Video: Kanye Interview w/ Details + Cover

Above are some excerpts from Yeezy’s interview with Details magazine for their March issue. Go here to read the full cover story and check out the cover after the jump.

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153 Responses to “Video: Kanye Interview w/ Details + Cover”

  1. Beezy Says:

    If you didn’t live the life you probably couldn’t relate
    I turn your face into pudding in the hood with an 8th
    Niggas beef over crack sales
    Scrap over hood rats
    Die over dice games
    You fuckin with us
    And i’ma still pop shit ridin up on a bus
    Like i’ma fuck a nigga up when I’m outta these cuffs
    And blow three niggas down cuz only cowards’ll bluff
    Play it sweet when it’s sour as fuck
    Calicoed up
    Money and the jewels and the powder is up

    STYLES IS THE HARDEST RAPPER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

  2. BabyDoll Says:

    YEEZY!

  3. Johnny Cadelco Says:

    kanyeeezy!

  4. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    When I was young, I had to go to a chicks house and twitter her in person

  5. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    When I was a boy your age, I had to get someone to sketch a portrait of me for my facebook page.

  6. BabyDoll Says:

    El_Feces_Loco Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    When I was young, I had to go to a chicks house and twitter her in person

    ^shut yo old ass up…lol

  7. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    When I was your age “INBOX” meant pussy.

  8. Ghost Writer Says:

    *dies @ El_Feces_Loco’s comments*

  9. shemesh Says:

    YALL LITTLE NIGGAS COP DAT GREG DA BARBER ALBUM DAT SHIT IS HEATROCK

  10. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.

  11. b-ease Says:

    When I was your age “INBOX” meant pussy.

    ^^
    *dead*

  12. Beezy Says:

    *listens to every track on Padded Room*

    Joey just lost for sure.

  13. Big_Seth Says:

    A/S/L

    ^^

    I remember that. LMAO. HAHA.

  14. Da Says:

    When I was your age “INBOX” meant pussy.

    ^^

    LOL, classic material

  15. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    When I was your age..I had to pay for music.

  16. cOLD Says:

    *approached by 2 goons*

    *shows them link to free pinky porn*

    *bounces unscathed*

  17. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    ^^^haha billz and chase..I was a crazy nigga was’nt nothing crazier than when I first first first got a computer (99-00) and learned about blackplanet tho..back when bitches didnt have pics, and everyone had stopped fukkin with phone chat, I went to Pink Houses at like 3am in the morning wearing blue, madddddddddddd Blood niggas outside, standin in dried up blood, I managed to creep in the building..get in, shortie’s like “come lets go to the store”..me? and you?..I might as well shoot and rob myself here in your apartment. I was like nah Ill go alone…went straight to my car..came home and deleted her from my blackplanet page.

    ^Shit I remember I used to fuck with this chick in Tilden houses. Shorty called me one day and was like yo what up. Sorry you aint hear from me in a while, but things been fucked up. I’m in the hospital and the cops arrested my brother.

    Me: What happened?

    Her: Me, I’m aight, i just got caught by some buckshot from a shotgun, but they trying to pin a murder charge on my brother.

    Me: Damn. You should be good, but what about your brother? What happened?

    Her: They said he threw some nigga off the roof (Tilden houses has 22 story buildings).

    Me: Damn. Did he do it?

    Her: Yeah, he did it, but they aint got no proof.

    Me: uhh… yo I gotta go. Someone is on my other line. I haven’t heard from that girl since.

  18. D. Billz Says:

    # El_Feces_Loco Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.

    ^ OMFG. lmao

    Yo, I remember that shit on AOL. “A/S/L”.

  19. BabyDoll Says:

    El_Feces_Loco Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.

    ^lol…

    *nods in agreement*

    *rolls up that Kiwi*

  20. BabyDoll Says:

    Say what you will, but Kanye is a fly ass dude…

  21. D. Billz Says:

    *dies* @ Chase’s story

    I’ll take you on, top of a high rise, see if you can sky dive

  22. MrWillDoIt Says:

    Thats ill. One of my favorite mags too!

    Details’ll teach most of you fools how dope yaselves.

  23. Big Homie Says:

    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.

