Cam’ron – Crime Pays Artwork

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KILLA!


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200 Responses to “Cam’ron – Crime Pays Artwork”

  1. cOLD Says:

    illmatic

  2. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:

    KILLA!

  3. Mike Says:

    Cam cam – blam blam

  4. BOX B Says:

    KILLLAAAAAAAAA

  5. the watcherz Says:

    copping

  6. AmpGeez a.k.a. Rich Off Cocaine Says:

    Basic Photoshop 101

  7. b-ease Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Rich Off Cocaine Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Basic Photoshop 101

    ^^
    LOL, word.

    With that said,

    KILLA!

  8. the watcherz Says:

    Basic Photoshop 101
    ^^
    it look dope though

  9. Beezy Says:

    that watch looks like its from the year 2137

  10. Nestle Snipes Says:

    It’s crazy to buy a new car nowadays….the depreciation value is ridiculous…
    especially on a luxury car…

    You can get a pre-owned car for the 1/4 of it…

    honestly its better to lease…and get the tax reduction…

  11. cam'ron Says:

    Damn I look good.

  12. wavy is a cliche Says:

    cams album covers>>>
    say im lying

  13. Sean Coonery Says:

    The fucking V-Necks took over…

    Thank you jim jones

    for having niggas showing their chest, collar bones and throats…

  14. Sean Coonery Says:

    # wavy is a cliche Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:52 am

    cams album covers>>>
    say im lying

    ^Co sign…COF album cover >>>

  15. b-ease Says:

    Tip, Young Dro, B.o.B., Young LA, Big Kuntry, Killer Mike, Alfamega, and 8Ball & MJG.

    ^^
    That’s actually a pretty dope lineup.

    I besides the issues of 8Ball&MJG being a good 5 years past their prime, having no reason to believe Young LA is good for anything but that single, Alfamega inevitibly getting murdering someone, Kuntry Kings wack, Mike’s lack of marketibility, Tips prison term, and Dro’s lack of productivity, this label is mad promising.

  16. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    wavy is a cliche Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:52 am
    cams album covers>>>

    ^^^
    Yea, thats a proper cover. KILLA.

  17. wavy is a cliche Says:

    killa season album cover >>

  18. wavy is a cliche Says:

    come home with me album cover>>>

  19. b-ease Says:

    cams album covers>>>
    say im lying

    ^^
    Are you kidding? Confessions of Fire is GOAT untentionally hilarious album cover of all time. Nigga looked like a gay blacksmith.

  20. Beezy Says:

    Purple Haze album cover >>>

  21. G7 Says:

    cam right.com

  22. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    yea, this will be the first iTunes download ive made in years.
    KILLA.

  23. b-ease Says:

    come home with me album cover>>>

    ^^
    Yea, that cover was definetly ill.

  24. wavy is a cliche Says:

    Are you kidding? Confessions of Fire is GOAT untentionally hilarious album cover of all time. Nigga looked like a gay blacksmith.

    ^
    not at all
    *straightens face*(ll)

  25. lol Says:

    43,000 fallllliiiinnnnn

  26. b-ease Says:

    Greatest covers = first five WuTang solo records.

    And Nas has more dope covers than any other solo artist.

  27. G7 Says:

    *daps* beezy, b-ease, s.coonery, wavy, crazy, amp, tribe, cold

  28. wavy is a cliche Says:

    i mean seriously if your album was titled confessions of fire, can you honestly tell me you would not pose with goggles and a sledgehammer?

  29. b-ease Says:

    *daps G7*

  30. G7 Says:

    hopefully nobody brings up Cash Money and No Limit covers

  31. Big_seth Says:

    # Ghost Writer Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Marcus Garvey “slept” with sleep’s wifey the night before sleep came in her
    ^^

    *shows late pass*

    This is hilarious. LOL

  32. nirun Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Purple Haze album cover >>>

    agreed; that cover oozed dipset

    Cam is doin a good job of losing any signs of affiliation with juelz or jimmy the cricket

  33. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    b-ease Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Greatest covers = first five WuTang solo records.

    And Nas has more dope covers than any other solo artist.

    ^^^
    No Sur! that shit was slick for the first 3 covers, Everything after that was trash.

