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132 Responses to “Video: TMZ You In Hell”

  1. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey was fondled by Chris Stokes …

  2. babydoll Says:

    Nick Carey is hilarious ©Dave Chappell’s son

  3. Beezy Says:

    Marcus Garvey invented Post-It Notes

  4. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marky Marcus Garvey and the Funky Bunch …

  5. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey ghost wrote for Kanye’s Blog

  6. RIGZ Says:

    # blaze22 Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Hey Eskay I got question about that Hov verse too..

    “Now my name’s being mentioned with the martyrs
    The Biggie’s and the Pac’s and the Marley’s and the Marcuses”

    Who is he talking about with that last dude? Marcuses?

    I’m just so confused(c) Buck

  7. TheCo!!inB Says:

    marcus garvey was the first black man to put butterfly doors on a buick.

  8. Beezy Says:

    Who is he talking about with that last dude? Marcuses?

    I’m just so confused(c) Buck

    ^Right after “Marcuses” he says “GARVY, got me a molitov cocktail…”

  9. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Anthony Garvey is secretly married to J-Lo …

  10. RIGZ Says:

    # pockets Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 12:13 am

    Who is he talking about with that last dude? Marcuses?

    ^werd i dunno either

  11. babydoll Says:

    Nick Carey breaks faces wears suits…a lot now

  12. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey and his brother Brian are both professional baseball players …

  13. RIGZ Says:

    SMH @ this coming for a post where people were shittin on Wayne for not knowing Jay said “heir”

    The irony & hypocrisy is crazy

  14. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey is 50’s son

  15. TheCo!!inB Says:

    marcus garvey plays Spanky Hayes on Nick Cannon’s “Wild’n Out”

  16. Big_seth Says:

    Y’all niggas mad foul for goin in on Garvey like that… (II)

    by the way. I heard he was the first reg in the comment section. Him & D.Billz were the first ones. He taught Billz everything he knows about Black righteousness.

  17. anons aka brother mouzone in a joe clair era Says:

    Jay was quoted as saying, “Blueprint 3 is over. It’s never coming out. Kanye wanted to take it in another direction and that just ain’t me.”

    ^^

    Jay aint ready

  18. RIGZ Says:

    # killa jones Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 12:44 am

    marcus garvey= jamaican guy from backk in the day

  19. R.J.Orion Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Marcus Garvey is 50’s son

    ————

    LMAO

    best one yet

  20. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey was a black leader

  21. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    marcus garvey ghostwrote on the college dropout

  22. Beezy Says:

    Marcus Garvey is Pharrell’s stylist

  23. RIGZ Says:

    # Big_seth Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Y’all niggas mad foul for goin in on Garvey like that… (II)

    by the way. I heard he was the first reg in the comment section. Him & D.Billz were the first ones. He taught Billz everything he knows about Black righteousness.

    ^^

    Oh shit

  24. TheCo!!inB Says:

    marcus garvey hosted the first Gangsta Grillz

  25. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey once played point guard for the Sharpie company basketball team …

    they called him Magic Marcus …

    get it ? …

  26. Ghost Writer Says:

    Big_seth Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Y’all niggas mad foul for goin in on Garvey like that… (II)

    by the way. I heard he was the first reg in the comment section. Him & D.Billz were the first ones. He taught Billz everything he knows about Black righteousness.

    ^
    *dead*

  27. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    bloggingstocks.com/2009/04/01/new-gm-will-include-cadillac-and-chevy-and-chuck-the-rest/

  28. Ghost Writer Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Marcus Garvey once played point guard for the Sharpie company basketball team …

    they called him Magic Marcus …

    get it ? …

    ^
    *smoked*

  29. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    marcus garvey = nation

  30. babydoll Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Marcus Garvey once played point guard for the Sharpie company basketball team …

    they called him Magic Marcus …

    get it ? …

    ^LMFAO…

  31. Ghost Writer Says:

    *still LMAO @ Magic Marcus*

  32. R.J.Orion Says:

    like most Black Revolutionaries, Marcus Garvey dates white women who look like Kathy Bates, and he is also Blake Griffin’s biological father …

