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Video: Hip Hop Monologues – Inside The Life & Mind Of Jim Jones

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The critically acclaimed off-Broadway musical Hip Hop Monologues: Inside the Life & Mind of Jim Jones.

Lots of cameos.


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110 Responses to “Video: Hip Hop Monologues – Inside The Life & Mind Of Jim Jones”

  1. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    *drops mad bombs*

  2. kevfresco Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=MdLDOiwn9ro

    blackargo video.

    youtube.com/watch?v=5jHxfm9YvWc

    rawspillage video.

    ***my niggas is in competition w/eachother. thoughts?

  3. ridalen Says:

    got these niggas doin broadway plays (c) max b

  4. A tribe called quest Says:

    Ugh jimmy doing an ode to stack is sickening.

    Segway Waas that franky @:12

  5. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    *daps octavious*

    see what i did there? (c) esgay

    that was a momentous lazarus/octavious monday morning dap.

    put it in the book esgay.

    “On March 16, 2009 Jim Jones got knocked the fuck out and the illest commenters in history – Lazarus and Octavious – dapped [||].”

  6. g7 Says:

    Jones is reachin’
    n/h

  7. Suaveebolaayatollahsaudiarabiacocacola Says:

    *Prays IV people not to forget he has an album out in a week*

  8. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    THEY DOIN BROADWAY PLAYS WITH MAFEW BRODERICK AND SHIT KIKH KIKH KIKH (c) charles

  9. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    *daps lazarus*

  10. Darth Cipher Says:

    # nirun Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    lebanese shish taouk is fireee!!! co-siggles
    ^^^

    fuck fire, it’s crack… swear they put coke in the garlic sauce!!!

  11. g7 Says:

    *doesn’t pray for reign*

  12. No_neva-eva Says:

    Having a Lebanese wifey in the kitchen>>>>>>>>

  13. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    swear they put coke in the garlic sauce

    ^

    yeah my mom does for sure – i always thought the white powder was tahini lol but i was wrong

    anyway i like this debate. is gyros better than shawera and shish tawouq. that’s a tough one. depends on my mood.

    also garlic sauce gives tadziki sauce a run for its money but yogurt/cucumber sauce is also known to contain crack chemicals *takes a bath in tadziki sauce*

  14. A tribe called quest Says:

    Smh Has nah talked about what wasnt acceptable 10yrs ago because im pretty sure doing one man broadway plays about your life is pretty up there.

  15. nirun Says:

    fuck fire, it’s crack… swear they put coke in the garlic sauce!!!
    __

    the garlic sauce IS ill GAAAAAAAT DAAAAAAAAAMN.

    blonde hair blue eyed lebanese women >>>

  16. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    No_neva-eva Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Having a Lebanese wifey in the kitchen>>>>>>>>

    ^

    lol co-sigs based on bilad-u-sham pre-colonial borders that contained syria/jordan/palestine/lebanon *daps*

  17. eskay Says:

    >>shish tawouq.

    I don’t think I ever had that, gonna have look into it.

  18. nirun Says:

    spring chicken on a skewer eskay, step your middle eastern eatery game up

  19. A tribe called quest Says:

    *Thinks like jim jones*

    *Doesnt shower*

  20. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    the juice in the chicken is incredible….how do you get soo much flavor on one stick? that shit is crack

  21. wavy is a cliche Says:

    chrissy set jim up for this one
    “that’ll be a good look for you bay-bee”

  22. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    (cam Voice)
    …who this nigga?

  23. g7 Says:

    two of my best friends are Lebanese. their moms got ill kitchen skills.

  24. g7 Says:

    >>how do you get soo much flavor on one stick

    ayo

  25. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    vimeo.com/3650176

    ^^^^
    YOOO my nah niggas did you guys happen to see this clip of this womans foot I caught in TJ? unbelievable case of Elephantitus

  26. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    eskay Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    >>shish tawouq.

    I don’t think I ever had that, gonna have look into it.

    ^

    whenever u decide ur cool enough to come to chicago [||] i’ll scoop u at o’hare and we’ll hit pita inn on dempster so u can sample all the GOAT middle eastern crack-laden cuisine

    if i could recommend the ill spots in NY i would but i avoid that shithole of a city *slaps the taste outta bloomberg’s mouf for defending israel’s gaza offensive*

  27. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    g7 Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    >>how do you get soo much flavor on one stick

    ayo

    ^

    a hot, steaming rod of meat with white sauce on the end > __________

  28. nirun Says:

    # Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    the juice in the chicken is incredible….how do you get soo much flavor on one stick? that shit is crack
    ___

    the yogurt man, have u ever bbq’d with seasoned yogurt marinated chicken that’s prepared over night? shit is incredibly tender, juicy, and flavourful

  29. No_neva-eva Says:

    Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    No_neva-eva Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Having a Lebanese wifey in the kitchen>>>>>>>>

    ^

    lol co-sigs based on bilad-u-sham pre-colonial borders that contained syria/jordan/palestine/lebanon *daps*

    ^^^^

    Word. My lady can flip it all- babaganoush, kibbe’, mousaka, tabouleh, and on and on, matter of fact I just polished off some Arabic sweets from Beirut- honey and pistachio for days on in..