    ^ LOL…I am going to bring that back in my convos lol

  24. Beezy Says:

    I actually feel bad downloading Joey’s full shit.

    He has enough stans that will pay for the album though. I guess I will buy it when it is online for sale.

  25. green eyes Says:

    Details’ll teach most of you fools how dope yaselves.

    ^ que?

  26. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.
    ===============================
    He ain’t lyin. Ya end up on “To Catch A Predator” with a bottle of Henny, a box of Magnums & a tube of lube.

  27. Ghost Writer Says:

    cOLD Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    *approached by 2 goons*

    *shows them link to free pinky porn*

    *bounces unscathed*

    ^
    *dead*

  28. D. Billz Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Details’ll teach most of you fools how dope yaselves.

    ^ que?

    ^co-que?

  29. green eyes Says:

    wheres pockets?

  30. Beezy Says:

    10701…worst zipcode on the planet

  31. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.
    ===============================
    He ain’t lyin. Ya end up on “To Catch A Predator” with a bottle of Henny, a box of Magnums & a tube of lube.

    ^I still have never seen this show, but the stories that yall tell on here about it is fucking hilarious

  32. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    INTERNET SOLDIERS……….download.

    I hope Joe sells some CD’s.

  33. Big_Seth Says:

    this picture of Ye looks weird. like this nigga tryin to seduce the Camera Man.

    LMAO. His eyes look a different color too, but I can’t look at the pic that long without being grossed out.

    I don’t think he is gay, but this aint helpin his case. lol

  34. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    Me: What happened?

    Her: Me, I’m aight, i just got caught by some buckshot from a shotgun, but they trying to pin a murder charge on my brother.

    Me: Damn. You should be good, but what about your brother? What happened?

    Her: They said he threw some nigga off the roof (Tilden houses has 22 story buildings).

    Me: Damn. Did he do it?

    Her: Yeah, he did it, but they aint got no proof.

    Me: uhh… yo I gotta go. Someone is on my other line. I haven’t heard from that girl since.

    ^^^^ haha..yo thas why I stopped messing with NYC project women..that and the roaches they be keepin as pets. Chicks is scandaless

  35. BabyDoll Says:

    Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    When I was Babydoll’s age..you had to ask “A/S/L” before you even thought of getting a convo.
    ===============================
    He ain’t lyin. Ya end up on “To Catch A Predator” with a bottle of Henny, a box of Magnums & a tube of lube.

    ^I still have never seen this show, but the stories that yall tell on here about it is fucking hilarious

    ^Ohhhhhhhhh…you my friend have missed out on some true fuckery at it’s finest…smh

  36. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    ^^^^ haha..yo thas why I stopped messing with NYC project women..that and the roaches they be keepin as pets. Chicks is scandaless

    ^You aint never lie

  37. Ghost Writer Says:

    AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    INTERNET SOLDIERS……….download.

    I hope Joe sells some CD’s.

    ^
    It leaked? Damn yeah I hope he sells even though he’s whack

  38. D. Billz Says:

    >>^^^^ haha..yo thas why I stopped messing with NYC project women..that and the roaches they be keepin as pets. Chicks is scandaless

    ^I thought for sure when I pulled the playa move on this chick named Shy (from the BX) that she was gonna have the goonies at my crib. Unscathed though.

  39. FREE SHYNE! ALREADY!! Says:

    YO WHEN IN THE HELL IS THEY GONNA RELEASE JAMAL SHYNE BARROW N/K/A MOSES MICHAEL LEVIY?????? IF YOU WERE TO LOOK UP THIS GUY ON THE NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONAL SERVICES – INMATE POPLUATION SEARCH….THERE IS NO RELEASE DATE FOR THIS MAN! HE DONE BEEN IN PRISON SINCE LIKE 2000 AND SHIT IT IS 2009 AND THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A RELEASE DATE FOR HIM….WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

  40. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    # Ghost Writer Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    cOLD Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    *approached by 2 goons*

    *shows them link to free pinky porn*

    *bounces unscathed*

    ^
    *dead*

    ^^
    *waits for his cut from the stimulus bill*(naw)

  41. Jersey*made*me Says:

    He ain’t lyin. Ya end up on “To Catch A Predator” with a bottle of Henny, a box of Magnums & a tube of lube.