  34. Beezy Says:

    i mean seriously if your album was titled confessions of fire, can you honestly tell me you would not pose with goggles and a sledgehammer?

    ^roffle…I fail to see what one has to do with the other.

    *daps G7*

  35. wavy is a cliche Says:

    *daps gsiete*

  36. Big_seth Says:

    KILLA.

  37. TheCo!!inB Says:

    v necks with the taco meat out is how I like to do it.

  38. G7 Says:

    >>Nigga looked like a gay blacksmith.

    ha ha!!

  39. nirun Says:

    font selection fail

  40. PHENOMENON Says:

    Lol, YouTube has the illest April Fools joke thus far.

  41. Big_seth Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Tip, Young Dro, B.o.B., Young LA, Big Kuntry, Killer Mike, Alfamega, and 8Ball & MJG.

    ^^
    That’s actually a pretty dope lineup.

    I besides the issues of 8Ball&MJG being a good 5 years past their prime, having no reason to believe Young LA is good for anything but that single, Alfamega inevitibly getting murdering someone, Kuntry Kings wack, Mike’s lack of marketibility, Tips prison term, and Dro’s lack of productivity, this label is mad promising.
    ^^

    So basically you saying B.o.B better sell some records. LOL.

  42. b-ease Says:

    No Sur! that shit was slick for the first 3 covers, Everything after that was trash.

    ^^
    That Street’s Disciple cover (the multiple Nas’ at the Last Supper) was crazy, and the Nigger cover was >>> than the album (not that that’s saying alot).

  43. G7 Says:

    >>jimmy the cricket

    ^jimeny cricket > jimmy the cricket

  44. wavy is a cliche Says:

    That Street’s Disciple cover (the multiple Nas’ at the Last Supper) was crazy, and the Nigger cover was >>> than the album (not that that’s saying alot).

    ^
    lmao its not saying anything at all. any image of a chest naked nas (ll) is instant comedy

  45. nirun Says:

    # G7 Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    >>jimmy the cricket

    ^jimeny cricket > jimmy the cricket
    ___

    tomatoe tomato

  46. G7 Says:

    >>Nas has more dope covers than any other solo artist

    ===
    took some time to think about it. yeah, co-sign

  47. nirun Says:

    199x.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/00-rza-as_bobby_digital_in_stereo-front.jpg

    GOAT cover

  48. wavy is a cliche Says:

    lawd knows i hate me some gnoz, but not even i cant front on that streets disciple cover

  49. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    G7 Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    >>Nas has more dope covers than any other solo artist

    ===
    took some time to think about it. yeah, co-sign

    ^^^
    No Sur. Shit if anything, GFK covers are better.

  50. G7 Says:

    >>lmao its not saying anything at all. any image of a chest naked nas (ll) is instant comedy

    ^at least we couldn’t see his chest though(ll)

  51. Eastern_Digital Says:

    KILLA!!

  52. eskay Says:

    who far from a star but they car is Gallardo

  53. G7 Says:

    true Crazy, Ghost has some ill covers too.

  54. G7 Says:

    *back to work*

  55. R.J.Orion Says:

    ASENINO !

  56. eskay Says:

    Street’s Disciple cover > Street’s Disciple CD

  57. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    *Daps to the crew*

    Question to all the barbers. Whats the best kind of adjustable clippers to use. My Wahl clippers just burned out on me and I’m not sure if I had the proper ones to begin with.

  58. babydoll Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    v necks with the taco meat out is how I like to do it.

    ^LOL…I was gonna say, niggas in VA wear V necks…but a deep v is a different story…smh

  59. R.J.Orion Says:

    edit:

    ASESINO !

  60. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Durex > trojans. Fuckin trojans dont roll back right.

  61. Mac Brown Says:

    Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    *Daps to the crew*

    Question to all the barbers. Whats the best kind of adjustable clippers to use. My Wahl clippers just burned out on me and I’m not sure if I had the proper ones to begin with.

    ^^Oster……. the burgundy colored ones.

