Video: Izza Kizza – I’m The Izza Kizza


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  1. D. Billz Says:

    Uhh…

  2. Big Homie Says:

    Shout out to ALL the bitches i met & GunnedDown fuckin with Migente, BP & Collegeclub between 99-04′ …Bitch i had a GOOD run. …Miami, DC, NY, NJ, MD, Ohio, Tennessee, Houston…, AZ, LA, Norfolk… …GATTTTDAMN!

    ^ Word..cant count on both hands how man chicks I ran through on Blackplanet. Ahh those were the days.

  3. D. Billz Says:

    # Jamz Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    D. Billz Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Boosie Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    As far as women….Dark chocolate>

    ^Hell to the muthafuckin’ yes.

    ^^I thought u were down with the white chocolate playboy…LOL! Whaddup Billy!

    ^ *dapz* Who told you that? I’ma beat the fool that told you dem lies (c) Eddie Murphy

  4. Jamz Says:

    Imagine my thumbs facing downward because they are…

  5. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    I know he’s rollin’ with Timbaland but this niggas grill is crazy. Stick a pice of tissue in that gap or somethin’.

  6. G7 Says:

    i just lost a minute and change

  7. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    I used to MySpace mack hardbody, but I grew up.

    Still, I miss the trips to the telly with random slores.

    My keyboard game was concrete lol.

  8. geico lizard Says:

    Strahan said the London crowd was loudest during the kickoffs and punts because it reminded them of soccer. The rest of the game they were confused about the rules until someone scored.

  9. Jamz Says:

    It’s amazing how slapping uglies has become so easy in the new millennium! Working for sex is overrated…

  10. Big Homie Says:

    Dont mean to take whatever the fuck you guys are talking about into a different and serious topic, but just wanted to throw it out there. One of the barbers at the barbershop I went to was listening to Farrakhan preaching on video cassette on how Obama is a sell out bowing to the white man. I didnt pay it no mind because I was too busy twitting and watching TV but I thought it was funny listening to Farrakhan preach all that on a cassette over various Hip Hop instrumentals such as “Whoa”, “Simon Says” “In The Club” and other random beats. I guess that is a way to get young folks to listen? I just sat there and shook my head as it was playing and her the barber argue with the other barbers and customers.

  11. G7 Says:

    >>I know he’s rollin’ with Timbaland

    ^his lyrics are on some Missy make no sense type ish

  12. D. Billz Says:

    OMG this nigga is bubby. Why baby Jesus?

  13. Big Homie Says:

    *tape cassette

    *hear the barber argue…not “her”

  14. Big Homie Says:

    WTF is this shit? LOL

  15. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    # SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    # Big Homie Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    I jerked off to all these bitches 5 years ago.

    ^ Congrats. I heard of them before. Just came across these new pics and decided to post.

    I’m about to see if I have notes on Blackplanet lol
    ^^^

    Blackplanet is STILL around. So is MiGente. I haven’t checked my pages in about 4 years and they still send me messages. Shit makes no sense.

    ^^^
    Shout out to ALL the bitches i met & GunnedDown fuckin with Migente, BP & Collegeclub between 99-04′ …Bitch i had a GOOD run. …Miami, DC, NY, NJ, MD, Ohio, Tennessee, Houston…, AZ, LA, Norfolk… …GATTTTDAMN!

    ^LOL! Got damn. I had a decent run on BP. But Myspace? Sheeeeeit. I felt like a lion watchin’ a heard of gazelle.

    ^^^
    shit, i didint have it in me to fuck with myspace or facebook… i did TOO much damage fuckin with PB/MG & CC… i had bitches comein from other coast, 3-4 states over, all kinds of shit… my niggas would get SICK when they seen the types of bitches i had meeting me @ the hotel 4 a weekend.

  16. D. Billz Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don’t Fail Me Now Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    I used to MySpace mack hardbody, but I grew up.

    Still, I miss the trips to the telly with random slores.

    My keyboard game was concrete lol.

    ^LOL. Thank God most of the chicks I fornicated with had their own pad or waited until their grandmothers/peoples wasn’t home. I remember one time this heffa had to stuff me in her closet because her step-father just got home. I had to wait until he walked down the hallway before I escaped out the front door. Good times.

  17. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    Blackplanet Pussy = No passwords to log in..yall niggas was fuckin tho damn..nigga Snort traveled to AZ for some ass..yall had money to waste.

    LF: In my lifetime I figured I’ve smoked $200,000 worth of weed and about 20 pounds(1.5 pounds per year)…Some of yall have spent $500,000 on women and about 10 kids.

  18. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz CS88*

  19. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    there is no rapper that has held my attention like young dro

    pause

    dude is insanely creative

    i hope he and gucci can link up and cook up some magic

  20. Big Homie Says:

    VA State homecoming 2000 I had a shorty drive from TN to meet me there. Met her off BP other than that, most of the ones I meet off of BP were from the area. Big mistake because that is probably how I know most of of the chicks I know now..other half..the club or the whore house..just kidding with the whore house lol

  21. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^ *dapz* Who told you that? I’ma beat the fool that told you dem lies (c) Eddie Murphy

    ^^

    LMAO!!

