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Video: Dave Chappelle @ The Laugh Factory

Not exactly new but great nonetheless.

Spotted @ Vulture.

Another bit after the jump from that same night where he talks about “The Secret.”


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217 Responses to “Video: Dave Chappelle @ The Laugh Factory”

  1. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    chappelle>>>any comedian in the game, right now

  2. Beezy Says:

    Eiffel Tower:

    A sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don’t have the proof.

    ^roffle

  3. Harlem World Says:

    Mandarin, Oriental
    Ritz and then the Continental
    Blowin sweets with freaks who blowing me in suites thats instrumental

    White >>> Ross

  4. landlord Says:

    *rex hussla’s it up*

    *makes mad free throws in a row*

  5. Harlem World Says:

    # KzA Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    *TI’s it up*

    *plays 14 year old in gangster movie*
    *is 30*

    ^^
    roffle

  6. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Beezy Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Eiffel Tower:

    A sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don’t have the proof.

    ^roffle

    ***LMAO @ “unfortunate soul”…he’s worse off than the other two guys, because, on top of (none) documenting a semi-homo event, he’s not getting no pussy….

  7. el feces loco Says:

    *T.I.’s it up*

    *has married sex*

    *closes eyes and imagines Tiny as Toya or Ashanti or Beauty Dior or Elise Neal or that lady from the Progressive commercials*

    *has 5 kids that all look like who I thought of*

  8. JDS just looks at her, looks at her... Says:

    TI doesn’t stand for anything. He was just labelmates with Q-Tip on Atlantic I think and out of respect removed the P from his name to avoid confusion. Nothing more.

    *daps and vanishes*

  9. Mook Says:

    chappelle>>>any comedian in the game, right now

    ^^

    Epps might just be funnier…
    Chris Rock still got it too

  10. hl Says:

    This is funny.

  11. hl Says:

    Epps might just be funnier…

    *blank fucking stare*

  12. Rick aka KING OF DA BOOM BAP BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ASKIN WHERE YA GOONZ AT? Says:

    i refuse to believe that q-tip has ever spoken to a t.i.

  13. KzA Says:

    macaroni

  14. 45% Says:

    @bezzy

    lmao at how they have examples on how to use it in a sentence or examples of how you would hear it…

    “Ey bro, we should totally take that girl to France, take off her pants, and show her the Eiffel Tower.”

  15. Harlem World Says:

    TIP stands for Ten Inch Playa

  16. oh4werd Says:

    Epps might just be funnier

    ^^^

    dude aint that funny jus a bit more annoying

  17. landlord Says:

    *T.I.s It Up*

    *hears gunshots while riding from show in minivan*

    *tells bodyguard to go look out the window and see what the commtion is*

    *passes initiation*

  18. Harlem World Says:

    White needs to drop a mixtape

    this wigra spits hot fire

  19. oh4werd Says:

    i refuse to believe that q-tip has ever spoken to a t.i.

    ^^^

    lol

  20. Special Fr3D AKA Rico Says:

    Just Begun > your first born …just sayin’

  21. Mook Says:

    Epps might just be funnier…

    *blank fucking stare*

    ^^

    Stand Up Epps though?

  22. rex hussla Says:

    Jim Breuer was on Stern saying that Dave Chappelle wants to be the next Mel Brooks…I really hope homie is really writing some epic shit with all this time off. Dave just wants total control of everything, Jim says that Dave even hates Half Baked because there were things that were changed in the process of making the movie.

  23. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    *closes eyes and imagines Tiny as Toya or Ashanti or Beauty Dior or Elise Neal or that lady from the Progressive commercials*

    ***LOL @ “the progressive lady”

    @ Mook- Rock still got it (none), but the audience expects for him to be groundbreaking every time, so even if his set kills, he still kind of loses….no way Mike Epps is even in the same galaxy as Chappelle- I like Mike Epps, but he’s just one half a step above the average “BET Comic View” nigga, sometimes….Chappelle probably has more quotables than anybody working, now…mostly thanks to his show, which was, IMO, the byproduct of Rock’s show on HBO…..

  24. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Epps might just be funnier…

    *blank fucking stare*
    =================
    Word.

    Katt Williams is funnier and he’s not even funny.

    He’s just crazy.

    Chappelle >>>>>

    His comedy is so smart, you don’t even notice how deep it is until an hour later…if you’re smart enough to realize it at all.

  25. landlord Says:

    Mike Epps is hands down the most unfunniest nigga ever to try to be funny, in the history of laughter …

    who paid this nigga?

  26. Harlem World Says:

    # landlord Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    *T.I.s It Up*

    *hears gunshots while riding from show in minivan*

    *tells bodyguard to go look out the window and see what the commtion is*

    *passes initiation*

    ^^
    a sad state of affairs

  27. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Jim says that Dave even hates Half Baked because there were things that were changed in the process of making the movie.

    ***”it turned out to be a weed movie for kids” (c) Chappelle

  28. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    mostly thanks to his show, which was, IMO, the byproduct of Rock’s show on HBO…..
    ======================
    Not really.

    Rock was on HBO and Chappelle took it further then him on Comedy Central

  29. Beezy Says:

    45% Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    @bezzy

    lmao at how they have examples on how to use it in a sentence or examples of how you would hear it…

    “Ey bro, we should totally take that girl to France, take off her pants, and show her the Eiffel Tower.”

