President Obama Listens to Nas & Lil Wayne Now

Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner just published a lengthy interview with Barack Obama in which he was asked about Rolling Stone’s forte, popular music:

What music have you been listening to lately? What have you discovered, what speaks to you these days?

My iPod now has about 2,000 songs, and it is a source of great pleasure to me. I am probably still more heavily weighted toward the music of my childhood than I am the new stuff. There’s still a lot of Stevie Wonder, a lot of Bob Dylan, a lot of Rolling Stones, a lot of R&B, a lot of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Those are the old standards.

A lot of classical music. I’m not a big opera buff in terms of going to opera, but there are days where Maria Callas is exactly what I need.

Thanks to Reggie [Love, the president’s personal aide], my rap palate has greatly improved. Jay-Z used to be sort of what predominated, but now I’ve got a little Nas and a little Lil Wayne and some other stuff, but I would not claim to be an expert. Malia and Sasha are now getting old enough to where they start hipping me to things. Music is still a great source of joy and occasional solace in the midst of what can be some difficult days.

I’m sure the commander-in-chief will be happy to know that he got a pretty sweet shout out in Nas’ latest release, which turned out to be an Untitled throwaway that will be making it on Lost Tapes Vol. 2.

Not so sure “Fox Nation” will like the new name of the song.

Source: Gawker via Vulture


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330 Responses to “President Obama Listens to Nas & Lil Wayne Now”

  1. rex hussla Says:

    *listens?

  2. why? Says:

    The black Jimmy Carter listens to Dwayne carter? Lol he probably listens to Nas censored.

    Fucking rudicullus…

  3. b-ease Says:

    black Jimmy Carter

    ^^
    That’s EXACTLY what he wound up being.

  4. rex hussla Says:

    Damn Fox News is such a propaganda tool that shit ain’t even funny…they have every potential Republican nominee for 2012 on the payroll LMAO

  5. Dewill Says:

    damn… I ain’t been on this mug in a minute…

  6. b-ease Says:

    which turned out to be an Untitled throwaway that will be making it on Lost Tapes Vol. 2.

    ^^
    Smart move. Nas needs to get with the times and just drop a real ill viral video to this track asap.

  7. dos equis Says:

    presidential cover

  8. b Says:

    wow as i read this tupac and the outlawz “letter to the president ” plays on my itunes.what a coincidence.

  9. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    which turned out to be an Untitled throwaway that will be making it on Lost Tapes Vol. 2.

    ^^

    how do you know that?

  10. b-ease Says:

    *daps Dewill*

  11. 456 Says:

    black Jimmy Carter

    ^no. not even close.

  12. H Says:

    LMAO @ him playing lil wayne “drop the world” when he sees Fox News try to ether him

  13. dos equis Says:

    men in black cover

  14. H Says:

    they tryna take my smile cover

  15. dos equis Says:

    I listen to lollipop while tinkering with Obamacare cover

  16. hl Says:

    Let me find out the democratic party has a nas-stan focus group.

  17. nation Says:

    >> how do you know that?

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1647969/20100915/nas.jhtml

  18. mcb Says:

    what if he said

    “I only listent o dead prez”

  19. dos equis Says:

    my ears cover up the “ing S” cover

  20. cOLD Says:

    how much it cost? korean man brushing me off

  21. hl Says:

    nation Says:

    >> how do you know that?

    mtv.com/news/articles/1647969/20100915/nas.jhtml

    No shots. But how does stuff like this NOT get posted?

  22. dos equis Says:

    Yo Nation drop that 50tyson kid…lemmi find out nah is autistic racist.

  23. rex hussla Says:

    Republicans have Country music, actually buy albums and go out and vote

    Democrats have Hip-Hop, download everything and stay home on voting days SMH

  24. dos equis Says:

    I realized Jay was a fake now I listen to that real cover

  25. b Says:

    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

  26. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    >> how do you know that?

    mtv.com/news/articles/1647969/20100915/nas.jhtml

    ^^

    it doesn’t say it’s going to be on Lost Tapes

  27. hl Says:

    “[Nasty Nas] never left,” Nas told MTV News when the verse leaked. “I recorded the song in my hometown of New York City. I was feeling the vibe of the streets and sewers, [which] helped me get in that zone”

    uh-oh

  28. dos equis Says:

    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

    ^^he gon hit him with the mossberg..thats the pumps kin

  29. dos equis Says:

    When my hands are in my pocket I dont look like im begging for handouts cover

  30. SeniorCivilian Says:

    rex hussla Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Republicans have Country music, actually buy albums and go out and vote

    Democrats have Hip-Hop, download everything and stay home on voting days SMH
    ^Thinly veiled racism ftl.

  31. 456 Says:

    I realized Jay was a fake now I listen to that real cover

    ^what cover?

  32. b Says:

    dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

    ^^he gon hit him with the mossberg..thats the pumps kin

    ^^lol is that another one ya raps?

  33. dos equis Says:

    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

    ^he gon take jays mask off

  34. 456 Says:

    nastradamus says hammer will further embarrass himself on oct 31

  35. why? Says:

    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

    ^

    Hammer thinks Jay is the devil and Halloween would be the perfect day to respond back. SMH this dude is moving slow like it’s 1997. Nowadays rappers diss someone on one day and then the person responds shortly after. Hammer lost…

  36. dos equis Says:

    ^^lol is that another one ya raps?

    ^^yea ..album coming soon. Just thinking of a cool gimmick to help me sell out.

  37. 456 Says:

    obama doin a bang up job as president. check his rekkids. (c) waka’s mom

  38. why? Says:

    sewers

    ^

    SMH nasty, Nas…

  39. rex hussla Says:

    Nah just sayin…that conservative zombie base is ready to do whatever they’re told. Buy this book, listen to this music, watch this channel, go to this church and vote for this person and everything will be alright.

  40. dos equis Says:

    I have on air force1’s with this suit cover

  41. 456 Says:

    Hammer thinks Jay is the devil and Halloween would be the perfect day to respond back. SMH this dude is moving slow like it’s 1997. Nowadays rappers diss someone on one day and then the person responds shortly after. Hammer lost…

    ^the nigga is clearly emotional about his situation. jay didn’t even diss him. hammer went broke. this is fact.

  42. dos equis Says:

    I just snuck out to smoke a cigarette now you’re gonna bribe me to take a pic for the cover? cover

  43. Tong Po Flo Says:

    President Obama Listen to Nas & Lil Wayne Now

    ^ ugh, close Barack very close exchange Weezy for Mos and you’ll be my fav president

  44. b Says:

    dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

    ^^he gon hit him with the mossberg..thats the pumps kin

    ^^^ ross dissed him too “im at the car lot im going broke”

  45. rex hussla Says:

    Obama listens to dead prez, Paris, Bizarre and Esham

  46. b-ease Says:

    obama doin a bang up job as president

    ^^
    In retrospect, so did Carter. But much like Jimmy, complete opposition from the other side is making it impossible to grant the “change” in the form that people expected. Also, mistakes by the previous president are being attributed to him, which is never good come election time.

    And I mean, all that is if you don’t believe that the seperate parties are actually just one large purposely ineffective governing body that is working towards bringing the people towards the New World Order. Which I do.

  47. 456 Says:

    ^^^ ross dissed him too “im at the car lot im going broke”

    ^he was thanking ross on twitter for that

  48. b-ease Says:

    Hammer is not only overemotional, but also kind of an idiot. Ross based an entire song off the same basic conceit, and Stanley loved it.

  49. b-ease Says:

    With that said, Hammer tweets on Sat made my fucking day. I followed him a couple months ago hoping that eventually something hilarious would happen, and it finally did.

  50. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    hammer went broke. this is fact.

