Video: Juelz Santana Wants Eminem on a Song

Whatdya think? Should Juelz hold his breath waiting for that phone call from Marshall? I’m curious to hear what that track sounds like though.


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54 Responses to “Video: Juelz Santana Wants Eminem on a Song”

  1. AJ Says:

    may restore his cred

  2. Beezy Says:

    Rick Ross > Juelz Santana

  3. A tribe called quest Says:

    I liked it better when this niggas was getting jumped at parades.

  4. anons Says:

    if i’m a GOAT, juelz is way down on the list of who gets on with me

  5. A tribe called quest Says:

    “yo em i’ve been watching you for so long”

    ayo

  6. NYHC81 Says:

    just watched Ross’ new video you posted, what the big deal besides his fat belly, whats the big deal with this dude? he’s boring. on Juelz’ comments I think that Em should take three mc’s that “want to do a track with Eminem” and let them on a joint. see what they got. like hip hop 101.

  7. Beezy Says:

    Juelz government is LaRon>>

    Should LaRon hold his breath waiting for that phone call from Marshall?

    *fixed*

  8. Mag Says:

    Em once said he checked Harlem rappers to see what was in style…Big L and Mase. So he loves a harlem nigga!

  9. hecktic Says:

    i wonder what the title is that got this nigga bout to bust a nut

  10. anons Says:

    Barack Obama is like the manager of Burger King….but you never get to see the franhcise owner -KRS

  11. rex hussla Says:

    this dude really wants to get roasted on his own shit?

  12. JDS Says:

    Rage Against The Machine >>>

    rex hussla Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    this dude really wants to get roasted on his own shit?

    ^^^
    my exact thoughts when i read the post title LOL

  13. steven biko Says:

    i think em would do would with killa before santana.

  14. Jimmy Valentime Says:

    White Jesus Won’t do a song with Wayne the biggest rapper in the world right now …

    He wont do a song with the robin to dwayne batman

  15. Mike Says:

    Yea Juelz has been em fan for a min. On back like cooked crack part3 he hoped on 3 different eminem tracks

  16. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Oh man I got a classic joke for you lot.

  17. k1ng Says:

    i doubt it will happen.

  18. EnglandRepresent Says:

    You got to read this shit with a lisp.

    THE HORTH WHITHPERER

    A guy calls his mate, a horse breeder, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.

    His mate asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’

    ‘That’s easy; he’s a midget with a speech impediment.’

    So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. ; ‘A female horth.’

    So he shows him a prized filly.

    ‘Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth’?

    So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.

    ‘Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth’?

    So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.

    ‘Nith earzth, can I see her mouf’?

    The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.

    ‘Nice mouf, can I see her twat’?

    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s pussy, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. ‘Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit’?

  19. EnglandRepresent Says:

    l.m.f.a.o.

    Brilliant joke.

    You Nahggers need to up your chat. No disrespect but 99% of you lot have got shithouse banter.

  20. anons Says:

    http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com/

  21. SDP Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Oh man I got a classic joke for you lot.

    ^^

    hahah england u bitch keane shitted on yall..
    how does it feel to be the superhead of existence because u suck at life!!

  22. Beezy Says:

    I for one would be enraged if I was a midget and had my head shoved into a horse’s vagina.

  23. SDP Says:

    juelz > most rappers today

    juelz will embarrass em on a track

  24. JDS Says:

    that joke was cheeks lol

    no darts thrown…

  25. SDP Says:

    nvm weezy on the song???

    u know weezy and juelz talked about this and this gonna be that track where weezy goes “fuck dat pussy em for being scared to be on a track wit me…if he gets on this one..fa sho he gettin killed”

  26. EnglandRepresent Says:

    hahah england u bitch keane shitted on yall..
    how does it feel to be the superhead of existence because u suck at life!!

    ^^This is exactly what I’m referring to when I say you’ve got bollocks chat. A superhead analogy??? really??? Original. Get back in your box you numpty.

    We sold Keane for 20 mil, bought him back for 12 mil, he was away for a total of 6 months meaning we made 1.1million pounds for every month he was away, tell me again exactly how we and I lost?

    That’s right you can’t. You were dropped at birth hence your inability to think logically. It’s all good. I ain’t gonna call you a cunt again because making fun of the disabled is a no no.

    Be gone.

  27. EnglandRepresent Says:

    that joke was cheeks lol

    no darts thrown…

    ^^Cheeks??? smh. You wanted me to dumb it down for you on account fo your Yankee lack of humour? gtfoh. No shots.

  28. SDP Says:

    This is exactly what I’m referring to when I say you’ve got bollocks chat. A superhead analogy??? really??? Original. Get back in your box you numpty.

    We sold Keane for 20 mil, bought him back for 12 mil, he was away for a total of 6 months meaning we made 1.1million pounds for every month he was away, tell me again exactly how we and I lost?

    That’s right you can’t. You were dropped at birth hence your inability to think logically. It’s all good. I ain’t gonna call you a cunt again because making fun of the disabled is a no no.

    Be gone.

    ^^

    my nigga…all you are is a muthafukin fan…all that money u talkin…ur NOT SEEING NOR TOUCHING IT..

    .the only thing u get out of it..is that ur team lost their best chance of becoming better..and now everytime u watch them on tv they lose

    and everytime they lose..u come on nah bringing up the weakest jokes on planet earth..

    really?? a midget up a horses pussy??

    ur favorite futbol team is like ur jokes..

