Video: Talib Kweli Speaks on Illuminati Theories

This recent rash of rumors about the alleged Illuminati ties of people like Jay-Z,  Rihanna, Oprah and whoever else has got to be one of the corniest trends in rap ever. This is easily the corniest shit since the “Stop Snitching” debate. Are you all fucking serious with this shit? A Black man (or woman) rises to a certain level of success and the only way to explain that in ya’ll minds is that they must be in bed with some secret society? This mentality disgusts me. Shame on you morons who just discovered internet conspiracy theories last year and are now running around spouting these nonsensical tales to the babies.

Look, like Talib, I read all of the Behold A Pale Horse books when I was younger and I bought into a lot of it. And to this day I’m pretty certain that there are in fact wealthy and powerful people out there, that we’ve never heard of and probably never will, who orchestrate some of the major events that happen on this planet. Fucking duh.

Wow, what a fucking revelation: rich people run shit. Who knew. Seriously, who do you expect to be calling the shots, a bunch of poor, uneducated slobs?  You mad? Well then I’d say stop wasting your time on the internet and get your fucking billions up and maybe one day you can be one of those people calling the shots.

Honestly, I think the most plausible explanation for the whole conspiracy theory movement/industry is that all of those wealthy shot caller types are planting these fantastic theories themselves so as to distract us from the much more pedestrian, but equally evil, shit that they’re really doing. Namely, keeping us poor and themselves rich. I don’t really see it being much deeper than that.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve argued with folks in the comments about this same topic. It’s like, so what if everything you guys are alledging is in fact true and the Illuminati is real and Jay and Oprah are conspirators? What the fuck are ya’ll gonna do about it? Start the revolution? You niggas can’t even get within 5 feet of Jay and O, much less the evil trillionaire overlord that is signing their paychecks.

The probability of me being labelled as Illuminati because of this post: 100%


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93 Responses to “Video: Talib Kweli Speaks on Illuminati Theories”

  1. NESTLE SNIPES Says:

    Thesis Statement Eskay

    whats with the Essays lately Eskay?

  2. Dewill Says:

    vladtv.com/blog/2992/breaking-rumor-delonte-west-sleeping-with-lebrons-mom/

    WOWzer it might be true.. bout Delonte West..

  3. 456 Says:

    Master P was making 400millon a year? GTFOH!!! Ya dick riding is legendary

    ^he had two years where he was at that level. that was around “bout it bout it” the movie came out. he was caking on that dvd something ridiculous. he also was selling platinum with tru, mystikal, ice cream man, etc. and he was getting something like 60 percent of the cut from Priority…

  4. swat Says:

    naw you broke fool. the president doesnt run shit, the elite rich family ruN EVERYTHING, banks and so on.

  5. Hopp Says:

    We back with the old Nah. Or so it seems.

  6. landlord Says:

    *slowly backs out of the room and logs off*

    *closes curtains and locks doors*

    *hears shots being at the front door*

    *turns TV down and chills in the basement*

  7. eskay Says:

    you can’t hide land

  8. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    LOL

  9. landlord Says:

    Honestly, I think the most plausible explanation for the whole conspiracy theory movement/industry is that all of those wealthy shot caller types are planting these fantastic theories themselves so as to distract us from the much more pedestrian, but equally evil, shit that they’re really doing. .

    ——-

    word..

    like spraying whatever the fuck it is they be spraying into the clouds with them little planes, and intentionally poisoning and fucking up the earth’s water supplies …

  10. KzA aka Roberto Commente Says:

    shots fucking fired at the nahright intelligentsia

  11. sealsaa Says:

    Didn’t know Rihanna was part of the illuminati. Im’a haft’a put in a request to have her sit on my face.

  12. BooBoo Says:

    Thanks eskay for Illuminating me (no homo)

  13. landlord Says:

    eskay Says:

    May 14th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    you can’t hide land

    ———-

    why.. have you heard something?

    is somebody looking for me?

    are there niggas with black suits and black raybans and walkie talkies asking for my IP addresses?

    *shivers*

  14. Legend Says:

    >> WOWzer it might be true.. bout Delonte West..

