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Video: Slaughterhouse – Microphone

Off their self-titled debut album, video directed by John Colombo.

I was never really able to listen to this song after what Eminem did to it.


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250 Responses to “Video: Slaughterhouse – Microphone”

  1. the real truth Says:

    Dope

  2. Brooklyn Strong Says:

    @ Nate
    Thats the same way I feel about Crime Wave after Joel Ortiz destroyed it.

  3. Ether Sutherland Says:

    DMX Sued For $1 Mil For Backing Out Of Fight

    ^^
    Damn. The world just refuses to stop raining shit on X.

  4. spirit equality Says:

    this video was blazing…hope they can get it on mtv2, at least. i’m sure that mtvU will hold them down.

  5. Belize Says:

    should update that link

  6. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    dope video

  7. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    Em demolished that Microphone beat

  8. Jerry Heller's Accountant Says:

    Slaughterhouse single-handedly preserving the realness

  9. Adam Says:

    I was never really able to listen to this song after what Eminem did to it.
    —–

    I watched the video before i read that and immediately thought i’d rather listen to the eminem one when it came on.

  10. J Hustle aka istrokeherface Says:

    ^^
    “Slaughterhouse single-handedly preserving the realness”

    co-sign

    nice video, always good to see slaughterhouse holdin it down. Cant wait 4 some new material

  11. Krieke Says:

    biggest flop in hip hop history?

    no

    paki

    No Triple C’s were first week 4,000 then shot up to 12,100 second week and Fat Joe 8,000

    12,100 first week son, dipset 2,500 d block low sales too

    ever

    not really because everybody had the album like one month ealier… what else can he does after that…

    True Haters are loving this !

    Really a FLOP ? this is a smash RECORD he should of stopped once it leaked … I know 127 on my myspace friends list have it and 21 paided for it .. ITS a classic .. but he should have scraped it and did another record .. He gives so many mixtapes out there like albums ..
    I dont think you going to call it a flop // FLOP means no one is listening to your albums.. everyone I know has it !

    50 CENTS PROTEGE Permalink Reply by 50 CENTS PROTEGE 23 hours ago
    NIGGAH YOUR MOM FLOPS ON MY DICK EVERY NIGHT.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE FLOP SHIT. IT’S PISSING ME OFF.

    MIGGY Permalink Reply by MIGGY on November 18, 2009 at 5:46pm
    WOW

    J-DICE Permalink Reply by J-DICE on November 18, 2009 at 5:46pm
    i’m speachless, as a 50 fan,,theres no way i could defend this.

  12. jmoneydinero Says:

    Track is hardbody!

  13. silas Aka simon Says:

    ems freestlye/verse > all 4 slaughterhouse verses put together

  14. PW Says:

    Nice vid…Em killed the freestyle.

  15. k1ng Says:

    sigel did it to him self…he let 50 get to him.

  16. Black Brokaw Says:

    What you think I slang fo?

    To go against the grain?

    NO!!!

  17. B.Payton Says:

    good for Joe for not takin any shit from the architect. “hey, this is for you. Don’t take shit from nobody.”

    (puts money on the table like Jimmy did for Spider)

  18. 40 Inc Says:

    vid is wack i would i made it totally diff. they would be in a room with a mic hangin down LL Cool J style. shit should have been like who shot ya 2009

  19. Before I self destruct is mad mediocre Says:

    what up doe

  20. 40 Inc Says:

    *i shot ya*

  21. wkxp Says:

    Nation/Dre can I get a re-up on the CDQ Em freestyles.???

  22. catch me up on jupiter Says:

    Those Em links need some updating!

  23. landlord Says:

    ems freestlye/verse > all 4 slaughterhouse verses put together

    —————

    bullshit… mathers ‘microphone’ freestyle aint fuckin with nan one of the four of slaughterhouses verses… thats plain ignorant and wishful thinking

  24. fuzz e. Says:

    eminem bodied this…. I am a slaughterhouse fan….but he murdered it way harder…anyone who thinks otherwise is inhaling crack through the rectum and sneezing it out the nose.

  25. Recognize Real Says:

    bullshit… mathers ‘microphone’ freestyle aint fuckin with nan one of the four of slaughterhouses verses… thats plain ignorant and wishful thinking

  26. landlord Says:

    Recognize Real Says:

    November 22nd, 2009 at 1:29 am
    bullshit… mathers ‘microphone’ freestyle aint fuckin with nan one of the four of slaughterhouses verses… thats plain ignorant and wishful thinking

    —————

    you took the words right out of my mouse …

  27. silas aka simon Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=KwyOfqbP8JU

    @land

    maybe you got a wrong verse or r thinkg about somehting else heres a link it starts about the 3min mark and if you are talking about this verse you should

    1 disregard any opinon on anything hip hop you ever have and if you do have an opinion that jumps up just go ahead and listen to somebody else

    2 based on the egregiousness of you comment you should from here on out do the oppsite of whatever you are thinking

    ex. i should not kill myself wrong you should

  28. Smoke Greene Says:

    Not one pro-Beans comment?

    Nahggas is working overtime on damage control.

  29. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    yo Amp, that Sig diss was a shit sammich and you know it. I refuse to believe that he was actually trying. I RARELY call shit wack but that was wack kid.

    Oh and co-sign Land on Microphone (Ill song)

  30. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    All those “Boy” references ruined the song completely…he did’t even say shit either…I’m very disappointed…

  31. WTF Says:

    bullshit… mathers ‘microphone’ freestyle aint fuckin with nan one of the four of slaughterhouses verses… thats plain ignorant and wishful thinking

    THANK YOU WTF is wrong with people

  32. silas aka simon Says:

    nobody really expected more from these four mcs and this beat REALLY ???

    at least the video could have been cohesive and have continuity but it looks like it was edited by stevie wonder

  33. Smoke Greene Says:

    yo Amp, that Sig diss was a shit sammich and you know it.
    ======================================
    Yeah, it was kinda weak.

    Needs more venom.

  34. Smoke Greene Says:

    bullshit… mathers ‘microphone’ freestyle aint fuckin with nan one of the four of slaughterhouses verses… thats plain ignorant and wishful thinking
    ===================================================
    I’m all for cats saying Marshall is ill, but the SH boys hold this one down.

  35. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Needs more venom.
    ^
    Word and i know he’s saving it. nh

  36. silas aka simon Says:

    the stannery on slughter house tonight is way past homosexual straight into guys licking each others armpits and such

  37. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    ill > Ill

  38. Brooklyn Strong aka The Elder Says:

    Beans will be hating Free soon too. Beans is one of my all time favorite gun clap rappers but once you drink from the Haterade cup it intoxicates you.

  39. PHOENIXXX Says:

    I love Em’s lyrical skills as much as the next fan, but the way people refuse to acknowledge the fact that he fell off, like he’s some superhuman rapper incapable of spitting a wack bar, is mind-boggling.

    Em’s Microphone freestyle was garbage

    niggas hear a whole lot of assonance and think he spitting some hot shit. come on man.

  40. BSEENANDHEARD Says:

    Dear Beans
    _________________
    “Like I put the toast to your head and made you sell
    We both came in this game, blind as hell
    I did a little better, had more clientele
    Told you put away some cheddar now you cryin for bail”

  41. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Yo, real rap (c)Billz, if Beans next LP is a certified banger he has to get GOAT consideration…he already has 3 EXCELLENT albums…i mean shiettt…some might say he gets consideration now…i know i do…..

  42. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    When SH LP first dropped, i used to skip Microphone most of the time but as time progressed i learned to appreciate it’s dopeness…

  43. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    the only problem i got with Em these days is that stupid accent other wise the dude still has bars….he lost a step from MMLP or even Eminem Show days but “fell off” is a strong statement he hasnt fallen off yet

  44. smog Says:

    you just a boy-boy boy

  45. Brooklyn Strong aka The Elder Says:

    @ DBlock
    Beans is GOOD but not a GOAT rapper a GOAT rapper would not get manipulated by
    50.

