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Complex Has an Excerpt From Jay-Z’s Book

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Not really. It’s actually a parody, but it’s pretty hilarious.

People love to talk about lyrics: punchlines, puns, double meanings, you name it. And no one is as fond of his own cleverness as one Shawn Carter. To that end, Jiggaman has reportedly inked a deal to write a book called Decoded, wherein he delves into his own inexhaustible arsenal of wit and wordplay to explain what he meant by many of his favorite lines. “I’m gonna pick the select ones,” he told a radio DJ, “all the double entendres and things that people may have missed or may have gotten and want confirmation on it.” Forgive us if we were a little skeptical at first, but it just didn’t sound like anything we’d want to shell out $24.95 for ($9.95 for the Kindle edition—holla at us, Steve Bezos!). But as with so many times before, it turned out that we were wrong. We got a look at a preview of Decoded, and the shit is absolute fire! If you thought you knew what was going through Jay’s mind when he penned his joints (without the pen), you had no idea. Even his not-so-incredible tracks are testament to his penchant for cryptic allusion and restless philosophical examination. Don’t believe us? Peep the excerpt below* to see the thought process behind his 2003 hit “Change Clothes.” And you thought it was just about girls and brand names…

And here’s one of Jay’s interpretations:

Yeah ma, your dude is back, Maybach coupe is back
Jay Says: [Funny story: what I actually said was “May McCoo is back”–you know, because I’ve always been a huge Marilyn McCoo fan. But people got it twisted, and then I had to buy a fucking $400,000 car because of it.]

Link: An Exclusive Excerpt From Jay-Z’s Book “Decoded”


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27 Responses to “Complex Has an Excerpt From Jay-Z’s Book”

  1. FRANCOIS Says:

    >>>>>A tribe called quest aka No Draws unda Im Big Brotha Thunda Says:
    “LOL…nah moreno = nigga in spanish pretty much, at least here in ny”

    “moreno” means “dark” or “black” but not “ni***”; it is never used in a deragatory way. it actually refers to dark skin or shade of drakness.

    there is the horrible “PRIETO”; it is mostly used by dominicans or other ethnic latino/a groups from the carribean.

    and in colombia and other parts of latin america, the word “Negrito” which comes fromthe word “negro”, which means “black” is used as a term of endearment; it is used towards people who are of olive, brown, caramel, and black shades

    im from CORONA, Queens

  2. Stryfe Says:

    ^ Didn’t read / don’t care. Patron anyone?

  3. Aram "Mr. Coke is a Popular Drug" aka Alfable Alpaca aka Congenial Complexion Says:

    men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_10178

  4. Aram "Mr. Coke is a Popular Drug" aka Alfable Alpaca aka Congenial Complexion Says:

    im from CORONA, Queens

    ^^^
    Fams quit this shit

  5. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Its a known fact half black x half italian = FINE

    ^^

    This.

    I had an Italian/Black chick on the roster who looked like Sade.

    Marone

  6. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    Peace to errybody who aint casket.

  7. geico lizard Says:

    Stryfe Says:

    July 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    ^ Patron anyone?

    ^
    *raises hand and glass*

  8. FRANCOIS Says:

    Aram “Mr. Coke is a Popular Drug” aka Alfable Alpaca aka Congenial Complexion Says:

    July 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    im from CORONA, Queens

    ^^^
    Fams quit this shit
    __________________________

    ?

  9. non sequitur Says:

    Bubblin’ in Dublin

  10. Plastic on My Sofa Says:

    Even his not-so-incredible tracks are testament to his penchant for cryptic allusion and restless philosophical examination.
    ========

    lol jay-z in no philosopher

  11. FaMs! Says:

    Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    July 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Peace to errybody who aint casket.

    ____________________

    Peace Phillmatic

  12. Stryfe Says:

    # geico lizard Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Stryfe Says:

    July 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    ^ Patron anyone?

    ^
    *raises hand and glass*

    ^ *Pours Patron on Geico Lizard’s Glass*

    *This Is How We Do It starts playing*

    Fucking classic.

  13. rex hussla Says:

    *looks in nah lite*

    *cops Fila Wu Tang Boots*

    *rocks with shorts and wifebeater*

  14. YBE Says:

    this is the opposite of funny…

    these complex dudes suck 4real…

  15. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    lol jay-z in no philosopher

    ^^

    I’m sayin though. I’d rather read a Nas book where he breaks down all the shit like the album covers etc….

  16. FaMs! Says:

    I’m out this shit isn’t funny no more..it’s actually sad,

    I exposed the screen name bullshit and niggas still frontin’

    eskay for real son, it’s wack quit playin’

  17. spotrusherz Says:

    i don’t think eskay posted the video but raekwon saying joe budden looks like he would call the police is straight comedy

  18. spotrusherz Says:

    content.onsmash.com/archives/21507

  19. FaMs! Says:

    YBE Says:

    July 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    this is the opposite of funny…

    these complex dudes suck 4real…
    __________________

    You have no idea

  20. GorillaJoe AKA Chief Ali Says:

    # Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    lol jay-z in no philosopher

    ^^

    I’m sayin though. I’d rather read a Nas book where he breaks down all the shit like the album covers etc….
    ——————————————————————————————

    Word.

    I’d rather read the Wu Tang joint though, that 5 percenter shit is dumb interesting.

  21. FaMs! Says:

    spotrusherz Says:

    July 16th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    content.onsmash.com/archives/21507
    __________________

    wassup spotrusherz…if this spot from NT or HT, then you know me

    what’s good? you know newness back up?

    post that link in general over there

  22. NovemberEnd aka Respect The Architect Never Test The Elohim Says:

    “Look man, you wanna see me locked up, shot up
    Moms crotched up over the casket, screamin bastard
    Crying, know my friends is lyin
    Yall know who killed Im filled Im with the lugars from they rugers
    Or they desert, dyin aint the shit but its present”

  23. nope Says:

    yo there is NO WAY he said May Mccoo is back thats bullshit he OBVIOUSLY says May BACH you can hear him say the b why is he lying?

  24. YBE Says:

    ^^^ SMH

  25. young hov Says:

    yo there is NO WAY he said May Mccoo is back thats bullshit he OBVIOUSLY says May BACH you can hear him say the b why is he lying?
    ^^^
    Someone please hand this nigga a shotty to off himself

  26. Killar Says:

    HOV is that dude!
    JAY_Z KIDNAPPED, FORCED TO RAP IN AUTO-TUNE this is LOL
    http://pdashmedia.com/?p=1678

  27. SOUPERVILLIAN Says:

    NOT HALF AS FUNNY AS GAY-Z’S FACE IN THAT PIC

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