Video: Miss Info Talks 5 Mic Review of Illmatic

Oh you didn’t know Miss Info was a certified triple OG in this rap journalism shit? Back when The Source was still the Bible of the boom bap and the mics still meant something, Minya Oh, bka Miss Info, aka “Shortie”, had the foresight to anoint a classic. In this clip, she speaks with Media Gasface about what it meant to be handed that cassette and entrusted with the task of summarizing it’s dopeness for the rap nation. Read the now classic review after the jump.


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144 Responses to “Video: Miss Info Talks 5 Mic Review of Illmatic

  1. Big Homie Says:

    So she was the one

  2. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    * thinks of Miss Info’s tittys on GP*

    * realises she lurks @ Nah comments*

    * Hey Ma! *

  3. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    nice post, es.

    Nas @ Illmatic > all rappers

  4. LondonBloke: Lambeth Livin but Still Winnin Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    So she was the one

    ^

    Ol’ Who Gave Me That STD Quamire lookin ass nigga guy

  5. D_Block_4_Life aka heat the track up Like Adobo/Sazon/SOFRITO Says:

    Joe

    The Wu-tang consist of dust/coke and some niggas even smoke crack…i know you don’t hate them…and yes ODB was a crack head, this is a FACT.

  6. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    *kisses Miss Info’s Tyra forehead*

  7. D_Block_4_Life aka heat the track up Like Adobo/Sazon/SOFRITO Says:

    Lunch

  8. landLORD Says:

    Beezy says

    As someone who earlier professed to want them eradicated (which cannot possibly happen)

    ———-

    dont act like entire cultures and/or life species hevent disappeared from the face of the earth before…

    Sumerians?

    Atlantis?

    dinosaurs?

    you have no idea what the unknown can do … im just hoping for the best …

  9. landLORD Says:

    havent > hevent

  10. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Miss Info is that shit!!!!

  11. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    and yes ODB was a crack head, this is a FACT.

    ^

    so was DMX but them niggas was nothing less than prophets….

    everyone is ready for the half nekkid wandering crackhead but aint nobody ready for the functioning, money getting, deep thinking crackhead.

  12. Joe 88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    So she was the one

    ^Damn, you didn’t know that? Even I knew that, word to countless hours of rap documentaries.

  13. StrayBullet Says:

    That interview got straight Rick Roll’d… Props to Info, though!

  14. BARPAN Says:

    did she just get rick rolled….(c)background..lmao

  15. &What?! Says:

    ‘You T-Painin’ now’

    Hahahah Jay-Z is that nigga.

    WTF was Lil Mama even doing on the fucking stage in the first place? smh.

  16. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Damn near the whole Wu was on dust. Method Man mentions the shit all the type in his lyrics… Also listen to OB4CL I think Incarcerated Scarfaces when they are sniffing the coke before the track starts

  17. Beezy Says:

    what the fuck is dust?

    I only smoke sherm…and that Love Boat.

  18. farsideoff Says:

    terribly written review. The last sentence is “keep it real, baby.” Good god, maybe I can write for a hip hop mag one day too. Not to say illmatic doesn’t deserve 5 mics.

  19. Joe 88 Says:

    *Continues listening to Foxx a mil (from trill ent, wipe me down fame)*

    This boi goes hard (pause) great flow, nice voice (pause) good beat selection, he’s starting to remind me of mac from no limit (one of the best down south rappers ever)

  20. AntEscrow Says:

    ES-GOAT-BAR >>

  21. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Isnt it Nas’s Birthday. Happy born day b..

    Illmatic > JayZs best try

  22. Joe 88 Says:

    Rae mentions smoking dust on C.R.E.A.M.

  23. TS Says:

    LMFAO at Rick Roll’d in the background

  24. It'smesnitches Says:

    &What?! Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    ‘You T-Painin’ now’

    Hahahah Jay-Z is that nigga.

    WTF was Lil Mama even doing on the fucking stage in the first place? smh.

    ^
    I felt bad for home girl….

  25. Eastern_Digital Says:

    Damn, that Frenchie song is stupid dope.

  26. Hyperbole Says:

    landLORD Says:

    besides… crackers have fucked up Africa worse than America… mainly cause they live here and not there … so chill with the deportation of marcus garvey talk… cause this is the brown man’s country, FIRST … not the colonial devils’ shit… they stole this land, so its as much mine as theirs … speak on that…

    ^I don’t disagree with anything you said there. But you also live in a society whose cultural institutions were created by white people. As someone who earlier professed to want them eradicated (which cannot possibly happen) I fail to see why you don’t unburden yourself and live where they are not.