  46. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 am

    the only problem i got with Em these days is that stupid accent other wise the dude still has bars….he lost a step from MMLP or even Eminem Show days but “fell off” is a strong statement he hasnt fallen off yet
    ^^^

    nah, fell off is the proper term. Everytime I hear Em rap, he’s rapping about Christopher Reeve, a pop star and/or how big his dick is.

    Em still has the technical skills of a rapper down: assonance, similes, metaphors, flow, rhyme, etc.

    But he aint saying shit. Em is lyrically on par or beneath Lil Wayne to me right now.

  47. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    @Bstrong

    I hear you but that really doesn’t have anything to do with it. Prowess is prowess.

  48. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    nah, fell off is the proper term. Everytime I hear Em rap, he’s rapping about Christopher Reeve, a pop star and/or how big his dick is.

    Em still has the technical skills of a rapper down: assonance, similes, metaphors, flow, rhyme, etc.

    But he aint saying shit. Em is lyrically on par or beneath Lil Wayne to me right now.
    ^^^^^^^^
    When has Em EVER drop any jewels or said anything that important….his bars have always been of shock value …people want him to evolve but that not what he is

  49. Ether Sutherland Says:

    That Em Chonkyfire freestyle was my shit for a while.
    chekka chikka
    chekka chikka
    chekka chekka chikka

  50. Ether Sutherland Says:

    When has Em EVER drop any jewels or said anything that important….his bars have always been of shock value

    ^^ wow, since you obviously don’t know much about eminem’s discography, you prolly shouldn’t speak on it. Thanx.

  51. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # Ether Sutherland Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 am

    When has Em EVER drop any jewels or said anything that important….his bars have always been of shock value

    ^^ wow, since you obviously don’t know much about eminem’s discography, you prolly shouldn’t speak on it. Thanx.

    ^^^

    I gotta double that. lol @ Em never dropping jewels. you must only listen to his singles.

  52. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    When has Em EVER drop any jewels or said anything that important….his bars have always been of shock value …people want him to evolve but that not what he is

    ^

    Em’s greatness is really about his technical skills. Em is prolly the GOAT in terms of flow, dude spits on a level high above anyone else.

    Joe Budden BET cypher Camle diss > all other Camel disses

  53. landlord Says:

    Em is prolly the GOAT in terms of flow, dude spits on a level high above anyone else.

    —————-

    LMAO… OK… sure you right…

    just make you you not operating any motor vehicles or heavy machinery tonight …

  54. Ether Sutherland Says:

    word. as much debate as Ive heard over what Em is and isnt, Ive never ever heard anyone say he’s never had a song with substance…

  55. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    LMAO… OK… sure you right…

    just make you you not operating any motor vehicles or heavy machinery tonight …

    ^

    who better? dude does acrobatics on the mic and has an arsenal of different tempos, cadences and rhyme patterns.

    i’m FAR from an Em stan, trust me. but u gotta give respect where respect is due.

  56. PHOENIXXX Says:

    *daps landLord*

    whats crackin brother

  57. landlord Says:

    yeah, he has songs with alot of homosexual substance… and other sadistic substance… but he is saying something, i guess… the problem is, that most people who were raised on hiphop/r&b (black/brown) dont wanna here all that deviant miscreant shit in their music… i rather hear someone rhyme about dope and guns than rhyme about incest, family dysfunction and self-loathing … what happens in the trailer park should stay in the trailer park …

  58. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Joe Budden >

    I think that answers any questions about anything…

  59. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    ^^ wow, since you obviously don’t know much about eminem’s discography, you prolly shouldn’t speak on it. Thanx.

    ^^^

    I gotta double that. lol @ Em never dropping jewels. you must only listen to his singles.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    illuminate the jews he has dropped please…the floor is yours

  60. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    landlord Says:

    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 am
    yeah, he has songs with alot of homosexual substance… and other sadistic substance… but he is saying something, i guess… the problem is, that most people who were raised on hiphop/r&b (black/brown) dont wanna here all that deviant miscreant shit in their music… i rather hear someone rhyme about dope and guns than rhyme about incest, family dysfunction and self-loathing … what happens in the trailer park should stay in the trailer park …

  61. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    jewels > jews

    LMAO

  62. landlord Says:

    whaddup Phoenixxx… im chillin… eating my late night pizza and haagen daas and about to crash … whats good with you Fam…

  63. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    eating my late night pizza and haagen daas and about to crash

    ^

    waddup, Bol?!

  64. PHOENIXXX Says:

    NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 am

    ^^ wow, since you obviously don’t know much about eminem’s discography, you prolly shouldn’t speak on it. Thanx.

    ^^^

    I gotta double that. lol @ Em never dropping jewels. you must only listen to his singles.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    illuminate the jews

    ^^^

    *gas chamber*

  65. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 am

    illuminate the jews

    ^

    GATTTTT

  66. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # landlord Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 am

    whaddup Phoenixxx… im chillin… eating my late night pizza and haagen daas and about to crash … whats good with you Fam…

    ^^

    relaxing, just came back from a comedy show. Capone>>>>>>>anyone not named Paul Mooney

  67. landlord Says:

    bird droppings > eminem “jewels” dropping (ll)

  68. landlord Says:

    The Shot Clock aka I’m a Nahmerican Says:

    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 am
    eating my late night pizza and haagen daas and about to crash

    ^

    waddup, Bol?!

    ————–

    LOL…

    sheeit… Bol aint weighed 205 since he was a toddler

  69. PHOENIXXX Says:

    *points flashlight at Aucshwitz*

    *illuminates a jew*

  70. landlord Says:

    November End says

    illuminate the jews he has dropped please…the floor is yours

    —————-

    word… ill wait as well… you got a chess set or any good books to read in the interim?… cause that nigga gonna be looking for a loooooooong time …

    still LMAO @ Em dropping jewels… that nigga drops cubic zarconiums …

  71. NovemberEnd aka What Do You Mean Teenager What Age Are We Talking About Says:

    # PHOENIXXX Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:58 am

    *points flashlight at Aucshwitz*

    *illuminates a jew*
    ^^^^^^^
    LMAO

  72. landlord Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:

    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:58 am
    *points flashlight at Aucshwitz*

    *illuminates a jew*

    ————–

    *turns oven to 550 Broil*

    *gets in*

    *takes nap*

  73. Ether Sutherland Says:

    The Eminem show has he most substantial songs of his whole career as far as being a departure from all the deviant, shock rap. That album has White America, Cleanin Out My Closet, Square Dance, Soldier, Say Goodbye to Hollywood, Sing for the Moment, Superman and Till I Collapse.

    Not liking Em’s music is one thing, and I can respect a person’s taste, but if you can listen to these tracks and say no jewels or words of importance were spit, I’ll have to assume that you dont know what a jewel is.

  74. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    answer the question, land.

  75. PHOENIXXX Says:

    illuminating jews>>>>>>>circling yo crib

  76. landlord Says:

    The Shot Clock aka I’m a Nahmerican Says:

    November 22nd, 2009 at 3:01 am
    answer the question, land.

    —————-

    hold up… you better watch your tone of voice B…

    and what question are you referring too?…

    better flow?

    duh… JayZ… Royce… Elzhi…JayElectronica…Nas…J-Dilla… Raekwon… sean price…Black thought… imean.. .i can go on and on …

    do you know what flow is?

  77. landlord Says:

    referring to > referring too

  78. landlord Says:

    *flow continued*

    Kanye west > em
    black milk > em
    Woodro(digital scales) > em
    RIGZ > em
    em > joe88
    em > jimmy valentime

  79. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    hold up… you better watch your tone of voice B…

    and what question are you referring too?…

    better flow?

    duh… JayZ… Royce… Elzhi…JayElectronica…Nas…J-Dilla… Raekwon… sean price…Black thought… imean.. .i can go on and on …

    ^

    NO SIGN!!!!!

  80. landlord Says:

    shot clock = paul rosenberg

    FACT

  81. landlord Says:

    aight brethren… im out

    shot clock, dont drive drunk

    … 1 …

  82. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    NO SIGN!!!!!
    ^
    Go kill yourself, promptly.

  83. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    landlord = oswald bates

    FACT

  84. The Shot Clock aka I'm a Nahmerican Says:

    i’m sayin as a technician not style wise. I could name a million rappers who I’d rather listen to, whose flow is more stylish.