  22. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    just ate lunch outside for the first time this year

    went to eat with a few of the douchebags from the office

    wow chicago ftw because as soon as it gets hot, these breezies stop wearing clothing

    *chuch*

  23. D. Billz Says:

    I used to be on AOL shit HEAVY. Even more so than BP at that time. Word to me chancing it and driving my old hooptie ’89 Escort to Harrisburg and York, PA on two different occassions for some ass. York is hood as FUCK. She was half Black/half Cuban. She tried to serve the god some pork but I passed. Her brother was cool as shit. He drove us to the MD Line Bar to pick up some Sizzurp. She copped some weed from one of his homies too. After he dropped us off and bounced, I commenced to smashing. She had some ugly feet though.

  24. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    I remember one time this heffa had to stuff me in her closet because her step-father just got home. I had to wait until he walked down the hallway before I escaped out the front door
    ================================
    Which is why I chose the telly route. I’ve heard war stories of cats getting caught by the next nigga mid stroke.

    Short stays FTW!

  25. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    VA State homecoming

    ^

    hmmmmm never went. was it dope?

    when i was in DC i went to:

    – howard homecoming
    – maryland homecoming

    both of them shits was fiya

  26. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Son_Of_Ether Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Blackplanet Pussy = No passwords to log in..yall niggas was fuckin tho damn..nigga Snort traveled to AZ for some ass..yall had money to waste.

    ^^^
    i had a bitch come from Greece & stay @ the waldorf, im Still Numb behind that broad. best head… Ever. EVER. …the bitch took MY hands & put’em on her head, MoufFuckin this broad.

  27. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    *daps The Mayor*

  28. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    She tried to serve the god some pork but I passed.

    ^

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  29. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I don’t know how to feel about this video LOL

  30. Big Homie Says:

    hmmmmm never went. was it dope?

    when i was in DC i went to:

    – howard homecoming
    – maryland homecoming

    both of them shits was fiya

    ^ Howard Homecoming >

    the only reason why I went to VA States because I knew a few people that was going there at the time. The homecomings there were crazy before like 2003. Like around the time they had black college weekend at Kings Dominion.

  31. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    I used to be on AOL shit HEAVY. Even more so than BP at that time. Word to me chancing it and driving my old hooptie ‘89 Escort to Harrisburg and York, PA on two different occassions for some ass. York is hood as FUCK. She was half Black/half Cuban. She tried to serve the god some pork but I passed. Her brother was cool as shit. He drove us to the MD Line Bar to pick up some Sizzurp. She copped some weed from one of his homies too. After he dropped us off and bounced, I commenced to smashing. She had some ugly feet though.

    ^^Oh you mean Stacy?..aka “goddessforyou@blackplanet.com Yea..her feet was the worse, her brother called me the other day on some music shit..talkin bout he heard that I know eskay..I aint call him back.

  32. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    I don’t know how to feel about this video LOL

    ^

    *handcuffs and blindfolds cici, does hoodrat tings*

  33. kevKONGquistador Says:

    ight so just got thru ashers CD and I must say shit is cool for a rookie.

    I fuks w/fallen, the tune w/cee-lo, the tune w/estelle, bad day, and the last one by nottz.

    he don’t try to hard and to compare him to EM is unfair to both dudes level of skill/star power. w/e.

    I seen dude freestyle in vegas magic city convention and thought that dude could rhyme anyhow so I know I’m not riding any racial wave.

    I’ll give 3 loaves outta 5 tho.

    It might not get lost in rotation too cuz I find myself cueing DTR as soon as I hop in the whip/crib.

    RAWSERS!

  34. redfish Says:

    finally a verse dedicated to the almighty punani.

    *daps asians/arabs/jews/automakers/white people/AND white rappers in the room*

  35. +1 Says:

    are you serious eskay?

  36. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Howard Homecoming >

    ^

    oh hell yeah. shit was legendary. the only thing that sucked was clubs charging $100 to get in the door. i always just looked for a houseparty (and we always found one), i couldn’t abide dropping a benji to be at a club that’s usually free

  37. D. Billz Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don’t Fail Me Now Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    I remember one time this heffa had to stuff me in her closet because her step-father just got home. I had to wait until he walked down the hallway before I escaped out the front door
    ================================
    Which is why I chose the telly route. I’ve heard war stories of cats getting caught by the next nigga mid stroke.

    Short stays FTW!

    ^True, but chicks “liked” me, on some “why don’t you come over and we can watch a movie and chill”, so I guess they felt less smutty by doin’ it at their actual crib. Plus I didn’t have tellie though and gas was cheaper back then. Lol

  38. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    i had a bitch come from Greece & stay @ the waldorf, im Still Numb behind that broad. best head… Ever. EVER. …the bitch took MY hands & put’em on her head, MoufFuckin this broad.

    ^^GATTTTTTTTTTT

    *realizes now that he was only “somethin like a pimp” and not a full pimp like he thought he was back then*

  39. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    hmmmmm never went. was it dope?

    when i was in DC i went to:

    – howard homecoming
    – maryland homecoming

    both of them shits was fiya

    ^ Howard Homecoming >

    the only reason why I went to VA States because I knew a few people that was going there at the time. The homecomings there were crazy before like 2003. Like around the time they had black college weekend at Kings Dominion.

    ^^^
    yea, u aint lived unless u seen that shit. i had my run from like 94-2000.

  40. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Y’all actually went cross state lines to get some? I was always a pussy (nope), I couldn’t do it. Besides, my Pops had me to Seven Locks style lockdown.