  33. TheCo!!inB Says:

    marcus garvey bought boats and started taking his people back to africa

  34. Mac Brown Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Marcus Garvey once played point guard for the Sharpie company basketball team …

    they called him Magic Marcus …

    get it ? …

    ^^DAWG………. um you just made me laugh/fart!!! (LART)

  35. Beezy Says:

    Now my name’s being mentioned with the Nahtyrs
    The Billz’s and the Pockets and the Crazy’s and the Co!!inses

  36. - keka - Says:

    i see special people on this post today..

    -thats crazy who dont know marcus garvey or didnt pic up on who he was talking about especialy with “marley” mentioned right before..

  37. R.J.Orion Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:37 am
    marcus garvey bought boats and started taking his people back to africa

    —————-

    LMAO @ you trying to sneak actual Marcus Garvey facts in …

  38. TheCo!!inB Says:

    marcus garvey copied christopher columbus’ swag

  39. babydoll Says:

    i see special people on this post today..

    ^I see a billion other big headed people ©Hov (ll)

  40. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Eddie Murphy’s character in “Boomerang” was based on Marcus Garvey.

    Wassup Land aka Whitman Mayo aka Sonny Liston aka Blind Mellon Jelly.
    You ol’ “I want my Daddy’s records” lookin’ ass ninja…LOL

    Wassup Nah?

  41. - keka - Says:

    (*damn, babydoll pic kinda sexy :P)

  42. Big_seth Says:

    For some odd reason, my boss is gone, and this girl at the office threw John legend on pandora. We getting Musiq Soulchild, & d’angelo…

    This music is stuff I associate with makin baby’s… WTF? Why she put this on.

  43. Ghost Writer Says:

    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
    i see special people on this post today..

    ^I see a billion other big headed people ©Hov (ll)

    ^
    Do you have to say (ll)?

  44. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    After the current contraction, a few artists, like Lil’ Wayne, will still be able to rake in large sums. But the top-heavy shape of the industry as a whole will change. There will never be another 100-million-selling album, there may not ever be another 20-million-selling album. “The profits were just gloriously obscene,” says Bob Sherwood, who was head of marketing for Columbia when Faith was released, and has had top positions at Mercury Records, CBS Records, and Sony. “You can’t do that today.”

    portfolio.com/views/columns/dual-perspectives/2009/03/30/Record-Labels-Get-Real

    ^^^
    M.J. Thriller = The GOAT.

  45. babydoll Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Eddie Murphy’s character in “Boomerang” was based on Marcus Garvey.

    ^LOL…*daps DPS*

  46. babydoll Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am
    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
    i see special people on this post today..

    ^I see a billion other big headed people ©Hov (ll)

    ^
    Do you have to say (ll)?

    ^Not U, but I do

  47. Big_seth Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:40 am

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:37 am
    marcus garvey bought boats and started taking his people back to africa

    —————-

    LMAO @ you trying to sneak actual Marcus Garvey facts in …
    ^^

    Co-LMAO.

    this nigga tryin to educate people.

  48. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey ghostwries for Aidonia …

  49. TheCo!!inB Says:

    LMAO @ you trying to sneak actual Marcus Garvey facts in….
    ^ ^ ^
    you saw what i did there © escondido

  50. MR. MEEN Says:

    marcus garvey taught Pimp C directions…

    hey folks working on a redesign of me lil site lemme know what yall think. Thanks.

  51. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup BD aka Christie Love!!!

  52. babydoll Says:

    – keka – Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:42 am
    (*damn, babydoll pic kinda sexy :P)

    ^um, thanks…you’re a dude right? No shots…

  53. Ghost Writer Says:

    This music is stuff I associate with makin baby’s… WTF? Why she put this on.

    ^
    AYO

  54. Big_seth Says:

    Marcus garvey & Halle Selassie invented the pick & roll.