    ^^

    yeah, but he went on to insult Hammer’s misfortune by saying what Hammer went broke with, he [Jay] not only lost but went on to spend that same amount additionally, frivolously.

  51. hl Says:

    What if Hammer really ethered Jay though. lol

  52. dos equis Says:

    They have/had a dem majority in the Senate..Obama is just too nice..if he had half the balls (1) as Bush we’d be out this bullshit already..he need to man up stop asking republicans for their blessings.

    Stop acting like you still runnin nigga..you won.

    ^double aunt andre for the win

  53. b-ease Says:

    What if Hammer really ethered Jay though. lol

    ^^
    It would make my year. Nothing against Jay, but as I’ve stated plenty of times, I heart the funny.

  54. dos equis Says:

    # hl Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    What if Hammer really ethered Jay though. lol

    ^^You never know..he might have some pics? stories? medical records of jays sperm count?

    I spit out 30 million kids/shit you aint never did- Hammer

  55. rex hussla Says:

    Really though…what Wayne tracks is Obama listening to? That Reggie dude that played ball at Duke seems kinda corny…he probably has 2 or 3 Wayne tracks like Mrs Officer, Lollipop and a couple of the Wayne rock tracks on there. Probably Kevin Rudolph featuring Lil Wayne shit too.

  56. hl Says:

    You never know..he might have some pics? stories? medical records of jays sperm count?

    rofl at Hammer putting Jay’s medical records on the summer jame screen.

  57. b-ease Says:

    El Feces’ jokes about CamelGoat’s fertility issues (ll) >>>>>>>>>

  58. ghost writer Says:

    b Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    why is hammer waiting till halloween to diss jay?

    ^
    Wanna bring the 80’s back (c) Jay

  59. 456 Says:

    In retrospect, so did Carter. But much like Jimmy, complete opposition from the other side is making it impossible to grant the “change” in the form that people expected. Also, mistakes by the previous president are being attributed to him, which is never good come election time.

    And I mean, all that is if you don’t believe that the seperate parties are actually just one large purposely ineffective governing body that is working towards bringing the people towards the New World Order. Which I do.

    ^nwo issues aside, obama has navigated the waters pretty artfully. passing the stimulus bill (most of the money wont kick in until 2011 on), health care and saving the auto industry are political wins that saved millions of people’s livelihood and brought this country back from the brink. he’s definitely gonna win re-election. i’ll put good money on that.

  60. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    hammer lost ever since he was named “stanley”….smh

    the only song the prez got of nas is “My prez is black”.,#fact

  61. Troyvul Says:

    has 2 or 3 Wayne tracks like Mrs Officer, Lollipop and a couple of the Wayne rock tracks on there.
    ^
    lol

  62. Big_seth Says:

    dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    They have/had a dem majority in the Senate..Obama is just too nice..if he had half the balls (1) as Bush we’d be out this bullshit already..he need to man up stop asking republicans for their blessings.

    Stop acting like you still runnin nigga..you won.
    ^^

    LOL

  63. b Says:

    dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    ^^lol is that another one ya raps?

    ^^yea ..album coming soon. Just thinking of a cool gimmick to help me sell out.

    ^^^link a song

  64. Troyvul Says:

    El Feces’ jokes about CamelGoat’s fertility issues (ll) >>>>>>>>>
    ^
    Word.

  65. dos equis Says:

    Im just saying..aint no way jay been fuckin beyonce for 12 years with a condom..that means he ain’t never had the pussy..what a waste

    “ooh this some good ass nonoxynol9 baby”- Jay

  66. Troyvul Says:

    Americans will be stupid if they dont re-elect O-Beezy

  67. Big_seth Says:

    b-ease Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    What if Hammer really ethered Jay though. lol

    ^^
    It would make my year. Nothing against Jay, but as I’ve stated plenty of times, I heart the funny.
    ^^

    It would be crazy… especially if Jay didn’t respond. LMAO.

    that nigga scared of hammer.

  68. why? Says:

    Lol if Hammer gets Lex Luger for the beat. I’m guessing he’s gonna bring back the Death Row Hammer that Pac hung around only because they were label mates but Pac probably thought he was a fuck boi.

  69. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    b-ease Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    With that said, Hammer tweets on Sat made my fucking day. I followed him a couple months ago hoping that eventually something hilarious would happen, and it finally did.
    ^^^

    This is a fact, i came back late from the casino this wkd and i saw a video of hammer punching a heavy bag, because of what jayz said…man i never had a drunk cry laugh like that………..Listen that nigga was really training for a fight

  70. b Says:

    run a train on mobb deep(c)tupac amaru shakur

  71. dos equis Says:

    ^^^link a song

    ^
    u see…what had happened was

  72. 456 Says:

    yeah, but he went on to insult Hammer’s misfortune by saying what Hammer went broke with, he [Jay] not only lost but went on to spend that same amount additionally, frivolously.

    ^you misread those line. that next 30 mil was investment in gettin that original loss back. and the spectre of being on top and losing everything (hammertime) is part of what is driving him, even as his sits on 450 million…

  73. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    hammer lost ever since he was named “stanley”….smh

    ^^

    so this is what it’s come to, huh? lol

  74. rex hussla Says:

    why? Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Lol if Hammer gets Lex Luger for the beat. I’m guessing he’s gonna bring back the Death Row Hammer

    ^

    LMAOOOOOO he just awoke “Pumps and a Bump” Hammer…Jay better watch out

  75. 456 Says:

    Really though…what Wayne tracks is Obama listening to? That Reggie dude that played ball at Duke seems kinda corny…he probably has 2 or 3 Wayne tracks like Mrs Officer, Lollipop and a couple of the Wayne rock tracks on there. Probably Kevin Rudolph featuring Lil Wayne shit too.

    ^better question is what nas is he listening to…

  76. dos equis Says:

    *notices the room is pro-Jay*

    *straps up with extra infertility and camel jokes*

  77. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    yeah, but he went on to insult Hammer’s misfortune by saying what Hammer went broke with, he [Jay] not only lost but went on to spend that same amount additionally, frivolously.
    ^^^^
    This is what i nvr understood, the WHOLE rick ross mc hammer song is a fucking diss…i mean a big diss….but he wanted to be in the video….
    “Im at the car lot, im going broke”

  78. 456 Says:

    LMAOOOOOO he just awoke “Pumps and a Bump” Hammer…Jay better watch out

    ^is that the leopard print panties hammer? you are right. this could get dangerous

  79. nation Says:

    >> No shots. But how does stuff like this NOT get posted?

    it does

    http://nahright.com/2010/09/16/video-rza-talks-about-nas/

    I just hadn’t read the part about it being an Untitled throwaway when I posted that bit about Nas dropping something by Summer 2011

  80. D. Billz Says:

    Smh @ that dick-eatin’ ass nigga at BatCave radio. All that showin’ off because Gloria Valez is there? Come on fam.

  81. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    456 Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Really though…what Wayne tracks is Obama listening to? That Reggie dude that played ball at Duke seems kinda corny…he probably has 2 or 3 Wayne tracks like Mrs Officer, Lollipop and a couple of the Wayne rock tracks on there. Probably Kevin Rudolph featuring Lil Wayne shit too.

    ^better question is what nas is he listening to…
    ^^^^
    my president is black remix ft jayz

  82. rex hussla Says:

    My guess is the popular radio Nas shit…If I Ruled the World, Hero…I’m really hoping it’s Sly Fox though that would be dope. That should be an intro to a speech or briefing with a Fox News reporter in the front row.

  83. H Says:

    What if Beans ghostwrites the Jay diss for Hammer…. prolly still wouldnt matter, or would it? Jay will either ignore him or throw a small diss at him and it will be the end of it

  84. Tong Po Flo Says:

    ^nwo issues aside, obama has navigated the waters pretty artfully. passing the stimulus bill (most of the money wont kick in until 2011 on), health care and saving the auto industry are political wins that saved millions of people’s livelihood and brought this country back from the brink. he’s definitely gonna win re-election. i’ll put good money on that.

