Video: VH1 Hip-Hop Honors 2009: Def Jam


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152 Responses to “Video: VH1 Hip-Hop Honors 2009: Def Jam”

  1. Voltron Says:

    Dante >>

  2. Mr.Londoner Says:

    REGION-BLOCKING CUNTS

  3. JALbert Says:

    Did Officer Ricky’s lawyers just send a takedown letter? Swore there was a Triple C’s post burning here an hour ago…

  4. Sangano Says:

    shit sucked … where’s the cipher ?

    Trey Songs butchered Regulators …. smh

  5. Voltron Says:

    Rawkus (1996-2002) >>>>>> Def Jam

  6. phatosas Says:

    Eminem can spit, straight up.

  7. Danielson a.k.a. My Blog Game Proper™ Says:

    And is this you Bol? roffle! what a geek!

    http://best.complex.com/2000s/Top-100-Internet-Videos/byron-crawford-on-the-parker-report

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Reply October 13, 2009 at 06:01 AM
    Jenny Craig said in reply to thatguy…

    nice rack! imagine Parker’s face if Bol would have pulled those sloppy tatas out and started sucking on his own nipples, roffle! he’d have gotten the number one slot on this gay poll. notice how big his sweatshirt is in this video. he’s so scared to expose his mammoth jabba the hut-like girth that he’s practically wearing a tent. that was 2 years ago. I’d imagine by now he’s gained another 500lbs, is bedridden and is no longer able to fit into traditional clothing. this fat blob of shit has to tie bedsheets across his shoulder like a toga. hats off to you fatman. keep this up and you’ll be dead by x-mas.

    ^
    *dies a thousand deaths*

  8. Danielson a.k.a. My Blog Game Proper™ Says:

    And is this you Bol? roffle! what a geek!

    best.complex.com/2000s/Top-100-Internet-Videos/byron-crawford-on-the-parker-report

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Reply October 13, 2009 at 06:01 AM
    Jenny Craig said in reply to thatguy…

    nice rack! imagine Parker’s face if Bol would have pulled those sloppy tatas out and started sucking on his own nipples, roffle! he’d have gotten the number one slot on this gay poll. notice how big his sweatshirt is in this video. he’s so scared to expose his mammoth jabba the hut-like girth that he’s practically wearing a tent. that was 2 years ago. I’d imagine by now he’s gained another 500lbs, is bedridden and is no longer able to fit into traditional clothing. this fat blob of shit has to tie bedsheets across his shoulder like a toga. hats off to you fatman. keep this up and you’ll be dead by x-mas.

    ^
    *dies a thousand deaths*

  9. HHF Says:

    Good show

  10. moresickaMC Says:

    smh@ LL boycotting the Def Jam honors

  11. plug Says:

    is that hustle man???

  12. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    sandrarose.com/2009/10/12/is-trey-gay-you-be-the-judge

    ^

    * Reads*
    * Sees quick ether on Drake*
    * Dies*

    “There is talk that Trey and (allegedly gay) actor/model Dorian Standberry (College Hill Atlanta) were intimate in the past until Trey dumped him for (allegedly gay) rapper Drake.”

  13. sean coonery Says:

    Poker face 119 up, 137 down love it hate it

    A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.

  14. sean coonery Says:

    I should of seriously went to college.

    Fuck.

    I would of went to an HBCU or All Black community college…

    just to fuck all the sluts, babymommas, strippers and black bitches….

    but i would caught a couple diseases and had a couple of kids…

    HBCU college sex life >> any college sex life

    Black Southern bitches are freaks…and they let you hit raw…and have kids with different men

  15. BSEENANDHEARD Says:

    # JALbert Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 4:50 am

    Did Officer Ricky’s lawyers just send a takedown letter? Swore there was a Triple C’s post burning here an hour ago…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Next thing you know… Somebody noticed a gaat damn triple c’s post was on here…. I heard six people were fired for that shit…. I agree too

  16. BSEENANDHEARD Says:

    All Black community college

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yes….a morning Roffle >>>> a morning coffee

  17. BSEENANDHEARD Says:

    The next pay per view I want to see is Baby Oil vs Foxy Brown’s tiddy’s

  18. spirit equality Says:

    i was pretty bored by a lot of the def jam honors performances. some of those songs aged *really* badly. public enemy rocked it though.

    i think vh-1 shoulda come off the loot to have the roots back *everyone’s* performance.

    scratch and jazzy jeff killed their turntable parts.

    eminem sounded like a squeaky voiced 12 year old trying to put bass in his voice when he did his rock the bells verse. black thought killed his parts though.

