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Video: Uncle Murda Vlad TV Freestyle

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106 Responses to “Video: Uncle Murda Vlad TV Freestyle”

  1. pockets Says:

    he cute though

    ^fux u got a bro-rection for dude

  2. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I just saw that new Tierra Marie video. I wonder what member of SP she was singing about…

    Mr. Pap!! *Eagles hugs*

  3. b-ease Says:

    Uncle Murdah>>>>

  4. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    If I were a girl nothing about Bow Wow says I want to fuck him

    ^

    fag on the play

  5. moresickaMC Says:

    whos the worst NY rapper?

    prob French right now. he worse than this dude

  6. b-ease Says:

    didn’t know you could debate opinions.

    ^^
    I thought the only thing you could debate WAS opinions?

    What kind of debate can you have arguing about facts? The sky is blue, I cant debate that.

  7. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    fux u got a bro-rection for dude

    ^

    i hope he uses brotection

  8. pockets Says:

    didn’t know you could debate opinions.

    ^^
    I thought the only thing you could debate WAS opinions?

    What kind of debate can you have arguing about facts?

    ^AHAA u just exposed him completely

  9. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Nas and Kelis have one in the oven
    ^^^

    Awwww…congrats to them

  10. Boosie Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    didn’t know you could debate opinions.

    ^^
    I thought the only thing you could debate WAS opinions?

    What kind of debate can you have arguing about facts? The sky is blue, I cant debate that.
    _____________________________________________________________

    Actually the sky is not blue it just appears blue

  11. Prada Main Says:

    *listens to Uncle Murda’s song COME HERE BABY* dope sample used there

  12. pockets Says:

    fux u got a bro-rection for dude

    ^

    i hope he uses brotection

    ^or bro-stinance

  13. nation Says:

    fux u got a bro-rection for dude

    ^

    i hope he uses brotection

    ^ dead

  14. Prada Main Says:

    CiCi as a woman anything about Bow Wow say to you let me fuck this dude?[||]

  15. blaze22 Says:

    #

    i hope he uses brotection
    # pockets Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    didn’t know you could debate opinions.

    ^^
    I thought the only thing you could debate WAS opinions?

    What kind of debate can you have arguing about facts?

    ^AHAA u just exposed him completely

    ^

    DIES

  16. b-ease Says:

    Actually the sky is not blue it just appears blue

    ^^
    Yea, I know genius, I was making a general point.

  17. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    easss’ new YAWK! AWWW!

  18. moresickaMC Says:

    where is Mase is all time MC rankings? somewhere in the 30s?

    dude was sick

  19. pockets Says:

    CiCi as a woman anything about Bow Wow say to you let me fuck this dude?[||]

    ^can u stop bro-stigating and bro-tinue with ur life

  20. Prada Main Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    CiCi as a woman anything about Bow Wow say to you let me fuck this dude?[||]

    ^can u stop bro-stigating and bro-tinue with ur life

    ^^^^^^ I had a brominition

  21. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Prada Main Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    CiCi as a woman anything about Bow Wow say to you let me fuck this dude?[||]
    ^^^^

    No.

    1) Too short
    2) Too short
    3) He’s a midget
    4) Too short

  22. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    bottomofthePUSSYhole.com

  23. PHENOMENON Says:

    Fu*k’s up with this dude Vlad?

    Dudes diction sounds like he’s fresh of a stroke.

  24. blaze22 Says:

    # moresickaMC Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    where is Mase is all time MC rankings? somewhere in the 30s?

    dude was sick

    ^

    NO

  25. Boosie Says:

    # moresickaMC Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    where is Mase is all time MC rankings? somewhere in the 30s?

    dude was sick
    ___________________________________________________

    top 150’s…..he coulda been up there had he kept his children of the corn flow, but he wanted to be pretty for diddy

  26. Prada Main Says:

    ciCi plus he think he Hard with all kinds of little tats

  27. Big_Seth Says:

    # pockets Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    fux u got a bro-rection for dude

    ^

    i hope he uses brotection

    ^or bro-stinance

    ^^

    maybe a bro-phylactic

  28. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

  29. pockets Says:

    what boosie just did by commenting as jakk crakker was akin to walking around in a crowded shopping mall and as u get off the escalator, having ur pant leg get caught on the edge part and it pulls ur pants off completely, exposing you completely and having everyone see you completely exposed.

  30. b-ease Says:

    @ fux, you need an alias for this type of recklessness lol

  31. nation Says:

    chea, btw, i’m gonna take a prerequisite that i never took first term and that was blocking all my classes. that along with another class i’m not supposed to take yet + some electives. i’m gonna lay low this term, finish this shit, then get in beast mode in the fall (hopefully after a sweet 4 month summer)

    i can’t afford to end up one of those guys who’s stuck opening a streetwear shop at the age of 33 (no shots). i was destined for trillness

  32. Prada Main Says:

    Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

    ^^^^^^^^
    *dies*

  33. Boosie Says:

    why don’t females like short dudes?….what is about a short dude that instantly make you say “he too short” I dont want to fuck him?…..