    ^me and boys would always cut up on each other about their girls and shit like

    “oh yo, you and Rachel still together? When we gonna take that bitch to Paris tho?”

  30. el feces loco Says:

    *T.I.’s it up*

    *gets Tiny to Eiffel Tower Toya*

  31. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    gunplay and avery storm are some dedicated feemos.

    niggas took a trip to medellin for a video shoot and thought hey, lets snort some of this fine colombian cocaine. smh. i’ll give them a shiny big 8th they roll thru tho.

  32. el feces loco Says:

    *tells bodyguard to go look out the window and see what the commtion is*

    ^^riproffles

  33. Rick aka KING OF DA BOOM BAP BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ASKIN WHERE YA GOONZ AT? Says:

    fact: kat williams is not funny at all.

  34. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    mostly thanks to his show, which was, IMO, the byproduct of Rock’s show on HBO…..
    ======================
    Not really.

    Rock was on HBO and Chappelle took it further then him on Comedy Central

    ****I know Chappelle was on Comedy Central, lol…I’m just saying that there are a lot of similarities between the two shows…I own DVDs of both shows, and when I bought the Chris Rock joint a couple of years ago, after not seeing it for 10 yrs or some shit, I noticed similarities….

  35. hl Says:

    mostly thanks to his show, which was, IMO, the byproduct of Rock’s show on HBO…..
    ======================
    Not really.

    Rock was on HBO and Chappelle took it further then him on Comedy Central

    Yeah I dont see much of a connection between Rock’s show other than the musical guests. Richard Pryor’s show seemed more like a blueprint for Chappelle Show.

  36. strongarm Says:

    goddamn icon,land, and rex hussla. i’m in fuckin tears while fulfilling collegiate duties

  37. landlord Says:

    thm illuminati niggas scared the shit out of dave Chappelle … he said, fuck that i aint lettin no old jewish mens fuck me in the ass, and i aint killin none of my peoples, i quit, you can keep the 500 billion dollars, it aint worth it B … i can respect that…

    but, aint nobody seen nor heard of that nigga, since? ….

    they may have fount him and dealt accordingly …

  38. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Kat Williams and Mike Epps are decent, middle of the road comics, who are capable of portraying hilarious characters…that Ansari kid is funnier than both of them combined, but his “Raaandy” character kinda irks me…even though most people love that character, I think his regular standup trumps it, easily….

  39. rex hussla Says:

    *rex hussla’s it up*

    *cops Jump Soles*

    *rocks everywhere for two months*

    *doesn’t work*

    *first customer to ask for money back*

  40. Mook Says:

    So y’all agree with me on Chris Rock though right?

  41. landlord Says:

    Katt Williams is HELLA funny… stop lying

  42. Renegade Says:

    haha..word? my chin was too low?

  43. hl Says:

    but, aint nobody seen nor heard of that nigga, since? ….

    He been doing comedy shows here and there. But yeah, he’s definately been absent from hollywood for a minute.

  44. oh4werd Says:

    dave chapelle was seen smokin a cigarette it was on tmz. other then that…na noone seen that nigga

  45. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Eiffel Tower = gay

  46. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Mook Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    So y’all agree with me on Chris Rock though right?

    ***Yep…he’s on par with Chris Rock…but I still think that Rock suffers, because m’fukkas expect him to one-up his last classic routine, every time he puts out new material…

  47. oh4werd Says:

    chris rock and katt williams get the cosign mike epps…not so much.

  48. landlord Says:

    Eiffel Tower = gay

    ——-

    any sexual act named after a landmark in Paris, or anywhere in France, is gay …

  49. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    that Ansari kid is funnier than both of them combined,
    =====================================
    Reading your act off you blackberry ain’t G

  50. why? Says:

    Katt Williams is HELLA funny… stop lying

    ^
    Katt Williams: Everyday I’m Hustlin >>>

  51. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Chappelle lives on a farm in Ohio…he got like half of his comedy central money (split with Brennan), and he’s chilling- they actually aired the “third” season, so i think they were on the hook to pay up…$25M=set for life, unless you’re a washed up athlete…

  52. oh4werd Says:

    Katt Williams: Everyday I’m Hustlin >>>

    ^^^

    cosign

  53. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    “the problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death.”-dave

    roffle!

  54. KzA Says:

    landlord Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Mike Epps is hands down the most unfunniest nigga ever to try to be funny, in the history of laughter …

    who paid this nigga?

    ^

    lolol… Hes funny as hell in movies… but standup?? shits painful. Only thing I ever got that was good out of his standup was ‘garbage truck juice’

  55. Beezy Says:

    *Rex Hussla’s it up*

    *joins full court pickup game*

    *leaves game after runing out of gas with score 6-4*

    *laments the fact he is out of shape*

    *lights Newport*

  56. G7 Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=x1DpQrZc0Hw

    Gunplay….can’t be serious.