  19. sean coonery Says:

    I’m just saying…Im thankfull I never went to college…

    I would of had 6 or 7 kids…from bitches that look like Nikki Minaj, Lil Kim and Trina….

    real talk…I went raw all summer…the motto is…no rubbers this summer.

    i go raw when i do anal too…i like shit on my dick…bitches is filthy..

  20. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    remember when VH1 used to just play Meatloaf and John Mellencamp?

  21. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    sandrarose.com/2009/10/12/is-trey-gay-you-be-the-judge

    ^

    * Reads*
    * Sees quick ether on Drake*
    * Dies*

    “There is talk that Trey and (allegedly gay) actor/model Dorian Standberry (College Hill Atlanta) were intimate in the past until Trey dumped him for (allegedly gay) rapper Drake.”

    ^

    i’ll never look at Drake the same again

  22. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    ^
    paws

  23. BSEENANDHEARD Says:

    # sean coonery Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 8:54 am

    I’m just saying…Im thankfull I never went to college…

    I would of had 6 or 7 kids…from bitches that look like Nikki Minaj, Lil Kim and Trina….

    real talk…I went raw all summer…the motto is…no rubbers this summer.

    i go raw when i do anal too…i like shit on my dick…bitches is filthy..

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Aww Damn…… *has stroke*

    Nah but I refrain from rubbers too….but that keeps me at a maximum 2 chick rotation LoL

  24. Charles Oakley Says:

    open letter to kevin liles:

    Dear Kevin,

    I know crack seems like fun, and it is. But soon that fun will turn to negativity. Look in the mirror. You look like the black lindsay lohan. Put down the pipe and pick up a cheeseburger.

  25. Big Homie Says:

    What up Nahgers

  26. b-ease Says:

    moresickaMC Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 7:39 am
    smh@ LL boycotting the Def Jam honors

    ^^
    Official word is that he couldnt get out of filming his TV show. Take that as you will.

    *daps MC, Big Homie, Oak, BenHa, shotclock, spirit, and coons*

  27. Beezy Says:

    phatosas Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 5:58 am
    Eminem can spit, straight up.

    ^ayo

  28. b-ease Says:

    Charles Oakley Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:03 am
    open letter to kevin liles:

    Dear Kevin,

    I know crack seems like fun, and it is. But soon that fun will turn to negativity. Look in the mirror. You look like the black lindsay lohan. Put down the pipe and pick up a cheeseburger.

    ^^
    It’s not crack, its gastric bypass with a sprinking of AIDS.

  29. sean coonery Says:

    When you have sex without condoms…you see how wack and unpleasureable it is to have sex with rubbers..

    real talk condoms are wack…

    we going die anyway…who wants to live forever..

    everybody got diseases anyway…

  30. Big Homie Says:

    LL seemed like he was on crack when he was telling his stories last night

  31. sean coonery Says:

    Kevin Liles, Chris Lighty, Russell Simmons

    these are my idols…these are Niggers with Power…they have white people working for them…

    applaud them…They are safe niggers and acceptable negroes

    but they took over…

    i admire them…

  32. b-ease Says:

    LF : 8th day no green, and day 4 of no green or alcohol. Longest period of gone without both since I was 16 years old. My appetite has finally adjusted, I can fall asleep before 3am, my agginess has left, and my mind is clear.

    Short term memory is still fucked tho.

  33. Big Homie Says:

    Word…I still do not know what a condom is. Raw >

  34. b-ease Says:

    period of time > period of gone

  35. b-ease Says:

    I’m all for staying safe. But condoms are truly the worst invention ever. It’s 2009, and the only way I can get protection from STD’s is to roll a piece of plastic on my dick?!? This can’t be life…

  36. b-ease Says:

    who wants to live forever..

    ^^
    I’m not scared of death, but I wouldnt mind living forever in all honesty if I could keep my wits and health intact.

