Fat Joe Interview w/ Complex

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So the Mr. Cartagena recently spoke to Mr. LaPuma over at Complex about a number of topics, including but not limited to: his new album, Ron Browz & autotune, him riding Lil Wayne’s wave, being absent from the recent D.I.T.C. album (he says he didn’t even know it dropped), and how he feels about the criticism coming from Big Pun’s widow.


Complex: Speaking of Pun. His wife has said in interviews that you’re not keeping his memory alive. How hurtful was that to you, and how did you take that?

Fat Joe: I don’t care. I don’t care what she says to me. Not keeping Pun’s memory alive? If I don’t keep Pun’s memory alive, who does? You know everything I do, I represent Big Pun. If I won an award, I represent Big Pun. I’m the only one who says Big Pun is the best rapper on earth. If I don’t rep Big Pun, then who reps Big Pun?

But the most eyebrow raising, awe inspiring, *blank stare* inducing quote from the entire interview comes just as Joe and Joe were about to hang up the phone:

Complex: Cool man, thanks for taking the time, good luck on the album.

Fat Joe: Thanks man, I appreciate it. Keep a tight ass, buddy.

Complex: [Blank Stare, hangs up]

LMAO…really Joe? Good grief.

Link: Fat Joe Talks Pun’s Wife, Writing Hit Songs & Sneaker Shopping


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207 Responses to “Fat Joe Interview w/ Complex”

  1. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Fat joe > _________

    *turns up TWINZ circa 98*

  2. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    SMH @ niggas thinkin alpo wasn’t catchin bodies in slim ass lecoq sportif sweatsuits up in harlem AND in dc. . .

  3. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    nobody wants a little tight ass(c)Kanye on Little Brother featured song

  4. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    ^^
    Word? I fuck with Lark on my go Kart, but I couldnt really get with the Em song, or the one with Cee-Lo.
    ^^
    To be honest i don’t even know them by name, i was skimming through it last night….I did like the beat on the Em shit…

    NH

  5. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Fat Joe >

    FTW

  6. Smear Says:

    serepax,valium, subutex, wine….brew…pussy…more wine…….xanx…. nah
    JoeyCrack just said that!?? This is the type shit that keep me from fallin out. Fuck.

  7. Scott Tenorman Says:

    *turns up TWINZ circa 98*

    ^
    deep cover remix was crack.

  8. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    @COLD

    Did you say that no homo snorkle, cuz you saw my video or was it IRONY?

  9. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    Thats DB4L standing over his right shoulder FTR

  10. Mag Says:

    Really the only good albumb cover I’ve seen is Jim Jones pray for reign

  11. 911 Says:

    futurestorm.blogspot.com

    I was going to copy and paste some shit from her site, but fuck that just go there and read a post or two. Jaded, yes. Slanted, yes.

    *Did that ninja techn9 really have afropuffs, with highlighted tips?*

  12. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    no homo snorkle …..

    *giggles*

  13. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Did you say that no homo snorkle, cuz you saw my video or was it IRONY?
    ^^
    Yo Fux i was dying when i say that yesterday…..NH

    Daps

  14. cOLD Says:

    I see 911 on his vintage nah shit.

    Hey you know everybody’s talkin bout the good ol’ days, right?
    everybody, everybody, the good ol’ days, good ol’ days
    Well.. Let’s talk about them (Let’s talk about them shits now, nah mean)

  15. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    yo, did anybody ever say who came up w/ slaw? if imma use it, i gotta give credit where it’s due. . .

    and LMAO @ dblock bein over joey’s shoulder! hahahahaha!!

  16. cOLD Says:

    @COLD

    Did you say that no homo snorkle, cuz you saw my video or was it IRONY?

    ^ yea.

  17. Smear Says:

    *stands up*
    *loses balance n headbutts the fridge*
    *grabs vodka*

  18. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    yo, did anybody ever say who came up w/ slaw? if imma use it, i gotta give credit where it’s due. . .

    ^Max B negro

  19. Scott Tenorman Says:

    dj khaled will NOT be a good executive and will NOT be the biggest executive around in 2 years.

    fuck that sand nigga.

  20. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    yo, did anybody ever say who came up w/ slaw? if imma use it, i gotta give credit where it’s due. . .

    and LMAO @ dblock bein over joey’s shoulder! hahahahaha!!

    ^^
    It’s from one of the verses in The 5th Gospel – The Book Of Max.

  21. 911 Says:

    I can’t be the only one that subconsciously worries about shit, I have no control over?

    *fat joe post are like homing signals for billz and green eyes, they hate him.*

  22. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Hey you know everybody’s talkin bout the good ol’ days, right?
    everybody, everybody, the good ol’ days, good ol’ days
    Well.. Let’s talk about them (Let’s talk about them shits now, nah mean)

    ^^

    my man put me D to nah in mid 07, i ain’t start lurkin til a lil after that. . . then i started my blog, and started to comment to get my link out there. . .

    but it sounds like i missed the golden days of nah. . . if i had been around back then, i woulda NEVER graduated from school!! i woulda been in class crackin the fuck up. . . .