    ^I still have never seen this show, but the stories that yall tell on here about it is fucking hilarious

    ^^
    Shit is box set material

  42. Big Homie Says:

    I use to copy and paste the same note when I first hit up chicks on Blackplanet doing their searches….once we hit it off there, we convert over to AOL IM…those were the days..all this while in class.

  43. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    haha..yo thas why I stopped messing with NYC project women..that and the roaches they be keepin as pets. Chicks is scandaless
    ==========================
    Never date a chick from the projects, even if you live in said projects.

    it ain’t worth the drama, fam.

  44. The Truth... Says:

    From one homo to the next……Joe Budden and Kanye

    Joe Budden really dissed P ??? He needs to be in a padded room for real….never in the mood for his music. Dissin P while he’s in jail? This fag is a clown….

  45. D. Billz Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    I use to copy and paste the same note when I first hit up chicks on Blackplanet doing their searches….once we hit it off there, we convert over to AOL IM…those were the days..all this while in class.

    ^LOL @ the copy and paste. Damn, yall taking me back. That shit was the greatest. I got NOTHIN’ done during my freshman year at Towson.

  46. Ghost Writer Says:

    El_Feces_Loco Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    # Ghost Writer Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    cOLD Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    *approached by 2 goons*

    *shows them link to free pinky porn*

    *bounces unscathed*

    ^
    *dead*

    ^^
    *waits for his cut from the stimulus bill*(naw)

    ^
    You salt, I don’t live in the US

  47. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    Dissin P while he’s in jail? This fag is a clown….
    ==============================
    Shit is kind of a low blow. A lil’ beneath Joe, or so I thought. He shoulda threw that on Halfway House

  48. D. Billz Says:

    # The Truth… Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    From one homo to the next……Joe Budden and Kanye

    Joe Budden really dissed P ??? He needs to be in a padded room for real….never in the mood for his music. Dissin P while he’s in jail? This fag is a clown….

    ^Since you didn’t get the memo, that song is old and was leaked back when Prodigy dissed him before he went in the clink.

  49. Big Homie Says:

    LOL @ the copy and paste. Damn, yall taking me back. That shit was the greatest. I got NOTHIN’ done during my freshman year at Towson.

    ^ Yea..it was on some…hello how are you? just wanted to say that I was admiring your pictures and by reading your page you seem like a nice person..holla back…”

    *dies* what’s bad is when you hit the same chick twice and hit them with the same note..smh

  50. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Dissin P while he’s in jail? This fag is a clown….
    ^^

    That diss is old….you lost

  51. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    “Would you like me to ____ your _____ “

  52. Beezy Says:

    Since you didn’t get the memo

    ^Ol “From the Desk of D. Billz” ass nigga…LOL

  53. Ghost Writer Says:

    yikes it’s 5

  54. Ghost Writer Says:

    yikes it’s 5

  55. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Chris Hansen reading explicit e-mails >>>>

  56. BabyDoll Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    # Big Homie Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    I use to copy and paste the same note when I first hit up chicks on Blackplanet doing their searches….once we hit it off there, we convert over to AOL IM…those were the days..all this while in class.

    ^LOL @ the copy and paste. Damn, yall taking me back. That shit was the greatest. I got NOTHIN’ done during my freshman year at Towson.

    ^LOL…I never messed with Black Planet or AOL…I messed with College Club a little bit but on some nah right type thing…just chatting with people trying to get through class.

    But I remember seeing a lot of incriminating pics from people at school’s Black Planet profiles though…MY GAWD! LOL!

  57. Beezy Says:

    Chris Hansen reading explicit e-mails >>>>

    ^”Thats not what I meant…your taking it out of context!!”

    “Oh yeah…well I have the chat right here. For instance, here you say “I want to use your balls as earrings.”

    “OUT OF CONTEXT!”

    “Sir, you thought you were talking to a 12yr old boy!”

  58. BabyDoll Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    yikes it’s 5

    ^lol

  59. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Nah?

