet.

    ^yo sick.. i just need 20 mins and a ‘walk through’ of the office….

    live vicariously through me fam… through me…. (nhjic)

  192. 456 Says:

    you got to question God’s hate towards you

  193. The Shot Clock Says:

    alotta niggas singing that just flat out cannot sing.

  194. Casket Face Says:

    middle aged professional white woman get trophy for most horniest

    i’m talking 6 figure bitches you catch at restaurants after work grabbing a drink

    used to work at a posh nightclub when i was 18, happy hour was 5-8…man, them was the GLORY days

  195. Remixznflow Says:

    # The Shot Clock Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:20 am

    alotta niggas singing that just flat out cannot sing.

    ^
    and alot of niggas rappin that flat out cannot rap….

    gotta weed through the bullshit…

  196. cOLD Says:

    might aswell off yaself if you cant get it up anymore… what, you just gonna eat pussy for the rest of your life. That shit will get hella frustrating.

  197. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps Mex,plug,Rey,Ta Ta(456),SICK*

  198. cOLD Says:

    sup Rey.

  199. hl Says:

    cOLD Says:

    might aswell off yaself if you cant get it up anymore… what, you just gonna eat pussy for the rest of your life.

    lol

  200. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    mcb Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:17 am
    I wonder whats worse/makes you age faster

    booze or stress.

    and yes I know stress leads to booze.

    but just wondering,

    ^^^^
    short term has to be stressed, during the most stressfull times i went throw, a few strings of gray hair would pop on my head and facial hair. But once things calm down it always went away.

  201. cOLD Says:

    Ta Ta(456)

    ^ *spits on mexican cartel drug lord*

  202. Beezy Says:

    LOST IN THE WORLD

  203. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    used to work at a posh nightclub when i was 18, happy hour was 5-8…man, them was the GLORY days
    ================================
    I was a barback at a bar/restaurant when I was 16.

    I’d get molested by middle aged white women on a daily basis.

    I miss those days.

  204. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    hl Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:23 am
    cOLD Says:

    might aswell off yaself if you cant get it up anymore… what, you just gonna eat pussy for the rest of your life.

    lol
    ^^^^

    Shots at ninjas in wheelchairs?

  205. Plug Says:

    might aswell off yaself if you cant get it up anymore… what, you just gonna eat yssup for the rest of your life. That shit will get hella frustrating.
    ——
    thats the road we all travel down at the rate cats is drinkin and smokin… plus lack of exersise… I stopped the smokin and fast food… now all I need it to exersise more and let loose the hooch and I’ll be smashin at age 80

  206. Remixznflow Says:

    that katt stacks video of her puss gotta nigga rethinkin that whole ‘i wouldnt fuck her with YOUR dick’ statement…

    oooweeee…..

  207. Remixznflow Says:

    *daps Jersey*Lusts*men*

  208. 456 Says:

    *daps Mex,plug,Rey,Ta Ta(456),SICK*

    ^even crack dealers think newark’s too grimy. the city smells frowsy.

  209. cOLD Says:

    short term has to be stressed, during the most stressfull times i went throw, a few strings of gray hair would pop on my head and facial hair. But once things calm down it always went away.

    ^ real talk stress effects the immune system bad… Not only that but studies show that if you suppress the spontaneaity and primal instinct we have as beings that also can make you sick. Point is, it’s in mans nature to spread his seed, denying this urge will make you sick.

  210. Free J Says:

    *daps SICK, Beezy and The Shot Clock*

    @SICK – yo i made a bunch of improvements to the song from delivery to changed bars. that shit was sounding like i was whining before but now its more calm and story like. death is no joke, when its done i’ll send it to ya email

  211. Troyvul Says:

    *daps Mex,Ta Ta(456),
    ^
    Jersey, has ascended to top 3 DOA of Nah funny men

    Sup screenames

  212. Jersey*made*me Says:

    ^even crack dealers think newark’s too grimy. the city smells frowsy.