    But what Em does with sound and rhyme, nobody can fuck with.

    But again, I dont listen to dudes music and i agree that all that white boy homo/murderer type content is basura.

  85. Ether Sutherland Says:

    Kanye west > em
    black milk > em
    Woodro(digital scales) > em
    RIGZ > em

    ^^
    I have to cosign here. Kanye has a limited set of rhyme schemes but he flows them all better than Em. Black Milk, a producer who raps on the side, must have a better flow than Em and that’s why he is keeping it lowkey. Yeah and on the one song Woodrow ever put up, he displayed so much more versatility than that cracka ass cracka. RIGZ and Em is prolly a tie. prolloy. we’ll have to leave this to a coin toss.

  86. Ether Sutherland Says:

    *glues down sarcasm button permanently*

  87. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Kanye west > em
    black milk > em
    Woodro(digital scales) > em
    RIGZ > em
    ^
    Oh yeah, no-sign on all 4 counts…no disrespect either.

  88. Shooter Mcgavin Says:

    Kanye west > em
    black milk > em
    Woodro(digital scales) > em
    ^^
    wow, not at all

  89. silas aka simon Says:

    *turns off mp*

    *walks in on a convo where black milk has a better rhyme schem and flow than em*

    *pulls pin without hesetation*

    *is now having an enjoyable time with 72 virgins*

    *now has 70 virgins 2 were traded for whores*

  90. spirit equality Says:

    I was never really able to listen to this song after what Eminem did to it.

    ^ ^ SMH-worthy. If Em took any 16 bars from his freestyle over this instrumental and added it to the original, he would still be the weakest on this song. Stop living in the past.

  91. spirit equality Says:

    But what Em does with sound and rhyme, nobody can fuck with.

    ^ ^ clearly you need to listen to a few more royce/em collaborations. they have both outshined the other on different occasions, but by my scoreboard, royce is in the lead so far. still would love to hear even a bad meets evil ep. royce going to tommy boy instead of shady back in the day was a loss for hip-hop as a whole. lol.

  92. spirit equality Says:

    Not liking Em’s music is one thing, and I can respect a person’s taste, but if you can listen to these tracks and say no jewels or words of importance were spit, I’ll have to assume that you dont know what a jewel is.

    ^ ^ a jewel? from em? i think you’ve misinterpreted what a jewel is. there weren’t any jewels on any of those songs you named. white america? are you serious? that song was more about em and his critics than it was any kind of serious discussion about white america. soldier? cleaning out my closet? are you serious?

  93. silas aka simon Says:

    SMH-worthy. If Em took any 16 bars from his freestyle over this instrumental and added it to the original, he would still be the weakest on this song. Stop living in the past.

    ^^^

    sorry could not understand what u were saying with all four of slaughterhouses dicks down your throat at one time remove 2 and retry without the stannery

  94. umberto Says:

    you all know that em would kill them if he wrote 16, he’s the beast on that beat

  95. SDP Says:

    PERFECT TIMING.

    SLAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  96. Tong Po Flo Says:

    video directed by John Colombo.

    ^ I couldn’t trust a cat with that last name

  97. Al Poelvordino Says:

    i need a freestyle session wit eminem & ra the rugged man

    just cuz ra is still talking about mayweather vs etc

    so now i wanna see that! it will just epic fo sure

    ps: a jay elec, nas, doom & mos team vs ye, jay, consequence & common

    is still in demand !

  98. Al Poelvordino Says:

    maybe a third and last video
    from slaughterhouse in dec
    before the new year cuz
    2010 it’s their somofor
    lp on the damn way
    peace!yall!peace

  99. kedordu Says:

    eminems freestlye wasnt that impressive at all . kept up the christopher reeves shit . it wasnt just funny . its one thing to intricately rhyme words together . shit is very 1999 . need to expand on cliched punchlines and themes in 09 i think

  100. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    kedordu Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 am
    eminems freestlye wasnt that impressive at all . kept up the christopher reeves shit . it wasnt just funny . its one thing to intricately rhyme words together . shit is very 1999 . need to expand on cliched punchlines and themes in 09 i think

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    how dare u criticize the great white hype ol al sharpton ass nigga lol. nah ur right eminem lost it but i’ll give his next album a listen

  101. sleep AKA I'M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:

    why the jets keep talking shit when they lost like 4 in a row

  102. D. Billz Says:

    This is the first time I’ve ever heard this song. Lava.

  103. sean coonery Says:

    5 Ways to Get Your Boyfriend to See New Moon With You
    Friday, November 20, 2009 Email article | Print article
    5 Ways to Get Your Boyfriend to See New Moon With You

    Check out the list!

    This is from StyleCaster.com

    If your friends aren’t into it, choose someone who’s required to hang out with you; your boyfriend. If he’s not quite in love with vamps as you are, then you might need to prepare some major bribing tactics.

    Hot Chicks
    Your first tactic should be to kindly remind your boyfriend of all of the hot girls in New Moon. Kristen Stewart is smoking hot and the rest of the cast is pretty sexy as well. Ashley Greene, the scandalous Hollywood actress who has had nude photos leaked to the press, appears again in New Moon, as well as Nikki Reed, who plays the bleach blonde vamp. What’s not to enjoy?

    Blood and Guts
    While most guys probably consider Twilight a chick flick, StyleCaster begs to differ. The first movie was ridden with murders, fights, blood, and gore. Based on the previews for New Moon, this time around there will be vampire-werewolf warfare. If a guy can love transformers duking it out, he can certainly get into a battle between evil magical creatures.

    Junk Food
    Every guy likes food, especially when it’s free. Tell your boyfriend that if he goes with you you’ll buy him whatever he wants at the concession stand; buttery popcorn, a large Coke, Snocaps, Twizzlers, Gobstoppers, Sour Patch Kids, Swedish Fish, you name it. Just make sure to have your wallet and your dignity handy.

    A Dark Theater and You
    Comfy theater chairs, a dark room, all the junk food he can eat and you by his side to cuddle and kiss. Sounds perfect, right? A movie theatre is also one of the only public locations where PDA is considered acceptable. With everyone else surrounding you in the close quarters of the dim theater, the thrill of getting caught can be exhilarating (or add to the adrenaline rush from the movie, of course). Remind him of this and he’ll be sure to be by your right by side through the whole movie.

    His Choice
    Since you dragged him to New Moon, your boy toy should have the next movie pick. A bevy of new movies will be coming out around the holidays, including The Road with Viggo Mortenson and Charlize Theron on November 25, just five days after Twilight. Let him make the next movie choice, and just maybe you’ll be just be able to convince him to see Nine.

    RF: I went to go see the Midnight premiere of New Moon…very good movie go catch it if you haven’t.

    I was pulling chicks left and right.

  104. D. Billz Says:

    *looks around*

    100th

  105. Smear Says:

    Black Brokaw Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:24 am

    What you think I slang fo?

    To go against the grain?

    NOPE!!!
    ^^
    Was just listenin to that album…. damn ‘Face is good. He’s like that uncle who always has some real words of advice after a couple brews at the family BBQ. Wonder what his take on the whole Beans/Jay fuckery is…. Him and Beans have always been pretty tight. LOL @ the idea of face teaching beans how to swing a 5 iron.

    good vid btw. Slaughterhouse for the Win

  106. Adam Says:

    RF: I went to go see the Midnight premiere of New Moon…very good movie go catch it if you haven’t.

    I was pulling chicks left and right.

    ———–

    haha

  107. pinochet Says:

    this shit is wack. creatively these guys are incredibly limited. its like they all suffer from stunted growth in terms of music. no wonder no one outside of the internet respects hip hop anymore. it peaked in 1995 and since then its been a steady decline. i mean with an ounce of rhythm and a couple milligrams of wit any fucking idiot can do this shit. oh yeah and the beat is heinous as well. and why make a video i mean really why? same generic ass shit, “we rip/tear/shred/destroy etc. mics” WOW i mean really in 2009 WTF?! Plain and simple when u lack natural born musical talent u end up with this.

