Video: Re-Up Harangue (ItsTheReal)

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Hi haters, we’re back off hiatus; I feel just like you, I mean even I hate us!

ItsTheReal.com has re-upped with the Re-Uppers themselves, Pusha and Malice, for a public service announcement for both children and adults who claim to be childre

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39 Responses to “Video: Re-Up Harangue (ItsTheReal)”

  1. sean coonery Says:

    Street Gangstas and Hood Ghetto Thugs….do not use computers or the internet.

    They are old fashioned cavemen….they dont own computers or blog on the internets.

    They dont even have internet connection. They don’t pay a monthly bill with verizon.

    Ghetto people have bad credit. You aint know

  2. landLORD Says:

    clipse camron joint got millions of spins this weekend … that shit is fire …

  3. sean coonery Says:

    ki’s on board a plane > keyboarding mayne

  4. AmpGeez a.k.a Get Rich Or Blog Tryin' Says:

    Street Gangstas and Hood Ghetto Thugs….do not use computers or the internet.

    They are old fashioned cavemen….they dont own computers or blog on the internets.

    They dont even have internet connection. They don’t pay a monthly bill with verizon.
    ===============================
    Keep believing that dumb shit.

  5. sean coonery Says:

    Thuggish has nothing to do with the way you look, dress, talk.

    It has to do with your actions.

    a whiteboy from the suburbs…can wear sagging baggy jeans, 2xl champ hoody, non laced timb boots and a tall tee…

    it does not make him a thug..

    looks has nothing to do with it…

    its ACTIONS…not words, looks, attire, thoughts or impressions that makes you a thug.

    I know real thugs…that never had a fingers touch a keyboard in their lifes.

    the only keys the punch, push or move…is that white stuff…those the only ki’s they touch…

    THUGS, HOODS and STREET dudes dont do computers..

    stop talking hood thug shit on the net….you will get your ghetto card pulled….

  6. Mixtape DL Says:

    RAPPER FRAUD RAPPER FRAUD RAPPER FRAUD…i tell you!

  7. Chief Ali aka The One Who Stay Building Says:

    @Plug, you from the D, right?

    I watched this Gangland shit the other day about the Best Friends Gang

    those dudes were live as hell, almost remind you of Flukey Stokes and his clique that ran shit here in the Chi back in the 70’s

  8. sean coonery Says:

    AMP you are not street neither. Either.

    AMP and PLUG are not street. I dont know who got these niggas fooled.

    Maybe all the sururban tax paying and law abiding citizens that go to work every morning and pay their taxes….people on nahright..

    STREET AND HOOD NIGGAS…are neanderthals….they dont know how to function with a computer device…

    they so heavy handed and they fingers so callous…they would tear apart the keyboard…

    and them niggas probably think the monitor/screen, is a tv…and they’ll try to flick the channell..

    REAL GHETTO PEOPLE do not use computers…

    we use cells, payphones, boost mobiles, throwaway phones, beepers, etc.

    NOT EMAIL or INTERNET.

    If I ever see a thuggy ass nigga…sitting by a laptop or desktop…

    imma laugh my ass off…and take a pic with my iphone/blackberry..

    because that will be a miracle..

    niggas in champ hoods, timb boots, baggy rocwear jeans and tall tees never use computers..

    NEVER

  9. A tribe called quest aka The Yankees are my daddy But my comment is still the greatest of all time Says:

    The new Drake/Soulja Boy is nuttttttz

  10. TheCo!!inB Says:

    push.ton.key@ughk.net

  11. Rey Says:

    Coonery, you either need to double up on your meds or cut them down by half.

    Or, find a new gimmick.

  12. Chief Ali aka The One Who Stay Building Says:

    STREET AND HOOD NIGGAS…are neanderthals….they dont know how to function with a computer device…

    they so heavy handed and they fingers so callous…they would tear apart the keyboard…
    —————————

    lol

  13. AmpGeez a.k.a Get Rich Or Blog Tryin' Says:

    AMP you are not street neither
    ====================
    LOL You don’t know me fam.

    And real cats don’t brag or pop off at the mouth.

    Street shit stays in the streets.

  14. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    REAL GHETTO PEOPLE do not use computers…

    we use cells, payphones, boost mobiles, throwaway phones, beepers, etc.

    ^

    Irony defined

  15. AmpGeez a.k.a Get Rich Or Blog Tryin' Says:

    The new Drake/Soulja Boy is nuttttttz
    =============================
    Huh?