    Maybe because your comfortable with the comforts that this society has created for you and those you love?

    ^^^^

    My ol African Cultural Prof. Did jus that.. Nigga stays in Belize and comes back in the spring to teach.. He told us “fuck these crackers and their rules” Dude is real nigga.. He was in that documentary Crips and Bloods made in America… Shoutout 2 Prof. Ron Wilkins

  27. landLORD Says:

    london says

    Why you even bothering to fast b? Fasting is not the same as dieting btw

    ————

    nigga who said i was fasting ??… you must got me confused with kevfresco and chea…

  28. Big Homie Says:

    It Was Written >

  29. Digital Scales Says:

    I don’t know

  30. AmpGeez a.k.a Roll That S#!t, Light That S#!t, Smoke That S#!T Says:

    I knew a dust head when I was a kid. He was like 23-24. HEld his entire family hostage when he took a bad hit. They ended up calling SWAT to take him down. I know that nigga ended up in a padded room (no Budden) till he get his mind right.

  31. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    terribly written review. The last sentence is “keep it real, baby.” Good god, maybe I can write for a hip hop mag one day too. Not to say illmatic doesn’t deserve 5 mics.

    ^

    i think at the time the lingo was still relatively fresh aka white people werent saying it in commercials and shit.

  32. landLORD Says:

    speaking of fasting… its time to eat… no shots at my many Muslim friends …

  33. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Whoever is dicking down Miss Info IS the luckiest man alive. Fuck money, to have a chick thats looks that good AND challenges you mentally (cause she is a lowkey bitch, mean this in a good way tho) ANNNNNNNNNNND listens to HipHop with educated opinions formed by her roots in the very institution that helped build the genre.

  34. AmpGeez a.k.a Roll That S#!t, Light That S#!t, Smoke That S#!T Says:

    It Was Written >
    =====================
    Nasty Nas > God Son > Nas Escobar

  35. It'smesnitches Says:

    Lil Mama on stage with Jay would be the equivalent to what would happen if I showed up at the NR bbq

  36. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    Damn, that Frenchie song is stupid dope.

    ^

    French been releasing and rereleasing the same songs all year…the fuck is this Arabian doin?

  37. farsideoff Says:

    # The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    terribly written review. The last sentence is “keep it real, baby.” Good god, maybe I can write for a hip hop mag one day too. Not to say illmatic doesn’t deserve 5 mics.

    ^

    i think at the time the lingo was still relatively fresh aka white people werent saying it in commercials and shit.
    _ _ _ _
    that doesn’t matter, you don’t use “lingo” in professionally written reviews.

  38. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Shout out to Cadillac williams for being more productive than Reggie bush

    *daps Tribes drafting skills*

  39. THE-XFACTA Says:

    I still remember the first time I heard Illmatic.. I never thought any album could top that shit…… Well I was wrong about that, but this still was a dope, funky fresh album.. Word Em Up!

  40. landLORD Says:

    A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Whoever is dicking down Miss Info IS the luckiest man alive. Fuck money, to have a chick thats looks that good AND challenges you mentally

    ————-

    Tribe… a five pound bag of wet sand can challenge you mentally …

    sowhatchusayin?

  41. farsideoff Says:

    # A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Shout out to Cadillac williams for being more productive than Reggie bush

    *daps Tribes drafting skills*
    _ _ _ _
    damn, are you going to make an alternate twitter too (c) walesego

  42. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    Whoever is dicking down Miss Info IS the luckiest man alive. Fuck money, to have a chick thats looks that good AND challenges you mentally (cause she is a lowkey bitch, mean this in a good way tho) ANNNNNNNNNNND listens to HipHop with educated opinions formed by her roots in the very institution that helped build the genre.

    ^

    KILLA!

  43. London Bloke Says:

    nigga who said i was fasting ??… you must got me confused with kevfresco and chea…

    ^

    yh I did. My bad. But props for admitting u hate White people. I ain’t White and I dont know u but I didn’t like it that wen I mentioned it you and Joe88 we quick to jump on me [n]

  44. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Yo shout out to my moms for having me and giving up as a foster kid.. and then having 3 more kids that she gave up.. Good looking out

  45. Joe 88 Says:

    Tribe… a five pound bag of wet sand can challenge you mentally …

    sowhatchusayin?

