Video: Max B on FADER TV

The FADER goes to Max’s house where he had just layed out some cookies for Beanie Klaus.

Previously: Max B – Brooklyn (Go Hard) Freestyle


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99 Responses to “Video: Max B on FADER TV”

  1. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    “yo, you want some soda to chase that?” I’m like, nah I’m good.

    ^^
    Famous last words. I do use chasers, but a part of me always feels a little pussy afterwards.

    ^I’m sayin’! If I’m gonna destroy myself I don’t need the assistance of acidy (yeah I made that up) soda.

  2. Beezy Says:

    *wave crashing gif*

  3. Beezy Says:

    I got head from a Peroni sales rep once…she was average, but now its my fav beer.

  4. b-ease Says:

    I got head from a Peroni sales rep once…she was average, but now its my fav beer.

    ^^
    LMAO

  5. D. Billz Says:

    b-ease Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Speaking of Everclear, these two old heads in my neighborhood used to make moonshine. Took a shot once, and everything turned black and white, like the negative to a picture. For a second, I was pretty sure that I had had a stroke.

    ^ *has raw sex w/ Dundalk chick*

  6. kevfresco Says:

    *sighs*

    ooooowww!

  7. Beezy Says:

    Yo my boy did a shot of moonshine one time and couldn’t even talk for a sec…he said he couldn’t see.

    Needless to say I didnt partake.

  8. kevfresco Says:

    stir fried chicken & shrimp w/basil pesto & angel hair pasta>>>>>>

  9. Beezy Says:

    I like this Max Brooklyn Go Hard freestyle

  10. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Speaking of Everclear, these two old heads in my neighborhood used to make moonshine. Took a shot once, and everything turned black and white, like the negative to a picture. For a second, I was pretty sure that I had had a stroke.

    ^^I fucks wit a bottle of everclear everytime I hit NC/SC..shit illegal up here..that shit will make you get naked and jump into a hamper full of clothes tho..real mind altering shit.

    lol@ billz..who in here is “that guy”? you know the guy that gets too drunk and ends up gettin his face painted with shoe polish.

    *raise ya hands*

  11. b-ease Says:

    not get harassed by the cops for being drunk

    ^^
    Drunk driving is wack. Not only are you endangering yourself, your endangering other people.

    With that out of the way, I’ve been pulled over wasted so many times, I am officially impervious to field sobriety tests. Need my eyes to follow the flashlight? No problem pig. Need me to walk one foot after the other? No problem pig. Need me to recite the alphabe backwards? FOH, no one can even do that sober.

  12. Mag Says:

    Get your surfboard ready > Get your tape deck ready

  13. D. Billz Says:

    Broad Street Bully and Wavy Crockett on a song together? ’09 is lookin’ great.

  14. D. Billz Says:

    LOL @ Feces. Shoe polish though? Crazy. Cosign on that Red Stripe too. Haven’t had one of those since the Cue Bar was open in DC.

  15. D. Billz Says:

    What website can you go to and find out the alcohol content of these drinks?

  16. b-ease Says:

    I’ve never passed out and had my friends desecrate my face and/or clothing. But I definetly used to be that guy that had to sit down and think for at least 5 minutes the next morning, and decide who I should apologize to, and who I should just pretend like nothing happened/was said.

  17. Eastern_Digital Says:

    you’re stupid. I drink manly beers like Heineken, not girly shit like Coronas

    ^^
    LMAO AND ROFFLECOPTER @ Heineken bein a manly beer.

  18. Beezy Says:

    and decide who I should apologize to, and who I should just pretend like nothing happened/was said.

    ^Text messages made this even more painful because you could get a complete accounting of who to apologize to.

  19. Rockabye Says:

    Joe-Double-L and T.R.O.Y.? Nice look.

  20. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    *invents a super duper drinking group*

    *calls ourselves WATERHOUSE*

    *plays the role of Joe Budden since his girl looks most like Tahiry than the
    other members*

  21. b-ease Says:

    ^Text messages made this even more painful because you could get a complete accounting of who to apologize to.

    ^^
    Exactly. And don’t you hate your friends who feel the need to call you asap the next day and re-explain to you every foul thing you did, with that annoying tone in their voice that lets you know that laughing at, and not with you?

  22. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    also starring..Big Homie as Royce 5″9..self explanatory

  23. Beezy Says:

    “My hours is very very flexible…my hours is vigilante.”