    When I was your age what? Computers? MAN………. When I was y’alls age we had to talk to chick via morse code and shit.LOL

    .-….—–.—.—.-.–….-.-.-.—-.-= A/S/L

    LOL

  60. Jersey*made*me Says:

    Chris Hansen telling dudes they can leave>>Chris Hansen reading explicit e-mails

  61. BabyDoll Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Wassup Nah?

    When I was your age what? Computers? MAN………. When I was y’alls age we had to talk to chick via morse code and shit.LOL

    .-….—–.—.—.-.–….-.-.-.—-.-= A/S/L

    LOL

    ^LOL…

    *daps OG DPS*

  62. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    classic Chris Hansen soundbite…

    “I’m SO freaking horny…”

  63. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Chris Hansen telling dudes they can leave>>Chris Hansen reading explicit e-mails

    ROFL!

  64. Big_Seth Says:

    From one homo to the next…
    ^^

    AYO

    lol

  65. Big Homie Says:

    But I remember seeing a lot of incriminating pics from people at school’s Black Planet profiles though…MY GAWD! LOL!

    ^ Word to this one chick from Tenn I had fly out to VA to meet up with me at VA STate homecoming back in 2001 and then hitting her up on AOL IM to tell her we got to call it quits lol

  66. D. Billz Says:

    *dies* what’s bad is when you hit the same chick twice and hit them with the same note..smh

    ^I’m guilty as charged too. Lol

    @ Beezy… lmao

    @ BDoll… I heard some dudes from Morgan, Coppin, and other HBCU’s were creating profiles of chicks from the respective schools doing all types of wild shit before BP shut it down.

  67. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    Black planet from 99-02 = and >Match.Com now.

    lol @ morse code

  68. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    classic Chris Hansen soundbite…

    “I’m SO freaking horny…”

    =================
    LMAO! Hansen might be the creepiest news guy ever lol

  69. BabyDoll Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    But I remember seeing a lot of incriminating pics from people at school’s Black Planet profiles though…MY GAWD! LOL!

    ^ Word to this one chick from Tenn I had fly out to VA to meet up with me at VA STate homecoming back in 2001 and then hitting her up on AOL IM to tell her we got to call it quits lol

    ^lol & smh

  70. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz DPS*

    What up chief rocka?

  71. BabyDoll Says:

    @ BDoll… I heard some dudes from Morgan, Coppin, and other HBCU’s were creating profiles of chicks from the respective schools doing all types of wild shit before BP shut it down.

    ^lol…exactly! Some people’s lives were really put on blast and ruined…it was the Black People’s Girls Gone Wild….smh

  72. D. Billz Says:

    El_Feces_Loco Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Black planet from 99-02 = and >Match.Com now.

    ^I used to front on MiGente too. None of the Spanish broads was hittin’ me up though.

  73. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Chris Hansen telling dudes they can leave>>Chris Hansen reading explicit e-mails

    ^^^

    yeah thats the killer part man…they like okay no problem, I’m sorry I’ll never do it again, I learned my lesson, yada yada…take to steps outside and BAM tackled and pushed to the ground by a bunch of cops…LOL!

  74. AmpGeez a.k.a. Hate Is The New Love Says:

    The song with “The” Game is crack…as much as I try to hate it, I can’t. he shoulda reduced Jayceon’s input to a video cameo. This is supposed to be on the radio

  75. BabyDoll Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    # Jersey*made*me Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Chris Hansen telling dudes they can leave>>Chris Hansen reading explicit e-mails

    ^^^

    yeah thats the killer part man…they like okay no problem, I’m sorry I’ll never do it again, I learned my lesson, yada yada…take to steps outside and BAM tackled and pushed to the ground by a bunch of cops…LOL!

    ^GET ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN NOW!!!

  76. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    LMAO! Hansen might be the creepiest news guy ever lol

    ^^^

    naw its just straight up hilarity when he reads them emails…how he says the shit.

  77. D. Billz Says:

    ^GET ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN NOW!!!

    ^ (c) youtube.com/watch?v=iQYz6d-Bbpg

  78. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^GET ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN NOW!!!