  62. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Street’s Disciple cover > Street’s Disciple CD

    ^Damn eskay thats kind of harsh. Minus the three to four songs he dedicated to Kelis, that album was pretty tough

  63. nirun Says:

    Sekou Story was ill off of street’s disciple

  64. wavy is a cliche Says:

    stillmatic is a definetly a nominee for WCOAT

  65. Mac Brown Says:

    *wears v neck

    has only 15 chest hairs

  66. Boosie Says:

    Yung La had a tight verse on Ain’t I

  67. eskay Says:

    Street’s Disciple sucked donkey dick

  68. L Says:

    “i make men become stars, call me the milky way ” (c)
    KILLA !

  69. samsohn Says:

    GANGSTARR ALBUM COVERS >>> CAM ALBUM COVERS

  70. R.J.Orion Says:

    Streets Disciple 2CD lp > Kingdome Come + American Gangster …

  71. b-ease Says:

    stillmatic is a definetly a nominee for WCOAT

    ^^
    Yea, shit is hilariously gaudy. In fairness tho, I think that’s what he was going for. Him on that cover represented what he saw as the “bling bling” mentality at the time. The godson cover was Noah after the flood that washed all the bullshit away ie Ether.

  72. b-ease Says:

    Street’s Disciple > Nigger > HipHop is Dead

  73. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    Street’s Disciple sucked donkey dick

    ^Chill. I disagree. He had bangers on there. The entire first disc was good, the second disc had those “Kelis I love you songs” but there were gems to be found on there too

  74. Beezy Says:

    SD > Nastradamus

  75. wavy is a cliche Says:

    Yea, shit is hilariously gaudy. In fairness tho, I think that’s what he was going for. Him on that cover represented what he saw as the “bling bling” mentality at the time. The godson cover was Noah after the flood that washed all the bullshit away ie Ether

    ^
    lmao the pidgeon was so unnecessary

  76. Big_seth Says:

    as an artist I have to say DOOM usually has some crazy covers too. MM… FOOD was dope & even the Dangerdoom cover was cool.

    Born Like this is like the first mediocre one he’s done.

  77. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    Question to all the barbers. Whats the best kind of adjustable clippers to use. My Wahl clippers just burned out on me and I’m not sure if I had the proper ones to begin with.

    ^^Oster……. the burgundy colored ones.

    ^Good looks

  78. R.J.Orion Says:

    Untitled (NIGGER) & Hip Hop Is Dead were subpar … but, Streets Disciple was one of NaS best LPs …

  79. wavy is a cliche Says:

    and a orange velour suit? really?

  80. Johnny Cadelco Says:

    KILLA!

  81. eskay Says:

    the joint with User from Kingdom Come > Street’s Disciple (both CD’s)

  82. Sean Coonery Says:

    What is the lifetime usually of some clippers?

  83. samsohn Says:

    Nas is a clown with the covers – except for Illmatic

    BIG – READY TO DIE – GCOAT…
    the symbolism of the fucking baby on the cover! shit’s crazy

  84. eskay Says:

    >>Untitled (NIGGER) & Hip Hop Is Dead were subpar … but, Streets Disciple was one of NaS best LPs …

    ^there’s not one ounce of truth in that there sentence

  85. R.J.Orion Says:

    Oster……. the burgundy colored ones.

    ————

    word…

    them Wahl clippers are mad cheap … but you get what you pay for …

  86. eskay Says:

    aye yo, this lil’ nigga Nas think he live like me,
    drove 5’s, shot 5, flipped pies like me?
    nah, Cam gonna blast,
    I done ran through his past,
    and I ran for the mag,
    Taliban on your ass!
    you’re terry cloth,
    that means very soft,
    thanks Jay, Carm’s the bomb,
    broke her cherry off

  87. Johnny Cadelco Says:

    Eskay,

    You wild out. Kingdom Come > Street’s Disciple only if you’re a jay-z stan/fan O.D.. In general Streets Disciple >>>>>>> Kingdom Come

  88. Boosie Says:

    # eskay Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Street’s Disciple cover > Street’s Disciple CD
    __________________________________________________________

    I fully agree. That album was trash. I forced myself into actually think it was okay.

