March 31st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
>>yo no lie when i’m waiting for new nikes in the mail, it’s the closest i’ve ever felt to christmas, being that i was a muslim who never had shit on christmas except getting up and having breakfast with mom dukes and my sisters
you lost, I was muslim and still got shit on Xmas. my parents ftw.
lolololol ok i got black friends whose parents been christian, n.o.i., and then finally sunni muslim so they be celebrating christmas, saviors day, and both Eids on GP, presents for all that shit like it’s nothing
nah homie my parents been *jigga voice* “islamic” ((c) N.O.E.) so there’s no remnants of the Christ faith in my crib
that being said, i got nothing but love for the homie jesus (mentioned 40 times in the qur’an) and his blessed mother (most revered woman in islam) and of course his non-biological father brosef
My girl is not like that, but it’s a lot of women out here with high expectations but they don’t even go into Duane Reade and get vaginal deodorant. They don’t even go wash. Walking around smelling like shit. [Laughs] I don’t care. I’m just telling you, I’m more than a rapper, I’m an evolutionist. And I don’t even know what rap got to do with Cornell [West], a motherfucker that look like a weird scientist. All he need is a wand. What does Dr. Cornell got to do with rap? Cornell should go fuckin’ jump in a fuckin’ river. I would like to see Cornell in the street and tie him up and cut his fuckin’ hair off. Just give him a clean bald head and say, “Keep walkin’.” What the fuck Cornell got to do with rap?
Yo, I cant even breathe. This whole interview is amazing
DX: Yao Ming.
Kool Keith: Do your chemical research. He’s gonna have a baby. Maybe a pretty woman would have a baby with him. It ain’t only for the girls either. Guys too, you got ugly guys producing. People should put on a condom, stop reproduction. Stop bad reproduction. God bless the boy who brings the ugly child in this world. He didn’t ask to be here. Now people want to show their babies, but they need to cover ’em up. You might have a son that’s 7’5″ looking like fuckin’ Lurch. Like a circus, like a freak show. Genetics are messed up. Everybody crossing their genetics. You have a freak show. You run a circus.