Alfamega Stays Losing

Imagine: Your rap career comes to a screeching halt after you’re outed as a DEA snitch and your boss publicly fires you for failing to disclose the details of your past. Unfortunately for you, while all of this is playing out, you’re sitting in a Fulton County jail cell on felony charges of weapons possession and obstruction of justice. As it turns out, a week prior, you were stopped by cops who found a loaded pistol in your SUV and tried to arrest you. You, being the goon that you are, resisted arrest, were sprayed with pepper spray, chased, and hit with a baton before leaping 30 feet from a parking garage and shattering your ankle bone.

Alfamega, this is your life.


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34 Responses to “Alfamega Stays Losing”

  1. nation Says:

    ­­­You, being the goon that you are, resisted arrest, were sprayed with pepper spray, chased, and hit with a baton before leaping 30 feet from a parking garage and shattering your ankle bone.

    ^ you obviously used the wrong pic

  2. geico lizard Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    May 13th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    ^^Has unprotected sex with amy winehouse! Pinky

    ****SMH @ the homie Twista…

    ^
    co-sign. alot of rappers have some suspect looking baby mommas

  3. RIGZ Says:

    before leaping 30 feet from a parking garage and shattering your ankle bone.

    ^^^

    Dude thinks his life is a movie f’real f’real lol

  4. geico lizard Says:

    “You, being the goon that you are, resisted arrest, were sprayed with pepper spray, chased, and hit with a baton before leaping 30 feet from a parking garage and shattering your ankle bone.”

    ^
    He has been watching too much “24”.

  5. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    *dedicates “You Had a Bad Day Week” to Alfamega

  6. RIGZ Says:

    Alfamega bout to be on suicide watch

  7. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    i hope the guards took his shoelaces and bedsheets

  8. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    GATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  9. PHENOMENON Says:

    Alfamega’s life in a nutshell. [ll]

    TinyURL.com/Failure1

  10. Da Says:

    this makes Ricky Ross look like an angel

  11. PHENOMENON Says:

    RAWSE’s wings lost.

  12. Legend Says:

    lmfaooooo. this guy makes Officer Ricky look like a hero

  13. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    damn I can’t believe his bone was sticking out of his ankle and shit.

    and the fact that he’s been pepper sprayed so many times he’s immune to its effects LOL

  14. PW Says:

    Damn…this nigga lost.

  15. Big Homie Says:

    Imagine: if TI and Alfamega did time together

  16. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people’s privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

    ^^

  17. Ghost Writer Says:

    GATTTTTTT! (c) CS88

  18. Hoskins Says:

    I cant imagine a life where jumping 30 feet from a parking garage is the answer to my problems

  19. Big Homie Says:

    *fucking dead at the new pic used*

  20. Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    weak picture change

  21. Ghost Writer Says:

    Beezy aka Rowdy Roddy Pipe Her Says:

    May 13th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    weak picture change

    ^
    No

  22. KLO Says:

    LMAO…that’s some funny sh*t…

  23. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Zellars, 36
    ^^^^^^^
    damn he was snitching at 23yrs of age

  24. PW Says:

    Alfalfa > Alfamega

  25. Big_seth Says:

  26. prophecy_projectz Says:

    Just when I thought I had a bad day that got me down, along comes Alfamega to remind me things could be worse..

  27. J. Caesar Says:

    prophecy_projectz Says:

    May 13th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Just when I thought I had a bad day that got me down, along comes Alfamega to remind me things could be worse..

    ^^LMAO DAMN ti IS GOOD MONEY THAT HE IS IN JAIL AND IT’S EASIER TO HANDLE IT FROM THERe, than the outside

  28. C&D Says:

    Alfamega is about to go to a max security prison (gladiator school) with everyone aiming for his dome piece. DAAAAAMN Homie

  29. Premier Says:

    I had a feeling eskay was gonna used this pic lol

  30. Del Says:

    Take your pic…

    http://nahright.com/2008/11/25/pics-the-2008-dirty-awards/

  31. whatever Says:

    Looking at Officer Ricky, this guy should be number 1 on the charts in a year.

  32. Mike Jordan Says:

    Alfamega = The Fall Guy

    LOLOL

  33. kage Says:

    Don’t be mad, UPS is hirin’

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