    ^because Vlad ‘reported’ on it?

    fucking kill yourself

  15. CHILE ! Says:

    I do think Jay-Z gotta have at least a degree on masonnery and whatnot.

  16. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Eskay’s too broke to be Illuminati.

  17. Els Says:

    # Dewill Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    vladtv.com/blog/2992/breaking-rumor-delonte-west-sleeping-with-lebrons-mom/

    WOWzer it might be true.. bout Delonte West..

    ____

    Fucking DEAD

  18. NESTLE SNIPES Says:

    M. Reck East New York Rappers goes to Jay Electronica’s Crib

    forbezdvd.com/cod.php?v=MTIyMTQ

  19. Legend Says:

    miley cyrus is part of the illuminati now

  20. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    This recent rash of rumors about the alleged Illuminati ties of people like Jay-Z, Rihanna, Oprah and whoever else has got to be one of the corniest trends in rap ever. This is easily the corniest shit since the “Stop Snitching” debate. Are you all fucking serious with this shit? A Black man (or woman) rises to a certain level of success and the only way to explain that in ya’ll minds is that they must be in bed with some secret society? This mentality disgusts me. Shame on you morons who just discovered internet conspiracy theories last year and are now running around spouting these nonsensical tales to the babies.
    ———————————————————

    A-freakin’-men. Good shit.

  21. landlord Says:

    i just be joking…

    i trust our Government…

    im an Air Force Veteran …

    im a true Patriot…

    R.J. Belichick is what they call me….

  22. Legend Says:

    ninjas read that Delonte West shit straight from the Nah comments

  23. NESTLE SNIPES Says:

    I give Jay Electronica props….he put his phone number and brooklyn address on radio.

    Coward he is not.

  24. Sham aka The Computer Puter! Says:

    Eskay is doing his best YN rendition. next hes gonna have his own blackout section -_-

  25. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Hopp Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    We back with the old Nah. Or so it seems.
    ——————————————————

    I’ve read some of the older entries in the archives, and I always thought they were awesome.

  26. Remixznflow Says:

    # landlord Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    i just be joking…

    i trust our Government…

    im an Air Force Veteran …

    im a true Patriot…

    R.J. Belichick is what they call me….

    ^
    nigga bitched up…

  27. BBG Says:

    great comment! keep up the good work.

  28. The Truth... Says:

    Talib: “if you don’t believe in it, it doesn’t affect you”

    ^^ that’s some stupid shit right there……but I’m not gonna get into this.

  29. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    YM’s stuff isn’t as good as the stuff Es has posted today [no shots].

  30. Dewill Says:

    ^because Vlad ‘reported’ on it?

    fucking kill yourself

    ^^^^
    First of all.. I was kidding cuz..so chill the fuck out..

  31. Polka Says:

    Hippa to da hoppa and you just don’t stoppa…

  32. landlord Says:

    nigga bitched up…

    ————

    imagine that… was that too much sarcasm for you?

    anyway…

    so Eskay…

    how much Payola did Zbigniew Brzezinski send you to type and print that rant…

  33. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I give Jay Electronica props….he put his phone number and brooklyn address on radio.

    Coward he is not.
    =====================
    Nope.

    He’s just really stupid.

  34. Remixznflow Says:

    # NESTLE SNIPES Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    I give Jay Electronica props….he put his phone number and brooklyn address on radio.

    Coward he is not.

    ^
    eh.. that nigga is starting to worry/bother me… you dont call another man beautiful… you just dont

    and the nigga’s stuttering is not endearing.. its annoying… wanna know why niggas think the south is slow jay? YOU thats why… stfu and rap b…

  35. GK Says:

    Thank you for breaking it down.

  36. Remixznflow Says:

    imagine that… was that too much sarcasm for you?

    ^
    LOL.. nah… i was fuckin with you… put the gun down! (none)

  37. Legend Says:

    *grabs popcorn*

  38. sealsaa Says:

    The Truth… Says:

    May 14th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Talib: “if you don’t believe in it, it doesn’t affect you”

    ^^ that’s some stupid shit right there……but I’m not gonna get into this.

