Video: How To Rob An Industry Hipster

I saw the title of this and thought “Oh no”, but it turned out to be straight comedy. By Big City Philadelphia.


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84 Responses to “Video: How To Rob An Industry Hipster”

  1. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    That “One” Fat Joe Feat Akon shit is igghhtttt

    *sidesteps oncoming haymakers*

  2. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    **That’s what I heard, but from what I’ve seen, so far, he’s just naming things “____ Music”, lol
    ^^
    Lol, take a listen for yourself, he has 4 heaters out.

  3. that guy Says:

    fuck hipster rappers

  4. Chase Says:

    this shit is funny

  5. Big Homie Says:

    LMAAAO

  6. TheCo!!inB Says:

    I just wanna be
    I just wanna be successfuuuuul

  7. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    that jawn was pretty good- dope homage to one of my favorite 50 songs….

    POD era Fif>>>>>>>

    current fif<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  8. sean coonery Says:

    What is the difference between hipster and hypebeast

  9. Big Homie Says:

    That Tahiry video is going in my archives

  10. Beezy Says:

    Lol, take a listen for yourself, he has 4 heaters out.

    ^One heater….three fillers.

  11. No_neva-eva Says:

    “Talib Kweli
    the only one who got me
    cause when I copped your album
    homie you robbed me”

    LOL.

  12. kevfresco Says:

    HA HAAA!

  13. Big_Seth Says:

    # sean coonery Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:50 am

    What is the difference between hipster and hypebeast

    ^^

    A hipster follows the latest trend. Whatever that may be. ie skinny jeans, huge sneakers right now.

    A hypebeast is a kid who does not know what style is, yet copies stylish people & tries to outdo them. They are into things for the hype. not because they actually like them. Like all these kids who suddenly love sneakers because they see kanye with them.

  14. rex hussla Says:

    In one of this week’s more bizarre stories, a Nebraska man was arrested for smoking marijuana out of a bong that had his cat stuffed inside. The man, who claims he was trying to calm down his hyperactive pet, faces animal cruelty charges but thankfully the cat, who was understandably disoriented, seems to be on the road to a full recovery:

    “This cat was just dazed,” Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”

    Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

  15. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***How’d dude get caught, with the cat bong? What, was he smoking outside? Whatever happened to just blowing smoke in a pet’s face, lol…

  16. Beezy Says:

    A hipster follows the latest trend. Whatever that may be. ie skinny jeans, huge sneakers right now.

    ^This might be the definition of a “Hip-hop” hipster…but white hipsters have been around for two decades and this is basically the exact opposite of their philosophy.

    Hipsters try to dress untrendy and dirty to be ironic, and mock modern fashion. The movement has actually evolved to now that style being popular…SMH.

  17. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    is this whats its come to, buddens got his whore Bouncein on video? just pimp the bitch out, i got $400… newark airport area My Nigga, OutCalls only. i got shorty.

  18. Bananas the Ape Says:

    I think Joey was sincere when he said he takes her for granted…that niggas getting scared for real, Tahiri did KING it’s a wriddap blattttt.

  19. The Pluginator Says:

    *currently listening to Mozart “symphony #24 in a Bb major, K182”*

  20. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    I hate the name Tahiry too, she just annoys me period.

  21. rex hussla Says:

    Eskay you should post that clip from Jimmy Fallon’s first show last night…they got a segment called the Roots “Slow Jam the News”

    tinyurl.com/dal4jv

    Black Thought can actually sing [ll]

  22. cOLD Says:

    *currently listening to Mozart “symphony #24 in a Bb major, K182”*

    ^ my sons like that music, word to lil Einsteins.

  23. Ghost Writer Says:

    Beezy Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:08 am
    yo I got this CuDi mp3…who want it….post emails.

    ^
    notu345@gmail.com

  24. Big Homie Says:

    Applaud Beezy with that email. Not only he sent the mp3 which I cant download until I get to the crib, but he sent a stream as well so Im bumpin it now

  25. The Pluginator Says:

    Buddens just got his girl randomly bouncing on a tramboline. I could see a few episodes where he was just shootin the breeze in the house and totally not agknowledging her body like how it was at the beginning, now he just getting stupid wit it. Its gettin stale like the final season of Martin

  26. Digital Scales Says:

    hahahaha this is pretty good

  27. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cOLD Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
    *currently listening to Mozart “symphony #24 in a Bb major, K182”*

    ^ my sons like that music, word to lil Einsteins.

    ***Those Little Einstein DVDs gave my son an appreciation for Beethoven…wonder if that’s what put Plug on to classical music- the fact that he has a seed and kids are inundated with it…supposedly, playing classical music pressed up to the pregnant woman’s belly stimulates a baby’s mind, too, or maybe that’s just a Caucasian yuppie trend…

  28. sean coonery Says:

    Crazy is a funny nigga… That ass aint going for no 400…

  29. Beezy Says:

    Appluad me

    I just booked a flight, hotel and got tickets to the first/second round of the ncaa tourney in Kansas City.