  37. sean coonery Says:

    I dont even fuck bitches in the pussy anymore…i dont wanna get em preggers…and i dont even bother pulling out..

    i just fuck bitches in the mouth

    or in the ass..

    but i strictly fuck bitches in their anal orifice only…no pussy for me…

    sometimes i get freaky and fuck their armpits…lol

  38. b-ease Says:

    I missed the show last nite, but I have no doubt VH1 will be showing it again within the next few days, if not tonight.

  39. sean coonery Says:

    I hate bagging my shit when I go to the groceries…

    raw sex is soo much fun…no homo

  40. Rey Says:

    VH1 Honors thing was awesome.

  41. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Word…I still do not know what a condom is. Raw >

    ^

    Nah i dunno how u lot go around smashing raw. i give u credit for it coz like coonery said smashin poon raw>>

    but im a hypochondriac. SMH at me thinking i had HIV coz i smashed a questionable chick raw and and got a fever 2 weeks later

    hypochondria FTL. Trust me

  42. mashout36 Says:

    It’s not crack, its gastric bypass with a sprinking of AIDS.
    ^
    DAMN SON

  43. Rey Says:

    *daps big homie, berns, sean coonery, beezy, oak*

  44. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    sometimes i get freaky and fuck their armpits…lol

    ^

    * Literally chokes on sandwich at office laughing until i start coughing*

  45. Big Homie Says:

    If I have doubts on mating with you without a rubber, I shouldn’t be matting with you in the first place. Glad out of all the women I went in I havent got preggers and caught anything. I got burnt once but it wasn’t my fault lol

  46. Big Homie Says:

    *daps Rey, London, Benardy, Beezy, Hootie and the rest*

  47. Asparaghost Says:

    i’m like a paraplege, I never known defeat

  48. Rey Says:

    # Asparaghost Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    i’m like a paraplege, I never known defeat

    ^^^

    From name to comment, this is HI-larious.

  49. PHD Says:

    now does LUPE understand why its so important to NOT f-up ATCQ lyrics?

    oh and Trey Songs needs to go back to dissing R Kelly and stay the hell away from Nate Dog

  50. Joey Profit$ Says:

    What Up Nah righteers?

    *daps all*

  51. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    If Nahgers bareback as much as they claim, many must have been burnt before

  52. Beezy Says:

    *daps all*

  53. b-ease Says:

    LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:30 am
    If Nahgers bareback as much as they claim, many must have been burnt before

    ^^
    Sure have. SMH…

    But you’re not gonna get AIDS from having unprotected vaginal sex. It’s not impossible per se, but highly, highly unlikely. Herpes should scare you more.

  54. cOLD Says:

    RE: Circle of Bosses Post.

    DV Says:

    October 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    So how does this work? Do they pay you an annual fee, or is it more of a monthly thing?

    ^roffs.

    morning peoples.

  55. cOLD Says:

    But you’re not gonna get AIDS from having unprotected vaginal sex. It’s not impossible per se, but highly, highly unlikely. Herpes should scare you more.

    ^ what ??? highly unliekly??? …. say word.

  56. Rey Says:

    What up cOLD?

    ~~~

    # PHD Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    now does LUPE understand why its so important to NOT f-up ATCQ lyrics?

    oh and Trey Songs needs to go back to dissing R Kelly and stay the hell away from Nate Dog

    ^^^

    Trey was terrible last nite. Can’t tell if KRS-1 had the greenlight to freestyle or if he pulled a Lupe. Wale DEFINITELY fucked up the lyrics to “Touch The Sky”. Pissed me off.

  57. cOLD Says:

    Them hookers in Atlantic City wont even ask you to put a condom on, they encourage you to go raw, from what I hear.

  58. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    But you’re not gonna get AIDS from having unprotected vaginal sex. It’s not impossible per se, but highly, highly unlikely. Herpes should scare you more.

    ^

    Didnt know this? You sure?

    I only thought it coz of my hypochondria. Its well documented by my doctors/friends.

    Herpes does scare me. Just went to clinic yesterday with a scare. Turnt out to be thrush as a result of both her and me being on antibiotics apparently

    Still that scare was enough for me to continue to strap-up

  59. Troyvul Says:

    But you’re not gonna get AIDS from having unprotected vaginal sex. It’s not impossible per se, but highly, highly unlikely. Herpes should scare you more.
    ^
    Word.