  89. samsohn Says:

    >>Untitled (NIGGER) & Hip Hop Is Dead were subpar … but, Streets Disciple was one of NaS best LPs …

    ^there’s not one ounce of truth in that there sentence

    /\

    That statement’s 100% true, I dont know what covers you were looking at

  90. Beezy Says:

    thanks Jay, Carm’s the bomb,
    broke her cherry off

    ^ouch.

  91. Sean Coonery Says:

    Nas had 10 platinum chains (i.e. cashmoney) on that cover

  92. Big_seth Says:

    HipHop is Dead is a horrible cover. The resolution aint even high enough on that shit.

    Professional designer FAIL.

    The pigeon on stillmatic is the GOAT accessory for a cover. LOL

  93. samsohn Says:

    >>Untitled (NIGGER) & Hip Hop Is Dead were subpar … but, Streets Disciple was one of NaS best LPs …

    ^there’s not one ounce of truth in that there sentence

    /\

    that’s right…they were all whack

  94. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:

    Wait so street disciple was dope but untitled was wack?

    Untitled is one of his best LPs

    Streets disciple is a double disc of fillers

  95. eskay Says:

    severely massacred,
    we really gonna laugh at ya,
    the mac milli blast at ya,
    you really run to Africa,
    stupid, sucker for love,
    home plenty,
    Nelson Mandela?
    we all boned Winnie

  96. Boosie Says:

    But streets disciple> Kingdom come

  97. b-ease Says:

    House in Virginia
    The only way you sicker than us
    Getttin bagged with 22s
    Now whos the ridiculous fuck
    No time for the gunplay
    Its okay
    Cause you’re dying any way

    (Sorry Cam)

  98. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    @ RJ & Mac:

    this:

    amazon.com/Oster-Fast-Feed-Clipper-Attachments/dp/B000BN3CPQ/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1238602428&sr=8-3

  99. Boosie Says:

    untitled was an average album with dookie beats

  100. eskay Says:

    >>Streets disciple is a double disc of fillers

    ^this

  101. samsohn Says:

    gangstarr

  102. nation Says:

    what up

  103. R.J.Orion Says:

    Killa should have just used the True Magazine Cover photo, for the Crime Pays lp cover …

  104. b-ease Says:

    Untitled is one of his best LPs

    ^^
    No.

    It’s on the bottom tier of Nas LPs

    Illmatic, IWW, I am, Lost Tapes, Stillmatic, Gods son >>>>> Untitled

  105. A tribe called quest aka Bitch, im the space invader Says:

    Daps g7. Wattup meng

  106. eskay Says:

    shit, I come over and fight,
    you a lame, you forgot over the night,
    yo, your career’s over like Mike,
    any one,
    Tyson,
    Jordan,
    Jackson

  107. Mac Brown Says:

    Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    @ RJ & Mac:

    this:

    ^^yup…….those are the ones I have. Lasted me almost 3yrs so far with no problems

  108. PHENOMENON Says:

    as an artist I have to say DOOM usually has some crazy covers too. MM… FOOD was dope

    ^ ^
    **Scratches. . . Sniff’s

    Co-sign.

  109. wavy is a cliche Says:

    and fuck the pop charts
    i pop up like a pop tart
    pop arms
    pop legs
    pop hearts

  110. samsohn Says:

    hit, I come over and fight,
    you a lame, you forgot over the night,
    yo, your career’s over like Mike,
    any one,
    Tyson,
    Jordan,
    Jackson

    /\
    cam’s jacking big there clearly

  111. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    ^^yup…….those are the ones I have. Lasted me almost 3yrs so far with no problems

    ^Bong Bong

  112. Boosie Says:

    mf doom= hazardous waste

  113. wavy is a cliche Says:

    and my money come from under the table
    put the gun
    under the table
    one in ya naval
    KILLA!

  114. eskay Says:

    ask dunn about my mean kids,
    frizzle steam,
    tripple beam,
    cripple teams,
    when you seen money in Queenbridge?
    never,
    I used to catch the Tunnel,
    Lil E, Vernon side,
    I gave him packs and bundles,
    how many grams in an ounce?
    how many ounces in an eighth,
    how many eighths in a key,
    shorty, stay in your place,
    before the AK’s in your face,
    take your daughter, R Kelly,
    have my way with her face!