    ^^^

    gives them a lil ounce of hope…lol.

    also whats funny its cats thats seen the show before and still do shit like this…and they just afraid to go outside cause they know the cops is out there…

  79. Aight Says:

    GRANDMASTER YE AND THE FURIOUS F5VE LOUIS V DONS !

  80. BabyDoll Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    ^GET ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN NOW!!!

    ^^^

    gives them a lil ounce of hope…lol.

    also whats funny its cats thats seen the show before and still do shit like this…and they just afraid to go outside cause they know the cops is out there…

    ^that’s what puzzles and sickens me…they actually admit to Chris Hansen that they’ve seen the show before. THE FUCK?!??! They just really gotta have it…smh

  81. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Billz, BD, MTF, BH, El, GE, and all the rest of the initial (get it?) Nah Squadron…
    What it do?
    I had my fair share of CPU Kcufery. I met this one chick from VA sent me a 15 yo picture of herself. A lil thick but cute in the grillular region. I was about to jump on I95 but then I got the UPDATED picture and GAWD DAMN!!! Sis had the Gieco caveman brow and about a size 14 shoe. Anytime the convo starts with, “Yeah, I’m glad you coming this week ’cause I had boils on my inner thighs last week…” SMH

  82. Aight Says:

    KANYE, COLDPLAY
    FOR REAL NEED THAT
    LIVE NATION CONTRACT

  83. Rockabye Says:

    Padded Room leaked? Is that what y’all are referring to?

  84. b-ease Says:

    “Yeah, I’m glad you coming this week ’cause I had boils on my inner thighs last week…”

    ^^
    “Uh Oohhhh. Oh no. Oh Gawd.” (c) Killa

  85. BabyDoll Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Billz, BD, MTF, BH, El, GE, and all the rest of the initial (get it?) Nah Squadron…
    What it do?
    I had my fair share of CPU Kcufery. I met this one chick from VA sent me a 15 yo picture of herself. A lil thick but cute in the grillular region. I was about to jump on I95 but then I got the UPDATED picture and GAWD DAMN!!! Sis had the Gieco caveman brow and about a size 14 shoe. Anytime the convo starts with, “Yeah, I’m glad you coming this week ’cause I had boils on my inner thighs last week…” SMH

    ^*dies*…now this is the second story about internet fuckery that involves a chick from VA…LOL

  86. embark Says:

    ^NOPE. Aint nobody getting the live Nation Deal for a minute. They need to see how this JayZ situation plays out before they starting F-in with more hiphop.

  87. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    I had my fair share of CPU Kcufery. I met this one chick from VA sent me a 15 yo picture of herself. A lil thick but cute in the grillular region. I was about to jump on I95 but then I got the UPDATED picture and GAWD DAMN!!! Sis had the Gieco caveman brow and about a size 14 shoe. Anytime the convo starts with, “Yeah, I’m glad you coming this week ’cause I had boils on my inner thighs last week…” SMH

    ^^*wrestles a chimpanzee*

    Yo thas the illest shit, cause the ugliest chicks would have the sexiest names on BP, the farthest I ever went for a BP chick was to CT, and we still friends to this day. It got so bad I went thru a period of ONLY talkin to women that used theyre real names only, be gotdayummed if women named “SEXYGODDESS4U” didn’t look like 50 in a wig.

    LF: My first BP name was “Mr RoomService”..no pics..but that name alone made women relax thinking I was a sucker for love…

  88. Aight Says:

    padded room will be in stores february 24th sharebee.com/94f8529d and the new budden’s video ‘in my sleep’ coming really soon. 09 the year of slaughterhouse !

  89. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *dizaps Disco Stu aka Party Poopa*

  90. D. Billz Says:

    Anytime the convo starts with, “Yeah, I’m glad you coming this week ’cause I had boils on my inner thighs last week…” SMH

    ^ *gets in the elevator*

    *sees button titled “upper room*

    *presses it multiple times*

  91. BabyDoll Says:

    *dies @ Mr. RoomService* LOL

  92. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Aight Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    GRANDMASTER YE AND THE FURIOUS F5VE LOUIS V DONS !

    ^^^

    …QUE???

  93. D. Billz Says:

    be gotdayummed if women named “SEXYGODDESS4U” didn’t look like 50 in a wig.