    *Challenges kimbo slice and hulk hogan to a handicap match*

  46. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    that doesn’t matter, you don’t use “lingo” in professionally written reviews.

    ^

    it was the Source, not the New Yorker. different demographic.

  47. Digital Scales Says:

    landLORD Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Whoever is dicking down Miss Info IS the luckiest man alive. Fuck money, to have a chick thats looks that good AND challenges you mentally

    ————-

    Tribe… a five pound bag of wet sand can challenge you mentally …

    sowhatchusayin?
    ________

    On top either the lighting is bad or she fell off

    I was fucking something better than that Sat. night and i aint rich or goodlooking

  48. Zee! Says:

    At least she stepped her writing game up. This album review was kinda corny.

  49. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    img15.yfrog.com/img15/6281/2zk.jpg

  50. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    *Challenges kimbo slice and hulk hogan to a handicap match*

    ^

    speaking of…why was lady Gaga on crutches and had some chick in a wheelchair being rolled around on stage. what was that about?

    and how the fuck did Wale get on the VMA’s. people really do listen to that nigga shit, huh?

  51. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    On top either the lighting is bad or she fell off

    I was fucking something better than that Sat. night and i aint rich or goodlooking

    –Word, she did look a bit old. I like cougars tho

  52. Big Homie Says:

    img15.yfrog.com/img15/6281/2zk.jpg

    ^ lucky bastard

  53. Joe 88 Says:

    I ain’t White and I dont know u but I didn’t like it that wen I mentioned it you and Joe88 we quick to jump on me [n]

    ^lol, I wasn’t jumping on you, but it’s like watching the same show with different charactors, everyone thought land hated white people as a whole, but I never got that vibe because of his sports knowledge alone.

    *Even tho land hates carmelo anthony he’s still the big homie (no nah right commentor)*

  54. TheCo!!inB Says:

    “Chop the O, sprinkle a little SNOW inside the optimo” -Ghost, Nutmeg-
    and they got a gang of other bars illuding to their drug choices.

  55. Big Homie Says:

    I think Illmatic was better but I listened to It Was Written more. I like it more because it was a longer one from Nas

  56. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Tribe… a five pound bag of wet sand can challenge you mentally …

    sowhatchusayin?

    –Present the wet bag of sand motherfucker!!!!!!!!

  57. Joe 88 Says:

    >>>I was fucking something better than that Sat. night and i aint rich or goodlooking

    ^yeah you is pretty ugly (pause) so congrads, lol

  58. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    img15.yfrog.com/img15/6281/2zk.jpg

    ^

    i’m sayin…Ye dont even rmmbr wat its like to have just one coochie in the bed.

  59. farsideoff Says:

    # A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    img15.yfrog.com/img15/6281/2zk.jpg
    _ _ _ _
    it’s pictures like this that make me think amber doesn’t even talk most days. She’s just an accessory for kanye, like that leather shirt…

  60. Digital Scales Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    >>>I was fucking something better than that Sat. night and i aint rich or goodlooking

    ^yeah you is pretty ugly (pause) so congrads, lol
    ____

    Leave it to Kenan Thompson stunt double to cosign this lol

  61. sean coonery Says:

    Nahright.com is breeding grouns for racism, ignorance, materialism, sexism and homosexuality.

    It’s disgusting. Nation and Eskay need to clean this shit up.

    It’s becoming the Black Stormfront.com

  62. London Bloke Says:

    * waits for complex top 5 rappers who smoke dust*

  63. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    *Even tho land hates carmelo anthony he’s still the big homie (no nah right commentor)*

    —-

    How the fuck can you hate Carmello? That nigga has to be the most aggressive nigga in the NBA.. That nigga goes hard!!

  64. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Lady Gaga’s performance was dope last night. Her stage voice is just as good as her studio voice. bitch gets props from me…..weird ass girl tho.

  65. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    it’s pictures like this that make me think amber doesn’t even talk most days. She’s just an accessory for kanye, like that leather shirt…

    ^

    ….and……

  66. JuanMarx Says:

    That review is written like shit. An 8th grader could write that.

  67. Joe 88 Says:

    img15.yfrog.com/img15/6281/2zk.jpg

    ^Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Once again, i’m sorry miss amber rose, your head doesn’t look like a egg custard snowball without the straw, you are simply amazing.