    ^ yeah he had done a good job but cats were expecting dramatic (no annoying dj) change so nah I doubt he gets reelect. Watch it be some fuckhead that gets reelect and messing up everything again

    america stays losing

    *waves chinese flag*

  85. dos equis Says:

    I just hadn’t read the part about it being an Untitled throwaway when I posted that bit about Nas dropping something by Summer 2011

    ^STFU

  86. hl Says:

    I just hadn’t read the part about it being an Untitled throwaway when I posted that bit about Nas dropping something by Summer 2011

    I stand corrected. My bad.

  87. dos equis Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Smh @ that dick-eatin’ ass nigga at BatCave radio. All that showin’ off because Gloria Valez is there? Come on fam.

    ^Them niggaz outgiggled her

  88. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Americans will be stupid if they dont re-elect O-Beezy

    ^^

    Americans BEEN stupid

  89. why? Says:

    I’m guessing he said Wayne and Nasir cuz of My Generation on DR and well of course Damian Marley who he didn’t mention.

  90. hl Says:

    why? Says:

    I’m guessing he said Wayne and Nasir cuz of My Generation on DR and well of course Damian Marley who he didn’t mention.

    ^Makes sense.

  91. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    you misread those line. that next 30 mil was investment in gettin that original loss back.

    ^^

    “I lost 30 mil, so I spent another 30, Cause unlike Hammer, 30 million can’t hurt me.”

    I don’t think I misread anything. I read them very literally.

    but it doesn’t matter. funny is funny, and this situation is hilarious.

  92. dos equis Says:

    I got 40 of my dancers pregnant
    you 40 and got the sperm count of a cancer patient- Hammer

    ^^yall better leave Stanley alone

  93. D. Billz Says:

    #

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    yeah, but he went on to insult Hammer’s misfortune by saying what Hammer went broke with, he [Jay] not only lost but went on to spend that same amount additionally, frivolously.
    ^^^^
    This is what i nvr understood, the WHOLE rick ross mc hammer song is a fucking diss…i mean a big diss….but he wanted to be in the video….
    “Im at the car lot, im going broke”

    ^ For one, MC Hammer reached out to Rawse personally (“personally” meaning Twitter) and said he appreciated the shoutout. Furthermore, I never took that song as a diss but paying homage to one of the top selling artists of all time while using Hammer’s career as a metaphor. “I’m goin’ broke” is just a popular phrase for spending a lot of money at certain place. And Hammer did that LITERALLY.

    Also, I want to make it known that as far as the Jay/Hammer situation I casually waltzed into the convo and don’t know what the fuck you guys are talkin’ about.

  94. 456 Says:

    I’m guessing he said Wayne and Nasir cuz of My Generation on DR and well of course Damian Marley who he didn’t mention.

    ^reggie probably gave him illmatic and the carter 3.

  95. mcb Says:

    Obvioulsy Obama is lookig for some help from weezy,

    examples

    “Army Gunz” hmm, indeed our country does need some army gunz, but what should we spend…
    and theres like 50 songs that answer that question.

    I bet Obama plays Slyfox on repeat like nightly.

  96. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    Hammer is going to dis Hov wearing G Unit Hammer Pants

  97. Troyvul Says:

    I got 40 of my dancers pregnant
    you 40 and got the sperm count of a cancer patient- Hammer
    ^
    sombody really needs to tweet these to hammer

  98. Tong Po Flo Says:

    better question is what nas is he listening to…

    ^ Hate Me Now? You Da Man?

  99. dos equis Says:

    you gotta hit Jay with some kids/women shit..not that money shit..Jays insecurities lies in him not being accepted by women as a kid..U can sense it. He been with Bey for 12 years only time he touches her is when he thinks no ones looking..the boy scared of rejection…still.

  100. hl Says:

    He been with Bey for 12 years only time he touches her is when he thinks no ones looking..

    lol

  101. D. Billz Says:

    # Tong Po Flo Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    better question is what nas is he listening to…

    ^ Hate Me Now? You Da Man?

    ^ If I Ruled the World

  102. Jersey*made*me Says:

    The republicans “Pledge To America” sham is unfolding,lol. It would cut 171 billion from the GDP. In this weak economy that’s a disaster! Just to give tax cuts to rich folks,smh. Niggas keep on bashing Obama all yall want,but the alternative is uglier than Shabba Ranks. Keep on nitpicking motherfuckers.

  103. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    51 38 5 More »Text Size Decrease Increase
    Kanye West’s latest G.O.O.D. Friday track, “So Appalled,” features some hard-hitting bars from a diverse ensemble of spitters, including Swizz Beatz and RZA. However, the lyrics of one MC in particular, Jay-Z, may have hit below the belt, according to another rap star.

    MC Hammer has apparently taken issue with a line in which Hov references the much-publicized dissolution of the “U Can’t Touch This” star’s hefty fortune. “Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused/I lost 30 mil’ so I spent another 30/ ‘Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can’t hurt me,” Jigga spits. After the track hit the Web, Hammer knocked out a series of missives on his Twitter account blasting the hip-hop heavyweight.

    On Friday night, when a Twitter fan asked Hammer if he had any comment about Jay’s rhyme, the rap star Hammer shot back with “The Answer to Jay comes on Oct 31 ( Devils Nite) ..I saw him coming.” The rapper-turned-preacher hit up the track’s architect the next morning, with “@ kanyewest jay-hoe aka #HellBoy Tell Jay Oct 31 (Devils Nite). We’ll see if this record and video ‘Hurt’s Him.’ ” The “Too Legit To Quit” star also tweeted “You wanted my attention #HellBoy (Jigga) ..you got it,” and attached a link to a 36-second video of himself pummeling a punching bag.

    Hammer also taunted fans who were staunchly Team Hov.

    “These lil demons and Imps stopping by timeline today … Yes, I dissed yo #Daddy … The dude who made the #Lucifer song … smh,” he typed, referencing Jay’s The Black Album track. “Laughing at these grown men coming on my timeline with they #pompoms waving for #HellBoy (Jigga).”

    Although Hammer relayed some hostile tweets, the Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em rapper seemed to want to settle the drama in studio, reminding his Twitter followers that he was readying a response.

    “I’m done until it’s time … Oct 31,” Hammer wrote. “See, no need for such nastiness. I’m going back to the baggy pants that keeps you off guard. :)”

  104. YBE Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    #

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    yeah, but he went on to insult Hammer’s misfortune by saying what Hammer went broke with, he [Jay] not only lost but went on to spend that same amount additionally, frivolously.
    ^^^^
    This is what i nvr understood, the WHOLE rick ross mc hammer song is a fucking diss…i mean a big diss….but he wanted to be in the video….
    “Im at the car lot, im going broke”

    ^ For one, MC Hammer reached out to Rawse personally (“personally” meaning Twitter) and said he appreciated the shoutout. Furthermore, I never took that song as a diss but paying homage to one of the top selling artists of all time while using Hammer’s career as a metaphor. “I’m goin’ broke” is just a popular phrase for spending a lot of money at certain place. And Hammer did that LITERALLY.

    ^^^ thats a hell of a spin on “I’m going broke”

  105. dos equis Says:

    How could you have a bad bitch like Bey and not hug her from the back while pressing your dick up into the small of her back..like “this is my bitch”..u do it with cars clothes and money?

    Beys bodyguard shows her more affection than that nigga..if she come up pregnant I bet the baby be born with a earpiece and bad shoes.

  106. hl Says:

    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

  107. cOLD Says:

    I got 40 of my dancers pregnant
    you 40 and got the sperm count of a cancer patient- Hammer

    ^ wow.