    *Daps all*

    You can hide a virus, not a huge open sores

  60. Big Homie Says:

    Watchin Trey do Nate Dogg last night was an embarrassment. Even him singing over Nate’s music in the background made it worst. They should of just had Warren do a solo.

  61. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    * daps cOLD*

    went back to the old moniker i see

    * daps Wale Beezy

  62. cOLD Says:

    sup Rey,ease,beezy,london the rest of youse

  63. Rey Says:

    No, really, Trey song was terrible. Warren G. was lookin’ at dude like he was Lil’ Mama. (nh)

  64. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    Watchin Trey do Nate Dogg last night was an embarrassment.

    ^

    ayo!

  65. zman Says:

    This doesnt work in europe :/

    Any possibilty of another source?

  66. Big Homie Says:

    LF: If Nicki Minaj or Rihanna asked me to lick their sweat off their buttcrack, I would have the biggest smile on my face and do it in a heartbeat.

  67. cOLD Says:

    went back to the old moniker i see

    ^ yessir.

  68. b-ease Says:

    Didnt know this? You sure?

    ^^
    Word. AIDS is a very sensitive virus. It can only be transmitted from direct contact, fluid to internal. Since the shaft is not prone to having juices enter since it contracts during sex, you should only be worried if you have a cut or open wound on your dick. nhjic.

  69. Rey Says:

    # LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Watchin Trey do Nate Dogg last night was an embarrassment.

    ^

    ayo!

    ^^^

    Roscoe’s Chicken and Roffles.

  70. b-ease Says:

    *daps cOLD, beezy, Rey, LDNbloke*

  71. Gravity Says:

    *daps room*

    Co-siggity on the smashing raw, I almost always underperform when i’m strapped. Thats like eating candy with the plastic still wrapped around it.

    @ BH, co-sig on a chic not being smash-worthy if you are worried abt if she’s clean..

    LF: Will ni99as please stop with the disclaimer on the most unpauseworthy statements. Eg.”I was walking my dog, no homo” FOH.

  72. Big Homie Says:

    Where is Wale anywho. I got to give him props for closing the show. Even though it sounded like he was mumbling some words, he closed the show. I bet he was high shit

  73. b-ease Says:

    LF : Dont eat Chipotles after 9pm, especially if your burrito has a shitload of black beans on it, no pun intended.

  74. Joey Profit$ Says:

    Why did DMX perform up in here up in here SMH

  75. Charles Oakley Says:

    LF: If Nicki Minaj or Rihanna asked me to lick their sweat off their buttcrack, I would have the biggest smile on my face and do it in a heartbeat.
    ^
    this

  76. Joe 88 Says:

    Foxy brown on hip hop honors >

    She’s back in the top 5. I don’t care if she’s blind, deaf, retarded, i’d still bite that ass

  77. Beezy Says:

    cOLD Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Them hookers in Atlantic City wont even ask you to put a condom on, they encourage you to go raw, from what I hear.

    ^my one homie always call the same “escort” everytime down there.

    She makes him strap up, but I dont know how it goes down with the street hookers.

  78. Big Homie Says:

    Why did DMX perform up in here up in here SMH

    ^ He should of done Get At Me Dog or Whats My Name. And I agree with those who were actually there at the honors that the live band sucked…even with Onyx too. Blank stare at every performance had dancers like Usher was performing. But other than that, the show was good though.

  79. Remixznflow Says:

    HTC TP2>>>>>>

    *daps all*

  80. Big Homie Says:

    So I’m finally a home owner. Where is a cheap place to buy furniture and kitchen stuff?

  81. Wale Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Where is Wale anywho. I got to give him props for closing the show. Even though it sounded like he was mumbling some words, he closed the show. I bet he was high shit

    ^Nigga STFU

  82. Wale Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:52 am
    So I’m finally a home owner. Where is a cheap place to buy furniture and kitchen stuff?

    ^ikea…..nigga.

  83. Gravity Says:

    So I’m finally a home owner. Where is a cheap place to buy furniture and kitchen stuff?

    ^^^^
    Whats the budget? Congrats BTW, took you long enough!

  84. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    MOTM is still album of the year.

  85. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    *daps and pounds*

  86. Rey Says:

    I thought the live band (Gym Class Heroes) was pretty good. Fredro killed his verse, Sticky? Mmm, not so much. Dude can’t yell like that anymore. Tough spot seeing as how epic the 3rd verse of Slam is.