  115. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Rich Off Cocaine Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Basic Photoshop 101

    ^^

    LMAO!

  116. Sean Coonery Says:

    Who the fuck is Winnie?

    “We all boned winnie?“

    lol

  117. R.J.Orion Says:

    Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    @ RJ & Mac:

    this:

    amazon.com/Oster-Fast-Feed-Clipper-Attachments/dp/B000BN3CPQ/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1238602428&sr=8-3

    ————–

    word… the barber approved joints with the adjustable close cut blade …

  118. Charles Oakley Says:

    Jadakiss – A.I. 5 Commercial prod. by Trackmasters
    zshare.net/audio/580387143db82c7c/

    Jadakiss ft. Allen Iverson – A.I. 6 Commercial prod. by Trackmasters
    zshare.net/audio/58038755575c5539/

  119. Big_seth Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Killa should have just used the True Magazine Cover photo, for the Crime Pays lp cover …
    ^^

    LOL. This one aint bad though. Its good enough.

    KILLA

  120. frank fiasco Says:

    Once a Cam stan….

  121. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Far Left 2 – ADM ……. Far Left was like top5 last year

    *daps all*

  122. Jay Gee Says:

    this shit already look classic. im def gonna have the legit joint. crime pays!

  123. TheCo!!inB Says:

    anybody noticing any “conflicker c” shit going on with their computer yet?

  124. Sean Coonery Says:

    Cam’ron bit off DMX, Pac, BIG on that diss…

    still made it sound hot though…

  125. samsohn Says:

    gangstarr…

    Actions have reactions, don’t be quick to judge
    You may not know the harships people don’t speak of
    It’s best to step back, and observe with couth
    For we all must meet our moment of truth

  126. eskay Says:

    Winnie Mandela you dumbfuck

  127. R.J.Orion Says:

    *daps Drake7 and Nation, aka The Ayatollah*

  128. G7 Says:

    “…and y’all wear the same aroma, how to blow(ll) on ya 8th LP I’ll show ya”- Nazareth Savage

  129. The Truth... Says:

    >> Basic Photoshop 101

    wow….people love to hate.

    “I don’t like his shirt”…..”that chain looks fake”…..”he didn’t even shave”

    GTFOH….

  130. babydoll Says:

    samsohn Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    hit, I come over and fight,
    you a lame, you forgot over the night,
    yo, your career’s over like Mike,
    any one,
    Tyson,
    Jordan,
    Jackson

    /\
    cam’s jacking big there clearly

    ^Yeah, I instantly thought of Biggie when I just read that

  131. sleep Says:

    King mag is folding next month will be the last issue. Its safe to say most mags and newspapers will fold by 2011

  132. R.J.Orion Says:

    sean coonery still doesnt know who marcus garvey is …

  133. Mac Brown Says:

    sohh.com/2009/04/jim_jones_wants_dipset_re.html

    ^^jimmy’s getting desparate

    what did he sell anyways…..Yesterday I predicted 40K first week

  134. Nestle Snipes Says:

    you niggas cut your own hair? how do you do that? must be hard, trimming and giving yourself shape ups
    rather go to the barber for 15 dollars

  135. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    King website still goin hard? I always thought of KING as a bootleg Maxim … and Maxim sucked so if you go from less then sucked youre just sucking

  136. nirun Says:

    what are such words?

  137. Mac Brown Says:

    Nestle Snipes Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    you niggas cut your own hair? how do you do that? must be hard, trimming and giving yourself shape ups
    rather go to the barber for 15 dollars

    ^^been cutting my own hair since I was 13….. (am 31 now)

  138. samsohn Says:

    gangstarr

    fuck yall

    From New York to Cali it remains the same

    Bitch niggaz always wanna go against the grain

    The strong will survive, the weak shall perish

    Y’all need more courage, I keep y’all nourished

    Get in line, I let you know right now

    You need to slow right down or you get blown right now

    From what I see it’s systematic how we push to addicts

    Demographics make the street life hell or drastic

  139. G7 Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    *daps Drake7 and Nation, aka The Ayatollah*

    ^whudup mang

  140. BrooklynNY Says:

    suicide bounce and nazareth savage are dope

    streets disciple is an ill album

  141. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    NIGGA!
    you’re terry cloth, that means very soft!
    KILLA!