  108. NovemberEnd Says:

    better question is what nas is he listening to…
    ^^^^^^^
    hopefully

    One Mic
    No Idea Original
    Purple
    Takeover

  109. YBE Says:

    # dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    How could you have a bad bitch like Bey and not hug her from the back while pressing your dick up into the small of her back..like “this is my bitch”..u do it with cars clothes and money?

    Beys bodyguard shows her more affection than that nigga..if she come up pregnant I bet the baby be born with a earpiece and bad shoes.

    ^^^ you spend WAY too much time following jay-z paparazzi pictures… lol

  110. D. Billz Says:

    ^^^ thats a hell of a spin on “I’m going broke”

    ^ I hear that phrase all that time. “Niggas was in the strip goin’ broke yo!”… wayyyy before that “make it rain” shit was popular. “Niggas was in Atlantic City goin’ broke on the craps table. But I won my money back.”

    I honestly thought that phrase was common. IMO, it was a great metaphor.

  111. dos equis Says:

    I’m going back to the baggy pants that keeps you off guard. :)”

    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

    ^

    *fights 2 gunmen in a hotel lobby*

  112. mcb Says:

    hl Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.
    ^^^
    *injects bleach into veins*

  113. cOLD Says:

    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

    ^ whats the significance of thanks giving?

  114. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    Artificial Insemination for Bey, i promise you

  115. YBE Says:

    # hl Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

    ^^^ oh god please let this happen

  116. b-ease Says:

    if she come up pregnant I bet the baby be born with a earpiece and bad shoes.

    ^^
    *holds up mistletoe above light socket*

    *follows tradition*

  117. koa29 Says:

    @Charles Oakley

    thanks for that “all alone” shit a few posts back. heat rock. i’ve had the DJ version and been lookin for that NO DJ forever…

  118. dos equis Says:

    ^^^ you spend WAY too much time following jay-z paparazzi pictures… lol

    ^^^Lol..whats sons name? He always with Bey tho..holding her hand, telling her how nice she look, helping her in n out of the car..he gon get her in n out dem draws soon.

  119. ghost writer Says:

    dos equis Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    How could you have a bad bitch like Bey and not hug her from the back while pressing your dick up into the small of her back..like “this is my bitch”..u do it with cars clothes and money?

    Beys bodyguard shows her more affection than that nigga..if she come up pregnant I bet the baby be born with a earpiece and bad shoes.

    ^
    I vote for this guy to ghostwrite that diss track for Hammer…lol

  120. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I need a Pusha T fan to explain “I move birds like i’m in bed with Mother Goose”. That shit is super corny.

  121. Cashmere Cavalli aka Debonair Cavalier Says:

    Hammer Ether >>>>

  122. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    The idea dis track towards Hov would be named: “Blanks In Ya Gun” (nh)

  123. Remixznflow Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    I got 40 of my dancers pregnant
    you 40 and got the sperm count of a cancer patient- Hammer

    ^ wow.

    ^
    wait.. did the diss drop already?

  124. b-ease Says:

    I need a Pusha T fan to explain “I move birds like i’m in bed with Mother Goose”. That shit is super corny.

    ^^
    Awful line. No defending it. And I’m a fan.

  125. D. Billz Says:

    Hey, anybody remember that t-shirt of Jay-Z in a sailor hat that was posted in NRLite like 2 years ago that was removed IMMEDIATELY? The words under the pic alluded to somethin’ of the not-so-hetero.

  126. YBE Says:

    # Brooklyn Strong Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    The idea dis track towards Hov would be named: “Blanks In Ya Gun” (nh)

    ^^^AYO…

  127. Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:

    Dont laugh to hard, here is mc hammer training on the heavy bag, mins after the jayz song, this had me crying

    youtube.com/watch?v=6LDCVS4ApHM&feature=player_embedded

  128. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Awful line. No defending it. And I’m a fan.

    ^^

    Thanks b-ease,I was starting to think the game had passed me by.

  129. ghost writer Says:

    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

  130. cOLD Says:

    I need a Pusha T fan to explain “I move birds like i’m in bed with Mother Goose”. That shit is super corny.

    ^ roffle.

  131. b-ease Says:

    Right now, a diss to Jay Z with Feces’ lyrics rapped by Cam, 50, etc would be as damaging to CamelGoat as Ether. If not more so. Can you imagine a whole verse detailing how the bodygaurd plotted to and eventually fucked Beyonce? I’m in tears…

  132. koa29 Says:

    Anyone got a DL link to “Lil Weezyana” mixtape? This All Alone jawnt got my intrigued

  133. cOLD Says:

    ghost writer Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^ that puss gotta be fertile. Gotta be.

  134. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Iceberg Slim Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Dont laugh to hard, here is mc hammer training on the heavy bag, mins after the jayz song, this had me crying

    youtube.com/watch?v=6LDCVS4ApHM&feature=player_embedded

    ^ LMFAO @ that dirty ass Power Wheels in the background. Yo, the back of his crib looks EXTRA niggified.

  135. b-ease Says:

    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^^
    Maybe, just maybe, a barren womb was her blood sacrifice to “them”. *adjusts tin foil fitted*

  136. YBE Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    ghost writer Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^ that puss gotta be fertile. Gotta be.

    ^^^ I dont know I heard her womb is so polluted(scarface voice)…

  137. cOLD Says:

    b-ease Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Right now, a diss to Jay Z with Feces’ lyrics rapped by Cam, 50, etc would be as damaging to CamelGoat as Ether. If not more so. Can you imagine a whole verse detailing how the bodygaurd plotted to and eventually fucked Beyonce? I’m in tears…

    ^ the body guard is her cousin. (no tabloid reading mediatakeout commenting). You really think Hov slippin that much that he’d have random dude cuffing his piece. Give that man more credit.

  138. b-ease Says:

    LMFAO @ that dirty ass Power Wheels in the background. Yo, the back of his crib looks EXTRA niggified.

    ^^
    I’m dying over here.

  139. D. Billz Says:

    That nigga was workin’ out in some velour Southpole sweats. You know he funk up the whole crib when he had to relieve himself of them shits.

  140. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    *adjusts tin foil fitted*
    ====================
    I’m in tears lol

  141. Jersey*made*me Says:

    SMH @ yall not reading that pre-nup. Jay Z would have to pay her for lost tour time and like 5 million per kid. I think they will eventually make one or two.

  142. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^^

    with them hips? nawl.

    the future of civilization lies within that puss

    #2012

  143. mcb Says:

    cOLD Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    b-ease Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Right now, a diss to Jay Z with Feces’ lyrics rapped by Cam, 50, etc would be as damaging to CamelGoat as Ether. If not more so. Can you imagine a whole verse detailing how the bodygaurd plotted to and eventually fucked Beyonce? I’m in tears…

    ^ the body guard is her cousin. (no tabloid reading mediatakeout commenting). You really think Hov slippin that much that he’d have random dude cuffing his piece. Give that man more credit.
    ^^
    if true, that is some SMART shit. well for this case/reasoning at least.

  144. dos equis Says:

    lol @ me ghostwriting daps gw

    Jay is an adequate boxer tho..camels be nice with the hoofs.

    Stanley vs Shawn Corey would prolly be aite tho

    Bink vs Maino on the undercard

  145. b-ease Says:

    But in all seriousness, based on that Hammer video, and the footage of Jay’s Tae Bo training on his Diary special from a few years back, Jay better stay the fuck away from that MC.

  146. cOLD Says:

    the future of civilization lies within that puss

    ^ sizzle.

  147. b-ease Says:

    that MC.

    ^^
    that nigga MC. *fixed

  148. D. Billz Says:

    if true, that is some SMART shit. well for this case/reasoning at least.