    ^^^^^^

    Reminds me of some of some of the SDN shit that Nas says during his interviews

  39. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Remixznflow Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    did i or did i not just hear Jay Electronica call a nigga beautiful…

    discuss…
    ———————————————————–

    I know you’re just kidding and all, so this isn’t directed at you.

    I find it funny how a place that’s full of people who long for intellectual rap go nuts over things that no normal person would think was gay. People use pause to much. I almost made a comment on that myself, but I don’t have a preference for intellectual lyrics in my music.

  40. Remixznflow Says:

    @RNC

    You sir… are a beautiful man…

    *waits*

  41. tdig308 Says:

    *snaps*

  42. Ran$om Says:

    # NESTLE SNIPES Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    M. Reck East New York Rappers goes to Jay Electronica’s Crib

    forbezdvd.com/cod.php?v=MTIyMTQ

    ____

    Air brush Tees???

  43. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    LOL @ Remixnflow

  44. landlord Says:

    @RNC Mike Steele..

    my incessant use of ‘no homo’ is purely a tribute to my Camron stannery… nothing more, nothing less… its like typing “KILLA!” when a Camron thread appears… but i cant speak for other niggas that do it, no homo

  45. landlord Says:

    word… how you gonna tell the world you not slow, while at the same time, you turning the word “slow” into a multisyllabic struggle …

  46. NESTLE SNIPES Says:

    SMH you niggas suck at life.

  47. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    @ landlord: Yeah, understood. It wasn’t really directed at you, or anyone in particular.

  48. Remixznflow Says:

    # landlord Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    word… how you gonna tell the world you not slow, while at the same time, you turning the word “slow” into a multisyllabic struggle …

    ^
    kay slay went in though.. nigga was spittin and hawkin all over the mic (c’mon son)… flem probably flyin errywhere…

  49. Hopp Says:

    Just heard Revolutions Per Minute … Nice.

  50. landlord Says:

    he sounded like a bitch that was inviting her husbands jumpoff to a fight when he started saying his phone number and address…

    like there aint some stupid niggas out there that just might show up at that nigga crib with bad intentions… like the same nigga that punched budden in his orbital bone for dissing Rae, could show up on behalf of RZA…

    SMH…

    and didnt they learn anything from the Ransom/Budden beef?

  51. nation Says:

    >> Honestly, I think the most plausible explanation for the whole conspiracy theory movement/industry is that all of those wealthy shot caller types are planting these fantastic theories themselves so as to distract us from the much more pedestrian, but equally evil, shit that they’re really doing. Namely, keeping us poor and themselves rich. I don’t really see it being much deeper than that.

    ^ this

    cause they’re still shooting these videos that make idiots think it actually is true

  52. commsen Says:

    eskay’s been a little pissy lately…

    marital problems? or are you just feeling yourself b/c just blaze shouted you out?

  53. Sham aka The Computer Puter! Says:

    RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    May 14th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    YM’s stuff isn’t as good as the stuff Es has posted today [no shots].

    ^^

    YN is an old shit who needs to give it up. I hate that muh fucka

  54. landlord Says:

    a’ight … peace …

    caue soon PATRON JAMES and Balck Brokaw and the rest of the split personalities weirdos will be here..

    right sean?

  55. Yessir Says:

    What about that freestyle that Kanye did on stage a while back??

    “I sold my soul to the devil, yea i know its a crappy deal
    but it came with a few toys like a happy meal.”

    And before he spit that, he was talkin about how rappers and celeberties are scared to talk because they might lose their record deals or homes.

  56. Leonard Washington aka the Silky Johnson of Nah Right=HATE! HATE! HATE! Says:

    The probability of me being labelled as Illuminati because of this post: 100%

    ^^^
    Nah dog ur too short to be in the illuminati…you could be a henchmen or better yet a footstool for the illuminated camel

  57. the-xfacta Says:

    Yo I’m outtie fellas.. On the way to Bmore.. Peace!

  58. PsicoMagia Says:

    Wow, what a fucking revelation: rich people run shit. Who knew. Seriously, who do you expect to be calling the shots, a bunch of poor, uneducated slobs? ,,,

    ^^^^

    LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
    Fuckin dead.. *bookmarks*
    im gonna recite some of that in an important meeting..lmao

  59. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    # Yessir Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    What about that freestyle that Kanye did on stage a while back??