  23. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    D_Block looks like a big tomato in that pic…wearing all red and shit.

  24. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    *does The Wave dance on desk*

    *HR sees, gets written up*

  25. cOLD Says:

    911 did you peep the youtube link I dropped earlier about how niggas is tapping cellphones, and can listen to convo’s even when the phone is not being used. On some activating the speaker from your celly.

  26. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    D_Block looks like a big tomato in that pic…wearing all red and shit.
    ^
    Thanks.

  27. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Leon Powe out for the rest of the playoffs, MRI revealed her suffered torn ACL in left knee.

  28. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    911 is always on his paranoia tip. I respect that but I cant live like that… honest to god I just like living day to day as much as I possibly can. I read the ish you link too and it clutters my mind with all kinds of thoughts and provocations, infinite possibilities. its like an orgy of the mind. I come out all disheveled and dumbfounded.

    Props *daps cold and nueve 11*

  29. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Fat Joe: Thanks man, I appreciate it. Keep a tight ass, buddy.

    WTF?

  30. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    It’s from one of the verses in The 5th Gospel – The Book Of Max.

    ^^

    ah.

    *makes symbol of the cross with fingers*

    bless you, my child. the wave is strong within you. no homo, of course.

  31. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    Leon Powe out for the rest of the playoffs, MRI revealed her suffered torn ACL in left knee.

    ^^^^^
    damn and he is a free agent. That nigga tore 4 ACL’s in high school

  32. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Leon Powe out for the rest of the playoffs, MRI revealed her suffered torn ACL in left knee.
    =============================
    It’s a Saran Wrap for the Celts.

  33. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    i just got a DM from the pirates on twitter!! this shit is puuuuuuure comedy!!!

    “DEAR GOOD SIR. water good – be pirattte! BANGBANGBANG & TAKE DA MONEIZZZ”

  34. cOLD Says:

    its like an orgy of the mind. I come out all disheveled and dumbfounded.

    ^word, moderation is key.

    question if a male uses the term mindfucking as it relates to him, is that gay.

    ex: That movie I say yesterday was a mind fuck.

  35. 911 Says:

    if i had been around back then, i woulda NEVER graduated from school!! i woulda been in class crackin the fuck up. . . .

    ^>my nigga, try to imagine explaining to ya ole bird talking to some mothafuckas you don’t even know, at all times of the night on a website, not email or text or even the fucking phone?!? In 2006-07. Bizarre times, I tell ya. I learned a lot from this nahggas.

  36. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    the nigga behind fat joe with all red on, looks kind of sad. no homo snorkle

  37. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    get boatz. get moniez!

  38. b-ease Says:

    question if a male uses the term mindfucking as it relates to him, is that gay.

    ex: That movie I say yesterday was a mind fuck.

    ^^
    Nope, I use the term mindfuck sparingly. And I don’t think I’ve ever paused it, or gotten called out for not pausing it.

    “Mindfuck” FTW

  39. TheCo!!inB Says:

    i can understand how the vets of this comment site feel cause i used to be in the startrakmusic forum heavy from 01-05 when it was poppin and now that shit is a wasteland of Pharrell man groupies…..but gotdamn we used to get it in in that forum.
    remenisce (sp) on vets

  40. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    YO I swear the Pirates thing just makes me fucking PROUD that Guerilla Warfare on the intimate level no missiles, still exists. SHOUT OUT TO THE P.U.K.

  41. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    I use the term mindfuck sparingly

    ^AYO

  42. Joey Profit$ Says:

    D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Theres a few joints on Asher’s LP that i fucks with…

    NH

    ^^^^

    Link por favor.

    joeyprofits gmail

  43. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    i dont like the term/slang “MINDFUCK”

  44. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    i just got a DM from the pirates on twitter!! this shit is puuuuuuure comedy!!!

    “DEAR GOOD SIR. water good – be pirattte! BANGBANGBANG & TAKE DA MONEIZZZ”

    ^^

    The Somali Pirates need to build off this buzz and release a mixtape. Surely one of those brothers can rap – and they’ve got to have a booth on one of the ships.

  45. Scott Tenorman Says:

    Nope, I use the term mindfuck sparingly. And I don’t think I’ve ever paused it, or gotten called out for not pausing it.

    “Mindfuck” FTW

    ^
    pause.

    you have now

  46. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    big shout out ANDREW BYNUM who was seen out with RHIANNA in a few places…. fuck her and dap her forehead with your nuts on GP big homie, no nah vet

  47. Babydoll Says:

    *pours out a little for the golden era of nah circa 06-07*

    Yeah nigga, I was there…

    *gets t-shirts printed*

  48. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    Big Mike Presents – Tattered Rags and Body Bags, a Somali Pirate Mixtape

  49. Babydoll Says:

    Big Mike Presents – Tattered Rags and Body Bags, a Somali Pirate Mixtape

    ^imagine the skits on that shit…LMAO

  50. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    *dies*

  51. b-ease Says:

    pause.

    you have now

    ^^
    I set myself up for that, so I’m not going to challenge the call.