    ^Word. Plus if her cousin gets shot nooooobody gives a fuck. That nigga is madd expendable.

  149. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    Damn Fox News is such a propaganda tool that shit ain’t even funny…they have every potential Republican nominee for 2012 on the payroll LMAO

    ^I peeped that on CNN yesterday when I was in the gym. All i could do is laugh

  150. mcb Says:

    JDS just looks at her, looks at her… Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^^

    with them hips? nawl.

    the future of civilization lies within that puss

    #2012
    ^^^
    *starts to build nuclear bunker*
    *stocks with Champagne, booze, weed, food, etc.. , no condoms*
    *creates “FucK B” playlist, puts Usher/R kelly/Boyz 2 Men etc… on it*
    *sends invite to B*
    *waits for 2012*

  151. dos equis Says:

    SMH @ yall not reading that pre-nup. Jay Z would have to pay her for lost tour time and like 5 million per kid. I think they will eventually make one or two.

    ^^He was fucking her before they got married mayne…dont get all super stan on a nigga..he been in that pussy since Clinton was prez. Chelsea bout to have a baby.

  152. D. Billz Says:

    Bink vs Maino on the undercard

    ^ Why they beefin?

  153. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    Hammer shouldnt get into a rap beef with nobody. He was a “Ball Boy” for the Oakland A’s. The jokes will be endless

  154. ghost writer Says:

    cOLD Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    ghost writer Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^ that puss gotta be fertile. Gotta be.

    ^
    You never know…how Solange gonna have a baby and not her?

  155. Tong Po Flo Says:

    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

    ^ *pushing turkey out the way*

    *dives head first into oven*

  156. b-ease Says:

    That nigga is madd expendable.

    ^^
    How must it feel to wake up knowing your job is to die for someone else because they’re more important than you? I wonder…

  157. 456 Says:

    I got 40 of my dancers pregnant
    you 40 and got the sperm count of a cancer patient- Hamme

    ^i don’t listen to what fools say
    the one rule when ya doin work
    put ya tools away
    i’m swimmin in women
    he dancin for chicken

  158. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I do believe Hammer got some rumble in him though. I remember Envy and the other silly nigga fom Miss Jones morning show tried to clown until he invted them niggas to fight,he guaranteed a knockout,niggas shut the fuck up quick.

    #hammerdonthurtem

  159. mcb Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    if true, that is some SMART shit. well for this case/reasoning at least.

    ^Word. Plus if her cousin gets shot nooooobody gives a fuck. That nigga is madd expendable.
    ^
    ANDDDD
    he prob cares moer about her life than a rando guard too, seeing as its not only fam, but fam thats helping him…

    so yeah, ok jay, ill give you that,.

  160. dos equis Says:

    *daps the last 151 commenters*

    yall some funny mofukkas.

    *crydies*

  161. why? Says:

    MC Hammer ft. Beanie Sigel and Cam’ron – Eye Of A Needle

    wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_a_needle

  162. b-ease Says:

    Hammer be hitting the shit out of that heavy bag. Based on the masking tape, I’d say he’s broken it at least 6 or 7 times.

  163. YBE Says:

    # dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    SMH @ yall not reading that pre-nup. Jay Z would have to pay her for lost tour time and like 5 million per kid. I think they will eventually make one or two.

    ^^He was fucking her before they got married mayne…dont get all super stan on a nigga..he been in that pussy since Clinton was prez. Chelsea bout to have a baby.

    ^^^ you ever heard of the pill nigga… no way he not blasting off inside that thing… no way

  164. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    Shout out to Bink for going to Nostrand Avenue. (even though it was like 10 miles from where Maino hangs) lol

  165. D. Billz Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    I do believe Hammer got some rumble in him though. I remember Envy and the other silly nigga fom Miss Jones morning show tried to clown until he invted them niggas to fight,he guaranteed a knockout,niggas shut the fuck up quick.

    ^ Niggas quickly forget that Hammer is from OAKLAND. He been fightin’ way before them baggy pants.

  166. b-ease Says:

    I do believe Hammer got some rumble in him though.

    ^^
    You goddamn right. That nigga from Oakland. You NEVER heard about Hammer getting robbed or anything of the sort. Hammer will fuck you up.

  167. mcb Says:

    Tong Po Flo Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

    ^ *pushing turkey out the way*

    *dives head first into oven*
    ^^
    “I be passing out Turkeys like Nino Brown baby”-Tron

  168. dos equis Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Bink vs Maino on the undercard

    ^ Why they beefin?

    Huh? and you call yourself a worldstarvet?

    Bink mad cause Main dissed him, showed him the hammer etc..Main mad cause Bink burnt the maino flag on mains block

  169. ghost writer Says:

    b-ease Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    How yall know it ain’t Bey’s fault that she can’t have a seed?

    ^^
    Maybe, just maybe, a barren womb was her blood sacrifice to “them”. *adjusts tin foil fitted*

    ^
    LoL that would be pushing the envelope, though I wouldn’t be surprised

  170. 456 Says:

    Jay is an adequate boxer tho..camels be nice with the hoofs.

    ^lol

  171. D. Billz Says:

    Bink vs Maino? Did I miss somethin’?

  172. ghost writer Says:

    Hammer dissing Jay on that “MC Hammer” beat wouldn’t be a bad idea

  173. b-ease Says:

    Main mad cause Bink burnt the maino flag on mains block

    ^^
    Rap beef >>>>

    *dead*

  174. NovemberEnd Says:

    Bink?

    you mean Bunky right?

  175. D. Billz Says:

    # dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    # D. Billz Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Bink vs Maino on the undercard

    ^ Why they beefin?

    Huh? and you call yourself a worldstarvet?

    Bink mad cause Main dissed him, showed him the hammer etc..Main mad cause Bink burnt the maino flag on mains block

    ^ Mannnn, I don’t see it over there. I’m slippin’.

  176. dos equis Says:

    ^^^ … no way he not blasting off inside that thing… no way

    ^^Beyonce? why even wife her if not for raw sex? ..its not like she can sing dance or got money.

  177. mcb Says:

    so IF IFFFFFF
    by some chance,
    MC Hammer makes a real ill diss at Jay, and BY SOME CHANCE, JAy responds, with something less…

    would Jay stans ever admit it?

  178. Cashmere Cavalli aka Debonair Cavalier Says:

    SMH @ yall not reading that pre-nup. Jay Z would have to pay her for lost tour time and like 5 million per kid. I think they will eventually make one or two.
    ————————
    u really think Hov is childless due to a pre-nup…..

    we know she aint on Birth control due to the side effects

  179. YBE Says:

    # Brooklyn Strong Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Hammer shouldnt get into a rap beef with nobody. He was a “Ball Boy” for the Oakland A’s. The jokes will be endless

    ^^^ shit, is name is an oxymoron… the nerve of stanley going by MC then dancing around in a banana hammock… SMH

  180. ghost writer Says:

    dos equis Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    lol @ me ghostwriting daps gw

    ^
    *daps*

    I’m saying though

    “Jay is an adequate boxer tho..camels be nice with the hoofs.”

    *dead*

  181. D. Billz Says:

    #

    # NovemberEnd Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Bink?

    you mean Bunky right?

    ^ Ok, now THAT makes sense to me. I know about the Bunky/Maino beef. I was thinkin’ damn, what did Bink do to piss somebody off? Didn’t he just do a joint with Kanye?

  182. 456 Says:

    all this talk about bey’s pussy walls<<<<<>>>>>>>>

  183. dos equis Says:

    Bink?

    you mean Bunky right?

    ^^oh shit C list rapper name fail..yea BUNKY SA…my fault.

  184. ghost writer Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Bink vs Maino? Did I miss somethin’?

    ^
    Right? Bink the producer?