  142. Nestle Snipes Says:

    Conflicker C April Fools Day Virus

  143. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    you niggas cut your own hair? how do you do that? must be hard, trimming and giving yourself shape ups
    rather go to the barber for 15 dollars

    I been cutting my own hair since 15. I need to keep my hair cut every week, at most every 10 days. And I trim my beard at least twice a week. Do you know how much money I would spend going to a barber to do all that shit. In a month, I could have bought clippers and and a T-Liner to get the job done for the next year.

  144. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Fuck that April Fools shit

  145. Digital Scales Says:

    daps all daps daps daps daps daps daps

  146. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    you niggas cut your own hair? how do you do that? must be hard, trimming and giving yourself shape ups
    rather go to the barber for 15 dollars

    I been cutting my own hair since 15. I need to keep my hair cut every week, at most every 10 days. And I trim my beard at least twice a week. Do you know how much money I would spend going to a barber to do all that shit. In a month, I could have bought clippers and and a T-Liner to get the job done for the next year.

    ^^^
    Say word.

  147. G7 Says:

    BrooklynNY Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    suicide bounce and nazareth savage are dope

    streets disciple is an ill album

    ^I agree. Disciple, Streets Disciple, War, Reason…etc. It had a lot of tough tracks on it. And what double disc doesn’t have any filler? not too many.

  148. The Truth... Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    hit, I come over and fight,
    you a lame, you forgot over the night,
    yo, your career’s over like Mike,
    any one,
    Tyson,
    Jordan,
    Jackson

    /\
    cam’s jacking big there clearly

    ^Yeah, I instantly thought of Biggie when I just read that
    ______________________________

    No Shit!!
    You guys for real?! hahaha….

  149. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    bitches be knowing what they be doin, leavein shit @ the crib… now i GOTTA see this broad…

    (thinks… damn did u rush the bitch up out the spot?)

  150. TheCo!!inB Says:

    GET SOME NIGGAS ON STAGE…

  151. sleep Says:

    The black man who invented peanut butter»»»»marcus garvey

  152. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    ONE finger. The left index, to be exact.

    That’s all I was allowed to touch my partner with during last weekend’s orgasmic meditation session at the OneTaste center in Little Italy.

    “Usually, we would have you wear rubber gloves,” says instructor Robert Kandell, “but since you two are dating, it’s not necessary.”

    With that, he guides my digit directly onto the sweet spot of a beautiful young woman who asked to be called Layla in this story.

    While most meditation involves sitting still and breathing deeply, orgasmic meditation (“OMing” for short) requires a partner and is a heck of a lot more intimate. Layla had agreed to try it out, and lay on her back on a mat in front of me, unclothed from the waist down.

    I sit to her right, being taught a subtle finger movement that would make Buddha himself blush.

    “Relax,” says co-instructor Racheli Cherwitz, who along with Kandell lives at the OneTaste Center in San Francisco. I couldn’t tell if Layla or I were more nervous. We’re not used to having an audience.

    “Society calls orgasm the moment of climax,” Cherwitz goes on. “But that’s not necessarily the goal here.”

    If it all sounds kind of crunchy, that’s because it is. OneTaste is an organization founded in 2004, with the goal of fusing spirituality and sexuality, and orgasmic meditation — something of a signature practice — is seen as a way of directly accessing spiritual energy and of breaking through the barriers around sexual contact. The technique is practiced either in a group setting or privately between couples, and is being taught here next month in a series of workshops at the downtown center. Layla and I lucked into a private tutorial.

    Most OMing begins with an “inventory,” in which I’m supposed to tell Layla exactly what her honey pot looks like. While she’s a stunningly good sport about accompanying me to the OMing itself, she refuses to submit to this initial step.

    “I am not used to one person being that aware of my hoo-ha,” she tells me later, “let alone three people staring down at it and talking about where to put your hand and how fast to rub.”

    So, skipping the inventory, we proceed directly to “the stroke.”

    Basic OMing is all about touching the woman, nothing else. It was a bit strange to be pulled back to third base after hitting home runs, but the position is familiar to dozens of OneTaste members here and in SF who practice OMing every morning at 7. (There are advanced courses where focus shifts to the guy, but again, climax is not the goal.)

