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Video: Max B x Itsthereal.com Teaser

Jeff and Eric are gonna catch that wave on Monday.


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99 Responses to “Video: Max B x Itsthereal.com Teaser”

  1. G7 Says:

    *doesn’t catch the wave*

  2. Prada Main Says:

    *doesnt catch wave*

    *stays without stds*

  3. b-ease Says:

    Late Pass : Jimmy’s album cover is dope.

  4. G7 Says:

    whiidup Prada?

  5. G7 Says:

    and b-ease

  6. embark Says:

    *sets iCal alert for Monday*

  7. b-ease Says:

    *daps G7*

    What’s good fam? You’ve been kinda MIA recently…

  8. Prada Main Says:

    nada Siete just Marinating

  9. Casket Face Says:

    Big_Seth Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    DMX look like a regular ass dude now.

    WTF
    _____________________________________________________________

    I know what you mean…dude was 28 in 1998, I remember cutting my hair bald after the Ruff Ryders Anthem. He was just the man…I think he went through alot of trails and tribulations that just broke his spirit. In that interview you could Earl Simmons struggle to let go of that “DMX” image.

    ..it really hurt to see my nigga like that.

    P.S. Them guys from THE REAL are hilarious…held up the scrabble board lol classic

  10. G7 Says:

    mistah f.a.b. looks like an obese elzhi

  11. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I HATE CRAMPS!

    *daps all*

  12. cOLD Says:

    ^^^ that trick is very old …..

    ^ this chick just got got from my job recentrly

    …niggas rolled up on her like “its your lucky day, we only got one left”. Sold her a fugazy home theater system which the said was worth 4,500. She gave them 3 hunned thinking she had a deal.

    Later she typed the name of the system in google and all that came up is SCAM ALERT! SCAM ALERT!

    —————

    LF: the nigga Head Ice, is bannanas…

  13. Joe 88 Says:

    owww owww owww

  14. Darth Cipher Says:

    what the shit???

    give niggas a camera and some juice, you get some quality posts

  15. Joe 88 Says:

    LF: the nigga Head Ice, is bannanas…

    ^I’m Joe88 and I approve this message

  16. G7 Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    *daps G7*

    What’s good fam? You’ve been kinda MIA recently

    ^just haven’t had the time lately. i usually get on here at lunch, but i’ve been working out, running stairs the past few days tryna stay in shape.

  17. embark Says:

    cOLD Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    …niggas rolled up on her like “its your lucky day, we only got one left”. Sold her a fugazy home theater system which the said was worth 4,500. She gave them 3 hunned thinking she had a deal.
    ^^

    The Olin Ross scam. Oldest trick in the book. I know niggaz that got olin ross hats and polos printed up just so they could look official. SMH

  18. Casket Face Says:

    G7 Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    mistah f.a.b. looks like an obese elzhi
    ___________________________________________________________

    *dies*

  19. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @ PETA trying to get fish designated as “sea kittens”..them m’fukkas are off their rockers, for real…

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has launched a marketing campaign to rebrand fish as “sea kittens,” a name the organization hopes will increase awareness and make the vertebrates more endearing to those who would eat them.

    “A lot of people don’t realize that fish are capable of feeling fear and pain, that they develop relationships with each other, and even show affection by gently rubbing against one another,” says Ashley Byrne, PETA’s sea kitten campaign co-ordinator. “Knowing that the fish sticks in the school cafeteria are really made out of tortured sea kittens makes most kids want to lose their lunch.”

  20. G7 Says:

    *daps cici, cold, casket grill, joe, darth ciph*

  21. Casual T Says:

    The Olin Ross scam. Oldest trick in the book. I know niggaz that got olin ross hats and polos printed up just so they could look official. SMH

    ^

    ROLMFAO!

  22. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Twan! aka Lewis & Clark! aka Ft. McHenry Tunnel!

    *hugs*

  23. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Head lice>Head ice

    j/k…WTF is a Head Ice though?

  24. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CiCi!

  25. Casual T Says:

    “A lot of people don’t realize that fish are capable of feeling fear and pain, that they develop relationships with each other, and even show affection by gently rubbing against one another,” says Ashley Byrne, PETA’s sea kitten campaign co-ordinator. “Knowing that the fish sticks in the school cafeteria are really made out of tortured sea kittens makes most kids want to lose their lunch.”

    ^

    This must obviously not include goldfish…?

  26. Casket Face Says:

    I think PETA is doing a good job…I’m a vegan
    I believe uneccesary tourture to animals is wrong.

  27. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    LOL @ PETA trying to get fish designated as “sea kittens”..them m’fukkas are off their rockers, for real…

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has launched a marketing campaign to rebrand fish as “sea kittens,” a name the organization hopes will increase awareness and make the vertebrates more endearing to those who would eat them.