  57. landlord Says:

    unless you’re a washed up athlete…

    ——–

    or a crack head baseball manager…

    go Rangers

  58. strongarm Says:

    yo it is a goddamn shame how stupid chappelle’s audience is sometimes. he’ll throws fucking hollow point poison tipped darts at his audience regularly and they just confuse the poison with him just being hilarious

  59. rex hussla Says:

    Katt’s fucking hilarious…that bit about about single people rubbing it in your face all the time but crying lonely in the kitchen at 3am was the funniest shit I’d ever seen

  60. why? Says:

    Tracy Morgan is more overrated than Mike Epps.

  61. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Katt William’s bit (none) about a Chrysler 300 looking just like a bentley or phantom, until a real one pulls up alongside, was classic

  62. Rick aka KING OF DA BOOM BAP BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ASKIN WHERE YA GOONZ AT? Says:

    Is tween TV skewed toward girls?

    Not really, say Nickelodeon and Disney executives. Boys’ tastes are changing.

    Has there ever been a better moment for tween girls? “Hannah Montana” and “Wizards of Waverly Place” reign on the Disney Channel. Tween idol Taylor Swift rules the radio. There are even tween girls in the White House. Since mega-successes like “High School Musical,” Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers showed execs the way, pop culture has been flooded with tween girl entertainment. And yet another promising series about a cool teen girl, “Victorious,” debuts on Nickelodeon on Saturday.

    —————–

    co-sign to the fullest. i used to watch transformers and spider-man every sunday morning, real talk.

  63. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Yep…he’s on par with Chris Rock
    ============================
    Nah, Chappelle’s understanding of race relations in America is unmatched.

    Rock does great relationship stuff tho.

    But honestly, Rock has been falling off since Bigger & Blacker

  64. Mook Says:

    So y’all agree with me on Chris Rock though right?

    ***Yep…he’s on par with Chris Rock…but I still think that Rock suffers, because m’fukkas expect him to one-up his last classic routine, every time he puts out new material…

    ^^
    True he really is inconsistent still funny though.

    R.I.P Bernie Mac all this comedy talk got me thinking about the great

  65. hl Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=x1DpQrZc0Hw

    Gunplay….can’t be serious.

    rofl

  66. hl Says:

    But honestly, Rock has been falling off since Bigger & Blacker

    Nope

  67. landlord Says:

    *rex hussla’s it up*

    *enter’s crowded ghetto buffet restaurant*

    *gets seated at a table before a group of now angry negroes who were in fact, waiting longer than I*

    *eats fast, takes beverage to go*

  68. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Chappele’s bit on how old is 15 really is some real shit that most people take at surface value.

  69. rex hussla Says:

    damn…somehow I zoomed in and all the comments are in 18 pt font on my screen I LOST

  70. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    *eats fast, takes beverage to go*
    ========================
    LMAO

  71. Rey Says:

    Chappelle… *sigh* Let it go, people.

    Okay, time to give this new Game a spin. *listens*

  72. kufi-Smacks Says:

    mike epps not funny???

    yeah u cats is weird… “Puerto rican pit bull puppies”…

  73. KzA Says:

    *Amps it up*

    *wears a different color GShock everyday*
    *always coordinates with bikini briefs*

  74. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Nah, Chappelle’s understanding of race relations in America is unmatched.

    ***Chappelle was hugely influenced by Pryor and Mooney…maybe a bit of Gregory, too….I’m a Mooney fan, but did you ever notice that his material is a lot more powerful/poignant than he has the ability to relay? Like, he can have classic line after classic line, but his sets be boring as hell, sometimes….

    Chappelle’s also the child of college professors, and shit, so there’s an intellectual subtlety to his material, which is why his audience sometimes misses the point…

  75. Mook Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=x1DpQrZc0Hw

    Gunplay….can’t be serious.

    ^^

    I’m not surprised. Ross always talking about his Coke business…
    Gunplay probably gets $ from Ross so it’s no need for him to hustle the product so he just does it…
    Ross probably be sniffing the white girl too

  76. oh4werd Says:

    ppl dont get subliminal messages or care…the world is a sad place. Movies do the same thing ppl only get the obvious shit

  77. landlord Says:

    all comedians fall off rather suddenly… cause it aint but so many jokes to tell before repeating and biting (accidental or not) occurs … thats why doing movies is the natural progression to hopefully avoid this calamity …

  78. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Ross only had one customer and his name was gunplay… and ross didn’t even sell him the coke… he just felt like he did… i see why gunplay got knocked out/ in the pictures in Tia’s book with a black eye….

  79. hl Says:

    ***Chappelle was hugely influenced by Pryor and Mooney…maybe a bit of Gregory, too….I’m a Mooney fan, but did you ever notice that his material is a lot more powerful/poignant than he has the ability to relay? Like, he can have classic line after classic line, but his sets be boring as hell, sometimes….

    Nah. Me and my girl saw Paul Mooney live. His show aint boring at all.

  80. Rey Says:

    So far Game isn’t saying anything on this. Plus, this beat for 20 minutes? Yick.

  81. kufi-Smacks Says:

    @ landlord

    i will say this Mike Epps is a silly funny type cat… i never liked DC curry or Steve harvey… but cats will swear they funny…

  82. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I’m a Mooney fan, but did you ever notice that his material is a lot more powerful/poignant than he has the ability to relay? Like, he can have classic line after classic line, but his sets be boring as hell, sometimes….
    ============================
    This is so true.

    But the way his mind works is crazy. He drops gems in casual conversation.