  68. landLORD Says:

    London says

    But props for admitting u hate White people. I ain’t White and I dont know u but I didn’t like it that wen I mentioned it you and Joe88 we quick to jump on me [n]

    ————

    oh its cool London… as far as you’re concerned, bygones been gone, its just bloggin … i try to control and conceal my emotions regarding them (whites)… but its a daily struggle, especially when i deal with their bullshit, trickery and deception on a daily basis … some things can only be resolved by nature … until then…………………….

  69. sean coonery Says:

    Can someone tell me…Why ‘Ye is wearing timbs again? not constructs but black timbs..

    Kanye has 1,000 dollar LV Sneakers and 215 dollar Nike Sneakers…and he’s wearing 100 dollar Timberland boots..

    Wtf….will the sheep follow and wear Timbs with skin tight skinny jeans?

  70. Joe 88 Says:

    >How the fuck can you hate Carmello? That nigga has to be the most aggressive nigga in the NBA.. That nigga goes hard!!

    ^Land wasn’t fucking with the nigga after the whole madison brawl that went down a few years ago.

  71. THE-XFACTA Says:

    The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    and how the fuck did Wale get on the VMA’s. people really do listen to that nigga shit, huh?

    —–

    Joe 88 could have been there too, but he was concerned Wale would body him on the red carpet

  72. London Bloke Says:

    I like it more because it was a longer one from Nas

    ^
    unacceptable behaviour

  73. &What?! Says:

    I wonder if Asher Roth gotta meet Eminem last night..

    would be mega dope if they performed a song together.

  74. Digital Scales Says:

    She’s a sex slave

    And a sexy one at that

  75. farsideoff Says:

    # The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    it’s pictures like this that make me think amber doesn’t even talk most days. She’s just an accessory for kanye, like that leather shirt…

    ^

    ….and……

    _ _ _ _
    and i don’t why the fuck he would make her wifey status, her appeal runs out fast.

  76. landLORD Says:

    Tribe says

    –Present the wet bag of sand motherfucker!!!!!!!!

    ———–

    *drowns in myrtle beach*

  77. sean coonery Says:

    Melo is terry cloth soft…that nigga is charming tissue paper soft…he’s feathers in a pillow soft….he’s goose feather in the triple fat goose soft..

    I seen that nigga in those BMORE HOOD DVDs….straight up a fronter..

  78. Joe 88 Says:

    Leave it to Kenan Thompson stunt double to cosign this lol

    ^lol. I’m just saying, you look like a light skin jolly green giant. And your face is bigger than normal people faces, lol

    no shots

  79. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    i do wish my girl liked hip hop tho…

  80. Big Homie Says:

    Would of been funny if Joe took the stage and grabbed the mic from Wale

  81. sean coonery Says:

    Melo is the Most Aggressive NBA Player?…He Goes hard?

    Might as well say D.Wade is and add Kobe Bryant to that list too…

    Them niggas is tampon soft…

  82. Digital Scales Says:

    Broadway wtf why you talking about my face lol

    That’s crazy, we not even friends on myspace how you see my pics

    Joe you funny

  83. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    She’s a sex slave

    And a sexy one at that

    ^

    this….

  84. sean coonery Says:

    Wale would beat the shit out of Joe 88….Joe 88 knows better..

    It would been DC vs. B-More….Joe don’t want that drama…

    Wale got shooters and goons…he built for that..

    *sarkastic*

  85. &What?! Says:

    I got a pic of Amber Rose with her titties out on some beach on my pc.. and they don’t look nearly as big as they do in all them pictures from the VMAs..

  86. Joe 88 Says:

    Melo is terry cloth soft…that nigga is charming tissue paper soft…he’s feathers in a pillow soft….he’s goose feather in the triple fat goose soft..

    I seen that nigga in those BMORE HOOD DVDs….straight up a fronter..

    ^Maybe, but them niggas beside him would kill everybody you know at the drop of a hat. Straight face, don’t fuck with them whitelock, and myrtle ave niggas.

    What basketball player you ever seen with his block name on the side of his sneakers? He’s simply the realest nigga in the NBA, fuck getting locked up (zach randolph) or claiming to be in a gang (stephen jackson) I know for a fact that nigga connected

  87. sean coonery Says:

    Am I the only dude that thinks..

    It was written > Illmatic

    ?

  88. London Bloke Says:

    Joe 88 could have been there too, but he was concerned Wale would body him on the red carpet

    ^
    *dead*

  89. Remixznflow Says:

    img15.yfrog.com/img15/6281/2zk.jpg

    …not fair… yeah i said it..