    “A lot of people don’t realize that fish are capable of feeling fear and pain, that they develop relationships with each other, and even show affection by gently rubbing against one another,” says Ashley Byrne, PETA’s sea kitten campaign co-ordinator. “Knowing that the fish sticks in the school cafeteria are really made out of tortured sea kittens makes most kids want to lose their lunch.”
    ^^^

    PETA needs to stop.

  28. Prada Main Says:

    How’d he die?
    He got shot.
    What were the circumstances of shooting?
    Circumstances? Oh, right. None of nobody else’s business

    ^^^^
    this nigga weezy is spewing some dumb shit, but I am laughing

    no co-sign Casket Face the Real niggas isnt funny they borderline antilaughter

  29. G7 Says:

    lf: what’s the consensus on that Scarface album Emeritus? haven’t seen too many comments about it.

  30. b-ease Says:

    ^just haven’t had the time lately. i usually get on here at lunch, but i’ve been working out, running stairs the past few days tryna stay in shape.

    ^^
    Word, good shit. My New Year’s goal was to get back in shape and stop smoking ports.

    I just put out a ‘port 15 minutes ago, and havent done a pushup since the 4th. Resolution fail.

  31. Casual T Says:

    j/k…WTF is a Head Ice though?

    ^ Co-signature..

    * realizes that ‘Casket Face’ rhymes with ‘Basket Case*

    *hides*

  32. Joe 88 Says:

    I’m a genius in my own time
    your a gangster in your own mind
    i’ma kilo your a coke line
    i’m magic johnson when it’s showtime
    we started from a rock from there
    we turned the block into a gold mine

  33. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:

    smh @ marc jabobs wearing a “man” skirt with some louis vuitton tights on under it…

    i knew the nigga was fruity but that takes the fruitcake…

  34. Big Homie Says:

    *runs and tackles CiCi to the ground and dry humps her*

    Hope that comment doesn’t cause any trouble

  35. Prada Main Says:

    this nigga had a lot of garments on his Cabeza. Du-rag Shades Fitted

  36. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    CiCi!
    ^^^^

    Icon! *hugs*

  37. Casket Face Says:

    G7 Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    lf: what’s the consensus on that Scarface album Emeritus? haven’t seen too many comments about it.
    _____________________________________________________________

    Dookie nuggets….nothing beats “THE FIX”

  38. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    damn… amanda caught a bad one.

  39. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I think PETA is doing a good job…I’m a vegan
    I believe uneccesary tourture to animals is wrong.

    ***puts on veal eating bib, made of the illegally procured pelts of endangered species (none)

    ***huh?

  40. b-ease Says:

    lf: what’s the consensus on that Scarface album Emeritus? haven’t seen too many comments about it.

    ^^
    It’s dope, more Made pt. 2 than anything else. I didnt pay any attention to the fact that he said this would be his last album in a real sense, but I thought since he was saying that he would step it up to a more insane degree. Like I said though, still a dope LP.

  41. Big Homie Says:

    What up Dem?

  42. rex hussla Says:

    what’s up with Quddus’ weed carrier? She still aggy?

  43. G7 Says:

    >>WTF is a Head Ice though?

    ===
    sounds like someone who licks frozen dildos

    nhoc

  44. Prada Main Says:

    This is probably not news to you guys but thought I’d put it out there. I just received a text ostensibly from the security department at TD bank enjoining me to call 1-630-303-9101. Since I’ve never even heard of TD bank, no less had an account with them, I looked it up on the web to confirm that they did exist. Still suspicious, I called the number. It was a recording asking that I provide my credit card or debit card number. Naturally, I did no such thing. Instead, I called the TD bank customer service number provided on their web site. They indicated they’ve recently had many reports of fraudulent texts going out.

    Just a reminder for folks to keep vigilant about never blindly giving out any sort of information over the phone or online.

  45. Joe 88 Says:

    what up CiCi? It’s really Lewis & Clark weather outside today.

    *Softly hugs CiCi*

    *Daps G7*

  46. eskay Says:

    ha! these two whiteboys tried to get me with that Olin Ross shit over the summer. they almost had me too, but I was like nah, I’m good. went inside and googled that shit and felt mad savvy.

  47. b-ease Says:

    what’s up with Quddus’ weed carrier? She still aggy?

    ^^
    Before I knew she was the little girl on Me and My Brother, or any of here extracurricular hiphop activities, me and my girl saw her on MTV with dude, and both decided she must have sucked dick to get to where she was. And my girl’s a feminsist. No lie.