  41. D. Billz Says:

    $10 used to put my Ford Escort on F. Those were the days.

  42. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    I’ll give 3 loaves outta 5 tho.

    ^

    *baked*

  43. D. Billz Says:

    tellie dough > tellie though

  44. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Son_Of_Ether Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    i had a bitch come from Greece & stay @ the waldorf, im Still Numb behind that broad. best head… Ever. EVER. …the bitch took MY hands & put’em on her head, MoufFuckin this broad.

    ^^GATTTTTTTTTTT

    *realizes now that he was only “somethin like a pimp” and not a full pimp like he thought he was back then*

    ^^^
    yea, that my outaStates GetLow stash. shes a good girl.

  45. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    *whiteys it up on GP*

    Izzer…kizzer? Fascinating.

  46. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    my old head billz got the most funniest stories ever. . .

    actually, he’s 1b.

    1a. is fux.

  47. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    I used to be on migente for like a week. My ex put me on and i immediately how stupid social networks are.

  48. D. Billz Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    my old head billz

    ^ *Philly’s it up*

    *sends Pap to Ishkibibbles*

    *dies from heart attack*

  49. D. Billz Says:

    # A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I used to be on migente for like a week. My ex put me on and i immediately how stupid social networks are.

    ^That’s because online game wasn’t proper.

  50. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    True, but chicks “liked” me, on some “why don’t you come over and we can watch a movie and chill”, so I guess they felt less smutty by doin’ it at their actual crib.
    ===================================
    That’s exactly what it was. Chicks be frontin’ though. I told one chick let’s get some drinks & some smoke & chill @ the Telly. She was like “But you’re gonna expect to fuck me?” In my mind I was like “Yeah, and?” but I hit her with the G, like “You’re grown enough to make your own decisons. We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.” Bust how we hook up & as soon as I closed the telly door, she was outta her clothes with my dick in her mouth. Fronting like she wasn’t with it lol.

  51. kevKONGquistador Says:

    CHEA?

    *dead*@ screenname.

    ASA.

    kaifa ha ahki?

  52. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    the farthest i ever drove for some box was richmond, and she was a snowbunny. . . but i knew her, so it don’t really count. . .

    but she had the prettiest pussy of all time.

  53. Big Homie Says:

    Tahiryjose: WHO THE HELL SAYS INORME MACHO DURING SEX… CORNY
    less than 5 seconds ago from web

  54. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    ^That’s because online game wasn’t proper.

    –Probably, i never was a telly person myself, I was taught never to bring a slore back to your crib so i would either do it in her house or at my boys. I used to get flack for that cause i never let any of my boys beat theirs (nah) in my bed/house/area. Im a germophobe

  55. Big Homie Says:

    Farthest I every drove for some was Bmore and all I got in return afterwards was the clap

  56. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Howard Homecoming >

    ^^I saw niggas standin on line of a club with 2 bodies on the ground outside..waiting to go inside to party some more…

    __________________

    I only mostly fuck with CT and NJ chicks..NY women don’t cook enuff for me, plus they grimey..I used to hook shit up then drive past a lot of these bitches at the bus stop where I told em to meet me LIKE Cici I would chicken out..my cousin and my best friend both got killed after being set up by women (the norm in NY back then)..I wasnt with that shit too much.

  57. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    the farthest i ever drove for some box was richmond, and she was a snowbunny. . . but i knew her, so it don’t really count. . .

    but she had the prettiest pussy of all time.

    ^^^
    APPLAUD this bitch, mine is mad right now, i called her a snowflake she got pissed… so i said “shit, u can call me “Spooky” i wont get mad, shit”… she hung up on me… Classic.

  58. D. Billz Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don’t Fail Me Now Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    True, but chicks “liked” me, on some “why don’t you come over and we can watch a movie and chill”, so I guess they felt less smutty by doin’ it at their actual crib.
    ===================================
    That’s exactly what it was. Chicks be frontin’ though. I told one chick let’s get some drinks & some smoke & chill @ the Telly. She was like “But you’re gonna expect to fuck me?” In my mind I was like “Yeah, and?” but I hit her with the G, like “You’re grown enough to make your own decisons. We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.” Bust how we hook up & as soon as I closed the telly door, she was outta her clothes with my dick in her mouth. Fronting like she wasn’t with it lol.

    ^THAT’S how you do it! But see, you had drinks and smoke as a buffer to get them to the tellie. I didn’t smoke and the only time I used to drink was with the homies on our way to the club. So I used to just agree with the whole “movies and chill” tactic because I knew where that was goin’…

    Her head on my chest… my hand up her nightie… you know the rest…

    “I’m gettin’ tired, I’m bout to watch it my room”

    “Bet”

  59. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    @ Pap as far as looks

    White pussy > Black pussy

    As far as swag chutzpah& temerity

    Black pussy > White pussy

    As far as everything

    White Head > Black head(no pimple)

  60. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    Omg there was this hawt nymph that had the most perfect set of double Ds that i wanted to beat badly. But one day she told she caught the clap by her ex and ever since that incident shes been strapping up. Idk why but i never talked to her like that after that.