  90. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Fuck carmelo, that sucker punch ass nigga.

    JR > melo

    as far as toughness

  91. sean coonery Says:

    Ron Artest, Kenyon Martin

    are agressive players, they go hard!!!!

    Melo does not.

  92. Joe 88 Says:

    lol @ Digi, I haven’t been on myspace in months, but I might have you confused with someone else from nah right, but if that’s you, you have a huge face, lol. No shots

  93. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Am I the only dude that thinks..

    It was written > Illmatic

    ?

    –i believe bease was trying to make this case. You can sit in the same corner tho

  94. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    lol @ Digi, I haven’t been on myspace in months, but I might have you confused with someone else from nah right, but if that’s you, you have a huge face, lol. No shots

    “My my you have a huge face”

    “The bigger to bust nuts on my pretty”

  95. &What?! Says:

    Elzhi – The Preface >

  96. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Joe 88 could have been there too, but he was concerned Wale would body him on the red carpet

    ^
    *dead*

    –lmfaooooooo

  97. landLORD Says:

    after the Denver – LA series in this year’s playoffs, i have a newfound respect for Carmelo … he seems to be growing up, mentally … Denver media reports that AI was a horrible influence, and was keeping him and JRSmith in the clubs all night and morning, and since AI left, they both woke up and became more professional… good for them … too many young niggas looked up to the trifling Iverson … like they did Tupac … no shots fired at the state of Maryland …

  98. sean coonery Says:

    Niggas Who Go Hard: THE LIST
    1. Stephen Jackson….STRAIGHT UP GOONIE
    2. Ron Artest….Manic Depressive…Bi-Polar
    3. Kenyon Martin…bodying dudes on the court
    4. Zach Randolph..locked up, smokes, punches people on court
    5. Bruce Bowen…dirtiest player ever…asked Vince Carter

    these dudes go very hard…they are agressive

  99. THE-XFACTA Says:

    sean coonery Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Ron Artest, Kenyon Martin

    are agressive players, they go hard!!!!

    Melo does not.

    —-

    obviously you dont watch basketball.. Kenyon Martin is aggressive? When in Cincinnati? That nigga is soft.. He has a fucking pair of lips on his fucking neck.. What the fuck is gangsta ’bout that?

  100. miltee Says:

    uhhh, wasn’t memory lane produced by dj premier?

  101. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    J. Lo still lookin scrumptious

  102. Eastern_Digital Says:

    * waits for complex top 5 rappers who smoke dust*

    ^^^^
    *waits for Internet Soldiers to get mad when Joe Budden isnt #1*

  103. landLORD Says:

    &What?! Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    I got a pic of Amber Rose with her titties out on some beach on my pc.. and they don’t look nearly as big as they do in all them pictures from the VMAs..

    ———–

    WORD… WTF is that all about?…

  104. sean coonery Says:

    I like aggresive dudes on the basketball court…If you go hard at a nigga…you can make him back down…and indimate them..

    I’ve intimadated a lot of dudes pick up games….they never play the same…

    they pass up on taking that shot…and pass it….

    they get scared..

    INTIMIDATION IS KEY…you can win or lose a game like that..

  105. Remixznflow Says:

    # THE-XFACTA Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    sean coonery Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Ron Artest, Kenyon Martin

    are agressive players, they go hard!!!!

    Melo does not.

    —-

    obviously you dont watch basketball.. Kenyon Martin is aggressive? When in Cincinnati? That nigga is soft.. He has a fucking pair of lips on his fucking neck.. What the fuck is gangsta ’bout that?

    ^
    you canNOT deny that logic… sorry

  106. &What?! Says:

    Bruce Bowen retired.

    Denver is the most gangsta team, especially when Iverson was there.

    They could have a starting 5 all tatted up, with the headband to match.. they look like they straight up from the corner.

  107. THE-XFACTA Says:

    landLORD Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    after the Denver – LA series in this year’s playoffs, i have a newfound respect for Carmelo … he seems to be growing up, mentally … Denver media reports that AI was a horrible influence, and was keeping him and JRSmith in the clubs all night and morning, and since AI left, they both woke up and became more professional… good for them … too many young niggas looked up to the trifling Iverson … like they did Tupac … no shots fired at the state of Maryland …

    ——

    *Daps Land for dropping the science that I expect from him on the daily*

  108. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    *is threaten by Carmelo*

    *Hires Nate Robinson as bodyguard*

    *Lives to be 57 where i eventually die of sex related heart attack*

  109. landLORD Says:

    1

  110. sean coonery Says:

    X-Facta…Kenyon Martin would body slam your neck on the basketball court..and proceed to pummell your face..