  52. 911 Says:

    nah, cOLD I missed the video, but I read about it awhile back.

    >>911 is always on his paranoia tip. I respect that but I cant live like that… honest to god I just like living day to day as much as I possibly can. I read the ish you link too and it clutters my mind with all kinds of thoughts and provocations, infinite possibilities. its like an orgy of the mind. I come out all disheveled and dumbfounded.

    Props *daps cold and nueve 11*

    ^>Yo, I can’t read that shit all the time neither brosef, I have a general understanding of how fucked man can be and sometimes I like to read about it. That about it. Get money, fuck bitches and live everyday as though it’s my last. Swear, some rappers be on to something.

    Daps fux, cOLD and 88. Plus all the new nahggas.

  53. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Big Mike Presents – Tattered Rags and Body Bags, a Somali Pirate Mixtape

    ^imagine the skits on that shit…LMAO

    ^^

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

  54. b-ease Says:

    Big Mike Presents – Tattered Rags and Body Bags, a Somali Pirate Mixtape

    ^^
    LOL, and you know Big Mike overuses gunshots, I cant think of a more appropriate DJ for this shit.

  55. Babydoll Says:

    Who the hell is Rye Rye?

    *blank stare @ nah ad*

  56. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    joeyprofits gmail
    ^^
    Go to rapgodfathers.com then to DL.

  57. cOLD Says:

    i dont like the term/slang “MINDFUCK”

    ^ why yo, no yonkers

  58. Smear Says:

    Scott Tenorman Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    dj khaled will NOT be a good executive and will NOT be the biggest executive around in 2 years.

    fuck that sand nigga.

    ^^
    My best mate’s Syrian, spent his early years in Beirut and has the same name Khaled and he’s proper ashamed of that clown: “The cunt doesn’t even pronounce his own name right” (c)Khaled Garman
    the k supposed to be silent……. Huled

  59. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Somali Pirates feat Max B. – Real Wavy (prod by Dame Grease)

  60. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    I cant think of a more appropriate DJ for this shit.
    ^^^^^^^^^
    lol but the Pirate mixtape has to have the clings of a machete against metal

  61. b-ease Says:

    Who the hell is Rye Rye?

    ^^
    M.I.A.’s teenage rapping prodigy from Baltimore.

  62. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    # Babydoll Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Big Mike Presents – Tattered Rags and Body Bags, a Somali Pirate Mixtape

    ^imagine the skits on that shit…LMAO
    ^^

    LMAO

  63. Babydoll Says:

    b-ease Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Who the hell is Rye Rye?

    ^^
    M.I.A.’s teenage rapping prodigy from Baltimore.

    ^Ok, that’s exactly what she looks like too…lol

  64. TheCo!!inB Says:

    LF: One of the most obnoxious yet gratifying fruits to eat is the north american california vagina…

  65. 40 Inc Says:

    hey eskay keep a tight ass buddy

  66. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    Delicate Negotiations by The Captured Somali Pirate

    Book on Tape available through NahRight.com

  67. b-ease Says:

    Adam Sanberg feat. T-Pain and Somali Pirates – “I’m on a Boat” (rmx)

  68. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    cOLD Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    i dont like the term/slang “MINDFUCK”

    ^ why yo, no yonkers

    ^^^^^^^

    it sounds like my mind cant take the info…or per the term mindFUCK my mind figuretively couldnt handle the pussy or dick …… ok I am babbling

  69. b-ease Says:

    ^Ok, that’s exactly what she looks like too…lol

    ^^
    lol, you aint lyin’ BD. Shorty gots BMore in her aura.

  70. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Adam Sanberg feat. T-Pain and Somali Pirates – “I’m on a Boat” (rmx)

    ^^

    this.

    LMAO!!

  71. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Big Mike Presents – Tattered Rags and Body Bags, a Somali Pirate Mixtape

    ^^

    Jimmy Iovine got flashbacks of the GRODT first week numbers and is being dropped off the coast of Somalia in a liferaft as we speak…

  72. Smear Says:

    Nope, I use the term mindfuck sparingly. And I don’t think I’ve ever paused it, or gotten called out for not pausing it.

    “Mindfuck” FTW

    ^^^
    agreed

  73. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Busta Rhymes featuring the Somali Pirates: We Making Ahab Money rmx

  74. cOLD Says:

    what would the cover look like on that mix tape, I can see niggas hanging from a ship with rocket launchers.

  75. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    I expect that Nippsey pic with the kids to be photoshopped onto a BOAT and be the next mixtape cover

  76. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Adam Sanberg feat. T-Pain and Somali Pirates – “I’m on a Boat” (rmx)
    ^

    LMAO

    Somali Pirates & Busta Rhymes – Somali Money Dance

  77. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    ^Ok, that’s exactly what she looks like too…lol

    ^^
    lol, you aint lyin’ BD. Shorty gots BMore in her aura.