    Linkage please (No Coonery)

  16. sean coonery Says:

    lets call a spade a spade…

    i apologize for my rant…this early…

    but i mean…when i see fake fuck face ass niggas…

    it makes my plasma boil….it makes me itchy like a crackhead…my palms get sweaty..

    Hood niggas dont do the internet. Street Niggas don’t use computers.

    This is fact, even in 2009. When everything is digital and technical.

    If you not a hood nigga, its ok, you get a pass. I give them out. Go do your corporate IT nerd geek shit.

    But dont come on a blog, create your life with the keyboard, and say you street, thuggy, hood and ghetto…and you invoke fear in niggas heart…

    no thats not you…you been watching too much GANGLAND shows…stop it, 5.

    for real…niggas escape reality when they type..

    THUG NIGGAS DONT BOAST ABOUT THEIR THUGGINESS ON THE COMP.

    this is fact.

    only real niggas know. fuck fake faced faggots will tell you otherwise.

    such as plug, amp and that other fuck boy.

  17. Beezy Says:

    STREET AND HOOD NIGGAS…are neanderthals….they dont know how to function with a computer device…

    they so heavy handed and they fingers so callous…they would tear apart the keyboard…

    ^gem lol

  18. Mr. Damn, He Ain't Coppin' That, Is He? Says:

    they so heavy handed and they fingers so callous…they would tear apart the keyboard…

    ^

    lol @ hootie admiring big, brawny, thugged-out man-hands

  19. Beezy Says:

    coonery i know some thuggy niggas with a dial-up that be on myspace and shit…but overall i co-sign your general opinion about e-thugs

  20. Mr. Damn, He Ain't Coppin' That, Is He? Says:

    i thought this little emo bitch Nino Bless retired

    from now on if a rapper retires and then comes back a week later, i swear i will never support him because it shows he’s a fruit and an emotional little whore

    except cudi, he gets a pass *hypocrites it up on G-pizzle*

  21. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    If you not a hood nigga, its ok, you get a pass. I give them out. Go do your corporate IT nerd geek shit.

    ^

    now that’s a gem

  22. A tribe called quest aka The Yankees are my daddy But my comment is still the greatest of all time Says:

    And i got kimbo price a day early… im going in tonight wooooo

  23. sean coonery Says:

    this shit is Comical, b.

    COMICAL!!!!

    I mean Eskay just sits there and lets this shit happen. Like he allows this to go on. He allows fuck boys to congregate and talk this fairy tale shit.

    Real niggas are not about this.

    It’s time the fake fuck face faggots niggas leave.

    The real niggas stay.

    Nation and Dre should be moderating you faggots, and giving out bannings.

    We got men talking that hood street thug shit on the nets?

    is that what its come to in 2010?

    oh no…i know the goons aint about that..

    boasting and bragging about the thuggyiness of your aura…on the interwebz..

    oh no…i know if you told your goons that…they would not give you a pass…and you would get beat down and smacked up.

  24. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    And i got kimbo price a day early… im going in tonight wooooo

    ^

    ayo

  25. Beezy Says:

    my boy used to update his myspace and shit from jail

    id talk to him like nigga go to the library….become a carpenter

    YOUR IN JAIL

  26. Booster Says:

    yo dat Popeyes track is bangin but Cam’s verse was fucking anaemic

  27. sean coonery Says:

    Please take a picture of all the hood thuggy street ghetto niggas that are crotched over a mac apple…or a pc desktop or laptop..

    ive never seen that shit in my life…never….

    take a pic…ill paypal you a 400…for that pic..

    because its like the holy grail…like the lochness monster…you never see that shit….

    if you see a hood nigga on a comp, laptop or desktop…flash the camera on that nigga…pull your berry or iphone…and take that pic..

    it will be a miracle…it never happens…ill pay you for it…

  28. Booster Says:

    anemic*

  29. A tribe called quest aka The Yankees are my daddy But my comment is still the greatest of all time Says:

    Aight, we got 10 teams.. 10 more to go… c’mon im trying to do the draft by tonight.. or else we gotta do it early tomorrow

  30. AmpGeez a.k.a Get Rich Or Blog Tryin' Says:

    This clown lol.

    Only on the internet do cats wild out like Uberthugs.

    Cause face to face with an actual human being, there would be none of this.