  108. 911 Says:

    Was just listenin to that album…. damn ‘Face is good. He’s like that uncle who always has some real words of advice after a couple brews at the family BBQ. Wonder what his take on the whole Beans/Jay fuckery is…

    ^>sometimes I think I’m on the Truman show…
    I’ve thought this exact same shit, not a word missing, same exact sequence. Surreal.

    Ftr, that isn’t the first time either. II. Weird.

  109. Smear Says:

    ^^lol
    great minds think alike 911

  110. 911 Says:

    I haven’t listened to em in ages, don’t really think I’m missing anything either. But…if I were a rapper would I want a feature on my album, absolutely.

    *sells soul, breaks pact with devil, runs toward the light, dead*

  111. 911 Says:

    Daps smear, what up gawd?

    I saw 2012 last night and I feel all types of ways about it.

    3 noahs arc’s, really.

  112. 911 Says:

    Oh and that movie about the white lady saving the big black football playing kid is some subversive bs. Although, I did have a thang for sandra bullock, I can’t fock with it.

  113. Smear Says:

    Listenin to Kimbo Price right now and seriously…. who’s spittin better than Big Ruck right now????? Dude is funny as fuck too.
    LOL @ the Pork Chops & Apllesauce jawn over “Dey know” instrumental:
    “Give me a pennn, and some pay-per
    Write a rhyme, no flai-vor
    You minor – I’m MA-JOR
    Slingblade, I LIKE FRIED TATERS!<<<<<<*dead*
    I like pork n beans, I like pork chops
    I like spamburgers, I like my ham”YEAHHH”
    Fuck you say yeah for?
    I don’t know – fuck y’all niggaz care fo’?
    You see my dirty shoes and my dirty house
    and my dirty spouse, I’m from the Dirty South.
    Peep the country grammar, I’m a country Bamma,
    funny pants big shoes I’m a country Hammer “YEEAHH”
    and dat aint cool and cool aint dat
    and bitch I’m wack “YEAAHH”

    P!

  114. alwayzambitious Says:

    SMOKe i am pro beans

    jay stans on here. the hatred for beans is unnecessary.

  115. Troyvul Says:

    # 911 Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Daps smear, what up gawd?

    I saw 2012 last night and I feel all types of ways about it.

    3 noahs arc’s, really.
    ^ I’m sayin, that movie took it to a whole nother level with the unrealisticness. That foot ball movie is a true story as well

  116. J Dela AKA Your Favorite Commenter's Favorite Lurker Says:

    Bean-zino

    watch… it’ll catch on…

  117. Van Sertima Says:

    slaughter house ! ! ! good shit. em didn’t really body that shit imo. if em decides to be the unofficial 5th mic of the house he’ll have to step that shit up.

  118. 911 Says:

    “Man is the God of the world, and God is the Man of Heaven.”

    man being figurative of course.

    Tabernacle.

  119. Smear Says:

    I never saw the appeal in Sandra Bullock….bitch has nada…. even back when she was workin the gearstick and crashin that bus in Speed…..

    Oh and that movie about the white lady saving the big black football playing kid
    ^^lol one a them flicks designed to make Middle-America feel all warm and fuzzy inside[ll] eh?

    daps911

  120. Jersey*made*me Says:

    *daps all*

    So niggas gone keep acting like Pusha T didn’t dry snitch on Lebron?O.K.,I see how niggas get down.Ol’ Kobe “bean” Bryant ass summa bitch.

  121. Jersey*made*me Says:

    BTW,that Eminem “taking my ball” shit is crazy,can’t front.

  122. 911 Says:

    @ smear – this was all prior to me seeing her w/o make up and a bikini on. Oh my, imagine cottage cheese molded into a woman. Got damn movie magic man.

    @ troy – there were more than a few parts that made alot of sense though. Paying to get on the ships. Check. But why would you have to pay to get on these shits, the got damn world as you know it is ending. What the fuck are the people who are collecting the money REALLY going to do with it, build a paper and plastic boat? Couldn’t America write another blank check?

  123. 911 Says:

    So niggas gone keep acting like Pusha T didn’t dry snitch on Lebron?O.K.,I see how niggas get down.Ol’ Kobe “bean” Bryant ass summa bitch.

    ^>options: link, explain in further detail or die. Simple really.

  124. Smear Says:

    How was Pusha dry-snitchin? what is BronBron married or did i just miss something?
    *confused*

  125. Jersey*made*me Says:

    So niggas gone keep acting like Pusha T didn’t dry snitch on Lebron?O.K.,I see how niggas get down.Ol’ Kobe “bean” Bryant ass summa bitch.

    ^>options: link, explain in further detail or die. Simple really.

    ^^
    Roffle.On Popular Demand,talking about the broad Lebron is allegedly smashing,he had that a long time ago.Everybody knows Lebron lives with his BM and girl since high school.Why would that nigga put that out there?

  126. 911 Says:

    ‘2012’ – Also liked how Africa had pretty much been spared and would now be, home to the highest point on earth. Nice touch. Africans would be the majority in whatever new world came of it.

  127. cOLD Says:

    sup Jersey,

    anyone understand the concept of this vid, like what was the meaning.

  128. cOLD Says:

    ‘2012′ – Also liked how Africa had pretty much been spared and would now be, home to the highest point on earth. Nice touch. Africans would be the majority in whatever new world came of it.

    ^ … can’t believe I haven’t seen this joint yet.

  129. Coogi Down Says:

    who cares, everyone knows ballplayers aren’t exactly a role model for what to do in your marriage/relationship, word to Jordan, Kobe, and Shaq

  130. Jersey*made*me Says:

    cOLD

    What up my G?

  131. cOLD Says:

    Roffle.On Popular Demand,talking about the broad Lebron is allegedly smashing,he had that a long time ago.Everybody knows Lebron lives with his BM and girl since high school.Why would that nigga put that out there?

    ^ I was wondering the same thing

  132. 911 Says:

    Ok ok, I know this is the internets and everybody online likes the clipse or the brothers Thornton. I get that. But, I only like about six of them niggas songs man. What gives? Is this like some Internet joke I’m missing. If everybody likes them, why is it that no one buys there music? I actually bought the I’m good single on iTunes. 1 of the 6, ftr. Lol.

    I need answers people?!?.

  133. Jersey*made*me Says:

    who cares, everyone knows ballplayers aren’t exactly a role model for what to do in your marriage/relationship, word to Jordan, Kobe, and Shaq

    ^^
    FOH,niggas that claim to live by the g code/code of the streets know that name dropping ain’t what’s up.I’m starting to see why these “kingpins” ain’t get no fed time.Leaky faucets?

  134. cOLD Says:

    What up my G?

    ^ I’m here my nigga.. having a cup of coffee, sitting across from the wiz, with the sound of kids playing off in the near distance. I won.

  135. 911 Says:

    anyone understand the concept of this vid, like what was the meaning.

    ^> Sup brotha? haven’t watched, iPhone doesn’t care about flash support…

  136. Jersey*made*me Says:

    I’m here my nigga.. having a cup of coffee, sitting across from the wiz, with the sound of kids playing off in the near distance. I won.
    ^^
    Yes you did.I on the other hand gotta go to work right now.FML.Be safe fam.

  137. cOLD Says:

    who cares, everyone knows ballplayers aren’t exactly a role model for what to do in your marriage/relationship, word to Jordan, Kobe, and Shaq

    ^ since you raise this… I personally don’t think any man wouldn’t cheat if given the oportunity, knowing he wouldn’t get caught.

    …well maybe 1 or 2, but you get the point.

  138. cOLD Says:

    sup 911, I too give a fuck less about the Clipse, nothing really special about em.

  139. cOLD Says:

    1 yaself Jersey. peace.

  140. 911 Says:

    …well maybe 1 or 2, but you get the point.

    *> word to only two people to ever self actualize. Gandhi & the dalai lama.

    Peace jersey.

  141. cOLD Says:

    … when one page of your dairy can tell you what your life like…

    ^stop playing Elec.