    “Remember, it’s just the two of you having an experience together,” says Kandell.

    Indeed, after just a few minutes of OMing, I feel a most unusual sensation. Not the kind of excitement you’d feel if Adriana Lima and Bar Refaeli invited you to share a hot tub, but more like throwing back five shots of bourbon and then going for a fast run around the block. It’s a heady buzz, mixed with equal parts wooziness and intensity of focus.

    Layla tells me later that she felt the same thing, and was left “shaking like I just touched a live wire.”

    It’s not an unusual response, according to OneTaste co-founder Nicole Daedone. She is also visiting from SF this week to teach classes on intimacy, including one tonight in Midtown. The next OMing course in New York begins April 25 and is included in a OneTaste membership that costs $300.

    “You are dealing with the most potent energy there is,” Daedone explains, while Layla and I sit buzzing. “OMing is the most the direct, clean access we have to that energy.”

    Daedone should know. There was a time when she was OMing five times a day, and says that in the past 14 years she has instructed thousands

    of students, ranging in age from 18 to 78.

    “I understand it seems weird before you try it,” she says.

    “But once you do, it’s like, oh, this makes sense. Thirty years ago, yoga was also seen as weird. I think 30 years from now, OMing will be as common and accepted as yoga.”

    Hear that, personal trainers? Start flexing those index fingers!

  153. Digital Scales Says:

    i spreaded her butt cheeks and spat in the pussy, she didnt know how to react

  154. Beezy Says:

    I’d miss all the barbershop chatter if I cut my own hair.

  155. samsohn Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    hit, I come over and fight,
    you a lame, you forgot over the night,
    yo, your career’s over like Mike,
    any one,
    Tyson,
    Jordan,
    Jackson

    /\
    cam’s jacking big there clearly

    ^Yeah, I instantly thought of Biggie when I just read that
    ______________________________

    No Shit!!
    You guys for real?! hahaha….

    /\
    THat rhyme don’t display skill.
    I’m not sayin cam doesn’t have skill – even though he doesn’t have much when it comes to lyricism – he is one of the most creative rapper’s ever
    But that line ain’t mean shit to me

  156. The Truth... Says:

    >> streets disciple is an ill album

    Not sure if I agree…it’s got some joints, but it’s not a great album.

  157. samsohn Says:

    im out to smoke my haze…

  158. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    nahright everyday > barbashop chatter.

  159. Digital Scales Says:

    streets disc > kindom come

  160. G7 Says:

    “This ain’t 50, this ain’t Jigga, this ain’t Diddy, this ain’t pretty
    pain, power, pussy and pistols, lyrically no one, hold none near me, hear me Kids cheer me like The Count of Monte-Cristo…” Disciple

  161. Sean Coonery Says:

    Yo Fux…give me some cliffnotes…that shit is way too long..

    that shit was a fucking 10,000 word essay…

  162. Digital Scales Says:

    new york haze is fucking dead, that shit is like regs to me now

  163. R.J.Orion Says:

    *sleep’s it up*

    *has sexy with wifey*

    *during sex, has fantasies of Courtney Paris*

    *unloads triple-double on wifey’s neck & chin*

    *logs on to nahright, and asks DBillz and cOLD if this is normal*

  164. BKScribe Says:

    I don’t understand how these cats sip daiquiris…
    like its all good down at the hit factory..
    be on 54th… whole click backin me..
    and all our click clackery.. will take ya wrist wrappery..
    I aint no rapper B.. i skeet uzi’s..
    and I can’t act.. Turnt Down 3 movies (KILLA)

  165. BrooklynNY Says:

    Digi, you gotta mix it up or you get Haze immunity after like 3 days straight

    theres been mad Sour around

    *bumps nore/styles*
    we smokin sourrr diesel like everrrydaayyyy

  166. from the mind of a negro Says:

    i had to applaud this cover

  167. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    *unloads triple-double on wifey’s neck & chin*

    ^Hahahahaha

  168. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    i just wanna say, im glad Santana is NOT on Crime pays, fuckin up some hook or a Track, spitin shit he did 4 summers ago.