  30. Big_Seth Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    ^This might be the definition of a “Hip-hop” hipster…but white hipsters have been around for two decades and this is basically the exact opposite of their philosophy.

    Hipsters try to dress untrendy and dirty to be ironic, and mock modern fashion. The movement has actually evolved to now that style being popular…SMH.
    ^^

    duly noted. Those were just examples that I was giving. I’d also like to add the philosophy behind a hipster is to be hip at all costs. Which is pretty lame.

    Whether that be mocking styles for irony or following/creating hip trends.

    lol

  31. The Pluginator Says:

    ^ my sons like that music, word to lil Einsteins.
    ———-
    it makes you smarter. let him bump it / /

  32. steven biko Says:

    i likes

  33. Ghost Writer Says:

    My co-worker is kinda heavy but I’d knock the cheese burger off that ass

  34. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Buddens just got his girl randomly bouncing on a tramboline

    ***On some “The Man Show” type shit…honey’s got it going on, though…I mean, thick thighs, no felonies (c) Chappelle’s show, lol…slim waist…cute face, nuyorican type accent…

  35. Big_Seth Says:

    beezy

    goten5151@yahoo.com

    I thought I gave this to you before.

  36. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I thought I gave this to you before.

    ***Boredom-induced “AYO”

  37. Bananas the Ape Says:

    I can’t front Tahiri do seem like she got that total package to get a nigga open…you gotta be strong to deal with that type of ass.

  38. The Pluginator Says:

    wonder if that’s what put Plug on to classical music-
    ———
    I just always like pianos… plus moms used to listen to it when I was in high school. plus when Plug jr was born, I didnt want him listening to all that rap music. I love rap but it sends subliminal messages to the brain. so all I let him listen to is Classical and instrumentals

    beethoven>>>> Just Blaze

  39. cOLD Says:

    it makes you smarter. let him bump it / /

    ^the kid is 2, and knows every instrument by sound.

  40. Beezy Says:

    KiD CuDi > J. S. Bach

  41. Big_Seth Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Boredom-induced “AYO”
    ^^

    Inducing anything is for women.

    AYO. lmao

  42. Ghost Writer Says:

    IMO

    9th Wonder > J Dilla

  43. cOLD Says:

    IMO

    9th Wonder > J Dilla

    rza > ron browz > 9th wonder > Dilla

  44. The Pluginator Says:

    KiD CuDi > J. S. Bach
    ——–
    Bach has been a legend in the game for over 250 years. Kid Cootie been KNOWN for less than 250 days

  45. cOLD Says:

    so what ever happened to the lil fella Latarian Milton…

  46. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    IMO

    9th Wonder > J Dilla
    ^^^
    IMO a few people > Dilla

  47. Bananas the Ape Says:

    IMO

    9th Wonder > J Dilla

    rza > ron browz > 9th wonder > Dilla

    ___________________

    this is the part where I really log off due to this sillyness just posted

  48. Beezy Says:

    Bach has been a legend in the game for over 250 years.

    ^Roffle

  49. The Pluginator Says:

    9th Wonder > J Dilla
    ——-
    theres no way a frrotie loops producer can be better than a MPC master. 9th wonder is nice, but sayin that hes better than JAYDEE is just plain bustin balls/ /

  50. Digital Scales Says:

    I hate the name Tahiry too, she just annoys me period.
    _____

    dead

    IMO a few people > Dilla
    ____

    no

  51. the real truth Says:

    *Daps All*

    9th Wonder > J Dilla
    ——-
    theres no way a frrotie loops producer can be better than a MPC master.

    ^
    Co-Sign

    Tahiri in HD >>>>>

  52. Big_Seth Says:

    9th Wonder is dope, but I dunno about comparing him to Dilla. I’m not a dilla-stan and I can see that this may be a little strech.

    The Minstrel Show Beats >

  53. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I love rap but it sends subliminal messages to the brain. so all I let him listen to is Classical and instrumentals

    beethoven>>>> Just Blaze

    **Word…hip hop isn’t necessarily appropriate for kids, unless it’s Kidz Bop, and that whole concept is corny; my son is aware, and when it’s age appropriate, he can listen to whatever suits him, but if I let my 9 yr old listen to half the shit I liste to, that would make me a bad parent/person…plus, I want for my son to have an appreciation for instrumentation….

    ***Watches QVC
    **Orders Esteban acoustic guitar

  54. Ghost Writer Says:

    cOLD Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
    IMO

    9th Wonder > J Dilla

    rza > ron browz > 9th wonder > Dilla

    ^
    Ron Browz? If it wasn’t for ether I wouldn’t take you serious but ron need to put in a little more work (none) 9th got some fire, I was going through some of his beats this weekend and the boy got a lot of heat….(none)

  55. Digital Scales Says:

    ok dilla’s flip of the mpc is what makes him great, its more than his beats, its what and how he sampled his shit, his drums and kicks and snares, i dont know i can listen to dilla beats like them shits is classic songs, no words straight music, IMO (marrica)

  56. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    ____

    no
    ^^
    So i guess you think Dilla > everyone?