  142. cOLD Says:

    so now I’m back spittin’ that he can past a polygramph

  143. 911 Says:

    Actual event: first time I believed in some other shit…
    Talking to wifey on phone, her phone is about to die. Very spirtual conversation we just had…We bid our farewells and whatnot, click. No sooner than 3 minutes, freak shorty hits me, like what up let’s do this, that and the third. I was shook. Knew who it really was never talked to that demon braud again in life. Devil don’t play fair. Truth.

  144. Smear Says:

    Ok ok, I know this is the internets and everybody online likes the clipse or the brothers Thornton. I get that. But, I only like about six of them niggas songs man. What gives? Is this like some Internet joke I’m missing. If everybody likes them, why is it that no one buys there music? I actually bought the I’m good single on iTunes. 1 of the 6, ftr. Lol.

    I need answers people?!?.
    ^^
    911 have you got the We Got it For Cheap series???…..If not DL NOW and soon you’ll understand.

    HHNF and Lord Willin are both crack too btw…. gotta listen to HHNF as an Album, front to back. And the Intro on Lord Willin,Grindin, Comedy Central,I’m Not You, CotDamn, Virginia and Young boy ensure that album’s classic status.
    Peace

  145. Smear Says:

    Havin said that the leaks off the new Thornto Brothers album haven’t been AS good as I’d hoped for, underwhelming even. Popeyes is fuckin dope tho, come to think about it Kinda Like a Big deal and Doorman were pretty solid too…..Fuckit, Imma fan

  146. Smear Says:

    Devil don’t play fair. Truth.<lolFemales are a muthafucka

  147. cOLD Says:

    Actual event: first time I believed in some other shit…
    Talking to wifey on phone, her phone is about to die. Very spirtual conversation we just had…We bid our farewells and whatnot, click. No sooner than 3 minutes, freak shorty hits me, like what up let’s do this, that and the third. I was shook. Knew who it really was never talked to that demon braud again in life. Devil don’t play fair. Truth.

    ^ funny you say all this, by happenstance I came upon a shorty the other day…. And when I talk about the art of seduction, shorty was it. Within minutes she was professing her willingness to play the back seat and accept what little I had to offer. She knew exactly what a nigga loves to hear, claiming how she’d submit to the boy fully and never say “no” for ANYTHING. Well of course that will have any nigga exercising his rights as a man. Some how I gathered my wits and back pedaled outta the convo. The ill shit is if you entertain it for one second you might be opening up a can of worms.

  148. 911 Says:

    .Fuckit, Imma Stanley.

    ^> fixed. Lol, grindin’ and cot damn are classic joints. Adds, “we got it for cheap” to my music to do list.

  149. J Dela AKA Your Favorite Commenter's Favorite Lurker Says:

    VEE AAYYY CLIPSE!

    youtube.com/watch?v=YLIh0gBpqA8

  150. HipHop Report Says:

    I feel exactly the same way….eminem riped this beat to shreads. BUT, Slaughter did a great job with the track and video.

  151. J Dela AKA Your Favorite Commenter's Favorite Lurker Says:

    I play the field like Vick, from endzone to endzone
    Serve that ish like snowcones in the hood
    Entrenched in the gutter, I was lost in the good
    Cuz I make the gat stutta like a old G should
    Mamas lookin, so much snookin’
    Nights in the kitchen thought I’d never finish cookin’
    Way before pay for this that I’m mouthin’
    19 years young, upward of 80 thousand
    Trust me young’n Pusha was never browsin’ for nothin’ section 8 housin’
    I’m stompin’ thru like King Kong claimin’ his home, his jungle
    Mumblers beware the hood hates singers
    I connect, block the corner like Jenga, fall never, you seen ’em
    Posted in the hood leanin’ fiends like the Tower of Pisa
    Damn he’s good..

  152. 911 Says:

    @ cold – The timing of it was what scared a ninja, after what me and her had just talked about shit couldn’t be real…but it was.

    “I’m thinking godly god gaurd me…” see Lupe

  153. 911 Says:

    J Dela AKA Your Favorite Commenter’s Favorite Lurker Says:

    ^> funny.

  154. cOLD Says:

    @ cold – The timing of it was what scared a ninja, after what me and her had just talked about shit couldn’t be real…but it was.

    “I’m thinking godly god gaurd me…” see Lupe

    ^I’m saying… You was on point… this is exactly how cats get caught slipping, luckily you were aware enough and saw it coming… Most cats don’t rationale well when faced with impending poon. Word life.

  155. J Dela AKA Your Favorite Commenter's Favorite Lurker Says:

    It’s the re-up gang rollas
    yeah you know us
    push ton-key is back with baking soda
    Stretch the work in the pot, the powder practice yoga
    then wrap it over the heads, the flow is like the pole vault
    raising the bar, i’m tiger below par
    i’m the hidden dragon and crouching tiger with that raw
    from off beams to gulf streams
    who fuckin with my golf swing?
    eghck, all you niggas is my off spring
    from yay tall, I was MJG with that 8-Ball
    A livin legend I play them keys like Ray Charles
    You can’t copy the style, or even trace off
    They want a Pusha T Mardi Gras mask like in Face Off!
    ///
    Size up the bull like a matador
    raised y’all like my sons
    yeah, atta boy
    and with yall and yall facades
    fathered so many styles,
    i’m handin out cigars
    yeah, any nigga gotta prob
    Paint the town red, bullets come in a barage
    Ghetto Superstar like i’m Pras
    Big chain aound my neck
    like i’m fresh off the Amistad
    I’m not apart of ya coke rap genre
    I put it in the in the pot, it come back like karma
    Nice with the flip ever since its genesis
    and we won’t stop, till you GIVE US FREE
    like the Jena 6

  156. Joe 88 Says:

    landlord Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 3:09 am
    *flow continued*

    Kanye west > em
    black milk > em
    Woodro(digital scales) > em
    RIGZ > em
    em > joe88
    em > jimmy valentime

    ^Smfh. You’re jokes are filled with racism and humor, it’s actually humorous. It’s 3am dawg, go to sleep……………

  157. cOLD Says:

    roffle at Land shooting at joe well into the am.

  158. cOLD Says:

    sup joe88, how you fam. Did you ever tell the story of how you almost got shot the other night?

  159. spirit equality Says:

    anyone understand the concept of this vid, like what was the meaning.

    ^ ^ the meaning is they take emceeing wherever they go and take whatever they do with them into the booth, e.g. getting tattoos in the microphone booth, joe is in the booth outside on some kind of terrace while everyone else is smoking, joell is in the booth in what looks to be a desert..fits the microphone theme of the song pretty well IMO…hard to tell exactly what was happening in the beginning (mic booths in a bank?)

  160. cOLD Says:

    @ at spirit equality, I guess I’ll have to watch it again

  161. Joe 88 Says:

    *Daps cOLD*

    Naw, nothing like that went down the previous night, and frankly, looking at myself from a outsiders point of view (n) I put a freeze on my story telling. I don’t wanna come off as a “aggresive commentor” Besides, like someone told me the other night, I dwell on old shit too much, when I should be looking thru my windshield.

    (But I did get laid by a milf friday, lol)

    Shorty had kids 17, and i’m 25, I won……………

  162. 911 Says:

    Lol @ land. He’s never going to stop sending barbs at you j88. That spat y’all had seemed personal. Niggas was talking about physically harming each other. Classic.

    Lf: why do we continue to frequent this place…?

  163. Charles Oakley Says:

    they tryin to censor the influencer
    just makes me sicka, influenza

  164. 911 Says:

    Daps og Juan aka cold. Seen.

    J88 put some music on utube.

    Spirit equality versus …
    ^>can see this happening, it’s like it happened already. Crazy.

  165. Joe 88 Says:

    The PG county chick that made me a plate last night > baltimore chicks

    Can’t front, I was open, (n) her PG hospitality had a nigga open like football stadiums. (n) She was like a 6 or a strong 7 in the face, but her body was easily a 10, and her attitude added in made her a 9, i’d walk around in public with her.

  166. spirit equality Says:

    SMH-worthy. If Em took any 16 bars from his freestyle over this instrumental and added it to the original, he would still be the weakest on this song. Stop living in the past.