    ^^

    You already know

  213. Free J Says:

    *daps 456*

  214. hl Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    *daps Jersey*Lusts*men*

    ^wow…

  215. Beezy Says:

    there is an easy cure for stress…smoke weed

    alcoholism is less easy to cure…and who would want to?

  216. Hopp Says:

    * daps Troyvul *

  217. cOLD Says:

    *daps Jersey*Lusts*men*

    ^ *casually crosses the Afghan boarder with USA flag*

  218. Free J Says:

    there is an easy cure for stress…smoke weed

    alcoholism is less easy to cure…and who would want to?
    ^^^

    i dont believe in addiction, either u do it or u dont. ive smoked cigarettes b4 but never bought apack didnt see the point. cant smoke weed when i get randomly drug tested so i have to drink. personally, if u get fucked up on whatever and it doesnt affect the way u function who cares?

  219. Casket Face Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:23 am

    used to work at a posh nightclub when i was 18, happy hour was 5-8…man, them was the GLORY days
    ================================
    I was a barback at a bar/restaurant when I was 16.

    I’d get molested by middle aged white women on a daily basis.

    I miss those days.

    ^^^

    i was a floater (making sure customers were happy)

    bathroom
    parking lot
    hotel across the street
    the renaissance marriot
    40 min drives back to their house
    behind curtains
    vip couches
    fire escapes

    man, oh man i wish i could have my life at 19 back

  220. Free J Says:

    *daps Troyvul and any other late commentors*

  221. mcb Says:

    Beezy Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:28 am
    there is an easy cure for stress…smoke weed

    alcoholism is less easy to cure…and who would want to?
    ^^^
    this is whats good for me.

    I like(d) that booze too much. I really slowed down a bit, i just puff green, and mainlyjoints now too.

  222. Beezy Says:

    Jersey, has ascended to top 3 DOA of Nah funny men

    ^he is more of a commenter you laugh at, like a Rey

    as opposed to someone who makes you laugh, like a Coonery

  223. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:25 am
    *daps Jersey*Lusts*men*

    ^^
    That’s aight nigga,that’s why they gone confuse your wedding for a food bank. Throwing all that yellow rice.

  224. Hopp Says:

    ” i dont believe in addiction ”

    Most addicted people don’t.

  225. Troyvul Says:

    *Daps Hopp, that new WTK track was flames, It would be nice to see him do a tape w/Don Cannon

  226. cOLD Says:

    even crack dealers think newark’s too grimy. the city smells frowsy.

    ^ it hurts me to cosign this.

  227. 456 Says:

    *daps free j, jersey, beezy, hl, cOLD, troyvul, remix ,plug, the ghost of ampgeez, the rest of the nah massive

  228. The Shot Clock Says:

    *daps*

  229. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Beezy stay wearing a jersey with my name on it.

  230. Rey Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:30 am

    Jersey, has ascended to top 3 DOA of Nah funny men

    ^he is more of a commenter you laugh at, like a Rey

    as opposed to someone who makes you laugh, like a Coonery

    ^^^

    Morning, Beez. Hope you were able to wash all the blood off your ice cream man uniform.

  231. Hopp Says:

    ” that new WTK track was flames ”

    Yo, u heard the one wit’ LA The Darkman ?

    Lee Bannon got quite a streak wit’ them beats.

  232. Remixznflow Says:

    That’s aight nigga,that’s why they gone confuse your wedding for a food bank. Throwing all that yellow rice.

    ^
    i cant win…

  233. Free J Says:

    @Hopp – true but i dont see a purpose in quittin somethin that isnt affecting your normal life. doctors say im healthy and i only drink when im partyin not jus to do it, thats lame to me

  234. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    as opposed to someone who makes you laugh, like a Coonery
    ==============================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You kidding, right?

  235. mcb Says:

    *returns daps*

    oh shit Ab Liva track, i gots to go listen to that

  236. Remixznflow Says:

    You kidding, right?