    But now she’s working on some next level lasagna.

    I’m spoiled as hell right now..

  30. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    anybody in Vegas this upcoming weekend? Holler on the Twitter with a DM I will be in Prive’ saturday night if needed

  31. The Shooter Says:

    Who’s this guy? (c) Killa

  32. I Hate My Job Says:

    *Thinks like Jada*
    *Gangs in Newy York,Alot of Soft Niggaz signed up*

    *thinks like Jim Jones*
    *Signs up for Harem bloods chapter*

  33. nirun Says:

    baklava? sounds like a cuss word

  34. wavy is a cliche Says:

    we bannin lip singin

  35. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    nirun link to an online one so I can cop the seasoning

  36. geico lizard Says:

    “blonde hair blue eyed lebanese women >>>”

    ^
    I hadnt heard that but ill research it*googles lebanese porn*

  37. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    I polished off some pistachios last night with a cold brew

  38. BARPAN MUSIC Says:

    comment section is lookin like twitter right now…lololol

  39. nirun Says:

    grouprecipes.com/sr/11143/yogurt-baked-chicken/recipe/

  40. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    *daps G7 & Sux&Fux.com*

  41. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    on the strenth i don’t mind a blonde/blue eye arab woman but those smoky brown eyes with olive skin and full lips and gargantuan mammaries meant to rear 13 kids on GP – that’s my steez ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  42. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    vimeo.com/3650176

    ^^^^
    YOOO my nah niggas did you guys happen to see this clip of this womans foot I caught in TJ? unbelievable case of Elephantitus

    ^^^^^^^

    TRUST ME WATCH THIS its only like a second

  43. Rockabye Says:

    Where is Budden’s “Wack MCs” verse from?

  44. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    BARPAN MUSIC Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    comment section is lookin like twitter right now…lololol

    ^

    lol nah more like Food Network

  45. g7 Says:

    *daps Cocca, Fux, Chea and the rest*

  46. A tribe called quest Says:

    *Thinks like Jim jones*

    *Calls people faggots, Repeats phrase “No homo”*

    *Does one man monologue about my life on broadway next to The little mermaid musical (Im assuming)*

  47. I Hate My Job Says:

    Kim Kardashian is Lebanese or some shit,so I co-sign on off that alone

  48. dorian gray Says:

    * hears middle eastern food debate, considers about going to devon street in chicago for lunch*

    * thinks about brooks stretch mark laden beat box*

    * is no longer hunger*

    * sells screenshots to fat people as appetite suppressant*

  49. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    my kuwaiti homie got a wife who’s half kuwaiti and half algerian and on the strenth she’s thin but her mammaries could rear all of the children in algeria and kuwait, straight milk-stand status. type of chick whose kids are breastfeeding till age 3 on some socially uncomfortable type jump-off.

  50. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    I know a nigga named Darian Gray what are the odds

  51. R.J.Orion Says:

    … eating jive Hoes > eating gyros …

  52. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    Does one man monologue about my life on broadway next to The little mermaid musical

    ^

    deaddddddddddddddd lololool

  53. nirun Says:

    Lebanon is definitely my favourite middle eastern country.

  54. wavy is a cliche Says:

    kim is romainian

  55. A tribe called quest Says:

    Arent middle eastern women hairy as shit

    (No shots at my mid east brothers)

  56. dorian gray Says:

    * hears middle eastern food debate, considers about going to devon street in chicago for lunch*

    * thinks about brooks stretch mark laden beat box*

    * is no longer hunger*

    * sells screenshots to fat people as appetite suppressant*

    * profits*

    * makes it rain with high class strippers*

  57. Big_seth Says:

    *notices today’s topic of choice is food*

    I haven’t eaten much Arab food. I guess I need to do that.

  58. wavy is a cliche Says:

    armenian*

  59. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    I Hate My Job Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Kim Kardashian is Lebanese or some shit,so I co-sign on off that alone

    ^^^
    “i met a mean west indi’n Slimy named Kimmy & i taught her to say may i have, instead’a gimmy”

  60. A tribe called quest Says:

    **(and sisters)

  61. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    Kim Kardashian is Lebanese

    ^

    might have family in lebanon but originally armenian. some armenian chicks are bangin tho. lebanon is a nice little hodge-podge of arab, kurd, shia, sunni, christian, armenian, circassian, turk, etc.