    ^^^

    sorry could not understand what u were saying with all four of slaughterhouses dicks down your throat at one time remove 2 and retry without the stannery

    ^ ^ whoa, pause on the homo imagery and stop projecting what YOU like to with guys onto me, sigmund freud. i know the em STANS (the ones who let to the term being invented) are some of the worst in the world and will drink any kool-aid their boy serves, but there’s no way anything Em said in that freestyle is comparing to any of the current verses there. All that “Rosie, come out to play” shit is corny. You can’t cite any standout lines from that horsesh*t, he’s just stringing a bunch of syllables together. A good rhyme scheme without quality lines is some rambling nonsense rhymed well. You probably think Dr. Suess is on some other shit and is the best poet of his generation, right? FOH.

  167. spirit equality Says:

    mad typos in that last message, but eh, whatever.

  168. cOLD Says:

    Shorty had kids 17, and i’m 25, I won……………

    ^ fights Thor

  169. Joe 88 Says:

    911 Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 11:49 am
    Lol @ land. He’s never going to stop sending barbs at you j88. That spat y’all had seemed personal. Niggas was talking about physically harming each other. Classic

    ^lol, you know that shit was serious cause folks round these parts don’t even talk about it, lol. I’m definently not mad at that guy, but the same type of comments he left about me at 3am this morning are the same reasons why the whole shit started, if you don’t fuck with ya boy (no NR commentor) then leave me the fuck alone, I don’t go looking for “net wars” me vs land was the only battle I ever had online, and i’ve been on this site for 4 years. And it’s clear to see who’s the victim, an who’s the victor (c) Mook

  170. Just.... Says:

    I don’t be fucking around on that microphone!

  171. Joe 88 Says:

    *Proclaims self as Nah Right’s “Bad Guy”*

    *Names self “Joe 88 50 cent”*

    *Listens to 50 Cent “So Disrespectful”*

  172. cOLD Says:

    ^lol, you know that shit was serious cause folks round these parts don’t even talk about it, lol. I’m definently not mad at that guy, but the same type of comments he left about me at 3am this morning are the same reasons why the whole shit started, if you don’t fuck with ya boy (no NR commentor) then leave me the fuck alone, I don’t go looking for “net wars” me vs land was the only battle I ever had online, and i’ve been on this site for 4 years. And it’s clear to see who’s the victim, an who’s the victor (c) Mook

    ^ lol yea, this shit saddened me like the Land vs Phuque war, except theirs were a lil more personal. But I think Land just likes to take jabs at joe, to get a reaction, don’t think there’s nothing much more to it.

  173. D. Billz Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=anSxQrIJD4g&feature=related

    ^Might be his best freestyle ever. I know the first 8 bars off the top and used to remember the whole joint verbatim. This is for people who sleep on him only thinkin’ he rap for the heffas.

  174. D. Billz Says:

    Beef between Joe88 and landLORD?

    Clearly I wasn’t around for this one …

  175. cOLD Says:

    sup billy, what you think about that kid Reign Man?

  176. D. Billz Says:

    cOLD

    Haven’t heard of him.

  177. landlord Says:

    I wasn’t shooting at Joe88…what imsupposed to say lilhomie is nicer than eminem?…who here really believes that? That’s no shot, that’s reality…and sandra bullock is hella sexy… And pushaT DID snitch on Bron.. Kpbe ass nigga…andy pettite ass nigga…and what racism?…

  178. Joe 88 Says:

    >>>>lol yea, this shit saddened me like the Land vs Phuque war, except theirs were a lil more personal. But I think Land just likes to take jabs at joe, to get a reaction, don’t think there’s nothing much more to it.

    ^Land went from a ractional commentor, to a shock blogger, sad thing is, we agree on alot of topics. Shit is comical, i’d expect indirect shots from someone like Digital, but not from land.

    I’m not telling you to shoot somebody, but if somebody tryna shoot you, shoot em, don’t waist time, lil nigga just do it – 50 Cent

    But outside of everything else, we can talk about sports, lol

    My basketball I.Q >

  179. cOLD Says:

    Billz some kid from Philly got a bunch of freestyles on WSFF

  180. Joe 88 Says:

    @land

    You still woke? lol.

  181. 911 Says:

    Lmao, and we’re off…

    The niggas is home.

    Daps the fam’

  182. 911 Says:

    All things being equal, I’m the best basketball player on nahright, unless lebron posted on here, only then would I be 1a.

  183. D. Billz Says:

    Smh @ 911. I’m rusty as hell and would probably light you up off the mid-range. Of course, I’m talkin’ MADDDD shit. Lol

  184. cOLD Says:

    911, you went to college on a b-ball scholarship? I’ll admit for being a tall nigga my ball skills suck. I still know my way around a soccer ball though… real talk.

  185. landlord Says:

    Joe88 know I was fucking with him the same way digital scales and dblock fuck with him…bottom line Joe can dish it out but gets real sensitive and palpably hurt feelings when ethers on him…so it becomes comedy…some people have thicker online skin than others…I had no idea joe was like that…I mentioned your name once at 3am and its not like I was even talking about you singularly…man up and stop being so sensitive…aint you from bmore? You lettin typing hurt you?….chill B

  186. cOLD Says:

    for being a tall nigga my ball skills suck

    ^ belated no homo

  187. Smooth.aka.Bape.Shoes.Bape.Shirt.All.Bape.Everything Says:

    Greetings Nahrcissists,

    Just thought id post and remind you that im ballin more than you.

    Much love and respect,
    Smooth (aka all bape everything)

    PS – I have more money than you.

    PPS – youtube.com/watch?v=fYvKwoWNOl4

  188. landlord Says:

    More that 4 hours sleep is overkill…I’m good…

  189. D. Billz Says:

    cOLD

    Let me find out you’z a 6’3 dunk-missin’ ass nigga. But as far as the Philly battle rapper, the name sounds familiar. That might be the same Reign Man on that Philly battle dvd that came out a few years ago around ’03.

  190. Joe 88 Says:

    lol @ 911, I was shooting hoops 2 weeks ago, and I might be out of shape (no squares) but my jumpshot is something special, my rainbow from the free throw line is remarkable. A couple Rec leagues under my belt, a few trophies in moms house, man, only if my moms was a lil bit taller than 5’2, i’d be something, lol.

    lol and smh @ me still doing the “shammgod” crossover

  191. Mag Says:

    # sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 am

    why the jets keep talking shit when they lost like 4 in a row
    ^
    I’m a Fan… But Revis should not be talking like hes on Moss level…SMH

  192. 911 Says:

    5’10 with springs and a jumper. Deadly. Billz I’m pulling from like 27 feet after I hit my first shot. Word to coaches saying you miss that, you know I’m taking you out the game…

  193. landlord Says:

    And I have no person beef with joe88…he,s funny…he had some ether regarding me buying pussy, I ate those like scooby snacks and launched back…but Joe conveniently dissmisses that while he’s crying about me picking on him….LOL

  194. D. Billz Says:

    911 & Broadway

    I have NO fuckin’ bunnies yo. Real rap. Shit is pitiful. 6’1 for nothin’. LOL. I’m good on the block though because I have a crazy wing span. Massive block parties and everybody is invited. I’m actually trying to get my legs in shape (n). I’ma be 30 dunkin’ for my first time. Smh.

  195. cOLD Says:

    Let me find out you’z a 6′3 dunk-missin’ ass nigga.

    ^roffle, where I’m basketball is not the sport of choice, they do however have Netball, which amounts to basketball without the dribble. But I’m willing to bet I will style on any nahger with a soccer ball.

  196. Joe 88 Says:

    landlord Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Joe88 know I was fucking with him the same way digital scales and dblock fuck with him…bottom line Joe can dish it out but gets real sensitive and palpably hurt feelings when ethers on him…so it becomes comedy…some people have thicker online skin than others…I had no idea joe was like that…I mentioned your name once at 3am and its not like I was even talking about you singularly…man up and stop being so sensitive…aint you from bmore? You lettin typing hurt you?….chill B

    ^This………………

    I never lied on this site before, so I gotta co-sign this, I was a lil salty cause you was sending shots, but I looked at you a lil differently than others like D_Block (pause) it’s like if someone like cOLD or Billz was shooting hard at me (n) i’d have the scooby doo confused face, lol.