    **Word…look like she spritzes on trash juice perfume

  78. b-ease Says:

    what would the cover look like on that mix tape, I can see niggas hanging from a ship with rocket launchers.

    ^^
    I just erupted (megapause) the most obnoxious laugh ever after reading that.

  79. Babydoll Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    b-ease Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    ^Ok, that’s exactly what she looks like too…lol

    ^^
    lol, you aint lyin’ BD. Shorty gots BMore in her aura.

    **Word…look like she spritzes on trash juice perfume

    ^*dies*

  80. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Somali pirates probably rap like “mother fuck a metronome!”

  81. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Adam Sanberg feat. T-Pain and Somali Pirates – “I’m on a Boat” (rmx)

    ^^

    You know they’re jacking the beat to ‘Gimme The Loot’ as well….

  82. Smear Says:

    Ante Up…… Jack that Boat!

  83. b-ease Says:

    I expect that Nippsey pic with the kids to be photoshopped onto a BOAT and be the next mixtape cover

    ^^
    This quickly went from joke to fairly good idea. If I could rap in a Somali accent, I’d hit the stu this weekend and record that shit.

  84. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    my fav is Somali Priate #2 aka Crack Sparrow

  85. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    LF: Am I wrong for not wanting to put “rims” on this car I’m about to get.

    I swear niggas here think its a crime just to keep your car the way it is

    *I dont fit in anymore*

  86. eskay Says:

    >>dude spit some hard bars, not to impressed with his flow.

    fair enough. he hasn’t REALLY wowed me like that yet either.

  87. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    LOL.

    Somali Pirates ft. Megazeene & Rick Ross – Infiltrated Cruise Ship Music (the Yacht Music RMX)

  88. b-ease Says:

    **Word…look like she spritzes on trash juice perfume

    ^^
    Ouch. I’m not from “in” the city. But that still stings a little bit.

  89. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    my fav is Somali Priate #2 aka Crack Sparrow

    ^^BAWSE!!!!!

  90. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    This thread just went from mehh to very funny….

  91. 911 Says:

    LF: One of the most obnoxious yet gratifying fruits to eat is the north american california vagina…

    ^>*asphyxiates*

    daps beezy…

    *Meets mexican chick in CALI, who says she’s 19, doesn’t believe her, she has no ID to prove it on her person, bangs anyway. Is some of the best I ever had. Learns to live with regrets*

  92. Smear Says:

    Ship’s cap won’t give it up Kidnap that fool!

  93. b-ease Says:

    Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    LF: Am I wrong for not wanting to put “rims” on this car I’m about to get.

    I swear niggas here think its a crime just to keep your car the way it is

    *I dont fit in anymore*

    ^^
    Are you typing from 2004?

  94. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Somali Pirates feat. Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, Kanye West – Maersk Alabama Music II

  95. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Will Ferrell ft John C Reily Somali Pirates – Boats and Hoes

  96. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    Are you typing from 2004?

    ^^THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!

    I try to explain this shit to these nukkas here (tx) but I get the cam face!1

    smh

  97. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    LMAOOOOOO!!

    DM convo w/ the pirates:

    Me: the US Navy don’t want war with the ultimate in sea villainry!!! “Piratry” should now be a major in colleges. . . . POW!!

    pirate: YEZ ITS GOOD LIFE TO BE PIRRATE. i can teache dis in de skools

  98. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    Ship’s cap won’t give it up Kidnap that fool!

    ^obviously this was meant to be read to the tune of Ante Up in your head.

  99. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Somali pirates featuring Fat Joe: Stealing some tight cash (booty)

    (none)

  100. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    LF: Am I wrong for not wanting to put “rims” on this car I’m about to get.

    I swear niggas here think its a crime just to keep your car the way it is

    *I dont fit in anymore*
    ^^^^^^^
    nah fuck chrome nigga. Black rims maybe. I got that shit on my truck but I keep them clean

  101. Skrong Taper: The Line-UP Prince Says:

    A Somali pirate tape wouldn’t be complete without a Hell Rell verse.

    Ol’ New Age Blackbeard the Pirate lookin’ ass nigga.

  102. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    my fav is Somali Priate #2 aka Crack Sparrow

    ^^

    *Sails round East Africa with a ‘Rob Me’ banner flying from mast*

  103. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    nah fuck chrome nigga. Black rims maybe. I got that shit on my truck but I keep them clean

    ^^I here ya. I’m like why to fuck to I need rims on a bmw?!?

  104. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Somali Pirates – Boats and Hoes

    ^^
    the nina, the pinta, the santa maria!
    i’ll do you in the butt hijack your boat
    while i’m drinkin sangria!

  105. Babydoll Says:

    Somali Pirates feat. Diddy, Carl Thomas & Ma$e- I been around the world

  106. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Are you typing from 2004?