  62. eskay Says:

    ya’ll niggas got me wanting a fcking gyro or shwarma now, thanks alot.

  63. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    A tribe called quest Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Arent middle eastern women hairy as shit

    (No shots at my mid east brothers)

    ^

    yeah but arabs invented waxing, my mom used to cook up a pot of this crazy looking sticky shit that looked like honey and her and my sisters used to go in on every speck of hair from the neck down – my pops and i used to vacate the house for that shit ewwwwwwwwwww

  64. R.J.Orion Says:

    *eats leftovers*

    wifey’s homemade tacos > tacos made by the greatest chefs in Mexico City, Mexico …

  65. A tribe called quest Says:

    ya’ll niggas got me wanting a fcking gyro or shwarma now, thanks alot.

    –I already called the mexicans, Bacon gyro on the way

  66. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    nirun Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Lebanon is definitely my favourite middle eastern country.

    ^^^^^^^^
    Pops who has been all over the world said the two most beautiful countries as far as girls go is Lebanon and Mexico if you can believe that

  67. Rockabye Says:

    Tabouleh >>>

    I just had some on a sandwich yesterday. It was good.

  68. No_neva-eva Says:

    A lot of folks don’t know Salma Hayek is half Lebanese..

  69. wavy is a cliche Says:

    if yall havent had a authentic gyro from some greek dudes (ll) grandmother yall dont know what youre talkin bout

  70. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    No_neva-eva Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    A lot of folks don’t know Salma Hayek is half Lebanese..

    ^^^
    i know her titties are half “GATTTTanese”

  71. dorian gray Says:

    Daps rj, cocca

    Kim K is fine as shit. Co-siggity on the hair. I wanna see what that thang like 2 weeks without shaving. Her eyebrows thicker than my mustache though.

  72. R.J.Orion Says:

    *TJ Houshmanzadeh’s it up*

    *eats gyro*

    *rubs HGH on hair*

    *catches IBS*

  73. Big_seth Says:

    # Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Pops who has been all over the world said the two most beautiful countries as far as girls go is Lebanon and Mexico if you can believe that
    ^^

    *admires my mexican wifey*

  74. Young Tyrone Lazarus Jenkins the Fif aka YTLJ5 aka White Boy Swag, Black Boy Tags Says:

    ok lunch time holler back

  75. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    dorian gray Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Daps rj, cocca

    ^^^
    (blank stare)

  76. R.J.Orion Says:

    Kim Parker (the Parkers) > Kim Kardashian

  77. A tribe called quest Says:

    yeah but arabs invented waxing, my mom used to cook up a pot of this crazy looking sticky shit that looked like honey and her and my sisters used to go in on every speck of hair from the neck down – my pops and i used to vacate the house for that shit ewwwwwwwwwww

    –I cant do that b, Even the spanish women with the peach fuzz bother me

  78. wavy is a cliche Says:

    i know her titties are half “GATTTTanese”

    ^
    dead dead dead

  79. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Kim Parker (the Parkers) > Kim Kardashian

    ^^^
    (spits up on Loafs)

  80. R.J.Orion Says:

    *daps darian?*

  81. R.J.Orion Says:

    excuse me, thats daps Dorian …

  82. g7 Says:

    my homie and his wife had a lebanese dinner for like a dozen people last weekend. food was off the hook!! i could barely roll over after. nh.

    -Baba Ghanoush (Eggplant Dip)
    – Hummus (Chickpea Dip)
    – Fatoosh (Lebanese Mixed Veggie Salad)
    – Tabooli (Lebanese Parsley Salad)
    – Chicken Kabab (Skewer)
    – Kufta Kabab (Skewer – Lamb and/or Beef mixed with parsley and onions)
    – Jumbo Shrimp Kabab (Skewer)
    – Roast Chickens
    – Rice with ground beef and almonds
    – Shoulder of Lamb
    – Cream Baklava

  83. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    Did you see that Charlie Villanueva sent a “tweet” on Twitter during halftime of their game Sunday against Boston?

    David Thorpe: (12:39 PM ET ) Really? Wow. I know players who check their phone at half, but that’s a bit much.

  84. Big_seth Says:

    Man, fuck my pizza, I’m bout to go cop a gyro.

    *does not actually cop a gyro*

    *eats pizza.*

  85. R.J.Orion Says:

    COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    dorian gray Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Daps rj, cocca

    ^^^
    (blank stare)

    ——–

    word… you know this nigga ?

  86. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    *dajuan blairs it up*

    *bangs hard against niggas 3-6 inches taller*

    *doesnt give a fuck*

  87. I Hate My Job Says:

    i know her titties are half “GATTTTanese”
    ^^
    *Goes sailing with NFL players*

  88. dorian gray Says:

    ^^^^

    * Returns to lurking.*

    I’ll be back. You wait.