    Wow this video is tremendous. LOL

  24. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    eskay as Joell Ortiz..chubby(n) lite skin nigga that swear he knows it all and can run faster than me in a footrace.

  25. Beezy Says:

    Aight Im out….peace yall

  26. Eastern_Digital Says:

    lmao @ the mac not workin.

  27. b-ease Says:

    Peace beez

  28. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Billz as Crooked I…no shots fired after i ask for an autograph

  29. A tribe called quest Says:

    my asian friend loved red stripes. I never tried them, want tho,

  30. D. Billz Says:

    # Highsaiah Thomas Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Billz as Crooked I…no shots fired after i ask for an autograph

    ^ LOL. That’s just wrong on some many levels.

  31. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    quick story:

    One time I had these two Pro’s and I needed a wing man because they didnt look like I could menage them. So i called my trusty comrade Fabe Dogg if I could shoot through with these Classy Girls. He of course says yeah. We get there and he has a 151 on the counter and I say “Yo Put that shit away aint nobody drinking that rat poison” and one of the girls says (keep in mind we had already had a couple of drinks) “Hey I want to try”… I say No Way . She says come on. So We take a couple of shots, they keep going in. Needless to say My Homie fabe dogg’s kitchen ended up with throw up everywhere and I had to drive this ho home, cuz he didnt want anything to do with her. Well this chick is passed out in the back and the girl in the front is dumb drunk giving me dome while a drive and the same time hicccupping. I drop these heffas off and never fuck with them again.

  32. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    also starring..Beezy as Ed OG

    ATCQ appearing as Ransom

  33. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    A tribe called quest Says:

    March 10th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    you’re stupid. I drink manly beers like Heineken, not girly shit like Coronas

    –Fuck you
    =====================================
    Word up. Coronas is not girlie shit. I know you’ve seen the Mexicans twisted off the Coronas.

    You drink enough of any beer & you’ll be drunk -Fact

  34. anons Says:

    lmao at the package actually being called “waves”

  35. A tribe called quest Says:

    Smh@jim having that much weight in the nyc clubs that he got these niggas banning someone.

    Thats just bad business, Nyc is ground zero (chill) to max’s buzz. He could make a killing out here

  36. anons Says:

    Pacifico >

  37. A tribe called quest Says:

    ATCQ appearing as Ransom

    –Never again say that in your life.

  38. kevfresco Says:

    they got robin givens on larry king speaking on rhianna now.

    this niggas career is getting murked.

  39. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Just got through tusslin wit my Baby Moms.

    Had to light up a cig.

    Bitch is crazy, b.

  40. A tribe called quest Says:

    Girls that can’t hold their liquor but insist in drinking everything are potential slores or fucking annoying wannabes

  41. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    lol@billz

    smh@ fux story..peep this.

    Me and 2 of my boys meet these skanks on the phone chat line, blind date, they come thru from BK to BX, so one of my homies crushes up a tylenol and adds some krazy glue (i believe) to make a low budget date rape drug.. we’re like naw..dont do it..my homie drops the shit into one of the girls drinks and she takes a few sips..we sitting there chilling, her sister goes “whats that in the bottom of your drink?” So my boy grabs the glass like ” damn i must aint wash the shit right” ..but its tool late now the chick starts complainin of stomach pains and saying “call the cops” ..needless to say we piled em into the MPV and dumped them at 231st train station…i still think about that 8-12 I could have been doin up in sing sing now.

  42. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # A tribe called quest Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    ATCQ appearing as Ransom

    –Never again say that in your life.

    ^^Ok then..excuse me for making you a gully nigga(nah)

    EDIT

    ATCQ appearing as Killa BH

  43. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    so one of my homies crushes up a tylenol and adds some krazy glue (i believe) to make a low budget date rape drug..
    ========================================
    Y’all niggas is wildin, b.