  185. b Says:

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

  186. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Hammer dissing Jay on that “MC Hammer” beat wouldn’t be a bad idea

    ^^

    Hammer on ANY beat is a bad idea.

  187. D. Billz Says:

    #

    # ghost writer Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    D. Billz Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Bink vs Maino? Did I miss somethin’?

    ^
    Right? Bink the producer?

    ^ Nah, this nigga Feces is just senile. He meant Bunky SA

  188. b-ease Says:

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

    ^^
    Completely forgot about that.

    *youtubes*

  189. YBE Says:

    # mcb Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    so IF IFFFFFF
    by some chance,
    MC Hammer makes a real ill diss at Jay, and BY SOME CHANCE, JAy responds, with something less…

    would Jay stans ever admit it?

    ^^^ thats scientifically impossible… and hov already lost if even thinks about dedicating a whole song to MC hammer…

    SMH

  190. D. Billz Says:

    # b Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

    ^ Why fam? Why did you make me remember that? I had totally forgotten about that and now you made me remember.

  191. 456 Says:

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

    ^that car insurance commercial even moreso

  192. YBE Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

    ^^
    Completely forgot about that.

    *youtubes*

    ^^^ LMAO … chill there’s endless material on this nigga…

  193. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    Wasnt Hammer on a comercial for “Cash for Gold” with Ed McMahon. smh endless jokes

  194. baby jesus Says:

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

    ^
    GOAT

    the stuttering two handed salute still gets me EVERY time

  195. ThatMan Says:

    lol if you think HAMMER is doing anything more than sell a few more records with this Jay-Z mess

    DONT HURT’EM.

  196. ghost writer Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Hammer dissing Jay on that “MC Hammer” beat wouldn’t be a bad idea

    ^^

    Hammer on ANY beat is a bad idea.

    ^
    Lmao true but think about it…”I’m MC Hammer, I’m about cream”…lol

  197. 456 Says:

    Breaking News: Bobby Brown announces Pusha T diss track to drop Thanksgiving Day.

    ^comment of the day

  198. b-ease Says:

    Yo, I couldnt even finish watching that Hammer 9/11 tribute video. It was too much (ll).

  199. D. Billz Says:

    ThatMan Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    lol if you think HAMMER is doing anything more than sell a few more records with this Jay-Z mess

    ^ Not even THAT. He’s gonna get some Youtube hits and continue workin’ out in velour pants.

  200. ThatMan Says:

    I guess it’s working though. It’s 2010 and we’re having a MC Hammer discussion

    Can’t hate

  201. ghost writer Says:

    Brooklyn Strong Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Wasnt Hammer on a comercial for “Cash for Gold” with Ed McMahon. smh endless jokes

    ^
    Oh shit, true.

  202. dos equis Says:

    Breaking News: God announces Cyhi diss track to drop on his Birthday

  203. mcb Says:

    Hammer prob gonna be talking bout faith and how Jay-z is hte devil…
    and throw a couple jabs in there with some other shit.

  204. b Says:

    he went from that crib in the pumps in the bump vid to this,that boxing vid is self ether

  205. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    Hammer’s a living Cartoon Character

  206. dos equis Says:

    # ThatMan Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I guess it’s working though. It’s 2010 and we’re having a MC Hammer discussion

    Can’t hate
    ^^

    Yo this whole post turned into unintentional comedy..damn

    *wipes tears*

  207. ThatMan Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=WOocsWtoKSU

    Get it hammer

  208. YBE Says:

    # ghost writer Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Hammer dissing Jay on that “MC Hammer” beat wouldn’t be a bad idea

    ^^

    Hammer on ANY beat is a bad idea.

    ^
    Lmao true but think about it…”I’m MC Hammer, I’m about cream”…lol

    LAMO @ the irony of him uttering the line “I’m about cream”

  209. why? Says:

    Hammer – one whole song
    Jay – four bars.

  210. ghost writer Says:

    I really don’t believe Hammer was Harlem shaking in a 9/11 tribute video

  211. ThatMan Says:

    # dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Breaking News: God announces Cyhi diss track to drop on his Birthday

    ^^

    U-God on the feature and HeyZesus doing the production.

  212. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    All Hov got to do is put a picture of Hammers weed carrier with that wild funny hairdoo up on the Summer Jam screen and not even utter a verse.

  213. dos equis Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=WOocsWtoKSU

    Get it hammer

    ^^Yooo i caintttttttt…lord deliver us from these jokes…please.

  214. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    Beys bodyguard shows her more affection than that nigga..if she come up pregnant I bet the baby be born with a earpiece and bad shoes.

    ^DEAD

  215. dos equis Says:

    B Angie B > Beyonce

    no smiley face

  216. 456 Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=9Cka5DkTVAw

    ^the coat he is wearing says it all

  217. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Yo, I couldnt even finish watching that Hammer 9/11 tribute video. It was too much (ll).

    ^ Yo my muhfuckin’ stomach hurt right now [||]. Nigga said, “it was too much”…

    *dead*

  218. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    Hammer was in the Navy for 7 years

  219. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I promise yall it’s tears on my face. That 9/11 shit is hysterical

  220. ThatMan Says:

    # ghost writer Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I really don’t believe Hammer was Harlem shaking in a 9/11 tribute video

    ^^
    youtube.com/watch?v=WOocsWtoKSU

    Don’t ever doubt Hammer.

  221. 456 Says:

    b Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    he went from that crib in the pumps in the bump vid to this,that boxing vid is self ether

    ^*dead

  222. S.I.C.K.VET Says:

    @dos

    *eyes glassy from looking at bbw ass on THICKNESS GURU all day*

    You created a monster my G.I`mma tape a printout on my chicks back for extra smash inspiration.Stop playing I got TWO color copiers at the job.lol

    Oh yeah niggas got jokes today.This post is gold!!

  223. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    I promise yall it’s tears on my face. That 9/11 shit is hysterical

    ^
    if you didnt watch it on mute… you lost… swear to god its way more funny

  224. Jersey*made*me Says:

    So….wait………….Hammer wants to fight over that line? This nigga been a puncline for decades,smh.

  225. YBE Says:

    # dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    B Angie B > Beyonce

    no smiley face

    ^^^ SMH

  226. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I really don’t believe Hammer was Harlem shaking in a 9/11 tribute video
    ^
    And neither do i regardless of concrete proof to substantiate the claim. I just refuse to.

  227. Remixznflow Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    So….wait………….Hammer wants to fight over that line? This nigga been a puncline for decades,smh.

    ^
    you lose 30 mil.. and tell me you aint just a little salty…

    then a nigga with 450 mil makes fun of your situation.. and tell me you dont wanna make a diss record at the LEAST…

  228. hl Says:

    # dos equis Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Breaking News: God announces Cyhi diss track to drop on his Birthday

    ^LMAO!!!

  229. 456 Says:

    yo, i’m sweatin from laughter.

    hammer hand-made that coat with 4000 cotton balls

  230. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    Where are the titties?

  231. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    then a nigga with 450 mil makes fun of your situation.. and tell me you dont wanna make a diss record at the LEAST…
    ^
    Yeah, but, Ross made a WHOLE song mocking him. Soooooo…

  232. hl Says:

    Breaking News: Thirty white bitches announce Kanye diss track to drop St Patricks Day

  233. Remixznflow Says:

    hammer hand-made that coat with 4000 cotton balls

    ^
    and then… had the idea… that flag bandannas was a good move…

  234. ghost writer Says:

    ThatMan Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    # ghost writer Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I really don’t believe Hammer was Harlem shaking in a 9/11 tribute video

    ^^
    youtube.com/watch?v=WOocsWtoKSU

    Don’t ever doubt Hammer.

    ^
    Damn I can’t watch it at work…but *dead* at the thought

  235. hl Says:

    Remixznflow Says:

    you lose 30 mil.. and tell me you aint just a little salty…

    then a nigga with 450 mil makes fun of your situation.. and tell me you dont wanna make a diss record at the LEAST…

    ^Somebody gotta die.