    ***LOL

    @ ease- no personal shots intended on the “trash juice” comment…

    Little known fact: Driving in Baltimore after 10 pm eerily resembles the visual themes represented in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller video”

  107. Joey Profit$ Says:

    Go to rapgodfathers.com then to DL.

    ^^^

    Good lookin out –

  108. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Boats and Hoes…….boats and hoes..

  109. cOLD Says:

    track #3: your money or your rice
    —-
    LF: Am I wrong for not wanting to put “rims” on this car I’m about to get.

    ^ only if its an all black car and the rims are dull black. (no shiney shit)

  110. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    Somali Pirates ft. DMX – Somali Pirates Anthem (produced by Swizz Beatz)

  111. douglas martin Says:

    wait, didn’t pun’s widow once say that pun dying was the best thing that ever happened to her?

    *dead*

  112. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Somali Pirates ft. DMX – Somali Pirates Anthem (produced by Swizz Beatz)
    ^
    Fail.

  113. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Somali Pirates – Boats and Hoes

    ^^
    the nina, the pinta, the santa maria!
    i’ll do you in the butt hijack your boat
    while i’m drinkin sangria!
    ^^

    LMAO

    *kidnaps american ship captain*

  114. Smear Says:

    Its perfect timin, we see your ship shinin, give up your fuckin maersk liner!

  115. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Jay-Z f/ Somali Pirates: Mogadishu (We Go Hard)(ll)

    “I jack/ I rob/ I sin/
    When the Navy turns up/
    We’re gone with the wind…”

  116. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    Little known fact: Driving in Baltimore after 10 pm eerily resembles the visual themes represented in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller video”

    ^^GAAAATTTTTTTTTTT (c) 88

  117. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    This just in:

    Somali Pirates Mixtape outsells Joe Budden

  118. 911 Says:

    Did any of y’all get the email of the dudes (read rednecks), shooting the guy with vest on as a joke. The bullet goes through the vest, dude takes off the vest and he’s leaking. II. The fuck! Center mass too.

  119. cOLD Says:

    Somali Pirates feat. Diddy, Carl Thomas & Ma$e- I been around the world

    ^ he he

    CF: giggling is gay cause you have to cover your mouth with four fingers and hunch your shoulders.

  120. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    This just in:

    Somali Pirates Mixtape outsells Joe Budden

    ^ so they sold like 1500 copies?!

  121. TheCo!!inB Says:

    I’m sorry but Crack Sparrow is fucking hilarious

  122. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CF: giggling is gay cause you have to cover your mouth with four fingers and hunch your shoulders.

    ***LOL, for real****

  123. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    # Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    This just in:

    Somali Pirates Mixtape outsells Joe Budden

    ^ so they sold like 1500 copies?!

    ^^

    LOL

  124. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    CF: giggling is gay cause you have to cover your mouth with four fingers and hunch your shoulders.
    ^
    No need for the explanation, a man typing “He He” is just gay in itself.

  125. CiCi The Intern Says:

    That one pirate dude who didn’t get sniped out was smiling his ass off last night, surrounding by FBI. Gully as fuck lol

  126. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    Somali Pirates ft. 50 Cent – Many (sea)Men…

    (II)

  127. 911 Says:

    lmao!

  128. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    That one pirate dude who didn’t get sniped out was smiling his ass off last night, surrounding by FBI. Gully as fuck lol

    ***”City of God” level gully-ness

  129. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Crack Sparrow and Wavy Jones

  130. cOLD Says:

    No need for the explanation, a man typing “He He” is just gay in itself.

    ^he he. Nah I knew that mas mad fruity

    *giggles sheepishly* (c) farouq

  131. Big_seth aka Bruce Bamma Says:

    # TheCo!!inB Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    I’m sorry but Crack Sparrow is fucking hilarious
    ^^

    Yes it is. LOL.

    pardon me, I forgot to laugh at that.

  132. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Somali Pirates – Niggas Bleed (remx)

    just bring back the boat or the cream
    or else, ya life is on the shelf
    we mean that paul
    that cats you fuckin wit put rockets
    right in the ship’s hull

  133. cOLD Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    That one pirate dude who didn’t get sniped out was smiling his ass off last night, surrounding by FBI. Gully as fuck lol

    ***”City of God” level gully-ness

    ^ was that really gully, or he was just happy to be in the states, with mc donalds and flat screens.

  134. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Somalia Pirates feat ROBBIN’Son Carruso – ANTE UP the bootie/give up the goods (MOP ANTE UP/MOBB DEEP GIVE UP THE GOODS BEAT MASH UP)

  135. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    That one pirate dude who didn’t get sniped out was smiling his ass off last night, surrounding by FBI. Gully as fuck lol

    ^^

    He doesn’t give a fuck! If they send him to the big house – he’ll be a fucking hero

  136. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    I’m sorry but Crack Sparrow is fucking hilarious

    ^finally some recognition.