  44. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    My Girlfriend is fucking nuts right now. So the Homies Sister is having a big bash at IVY downtown cuz she turning 25 and they asked if My Girl and I wanted to put c-note towards the table. My Girl says “I celebrating that bitch’s shit, everytime she is around she stays saying your name this, your name that, do you want a drink, WE AINT GOING” i say “WHOA WE AINT, Wtf Ive known that family all my life, so we are going saying hello stay have a few drinks and bounce. if it makes you feel better you can stay next to me the whole time” …… she says “Dont be ridiculous I will go but only if we leave before midnight” …… I say “ok fair enough” …… niggas need to compromise. And I know the homies sister used to be wild for me, but I could have sworn she toned it down. Damn bitches

  45. A tribe called quest Says:

    ^^Ok then..excuse me for making you a gully nigga(nah)

    EDIT

    ATCQ appearing as Killa BH

    — lol Na i dont fucks with ransom nh. And killa BH is more like ty’s role

  46. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo’ Thoughts Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    so one of my homies crushes up a tylenol and adds some krazy glue (i believe) to make a low budget date rape drug..
    ========================================
    Y’all niggas is wildin, b.

    ^^urban myth back in the day crush up a tylenol and add some VISINEEE thats what it was ..i just remembered..tylenol and visine..and this nigga tries it on some strangers..smh

  47. digital scales Says:

    max b is half retarded

  48. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    i still think about that 8-12 I could have been doin up in sing sing now.
    ^^^^^^^

    LMAO …… date rape wtf is niggas doing.

    The shit that always gets and eats me is fucking a 16rd old in Puerto Rico and I was 23……. but the bitch was incredible and she was hella peasant like in her demeanor, NO NYURICAN in her, all spanish ISLAND mami

  49. D_Block_4_life Says:

    But I definetly used to be that guy that had to sit down and think for at least 5 minutes the next morning, and decide who I should apologize to, and who I should just pretend like nothing happened/was said.
    ^^^
    Wow this is hilarious beez because i suffer from the same syndrome

  50. D_Block_4_life Says:

    But I definetly used to be that guy that had to sit down and think for at least 5 minutes the next morning, and decide who I should apologize to, and who I should just pretend like nothing happened/was said.
    ^^^
    Wow this is hilarious bease because i suffer from the same syndrome

  51. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Yo, this Max video is fucking classic!

  52. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    ATCQ appearing as Killa BH

    – lol Na i dont fucks with ransom nh. And killa BH is more like ty’s role

    ^^Well we running outta roles nigga..U wanna be slapman? Or the dude that slapman slapped? choose one.

  53. A tribe called quest Says:

    The perfect date rape drug is me hitting her with the tribe cock and overwhelming her with the wave.

    No need for additives

  54. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    Beezy Says:

    March 10th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    Yo my boy did a shot of moonshine one time and couldn’t even talk for a sec…he said he couldn’t see.

    Needless to say I didnt partake.

    ^^^^^^
    *dies*

    you ever had MEZCAL or PONCHE’ …. them shits is house remedies liqoures

  55. digital scales Says:

    @IAMDIDDY DIIDDY U THERE NIGA???

    SOMEBODY TELL DIIDY TO GET ON THA TWITTER @IAMDIDDYhalf a minute ago from web
    ____

    lol @ raekwon

    this internet shit is forcing all these hold heads to get on

  56. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Game is the ultimate date rape drug. You spit that shit & bitches just fall into bed witchu.

  57. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    You spit that shit & bitches just fall into bed witchu.
    ^^^^
    word mix in a couple of drinks and she will blame it on alcohooolllllllllll(c)Jamie and Luda

  58. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    I gamingly have raped soo many chicks and my game is just be myself, mix in a couple of self-deprecating acts and I am good to go(c)Elephant Man

  59. digital scales Says:

    50 is a fucking fool

  60. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    *responds to Amp from raekwons perspective*

    word life doe niggas was young dooe..lil critters..still bussin water out our dicks..thats when we had dem motorola all year burnouts, huggin da block,5 fiends, 3-4am, hell fire couldnt scorch us doee my niiga.

  61. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    I gamingly have raped soo many chicks and my game is just be myself,
    ==============================================
    Real spit. All you have top know is how to read a woman. Leave the rest to natural charisma.

  62. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    I gamingly have raped soo many chicks and my game is just be myself, mix in a couple of self-deprecating acts and I am good to go

    ^^LINK OR PERISH IN HELLFIRE

  63. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Highsaiah Thomas = Great fucking screen name lol

  64. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo’ Thoughts Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Highsaiah Thomas = Great fucking screen name lol

    ^^Much obliged(n)..this is my smoking jacket name..I’m chillin right now…I would link but I’m so high I might perish.