    ^ *becomes lightskinned R&B singer*

    *does single with Jordin Sparks*

    *lives up to the song tiltle*

  94. sleep Says:

    Razor ramon on nah right when I type

  95. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *sings soulful like*

    Theeeeee Uppperrrrr Roooommmmmmm!!!!!!!!!….”

  96. Aight Says:

    QUE ??????????????????????
    hxxp://www.missinfo.tv/index.php/kanyes-coffee-table-bookwhat-to-expect/ $i $EGNOR !

  97. esquire Says:

    i just listened to that freestyle from a few posts back…he still has bars underneath that shag haircut

  98. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    # BabyDoll Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    *dies @ Mr. RoomService* LOL

    ^^see its workin on you already..over there picturin me in a suit, you in a robe, me feeding you grapes, and massagin your body down with heated babyoil..that name is a works wonders for my face.

    LOL @ Billz..you know “GODS_BEAUTY” was a fat chick and “SEXYONE4U” was ugly..the real pretty women on Bp were named “RENA” and “BETH”

  99. Big_Seth Says:

    My homeboy was talkin to this big girl one time & he told her about me. So she was like “i got this friend” So I’m talkin to the friend for like a week. Chattin & callin. she sends me pics. I’m finally bout to meet this chick and she comes clean.

    “those pics weren’t really me. They were my friend & she is a lesbian. your homeboy told me you were a player & you hit+quit a lot of girls so I wanted to trick you, but I’m starting to like you so maybe we can still meet.”

    I’m like “bitch Fuck you fatty.” I was pissed. LMAO & SMH. No more internet broads after that. But I would always holla @ the dope girls my homeboy would meet online after I saw them in person.

    anyways this was the homeboy I slapped with the money & knocked his glasses off.

  100. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    yo i’m watching the youtube of “To Catch a predator”

    Yo, this shit is absolutely fucking hilarious

  101. AD Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    LOL @ the copy and paste. Damn, yall taking me back. That shit was the greatest. I got NOTHIN’ done during my freshman year at Towson.

    ^ Yea..it was on some…hello how are you? just wanted to say that I was admiring your pictures and by reading your page you seem like a nice person..holla back…”

    *dies* what’s bad is when you hit the same chick twice and hit them with the same note..smh

    ^^^^^

    SMH at my homie from freshman year that had an email that read like an entire first date conversation and had pre-typed responses saved in the message. He would hit chicks up on AOL and be like “I noticed your name on my buddy list but I have no idea who you are” then starts introducin and hittin em w/ the questions. Chicks ate that shit up like tic tacs, they could never figure out how he would respond to the same question he just asked them (What is your passion in life? or suttin like dat) in less than 2 min. SMH @ College chicks typin back “DANG u type fast” ha ha, although I remember him runnin back to the dorm after meeting one of em, talking bout this chick whippin out (||) a camera like 10secs after he hops in the car w/ her. LMAO this whole post takes me back. And yea to confirm that was def the reason BP got shut down… Niggas at Morehouse were passin round links to them HBCU BP pages like niggas pass zshare links on this site, lol…

  102. Da PartyStarter Says:

    MTF aka Cousin Cooter!!!! What da dealio? LOL

    @BD

    Yeah it’s something about a southern accent that makes me think these chicks look like Whitley offa A Different World but when you meet ’em they look like Coffey, John Coffey(Sounds the same but spelled different)

  103. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=rE2R_ACw3Rs&feature=related

    WATCH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!

  104. Beewirks Says:

    Did Padded Room leak?

  105. D. Billz Says:

    I’m like “bitch Fuck you fatty.”

    ^ *reaches for wallet in front of NYPD*

  106. Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    Geronimo P aka Chase Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    youtube.com/watch?v=rE2R_ACw3Rs&feature=related

    WATCH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!

    ^Ok, this was definitely a spoof. My bad. Its still funny nonetheless

  107. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    I’m like “bitch Fuck you fatty.” I was pissed. LMAO & SMH. No more internet broads after that. But I would always holla @ the dope girls my homeboy would meet online after I saw them in person.

    anyways this was the homeboy I slapped with the money & knocked his glasses off.