    Also, Party Up went over HUUUUGE last nite. Went over way better than Hustlin’ and the Ja Rule set. Live Band > Backing Tracks.

    Ja should’ve done Put It On Me. The him and Ashanti reunion isn’t special enough to make up for the “just aight” performance, and they had a ton of time. Looks like Irv Gotti’s “Gotti’s Way” contract had some gems in it. #noshots

  87. b-ease Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:52 am
    So I’m finally a home owner.

    ^^
    Congrats.

  88. Big Homie Says:

    Yea I figured Ikea was the place

    Wale must be cOLD

  89. Joe 88 Says:

    took you long enough!

    ^Ayo!

  90. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    LF: If Nicki Minaj or Rihanna asked me to lick their sweat off their buttcrack, I would have the biggest smile on my face and do it in a heartbeat.

    ^

    no sign. just cos a female looks good in clothes dont mean her skin is right, up close.

  91. cOLD Says:

    She makes him strap up, but I dont know how it goes down with the street hookers.

    ^ yea escorts are a different animal, they pride themselves on being clean… Street hookers not so much.

  92. Big Homie Says:

    bease: thanks

    Rey: live band was cool, but it didnt work with those performances. I would of prefered the original beat played by the DJ on those.

  93. b-ease Says:

    Why did DMX perform up in here up in here SMH

    ^^
    I hate that song with all my heart (I think I said this yesterday).

    But if I’m not mistaken, it was his biggest Billboard hit, and even though its hiphonors, its still VH1, yknow?

  94. Big Homie Says:

    took you long enough!

    ^Ayo!

    ^ *DEAD*

  95. cOLD Says:

    Wale must be cOLD

    ^ no way fam, Wale is Beezy i think

  96. Joey Profit$ Says:

    ^ He should of done Get At Me Dog or Whats My Name. And I agree with those who were actually there at the honors that the live band sucked…even with Onyx too. Blank stare at every performance had dancers like Usher was performing. But other than that, the show was good though.

    ^^^^

    And who was the hispanic hype man for Earl?
    nigga never has a hype man?

  97. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    *edit

    Wale must be cOLD Beezy

  98. Rey Says:

    @ Big Homie– Congrats. Yeah, Ikea or Jennifer Convertibles is the way to go. Target’s not bad either.

  99. cOLD Says:

    LF: If Nicki Minaj or Rihanna asked me to lick their sweat off their buttcrack, I would have the biggest smile on my face and do it in a heartbeat.

    ^ you a step away from having them shit in you bro…

  100. b-ease Says:

    Wale must be cOLD

    ^^
    Guess again chief…

    Escorts >>>>>

    Sometimes you don’t feel like dealing with wifey or the jumps and you got a extra $150 bucks laying around, why not?

  101. Big Homie Says:

    Whats the budget? Congrats BTW, took you long enough!

    ^ I really have no budget. My money is long lol

    Just cheap. Once Im off probation, I will hardly be home. Ill only be home when Im smashing some random broad. I will hardly have people over my house since the majority of the people I know are black.

  102. Rey Says:

    @ Big Homie– I’ll give you “Slam”–that didn’t sound anything at all like the original beat, but I thought their version of “Party Up” was good.

  103. Joey Profit$ Says:

    And who the fuck was that ol ludacris lookin dude performing with Chuck D nigga was dancin on the stage spitting lines like it was his shit – lol. TERMINATOR X

  104. cOLD Says:

    Escorts >>>>>

    Sometimes you don’t feel like dealing with wifey or the jumps and you got a extra $150 bucks laying around, why not?

    ^ roffle @ niggas conditioned to getting side twat. I’m saying only if women looked at it like this, there would be a lot less divorces, break-ups and beefs in general.

    But if women were to get some side dizzick, niggas will be sick and want to shoot shit up.

  105. landLORD Says:

    *daps everyone*

  106. Rey Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Whats the budget? Congrats BTW, took you long enough!

    ^ I really have no budget. My money is long lol

    Just cheap. Once Im off probation, I will hardly be home. Ill only be home when Im smashing some random broad. I will hardly have people over my house since the majority of the people I know are black.

    ^^^

    LOL.. Ah man.

  107. Rey Says:

    *daps landLORD*

  108. landLORD Says:

    Anyone seen this Katt Williams flick,”Internet Dating”?….