  57. Smear Says:

    I still give all 50’s pre-GRODT stuff pretty decent burn….Guess Who’s Back is a great lil compilation…. I hope he can get back to it on BISD.

  58. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    The Pluginator Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
    9th Wonder > J Dilla
    ——-
    theres no way a frrotie loops producer can be better than a MPC master. 9th wonder is nice, but sayin that hes better than JAYDEE is just plain bustin balls/ /

    **Preemo>>>>>>>>>>

  59. Digital Scales Says:

    my top 5 in no order

    dilla
    madlib
    kanye west
    primo
    alchemist

  60. TheCo!!inB Says:

    that red headed kid on little einsteins is mad suspect. my son was watching it one day and he said “we have to hold it so it won’t pump and squirt”….extremely awkward.

  61. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    sean coonery Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Crazy is a funny nigga… That ass aint going for no 400…

    ^^^
    LMAO!!!!!!! Applaud hoots!

  62. the real truth Says:

    I still give all 50’s pre-GRODT stuff pretty decent burn….Guess Who’s Back is a great lil compilation…. I hope he can get back to it on BISD.

    ^
    So far from what has been heard, i seriously doubt that

  63. Digital Scales Says:

    best of lloyd banks is a good cd to have in the whip

  64. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    my top 5 in no order

    dilla
    madlib
    kanye west
    primo
    alchemist
    ^^^
    That’s fucking incredible list, i would add Just.

  65. Smear Says:

    In fact that GWB tape and Sai’s Warning Shots>>>>>> most the albums out nowadays, let alone mixtaps…… guess they just don’t make ’em like they used to.

  66. Digital Scales Says:

    alchemist had that queens sound down packed

  67. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Bach has been a legend in the game for over 250 years. Kid Cootie been KNOWN for less than 250 days

    ^^

    200+ years at the top of any list = automatic GOAT

  68. Smear Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:19 am
    best of lloyd banks is a good cd to have in the whip
    ^^
    yessir

    and nah, I aint holdin my breath on BISD, but here’s hopin

  69. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    my top 5 in no order

    dilla
    madlib
    kanye west
    primo
    alchemist
    ^^^
    That’s fucking incredible list, i would add Just.

    ^^

    no timbo?

  70. Ghost Writer Says:

    The Pluginator Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
    9th Wonder > J Dilla
    ——-
    theres no way a frrotie loops producer can be better than a MPC master. 9th wonder is nice, but sayin that hes better than JAYDEE is just plain bustin balls/ /

    ^
    lol….yeah he uses fruity loops but that doesn’t mean he don’t make hits like a MPC master….so far I like more beats from 9th than Dilla…but that’s just me….if you think you got some beats from Dilla that’ll change my mind then post….

  71. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    devin the dude’s “doobie ashtray” >>>>

    and i don’t even indulge in the herbals.

  72. Digital Scales Says:

    2nd team

    just blaze
    diddy
    dr dre
    pete rock
    timbo

  73. Digital Scales Says:

    Lito what do you use to make beats? FL STUDIO?

  74. Ghost Writer Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 am
    my top 5 in no order

    dilla
    madlib
    kanye west
    primo
    alchemist

    ^
    Good list….

  75. Ghost Writer Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Lito what do you use to make beats? FL STUDIO?

    ^
    That and Reason 4….I’m trying to use reason more now tho….

  76. The Pluginator Says:

    **Preemo>>>>>>>>>>
    —–
    I used to think that…. until I started actually realizing what beats he was making. I got some dilla beats that cats never heard. once I started collecting dilla beats, I really appriciated him. Premo is A goat but dilla is THE goat. premo been using the same drum snare combo since 86. 20 years later same thing.

    IMO

    1.) jaydee
    2.) premo

  77. Ghost Writer Says:

    Digi you don’t like 9th? Or even Tim?

  78. Mag Says:

    Hilarious !!!

    Eskay post this up on zshare! I need this.

  79. dorian gray Says:

    No mention of Quik or Exile or Lil Jon in this best producer debate? Y’all frontin.

  80. philly Says:

    im from philly mayne and yeah these niggas dont wear skinny jeans in the hood, but niggas in the hood is wearing tight clothes..i remember seeing this a couple years ago, before it went nationwide and its just a change niggas is gonna have to deal with.

  81. Huh? U Gay 2.0 Says:

    who is this guy? he may not be “wearing tight jeans” but dissing so-called hipsters is actually a form of being one.

  82. cozy Says:

    this dude sucks dick the song is corny

  83. Del Says:

    i like it

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