  34. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Nas and Kelis have one in the oven

    ^^^
    when these 2 break up, Woooooo! that Superugly Pt.2 is gonna be funny.
    …i left my milkshake on your babys carseat… all that bullshit…

  35. pockets Says:

    fux u got a bro-rection for dude

    ^

    i hope he uses brotection

    ^or bro-stinance

    ^^

    maybe a bro-phylactic

    ^what the bro-fuck is that

  36. Big_Seth Says:

    # pockets Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    what boosie just did by commenting as jakk crakker was akin to walking around in a crowded shopping mall and as u get off the escalator, having ur pant leg get caught on the edge part and it pulls ur pants off completely, exposing you completely and having everyone see you completely exposed.

    ^^

    HAHA. Gross

  37. cOLD Says:

    dude vlad is talking to uncle murda the way fux talks to sexy T

  38. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Prada Main Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    ciCi plus he think he Hard with all kinds of little tats
    ^^^^

    That’s the thing. There is nothing about that dude that puts fear in anybody.

  39. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Boosie Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    why don’t females like short dudes?….what is about a short dude that instantly make you say “he too short” I dont want to fuck him?…..

    ***SMH…

    1…

  40. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ma$e gotta be top 15 of the 90s. . . . harlem world was an incredible album, and that nigga is right up there with LL as far as makin songs for the ladies.

  41. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    dude vlad is talking to uncle murda the way fux talks to sexy T

    ***Dies***

  42. nation Says:

    >> what the bro-fuck is that

    *bromicide*

  43. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    the funniest shit is that first teairra marie video when all the niggas was tryna holla. . . . and sebastian telfair iced that one nigga at the courts. . . .

    the nigga threw a ball at the dude!!

    that’s beyond disrespectful. . . .

    ^Yo, Jay’s cosigns have been failing since then. Telfair included.

  44. Dr Flav Says:

    “fag on the play” Intentional pounding, half the distance to the goal.

  45. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Dr Flav Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Thanks to Nahright for the laughs, the recession got my real world fucked up, business is slow like my money. Got to keep my faith on 10 as you all should. I just wanted to put that out there and its 100.

    ^^^

    *ruins Hallmark moment by pissing on Flav’s shoes and singing loudy a Scottish drinking song*

  46. Big Homie Says:

    Nas and Kelis have one in the oven
    ^^^

    Awwww…congrats to them

    ^ Is that how the name Nah’sir came into play?

  47. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    i was destined for trillness

    ^

    i’m broud of u

  48. Big_Seth Says:

    prophylactic – a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease.

    bro-phylactic – the same thing but in a gay way.

    (none)

  49. Prada Main Says:

    cOLD Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    dude vlad is talking to uncle murda the way fux talks to sexy T

    ^^^^

    I kind of noticed that…….no shots at myself

  50. D. Billz Says:

    # Dem aka GOMW,P Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

    ^ *goes straight to jail*

    *does not pass GO*

    *does not collect $200*

  51. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    and sebastian telfair iced that one nigga at the courts. . . .

    ***Yo, why you shot Fab? (c) random DC hoodrat with courtside Wiz/Celts seats, a coupla years ago

  52. Boosie Says:

    # pockets Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    what boosie just did by commenting as jakk crakker was akin to walking around in a crowded shopping mall and as u get off the escalator, having ur pant leg get caught on the edge part and it pulls ur pants off completely, exposing you completely and having everyone see you completely exposed.
    ___________________________________________________________

    You still bringing that up fam?…that was in the last few posts and old….95% of the people knew who Jakk Crakker is…..I exposed Jakk Crakker wayyy before you even knew about nahright..I made that shit a tv special….telling niggas I will tell em in 20 minutes and shit…check the archives….That’s two paragraphs dedicated to me fam, seem like you got some weird fetish over my aliases…

    what you saying is def. not nothing new…

  53. b-ease Says:

    ma$e gotta be top 15 of the 90s.

    ^^
    Hmm…artists that debuted in the 90’s…

    BIG
    Pac
    Nas
    Jay
    Ghost
    Rae
    GZA
    Buckshot
    Jadakiss
    Styles
    Eminem
    50
    DMX
    OutKast
    Cee-Lo
    Mos Def

    Nope, Mase aint on there.