    ^^lol..thas like the CHat lines here in NY were back in the day…my home boy he moved to Atlanta since …but this nigga met 2 fat monstar looking chicks on the phone chat from BK he went and saw them, gave him the 3 some and one of them got pregnant..Nigga’s daughter gotta pay for that 1 night of stupidity now…plus I dont even think that baby his..but thas not my place to talk.

    You runnin round here thinkin you special and you were a phone chat mistake..your pops aint seen ya moms since he fukked her..foul shit.

  108. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    people sleep on us from the Lou…we got a few dope people ’round these here parts… check out the homie PhaseOne, killin some production.

    myspace.com/phaseonestl

  109. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    When chicks didnt have pics..it was more exciting tho..On your way over to meet her you’d be thinkin “what if this chick is ugly?”…nahh” what if she look like Halle berry?”..with the answers to ya own questions..”if she ugly imma keep goin like I aint see her..I told her I was wearin red anyway..and Im rockin all blue”

  110. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Beewirks Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Did Padded Room leak?

    ^^^

    somethign leaked…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  111. Big_Seth Says:

    thas like the CHat lines here in NY were back in the day
    ^^

    My homeboy still be on them phone chats.

    He said for every 5 fugly( > 6 ) bitches he meets 1 good lookin (7-10) skank.

    I mean those odds aint that bad. I think he pipes most of them anyways. Even when they look like sasquatch.

  112. CiCi The Intern Says:

    This is most definitely fitted weather. Damn.

  113. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    *turns up that Drizzy feat Omarion blicka*

    *closes eyes*

    *pictures BD, robe on, head back, mouth open, accepting my grapes*

    *fades into Bolivian*

  114. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    yeezy is looking mad brovacative if i do say so myself

  115. Big_Seth Says:

    # El_Feces_Loco Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    When chicks didnt have pics..it was more exciting tho..On your way over to meet her you’d be thinkin “what if this chick is ugly?”…nahh” what if she look like Halle berry?”..with the answers to ya own questions..”if she ugly imma keep goin like I aint see her..I told her I was wearin red anyway..and Im rockin all blue”

    ^^

    LMAO

    I met this one chick & took her too a movie. She had hair like Damon’s mom on friday after next. HAHA. She tried to hug up on me in the movie.

    I pulled my arm back quick. Damn I remember that shit. I was thinkin that same shit too.

  116. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    CI CI I CI U

  117. CiCi The Intern Says:

    DPS, that degenerate Chase, Feces!!, MTF, BD, sleep, Billz, Seth, etc…*late afternoon daps and hugs*

  118. Aight Says:

    yeah padded room is leaked
    watch

  119. Big_Seth Says:

    brovacative
    ^^

    good one (none). lol

  120. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    yeezy is looking mad brovacative if i do say so myself
    ^^^

    Typical Chea.

  121. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    yeezy is looking mad brovacative if i do say so myself

    ^^^

    look so broacative… I bet he uses Broactiv

  122. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html

    ^

    peep

    cici i c u tryina be hasadiddy with ur boy but i still luh u guh *gives cici a wedgie*

  123. nation Says:

    what up chea. what make do you make of this day

  124. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    zup Cici…

  125. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    LMAO

    I met this one chick & took her too a movie. She had hair like Damon’s mom on friday after next. HAHA. She tried to hug up on me in the movie.

    I pulled my arm back quick. Damn I remember that shit. I was thinkin that same shit too.

    ^^^
    *signs up for newnewness magazine*

  126. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    # Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    yeezy is looking mad brovacative if i do say so myself

    ^^^

    look so broacative… I bet he uses Broactiv

    ^

    lololololol *dead*

    i like the bromotional video too

  127. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    what make do you make of this day

    ^

    smfh casket face’s grammar has infected everyone, we shoulda used brotection

    in ingrish please

  128. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    lololololol *dead*

    i like the bromotional video too

    ^^^

    Ye got the best bromotions in the game.

  129. Aight Says:

    bonus track (remix) “family reunion” feat fabolous, ransom and hitchcock

  130. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    keep it real bro-ish man…no bromo

  131. El_Feces_Loco Says:

    But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported.