    This guy speaks in stereotypes. The tell tale sign of a fake nigga.

    And I never claimed to be a “Street Nigga”.

    That shit ain’t fly.

    But I do know the streets very well.

    My Ghetto Pass will always be good, whatever hood I’m in.

  31. Booster Says:

    sean coonery Says:

    October 26th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Please take a picture of all the hood thuggy street ghetto niggas that are crotched over a mac apple…or a pc desktop or laptop..

    ive never seen that shit in my life…never….

    take a pic…ill paypal you a 400…for that pic..

    because its like the holy grail…like the lochness monster…you never see that shit….

    if you see a hood nigga on a comp, laptop or desktop…flash the camera on that nigga…pull your berry or iphone…and take that pic..

    it will be a miracle…it never happens…ill pay you for it…

    ^^^^
    theres a hood nigga right here

  32. Mr. Damn, He Ain't Coppin' That, Is He? Says:

    why is it bad to be an e-thug

    i keep it real corporate (like beezy) but in the shkreets i keep it mad civilized

    why not?

    on the internets: “i wish a nicca would”

    in the shkreets: “Jim, your 9 iron is miraculous! Now let’s gather the wives and grab mimosas and omelettes at the country club.”

    on the internets: “nicca i’ll break your face”

    on the shkreets: “Ford has positioned itself well vis a vis its peers. They are already at break-even this quarter and may even turn a profit later this year – but the real issue is, is their performance sustainable, Jim. The jury’s still out.”

    on the internets: “i got your wifey with her legs in the air like dominique dawes”

    in the shkreets: “Rick! Cover of Crain’s! Amazing! This is a cause for celebration. Let’s book the Oak Room.”

    yall need to get like me *pops collar*

  33. Beezy Says:

    yo chea that shit has me in tears

    *mimosas and egg-white omellettes it up*

  34. A tribe called quest aka The Yankees are my daddy But my comment is still the greatest of all time Says:

    why is it bad to be an e-thug

    i keep it real corporate (like beezy) but in the shkreets i keep it mad civilized

    why not?

    on the internets: “i wish a nicca would”

    in the shkreets: “Jim, your 9 iron is miraculous! Now let’s gather the wives and grab mimosas and omelettes at the country club.”

    on the internets: “nicca i’ll break your face”

    on the shkreets: “Ford has positioned itself well vis a vis its peers. They are already at break-even this quarter and may even turn a profit later this year – but the real issue is, is their performance sustainable, Jim. The jury’s still out.”

    on the internets: “i got your wifey with her legs in the air like dominique dawes”

    in the shkreets: “Rick! Cover of Crain’s! Amazing! This is a cause for celebration. Let’s book the Oak Room.”

    yall need to get like me *pops collar*

    –*stops living*

  35. Beezy Says:

    image of gangsta on a laptop:

    nahright.com/2009/05/14/tony-yayo-candy-man/

  36. Booster Says:

    Mr. Damn, He Ain’t Coppin’ That, Is He? Says:

    October 26th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    why is it bad to be an e-thug

    i keep it real corporate (like beezy) but in the shkreets i keep it mad civilized

    why not?

    on the internets: “i wish a nicca would”

    in the shkreets: “Jim, your 9 iron is miraculous! Now let’s gather the wives and grab mimosas and omelettes at the country club.”

    on the internets: “nicca i’ll break your face”

    on the shkreets: “Ford has positioned itself well vis a vis its peers. They are already at break-even this quarter and may even turn a profit later this year – but the real issue is, is their performance sustainable, Jim. The jury’s still out.”

    on the internets: “i got your wifey with her legs in the air like dominique dawes”

    in the shkreets: “Rick! Cover of Crain’s! Amazing! This is a cause for celebration. Let’s book the Oak Room.”

    yall need to get like me *pops collar*

    ^^^^
    i cant stop laughing homey. dat shit is fucking funnny

  37. Plug Says:

    would yall like me to respond to sean coonery???

  38. Beezy Says:

    I blend the world of internet thuggery and real-life on the daily

    For instance, at a cigar bar I order a Phillies Blunt while my colleagues smoke cubans.

    While my bosses ask for a scotch, i sip Hennessey.

    When they approach married white women, I slap the ass of the waitress.

  39. Booster Says:

    @Mr. Damn, He Ain’t Coppin’ That, Is He? Says:

    October 26th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    yo fam u just taught me the term vis a vis. thanx bro

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