    ^
    Coonery is funny….

    dont front…

  237. 456 Says:

    if u get fucked up on whatever and it doesnt affect the way u function who cares?

    ^its a slippery slope. living in america, everybody’s trying to get you to be addicted to something. its the thing you least expect that gets you. i managed to avoid caffeine, sugar, alcohol, aspirin and all the other chemicals. but weed and sex got me. i’ll make very bad decisions for sex.

  238. hl Says:

    I try not to keep much alchohol in the crib. I’ll go out and get a six pack once a week or so. My pops is the same way. He has a few brothers who’ve been drinking hard everyday for years and they’ve aged HORRIBLY in comparison.

  239. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    *Daps to the Squad*

    G. Dep’s Everyday combined with my lack of sleep, multiplied by my hunger to make more money has me on a short fuse today.

    I snapped on some lady on the train who asked me to turn the music in my headphones down.

    Normally, i would have just ignored her. Today i told her get out my face witha that bullshit

  240. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Coonery is funny….
    ==================
    If funny means gay, he’s fucking hilarious.

  241. Hopp Says:

    ” i only drink when im partyin not jus to do it ”

    That’s more safe.

    Keep it that way, fam …

  242. Casket Face Says:

    # Remixznflow Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:24 am

    that katt stacks video of her puss gotta nigga rethinkin that whole ‘i wouldnt fuck her with YOUR dick’ statement…

    oooweeee…..

    ^^^

    son she got that shit b …she was on world star calling std clinics

  243. cOLD Says:

    top 5 funny nah commentors

    1. Landlord
    2. Jersey lust men
    3. Beezy
    4. Casket
    5. LondonBloke Coonery

  244. 456 Says:

    all the blood off your ice cream man uniform

    ^beezy’s fridge has a lock on it.

  245. Beezy Says:

    Coonery is funny as shit.

    his stories are outrageous, preposterous, and hilarious.

  246. Hopp Says:

    ” If funny means gay, he’s fucking hilarious. ”

    lol.

  247. Troyvul Says:

    Yo, u heard the one wit’ LA The Darkman
    ^
    Nah not yet, but I like there two contrasting styles when they hop on the same track

  248. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Kat Stacks is repulsive.

    Any nigga who fucked her is a retard.

  249. Remixznflow Says:

    son she got that shit b …she was on world star calling std clinics

    ^
    i know… i know.. but… she was twerkin that ass… and them titties looked right…

    i see how niggas get the monster now… i see…

  250. The Shot Clock Says:

    Coonery is funny….

    dont front…

    ^

    true.

  251. cOLD Says:

    his stories are outrageous, preposterous, and hilarious.

    ^ Goat stories award, has to go to Plug.

  252. Rey Says:

    lol @ 456..

    ~~~

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Coonery is funny….
    ==================
    If funny means gay, he’s fucking hilarious.

    ^^^

    Wow.

  253. CiCi The Intern Says:

    DC (District of Chase) Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:35 am
    *Daps to the Squad*

    G. Dep’s Everyday combined with my lack of sleep, multiplied by my hunger to make more money has me on a short fuse today.

    I snapped on some lady on the train who asked me to turn the music in my headphones down.

    Normally, i would have just ignored her. Today i told her get out my face witha that bullshit
    ^^

    On the Metro? Bless you.

    *daps the squad*

  254. 456 Says:

    cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:36 am
    top 5 funny nah commentors

    1. Landlord
    2. Jersey lust men
    3. Beezy
    4. Casket
    5. LondonBloke Coonery

    ^1. feces
    2. land
    3. beezy
    4. jersey
    5.engrep

  255. Hopp Says:

    ” Nah not yet ”

    OnSMASH got it, ‘case you’re interested.

    Boston George’s the name.

  256. cOLD Says:

    Kat Stacks is repulsive.

    Any nigga who fucked her is a retard.