  83. oh4werd Says:

    *heroine headliner’s it up*

    *tells nahright commentors to suck dick*

    *swears up and down not gay*

  84. CZ Says:

    The Game(Triple H)>>>>Game

  85. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hl Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    ***Chappelle was hugely influenced by Pryor and Mooney…maybe a bit of Gregory, too….I’m a Mooney fan, but did you ever notice that his material is a lot more powerful/poignant than he has the ability to relay? Like, he can have classic line after classic line, but his sets be boring as hell, sometimes….

    Nah. Me and my girl saw Paul Mooney live. His show aint boring at all.

    ***never seen him live, just recorded concerts…I appreciate the intellect of his comedy, and he’s usually on point, especially when it comes to politics and race, but sometimes he just seems like a swishy old man, who’s more amused by himself than his audience is…no shots…i remember this one act he did in the late 80s, that was hilarious….

    “All these white people testing their geneology (sp?), trying to figure out their family tree…when u find that tree, don’t shake it too hard though, cuz a couple of niggas might fall out”

  86. Dewill Says:

    I knew that nigga gunplay and that other chubby nigga was bums when I seen them in the airport in ATL… Niggas looked homeless.. The chubby dude with the braids had a fukin Hanes sweater tied around his waist while waiting in line to board the plane..

  87. rex hussla Says:

    you guys need to check out Bill Burr’s Why Do I Do This? though…even Billz gives that a heavy co-sign

  88. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    i never liked DC curry or Steve harvey
    ============================
    Way overrated.

    Steve Harvey is a prick. He tried to screw Bernie Mac out of that Oceans 11 role on some underhanded shit.

    Fuck that nigga

  89. Harlem World Says:

    Ross only had one customer and his name was gunplay

    ^^
    truth

  90. Rey Says:

    Ooh.. This whole bit about MJ/LBJ/Kobe is good. Nice.

  91. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    that nigga gunplay stay snowboardin’. his pupils are dilated in every video he’s in.

    that nigga a zombie already.

  92. kufi-Smacks Says:

    nah i doubt ross has anything to give gunplay except free clothes and weed… and chains (if u noticed).

    NIGGA CAN’T SUPPORT HIS SEED HOW CAN HE SUPPORT A GROWN MAN?

    I MEAN IF NAS IS BROKE THEN CAN U IMAGINE THESE OTHER CATS???

  93. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    He drops gems in casual conversation.

    ***That’s the perfect way to put it…(no backseat driver in an “Eiffel Tower”)

  94. NovemberEnd Says:

    whos the female GOAT comedian….

  95. Rey Says:

    Okay, he’s heating up. (nh)

  96. avenu24nes Says:

    Whaddup AMPGEEZ & HARLEM

    GOD DAM Afternoon Nahgers > Morning Nahgers

    Shit was mad boring this morning lol

  97. TheCo!!inB Says:

    *KzAs it up*
    *buys church clothes from Bass Pro fishing outlet*

  98. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    The chubby dude with the braids had a fukin Hanes sweater tied around his waist while waiting in line to board the plane..
    =====================================
    He’s a lame.

    A NY nigga that had to go down south to get on.

    This nigga thinks he’s tough (c) 50

  99. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    i never liked DC curry or Steve harvey

    ***anybody else notice that, besides Steve Harvey, the main niggas we’re questioning are from the “Friday” series? LOL

  100. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Steve Harvey is a prick. He tried to screw Bernie Mac out of that Oceans 11 role on some underhanded shit.

    Fuck that nigga…

    WHEN A CAT WEAR A TUPAE U KNOW HE FAKE!

  101. landlord Says:

    steve harvey was funny when he first was new… lately that nigga is on some Bobby Jones Gospel Christian Comedy Revival Tour… he done fell off real bad …

  102. hl Says:

    never seen him live, just recorded concerts…I appreciate the intellect of his comedy, and he’s usually on point, especially when it comes to politics and race, but sometimes he just seems like a swishy old man

    lol I can see how he would come across like that. He doesn’t give a fuck though. I think that’s why his stand-up works for me.

  103. Rick aka KING OF DA BOOM BAP BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ASKIN WHERE YA GOONZ AT? Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    *KzAs it up*
    *buys church clothes from Bass Pro fishing outlet*

    ————–

    *dead*

  104. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    NovemberEnd Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    whos the female GOAT comedian….

    ***there aren’t many choices…Sommore, Sheryl Underwood, and Wanda Sykes?

  105. Harlem World Says:

    NovemberEnd Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    whos the female GOAT comedian…

    ^
    nicki minaj

  106. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    whos the female GOAT comedian….
    ============================

    Whoopi & Roseanne were hella funny in their time.

  107. hl Says:

    steve harvey was funny when he first was new… lately that nigga is on some Bobby Jones Gospel Christian Comedy Revival Tour… he done fell off real bad …

    Steve Harvey is the Tyler Perry of comedy. Take that however you like (nh).

  108. Harlem World Says:

    *sniffs coke*
    *is most rappers*

  109. landlord Says:

    NovemberEnd Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    whos the female GOAT comedian….

    ———

    wanda sykes… margaret cho… kim wayans… mo’nique…

    IMO

  110. KzA Says:

    who goes to church?