  54. CiCi The Intern Says:

    *throws tampon applicator at Chea*

  55. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    88’s TRUE gChat of the day.
    (3:28pm est)

    _____: i’m in my office right now thinking about you bending me over my desk

    me: and…

    _____: …and fucking the shit outta me

    me: lol, AND…

    _____: and talking shit to each other.

  56. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Nas and Kelis have one in the oven
    ^^^

    Awwww…congrats to them

    ^^^

    nice…God’s Son’s Son?

  57. D. Billz Says:

    >>top 150’s…..he coulda been up there had he kept his children of the corn flow, but he wanted to be pretty for diddy

    ^ I was Murda / P Diddy made me pretty / did it for the money, now can you get wit’ me?

  58. Prada Main Says:

    *daps Cocoa*

    LOL

  59. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^ *goes straight to jail*

    *does not pass GO*

    *does not collect $200*

    ^^

    *collects get out of jail free card*

    *gives it to billz*

    *cops all the railroads*

    *wishes a nigga would. . . . *

  60. eskay Says:

    >>nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

    they’ll probably front like they’re gonna and then at the last minute leave him nameless.

  61. Prada Main Says:

    eskay Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    >>nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

    they’ll probably front like they’re gonna and then at the last minute leave him nameless.

    ^^^^^
    zingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

  62. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    88’s TRUE gChat of the day. Followup.

    _____: oh…AND…you picking me up and putting first on the desk then up against the wall with my legs around ur back

    Sent at 3:28 PM on Wednesday

    me: Thats my girl

  63. D. Billz Says:

    # SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    88’s TRUE gChat of the day.
    (3:28pm est)

    _____: i’m in my office right now thinking about you bending me over my desk

    me: and…

    _____: …and fucking the shit outta me

    me: lol, AND…

    _____: and talking shit to each other.

    ^Work buns is the SHIT! Shoutouts to Yumima from Philly who I used to work with in the SSA mailroom. PHAT-TEE.

  64. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ b-ease, don’t forget Def squad, def row artists….pushes Ma$e even further down on the 90s hierarchy…

  65. b-ease Says:

    they’ll probably front like they’re gonna and then at the last minute leave him nameless.

    ^^
    Zing!

    Harlem was a dope fucking album though, regardless of Mase’s lack of standing.

  66. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Nope, Mase aint on there.

    ^^^

    *death*

    ####################################

    *stays bro’d up*

  67. Big Homie Says:

    *throws tampon applicator at Chea*

    ^ *sees it, catches it and keeps it*

  68. nation Says:

    >> they’ll probably front like they’re gonna and then at the last minute leave him nameless.

    they’re gonna sell the kid’s pictures to a tabloid and then say nahhhhhhhhhhh

  69. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    edit: Death row

    Oh, shit- a less gay message than “slow down cowboy”

    You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

  70. D. Billz Says:

    # Prada Main Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    eskay Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    >>nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

    they’ll probably front like they’re gonna and then at the last minute leave him nameless.

    ^^^^^
    zingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

    ^Co-zinger.

  71. nation Says:

    >> *sees it, catches it and keeps it*

    DEAD

  72. b-ease Says:

    @ b-ease, don’t forget Def squad, def row artists….pushes Ma$e even further down on the 90s hierarchy

    ^^
    Yea, I was just about to put Redman when I realized I was already at 16, lol

  73. nation Says:

    >> You still bringing that up fam?…that was in the last few posts and old….

    and pockets, this is flipper’s “Boosie” character

    I STAY TEN BROS DOWN

  74. Prada Main Says:

    I loved Ma$e still do even if he walks around in a video with 50 buying him some Frozen Yogurt or dancing around with some huge jeans on MTV while 50 performs his hits

  75. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    ^ *goes straight to jail*

    *does not pass GO*

    *does not collect $200*

    ^^

    *collects get out of jail free card*

    *gives it to billz*

    *cops all the railroads*

    *wishes a nigga would. . . . *

    ^LOL. Ol’ strategic ass nigga.

    Yall niggas is cheap like Baltic Ave – Broad Street Bully

  76. BKScribe Says:

    # eskay Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    >>nas and kelis should name the kid “Nigger”

    they’ll probably front like they’re gonna and then at the last minute leave him nameless.

    ^
    *2 counts of bro-mocide*

  77. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    and sebastian telfair iced that one nigga at the courts. . . .

    ***Yo, why you shot Fab? (c) random DC hoodrat with courtside Wiz/Celts seats, a coupla years ago

    ^^

    *DEAD*

  78. CiCi The Intern Says:

    c# Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    ^ *goes straight to jail*

    *does not pass GO*

    *does not collect $200*

    ^^

    *collects get out of jail free card*

    *gives it to billz*

    *cops all the railroads*

    *wishes a nigga would. . . . *
    ^^^^

    *grabs Water Works*

    *puts hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place*

    *rides Mr. Pap’s thimble*

  79. PHENOMENON Says:

    # Dr Flav Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Thanks to Nahright for the laughs, the recession got my real world fucked up, business is slow like my money. Got to keep my faith on 10 as you all should. I just wanted to put that out there and its 100.