    ^ smh. Like you wouldnt smash on the humble.

  257. Remixznflow Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:36 am

    top 5 funny nah commentors

    1. Landlord
    2. Jersey lust men
    3. Beezy
    4. Casket
    5. LondonBloke Coonery

    ^
    i know you resisted typing your name in one of them spots…

    unless you ARE one of those commenters already…

    *thinks*

  258. b Says:

    *daps all of yall* is that jeezy worth downloading at work, or period for that matter?

  259. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    Beezy Says:

    September 29th, 2016 at 9:26 am
    there is an easy cure for stress…smoke weed

    ^^^^^^6

    “And i know i shouldnt be relyin on sess

    But everytime i get high i 4get why i was stressed” (c) Elzhi

    *daps all*

  260. Beezy Says:

    cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:38 am

    his stories are outrageous, preposterous, and hilarious.

    ^ Goat stories award, has to go to Plug.

    >>his are true though

    Coonery’s are just blatant lies.

  261. Hopp Says:

    ” Goat stories award, has to go to Plug. ”

    I co-sign this statement.

  262. cOLD Says:

    damn I forgot about eng rep, but he don’t really count, its not that difficult to be funny in the company of baffoons on the night shift.

  263. Remixznflow Says:

    ^ Goat stories award, has to go to Plug.

    ^ i cant disagree with this…

    nigga tells stories complete with photos and errything…

  264. Hopp Says:

    ” unless you ARE one of those commenters already… ”

    Ha !

  265. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I snapped on some lady on the train who asked me to turn the music in my headphones down.

    Normally, i would have just ignored her. Today i told her get out my face witha that bullshit
    ===============================
    I don’t even respond to that request. I just throw em the ice grill & turn my shit up even louder.

  266. cOLD Says:

    Coonery’s are just blatant lies.

    ^ true, the creative factor does weigh in.

  267. Beezy Says:

    I’d have to say its a tie between Feces/land for my funniest commenter vote…

    Honorable Mention to EngRep

    cOLD is more of a conversationalist than a jokester

    London Bloke used to make me laugh, but he fell off.

  268. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    ^ Goat stories award, has to go to Plug.

    ^ i cant disagree with this…

    nigga tells stories complete with photos and errything…

    ^If Plug is the cat that told the story about hitting the blind teacher in the head with the apple, then I emphatically co-sign this statement

  269. 456 Says:

    jersey and beezy are like a comedy team. laurel n’ hardy type niggas

  270. Jersey*made*me Says:

    What’s black and bounces up and down in a baby’s crib?

  271. cOLD Says:

    cOLD is more of a conversationalist than a jokester

    London Bloke used to make me laugh, but he fell off.

    ^ cosign on both. Bloke fell way off.

  272. Mini Daddy Says:

    Mark Ronson On Working With D’Angelo: “Nobody Wears Shirts In The Studio

    ^ I’m glad D’Angelo is back making music but AYO!

    ^^

    WTF?? Why would straight men do this?
    ======

    ronson has the gay gene in his family

  273. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Beezy’s a dumbass … in a good way.

  274. Troyvul Says:

    Coonery’s stories are on some next level ish

  275. Casket Face Says:

    # Remixznflow Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:37 am

    son she got that shit b …she was on world star calling std clinics

    ^
    i know… i know.. but… she was twerkin that ass… and them titties looked right…

    i see how niggas get the monster now… i see…

    ^^^

    nah soon as she opens her mouth i get turned off…i HATE hoodrats that talk like hoodrats

  276. Beezy Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Beezy’s a dumbass … in a good way.

    ^Ha!

    Whaddup Ci-Dub

  277. Remixznflow Says:

    nah soon as she opens her mouth i get turned off…i HATE hoodrats that talk like hoodrats

    ^
    thats. why. you. mute. them. in reality or watching them on wshh…

  278. cOLD Says:

    Coonery’s stories are on some next level ish

    ^ complete with herms and louis vuitton banter

  279. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    twitrpix.com/bwz2
    ^^^
    Who would`nt smash???