    #WeOffThat

  111. rex hussla Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    *KzAs it up*
    *buys church clothes from Bass Pro fishing outlet*
    _________________________

    LMAOOOO

    *KzAs it up*

    *rocks jean shorts with New Jersey Nets Reeboks kicks*

  112. NovemberEnd Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    NovemberEnd Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    whos the female GOAT comedian….

    ***there aren’t many choices…Sommore, Sheryl Underwood, and Wanda Sykes?
    ^^^^^^
    word…

  113. landlord Says:

    true.. Rosanne Barr was a beast before she got rich

  114. Harlem World Says:

    *places pills in females ass*
    *proceeds to eat pills from the ass*
    *is Lil Boosie*

  115. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Pryor > Murphy > Carlin > Cosby > Chappelle > Rock

  116. KzA Says:

    lololol Rosanne is a fuckin beast, then now and forever. Disgusting

  117. Harlem World Says:

    “the ass just like a mouth”

  118. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    mo’nique is loud, not funny.

  119. Beezy Says:

    *KzA’s it up*

    *Rocks camo shorts, tank and fitted cap whilest on date with jew broad*

    *doesn’t support troops*

  120. NovemberEnd Says:

    cosign Woopi & Rosanne

  121. el feces loco Says:

    NovemberEnd Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    whos the female GOAT comedian….

    ^^Lucille Ball

  122. kufi-Smacks Says:

    U GOT TO UNDERSTAND… REAL CATS FROM THE STREETS CAN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE STREETS…. WHEN U REALLY FROM THEM IT’S LIKE FUCK THIS… EVERY REAL NIGGA I KNOW FROM THE STREETS LIVE SOME WHERE OUTSIDE THEY HOOD…

    THEY COMEBACK ONLY TO HUSTLE OR KICK IT…. WHEN 30 YEAR OLD MEN TALK ABOUT THE STREETS THAT I KNOW NIGGAS IS EITHER FAKE OR BUMS…

    BUMS LOVE THE HOOD… OR MIDDLE CLASS NIGGAS FALL IN LOVE WITH THE HOOD UNTIL THEY FALL VICTIM…

  123. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    it’s a shame nobody mentions Eddie Murphy anymore, when we talk standup comedy…dude had a shot at G.O.A.T Jr. status, and the few joints he did 20, 25 yrs ago, are still funny as hell, today…and Bill Cosby might be a harmless, jello pudding eating ,funny sweater wearing, preachy old man, but that “Bill Cosby: Himself” concert was hilarious…

  124. landlord Says:

    *KzA’s it Up*

    *reads the entire newspaper*

    *believes*

  125. Mook Says:

    Regina Hall >>>
    Taraji P. Henson >>>

  126. rex hussla Says:

    that chubby chick that was in Chappelle’s skit about the copy center with the other dude from Half Baked is hilarious…she always talking about blazing in her set. “Ooooh…my booty is ITCHING”

  127. landlord Says:

    Pryor > Murphy > Carlin > Cosby > Chappelle > Rock

    ——–

    thats about right

  128. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Rock got the best stand ups…

    his shit be funny from begginig to end…. im talking 2000’s…

    ya’ll niggas know you like Sheryl underwood…

  129. hl Says:

    it’s a shame nobody mentions Eddie Murphy anymore

    I mean, I would mention him is he would have done any stand up in the last 20 years. He don’t love that shit like alot of the other greats. Cosby is still touring.

  130. landlord Says:

    Mook Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Regina Hall >>>
    Taraji P. Henson >>>

    ——-

    oh hell yeah… all day… either one

  131. G7 Says:

    Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem >>>>>

  132. Mook Says:

    mo’nique is loud, not funny.

    ^^

    Exactly. Plus all she used to talk about was skinny bitches…and then she lost some weight and now she talks about nothing…

    Isn’t it funny how she has a talk show now…

  133. el feces loco Says:

    Eddie Murphy is a fag..most fags are humorous so he loses for cheating.

  134. rex hussla Says:

    *rex hussla’s it up*

    *slaps backboard on fastbreak layup*

    *throws jersey in crowd like Hot Sauce [ll]*

  135. hl Says:

    Eddie Murphy is a fag..most fags are humorous so he loses for cheating.

    lol

  136. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Epps>>>>>>>>>>Chappelle

    Babypowder/Dada…

  137. landlord Says:

    Sheryl Underwood is just Wesley Snipes trying to hide from the IRS… im not blind nor am i stupid …

  138. oh4werd Says:

    Isn’t it funny how she has a talk show now…

    ^^^

    no…its sad actually. now that bitch can has a bigger venue to annoy ppl

  139. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hl Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    it’s a shame nobody mentions Eddie Murphy anymore

    I mean, I would mention him is he would have done any stand up in the last 20 years. He don’t love that shit like alot of the other greats. Cosby is still touring.

    ***Eddie got enticed by the money and trannies (none), sold out to early in his career…I mean, not only does the nigga not do standup anymore, he takes movie roles that Pauly Shore would reject, lol….