  55. dorian gray Says:

    Why don’t you click your hills three times and go back to Africa. (C) Chappelle

  56. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Marcus Garvey co-wrote and produced many of Luther’s biggest hits.

  57. babydoll Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Wassup BD aka Christie Love!!!

    ^LOL

  58. RIGZ Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Marcus Garvey ghostwries for Aidonia …

    ^^

    Fucking dead yo

  59. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # Big_seth Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Marcus garvey & Halle Selassie invented the pick & roll.

    ^^^^
    Brofflitis

  60. R.J.Orion Says:

    *lookalikes*

    Marcus Garvey & Beanie Sigel

    … sweartogod …

  61. Big_seth Says:

    # Ghost Writer Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:45 am

    This music is stuff I associate with makin baby’s… WTF? Why she put this on.

    ^
    AYO
    ^^

    lol

    Can you clarify why? Makin baby’s invloves a female.

  62. RIGZ Says:

    Garvey personally donated X-Facta’s hand-me-down loose socks

  63. Da PartyStarter Says:

    C88S88 applauds Marcus Garvey.

    Wassup C88S88?

  64. Ghost Writer Says:

    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am
    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
    i see special people on this post today..

    ^I see a billion other big headed people ©Hov (ll)

    ^
    Do you have to say (ll)?

    ^Not U ©me, but I do

    ^
    Shots fired

    *checks self*
    I meant that you being a girl you don’t have to say that

  65. babydoll Says:

    RIGZ Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Garvey personally donated X-Facta’s hand-me-down loose socks

    ^ROFFLE!

  66. R.J.Orion Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Marcus Garvey co-wrote and produced many of Luther’s biggest hits.

    ——-

    LOL … and played a mean bass, too …

    *daps DPS aka Crispus Attucks*

  67. Big_seth Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am

    *lookalikes*

    Marcus Garvey & Beanie Sigel

    … sweartogod …
    ^^

    *dives head first (II) into coral reef from slave ship*

  68. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # RIGZ Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Garvey personally donated X-Facta’s hand-me-down loose socks
    ^^^
    LMAO

    Wassup My Rigga?

  69. babydoll Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:48 am
    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am
    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
    i see special people on this post today..

    ^I see a billion other big headed people ©Hov (ll)

    ^
    Do you have to say (ll)?

    ^Not U ©me, but I do

    ^
    Shots fired

    *checks self*
    I meant that you being a girl you don’t have to say that

    ^LOL…no shots, that was a quick shout out and a response…that one required a pause in my book…just covering myself (yes)…I been doing this for a long time ©your fav trollop

  70. MR. MEEN Says:

    marcus garvey showed maino how to deliver the hand of god.

  71. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am
    C88S88 applauds Marcus Garvey.

    Wassup C88S88?

    ^^^
    *daps Disco Stu*
    *cracks whip on Marcus Garveys back* (n.h)

  72. - keka - Says:

    Marcus garvey & Halle Selassie invented the pick & roll.

    ok,
    -that kinda had me laughing… or was it the blunt ??

    *keka= male,
    yeah, i know cant help the nick name…
    ha,… (it feels wierd when u have to explain that your a male ;/)

  73. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Marcus Garvey and Nelson Mandela pledged Alpha Phi Alpha together.

  74. RIGZ Says:

    Garvey taught Biggie how to do the shoulder bounce dance

  75. Beezy Says:

    Marcus Garvey once bowled a 300

  76. RIGZ Says:

    PartyStarter whats good?

  77. babydoll Says:

    *keka= male,
    yeah, i know cant help the nick name…
    ha,… (it feels wierd when u have to explain that your a male ;/)

    ^just had to ask…Nah is funny like that…and I know what you mean, I had to prove to these niggas that I was a female even with the name Babydoll (don’t ask how I proved it)

    *hopes Crazy isn’t looking*

  78. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Marcus Garvey sold Fiddy the Officer Ricky C.O. pictures and arranged Tia’s flight to NYC.
    That’s also Marcus Garvey smuttin’ Officer Rickey’s other BM in that porno…

  79. RIGZ Says:

    Garvey sent the little kid to duppy Omar…

  80. Ghost Writer Says:

    Big_seth Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am
    # Ghost Writer Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:45 am

    This music is stuff I associate with makin baby’s… WTF? Why she put this on.