    “I sold my soul to the devil, yea i know its a crappy deal
    but it came with a few toys like a happy meal.”

    And before he spit that, he was talkin about how rappers and celeberties are scared to talk because they might lose their record deals or homes.
    —————————————————————

    The sole reason [other than his past classics] that I think Ye has another classic in him.

    That kind of honestly and baring of one’s flaws is what Ye does best. Hopefully the production side of this record is innovative enough to make this a classic.

  60. Sham aka The Computer Puter! Says:

    A dipset reunion in 2010 is pointless. Nobody wants forced collabos. Chemistry is gone..its over..

  61. Ant Says:

    h.. that nigga is starting to worry/bother me… you dont call another man beautiful… you just dont

    ^^^
    that whole phrase he said including “beautiful” is common among the nation of islam..i should know i went to a nation of islam school

  62. 911 Says:

    Anyone who fancies themselve as intelligent watches those YouTube videos with cynic focals. Not to say that there isn’t any truth levied therein, but seriously.

  63. RNC Chairman Michael Steele Says:

    Peace fellas.

  64. Digs Says:

    If people are thinking they are under control…They are right! Cable, the news, tabloids and publications are all designed to keep your mind controlled. That is the only difference that separates the poor from the rich, the rich understand this concept. If you want your pockets and mind to “think and grow rich” then you have to start by controlling your thoughts. Mind power (and money) over bullshit is my motto. Get u some folks.

  65. &What?! Says:

    T.I. must be in the Illuminati, cause how the fuck you gonna do 9 MONTHS in prison for having all them guns? Seriously.

  66. Leonard Washington aka the Silky Johnson of Nah Right=HATE! HATE! HATE! Says:

    T.I. must be in the Illuminati, cause how the fuck you gonna do 9 MONTHS in prison for having all them guns? Seriously.
    ^^^
    Nah son its called snitching…its older than the illuminati..but just as dangerous

  67. Digs Says:

    LMAO @&What?!

  68. ThatMan Says:

    Yall are dumb posting in here. They’re tracking your IP addresses just from this post.

    Oh shit. I fucked up.

  69. ThatMan Says:

    George Bush was a fine president.

    *straight face*

  70. &What?! Says:

    Nah son its called snitching…its older than the illuminati..but just as dangerous

    ^

    He had more guns than a small army.. he must have snitched.

  71. Leonard Washington aka the Silky Johnson of Nah Right=HATE! HATE! HATE! Says:

    Yall are dumb posting in here. They’re tracking your IP addresses just from this post.

    Oh shit. I fucked up.
    ^^^
    nah its cool the “illuminated imp” eskay will cover for us he just tell his owner the “camel” that all of the niggaz and crackaz on his site are crazy dumb and uneducated…

  72. &What?! Says:

    Delonte West is a straight clown.

    ‘We gon’ play with a sock we gon’ play with a sock!’ – Delonte to LeBron’s mom.

  73. PHD Says:

    2010 Return of Eskay!!!!

  74. bamboozled Says:

    Asher Roth just mercked a track.

    Asher Roth – Muddy Swim Trunks

    If you a brother and rap you better step your game up.

  75. AFGun Says:

    da fuk is this niggga eskay talkin about.. get ur facts straight wit ur narrow minded bs. illuminati exists and the fact that jigga is affliated wit ’em has nothin to do wit his ass being black but everything to do with haviing an influence over the new generations.. i agree some these kids that just got on this conspiiracy shit duno wat they talkin about n get a lil ridiculous but this shit still exists and is all around. seems like the more success one has the more brainwashed they become. no one man can really change anything, but if niggaz like u face the music and every1 has that awareness we in the right direction. the internet has made it possiible to raise awareness all around the globe and has been a key tool in starting a movement against it. eskay aint no illuminati hez just oblivious to whats happening all around his ass

  76. NESTLE SNIPES Says:

    Drew Carey > Lebron James

  77. Beezy Says:

    great post eskay

    the revolution is starting tho…Billzland

  78. moneyray aka i comment on nahright so fuck 50 Says:

    ThatMan Says:
    May 14th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Yall are dumb posting in here. They’re tracking your IP addresses just from this post.

