“Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years.
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with ‘How To Boost Your Insecure Teen’s Confidence’ or ‘How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image’. Thanks, mommy. FML