  137. Scott Tenorman Says:

    My best mate’s Syrian, spent his early years in Beirut and has the same name Khaled and he’s proper ashamed of that clown: “The cunt doesn’t even pronounce his own name right” (c)Khaled Garman
    the k supposed to be silent……. Huled

    ^
    thats the arab equivalent of coonery, he knows how to say it btu because its easier for everyone to say and pronounce, he sells his name and thus heritage out.smh.

  138. Smear Says:

    Whats good babydoll….How you likin the new Clipse jawn?

  139. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    He doesn’t give a fuck! If they send him to the big house – he’ll be a fucking hero

    ^^

    the nigga is from SOMALIA!!! any jail in america makes somalia look like beverly hills. . . it’s outta pocket over there, yo. . . .

  140. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Somalia Pirates feat ROBBIN’Son Carruso – ANTE UP the bootie/give up the goods (MOP ANTE UP/MOBB DEEP GIVE UP THE GOODS BEAT MASH UP)

    ^^

    Yesssssssss.

    “Mogadishu get the money – long time no cash/
    I’m caught up in a hustle where the waves go ‘splash’…”

  141. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “Mogadishu get the money – long time no cash/
    I’m caught up in a hustle where the waves go ’splash’…”

    ***LMAO

  142. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    any jail in america makes somalia look like beverly hills

    ^I think you meant this reversed…somalia makes jails look like BH (no asian guy named Paul who comments here)

  143. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Just bring back the boat or the cream
    ^ ^ ^
    gyaaaaaaaad damn!

  144. 911 Says:

    *bookmarks page*

  145. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Somalis gotta die/If I go, you gotta go/Somalis gotta die/prepare for high waves and heavy rolls/somalis gotta die/nobody has to know, that I robbed your ass on a ship, bitch…

  146. b-ease Says:

    ^ was that really gully, or he was just happy to be in the states, with mc donalds and flat screens

    ^^
    I’m sayin’.

  147. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    You’re nooooooooobody, till Somalis, steal from youuuuuuuuuu (i don’t wanna die)

  148. Rockabye Says:

    The way Kanye murks Push (less so Mal) on this Clipse is ridiculous.

  149. Babydoll Says:

    Smear Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Whats good babydoll….How you likin the new Clipse jawn?

    ^Chillin’…the new Clipse is good…Clipse and Kanye was a good look imo but I am looking forward to hearing more. Do you like it?

  150. Smear Says:

    i feel kinda feel sorry for the other 230 cats taped up right now (mostly Filipinos) who’ve got noone comin to save them or pony up a measly rasom. the amount of coin spent on gettin the one American in the mix free coulda paid off half the current ransoms. protect ya own eh?

  151. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    You’re nooooooooobody, till Somalis, steal from youuuuuuuuuu (i don’t wanna die)
    ^^^^^^^
    *dead*

  152. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^I think you meant this reversed…somalia makes jails look like BH (no asian guy named Paul who comments here)

    ^^

    yea, that way is better (no tellin shorty to get on top because you gettin tired of pumpin)

  153. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    nobody has to know, that I robbed your ass on a ship, bitch…

    ^^

    Quotable of the month in the Sea Source.

  154. Babydoll Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    You’re nooooooooobody, till Somalis, steal from youuuuuuuuuu (i don’t wanna die)

    ^lmao

  155. cOLD Says:

    just got get that captain ft Ransom weed carrier.

  156. sleep Says:

    3 meals a day in. American jail»»»»him being a somalia

  157. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Somalie – DAY N NIGHT remix

    THE LONELY PIRATE stays awake one eye on the prize at nighttttttt night nightttttttt

  158. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    Somalis gotta die/If I go, you gotta go/Somalis gotta die/prepare for high waves and heavy rolls/somalis gotta die/nobody has to know, that I robbed your ass on a ship, bitch…

    ^Wow, this just made me tear up a little bit.

    Classic thread brewing.

  159. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Could you imagine asian pirates, i’d quite my life on command.

  160. Scott Tenorman Says:

    Artists: Somali Pirate Posse
    Song: S.P.P.

    you down with SPP? yeah you know me
    you down with SPP? lets rob at sea

  161. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Nice.

  162. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Somalie – DAY N NIGHT remix

    THE LONELY PIRATE stays awake one eye on the prize at nighttttttt night nightttttttt

    ^^^

    JESUS CHRIST.

    Change the artist to Kid Pirate and it’s on…

  163. Scott Tenorman Says:

    Artists: Somali Pirate Posse
    Song: Valley of Death (Indian Ocean remix)

  164. Scott Tenorman Says:

    Artist: Somali Pirate Posse
    Song: Valley of Death (Indian Ocean remix)

  165. TheCo!!inB Says:

    that I robbed yo ass on a ship, bitch
    ^ ^ ^
    *ties anchor around neck*
    *walks off plank*
    *inhales deeply in water*

  166. D_Block_4_Life aka Heat the track up like Adobo/Sazon/Sofrito Says:

    Somalie – DAY N NIGHT remix

    THE LONELY PIRATE stays awake one eye on the prize at nighttttttt night nightttttttt
    ^^
    Bwahahahahahaaa

  167. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    asian pirates = Sea Ninjas

    *plays they SHOOT*

    Ninja stars from the top of the dock of a pirate ship …. they GOOKS

  168. Beezy aka BurnTree Madoff Says:

    classic shit.