    He got that tatoo for trina…he a sucker for love..

    All gangsta and thugs are sucker for loves..

    they will kill a nigga…but they will fall in love with a slut..

  111. &What?! Says:

    WORD… WTF is that all about?…

    ^^

    I dunno, but ‘She got an ass that could swallow a g-string, and uptop 2 bee stings’.. Kanye was sure as hell talking about Amber haha.

  112. THE-XFACTA Says:

    lmmfao @ Hoots

  113. sean coonery Says:

    Tattoos dont make you gangsta.

    Game and Lil Wayne are tatted up…but they bend over for Baby/Birdman and Dr. Dre/50 Cent

  114. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    hol up….Ash Roth lookin like a straight pedo at the VMA’s

    *deadeadeadead*

  115. sean coonery Says:

    I know plenty of niggas that are tattooed like they in a biker gang.

    Them dudes take it up the shit pipe.

  116. Lanna Jouja Says:

    kenyon martin is a goon on the court…what basketball have you been watching?

  117. Joe 88 Says:

    Yeah that is trina lips on his neck, but I can’t take nothing away from kenyon, since denver is my favorite team right now, and he’s a beast on the court, only person in the league that aint really scared of him is kobe (and I hate that bitch ass rapist)

  118. London Bloke Says:

    * comments to see newer comments*

  119. THE-XFACTA Says:

    sean coonery Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Tattoos dont make you gangsta.

    Game and Lil Wayne are tatted up…but they bend over for Baby/Birdman and Dr. Dre/50 Cent

    ———

    *Allows Cookie Magic Johnson to sit on my face after a breakout*

  120. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Asher roth looks liked a gay French director

  121. sean coonery Says:

    *gets tattoos all over body*

    *wears jordan headband*

    *sags short shorts*

    *has braids*

    *throws up gang signs whilst not being affiliated*

    *is labeled as a gangsta, thug or goonie on ESPN sportscenter*

  122. sean coonery Says:

    Stephen Jackson vs. Kenyon Martin would be a good fight..

    Stephen Jackson vs. Ron Artest….I got Ron Ron backing down Thugson

    Kenyon Martin vs. Ron Artest….Ronny got this

  123. Joe 88 Says:

    But on the real, best belive, take it from someone that knows, carmelo goons are nothing to play with, on the stop snitching dvd he said he could put a hit on the nigga in baltimore that dissed him in a rap, and I never heard from that nigga again, straight face, he’s the only representer from here right now, so you know how niggas do, they’ll go to the extreme to protect that nigga.

  124. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 14th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Yeah that is trina lips on his neck, but I can’t take nothing away from kenyon, since denver is my favorite team right now, and he’s a beast on the court, only person in the league that aint really scared of him is kobe (and I hate that bitch ass rapist)

    —-

    Ya niggaz are retarted.. Being a goon and a good player are two different things. This fucking CLOWN gets paid 14m to avg 8 points and 6.5 rebounds a game.. GTFOH.. The nigga is washed up, over paid and Jason Kidd made his stupid ass… Speaking of Jason Kidd is it just me or are ya glad he got a divorce so we dont have to see his kid with the EXTRA LARGE Fucking ChromeDome

  125. sean coonery Says:

    Stephen Jackson is that dude though…hes at strip clubs..in shootouts…surviving being run over…Beating Detroit fans…Stepping to Ben Wallace/Rasheed Wallace..

    He’s a menace..

  126. A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:

    Xfacta goes in on the Cookie Johnson ether

  127. Lanna Jouja Says:

    Kenyon Martins lips on his neck makes him look real psycho and lunatic like….If he had just a couple of tatoos and lips, then I would be like this dude is soft…but this nigga got skull and bones, and swords and crack pipes all over his body with Lips on his neck….thats a crazy dude…He got bi-polar or some shit…nigga will go in psycho mode and then just start laughing…cant fuck with that.

  128. sean coonery Says:

    Jason Kidd wife is a milf….Jason Kidd is a playa though..I heard every city he goes too…he’s pulling young dimes..