    Shit was either hilariously corny…or ignorantly funny…

  109. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I will hardly have people over my house since the majority of the people I know are black.
    ^
    *Guillotined*

  110. Big Homie Says:

    Shit was either hilariously corny…or ignorantly funny…

    ^ sounds like Nahright

  111. Joe 88 Says:

    Escorts >>>>>

    Sometimes you don’t feel like dealing with wifey or the jumps and you got a extra $150 bucks laying around, why not?

    ^eh, I guess, I wont say I will never do it, but it’s something about the chase when it comes to women that makes the sex that much better, even with a girl/wifey, walking that tight rope of having a chick on the side is more thrilling than paying for it I guess.

    But i’m not mad at niggas that pay for it, everytime my homie goes out of town he pays for it, lol (n)

  112. Big Homie Says:

    No shots..most of the women I deal with are black..my friends are black. I love ya’ll.

    But its just that everytime I have yall over, yall either eat all my food or steal my belongings. Oh and borrowing something means, taking it and never bringing it back.

  113. BARPAN Says:

    *Drops stacks on penny stock*
    *Lurks Nah*
    *has a good day*

  114. Big Homie Says:

    All jokes aside, but I actually thought about being a male escort a few times. Any suggestions..good..bad..?

  115. Joe 88 Says:

    But if women were to get some side dizzick, niggas will be sick and want to shoot shit up.

    ^Yep. Niggas would be ready to suicide bomb some shit. One of my biggest fears of getting back into a relationship, i’m too young right now to have my head in the clouds, and it’s to much random ass floating around for me to settle down, but like katt williams said, it’s not all good being single, you and your boys go to the club, go home all of them got something to lay up with, while you in your kitchen in your boxers eating cup of noodle, alone like a mu’fukka, lol

  116. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Escorts >>>>>
    ^
    Word.

  117. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Question, do Escorts count as catching a body? Can i count them in my stats?

  118. Wale Says:

    Big Homie says:

    Wale must be cOLD

    ^nah I’m wearing a sweater…I’m very comfortable.

  119. cOLD Says:

    *daps joe, Land, D_ blizzy*

  120. cOLD Says:

    Wale Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Big Homie says:

    Wale must be cOLD

    ^nah I’m wearing a sweater…I’m very comfortable.

    ^roffs.

  121. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Daps all around.

  122. Joey Profit$ Says:

    ^nah I’m wearing a sweater…I’m very comfortable.

    ^^^^

    LOL

  123. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 10:10 am
    All jokes aside, but I actually thought about being a male escort a few times. Any suggestions..good..bad..?

    ^

    co-sign. I considered this as well. But apparently the market demand for males isnt actually that strong. And unless you going solo, getting a reputable agency is very difficult

  124. Joe 88 Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Question, do Escorts count as catching a body? Can i count them in my stats?

    ^No.

  125. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    ^No.
    ^
    Lol…i didn’t think so….i still count them…lol fuck it…

  126. Beezy Says:

    If you discount girls that fucked D_Block in exchange for cash, that nigga is still a virgin.

  127. cOLD Says:

    Question, do Escorts count as catching a body? Can i count them in my stats?

    ^ yea they count.

  128. b-ease Says:

    The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 9:55 am
    MOTM is still album of the year.

    ^^
    SMH…

  129. b-ease Says:

    D_Block_4_Life Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Question, do Escorts count as catching a body? Can i count them in my stats?

    ^^
    I would honestly lean towards “no” on that one.

  130. cOLD Says:

    Joey why escorts dont count a smash is a smash is a smash. So what you didnt have to put in work.

  131. Rey Says:

    Hot Chocolate, the beverage >>> (No homo)

  132. MissInfo.tv » Best part of VH1 Hip Hop Honors 2009: The vignettes Says:

    […] Dre posted the actual Hip Hop Honor’s show on Nahright. […]

  133. cOLD Says:

    Beezy Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 10:17 am
    If you discount girls that fucked D_Block in exchange for cash, that nigga is still a virgin.

    ^ shootouts are similar to the wild west….

  134. Gravity Says:

    @ BH, one of your peoples, Jap dude, got a store in Rockville, right off 355 called Poros K. The best in my opinion. Ikea and the like tend to fall apart in 1.5 years max.. This is that quality shit but he’ll bargain with you too so check it out.