  61. Big Homie Says:

    Yea there were a few times when I smashed the first time meeting up and I was scared because women are quick to set you up. I remember this one time I met up with this chick in Forrestville MD. Mad hood. Went in her crib and they were like 4 dudes up in there. They were her brother and his friends but still…what if they were some grimey cats that were gonna rob me or kill me. Scary shit. This was the chick that was a stripper and that I smashed in bed with her 2 month old daughter was in the bed asleep btw. She moved to NY. I lost contact with her. She was cool peoples too. Hey Simone

  62. D. Billz Says:

    my cousin and my best friend both got killed after being set up by women (the norm in NY back then)

    ^Damn. That’s some wild shit man. My dumb ass was messin’ with this chick named Shy from the BX when I was at Baruch and I did her dirrrrrrty, not realizing that this heffa knew where I lived and coulda got me clipped. Fortunately she was cool enough to let it slide. She was hood too.

  63. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    is clamidhea the clap i forgot cause thats wht she got

    Std fail

    anyway a bitch with an std past is a no no

  64. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    I was taught never to bring a slore back to your crib so i would either do it in her house or at my boys. I used to get flack for that cause i never let any of my boys beat theirs (nah) in my bed/house/area.
    =========================================
    Never bring em back to the crib. And my niggas is thirsty, so if I brought a chick to their house, I’d have to gas her up to let the next nigga smash. For the slores, I was down, but bad bitches? Nah, that’s all me. I remember gassing a chick to hit me & my brother. Some chicks be with it, it’s al how you break it down to em.

  65. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    @ Pap as far as looks

    White pussy > Black pussy

    As far as swag chutzpah& temerity

    Black pussy > White pussy

    As far as everything

    White Head > Black head(no pimple)

    ^^

    this white bitch i fuck now got the pussy lips that look like roast beef!! but she’s 30 and she’s a lawyer. . . and she let me bust it down whenever, however i want, so i could care less.

    but co-sign everything you said.

    LMAO @ “temerity”

  66. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    Her head on my chest… my hand up her nightie… you know the rest…

    “I’m gettin’ tired, I’m bout to watch it my room”

    “Bet”
    ======================
    Classic! lol

  67. D. Billz Says:

    Forrestville MD

    ^My manz from Jerz who was goin’ to Towson U. at the time… me, him, and some other ninjas from school rolled down there to hit up the Run N Shoot and later on some hoooooooood ass strip club in… wait for it… *drum roll*… a shopping center.

  68. Seth Gueko Says:

    notorious big : still the illest
    mtv.com/bands/n/notorious_big/lyrics/index2.jhtml
    reviewed by great emcees

  69. CiCi The Intern Says:

    @ DBillz, any dude for that matter really lol

    Explain this to me (and let me find out, BMore knows about “Gimme A Wally”):

    http://bit.ly/avrjj

  70. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    my cousin and my best friend both got killed after being set up by women (the norm in NY back then)

    ^Damn. That’s some wild shit man. My dumb ass was messin’ with this chick named Shy from the BX when I was at Baruch and I did her dirrrrrrty, not realizing that this heffa knew where I lived and coulda got me clipped. Fortunately she was cool enough to let it slide. She was hood too.

    ^^^
    yea, bitches is Slimey, i still pat new bitches down Till this day. some broads even get pistol searched when i come to visit the crib.

    BITCH is somethin happen, u gettin’it first.

  71. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I was taught never to bring a slore back to your crib

    ^^^

    i don’t follow this rule at all. . . i bring em back so i can go right the fuck to sleep afterwards. . .

    but i don’t fuck w/ no dustbunnies. . . all my bitches got degrees, so that hood shit is out the door.

  72. CiCi The Intern Says:

    @ DBillz, any dude for that matter really lol

    Explain this to me (and let me find out, BMore knows about “Gimme A Wally”):

    bit.ly/avrjj

  73. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    A chick that can be convinced to let the next nigg smash is straight up no convo fucking status. You gets no respect from me before or after you give me the box

  74. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I was taught never to bring a slore back to your crib

    ^^^

    i don’t follow this rule at all. . . i bring em back so i can go right the fuck to sleep afterwards. . .

    but i don’t fuck w/ no dustbunnies. . . all my bitches got degrees, so that hood shit is out the door.
    ^^^

    Dustbunnies?!?!

    I am so THROUGH with you, Pap. So through.

  75. Big Homie Says:

    hoooooooood ass strip club in… wait for it… *drum roll*… a shopping center.

    ^ I believe it. What was the name of it?

    There was a liquor store with a drive through lol…in Lanham MD called the Lanham Inn..you walked in the back and it was a strip club. It got shut down because some idiot drove his car into the place lol

  76. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    i don’t follow this rule at all. . . i bring em back so i can go right the fuck to sleep afterwards. . .

    but i don’t fuck w/ no dustbunnies. . . all my bitches got degrees, so that hood shit is out the door.

    –Word all my chicks are civilized, tahiry/CiCi esque chicks that can carry a convo and Who love daddys (Hi! me) dick. but my boy told me once that if you get a chick pregnant she knows exactly where you live.

  77. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    That set up shit is real. I’ve heard mad stories of crazy shit happening behind some chick.

  78. D. Billz Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    @ DBillz, any dude for that matter really lol

    Explain this to me (and let me find out, BMore knows about “Gimme A Wally”):

    bit.ly/avrjj

    ^I know it’s tagged on WSHH as “Baltimore” but I don’t think it’s B’more because we don’t do the Gimme A Wally down here. I think somebody put the wrong city. Plus I can tell how the kids look and they dances they were doing that it wasn’t some B’more shit. They might’ve been somewhere in PA.