  89. Rockabye Says:

    Crooked’s verse on that Wack MCs is NOT TO BE MESSED WITH.

    “I laugh after I kill you, I’m a poor sportsman
    Slaughterhouse the successors to the Four Horsemen”

    “Shit, that’s when the force roll through
    I Malcolm X you pigs, what the pork gon’ do?
    I Malcolm X the track, that mean arm, leg
    Leg, arm, head, body the beat, the torso, too
    And leave the course for you”

    Dude has rhyme schemes for years.

  90. A tribe called quest Says:

    *Goes sailing with NFL players*

    –Too soon

  91. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    dorian gray Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Daps rj, cocca

    ^^^
    (blank stare)

    ——–

    word… you know this nigga ?

    ^^^
    no idea, hope i dont owe this nigga money.

  92. Big_seth Says:

    @fux.

    My homeboy just got back from SD. He was tellin me how dope it was. Sayin I should have never left CA. I tried to explain that SD may as well be a state away from Sac. I need to go back to Santa Barbara or SD. It’s been too long.

  93. R.J.Orion Says:

    we had a ether charlie villanueva day on nahright back in the day … that was a helluva session … maybe top10 celebrity ether-roast …

    no one caught it as bad as Consequence’ and his teeth … that was a 36 hour etherthon … it started at work, i got off work, i went to bed, wokeup, got off work again, and niggiz was still going in …

  94. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    dorian gray Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    ^^^^

    * Returns to lurking.*

    I’ll be back. You wait.

    ^^^
    Phuque?

  95. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    Seth Sd is beautiful. too many things to do, you can never get tired of it.

  96. wavy is a cliche Says:

    we had a ether charlie villanueva day on nahright back in the day … that was a helluva session … maybe top10 celebrity ether-roast

    ^
    definetly top10
    i was literally on the floor when niggas said
    “charlie villanueva looks like the silver surfer with no bling”

  97. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    Yo Land do you have that Charlie thread? woooooooooooo that shit was some Ether upon ether

  98. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    I got the Zags winning this shit

  99. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Yo, when this nigga hoskins said YN look like heihachi mishima from “tekken”, I sharted on myself from laughin so hard!

    Oh, and my favorite “celeb” ether was on clark kent. . . . That nigga look like balrog when he dj!

  100. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    …Applaud the Spring in Jersey… groundskeepers (No willy) are out in force, it smells like Shit & woodchips outside.

  101. Bill Hu$tle Says:

    # wavy is a cliche Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    we had a ether charlie villanueva day on nahright back in the day … that was a helluva session … maybe top10 celebrity ether-roast

    ^
    definetly top10
    i was literally on the floor when niggas said
    “charlie villanueva looks like the silver surfer with no bling”

    ^^

    LMAO

  102. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    “Larry’s back! And he’s going 6-17 with three assists! That’s the guy we know! I swear, seeing him go left for a step-back 21-footer and then pump fake, escape dribble, and throw up a 21-footer made me grin. If he makes those shots 20% of the time, I’d be shocked. And those are his Go-To Moves. Also featured: a bricked lefty layup and free throw. Larry Hughes was playing all the old hits in the Q tonight.”
    ^^^^^^
    lmao

  103. R.J.Orion Says:

    Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    *dajuan blairs it up*

    *bangs hard against niggas 3-6 inches taller*

    *doesnt give a fuck*

    ———

    *blake griffins it up*

    *after birth, is transported to earth from a far away planet*

    *as an infant, is found in the woods hopping around, maybe 4 feet off the ground, by an interracial couple*

    *as an 8 yr old, sees kids playing with orange ball and has an epiphany*

    *as a 20 year old, is the great basketball player on earth*

    *as

  104. Big_seth Says:

    # Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Seth Sd is beautiful. too many things to do, you can never get tired of it.

    ^^

    The whole area is dopeness. I been to SD once as a kid, but my punk ass daddy lives in SB where I have spent some decent time.

    I might not let him know I’m down there and just hit SD with my girl. She just don’t understand the ocean out there is immaculate. lol.

  105. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Farouq Octavious Bamma

    ^^^

    good lawd!

    lmao.

  106. Farouq Octavious Bamma Says:

    YO Did you guys watch that clip of the lady with elephantitus on her foot that i captured? please watch it

  107. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    guys Im retiring…from commenting.

  108. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Pretty sure Blake Griffin goes by the name Jor-El when he goes home on breaks

  109. Co!!inb: Magic City's Towel Boy Says:

    no one caught it as bad as Consequence’ and his teeth … that was a 36 hour etherthon…
    ^ ^ ^
    G.O.O.D. = Giving Our Orthodontist Daps

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