    @ Joe 88, I see what you did ^ roffl.

  135. cOLD Says:

    there is a grey area as it pertains to escorts and chicks you have to trick on the get the puss. Why blur it any further. Pussy is pussy, if you smash you smash. A murder is a murder regardless axed on gunned the mother fucker down or even paid for the hit.

  136. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    Question, do Escorts count as catching a body? Can i count them in my stats?

    ^

    no way

  137. Big Homie Says:

    @ BH, one of your peoples, Jap dude

    ^ *roffles*

  138. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    MissInfo.tv » Best part of VH1 Hip Hop Honors 2009: The vignettes Says:

    October 14th, 2009 at 10:19 am
    […] Dre posted the actual Hip Hop Honor’s show on Nahright. […]

    ^

    Miss Info stay givin Dre props. He should try smash.

    * daps Miss Info if she lurking*

  139. cOLD Says:

    ease, joe, now london have all say they dont count, I’d like to know the reasoning.

  140. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    there is a grey area as it pertains to escorts and chicks you have to trick on the get the puss. Why blur it any further. Pussy is pussy, if you smash you smash. A murder is a murder regardless axed on gunned the mother fucker down or even paid for the hit
    ^
    Interesting.

  141. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    eruiruv e34 34 ddfgh

  142. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I think cOLD just stumped everybody in the room. nh

  143. Rey Says:

    You can’t count escorts for one simple reason:

    If Byron motherfucking Crawford started talking about the chicks he nailed (assuming he likes girls) and his numbers were better than yours, you’d probably faint. Then, if he said they were prostitutes, there’s no way he’d get props for that.

    Altho’, thinking about it, I suppose you could just weight the escorts differently.. like 1 point for a smash you had to work for, half a point for being drunk and thinking you were someone else, and .25 points for being hired help.

    NH.

  144. Gravity Says:

    Starnge how the subject of escorts is topic of discussion. I was rapping with my homie on MSN y’day and *dead* @ us actually tryna count how many chics we smashed. lol, we discounted two of his counts b’cos he paid for it. SMH @ self for him still winning the contest after the discounts. lol, I need to step my whoring game up.

  145. TheCo!!inB Says:

    my nigga E always told me if you’ve smashed more than 30 broads you’ve paid for pussy at least once.

  146. Rick the New Intern Says:

    listen, everyone better pay attention to this boy meets world release. this shit is on some monumental 1997 shit.

  147. cOLD Says:

    LL telling the story of how he got on >

  148. Joe 88 Says:

    cOLD Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Joey why escorts dont count a smash is a smash is a smash. So what you didnt have to put in work.

    ^How can you brag about paying for pussy? That’s what makes the bitch conversation with your niggas THAT much better imo, there’s no back story when you pay for it.

    Niggas fuck bitches for pleasure and bragging rights, like when the new chick move on the block, it’s not even about how good her love box is, it’s a comeptition between you and your guys on who can hit first, now if one of them paid for it, it’s like a false victory.

    paying for pussy = rigging a sports event to win. You won, but you didn’t win the correct way, so no, can’t put them on the body count, now if you wanna fantasize about them when your wacking off, be my guess (n) cause i’ve paid once or twice, but I don’t count them when in a debate with my niggas on who gets the most pussy

    you can’t talk big shit when you pay for pussy, for instance I tell my niggas all the time “I look better than ya’ll” (pause) and I have a legit argument cause I fucked alot of bitches, if I was tricking, I wouldn’t even be allowed in the conversation, i’d be the mad nigga in the corner mumbling under my breath “atleast I get pussy”

    lol

  149. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    Murder isnt the best Analogy to me – hunting is better.

    Counting stats has no real purpose but is in fact a testosterone, alpha male driven exercise of comparing ourselves to others – similar to hunting

    Killing the elephant and hanging the tusk in your living room is impressive. Buying the tusk from ebay isnt as much. I mean, yeah, you have the tusk, but the animal was already dead

    That’s the best answer – escorts/prostitutes are like hunting animals that are already dead – your money killed them and the hunt – there’s nothing impressive/to brag about in that

  150. soapy Says:

    Paying for pussy=winning a championship with the Yankees.

    Yeah you bought it, but that shit counts.

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