  236. b-ease Says:

    That nigga Hammer went to church with an American Flag bandana on. And when he’s sitting in that control room, are they implying he’s head of national security? Wow.

  237. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    that hammer 9/11 tribute video with him doing the harlem shake is still hilarious

    ^^
    Completely forgot about that.

    *youtubes*

    ^^^ LMAO … chill there’s endless material on this nigga…

    ^DONE!!

  238. 456 Says:

    and then… had the idea… that flag bandannas was a good move…

    ^U S A U S AYYYYEEEEYA

  239. Remixznflow Says:

    ….aint gon’ be no stoppin us….

    …smh…

    ask them soldiers on 60 minutes sunday…

  240. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    That nigga Hammer went to church with an American Flag bandana on.
    ^
    *doesn’t need to read anymore*

    *tears ducts commence to tremble*

  241. baby jesus Says:

    And when he’s sitting in that control room, are they implying he’s head of national security? Wow.

    ^
    say word? i thought son was in the starship enterprise

  242. ThatMan Says:

    I thought Hammer was a minister(gone Mase) or involved in the church anyway?

    I guess if he thinks he is the man of God and Jay is the devil’s puppet, he must believe he’s fighting this one against Satan to save Hov’s soul.

    You would think Heaven would have a nicer gym though.

  243. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I guess Hammer tired of Jay coming at him,this wasn’t the first time.
    Kingdom Come:

    “I had to dust off the hammer/damn,can’t touch this”

  244. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    I promise yall it’s tears on my face. That 9/11 shit is hysterical

    ^
    if you didnt watch it on mute… you lost… swear to god its way more funny

    ^I’m in tears watching this shit right now

  245. baby jesus Says:

    and right after recieving his blessing from the father he proceeds to throw his shades on. holy shit

  246. YBE Says:

    # 456 Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    and then… had the idea… that flag bandannas was a good move…

    ^U S A U S AYYYYEEEEYA

    ^^^ GREATEST video EVER uploaded to youtube…

  247. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    *gets high, begins suicide mission*

    *googles Hammer* (PAUSE)

  248. hl Says:

    It’s deeper than bandanas.

  249. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    and right after recieving his blessing from the father he proceeds to throw his shades on. holy shit
    ^
    LMAO

  250. Remixznflow Says:

    and for the record… thats NOT a harlem shake

    thats just…’the shakes’

    you already know..

  251. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    OH SHIT… HAMMER HARLEM SHAKING IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY

  252. Charles Oakley Says:

    I really need that Nas – Colors (prod. by DJ Khalil) on the Lost Tapes Vol. 2

  253. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I’ve never seen this video and probably never will. I don’t think i can take it. (II)

  254. Remixznflow Says:

    *hammer begins to convulse*

    producer: oh shit… someone call the amberlamps

    producer assistant: dont worry it’ll pass in about 20 sec… might as well get the film and put the music behind it later

  255. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    You could do a def jam comedy show just on Hammer as a topic. Hammer should just take his Gold Hammer Pants and go away

  256. ThatMan Says:

    I zoned out and thought MC Hammer was DMX a couple of times in that video.

    *straight face*

  257. Jersey*made*me Says:

    SMH @ where this thread went.

    *is bodied*

  258. DC (District of Chase) Says:

    It aint gon be no stopping us, we putting it down
    It aint gon be no stopping us, we gotta get down

  259. hl Says:

    I really need that Nas – Colors (prod. by DJ Khalil) on the Lost Tapes Vol. 2

    ^Never heard that one. I need a mastered version of “The World”.

  260. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    and right after recieving his blessing from the father he proceeds to throw his shades on. holy shit
    ^
    LMAO

    ^
    Oh Shit…

  261. ThatMan Says:

    # 456 Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    youtube.com/watch?v=9Cka5DkTVAw

    ^the coat he is wearing says it all

    ^

    oh shit. that’s the whole video. lol

  262. Hopp Says:

    usershare.net/mvb0l7cqzzy2

  263. hl Says:

    Don’t sleep on Hammer though (nh). You don’t know how long dude has been preparing this diss track. Years maybe.

  264. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    Man, I just tried to put the blunt out three times and just kept smokin’..

  265. Charles Oakley Says:

    just watched the hammer video…..

    ….and

    *dead*

  266. Remixznflow Says:

    # hl Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Don’t sleep on Hammer though (nh). You don’t know how long dude has been preparing this diss track. Years maybe.

    ^
    yeah. but no matter how dope it is.. how well crafted, written and delivered…

    if he shoots a video that looks anything like No Stoppin Us…

    its a wrap… because ill be to busy laughin to listen… i still dont know what that nigga is talkin about besided the chorus…

  267. Charles Oakley Says:

    I really need that Nas – Colors (prod. by DJ Khalil) on the Lost Tapes Vol. 2

    ^Never heard that one. I need a mastered version of “The World”.
    ^
    youtube.com/watch?v=1DCRoEahWdU&feature=related

  268. 456 Says:

    fuckin dead at the double salute

  269. ghost writer Says:

    hl Says:

    September 28th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Don’t sleep on Hammer though (nh). You don’t know how long dude has been preparing this diss track. Years maybe.

    ^
    Right? I can’t think how hard it was for him to not blow away the studio money he saved thus far

  270. YBE Says:

    # Brooklyn Strong Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    You could do a def jam comedy show just on Hammer as a topic. Hammer should just take his Gold Hammer Pants and go away

    ^^^ yo niggas should start a petition to send to comedy central for them to do a roast of Stanley Hammer like they did flavor flav… they would DESTROY him…

  271. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    Yo’ this jakket he’s wearin’ …. smh (n)

  272. Hopp Says:

    mediafire.com/?27j2ll0rrfr8kj1

  273. hl Says:

    Charles Oakley Says:

    I really need that Nas – Colors (prod. by DJ Khalil) on the Lost Tapes Vol. 2

    ^Never heard that one. I need a mastered version of “The World”.
    ^
    youtube.com/watch?v=1DCRoEahWdU&feature=related

    ^Dope. I’m assuming that was supposed to be on the Nigger album?

  274. Remixznflow Says:

    @hopp

    what is that?

  275. Tong Po Flo Says:

    U-God on the feature and HeyZesus doing the production.

    ^ and Sun God with some aggressive content banter that the end

  276. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    This Hammer video, …I don’t know what to say really

  277. Charles Oakley Says:

    Dope. I’m assuming that was supposed to be on the Nigger album?
    ^
    correct, I’m not sure why it was left out, sounds crackish (dcups)

  278. Hopp Says:

    ” @hopp
    what is that? ”

    What is what ?

  279. Remixznflow Says:

    # Hopp Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    ” @hopp
    what is that? ”

    What is what ?

    ^
    nvm… after the other link got me caught up at work im leery…

  280. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    *cringe in embarrassment for Hammer*

    nobody stopped him

  281. dos equis Says:

    S.I.C.K.VET Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    You created a monster my G.I`mma tape a printout on my chicks back for extra smash inspiration.Stop playing I got TWO color copiers at the job.lol

    ^^lol..it’s nothing homie….*dead at that visual too*

    #smutpedalersRus

  282. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    yo hoe

  283. Hopp Says:

    ” after the other link got me caught up at work im leery… ”

    lol I see.