    ^
    AYO
    ^^

    lol

    Can you clarify why? Makin baby’s invloves a female.

    ^
    Cause you said you don’t know why she put it on….like u’ve never been with a chick before….

  81. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey rubbed “the clear” and “the cream” on Barry Bonds joints …

  82. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey invited the remix

  83. - keka - Says:

    (*yeah, sorry to talk bout something other than garvey… )
    just finished listening to the kiss album (i know late)

    tight!

    *im copping this.

  84. Da PartyStarter Says:

    A census taker once tried to interview Marcus Garvey.

    Marcus Garvey proceeded to eat the interviewer’s liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

    FSFSFSFSFSFFFSFFFSFS!!!!

  85. Big_seth Says:

    Marcus Garvey beat the statue of liberty in a staring contest.

  86. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey sold Juelz Santana to the white man for 2,000,000 dollars and a plane ticket to Jamaica …

  87. The Bio-Chemical Slang Lord Says:

    Garvey told Slick Rick to step his jewellery game up

  88. babydoll Says:

    Marcus Garvey wrote the lyrics to Ether and saved them in a time capsule for Nas

  89. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey and Maurice Garland are rivals

  90. MR. MEEN Says:

    Marcus Garvey is playing tennis with Big Boi and Don Cornelius. On the moon bitch.

  91. The Bio-Chemical Slang Lord Says:

    Garvey is Barack’s biological father

  92. - keka - Says:

    “babydoll Says:

    ^just had to ask…Nah is funny like that…and I know what you mean, I had to prove to these niggas that I was a female even with the name Babydoll (don’t ask how I proved it) ”

    -u know i got to ask?? :)

    *but, if a dude got a name like “babydoll..he must be in the closet with cOLD”

  93. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey tought Ice Cube, Patrick Ewing (his oldest son) and The Game how to perform an intimidating mean-mug …

    henceforth, Marcus’s closest friends call him Casket Face …

  94. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Marcus Garvey gave Amber Rose her first Caesar.

  95. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey is Pappose real name

  96. D_block_4_life Says:

    The Kiss of Death > The Last Kiss

    Marcus Garvey is Latarian Miltons biological father and Don’s Imus foster brother.

    1

  97. Big_seth Says:

    # Ghost Writer Says:
    Cause you said you don’t know why she put it on….like u’ve never been with a chick before….
    ^^

    LOL.

    We in the office homie. There are a bunch of other people around. I don’t think I could pull it off without anyone knowing.

  98. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Marcus Garvey Posted 2pacs bail… they would later work to release All Eyez on Me.

  99. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey’s funny feather hat has been officially declared “Wavy” …

  100. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/damon-dash-s-ride-pinault-in-a-jam-tahari-s-tv-blitz-2088509?module=today

    ^^^
    ShoutOut Damn Dash.

    *does DameDash DiceRoll Dance*

  101. babydoll Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Marcus Garvey and Maurice Garland are rivals

    ^*dies* I couldn’t remember his name…I started to type something similar

  102. Ghost Writer Says:

    Big_seth Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:59 am
    # Ghost Writer Says:
    Cause you said you don’t know why she put it on….like u’ve never been with a chick before….
    ^^

    LOL.

    We in the office homie. There are a bunch of other people around. I don’t think I could pull it off without anyone knowing.

    ^
    LOL

  103. Beezy Says:

    Marcus Garvey battled Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania 2. Steamboat won by DQ.

  104. Big_seth Says:

    # COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Marcus Garvey gave Amber Rose her first Caesar.
    ^^

    LMAO

  105. D_block_4_life Says:

    Marcus Garvey battled Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania 2. Steamboat won by DQ.
    ^^
    BROOOFFLELELELECOSPETRSGERG

  106. babydoll Says:

    COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Marcus Garvey gave Amber Rose her first Caesar.