  140. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    Live From The Sunset Strip > Raw

  141. KzA Says:

    tinyurl.com/y42ppxm

    ^

    Beezy aka Floating Teeth aka Carlton Darkington III

    lolol this shit still gets me (II)

  142. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    edit- too early

  143. Beezy Says:

    *rex hussla’s it up*

    *last picked in tween basketball game*

    *is 27*

  144. landlord Says:

    *rex hussla’s it up*

    *slaps fischer-price logo on backboard on fastbreak layup*

    *fixed*

  145. hl Says:

    Redman > Mike Epps

  146. el feces loco Says:

    Pryor > Chappelle > Dice Clay > Gallagher > Cosby > Murphy > Rock

  147. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Cosby…

    nigga he 90 years old and Senile…

  148. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    Ignorance: Man Calls Worker The “N” Word Multiple Times & Then Snaps Dude’s Head Back! (Walks Away Like Nothing Happened)

    ^

    this is starting to become an alarming trend. i wish a white boy would!

  149. KzA Says:

    kufi why you yellin

  150. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ellen degeneres’ standup was jive funny, too…she’s more quirky than funny, though…and who was that dude nate was promoting forever…Russell Peters, i think? Pretty funny, too….

  151. southlondon Says:

    U GOT TO UNDERSTAND… REAL CATS FROM THE STREETS CAN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE STREETS…. WHEN U REALLY FROM THEM IT’S LIKE FUCK THIS… EVERY REAL NIGGA I KNOW FROM THE STREETS LIVE SOME WHERE OUTSIDE THEY HOOD…

    THEY COMEBACK ONLY TO HUSTLE OR KICK IT…. WHEN 30 YEAR OLD MEN TALK ABOUT THE STREETS THAT I KNOW NIGGAS IS EITHER FAKE OR BUMS…

    BUMS LOVE THE HOOD… OR MIDDLE CLASS NIGGAS FALL IN LOVE WITH THE HOOD UNTIL THEY FALL VICTIM…

    ^^^^^^
    shut the fuck up.

  152. rex hussla Says:

    ***Eddie got enticed by the money and trannies
    ___________________________________________

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Ike you say that like that’s some shit that every male struggles with

  153. hl Says:

    Pryor > Chappelle > Dice Clay > Gallagher > Cosby > Murphy > Rock

    *closes web browser*

  154. KLO Says:

    What’s good y’all? 400 Bars from Game is out…anyone heard it yet?

  155. NovemberEnd Says:

    # landlord Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Sheryl Underwood is just Wesley Snipes trying to hide from the IRS… im not blind nor am i stupid …
    ^^^^^
    *death*
    *death*
    *death*
    *death*

  156. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    ***Eddie got enticed by the money and trannies
    ___________________________________________

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Ike you say that like that’s some shit that every male struggles with

    ***LOL…I put a disclaimer up….Eddie been suspect since them tight ass leather jumpsuits on Delirious and Raw….

  157. oh4werd Says:

    U GOT TO UNDERSTAND… REAL CATS FROM THE STREETS CAN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE STREETS…. WHEN U REALLY FROM THEM IT’S LIKE FUCK THIS… EVERY REAL NIGGA I KNOW FROM THE STREETS LIVE SOME WHERE OUTSIDE THEY HOOD…

    THEY COMEBACK ONLY TO HUSTLE OR KICK IT…. WHEN 30 YEAR OLD MEN TALK ABOUT THE STREETS THAT I KNOW NIGGAS IS EITHER FAKE OR BUMS…

    BUMS LOVE THE HOOD… OR MIDDLE CLASS NIGGAS FALL IN LOVE WITH THE HOOD UNTIL THEY FALL VICTIM…

    ^^^^^^
    shut the fuck up.

    ^^^

    lmao

  158. KzA Says:

    LMFAO he said gallagher

    *jumps around on giant couch*

  159. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    KLO Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    What’s good y’all? 400 Bars from Game is out…anyone heard it yet?

    ***whaddup, K-LO? ***daps*** I’m listening to it, now…about 2 and a half hours in (none)

  160. southlondon Says:

    eddie murphy’s daughter>>>>>>>>>

  161. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Sheryl Underwood is just Wesley Snipes trying to hide from the IRS… im not blind nor am i stupid …

    Did you see that Roast on TV one for Pops (wayne brothers)… she got roasted…

    and Redman is the funniest actin rapper… but baby powder killed that shit…

    Joe torry is funny too… the nigga clowned the fuck out of Tommy Davidson…

  162. TheCo!!inB Says:

    *Beezys it up*
    *wears church clothes in pool of water*
    *is not getting baptized*

  163. landlord Says:

    *KzA’s it up*

    *eats eggs with ketchup and two slices of toast smothered with mayonaisse*

    *listens to Great-Grandpa reminisce about his days serving with the Confederate Army*

  164. el feces loco Says:

    # KLO Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    What’s good y’all? 400 Bars from Game is out…anyone heard it yet?

    ^link or perish..that’s got to be hot..I bet he dissing G unit and comparing himself to Chris Paul in it.