  284. Deen Says:

    Hammer is the best at lacking self-awareness…

  285. YBE Says:

    # Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    This Hammer video, …I don’t know what to say really

    ^^^ words are not need… just sit back and enjoy.(II)

  286. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    2 Legit To Quit video >>>

  287. Cocca88Crazy88since88 Says:

    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Will Elude Kiss for 11th Straight Year
    Kiss loyalists, long the butt of rock-critic jokes, have a new reason to be rankled: the artists listed on the Hall of Fame’s 2011 ballot, which was announced this morning, include the Beastie Boys, Neil Diamond, Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi, Donovan, Tom Waits, LL Cool J, Dr. John, the J. Geils Band, Darlene Love, Laura Nyro, Donna Summer, Joe Tex, and Chuck Willis. The Beastie Boys got a nod in 2008. Nyro, LL Cool J, and Summer were all nominated last year.

    ^^^
    ShoutOut __________________uncle L (ll)

  288. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    I got 30 kars, I got 30 dancers

  289. fuck boy music Says:

    Obama is a Nigger..

    I should of voted for McCain

  290. BroliC FontS Says:

    Just asked a chick if she want to phone bone….nahright has ruined the moral fabric of society

  291. fuck boy music Says:

    just asked a chick if I could lik her anal rectum…nahright has ruined my moral fabric for society..

  292. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    Obama is a Nigger..

    I should of voted for McCain

    ^

    It doesn’t even matter, it doesn’t even matter

    #FrenchMontana

  293. Beezy Says:

    Let’s have a toast for the Nazi’s, Let’s have a toast for KzA’s pops…

  294. Big_seth Says:

    LMAO @ dudes talking about Hammer.

    This interview was good. Its lame that the only thing that all these blogs are posting about is how he listens to Wayne…

    No matter how you feel about Obama its interesting to see the things he is saying and it gives you an idea of what we will be hearing about for at least the next two years.

  295. Remixznflow Says:

    @Seth

    whats good on them tshirts though…

  296. Casket Face Says:

    DAMN DAMN DAMN DANNNNNNG! (c) Andre 300

    man, she got that shit …she called the STD clinic for worldstar smh

    tinyurl.com/2fldhn6

  297. Beezy Says:

    Obama is losing – that chick that aired him out at the CNBC town hall was spot on.

  298. BroliC FontS Says:

    Yo Im crying here from too many comments in this post. too many to copy and paste, but its real tears

  299. Big_seth Says:

    Remixznflow Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    @Seth

    whats good on them tshirts though…
    ^^

    I’ll hit you with an email. Man I got so much going on in life. LOL.

    @Beezy, what did she say?

  300. Beezy Says:

    Casket the grammar on your site is horrible homie – spell check much?

  301. Beezy Says:

    @Beezy, what did she say?

    ^how she was tired of defending him and his administration, that he hasn’t delivered any of the change he promised at all…etc etc

    she’s been all over the news…google it.

    she’s 100% right

  302. Casket Face Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Casket the grammar on your site is horrible homie – spell check much?

    ^^

    nah i ain’t gonna lie i’m 50tyson

  303. Cashmere Cavalli aka Debonair Cavalier Says:

    niggas ethered a man who doesn’t even have a career to ether

    #RUTHLESS

  304. Cashmere Cavalli aka Debonair Cavalier Says:

    LF: Jeezy suppose to be dropping a mixtape today called THE LAST LAUGH

  305. BroliC FontS Says:

    @Beezy, what did she say?

    ^how she was tired of defending him and his administration, that he hasn’t delivered any of the change he promised at all…etc etc

    she’s been all over the news…google it.

    she’s 100% right

    ^it was a nice soundbyte, but it only applies to all the fairytale looking ass niggs that thought Obama was Jesus when he was running for president

  306. BroliC FontS Says:

    …or videobyte

  307. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    Hammer waz flaggin’ hard

  308. BroliC FontS Says:

    Its hard for niggs to accept how fucked the country is right now, so we looking for someone to blame. Niggs better hope the kuntry recovers faster than all these kuntries primed to overtake the US in so many areas

    *falls off soapbox*

  309. Big_seth Says:

    BroliC FontS Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    @Beezy, what did she say?

    ^how she was tired of defending him and his administration, that he hasn’t delivered any of the change he promised at all…etc etc

    she’s been all over the news…google it.

    she’s 100% right

    ^it was a nice soundbyte, but it only applies to all the fairytale looking ass niggs that thought Obama was Jesus when he was running for president
    ^^

    I’ll peep that shit.

    I agree with that sentiment because I think he has been a pussy about a lot of the issues he got voted into office for, but I never thought much would get done. I’ve been skeptical from the jump. I’m glad that some progressive minded person is making some noise as opposed to only hearing about that tea party bullshit too.

    That’s all you see on the news lately.

  310. BroliC FontS Says:

    man, that hammer video. I dont even have sound on this computer and its still hilarity.

  311. Casket Face Says:

    where’s this vid?

  312. Deen Says:

    Change takes time. To be honest though, I didn’t realize that Barry and the Dems would be this spineless and allow the Republicans/Fox to clog shit up this badly.

    Still, I was laughing at all these over-enthusiastic airheads that were acting/speaking as if that negro was the messiah with all that stupid hope shit. Now they’re all hurt. Pussies.

  313. fuck boy music Says:

    I got the gun right under the Louie Belt.

  314. fuck boy music Says:

    I was caught up in the hype…I voted for Obama…based on the strength he was half a brother…

    I regret doing that…I should of cast my vote for McCain..

    we would of been better of with McCain..

  315. Big_seth Says:

    I don’t think voting for McCain would be anywhere near better.

    He probably would have revoked MLK day. LOL

  316. BroliC FontS Says:

    where’s this vid?

    ^youtube.com/watch?v=WOocsWtoKSU
    youtube.com/watch?v=6LDCVS4ApHM

  317. NovemberEnd Says:

    McCain would have re-instituted the military draft

  318. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    You gon’ see that shit real when that 44 kome out
    These rap niggaz poppin’ pills and that homo kome out

  319. Casket Face Says:

    fucking idiot amongst us …he still cleaning up bush’s mess

    second he STATE BEFORE HE WAS ELECTED it’s gonna take atleast TWO terms before we saw change.

    third he gorund zero’d alot bullshit that was holding us back, like education, health care?

    bills JUST got passed MONDAY, and he ENDED the RECESSION.

    muthafuckas talking that tea party health care shit not even affected by it cause they don’t make enough…and it hasn’t even started yet…it starts 2014.

    smh i hate pitchforkers without a cause or education

  320. BroliC FontS Says:

    I didn’t realize that Barry and the Dems would be this spineless

    ^yeah i agree

  321. fuck boy music Says:

    it would of been way better for me…for McCain…

    i make a lot of money…so he would of looked out on the taxes…

    I cast my vote for Obama on the strength he was black…

    but Obama is destroying this country…

  322. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    New Post ^

  323. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    New Post ^

  324. Deen Says:

    Despite how fucked everything seems to be, I know that we’re better off with Obama than without him/any of the other so called leaders out right now.

    All the halfway racist/tea-party shit is just unfortunate comedy for me.

  325. Casket Face Says:

    # BroliC FontS Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    where’s this vid?

    ^youtube.com/watch?v=WOocsWtoKSU
    youtube.com/watch?v=6LDCVS4ApHM

    ^^^

    *chokes on cheez-its*

    *seriously choked on cheez-its*

  326. Mr. Freeze aka Muffler Lungs Says:

    but Obama is destroying this country…

    ^

    smh…

  327. 456 Says:

    allow the Republicans/Fox to clog shit up this badly.

    ^nobody “allows” republicans to clog shit up. that is there choice. you niggas forgot that most this country is still backassward white folks that hates the fact a black person is running things. the fact that he got so much done already in spite of the racism and full time hatred coming from all these people in government and the media is truly remarkable.

  328. 456 Says:

    but Obama is destroying this country…

    ^LOL. even fuck boy doesnt believe this

  329. Guccistan Says:

    Nas and weezy should never be mentioned in the same breath ever! Some one needs to get the prez on some Wu shit!

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