    Oh shit. I fucked up.

    ^idgaf im stealing my neighbors wifi

  79. hecktic Says:

    damn, theyve gotten to you eskay.

    theres no time now….

    *builds bombshelter, cocks shotgun*

  80. eskay Says:

    >>eskay aint no illuminati hez just oblivious to whats happening all around his ass

    i don’t think you even read my post at all past first two sentences.

  81. rex hussla Says:

    Fucking duh.
    ______________

    LMAO *daps*

  82. DDotOmen Says:

    I was actually standing outside that room when he said this, next video should be talking about how his stuff got stolen in Australia

  83. Hi Hater! Says:

    Illuminatiiiiiii

  84. StarboyantC Says:

    Great post Eskay. The hip hop elite became rich and successful by getting paid–not by sitting in a room wondering about theories. Get money cocksuckas…

  85. Truthfully Speaking Says:

    Great post Eskay!
    This shit gotta stop, it’s getting out of hand.
    Do you morons really think that rappers are a part of the so called “Illuminati”?
    Cmon son, get hip to the game. You’re not qualified to make these outrageous statements just because you watched some “documentary” on youtube.

    “Wow, what a fucking revelation: rich people run shit. Who knew. Seriously, who do you expect to be calling the shots, a bunch of poor, uneducated slobs? You mad?”

    My point exactly.

  86. afra Says:

    EsKay .. get the F outta here …

    i mean your on point with what your saying, BUT

    it doesnt take away from the fact that these faggot ass artists & their puppet master managment would do anything to be relevant and have these dumb kids follow. They have no sense of responsibility to their own community, at all. And their actors pretending.

    Funny how as soon as Trey songz got signed to Liles that lil nigga started having free masonry refferences in his mixtape.

    You dumb fool …
    ITs like saying Malcom got killed, martin got killed … all our black leaders got killed or sent to prison … gangs started …. glorifying gangs became cool … lets make $$$ offf of it. HELL YEAH …

    suck a dick

  87. wreckage Says:

    wait. bush was an elitist pig, and conspiracies made sense. but when obama is…the same thing, conspiracies are cliche? how convenient. i am sure that line of reasoning amuses the crap out of the health insurance companies (here’s 30 million more customers!) and wall street (let’s regulate those evil bastards by giving them more of your money!). and what about the civilians dying in drone strikes? simple: slap a brother on the cover. a change of scenery is surprisingly effective in a world of simpletons.

  88. Borngod m Allah aka keep it baggy not faggy Says:

    Eskay is fucking fool. This is one of the best things in hip hop so niggers could wake up.

    Ublindniggers(85%)justdont get it.
    Jayz and a lot of other dudes in the industry are down with this shit.

  89. moresickaMC Says:

    eskay is a tool

    nahright is a “safe” blog

  90. hejsa Says:

    Last time I checked, my dad was in the illuminati fucking Pamela A. And suddenly everybody turned their backs on me.

    Seriously, fuck outta here…

  91. J. Caesar Says:

    * LATE PASS*eskay i give you props for even touching this subject..and bc everyone believes u have a man crush on jigga (no shots) lol But it bothers me slightly when u say “get your billions up”….i would have to say if not all a majority of the ppl in this world who have that kind of dough have done some dirt in their lives..and we atleast agree that their is some “force” of evil out there that wants to keep us dumbed down..and unfortunately the music business or anything with entertainment is doing that now…hence why ppl think of certain artists being “in” with this shit..and also cuz of subliminal messages in music videos and in the music itself..imho “they” got to john f kennedy (peep his secrety society speech, he got killed cuz of that) and michael jackson (after his death i’m now convinced than ever before) mj had some peaceful, tree hugger music (tree hugger as in “earths song”) but watever this is the world we live in..just got to make the best for yourself

  92. AJ Says:

    yo did any1 else grab they blackberry when the noise went off in this video lol…

  93. Meh Says:

    I completely agree with the statement written by Eskay below the video.

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