    @Free J yeah son perfection takes time.I`m sure it`s gonna be sick(pun intended)

    Jerz is one of the funniest niggas on here.It` comes off naturally.Feces gets the nod(II)for the funniest.

  280. Free J Says:

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site, he belittles some of the nahggers on here and turns ur statement against u, lol he damn near makes u hate urself.

    @456 – true. guess im addicted to music.

    @Hopp – yea fuck binge drinkin or usin that shit for stress

  281. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    i HATE hoodrats that talk like hoodrats
    ====================
    This.

    And those tits look like they belong on a mannequin.

    And that ass looks like they split a basketball and shoved it under her skin.

    That bitch is twisted.

  282. hl Says:

    Mark Ronson On Working With D’Angelo: “Nobody Wears Shirts In The Studio

    lmao It’s too early for this.

  283. Remixznflow Says:

    *throws miles austin jersey on*

    *harlem shakes in front of CiCi*

    *lets a fart slip*

  284. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:42 am
    What’s black and bounces up and down in a baby’s crib?

    ^^^^^^^^
    lol right on fuckin que. What?

  285. Remixznflow Says:

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site, he belittles some of the nahggers on here and turns ur statement against u, lol he damn near makes u hate urself.

    ^
    that nigga STAY starting shit.. then plays the victim… it entertaining at the least…

  286. Jersey*made*me Says:

    If Kat Stacks showed me some papers from a clean blood test,not only would I smash,I would bite that. I know the sex is incredible.

  287. cOLD Says:

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site, he belittles some of the nahggers on here and turns ur statement against u, lol he damn near makes u hate urself.

    ^ his relentless jesting of joe88 is admirable and tear worthy.

  288. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site, he belittles some of the nahggers on here and turns ur statement against u, lol he damn near makes u hate urself.
    ================================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You’re kidding, right?

  289. b Says:

    ima ask again hows that jeezy ?

  290. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:42 am
    What’s black and bounces up and down in a baby’s crib?

    ^^^^^^^^
    lol right on fuckin que. What?

    ^^

    Beezy’s ass

  291. ghost writer Says:

    456 Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:38 am
    cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:36 am
    top 5 funny nah commentors

    1. Landlord
    2. Jersey lust men
    3. Beezy
    4. Casket
    5. LondonBloke Coonery

    ^1. feces
    2. land
    3. beezy
    4. jersey
    5.engrep

    ^
    Cypher and collinB are some funny cats too

  292. cOLD Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Land is the funniest nigga on this site, he belittles some of the nahggers on here and turns ur statement against u, lol he damn near makes u hate urself.
    ================================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You’re kidding, right?

    ^ what say you?

  293. Remixznflow Says:

    twitrpix.com/bwz1

    ^
    i would prefer THIS if i had a choice honestly…

    myyyyyyy goodness…

  294. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    Oh, FTR That 24 Hour Karate School album is crazy. Ski did his thing with the beats on that shit.

    And I see why Dame and Ski would be mad at Mos for not clearing his verses, he had the best song/beat on the album.

  295. Free J Says:

    kat stacks is average at best and minus the std id prolly smash but then again….i HATE hoodrat bitches. i said this some tiem ago but once again…

    smart bitches wit common sense>>>>>

  296. cOLD Says:

    Cypher and collinB are some funny cats too

    ^ does collinB still comment here?

  297. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site,

    ^^

    hands down,that nigga retarded

  298. Hopp Says:

    ” that nigga STAY starting shit.. then plays the victim… ”

    Word.

  299. hl Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site, he belittles some of the nahggers on here and turns ur statement against u, lol he damn near makes u hate urself.
    ================================================
    *Blank Stare*

    You’re kidding, right?

    ^lol Speak on it.

  300. cOLD Says:

    smart bitches wit common sense>>>>>

    *side eyes* (no homo). We are talking about smashing and not wifing right?