    ^ ^ ^
    tinyurl.com/MoneyProblems

  80. Big Homie Says:

    BIG
    Pac
    Nas
    Jay
    Ghost
    Rae
    GZA
    Buckshot
    Jadakiss
    Styles
    Eminem
    50
    DMX
    OutKast
    Cee-Lo
    Mos Def

    ^ Where is Pun better yet, Big L

  81. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I’m betting either Nas is gonna name his child some African name, a name from a civil rights leader, or something regarding QB.

  82. Prada Main Says:

    *rides Mr. Pap’s thimble*

    ^^^^^^

    *fucking dead*

  83. blaze22 Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    ma$e gotta be top 15 of the 90s.

    ^^
    Hmm…artists that debuted in the 90’s…

    BIG
    Pac
    Nas
    Jay
    Ghost
    Rae
    GZA
    Buckshot
    Jadakiss
    Styles
    Eminem
    50
    DMX
    OutKast
    Cee-Lo
    Mos Def

    Nope, Mase aint on there.

    ^

    Snoop
    Wayne
    Ice Cube
    Common
    UGK
    Busta Rhymes
    Wyclef
    8ball MJG

  84. Prada Main Says:

    *ghostrides the rofflcopter*

  85. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ Where is Pun better yet, Big L

    ***Or the Roots, or Treach, or Smooth da Hustler, lol….Ma$e is already at like #35 at this point…

  86. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    and sebastian telfair iced that one nigga at the courts. . . .

    ***Yo, why you shot Fab? (c) random DC hoodrat with courtside Wiz/Celts seats, a coupla years ago

    ^ “Anyway, call me at fehv (five)” (c) same DC hoodrat, lol

  87. b-ease Says:

    ^ Where is Pun better yet, Big L

    ^^
    Word. There’s mad niggas not on there, that was my point, Mase isnt even in consideration for top 15 for 90’s.

  88. Dr Flav Says:

    *hits Twain with empty Jack Daniel bottle* *uses his kilt to dry gators*

  89. cOLD Says:

    ^ *sees it, catches it and keeps it*

    ^ lol you’sa nasty ninja

  90. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Anyway, call me at fehv (five)” (c) same DC hoodrat, lol

    ***LOL…I can’t front, the DC accent is atrocious, but for real, most extreme regional accents/dialects are…

  91. D. Billz Says:

    Hol’ up… hol’ up…

    I just re-read that Ike hoodrat comment. That was REAL?!

    *blasts club music in SE DC*

  92. Big Homie Says:

    Or the Roots, or Treach, or Smooth da Hustler, lol….Ma$e is already at like #35 at this point…

    ^ Ill & Al Scratch

  93. b-ease Says:

    I’m betting either Nas is gonna name his child some African name, a name from a civil rights leader, or something regarding QB.

    ^^
    He should name him William.

    That’s the least he could do considering Ill Will’s mom is still in the projects, eating at Wong’s. (c) Nature

  94. It'smesnitches Says:

    This is a cool blog

  95. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    well, i stand corrected about betha.

    my bad.

    LF: that joint w/ wayne and pharrell is. . . . just wow.

    that beat. . . . it’s just amazing.

  96. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    uses his kilt to dry gators*

    ***AYOOOO***

  97. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Dr Flav Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    *hits Twain with empty Jack Daniel bottle* *uses his kilt to dry gators*

    ^^^

    NO KILT FOR MTF…

  98. Big Homie Says:

    LOL…I can’t front, the DC accent is atrocious, but for real, most extreme regional accents/dialects are…

    ^ C’mon joe. Why you gosta go thur. Urybody know that urybody in differrrent ureas got jah diffrrent accents joe.

  99. cOLD Says:

    *names daugther cOLDitha*

  100. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Hol’ up… hol’ up…

    I just re-read that Ike hoodrat comment. That was REAL?!

    ***yep…that nigga Telfair igged her, though..

  101. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yo…some ill r& b ish…on 2B’z…this chick named Ayah.

  102. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ C’mon joe. Why you gosta go thur. Urybody know that urybody in differrrent ureas got jah diffrrent accents joe.

    ***Aye, mayne, it’s ja like that, out this jaunt…I ain’t trynna curry bammas though, joe…you kirkin’ out over nothin, slim….

  103. cOLD Says:

    *thinks penis onto Rocsi’s teleprompter*

  104. blaze22 Says:

    new post niggas

  105. It'smesnitches Says:

    *wonders how Rocsi smells naked*

  106. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yeah we have those horrible dialects uhround herre also…wez sa cuntray!

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