  79. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    I need a tahiry in my life

  80. Big Homie Says:

    Wasnt it recently a few people in NY got killed meeting up with chicks on Craiglists only to find out it was just a few cats ready to rob and kill em. That shit is crazy.

  81. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Dustbunnies?!?!

    I am so THROUGH with you, Pap. So through.

    ^^

    you know the jawns that ain’t bout shit. . . ol dust bunny ass hoes. . .

  82. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    A chick that can be convinced to let the next nigg smash is straight up no convo fucking status. You gets no respect from me before or after you give me the box
    ==============================
    They’re slores. What do you expect. But thhat chick who fucked my & my brother was bad. A freak too. She wanted us to double up on her, but I wasn’t with it. That’s one too many dicks in the room for me.

  83. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    Na fuck that, i need a CiCi in my life so that i can get into fist fights about whos going #1 in the draft.

  84. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    @ DBillz, any dude for that matter really lol

    Explain this to me (and let me find out, BMore knows about “Gimme A Wally”):

    bit.ly/avrjj

    ^I know it’s tagged on WSHH as “Baltimore” but I don’t think it’s B’more because we don’t do the Gimme A Wally down here. I think somebody put the wrong city. Plus I can tell how the kids look and they dances they were doing that it wasn’t some B’more shit. They might’ve been somewhere in PA.
    ^^^

    That’s what I’m saying. “Gimme a Wally” is a Philly club record.

  85. D. Billz Says:

    BigHomie

    I don’t remember the name of it. It was extra hood. Niggas was in there with their own Ocean Spray cranberry juice, offering drinks.

    And I’ve never been set up before, but I’ve been caught up in another chick’s B.S. I’m tryin’ to get some butt and niggas broke in. FML

  86. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Farthest I every drove for some was Bmore and all I got in return afterwards was the clap

    ^^*fucks a BP chick raw with papercuts on my dick*

    lol Snort..word at my deceased family..the streets done taught me to be apprehensive.

    To this day I NEVER

    NEVER fall asleep at a bitches crib if I dont know her moms and pops on a first name basis

    NEVER leave my condoms anywhere in her crib..no flushin no wastebasket..my used condoms roll wid me.

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    NEVER allow her to get on the phone with anyone once I’m inside..unless i know who she talking to.

    NEVER give her my all or make the sex too good if its our first time..I don’t develop stalkers..straight doggystyle sex if I dont know you like that..no oral.

  87. TheCo!!inB Says:

    The lasty shorty i flew in from outta state pussy/mouth was so good i married her. dead ass.

  88. D. Billz Says:

    broke in the CRIB, for ayo clarification.

  89. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    Wasnt it recently a few people in NY got killed meeting up with chicks on Craiglists only to find out it was just a few cats ready to rob and kill em. That shit is crazy.

    –I think that was boston. Smh i hear niggs meeting up on craigslist all the time, its only a matter of time before some whitey cracked the craigslist scenario

  90. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    I am fucking drunk….like wasted.

    Alcoholism in my industry >>>

  91. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    I just don’t want bitches knowing where I live. Suppose I do some bullshit, now they know exactly where to send their brothers/police. I don’t need that in my life.

    If it’s a chick who’s got her shit together, I wouldn’t mind hitting her crib, but I don’t sleep in a bed with a woman that’s not my girl/wife. I don’t ever let them get it twisted.

  92. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Wasnt it recently a few people in NY got killed meeting up with chicks on Craiglists only to find out it was just a few cats ready to rob and kill em. That shit is crazy.

    ^^NY..we invented the set up…Set up shit was rampant when the burn out cellies was popular..that’s how they got my cousin..some bitch yo..gave my nigga turn by turn directions to his death.

  93. Big Homie Says:

    Late pass?

    That Officer Ricky impersonator has a more recent video. Here he’s at McDonalds *DIES*

    youtube.com/watch?v=LWbfYqcKwcI

  94. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    The lasty shorty i flew in from outta state pussy/mouth was so good i married her. dead ass.

    ^^

    your wife wasn’t your jumpie, was it collin?????

  95. kevKONGquistador Says:

    little spring dresses>>>>>

    one of my co-workers got her nair game proper today. WOW!

    *shoots my way outside for a smoke break on GP*

  96. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    For legal purposes i will not share my ‘Caught up’ story. Lets just say that puerto ricans took a big L that day.

  97. D. Billz Says:

    To this day I NEVER

    NEVER fall asleep at a bitches crib if I dont know her moms and pops on a first name basis

    NEVER leave my condoms anywhere in her crib..no flushin no wastebasket..my used condoms roll wid me.

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    NEVER allow her to get on the phone with anyone once I’m inside..unless i know who she talking to.

    NEVER give her my all or make the sex too good if its our first time..I don’t develop stalkers..straight doggystyle sex if I dont know you like that..no oral.

    ^Yo, you need to make those into the 10 Smash Commandments. Because I damn sure violated at least 3 of those.

  98. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    The lasty shorty i flew in from outta state pussy/mouth was so good i married her. dead ass.

    ^LOL wow *dead* roffle

  99. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    NEVER leave my condoms anywhere in her crib..no flushin no wastebasket..my used condoms roll wid me.