  65. eskay Says:

    >>Highsaiah Thomas = Great fucking screen name lol

    but horrible opinions

  66. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    ^^LINK OR PERISH IN HELLFIRE

    I dont know what you want, no homo I have posted many a chick with the god in my single days …. bitches all up on me and whatnot
    here is my video account.
    vimeo.com/user821365/videos ……

  67. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    eskay Says:

    March 10th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    >>Highsaiah Thomas = Great fucking screen name lol

    but horrible opinions
    ========================
    C’mon b, shits funny lol.

  68. Amigon Says:

    this video is epic

  69. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    anybody got RapRadar’s numbers… I predict Failure, No hate at all, just wherewithal

  70. kyo Says:

    lol that was the funniest max b video. and yea usually saying someone is half retarded wouldnt make sense but in his case it definitely does. good music tho. cool nigga

  71. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    March 10th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    anybody got RapRadar’s numbers… I predict Failure, No hate at all, just wherewithal
    =========================================
    They’ve only been up 2 days & already shit ain’t looking good. New blogs gotta earn respect. Brand names don’t automatically = hits. I have a set list of blogs I hit up on the daily & a pattern in which I visit em. I respect YN’s pen game but content is gonna attract me, not snazzy layouts.

  72. durant Says:

    @highsaiah

    same joint, different twist … i got my lil rat wit me, we go grab my youngun who grind for me (no) … unbeknownst to me he live next to her old roomie … ol roomie is gettin her azz whupped when we pull up by her dude … im at my man (never) crib, like part of perfection is leaving alone that which dont concern you … fast forward, shorty wants to come with us 3 … on the way to my spot i stop at the 7-11 grab the munchie grub, the garcies, & a hot tea … i kept the lick & pills on deck around that time so i dropped a couple blues in my tea … it was raining too … sis get to my crib, say she cold & begs me for my tea, im like you sure (because she had already said she aint want no get on because of her emotional state) … shorty guzzles the tea, now she at my crib talkin bout she wanna take a bath … cool … i go in my bathroom & her & my jawn is in the tub together … (im starting to put it together like damn they lived together, them joints got sis floatin, she just got beat the fuk up, she diggin my style, crib & hospitality, they in the tub together – bingo!) … mind you my youngun gets dumb high on the verge of passin out & they start choosing my other man || who was already at the crib, so sis say yo tell your other man to come in the room after we get out the tub … we synchro the watches walk in & turn the lights out … 4 of us on like a full bed … crazy … but my jawn was blockin didnt want me to drill the chick … i got a twirley tho … shorty was my hood joint but i really got down with her – seeing her trying to chew my homie had me feelin some type …

    so i fleas/flees her afterwards … i made the horrible mistake of telling my oldhead who was a A1 hater … he told my jawn mom tho! … she came to the block the next day jumpin out the car like she was ready to go on me …

    my man is like indebted to me to this day! he must wasnt used to no sh!t like that

    moral – them pills sets them broads off … & || wherever you pls

  73. anons Says:

    >>Highsaiah Thomas = Great fucking screen name lol

    but horrible opinions

    ^^

    rofl……eskay=blindside shinkick bandit

    >>anybody got RapRadar’s numbers… I predict Failure, No hate at all, just wherewithal

    ^^

    one thing is for sure..that layout is fuckn over the top

  74. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    . I have a set list of blogs I hit up on the daily & a pattern in which I visit em
    ^^^^^
    Basically

    Morning I grab a cup of Coffee

    Check Email
    Sd union Tribune
    USA Today
    BBC
    the Consumerist
    Hoopshype
    thebiglead
    kixnthecity
    Dealhack
    Espn
    foxsports
    and then FInally Nah and just let it sit on my screen all day

  75. sean coonery Says:

    Fux…is Nahright’s resident man-whore….his stories have me dying though…

    Him and Plug’s stories…LOL

  76. D_Block_4_life Says:

    hiphopgame.com/index2.php3?page=juelzsantana2

    Juelz responds to Cam’s comments

  77. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    4 of us on like a full bed … crazy
    =========================
    Very crazy. I woulda took my chick in the bathroom. All that smashing while the homie is smashing in the same bed right next to me is very sus.

  78. eskay Says:

    >>LMAO AND ROFFLECOPTER @ Heineken bein a manly beer.

    nigga you probably drink fucking Corona.