    *Listens to “808’s & Heartbreaks”*

    *Embraces being raised by a single mother*

  197. 507frostcoast Says:

    Do you think ortiz, crooked and 5’9 we’re bummed that joseph insisted on self promoting in the video?
    random streetwear brand > Slaughterhouse t-shirt and hoodie.

    But when you think of slaughterhouse, joey would be the dude to pull that move.

  198. D. Billz Says:

    People on here who can PROBABLY hoop:

    911
    Broadway
    landLORD (though I think he’s a hacker, lol)
    George (low post, that nigga eat way too many home fries to be runnin’ the court)
    X-Facta (he seems like an old school “take it up strong” [nh] ass nigga)
    Da Party Starter (kinda slow but you know old heads got them passes and screens)

  199. cOLD Says:

    billz the homeboy Jersey played college ball, claims his mad nice.

  200. cOLD Says:

    I need a good documentary to watch today… anyone?

  201. D. Billz Says:

    cOLD

    You’z a Yard guy so I can overstand the soccer game. My manz P from Towson University (also from B’more) was a Yard dude and went to Towson on a full scholarship. It’s a lot more young Black inner-city kids playing soccer too.

    I remember when I first moved from the Southside to the Northeast, ninjas was in the alley playing soccer. I’m like, mannnn, this shit looks weak. I tried playin’ and crossed up several times, and I didn’t realized how strong your legs had to be or how much endurance you needed. Doing a bicycle kick damn sure looks easier than it actually is.

  202. Remixznflow Says:

    *daps all*

    cant read all those danged comments…

    whaddup yall… its sunday… theres football.. and my fantasy team is on a 5 game win streak

    shorty is chillin in the bed next to me…

    i believe… i won

  203. Joe 88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    911 & Broadway

    I have NO fuckin’ bunnies yo. Real rap. Shit is pitiful. 6′1 for nothin’. LOL. I’m good on the block though because I have a crazy wing span. Massive block parties and everybody is invited. I’m actually trying to get my legs in shape (n). I’ma be 30 dunkin’ for my first time. Smh.

    ^I’m crying over here, dude said his first time dunking would be at 30, lol. I’ve got over the dunking phase a loooooooooooooong time ago, thank god it’s a grand slam in baltimore, if not, I would’ve never posterized anyone in my life, word to nigs putting the rim @ 8 feet, I went charles barkley out there.

    I’m not even gonna bring up the crates we use to put up on telephone poles back in the day, that’s how I got my vicious jumper, (Carmelo praises the crate, says that’s how he got his dead on jumper) If you could get a bank shot on a crate you was nice, lol. I dunked on maaaaaaaad nigs back in the day.

  204. D. Billz Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    billz the homeboy Jersey played college ball, claims his mad nice.

    ^Yeah I forgot about him. I remember him saying how he hooped with some B’more cats and how ruthless we were on the court, taking everything personal. Lol. Yeah, I’d definitely say he’s a candidate. Jersey got a lot of ninjas who play both football AND basketball. Word to my manz Ant from Paterson who I known since Towson.

  205. D. Billz Says:

    Joe88

    Dunkin’ on 8 feet don’t count nigga! LOL. If that’s the case, I done went ham PLENTY of times …

    >>I’m not even gonna bring up the crates we use to put up on telephone poles back in the day, that’s how I got my vicious jumper,

    ^Cherry Hill and Northeast FTW. Most of my youth was basketball games in the allies of Cherry Hill on crates … stealin’ them shits from Kirby’s. Wasn’t no such thing as a lucky bounce. You had to square up your jumper JUST right.

  206. Joe 88 Says:

    Remixznflow Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    shorty is chillin in the bed next to me…

    i believe… i won

    ^You won, i’m over here listening to “808’s” thinking about the PG county chick I was chillin with last night, I swear i’m about to leave baltimore right now, the way she treated a nig was like none other, making me plates of regular spaghetti while handling her 2 kids and drinking “gin and juice” had me ready to play the stunt double role in “daddy day care” lol.

    Just give me the god damn spoon, i’m eating out tonight (c) Billz

  207. Remixznflow Says:

    @ joe

    you might wanna try the midwest if you like that kind of woman…

    real talk the women out here will treat you like a king!

  208. &What?! Says:

    The Microphone video on Youtube with Eminem’s verse remixed in >

  209. D. Billz Says:

    Joe88

    Yo, real rap, I stopped fuckin’ with B’more chicks a looooong time ago fam. When you weigh your options to mess with a chick from elsewhere vs. one from home the scale is way too unbalanced. B’more chicks require too much and can’t reciprocate half of what they demand. On top of the majority of ’em being fat with attitudes. I can relate when you talk about the PG chick. This one amazon I was tappin’ 2 years was from PG. In school, worked at a hospital, had a kid … but made sure when I came through that I was fed. And woke me up when I fell asleep in her crib to make sure I got some bunz, lol. Same goes for this lil’ DC jumpoff I was dealing with for a few months this year. My point is, don’t allow yourself to be subjected to the bullshit in B’more. Them chicks only want thugs and compliments.

  210. cOLD Says:

    i believe… i won

    ^ yes I believe you did win, revel in it for it will be a short victory. lol I kid.

  211. D. Billz Says:

    # Remixznflow Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    @ joe

    you might wanna try the midwest if you like that kind of woman…

    real talk the women out here will treat you like a king!

    ^Yeah, I heard Midwest women treat you right. I have yet to actually get with a midwest chick.

  212. cOLD Says:

    had me ready to play the stunt double role in “daddy day care

    ^ gem (c) Beezy

  213. Remixznflow Says:

    There are just certain women that get it…

    Those women that make you wanna be a better man… and i’ve met most of them in the midwest…

    They work and take care of their business

    but they have that giving nature about them that puts delicious food on the table and get you shoulder and back rubs… long as you are treating them right you get it in return…

    it might not just be the midwest.. thats just from my perspective.

  214. &What?! Says:

    The Carter 4 = 5 milli first week…

  215. Carlos Voltron AKA Dixie Normous Says:

    # Mag Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    # sleep AKA I’M 2 COOL 4 U DUDES 2 RIDICULE Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 am

    why the jets keep talking shit when they lost like 4 in a row
    ^
    I’m a Fan… But Revis should not be talking like hes on Moss level…SMH

    ^
    Seeing how Revis has pretty much shut Randy through all their games, he’s entitled to it.

  216. 911 Says:

    Brb, Dead @ dunking at 30.

    Homie cop you som strength shoes and actually follow the program and you’ll be dunking in 8 weeks. Swear to gawd. I did that shit when I was 16, basketball has never been the same since.

    Lmao @ crate ball. Nigga what about the 2 hours it took to cut out the bottom of the fucking crate with a damn butter knife. Fail. Once ninjas started hustling we was buying roll aways once a month, break it, buy a new one and get a crack head to put it together again. Good times.

  217. D. Billz Says:

    Hot damn Olivia still look good. I wish Lenny S woulda threw my name in the mix:

    Lenny S: D. Billz?

    Olivia: SMASH for sure!

  218. Joe 88 Says:

    @ Billz

    I think I told you about the PA, Lancaster chick I had, shorty was good, looked………..regular I guess, but she had her shit correct, she wanted me to stay with her out there, but I was hesitant at the time, nice job, making some good $, I wasn’t ready to leave that and start all over, but I kinda wish I did. I was hella shallow back then, cause if she was light skin, Í prolly would’ve did it, lol & smh.

    Family had bread, her lil brother was getting $, had the crown vic and the new tahoe on rims all off of drug money, he always asked me how shit was looking down here, but I wasn’t on that shit at the time. Make a long story short, she was definently the best side chick I ever had, and she was like 7 years older than me, made a nigga chicken breast and broccoli on the regular and wake ya boy up for some good loving at crazy times at night. A few reasons why I couldn’t get with her at the time

    1) I had a girl that was dime status………….and nosy, lol

    2) Too comfortable with my surroundings

    3) I was shallow

    4) Her poom poom looked funny to me, lol, like it’s been ran thru. Shit looked like week old roast beef (yes, i’m shallow like that)

    5) Had a kid (which makes me no never mind) but after our first encounter, she wanted me to be step daddy

    6) wanted me to wine and dine her, I remember one night we’re in the club up there, and I pulled out a bill, she snatched the shit out of my hand and start getting her and her homegirl drinks, blank stares ensuse.