  129. Joe 88 Says:

    LF: No one is scared of ron artest, after he walked in on niggas in showers, giving them compliments and shit, he didn’t even put in work on the dude in the crowd in the brawl, but he did flatline a fat white pistons fan, i’ll give him that, stephen jackson and Jermaine O’neal really put in the work, watch the footage

  130. sean coonery Says:

    Carmelo is a goon? He can put a hit out on a nigga? He got goons that will kill?

    Why the fuck would Melo do that…he’s rich with Jordan Endorsements and makes million with the Denver Nuggets..

    wtf…would he murder someone…and jeopardize all of that…

    It would be like Max B part 2…

    Melo is not street….

    Hood DVDs dont make you gangsta…I don’t care how many goons you got, how many guns you flashing or how much crack you pumpin..

  131. THE-XFACTA Says:

    That nigga Kenyon Martin can’t talk.. Dont the nigga got that Terets Syndrome? I remember one day Lisa Salters was interviewing that nigga and he just started jerking and blinking for no reason.. You should have seen that bitch backing up slowly.. priceless

  132. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    yo tribe..

    you know anyone that buys Pitbull’s music? cos i dont know no one that does, yet he still around.

  133. sean coonery Says:

    Kenyon Martin and Ron Artest would be a good fight…because Kenyon Martin has that nervous tick..and Ron Artest is just a crazy psycho…

    They would murder each other..

  134. Lanna Jouja Says:

    ron artest would whup stephen jackson’s ass. Jackson is just a straight up thug….artest and martin are psychos…although my money is on ron in a fight…I do believe martin is about toting them thangs though.

    martin is more of a thug psycho…artest is a good guy psycho…but really crazy

  135. Jersey*made*me Says:

    nice post, es.

    Nas @ It Was Written > all rappers

    *fixed*

  136. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    good god, Kimora fell the fuck off.

    applaud lil Russell for knowing when to cash out.

  137. sean coonery Says:

    The problem is that these rich dudes…are still trying to be street…flashing guns, with their 20 goons…talking about putting hits out on niggas like a mob boss..

    GTFOH…

  138. Joe 88 Says:

    >>>Ya niggaz are retarted.. Being a goon and a good player are two different things. This fucking CLOWN gets paid 14m to avg 8 points and 6.5 rebounds a game.. GTFOH.. The nigga is washed up

    ^Co-fucking-sign, I felt the same way for years, a okafor type player would fit perfectly in our starting 5, I can’t wait til his contract is up, but can’t front, he stepped it up last playoffs. And he compliments a healthy NeNe (remember, both of them niggas stayed banged up) and he can stick mulit-guards like rudy gay, kobe, etc

  139. sean coonery Says:

    Artest is not a thug….He is just labeled one by Espn and White America..

    Ron Artest is just crazy…and built like a linebacker/fullback..

    Like he will kill you….but you wont see Ron Artest on the block kicking with thugs…holding pistols or selling drugs…

  140. The Shot Clock aka Nahdebayor Says:

    i’d rather go toe to toe with a thug than a crazy person tho.

  141. Lanna Jouja Says:

    true at hootie…

    artest aint really a thug…stephen jackson and kenyon are more of the thug type though..

  142. Lanna Jouja Says:

    dahntay jones was a court goon, but he aint no street goon…

    big difference between a goon on the court and a goon on the street…MELO is neither…he’s a poser/fronter….though melo is one of my favorite players

  143. Joe 88 Says:

    @sean

    Trust me, I know atleast 8 of the 150 man entorage carmelo has on deck, these niggas is serious. It was a bad move by carmelo to be in the flick, but I got him on several other baltimore hood DVD’s (one love dvd vol-7) he’s on there, jadakiss, kevin hart, etc and he wasn’t acting like a thug, he doesn’t need to, it was just the people around him that was filming the stop snitching dvd, they was asking him stupid “let’s get locked up” questions. And melo responded, no one in baltimore knew what type of press there dvd was gonna get

    truthfully, baltimore started the stop snitching movement, even tho it’s always been a code in the streets, we started it, now it’s niggas in the chi, the bay, etc making stop snitching dvd’s, smfh, only niggas getting locked up for them is baltimore niggas, once skinny suge dropped stop snitching 2, they sat his ass down for some numbers, smfh, i’ma watch my dvd tonight, bring back memories

  144. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Gary Payton made Jason Kid cry during a pick up game in LA. Gary Payton may have been the most shit talkingest nigga on the court next to Jordan

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