    Aight I gotta route and head down to Philly….Flyers/Penguins tix tonight.

    Peace out Nahgers!

  169. Smear Says:

    ^Chillin’…the new Clipse is good…Clipse and Kanye was a good look imo but I am looking forward to hearing more. Do you like it?

    ^^
    yeah, I think the hype kinda set the bar pretty high for it… But really? shits fuckin tuff. The beat is ridiculous, Kanye’s actually rappin and u know Pusha n Mal gon bring it anyhow. Doubt it’ll see too much radio but fuck radio.
    “I’m the reason the hood needs a dental plan”

    As usual the Thorntons come with somethin proper. I just hope the label gives this album the attention it deserves.

  170. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Somali thief’s theme/ready to fight foreign whites if they don’t act right/tell em’ hand it over on some rude shit/somalis taking over cruise ships

  171. Boosie Says:

    # 911 Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    *Did that ninja techn9 really have afropuffs, with highlighted tips?*
    _____________________________________________________________

    LMAO…..Man that shit is funny if true….wow

  172. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    (Everyday I’m) Piratin’ f/ Rick Ross

  173. 911 Says:

    nobody has to know, that I robbed your ass on a ship, bitch…

    ^>i have no words…in tears…

  174. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Aight I gotta route and head down to Philly….Flyers/Penguins tix tonight
    =============================================
    Black people like Hockey?

  175. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    911 Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    nobody has to know, that I robbed your ass on a ship, bitch…

    ^>i have no words…in tears…

    ^^^^^^^
    really doe *dies*

  176. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    cuz you know who/robbed you know what/wit you know who/let’s just keep that between me and you/LET’S GO!
    -takeover

  177. Boosie Says:

    fux,

    deep down I be feeling the same way too about the pirates. Like I hope them niggas get theirs and fuck a whole shit up. But then its puts obama in catch 22. I wish them niggas would have done it in the bush era, but knowing that dude, he would have dropped mad bombs and missiles and it wouldn’t even be a story.

  178. Scott Tenorman Says:

    Artist: Somali Pirate Posse
    Song: Successful (Rookie Pirate Anthem Remix)

    Hook: *in somalian accent*
    i want the money,
    money and the guns,
    guns and the boats,
    the hos, i suppose…..

  179. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    **dead

    this thread has my tummy jiggling as I giggle sheepishly…….

    te he

  180. Babydoll Says:

    Smear Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    ^Chillin’…the new Clipse is good…Clipse and Kanye was a good look imo but I am looking forward to hearing more. Do you like it?

    ^^
    yeah, I think the hype kinda set the bar pretty high for it… But really? shits fuckin tuff. The beat is ridiculous, Kanye’s actually rappin and u know Pusha n Mal gon bring it anyhow. Doubt it’ll see too much radio but fuck radio.
    “I’m the reason the hood needs a dental plan”

    As usual the Thorntons come with somethin proper. I just hope the label gives this album the attention it deserves.

    ^Exactly! That’s all I’m saying…

  181. Rockabye Says:

    *turns on AutoTune*

    NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE ON A BOAT
    THEN THEM HELICOPS BLEW UP MY HOME…

  182. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    i want the money,
    money and the guns,
    guns and the boats,
    the hos, i suppose…

    ^^

    *SPEECHLESS*

  183. TheCo!!inB Says:

    When the rum is in the system/Aint no tellin will I rob em, will I kill em/That’s what my pirates yellin/We infidels by blood/Not relation/Cut off the captain arm/Fuck negotiations- Uh

  184. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    808s and Shipmates

  185. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Boosie I could honestly give a true fuck about what Obama is going to do. Sooo many pressing needs and things that wont be brought up let alone resolved, a few fucking pirates doing shit doesnt affect me in the slightest of ways. This world been fucked up and the more of the ways of the devil that comes to the light to the people who refuse to believe the better. Shit is straight WHEN THE WORLD STOOD STILL …type of shit

  186. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo’ Thoughts Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Aight I gotta route and head down to Philly….Flyers/Penguins tix tonight
    =============================================
    Black people like Hockey?
    ^^^^

    Broad Street Bullies >

  187. cOLD Says:

    deep down I be feeling the same way too about the pirates. Like I hope them niggas get theirs and fuck a whole shit up. But then its puts obama in catch 22. I wish them niggas would have done it in the bush era, but knowing that dude, he would have dropped mad bombs and missiles and it wouldn’t even be a story.

    ^ Obama knows how to address this, he’s skilled in the art of appeasing both sides. He can still be sympathetic to their cause, while satisfying patriots.

  188. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    When the rum is in the system/Aint no tellin will I rob em, will I kill em/That’s what my pirates yellin/We infidels by blood/Not relation/Cut off the captain arm/Fuck negotiations- Uh

    ^^^^^^^
    *nods head in dumb approval* *dies*

  189. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    bad enough that i showed up late/i had to kill him before we even got the cake/welcome to heartbreak. . .