  169. The Truth... Says:

    >>>I don’t understand how these cats sip daiquiris…
    like its all good down at the hit factory..
    be on 54th… whole click backin me..
    and all our click clackery.. will take ya wrist wrappery..
    I aint no rapper B.. i skeet uzi’s..
    and I can’t act.. Turnt Down 3 movies (KILLA)

    hahaha…..KILLA!!

  170. Beezy Says:

    theres been mad Sour around

    ^yeah I been smokin sour for like 3 straight weeks from my connect.

    I need some blueberry in my life.

  171. Nestle Snipes Says:

    S-W-A-G-G-E-R

    LESS

    MUNGKIES

  172. eskay Says:

    >>new york haze is fucking dead, that shit is like regs to me now

    ^this

  173. babydoll Says:

    mango >>> blueberry

  174. eskay Says:

    just to reiterate:

    Street’s Disciple sucked donkey dick

  175. sleep Says:

    Obama chicken»»»popoyees»»»kfc

  176. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Santana sucks swear to god, that nigga fell off. His flow is mad marginal now, he spits that talk/dumb slow flow (c)Pop Champgne

  177. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    just to reiterate:

    Street’s Disciple sucked donkey dick

    ^^^^^
    damn thats some huge dick to suck. Why cant it suck Chimpanzee dick?

  178. Farouq (ya thats my government) aka Nah’s Ving Rames in Baby Boy Says:

    Mango> __________

    peel that shit and suck it, get some shit stuck in your Teef

    *daps up BD*

  179. hoodtalk.org Says:

    ………………

  180. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    Lol @ the headline.

    These days Ontario’s weed game seems to be >>>>>>>

    My connect comes round with a briefcase and samples in different bags and breaks down the effects and everything. He’s actually more like a marijuana consultant.

  181. Jersey*made*me Says:

    The fucking V-Necks took over…

    Thank you jim jones

    for having niggas showing their chest, collar bones and throats…

    ^^
    Not exactly.Philly niggas was rocking v-necks for years.I’m talking late 90’s.Granted he took it mainstream.

  182. Bacalao Salao Says:

    KILLLLLLLLLLA!

  183. TheCo!!inB Says:

    i don’t smoke anymore but the marijuana i’ve seen out here in california is some of the most beautiful foliage i’ve ever seen….next to west virginia.

  184. Bacalao Salao Says:

    aint nothing like dat arizona stink yada mean.

  185. Jersey*made*me Says:

    just to reiterate:

    Street’s Disciple sucked donkey dick

    ^^
    Bullshit.War,Seku joint,Bridging the gap,etc.GTFOH

  186. Oscar Says:

    KILLA!

  187. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    My man has a connect out in DC that grows his own shit. When I was out there, that shit had me stuck to the fucking couch how high i was

  188. public school whitey Says:

    gay blacksmith cover > your favorite rappers entire catalog covers

  189. Ted DiBiase Says:

    I ate them shots like pastry, mmmMMM tasty

  190. dorian gray Says:

    KILLA!!!!!!!

  191. joeboxxer02 Says:

    The black man who invented peanut butter»»»»marcus garvey

    ^^

    George Washington Carver? Step you’re black history game up

  192. Epic Says:

    Blahhh

  193. Seth Gueko Says:

    NAS >

    please, the most weak nasir lp is > than the rap game in general

  194. jaffe jo ho Says:

    ima buy like 6 copies

  195. we stone Says:

    i doubt this will be the official cover

  196. we stone Says:

    >>new york haze is fucking dead, that shit is like regs to me now

    lol thats a sign for you to take a vacation.
    ive been taking like 2 week breaks. since i dont smoke so frequently anymore, my tolerance got low as shit. ive been gettin higher than ever just off of a few hits off that sour

  197. Ace Wonders Says:

    “That ain’t a maybach, that’s a maybe”

    -KILLA!!!

  198. Cam’Ron - Crime Pays | OnSMASH Says:

    […] for this go round. Album is in stores May 5th. Check the jump for tracklisting. Cover spotted at NahRight. […]

  199. bennerH Says:

    Crime Pays… no benefits

  200. KING Says:

    KILLA!!!

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