  165. KzA Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    rex hussla Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    ***Eddie got enticed by the money and trannies
    ___________________________________________

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Ike you say that like that’s some shit that every male struggles with

    ***LOL…I put a disclaimer up….Eddie been suspect since them tight ass leather jumpsuits on Delirious and Raw….

    ^
    im sayin. that shit had him lookin like a super hero or flamboyant thriller video zombie

  166. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Jamie Foxx is a funny nigga, too…probably one of the best, when it comes to off-the-top (no Girls Gone Wild) jokes

  167. rex hussla Says:

    *Beezy’s it up*

    *doesn’t get picked on a team*

    *is relieved*

    *skips over to girls to double dutch*

  168. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    flamboyant thriller video zombie

    ***LMAO

  169. kufi-Smacks Says:

    London Fag

    your momma >>>>>>>>>

  170. landlord Says:

    southlondon Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    eddie murphy’s daughter>>>>>>>>>

    —–

    word… she look like a dollar store Rihanna …

  171. kufi-Smacks Says:

    A drunk jamie foxx is funny… i wonder what Stern got on Cuzz…

  172. Mook Says:

    Jamie Foxx is a funny nigga, too…probably one of the best, when it comes to off-the-top (no Girls Gone Wild) jokes

    ^^

    Yeah he can make me laugh a bit…
    But still the nigga need to come out of the closet

  173. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    I almost had to fuck this white faggot up last weekend.

    I’m on 145th and 7th @ 3 in the morning leaving this chicks house and as I walk up 45th this chubby gay nigga in a suit gives me the gay smile and reaches out for me.

    I’m like “Get the fuck away from me before I slap your face off!” and he starts poppin off like, “Fuck you nigger. Obama is a nigger” (He’s obviously drunk).

    But what made me tight is when he said “Get out of Harlem, you don’t belong here, go back to Brooklyn!”

    I was drinking a Red Bull (just opened it) and I threw the shit at his head and pushed the shit out of him and kept it moving. I get halfway down the block and I see the faggot following me but he’s got some huge homeless black guy with him.

  174. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    As far as comedic value goes, though…

    Eddie Murphy’s singing career>>>>>>>most of his movies

  175. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    nobody mentioned Martin Lawrence, either…”You So Crazy” and “runteldat” were funny as shit…

  176. Beezy Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    I almost had to fuck this white faggot

    ^I refuse to read any further

  177. el feces loco Says:

    ^^Amp got Eiffel Towered by some chubby gay dude and a homeless nigga

  178. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    kufi-Smacks Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    A drunk jamie foxx is funny… i wonder what Stern got on Cuzz…

    Mook Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Jamie Foxx is a funny nigga, too…probably one of the best, when it comes to off-the-top (no Girls Gone Wild) jokes

    ^^

    Yeah he can make me laugh a bit…
    But still the nigga need to come out of the closet

    ***Wasn’t there a story out there, like before “Ray”, or around that time, that Jamie liked to play naked basketball with his friends?

  179. Rick aka KING OF DA BOOM BAP BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ASKIN WHERE YA GOONZ AT? Says:

    funniest rappers would have to be red, sean p, and ghost.

  180. landlord Says:

    Ellen Degeneres is hella cute… what a sweet sexy face and cute dyke haircut and cute, lean frame … sweet, funny personality, good taste in music… she can actually dance too, dont sleep… i dont watch her show or nothing, but when i see her pretty baby blue/gray eyes and elfin smile, im smitten…

    am i wrong for this?…

  181. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^Amp got Eiffel Towered by some chubby gay dude and a homeless nigga

    ***DIES****

  182. rex hussla Says:

    Kevin Hart’s last stand up I saw was surprisingly good…I wasn’t expecting much though

  183. oh4werd Says:

    chubby gay nigga in a suit gives me the gay smile and reaches out for me.

    “Get the fuck away from me before I slap your face off!”

    I was drinking a Red Bull (just opened it) and I threw the shit at his head

    get halfway down the block and I see the faggot following me but he’s got some huge homeless black guy with him.

    ^^^

    lmao

  184. kufi-Smacks Says:

    amie liked to play naked basketball with his friends?
    ^^^^^^

    Who thinks of shit like this….

  185. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landlord Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Ellen Degeneres is hella cute… what a sweet sexy face and cute dyke haircut and cute, lean frame … sweet, funny personality, good taste in music… she can actually dance too, dont sleep… i dont watch her show or nothing, but when i see her pretty baby blue/gray eyes and elfin smile, im smitten…

    am i wrong for this?…

    ***I actually like ol’ girl…she seems hella cool/laid back, too….LMAO @ Kanye saying that more dudes should dress like her….

  186. southlondon Says:

    *beezy’s it up*

    *comes home to see southlondon nutting and spitting on his mom’s face*

    *tries to hide pictures of his floating teeth*

  187. Sour Powered Says:

    GENIUS

  188. Beezy Says:

    am i wrong for this?…

    ^yes, especially for thinking she can dance

    shit looks like she is having a lesbianic seizure

  189. landlord Says:

    Kevin Hart is a funny dude, no doubt …

    Paper Soldiers >

  190. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    wtf @ Amp’s story

  191. southlondon Says:

    # kufi-Smacks Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    London Fag

    your momma >>>>>>>>>

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    i will smack the shit out of your kufi, after i cock slap your wife.

  192. rex hussla Says:

    I don’t know about Ellen but Portia DeRossi >>>>>>>>

  193. Beezy Says:

    southlondon Says:

    ^I really wish I wouldn’t have blown that $500 on coke so that I could’ve gave it to your moms for that abortion back in the day

    crazy how shit works out

  194. kufi-Smacks Says:

    50 the funniest rapper….