    ^gem

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    ^I don’t understand this one

  100. Big Homie Says:

    NEVER allow her to get on the phone with anyone once I’m inside..unless i know who she talking to.

    ^ Adds that to my list..that is a good one

  101. Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight Says:

    LMAO @ this entire convo

  102. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Late pass?

    That Officer Ricky impersonator has a more recent video. Here he’s at McDonalds *DIES*

    youtube.com/watch?v=LWbfYqcKwcI

    ^^

    deeper than macs.

    *issues late pass*

  103. Big Homie Says:

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    ^I don’t understand this one

    ^ I’ve done it a few times. Depends on the vibe I get from the chick prior to meeting up with her. But I need to do this to ALL chicks. You never know.

  104. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    ^I don’t understand this one

    ^^

    lol, makes sense. . . wanna see if she got other niggas runnin out.

  105. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    ^Yo, you need to make those into the 10 Smash Commandments. Because I damn sure violated at least 3 of those.

    ^^Yo when I first step up in a new chicks house..I check ALLLLLLLL the rooms..under the bed etc..i learn the locks myself..The dumb shit I do tho..is carry a burner with me BUT leave it in the car. Those 2 incidents with my cousins scarred me for life tho..seriously. I seen one of them right before he left..all happy he was goin OT to get some ass..nigga came home in a casket.

    Yo I’m out yall..yall be easy. stay safe over the weekends..CiCi Imma twitter you during the draft..

  106. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    I fucked this cougar one time @ the telly. She was like 39 & I was 24. She was bad though. Wore me the fuck out, b. I had two condoms with me & after we ran thru those, she sent me down to the hotel office to buy another box of condoms. I think I slept the whole day after that. She used to hit me all the time & I never answered her calls. Too much work.

    I regret it now. I shoulda had her breaking me off some paper.

  107. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    ADM speaking of nair, Last summer my ex had this sundress on and she had nair game proper… I swear we was walking in central park and i ate her out behind a 74st 6th ave tree.

  108. Big_seth Says:

    LMAO @ y’all.

    Never been in this type of situation.

    But one time I was was with this bloods girl. Probably shouldn’t have done that. I had to end that before I got shot. I’m a peaceful dude.

    lol

  109. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    feces, what’s your twitter?

  110. D. Billz Says:

    Peace Feces

  111. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    My favorite feature is a smooth fat box. *Melts like a school girl*

  112. Geronimo P Says:

    They’re slores. What do you expect. But thhat chick who fucked my & my brother was bad. A freak too. She wanted us to double up on her, but I wasn’t with it. That’s one too many dicks in the room for me.

    ^WHAT!!! Shit, I wish me and Peince were in a situation where we could have double teamed a broad. That shit would be jokes for life. (nhjic)

  113. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I swear we was walking in central park and i ate her out behind a 74st 6th ave tree.

    ^^

    LMAO!!!

  114. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    damn niggas taking guns to chicks houses? I’m so far removed from the bullshit that sounds crazy to me.

  115. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    ^I don’t understand this one

    ^^

    lol, makes sense. . . wanna see if she got other niggas runnin out.
    ========================================
    And I thought I had the game mastered.

    *pulls out pen & pad & takes notes*

  116. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    NEVER call a bitch like “I’m here” when I get there..I call her like “I’m leaving now” while I’m outside watchin her crib.

    ^I don’t understand this one

    ^^For first time chicks..you goin to her house on a dry run the very first time..I call while I’m there, 20 minutes ahead like I am on my way..not a biggie but I’m just cautious like that.

  117. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    my used condoms roll wid me

    ^

    *death becomes him*

    salam kev, what’s good brother

  118. D. Billz Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don’t Fail Me Now Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    I fucked this cougar one time @ the telly. She was like 39 & I was 24. She was bad though. Wore me the fuck out, b. I had two condoms with me & after we ran thru those, she sent me down to the hotel office to buy another box of condoms. I think I slept the whole day after that. She used to hit me all the time & I never answered her calls. Too much work.

    I regret it now. I shoulda had her breaking me off some paper.

    ^Yo I’m trying to step my side-cougar game up this year. I only had ONE chick that was 40 and she was iiiiiiight. I need somebody who’s on the side, established, and just in it for one thing. And break me off with some dinner/paper if need be.

  119. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Come on Boldin to Philly, come on Bolding to Philly, come on Boldin to Philly.

    ^^
    Who said CiCi didn’t have a sense of humor?The Eagles don’t pay Boldin type money,let’s be honest.

  120. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    I swear we was walking in central park and i ate her out behind a 74st 6th ave tree
    ================================
    Rofl!

    I smashed a chick under the globe in Flushing Meadow park.

    Good times.

  121. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    i kinda like leaving dna samples here and there tho

    but i guess in the black community semen is scarce or some shit because yall treat ur used condoms like gold and diamonds and shit like it has billions of dollars of intrinsic value and shit

  122. Big Homie Says:

    The midget I had sex with that I told yall about last summer..she was cool but she lived in the hood. When I went over there I parked and sat in the whip looking at her apartment for 10 minutes to see if she had other people over there. A lot of times..chicks forget to tell you if they live with other people and sometimes their roomies can be just as grimey. Her roomie was a dude

  123. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Son_Of_Ether Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    ^Yo, you need to make those into the 10 Smash Commandments. Because I damn sure violated at least 3 of those.