    -welcome to heartbreak remix feat. Cudi and Somali Pirates

  190. Mac Brown aka Montgomery Blaine (classy) Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    808s and Shipmates

    ^^You sir……….. have killed sir Montgomery Blaine with you wit & humour

    good show!

  191. 911 Says:

    icon ftw.

    daps boosie, yo you’re on that ’07 list too sun. my bad.

  192. Smear Says:

    The way Kanye murks Push (less so Mal) on this Clipse is ridiculous
    ^^^’
    PushaTon sounds like his voice dropped a couple octaves and yeah, mayb he even dumbed it down…. Drums are stupid

  193. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    TO SIZZLA’s NO BATTY BOY ….

    SOMALIA PIRATE – No Cabin Boy

    *raps in patios*

  194. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Black people like Hockey?
    ^^^^

    Broad Street Bullies >

    ^^

    i can’t fuck w/ the flyers. . . they be lettin me down. . . eric lindros shoulda had like 3 rings by the time he retired!!

    lol, remember when they put the flyers jersey on big ben???

  195. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Broad Street Bullies >
    =====================
    I take it you’re from Philly lol.

  196. b-ease Says:

    Word is born/We gon swim
    Son, don’t fake no moves
    Treat it like spear chucking
    We can’t lose/Can’t Lose
    Nigga you aint got explain shit
    Been robbing niggas since we sold em
    To the slave ships
    With the same clip
    And the same AK
    Two point blank
    Tell a cracker make my day

  197. cOLD Says:

    Boosie I could honestly give a true fuck about what Obama is going to do. Sooo many pressing needs and things that wont be brought up let alone resolved, a few fucking pirates doing shit doesnt affect me in the slightest of ways. This world been fucked up and the more of the ways of the devil that comes to the light to the people who refuse to believe the better. Shit is straight WHEN THE WORLD STOOD STILL …type of shit

    ^ I hear you and all, but so many people want Obama to fail, I gotta ride with him and hope he handles it proper.

  198. Scott Tenorman Says:

    Artist: Somali Pirate Posse
    Song: Pop Your Brains (Pop Champagne Remix)

    how we robbin’ all the ships,
    you know you hate it,
    hostages rolling on the floor like they sex it,
    when you send threats to us,
    we know you fake it,
    all the captains give the loot to us,
    we dont gotta take it

    ooooohhhh we pop your brains!

  199. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    When the rum is in the system/Aint no tellin will I rob em, will I kill em/That’s what my pirates yellin/We infidels by blood/Not relation/Cut off the captain arm/Fuck negotiations- Uh

    ***LMAO…

    “I know Somali pirates known to kidnap captains/take over whole cruise ships and demand a ransom/That’s how it happens, whole crew face down/that negotiation shit? that shit is played out/it’s all about the gold/all I have to do is make one phone call/you’re disappearing by tomorrow/all our guns are borrowed/actually, I’m only doing this pirate shit to get on TV…

  200. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    The Clipse are on Columbia. The only other artist of note over there is Jim Jones.

    They should get a major push.

    Plus, rumor has it that half the album will be produced by Pharrell.

    I mean, if it ain’t broke, don’t fuck with it.

  201. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo’ Thoughts Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Broad Street Bullies >
    =====================
    I take it you’re from Philly lol.
    ^^^

    So obvious, ain’t it? LOL

    @ Pap … The Flyers underachieve, I will give you that. Speaking of dropping jerseys on statues, last year some Penguins fans put a Pittsburgh jersey on Rocky. Bold dudes lol

  202. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    ^ Obama knows how to address this, he’s skilled in the art of appeasing both sides. He can still be sympathetic to their cause, while satisfying patriots.

    ^^

    Don’t let that shit fool you – he’s got his bars ready like Jay at Summer Jam…

    “Iraq don’t want it with ‘O’/
    Somali Pirates don’t want it with ‘O’ – Noooooooooooooo”

  203. TheCo!!inB Says:

    i want the money,
    money and the guns,
    guns and the boats,
    the hos, i suppose
    ^ ^ ^
    *stops*
    *drops*
    *rolls*

  204. cOLD Says:

    Don’t let that shit fool you – he’s got his bars ready like Jay at Summer Jam…

    “Iraq don’t want it with ‘O’/
    Somali Pirates don’t want it with ‘O’ – Noooooooooooooo”

    ^ Nigga’s mad diplomatic… Money he talks with government before dropping bombs.

  205. J. Caesar Says:

    LMAO @ the somali pirate comments…doubt dude will get pardoned..but he will be a hero if they put him in jail here

  206. Joey Profit$ Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    April 21st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    That one pirate dude who didn’t get sniped out was smiling his ass off last night, surrounding by FBI. Gully as fuck lol

    ^^^^^

    He’s probably like dam I’m a superstar here – I could work with this – lol.

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