  301. cOLD Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:47 am
    twitrpix.com/bwz1

    ^
    i would prefer THIS if i had a choice honestly…

    myyyyyyy goodness…

    ^ is it sfw?

  302. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    The Taxi instrumental is better with nobody on it.

    Ski >>>>

  303. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Land is the funniest nigga on this site,

    ^^

    hands down,that nigga retarded

    ^^
    yo remember the Amberlamps thread?

    i need to find that… that nigga said dudes hemoglobin was all over the bus seats?

    i nearly died for real…

  304. Free J Says:

    @Amp – lol i feel like thats the only statement you’ve said in the last hour. But yea i was serious

  305. Remixznflow Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:47 am
    twitrpix.com/bwz1

    ^
    i would prefer THIS if i had a choice honestly…

    myyyyyyy goodness…

    ^ is it sfw?

    ^yessir…

  306. cOLD Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:49 am
    The Taxi instrumental is better with nobody on it.

    Ski >>>>

    ^ as is harsh avenue. *cues*

  307. ghost writer Says:

    oh morning btw *daps all*

  308. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    twitrpix.com/6bwz2

    ^^^^^^^^6
    yezzur. Ol gurl in the blue could get it too. She look like she can eat tho.

    6

  309. Remixznflow Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:49 am

    The Taxi instrumental is better with nobody on it.

    Ski >>>>

    ^
    i have that… its not called taxi though…

    and the song is SEVEN minutes long… so dope.. a classic record…

  310. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:45 am
    *throws miles austin jersey on*

    *harlem shakes in front of CiCi*

    *lets a fart slip*
    ^^^

    Uhhh…you’re 1-2. You shouldn’t talk to me…

    *daps Beezy*

  311. Troyvul Says:

    Ya Cypher assholish/sarcastic rebuttals get quite the chuckle.

    Collinb be on twitrer

  312. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:47 am
    twitrpix.com/bwz1

    ^^

    I’ll take everything she got home with me.

  313. 456 Says:

    The Taxi instrumental is better with nobody on it.

    Ski >>>>

    ^mos murdered that tho. link?

  314. cOLD Says:

    GATTTT!

    hip hop, bitches and beer >>>

  315. Hopp Says:

    * daps the ghost writer *

  316. Free J Says:

    *side eyes* (no homo). We are talking about smashing and not wifing right?

    ^^^

    lol my b, but i dont kno if id give a hoodrat the time of day unless she was REALLY sexy
    —-

    hands down,that nigga retarded
    ^^^

    lmao, im not sure if that was shots or not but dam

  317. Beezy Says:

    What has down syndrome, duck feet, an overbite and a guerilla for a father?

  318. ghost writer Says:

    cOLD Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Cypher and collinB are some funny cats too

    ^ does collinB still comment here?

    ^
    I’m not sure…

  319. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    @REMIX

    Feces dropped the link yesterday.Over 1300 pics of shit just like that.All flavors.I was wrong when I said BBW because these chicks ain`t fat.These are straight stuntin booty rumpshaker type shit.I`m still not finished sifting through this shit.

    FECES(no shit)>>>>>>

  320. Remixznflow Says:

    sorry i lied…

    anyway the song is called ‘angela’

    its by a dude named Bob James…

    the song is damn near 6 min…

    still one the goats for that kind of music.

  321. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Land is the KING of backing out of an argument that ppl don’t want him to win.

  322. b Says:

    that cyhi dude is a problem, listened to that prince of jacks, he might be the best down south right now pause

  323. cOLD Says:

    that taxi instrumental… dopeness.

  324. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    Beezy’s ass

    ^^^^^
    LOL SMH

  325. hl Says:

    Ski’s “Cream of the Planet” instrumental is better than “Taxi” IMO. Both dope though.

  326. cOLD Says:

    What has down syndrome, duck feet, an overbite and a guerilla for a father?

    ^ too far.