    ^^Yo when I first step up in a new chicks house..I check ALLLLLLLL the rooms..under the bed etc..i learn the locks myself..The dumb shit I do tho..is carry a burner with me BUT leave it in the car.

    ^^^
    Thats rule 1.

    +

    Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    damn niggas taking guns to chicks houses? I’m so far removed from the bullshit that sounds crazy to me.

    ^^^
    You must not know of someone on the 1 who got hitup behind some bitch.

  124. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    I fucked with a latin kings bitch that cared more about being number one on localhookupz than life. She fell inlove with me quick too and we would get into maaad arguments. She had a faaaat box tho so she won a lot lol

    Ah man ya’ll dude is making me dwell into memories i had hidden away

  125. Son_Of_Ether Says:

    Yo Pap Ill send you the follow…right now I only twitter for business..I don’t have a personal twit.

    Lol Billz, atcq, pwahahaha..Peace yall crazy nahggers.

  126. D. Billz Says:

    And I thought I had the game mastered.

    *pulls out pen & pad & takes notes*

    ^Word. Never thought about doing that before. I be tryin’ to leave the hoodrats alone but…

    “can’t leave rats alone, the game needs me”

  127. TheCo!!inB Says:

    your wife wasn’t your jumpie, was it collin????
    ^ ^ ^
    no and yes. trust me my nigga i had no clue i would end up wifing her but it was like “your pussy feels like the water Jesus walked on, you cook AND you got a degree AND a career?” all my criteria had been fulfilled.

  128. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    i bagged this old head w/ a 12 year old son. . . we went out a few times, and she was tellin me how “we’d eventually fuck”. . .

    but she fell off the planet. . . her name was cherie.

  129. D. Billz Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    The midget I had sex with

    ^Yo I couldn’t make pass this part without dyin’.

  130. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Nahgros?

    Lil Kim startin to look like Ms. Kwan Of Mad TV….

    “He looka like a MAHN!!!!!!”

  131. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    Yo I’m trying to step my side-cougar game up this year. I only had ONE chick that was 40 and she was iiiiiiight. I need somebody who’s on the side, established, and just in it for one thing. And break me off with some dinner/paper if need be.
    =======================================
    This.

    I swear, older chicks be throwing that P harder then a 20 year old…& they got bread to spend. Not that that’s all I’m about, but as much money as I spent on bitches as a young’un, it’s time for some reimbursement.

  132. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    lol @ dudes admitting that their jump-izzof became their wife — niccas is telling true hollyhood stories! lololololol

  133. kevKONGquistador Says:

    I swear we was walking in central park and i ate her out behind a 74st 6th ave tree.

    ^

    its deeper than claps.

    *for all you 31 strain carriers out there in nahworld. Sheesh!

  134. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    its deeper than claps.

    ^

    dead dead dead dead dead dead
    dead dead dead dead dead dead
    dead dead dead dead dead dead
    dead dead dead dead dead dead

  135. D. Billz Says:

    I think the weirdest place I beat was on the trunk of shorty’s car in the Arundel Mills parking lot. Right across the street from the mall where those 2 tellies are.

  136. Big Homie Says:

    The Rev. Timothy Wright Has Made Heaven His Final Resting Place

    Rev. Timothy Wright, known as the “godfather of gospel” has made Heaven his final resting place. He passed over into his peaceful resting place, early Friday morning, April 24th, 2009.

    More details, still to come, but may we keep his entire family and friends of the family in prayer.

    His passing follows the critical injury and death of his wife and grandson. They were killed when a drunk driver drove the wrong way on the freeway hitting their vehicle head on off a Pennsylvania freeway last year.

  137. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz DPS*

    What’s up cannon?

  138. kevKONGquistador Says:

    @ chea

    I’m good ahk. missed todays khutbah but I’m sure it was villifying jews as usual.

  139. Geronimo P Says:

    Shit the greatest place i ever beat was on the 50 yard line (on the sideline) of the football field at St. John’s.

    That jamaican girl was down for anything that semester

  140. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    its deeper than claps.

    *for all you 31 strain carriers out there in nahworld. Sheesh!

    –*Dead*

  141. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    “can’t leave rats alone, the game needs me”
    ================================
    I can’t front, as much as I like messing with upstanding women, I have a weakness for hood bitches. That mix of sassy & ghetto is the ultimate turn on lol.

  142. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I’m adopting these rules too (with some amendments due to anatomical reasons, of course)

  143. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    no and yes. trust me my nigga i had no clue i would end up wifing her but it was like “your pussy feels like the water Jesus walked on, you cook AND you got a degree AND a career?” all my criteria had been fulfilled.

    ^^

    lol, the thing is, i know of your previous conquest(s), and i know you got good taste. . . and if you say she was a good girl, then i believe you.

    applaud this man.

  144. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Uncle DPS!!! ***daps***

  145. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    wildest place i smashed was in the dressing room in JC Penny. . . i was in high school, so i was fuckin w/ random jimmy hats. . . word to the all black “tuxedo” jimmy hat i was rockin that i left in their. . . .

  146. Geronimo P Says:

    your pussy feels like the water Jesus walked on

    ^FTR… I’m using this line the next time me and wifey throw it down.

  147. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    its so nice out bitches is taking full advantage too, not wasting no time pulling out them skirts and dresses

    summer is for fucking

  148. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    vroom vroom da partystarter (c) conan commercial.

