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68 Responses to “Video: The Doctor Who Cried Detox (ItsTheReal)”

  1. Rey Says:

    Rosenthals!

  2. London Bloke Says:

    Overdose on Heroin > Detox

  3. Dewill Says:

    You know Dewill is one of them bamma-fed niggas. Punting possums and other 20 lbs rodents for 50 yards or better was a hobby for them. Strong for no reason ass niggas.

    ^^^^
    Word if I wasn’t so caught off guard… I would of choked the shit outta the possum and took him home for supper…

    POSSUM… THE OTHER WHITE MEAT..

  4. London Bloke Says:

    DBillz land will arrive before Detox

  5. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Land, you actually have some of the most potential of the regular commenters
    ^
    Keep giving him ammo…lol

  6. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    *Daps red dirt*

  7. Rey Says:

    Hell is NOT Long Island.

    Hell is probably a chamber inside Dick Cheney’s hidden fortress.

  8. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @Fresh

    Here’s a napkin,you got some Land-baby drippings on your chin.

  9. the-xfacta Says:

    @ Fresh,

    Nigger just drop it already. Are you trying to drop science?

  10. Rey Says:

    So what’s first: The NahBQ or Detox?

  11. Remixznflow Says:

    Nigger just drop it already.

    LOL when the “er” is added.. its real…

  12. D. Billz Says:

    b-ease

    How does it feel that this white dude with average rap skills is grindin’ on your hometown hero whom you probably haven’t even had the privilege of sayin’ “hi” to?

  13. D. Billz Says:

    # Rey Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:52 am

    So what’s first: The NahBQ or Detox?

    ^I’ll go with NahBQ for 200, Alex.

  14. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Black Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:29 am
    @Beezy

    Yo is mt. airy a nice neighborhood? Im trying to get out of north philly for my senior year. Ive heard niggas say that its like the suburbs.

    ^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave

    ^^

    Manayuk,FTW. Anywhere else except MAYBE upper Northeast,it’s going down like Fresh on RJ.

  15. Beezy Says:

    LMAO @ X asking where the weed at online.

    His next step is to google “Marijuana Silver Spring, MD”

  16. Beezy Says:

    X-Facta on yahoo questions asking “Where can I purchase Marijuana in the DC Metro”

  17. CZ Says:

    NJ has a different breed of possum. Them shits is mixed with cat/rat

  18. Rey Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am

    # Rey Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:52 am

    So what’s first: The NahBQ or Detox?

    ^I’ll go with NahBQ for 200, Alex.

    ^^^

    *thinks about it* Yeah, probably. *makes potato salad*

    Yo.. Black people make the best ‘tater salad. I know that’s obvious, but I needed to state it.

  19. Black Says:

    ^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Yeah i heard that u can definitely get into some shit (nh) but that it wont be right outside your door.

  20. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    And some of you have the potential to be captains of industry, but you can’t leave that weed alone. Your focus, dedication, and drive is not where it could be. And the thing is, I’m not telling you anything new. You already know you should have BEEN taken over. So why not do it?

  21. the-xfacta Says:

    Beezy Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
    X-Facta on yahoo questions asking “Where can I purchase Marijuana in the DC Metro”

    ——

    *Calls the coroner*

  22. D. Billz Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am

    X-Facta on yahoo questions asking “Where can I purchase Marijuana in the DC Metro”

    ^I’m laughin’ because I be readin’ them Yahoo question/answer shits too. Especially when I’m tryin’ to find out the distance between two towns when traveling.

  23. Beezy Says:

    Black

    Yo is mt. airy a nice neighborhood? Im trying to get out of north philly for my senior year. Ive heard niggas say that its like the suburbs.

    ^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave

    >>>Word…its def a little less rough and tumble than the TU area, but I know it ain’t like the burbs out there.

    —-

    Manayuk,FTW.

    ^Nah, Manayunk for the fucking loss. Shit hole.

  24. Black Says:

    Manayuk,FTW. Anywhere else except MAYBE upper Northeast,it’s going down like Fresh on RJ.

    ^^^^^

    Id move to KOP or lower merion but that commute would make me want to kill myself.

  25. the-xfacta Says:

    At least that Casket Face nigga was entertaining (none).. Fresh just leave nigga

  26. Dewill Says:

    *daps D-Block*

  27. D. Billz Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Black Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:29 am
    @Beezy

    Yo is mt. airy a nice neighborhood? Im trying to get out of north philly for my senior year. Ive heard niggas say that its like the suburbs.

    ^^^^don’t b fooled, it goes down in Mt. Airy. word to Stenton Ave

    ^^

    Manayuk,FTW. Anywhere else except MAYBE upper Northeast,it’s going down like Fresh on RJ.

    ^Jesus Christ (c) b-ease

  28. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Random:

    Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.