    I think I can deal with that now, but then, at 22, naw I couldn’t do it.

  219. 911 Says:

    man, only if my moms was a lil bit taller than 5′2, i’d be something, lol.

    ^>dawg I feel ya, II, if I wa 6’1, I be in somebodies league

  220. D. Billz Says:

    911

    I’ve been contemplating strength shoes for the last 2 years now. I think your reiteration has just led to my future purchase.

    And wasn’t nobody husslin’ to round here to cop roll-aways. We had maddd parks in B’more. Famous ones too. But before you could ball with the elite (or gathered up enough homies for a 5) we stuck to the crates. You couldn’t just walk up on any park b-ball courts and just hoop. You was gonna get tested.

  221. D. Billz Says:

    Joe88

    You aint the only ninja that has passed up some good opportunities simply because I was young and shallow. I remember you tellin’ me about the PA chick. I’m tellin you fam, it seems like every other chick outside of B’more be on point with theirs. I even had a couple of NY chicks who showed me the UTMOST respect and held me down when needed. I’m friends with this chick from NJ down here in DC and so far she’s madd cooperative. Got a lot of good things going for her. We’ll see though …

  222. Joe 88 Says:

    >Lmao @ crate ball. Nigga what about the 2 hours it took to cut out the bottom of the fucking crate with a damn butter knife. Fail. Once ninjas started hustling we was buying roll aways once a month, break it, buy a new one and get a crack head to put it together again. Good times.

    *Gets shooting advice from the DC sniper*

    I remember when the older rug realers use to run whole court and we use to shoot on the rim opposite of them, then run really fast off the court when they run down court. Shit was getting on there nerves so much that they paid a crackhead to make use our own hoop, shit was mad generic, we never hooped on that rim, lol. Back then they never laid a hand on us cause they respected our parents, but they use to scream at us like they was in labor, lol.

    *Still thinks about the PG County chick from last night*

    *cries a lil bit*

    lol

  223. 911 Says:

    I’d be > I be…

    Joe88 said:
    4) Her poom poom looked funny to me, lol, like it’s been ran thru. Shit looked like week old roast beef (yes, i’m shallow like that)

    *oh gawd, I don’t even…*
    *is dying*
    *is also in agreement, on no signing used vajayjays*

  224. Remixznflow Says:

    LF: if kim kardashian loses that ass… she really isnt that nice…

  225. Carlos Voltron AKA Dixie Normous Says:

    4) Her poom poom looked funny to me, lol, like it’s been ran thru. Shit looked like week old roast beef (yes, i’m shallow like that)

    5) Had a kid (which makes me no never mind) but after our first encounter, she wanted me to be step daddy

    6) wanted me to wine and dine her, I remember one night we’re in the club up there, and I pulled out a bill, she snatched the shit out of my hand and start getting her and her homegirl drinks, blank stares ensuse.

    ^

    You should have been cut off the chick. Those are three huge no-nos.

  226. Joe 88 Says:

    *Still lol @ dunking for the first time at 30*

  227. Joe 88 Says:

    Real talk, when shorty took the bill out of my hand, my cousin was with me, he had the “nigga did you forget who you was?” look on his face. I hit him with “man, i’m just tryna keep the party going” comment, even tho that shit kinda hurt me on the money tip, lol.

    Next morning she cooked breakfast for us, and called me on some other shit asking why me and my company didn’t wash the dishes. I had her on speaker phone and me and my cousin both agreed that we’re not going out there no more, reason being WE OFFERED TO WASH THE DISHES, SHE SAID NO like shorty really forgot that fast, smfh.

  228. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Chris Duhon looks like he evolved from a grey nurse shark. Just my thoughts…

  229. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I really don’t remember the last time i listened to a song so much.

    -Exhibit C

  230. 911 Says:

    I’ve been contemplating strength shoes for the last 2 years now. I think your reiteration has just led to my future purchase.

    *is salesman*

    imagine if you will, going from finishing on the break with a simple layup, maybe you smack glass, more often than not you smack the foam that surrounds the backboard. Over the summer you take it upon yourself the endeavor that is the strength shoe. The next school year at the first practice, the first fast break your on, you dunk on your teams power forward. Liberating! It can all be yours. Strength shoes.

  231. D. Billz Says:

    Duhon … another sub-par Dukie.

  232. D. Billz Says:

    911

    I was more adamant about the purchase until that bubby ass infomercial you just posted. lol

  233. 911 Says:

    Dbillz said:
    And wasn’t nobody husslin’ to round here to cop roll-aways. We had maddd parks in B’more. Famous ones too. But before you could ball with the elite (or gathered up enough homies for a 5) we stuck to the crates. You couldn’t just walk up on any park b-ball courts and just hoop. You was gonna get tested

    ^>oh my bad, sorry bmore has nothing but crackheads AND places to
    play basketball. Oh. Lol.

  234. 911 Says:

    I was more adamant about the purchase until that bubby ass infomercial you just posted. lol

    *dead*

    it’s my story nigga! I’m going to be telling my kids kids that shit…lol.

  235. Adam Says:

    Look guys there’s still people supporting g unit:

    http://img18.imageshack.us/i/supportgunit1.jpg/

  236. D. Billz Says:

    911

    That was your real story? Aw damn. I guess it sounds better as actual fact than to sell a product. That’s a good look though.

  237. GMLLZ VA804 Says:

    wow how did i miss that em flow to this beat…please repost that mp3…Em is ridiculous with the flow and everything else

  238. cOLD Says:

    not a big Math hoffa fan, but that song Ten Mack Commandments goes…

  239. 911 Says:

    What is sigel doing?!?

    @cold – what was the name of that movie you were advocating? Fux too, I think. It had like a little girl in the midst of a uprising, running off at night to talk to ghouls and goblins. Some weird shit, if I recall…

  240. Joe 88 Says:

    cOLD Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    not a big Math hoffa fan, but that song Ten Mack Commandments goes

    ^Beleive it or not, he’s actually a good rapper. He’s a hybrid of other good artist tho, cause the battle vs Dose (when he got famous) he sucked, and dose was killing him, but after that battle, he switched up his flow. His verse over Drake’s “successful” was dope.

    I’m waiting for smack to release his battle vs T-Rex. Rex claimed he won and called out Head Ice (bad look imo) I’m still waiting for Lionz Den to release the footage of Tay Rock (baltimore native) vs Kaboom (philly) word is tay rock killed him. B’da more stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  241. Deen Says:

    That 50 interview on Hot 97 goes. I felt bad for Jay-Z (who knew that was possible) by the end of it.

  242. D. Billz Says:

    I remember Tay Rock was on them lil’ Youtube shits. I had no idea he would reach Lionz Den level. Lux got a gem on his hand with this. I still haven’t heard/seen a Head Ice battle.

  243. Mag Says:

    Seeing how Revis has pretty much shut Randy through all their games, he’s entitled to it.
    ^^^

    False. Revis has had help! otherwise brady would have thrown more passes

  244. Mag Says:

    # Deen Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    That 50 interview on Hot 97 goes. I felt bad for Jay-Z (who knew that was possible) by the end of it.
    ^

    That’s why I listen to everyone of 50 interview dude doesn’t disappoint even FUNK FLEX… the BIGGEST Jay jock strap in NYC changed his views and admitted the L’s jay’s been taking.

  245. k.dot.b.dot Says:

    One of my favorite joints this year… still love even with Em’s freestyle…I actually prefer the real song. Ortiz and Buddens verses >> Em’s effort IMHO….but that aint the point they were all hot on some real hip-hop ish…they all should do a rmx to this joint…Em + Slaughter + this beat = lots of hurt feelings.

  246. sleep Says:

    My knicks just won a heart breaker against the celtics but I can’t be mad the team is playing better

  247. Chris Says:

    Song is dope. Video is dope. Slaughterhouse is dope.

    -Chris Wallace

  248. fuzz e. Says:

    someone needs to evict landlord

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