    Game is funny too he just flip flop too much….

    Oh shit and Meth… yea Meth is a funny ass nigga

  195. green eyes Says:

    # landlord Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Ellen Degeneres is hella cute… what a sweet sexy face and cute dyke haircut and cute, lean frame … sweet, funny personality, good taste in music… she can actually dance too, dont sleep… i dont watch her show or nothing, but when i see her pretty baby blue/gray eyes and elfin smile, im smitten…

    am i wrong for this?…

    ^ you traitor to your race you

  196. Mook Says:

    I’m like “Get the fuck away from me before I slap your face off!” and he starts poppin off like, “Fuck you nigger. Obama is a nigger” (He’s obviously drunk).

    ^^

    The undercover-racist are finally showing their true colors. When Kanye did the Taylor thing he was a nigger. Obama passes HCB he’s a nigger.

    When will they realize that we aren’t going anywhere?

  197. AmpGeez a.k.a. Smoke Greene Says:

    So I turn around and secure my BB & my iPod and watch as they approach me. Big man is trying to act like he has the burner in his pocket but the way he’s pantomiming it, I know he’s bluffing.

    So they get up to me and the fag is like “That’s him! He threw some shit in my face!” and he tries to kick me. I grab his leg and try to flip the shit out of him but the big black dude grabs me so I let go and knock this big dusty nigga’s hand off me. I tell him, “get this faggot out of here before I lay his ass out! Don’t fucking follow me!”

    The homo is still popping off like “Get outta Harlem” but the big black dude is saying “Yo, I’m not gonna let you hurt him yadda yadda”.

    I see the cops creeping up the block so I just started dipping up to the D train.

    That shit still gets me though. A white guy telling me I don’t belong in my own hood.

    Shits crazy in Harlem.

  198. Tong Po Flo Says:

    “runteldat” were funny as shit…

    ^ yeah it was that joint had me dying!

  199. landlord Says:

    Beezy Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    am i wrong for this?…

    ^yes, especially for thinking she can dance

    shit looks like she is having a lesbianic seizure

    ——–

    nah… you can see it in her hip/pelvic region… she know wtf she’s doing… she be dancing silly on purpose sometimes…

  200. Beezy Says:

    I can’t believe Ellen is doing makeup commercials and shit not…

    whatever happened to good old fashioned super models?

  201. Dewill Says:

    Shit gets disrespectful quickly round these parts..

  202. kevfrescura de talco Says:

    Amp got Eiffel Towered by some chubby gay dude and a homeless nigga

    ^

    PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

  203. Rey Says:

    # landlord Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Ellen Degeneres is hella cute… what a sweet sexy face and cute dyke haircut and cute, lean frame … sweet, funny personality, good taste in music… she can actually dance too, dont sleep… i dont watch her show or nothing, but when i see her pretty baby blue/gray eyes and elfin smile, im smitten…

    am i wrong for this?…

    ^^^

    Heck no. Ellen’s a cool chick.

  204. KLO Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    KLO Says:

    April 15th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    What’s good y’all? 400 Bars from Game is out…anyone heard it yet?

    ***whaddup, K-LO? ***daps*** I’m listening to it, now…about 2 and a half hours in (none)

    ^^^ icon What up my dude? Yeah I can’t listen to it because my job blocks it…I’m surpise it’s not on NAH yet……Where’s Eskay? Where’s Nation? Where’s Dre? LOL….

  205. oh4werd Says:

    50 the funniest rapper….

    ^^^

    he could quit rappin and continue to embarrass niggas for all i care lol.

  206. Rey Says:

    greens??

  207. kufi-Smacks Says:

    Nah nigga thats u with the Kufi on and the pants to match….

    Nigga Built like T.I with London teeth… id Break yo whole mouth with a two pcs…

  208. Rey Says:

    Fiddy is hilarious, but as for standups.. Pryor = Carlin > Everyone else

  209. el feces loco Says:

    lil duval > kevin hart

    Amp be on his Nicki Minaj shit serious..nigga done fucked one bitch and 2 niggaz in one night.

  210. Mook Says:

    ***Wasn’t there a story out there, like before “Ray”, or around that time, that Jamie liked to play naked basketball with his friends?

    ^^

    DEADDDDDDDDDDD

    Never heard about that. What I did hear is that his real name isn’t even Jamie Foxx. They say he always wanted a girl name and he made his last name Foxx because he wanted to be on Fox TV.

  211. kufi-Smacks Says:

    0 the funniest rapper….

    ^^^

    he could quit rappin and continue to embarrass niggas for all i care lol.

    Yes… like a show just clownin rappers and R&B… like in livin color

  212. green eyes Says:

    # Rey Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    greens??

    ^ the original

  213. southlondon Says:

    tinyurl.com/y3lx4qo

    this is beezy’s son

  214. Rey Says:

    GREENIE!!!

  215. DOM IZZO Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    I can’t believe Ellen is doing makeup commercials and shit not…

    whatever happened to good old fashioned super models?

    ^

    sheeeeit they tapped into that gay market so that new money is comin in because of ellen. I feel like lesbians back her up like white women and oprah

  216. cuban b Says:

    cosby aint funny

  217. farhaad Says:

    Patrice O’neal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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