  29. Remixznflow Says:

    im about to put this nigga on ignore…

  30. D. Billz Says:

    Real rap though, where ARE the decent areas of metropolitan Philadelphia?

  31. cOLD Says:

    like a peanut M&M with legs

    ^ one.

  32. Remixznflow Says:

    Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. But you smash anyway cuz its there?That shit DID look horrible naked,I just did.

    *fixed*

  33. KzA Says:

    Fresh are you fuckin done?

    You tryin to be everyones daddy?

    Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…

  34. Beezy Says:

    like a peanut M&M with legs

    ^ one.

    >>>co-one.

  35. Rey Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Random:

    Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.

    ^^^

    LOL… I had that exact situation happen in January. I was really looking for something, anything to go on and I was like “Okay, I guess I’m not that desperate”.. Worst part about those situations is that, the week or two later you’re like “Man, I shoulda just hit it anyway.”

  36. the-xfacta Says:

    LP: “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh

  37. Black Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Real rap though, where ARE the decent areas of metropolitan Philadelphia?

    ^^^^^^^

    Center City. Expensive but niggas dont be getting killed(that sounds bad). North Broad is actually gonna be something in a lil while too.

  38. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Id move to KOP or lower merion but that commute would make me want to kill myself.

    ^^

    Not really a serious commute from Lower Merion though,that’s basically City Ave.

  39. London Bloke Says:

    peanut M&M with legs

    ^

    OMFG

  40. D. Billz Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Random:

    Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.

    ^Yes I have. And you KEEP trying to find somethin’ decent about her that would help you muster up the fortitude to beat it. But it just doesn’t help. I’d rather smash an ugly chick with a bangin’ body. Or nice lookin’ chick with an average body. But when her face is extra average with a wack body, it’s like WTF?

    I bet her bottom lip bigger than the top one, aint it? Tell me I’m wrong.

  41. mcb Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Random:

    Ever had a bitch on you so bad but you can’t see 1 thing about her to make you wanna smash? I mean shorty ain’t ugly but she ain’t pretty,and her body look like a peanut M&M with legs,FUCK. That shit must look horrible naked,I just can’t.

    ^^^
    JAck Daniels will help you smash it. or keep you from smashing it, depending on how friendly you are with him that night (nh?)

  42. Rey Says:

    # KzA Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Fresh are you fuckin done?

    You tryin to be everyones daddy?

    Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…

    ^^^

    Kirk Zacharaiah VanDerSmoot, Finish your homework and quit typing on the interweb with those hip-hoppers!

  43. 007 Says:

    “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh

    How many YM artists goin say they aint/wasnt eatin in the next 12 months?

  44. cOLD Says:

    LOL… I had that exact situation happen in January. I was really looking for something, anything to go on and I was like “Okay, I guess I’m not that desperate”.. Worst part about those situations is that, the week or two later you’re like “Man, I shoulda just hit it anyway.”

    ^ who was the peanut m&m stunt double in this scenario? no shots.

  45. D. Billz Says:

    # the-xfacta Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am

    LP: “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh

    ^Same thing Gillie said 3 years ago.

  46. KzA Says:

    the-xfacta Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am
    LP: “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
    ^

    I was thinking about this… and really.. is there any real PRACTICAL difference between having money, and being given money?

    I mean… either way.. Wayne does NOT ever have to worry about his finances..ever.. Money is not an object, not matter who’s hands it is in..

  47. Beezy Says:

    Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…

    ^LMAO, so true. I don’t need an internet nanny.

  48. Fresh Huxtable Says:

    Fresh are you fuckin done?

    You tryin to be everyones daddy?

    Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
    ^
    pretty much. Why does it bother you, though? If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply. Just skip my comment. I mean, all other types of stuff can be said, but encouraging people to take their lives to another level makes you aggy?

  49. London Bloke Says:

    Kirk Zacharaiah VanDerSmoot,

    ^

    LOL

  50. landlord Says:

    i tried to tell niggas earlier that Black Jesus was here to save us for our sins…

    prophecy?

  51. A1 Says:

    Fuck all of these random ass comments!!!!!

  52. London Bloke Says:

    Just skip my comment

    ^

    I Do

  53. cOLD Says:

    pretty much. Why does it bother you, though? If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply. Just skip my comment. I mean, all other types of stuff can be said, but encouraging people to take their lives to another level makes you aggy

    ^ that looks alot like check.

  54. Black Says:

    I mean… either way.. Wayne does NOT ever have to worry about his finances..ever.. Money is not an object, not matter who’s hands it is in..

    ^^^^^^

    Problem with that is what happens if Baby just stops giving him money one day. If Wayne doesnt actually own any of that shit then he could lose it all at anytime.

  55. cOLD Says:

    Fuck all of these random ass comments!!!!!