    ^GAAAATTTT!

  107. Big_seth Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    Marcus Garvey battled Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania 2. Steamboat won by DQ.
    ^^

    LOL. WTF

  108. sleep Says:

    So I came in wifey last night after we spoke about it but as soon as I came in her. I put on my levis and went to 24hr duane reade and cop the pill. I got scared I’m not ready for that much responsibility.

  109. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey was the first one to knock Suge out (this footage is unreleased and Akon has it)

  110. - keka - Says:

    “D_block_4_life Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:59 am
    The Kiss of Death > The Last Kiss”

    both tight… but, im feeling “the last kiss” a little more… maybe cause its new.. just sounds more solid to me.

  111. D_block_4_life Says:

    Marcus Garvey penned sheeks verses on We Are The Streets and did some of the voices for the intro, most notably the gay coke head.

  112. The Bio-Chemical Slang Lord Says:

    Marcus Garvey was Benzino’s personal advisor

  113. cOLD Says:

    So I came in wifey last night after we spoke about it but as soon as I came in her. I put on my levis and went to 24hr duane reade and cop the pill. I got scared I’m not ready for that much responsibility.

    ^ lol.

  114. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Marcus Garvey helped me save money thru my Car Insurance.

  115. Beezy Says:

    Marcus Garvey penned sheeks verses on We Are The Streets and did some of the voices for the intro, most notably the gay coke head.

    ^”Fuck the LOX, them niggas is basura…” ~Marcus Garvey

  116. The Bio-Chemical Slang Lord Says:

    Marcus Garvey told Malcolm to get his toes sucked

  117. Ghost Writer Says:

    Marcus Garvey “slept” with sleep’s wifey the night before sleep came in her

  118. D_block_4_life Says:

    Marcus Garvey invented Adobo

  119. babydoll Says:

    sleep Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:03 am
    So I came in wifey last night after we spoke about it but as soon as I came in her. I put on my levis and went to 24hr duane reade and cop the pill. I got scared I’m not ready for that much responsibility.

    ^chivalry is alive and well!

  120. The Bio-Chemical Slang Lord Says:

    Marcus Garvey owns WorldstarHipHop

  121. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    babydoll Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am
    COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Marcus Garvey gave Amber Rose her first Caesar.

    ^GAAAATTTT!

    ^^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  122. R.J.Orion Says:

    D_block_4_life Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Marcus Garvey invented Adobo

    ————-

    my Fried Chicken tastes better than any man, woman, grandma or Chef can make it …

    thanks to Adobo …

  123. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Marcus Garvey played Kid’s dad in House Party 1

  124. D_block_4_life Says:

    thanks to Adobo …
    ^^
    No thank Marcus

  125. Ghost Writer Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:07 am
    Marcus Garvey played Kid’s dad in House Party 1

    ^
    That’s a good one….lmao

  126. R.J.Orion Says:

    Marcus Garvey had the new Yankee Stadium built, to be a safe haven for black people who are tired of White Supremacy …

    afterwards, CC Sabathia immediately signed a contract with the Yankees …

    Marcus Garvey then convinced Mark Texieira that since he is Portugese, that he too, is a black man …

    Texieira immediately signed with the Yankees …

  127. sleep Says:

    Damm these crackas private school as niggas who don’t know bout marcus garvey. I use to look forward every February(black history month) to hear stories bout marcus and dude who invented peanut butter.

  128. - keka - Says:

    “Ghost Writer Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Marcus Garvey “slept” with sleep’s wifey the night before sleep came in her”

    yall killing me :) – hallarious!

  129. F U Says:

    No pause needed for these 3 fruits

  130. liveee Says:

    man nick cannon has money! DO YOU KNOW WHO HIS WIFE IS?

  131. LDNITBUT Says:

    marcus is marcus houston brother

  132. THEORETICAL GANGSTER Says:

    EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP….I just FARTED

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