  79. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Top 10 reasons why NahRight is better than twitter

    10.You get to argue with the owner and tell him how much you think the site sucks despite you somehow being on it everyday.
    9.We don’t have to follow Diddy
    8.We can see what you’re saying on twitter by looking to the left and reading eskay’s twitter
    7.We don’t have to follow eskay
    6.Lurking anonymously > Following knowingly
    5.Better connect to fresh music
    4.Better and more ignorant arguments about ignorant stuff
    3.We don’t have to follow Jay Electronica
    2.All the women know and love you
    1.Unlimited text

  80. Co!!inb: Magic City's Towel Boy Says:

    *remember popping pill in 9th grade w/ pinai chick*
    *sweet lord*

  81. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    moral – them pills sets them broads off

    ^^^^^
    what kind of pills?

    bitches get nice and smooth over some Beer and Painkillers… Swear to God . that shit is DATE RAPE’esk

  82. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    lol at to the left..I just freestyled that shit..shoulda re read it

    @Durant..what the fuck is a twirley? (naw)dead at that story.that shit was hard to read homie.

    @eskay..cmon fam I help you wid ya numbers..our jay Vs Dame arguments partially built this empire..let my name’s dick breathe.

  83. Eastern_Digital Says:

    yo eskay you got a email or somethin for FADER? can find nothin on their site. i need to school them on some max b song.

  84. Co!!inb: Magic City's Towel Boy Says:

    Plug’s first hand account of his BM trying to knock his door down was eff’n classic.

  85. eskay Says:

    >>@eskay..cmon fam I help you wid ya numbers..our jay Vs Dame arguments partially built this empire..let my name’s dick breathe.

    maybe, but I fathered almost all of ya’ll comments styles.

  86. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    @ FUX ..I believe u homie..your name rings bells offline.

    I seen your whorelinks..I even got a few bookmarked.

  87. Eastern_Digital Says:

    >>LMAO AND ROFFLECOPTER @ Heineken bein a manly beer.

    nigga you probably drink fucking Corona.

    ^^
    I’m German, so dont question my beer game.

  88. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    should I take my Flip down to Vegas even though its just the WIfey and I ….. maybe just to show me up at Planet Hollywood PRIVE’ with two bottles and only one FUX

  89. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    I cant believe the Knicks letting this albino (villenuva) nigga ride on em likethis..mofukkas been stuck on 89 points for 5 minutes..

  90. eskay Says:

    >>yo eskay you got a email or somethin for FADER? can find nothin on their site. i need to school them on some max b song.

    I can give you the email of the guy who sent me this Max clip but I’m not gonna post it here. send me an email and i’ll reply.

  91. Co!!inb: Magic City's Towel Boy Says:

    what are some other classic nah stories?
    so far the only definitive joint I can remember is the blind teacher…

  92. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    Thiss nigga Elz is a bird.

  93. eskay Says:

    >>I’m German, so dont question my beer game.

    aight you got that.

    *kicks rocks*

  94. that Nigga Gaylord from West 145th st Says:

    Yo Eskay if I post a Vimeo with Sexy T copping Jada’s album will you post it or if not, I wont go through the trouble?

  95. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # eskay Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    >>@eskay..cmon fam I help you wid ya numbers..our jay Vs Dame arguments partially built this empire..let my name’s dick breathe.

    maybe, but I fathered almost all of ya’ll comments styles.

    **kisses teet dem* da byoy yah mad eeen

  96. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    nigga you probably drink fucking Corona.
    =============================
    What you got against Corona’s my nigga?
    I mess with Heinie’s (Ayo!) on occasion, but an ice cold Coronita is the shit. Just the right size so it never gets a chance to get warm (Ayo?).

  97. AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo' Thoughts Says:

    maybe, but I fathered almost all of ya’ll comments styles
    ==================================
    Almost.

    There’s no father to his style (c) The Iron Lung

  98. kevfresco Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Fuck Yo’ Thoughts Says:

    March 10th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Thiss nigga Elz is a bird.

    ^^^

    damn amp. whas the problem w/that interview now? i thought it was str8.

  99. Seth Gueko Says:

    MAX B IS THE WAVIEST FLOW’ER OF ALL TIMES !
    MAX BIGGAVELI THE SILVER SURFER OF THA WAVE
    BOSS DON BIGGAVEL THE KING OF THE WAVYNESS
    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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