    ^^How she only ended up killin herself tho? ..I wanna kill yall but only took my own Life self Ether

  132. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html

    ^

    peep

    cici i c u tryina be hasadiddy with ur boy but i still luh u guh *gives cici a wedgie*
    ^^^

    High siddity with you Chea? Oh, never that

    *rolls eyes*
    *plans to throw a rock into Chea’s window*

  133. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    lololololol *dead*

    i like the bromotional video too

    ^^^

    Ye got the best bromotions in the game.

    ^

    true, early on he had help from john bronopoly – that dude is an ace on that bromo tip

  134. nation Says:

    >> in ingrish please

    what’s the science

  135. Big_Seth Says:

    *daps cici*

  136. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Lil Ci Ci?
    I would hug a cop but I wanna live long enough to threaten my daughters’ prom dates….

  137. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    nation Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    >> in ingrish please

    what’s the science

    ^

    ain’t shit. economy in shambles. everybody getting fired. roland burris raised $$$ for blagojevich. gaza still fucked up. only thing to look fwd to is the “i used to get it in ohio” video by killa

  138. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    whoa whoa whoa who’s a cop

    WE RUN FROM POLICE
    U RUN WIT POLICE

  139. M.Tyson Says:

    P is a Legend from his Bars on Infamous/Hell On Earth/Murda Muzik/HNIC/Return of the Mac

    Joey is dead-nice but his debut was meh..the mood muzik are good mixtapes but not classic..joey has broken odinance code 2257 which states you cant critique someone whos career which is filled with classic material, to your toilet paper sheet worth of classic bars its bafoonery Prodigy been raping since 92 that 16-17 year of course he sounds like trash now sickile cell and sour diesel does that to people

  140. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    yo eskae (c) cam

    this nahright comment shit crazy

  141. Da PartyStarter Says:

    * Notices the the whole in my afro*
    *grabs the Brogaine*

  142. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    Prodigy been raping since 92

    ^

    too many conceptual failures to distill it into one fail but here goes FAIL

  143. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 17th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Wassup Lil Ci Ci?
    I would hug a cop but I wanna live long enough to threaten my daughters’ prom dates….
    ^^^

    Dudes, these cops are dropping in this city like crazy. I felt bad for dude’s family though. His wife just gave birth. He was young too.

  144. Big_Seth Says:

    only thing to look fwd to is the “i used to get it in ohio” video by killa

    ^^

    And street Fighter 4 drops today.

    Yea Boi.(c) john witherspoon.

  145. Cream of Sumyung-gai Says:

    *sips bromenthezine and sprite*

    rip dj screw

  146. farsideoff Says:

    # Big_Seth Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    only thing to look fwd to is the “i used to get it in ohio” video by killa

    ^^

    And street Fighter 4 drops today.

    Yea Boi.(c) john witherspoon.
    __________
    and also GTA IV: The Lost and the Damned.

  147. Big_Seth Says:

    Its 5…

    I’m out.

    *daps all*

    Peace

  148. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Dudes, these cops are dropping in this city like crazy. I felt bad for dude’s family though. His wife just gave birth. He was young too.

    ^^^
    No Black cops though..Things that make you go,”Hmmmmmm…”

  149. Da PartyStarter Says:

    I guess they don’t kill brolice officers in Philly…

  150. M.Tyson Says:

    too many conceptual failures to distill it into one fail but here goes FAIL
    ————————-
    juvenile hell was recorded in 92 jackass but please distill my many conceptual failures

  151. The Truth... Says:

    Jersey*made*me Says:

    Dissin P while he’s in jail? This fag is a clown….
    ^^

    That diss is old….you lost
    _________________________________

    You keep up with Joe Budden’s music….YOU lost

  152. cw : blog » Blog Archive » KANYE WEST INTERVIEW @ DETAILS COVER SHOOT Says:

    […] Source: Eskay UPDATE 19/2/2008 2:50PM “Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the f—ing end-all, be-all of music. I know what I’m doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It’s on cruise control. . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let’s talk about how my f—ing sweater didn’t come back right from Korea. That’s what’s interesting me.” […]

  153. chen Says:

    cocaine is a hellova drug

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