    ^ yea lets all talk about the post title. FOH.

  56. ridalen Says:

    Real rap though, where ARE the decent areas of metropolitan Philadelphia?

    ^^

    Chestnut Hill, Greater Mt. Airy, Greater N.E…..thats about it.

  57. KzA Says:

    Fresh Huxtable Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Fresh are you fuckin done?

    You tryin to be everyones daddy?

    Im really not on Nah to hear shit from you about what I should\shouldnt do…
    ^
    pretty much. Why does it bother you, though? If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply. Just skip my comment. I mean, all other types of stuff can be said, but encouraging people to take their lives to another level makes you aggy?
    ^

    no but your hypercondescending attitude is obnoxious…. Your on the internet telling us we should be on the internet.. Your wasting your time typing at us saying we should be wasting our time typing..

    go be a captain of the industry and let me collect my fuckin paycheck

  58. Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:

    @Black, @ Beezy i dont no all them places but my originally from north and my gma n them moved to mt airy. summers of gun shots n chinese food n 20cent loosie’s from 90-96.

  59. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh
    ^
    Where is this from and why is Bangladesh so salty? A lot of bitchiness in that excerpt.

  60. KzA Says:

    I highly doubt there is going to be some nahger in 10 years sitting on his yacht saying.. “Im sure happy that fellow Fresh came to nah and encouraged me to finally make something of myself”

    FOH

  61. cOLD Says:

    no but your hypercondescending attitude is obnoxious…. Your on the internet telling us we should be on the internet.. Your wasting your time typing at us saying we should be wasting our time typing..

    go be a captain of the industry and let me collect my fuckin paycheck

    ^… and check.

  62. KzA Says:

    Honestly Fresh.. theres nothing “wrong” with the shit your sayin..

    Most people dont like to be talked at by a stranger though, especially since everything your saying is based completely and totally on assumptions

  63. Jersey*made*me Says:

    @Billz

    I just be analyzing her when she walking away,There’s just nothing there. Her tits are small,her gut is big,I mean it’s just 160 lbs of WTF happened.

    As a youth I let some prime pussy go over stupid shit like slew feet or knock knees,that shit USE to bother me until I realized knock knee’d and slew foot bitches got some good pussy.I lost with that,but if I gotta sympathy fuck a bitch i’m straight,fuck that.

  64. Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:

    007 Says:

    May 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
    “Wayne is not getting money. He is given money, he’s not getting money. If Baby gets a million dollars he’ll buy Wayne a Phantom, but that’s in Cash Money’s name.”- Bangladesh

    How many YM artists goin say they aint/wasnt eatin in the next 12 months?

    ^^^^ all of them it’s the Bronald williams way, remember Wayne was gonna sign YM to Jay but Baby then made him Pres of CM

  65. illuminati by nature Says:

    Her tits are small,her gut is big,I mean it’s just 160 lbs of WTF happened.

    **LMAO

    As a youth I let some prime pussy go over stupid shit like slew feet or knock knees,

    ***you and me, both…my standards were unrealistically, counter-productively high in my youth…like, i was trying to find something more than a smash (none)—I’m not saying I should have smashed off crackheads or some shit, lol, but if I were single, and presented with the same pussy options today, that I was then, my acceptance rate would be higher than community colleges…

  66. 007 Says:

    ^^^^ all of them it’s the Bronald williams way, remember Wayne was gonna sign YM to Jay but Baby then made him Pres of CM

    ^Yea I agree Baby rapin them boys! Dam near both ways(pause) but yea weve seen it happen a million times. You see all the state prop dudes lookin broke n dusty Peedi talkin bout he blew 900k, Sparks on Vladtv lookin bad tellin stories of the glory, other nigga splittin 1200 a nite. So I cant think it be too long before Gudda, or Short Dawg Bow Wow etc to start cryin they ain eatin.

    Cash Money=Rapin U Records
    same thing happen to Bg, Juve, Mannie etc. Baby on ly let Wayne eat.

  67. Slow Ur Roll, Know Ur Roll Says:

    ^Yea I agree Baby rapin them boys! Dam near both ways(pause) but yea weve seen it happen a million times. You see all the state prop dudes lookin broke n dusty Peedi talkin bout he blew 900k, Sparks on Vladtv lookin bad tellin stories of the glory, other nigga splittin 1200 a nite. So I cant think it be too long before Gudda, or Short Dawg Bow Wow etc to start cryin they ain eatin.

    Cash Money=Rapin U Records
    same thing happen to Bg, Juve, Mannie etc. Baby on ly let Wayne eat.

    ^^^^Them Roc niggas just aggy. they all ate 2 a degree, even young gunz splittin 1200 to perform for all of 10 min then goin charge 10 grand at the afterparty or 5 for a walkthru

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