    G.A.R.B.A.G.E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Beezy Says:

    juelz will embarrass em on a track

    ^Why are you even alive?

  30. EnglandRepresent Says:

    I for one would be enraged if I was a midget and had my head shoved into a horse’s vagina.

    ^^You Yankees get midget wrestling in the States? I went to a pub about 6 months ago where they had a wrestling ring in it and all these midgets fighting normal people. I walked in the spot first thing I see was a midget get heaved over the ropes onto a pub table. Brilliant. One of the best things I’ve ever seen.

  31. jrp14 Says:

    That Death of Adam album will probably go down as one of the most criminally underrated albums of this day…shit is crazy…check it out if you can. 88 Keys is no Chuck D but hes a good story teller nonetheless

  32. D. Billz Says:

    Not for nothin’, but I think that’s a humble gesture on Juelz part.

  33. Beezy Says:

    ^^You Yankees get midget wrestling in the States? I went to a pub about 6 months ago where they had a wrestling ring in it and all these midgets fighting normal people. I walked in the spot first thing I see was a midget get heaved over the ropes onto a pub table. Brilliant. One of the best things I’ve ever seen.

    >>LOL. I have no doubt that there are places that do that here. I haven’t had the fortune to experience it LOL. I have seen midget tossing though. Muscle bound men heaving midgets for distance. Also quite comical.

  34. SDP Says:

    I SWEAR TO GOD THIS NIGGA RAWSE GOT SWAG FOR DAYS..

    everytime i hear him spit i feel like im in a maybach

  35. SDP Says:

    yo beezy…u kno wut beezy stands for in the bay??

    lol just take the L n run wit it

  36. Kell-El Says:

    Em would probably pre-screen his bars to make sure he ain’t spittin no garrr-bage!

  37. Beezy Says:

    Somali get off Wayne dick.

  38. anons Says:

    mafia music is actually a nice track…ross really is finished, he can’t rap his way outta this hole….curtis bout to gobble up his lame duck ass (no Eddie Curry)

  39. inspectah crack Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    We sold Keane for 20 mil, bought him back for 12 mil, he was away for a total of 6 months meaning we made 1.1million pounds for every month he was away, tell me again exactly how we and I lost?

    ^^

    roffle at guys arguing about robbie keane on a hip hop blog where no one has a clue what you’re talkin about…but it was a smart move by tottenham though

  40. Kid Icarus Says:

    Nigga dont nobody wanna hear no “AYE!!” in a Eminem song.

  41. SDP Says:

    @ Beezy ….NEVER

    @ anons…i still will bump ricky rawse over 50 anyday in the whip..BAWSE

    @ inspectah crack….thats the worlds most popular sport bru..and it wasnt a smart move when it comes to tottenham supporters like the bastard 666 waste of sperm child over here known as englandrepresent ….

    @ EnglandRepresent your dad shoulda squirted you in the toilet instead of ur moms vagina

  42. JDS Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    that joke was cheeks lol

    no darts thrown…

    ^^Cheeks??? smh. You wanted me to dumb it down for you on account fo your Yankee lack of humour? gtfoh. No shots.

    ^^^
    ahhh go suck on a crumpet nigga

    it was wack… you’ve told better than that lol

  43. EnglandRepresent Says:

    I’m tryin to bring the standard of chat upwards here on Nah. It’s gone down the shitter.

    All these Nahgger version 2.0 lookin ass muthafuckas like SDP, Casket Chops etc bringin shit down. I’m not against new jacks doin their thing but you muppets have got the worst fuckin banter known to man and you bore the fuck out of me. A Nahgger used to be able to chat shit until work was finished and then it’s all gravy and off you go home. It’s a fuckin battle these days.

    Sidenote : midget tossing (n) sounds brilliant. There’s a gym in London where the weights for bench pressing are actual little midgets in these black costumes with their weight in white letters on the front. So you can bench press a 50kg midget or a 30kg midget etc. Innovative.

  44. SDP Says:

    EnglandRepresent

    ^^

    im from the hood you bitch…….i dont have time to tell you about trying to get at hoes from walmart…fuck u think this is ..go jack off and eat a dick

    and if u dont like it…go watch the view or ellen degenris u sad sad waste of life

  45. Dr Flav Says:

    *puts down sandwich* I was actually amused by that joke, I like a good anecdote. *continues eating and lurking*

  46. SDP Says:

    and ur sidenote shows how boring england can be..

    no wonder why ur personality is so bland and gray…

  47. anons Says:

    george galloway>>>englandrep

  48. Dr Flav Says:

    Oh and Em aint fuckin with dude, pretty transparent tactic to get a track for the Cant Feel My Face joint, he already ignored Wayne.

  49. jerkstore Says:

    Juelz could possibly be the worst rapper to ever even consider picking up a mic.

  50. ThatDude Says:

    Eminem better not hop on that song with those two clowns.

  51. ThatDude Says:

    Em>Jay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else.

  52. Jerzjugganaut Says:

    I can’t stand Juelz. But if he has a sick beat, fuck yeah I wanna hear Em on it.

  53. nashfromengland Says:

    mate any team that buys three players they sold six months before isn’t really a team that’s looking to go forward.

    can’t wait for spurs to get shitted on come Sunday.

  54. jewtino Says:

    Fuck where you come from, LaRon James is a track star, he can runs laps around the block.

    Word to Seward Park & LES ninjas.

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