  327. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    The Taxi instrumental is better with nobody on it.

    Ski >>>>

    ^mos murdered that tho. link?

    ^Oh, Mos spit on the Taxi beat? The version I got, just had the instrumental. Yeah, if you got a link for the vocals of taxi, i’d appreciate that

  328. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    download124.mediafire.com/3ds4nwckqihg/uuwynimqz1j/01+Taxi+f.+Mos+Def+%26+Whosane.mp3
    ==============================
    Taxi ft. Mos Def & Whosane

  329. The Shot Clock Says:

    The Taxi instrumental is better with nobody on it.

    Ski >>>>

    ^mos murdered that tho

    ^

    seriously. we need a mos/ski beatz album pronto

  330. Jersey*made*me Says:

    What has down syndrome, duck feet, an overbite and a guerilla for a father?

    ^^

    Beezy mom,that’s why I don’t take the bitch nowhere. I fuck her esophagus,get my nut,and bounce.

  331. Remixznflow Says:

    run.. fuck that run.. cops got.. guns…

    muthafucka…

  332. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    listened to that prince of jacks

    ^^^^^^
    link? I been wantin 2 check his music out (II)

  333. Hopp Says:

    realniggatumblr.tumblr.com/post/1208753439/what-do-you-think-about-rick-ross-on-a-real-level

  334. Casket Face Says:

    it’s really unheard of for new yorkers to even talk someone on the train…

    all though this one time the L was mad crowded around like 9, i was late for school

    finally i find a seat, there’s like 6 inches between me and this jamaican lady

    this nigga look straight HOOD like stab a nigga with a plastic fork HOOD

    he gets on and squeezes right between me and the jamaican lady

    i take my headphones off like SON YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

    this nigga in the most fruity way possible says YESSS! sucks his teeth and crosses his legs

    the whole car busted out laughing, he was so real with his homoness i got up and let him have my seat until 14th

  335. Jersey*made*me Says:

    that cyhi dude is a problem

    ^^

    THIS.

    Niggas get caught up in star power too much,that nigga went off.

  336. mcb Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    September 29th, 2010 at 9:55 am
    run.. fuck that run.. cops got.. guns…

    muthafucka
    ^^^
    such a great song..

  337. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    twitrpix.com/bwzx
    ^^
    Man if you ain`t fuck wifey with crystal heels you should fire that bitch.

    Crystal Heels>>>>

  338. ghost writer Says:

    What up Hopp

  339. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    ==============================
    Taxi ft. Mos Def & Whosane

    ^Good looks

  340. hl Says:

    CyHi = J Cole

  341. LaneKiffin*CainSniffin*LaneSwitchin* Says:

    run.. fuck that run.. cops got.. guns…

    muthafucka…

    ^^^^^^^^
    clear 12 12’s that looked like stuffed shells

    im cuttin niggas throats on the sails while they puff L’s

  342. b Says:

    when ugly fat women squeeze in the seat next to me on the train , i commence to watching porn on the itouch and make sure they can see it.

  343. b Says:

    im cuttin niggas throats on the sails while they puff L’s
    sales>>>>sails

  344. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I was on a crowded D train. Me and this white dude are playing the door and some Mexican gangbanger with face tats and a flannel shirt in the summer comes and stands between us.

    I immediately tell him…

    “Yo, you can’t stand here holmes”

    He’s like “What?”

    I’m like, you can’t stand here B. Ain’t no room.

    So this American Me extra takes off his Ray Bans and gets in front of me. Now we’re standing face to face.

    I put my XXL in my back pocket & take off my headphones, cause I’m thinking Mr. MS-13 is gonna act up.

    We end up ice grilling each other like we were taking photos for a prize fight.

    The entire car was holding their collective breaths till La Bamba got off on Fordham Road.

    I’m not even gonna lie, my adrenaline was so high I was fucking shaking. I had to smoke a Newport when I got off the train to get regular.

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