    *daps*

  149. TheCo!!inB Says:

    what i’ma do, lie?

  150. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    summer time keep the pussy swimming in natural juices

  151. Geronimo P Says:

    summer is for fucking

    ^Fucking is a year-round event

  152. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    wildest place i smashed was in the dressing room in JC Penny. . . i was in high school, so i was fuckin w/ random jimmy hats. . . word to the all black “tuxedo” jimmy hat i was rockin that i left in their. . . .

    –This is not a wild place for me, i did this in the JC penny in the providence place mall in R.I.

    Craziest might have to be the central park one. I dont think i’d ever do that again.

  153. Big Homie Says:

    I really had not crazy place I did it at. I can only think of one, which was the elevator at the mall when I first worked at Footlocker back in 99. Other than that in my car parked in a church parking lot (didnt know it was a church tho) Most of the time its just the normal places.

  154. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    your pussy feels like the water Jesus walked on

    ^FTR… I’m using this line the next time me and wifey throw it down.

    –Word, just adding this to my ammo box

  155. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    your pussy feels like the water Jesus walked on

    ^FTR… I’m using this line the next time me and wifey throw it down.

    ^^

    lol, i wrote this in my blackberry. . .

  156. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    nigga iv smashed in a park

    around a tree from the swings

    back shots we on our knees on the grass

    had her tits flapping

    word

  157. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    wildest place i smashed was in the dressing room in JC Penny. . . i was in high school, so i was fuckin w/ random jimmy hats. . . word to the all black “tuxedo” jimmy hat i was rockin that i left in their. . . .

    ^^^
    uM… id have to say in Centralpark Right across from The Plaza. broad daylight… smh.

  158. AmpGeez a.k.a. Pimpin Don't Fail Me Now Says:

    It took me a long time to get used to fucking with a condom. For years it was impossible for me to finish in a condom. I’d be hitting chicks with the G to let me get a few strokes raw doggy.

    I shudder @ the the thought of what could’ve happened & thank the almighty that it didn’t.

    But still…

    Fucking bareback >>>

  159. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    summer is for fucking

    ^Fucking is a year-round event

    ^^
    lol!

    didn’t know autumn pussy was frowned up. . .

  160. Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight Says:

    *Debates whether to talk about crazy places*

    *goes back in forth like a double dutch jump roper*

  161. Jersey*made*me Says:

    You niggas ain’t fucked until you’ve fucked in the church.In the boiler room downstairs on a funeral fold-out chair with her dress lifted up.From what I hear.

  162. kevKONGquistador Says:

    Fucking is a year-round event

    ^
    “Mahfuka its neva too hot to fuck”(c) robin harris

  163. Geronimo P Says:

    Most of the time its just the normal places.

    ^Shiiiiiit. I’m an exhibitionist. I love to pipe in public places. South Street Seaport, the Brooklyn Promenade, in the common area of the dorms at St. John’s, Prospect and Central Park, the movie theatre, wherever.

    Chicks always say, but people can see us, so i tell them, well if they’re watching then put on a show. They love that shit

  164. Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 24th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    summer is for fucking

    ^Fucking is a year-round event

    ^^
    lol!

    didn’t know autumn pussy was frowned up. . .

    ^Winter fucking causes pregnancy…LOL!

  165. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    if you went to howard, you know niggas fuck in douglass hall in classrooms ALL THE DAMN TIME!

    WAIT!!

    i fucked this jawn on her period in the library once. . . SMH @ that bloody condom, though. . .

  166. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, Im the space invader Says:

    i never experienced this car fucking you guys are speaking of, shit looks wild uncomfortable tho.

  167. Big Homie Says:

    your pussy feels like the water Jesus walked on

    ^ CLASSIC

  168. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    that nigga P just dropped like 8 landmarks lol

  169. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^^
    lol!

    didn’t know autumn pussy was frowned up. . .

    ^Winter fucking causes pregnancy…LOL!

    ^^
    *counts back from september birthday*

    oh shit, my parents did conceive the kid in december!

    *writes reminder to not smash from november to march*

  170. D. Billz Says:

    # DIGITAL SCALES Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    nigga iv smashed in a park

    around a tree from the swings

    back shots we on our knees on the grass

    had her tits flapping

    word

    ^LMAO @ by the swings.

  171. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Billz aka CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, Lil Ci-Ci aka Dee offa “What’s Happenin’, all the regs, newbies ,lurkers, straights, gay, try-sexuals and Danielson……

  172. D. Billz Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    You niggas ain’t fucked until you’ve fucked in the church.In the boiler room downstairs on a funeral fold-out chair with her dress lifted up.From what I hear.

    ^ I’m fuckin’ dyin over here. Yo said funeral fold-out chairs. Holy shit.

    “a line of fold-up chairs with one reverend” (c) Beans

  173. Da PartyStarter Says:

    C88S88, New Jersey Made, Pap, BH,DS and the rest:

    The Nah BBQ SHOULD be this week end at the Plateau in Fairmount park. I’ll bring the Jerk chicken(nh), 3 cases of Milwaukee’s Best Ice, and some second string skrippers with bad stretch marks,gapped teefes and tattoos around thier c-section scars……

  174. chucka Says:

    would much rather bump this than 90% of the other shit out

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