  48. G7 Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    ^just haven’t had the time lately. i usually get on here at lunch, but i’ve been working out, running stairs the past few days tryna stay in shape.

    ^^
    Word, good shit. My New Year’s goal was to get back in shape and stop smoking ports.

    I just put out a ‘port 15 minutes ago, and havent done a pushup since the 4th. Resolution fail.

    ====
    lol! well, you still got 11.5 months to go.

  49. b-ease Says:

    here extracurricular

    ^^
    *edit – her

  50. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:

    “Knowing that the fish sticks in the school cafeteria are really made out of tortured sea kittens makes most kids want to lose their lunch.”

    ^
    yo i hope this bitch gets a disabiility check cuz shes nuts…

    im all for a muthafuckas beliefs and convictions…

    but when u try to guilt and force people into seeing your point of view…

    or you destroy their personal items for publicity…

    its no different then the religous fanatics…

  51. Casual T Says:

    lf: what’s the consensus on that Scarface album Emeritus? haven’t seen too many comments about it.

    ^

    DJ Premier named it his top album for ’08 if thats any help..

  52. cOLD Says:

    what up G7

    smh @ PETA. My silly wife be falling for their propaganda. Dumby sends them donations from our hard earned money

    ^ is self admission of silly acts through a related 3rd party relationship grounds for self ether?

  53. Smee Says:

    Max B giving a shout out to Ron Artest??

  54. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    So, Jackie Chan’s gonna be Mr. Miyagi, and Will Smith’s son is gonna be Daniel-san? SMH…that’s just disrespectful, lol…

  55. G7 Says:

    the server is lightning fast right now. good shit.

  56. b-ease Says:

    ^ is self admission of silly acts through a related 3rd party relationship grounds for self ether?

    ^^
    *consults board*

    Naw, he’s good.

  57. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    whats good BH… i see things haven’t changed much around here.

  58. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    what up CiCi? It’s really Lewis & Clark weather outside today.

    *Softly hugs CiCi*

    *Daps G7*
    ^^^^

    Word…it’s ridiculous outside…had to break out the Timbs today

    *snuggles up with Lewis & Clark*

  59. Big Homie Says:

    So, Jackie Chan’s gonna be Mr. Miyagi, and Will Smith’s son is gonna be Daniel-san? SMH…that’s just disrespectful, lol…

    ^ You talking about that re-make of Karate Kid? They still going through with it? Madd disrespectuful indeed. I spared with Jackie Chan back in the day.

  60. G7 Says:

    Casual T Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    lf: what’s the consensus on that Scarface album Emeritus? haven’t seen too many comments about it.

    ^

    DJ Premier named it his top album for ‘08 if thats any help..

    ====
    Premier also named a Big Shug album in his top 25 for the second year in a row, so it doesn’t help really. lol.

  61. b-ease Says:

    So, Jackie Chan’s gonna be Mr. Miyagi, and Will Smith’s son is gonna be Daniel-san? SMH…that’s just disrespectful, lol…

    ^^
    I mean past the fact that re-making the Karate Kid is blasphemous to get you a place on the 6th level of Hell, isnt Will’s kid like 10? Who wants to see a bunch of pre-teens fighting each other? If they had to go the black kid route, they shouldve went with the kid that played Dookie off the Wire. He’s the most believable born loser I’ve seen on TV/movies in a minute.

  62. Darth Cipher Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    what up CiCi? It’s really Lewis & Clark weather outside today.

    *Softly hugs CiCi*

    *Daps G7*
    ^^^^

    Word…it’s ridiculous outside…had to break out the Timbs today

    *snuggles up with Lewis & Clark*
    ^^^

    word up, i feel you guys on the cold -22 celsius… that’s -6 farenhiet

    my damn pubic hairs froze when i stepped out the crib (||)

  63. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:

    G7 Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    lf: what’s the consensus on that Scarface album Emeritus? haven’t seen too many comments about it.

    ^
    i dont like that shit at all…

    bad beats…scarface aint talking about shit…

    im sticking to made and letting that be his “last” album in my mind…

  64. G7 Says:

    >>Word…it’s ridiculous outside…had to break out the Timbs today

    ^easily the coldest day of the winter so far where i’m at. shits absurd.

  65. Big Homie Says:

    whats good BH… i see things haven’t changed much around here.

    ^ Yes and no, but you know

    LF: Chocolate Peanut Butter Playground ice cream cake from Cold Stone is crack.

  66. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I spared with Jackie Chan back in the day.

    ***Word?

    Whether or not you agree with the idea of the planned remake of The Karate Kid, starring Jaden Smith in the Ralph Macchio role, you’ve probably had a picture of the ideal new Mr. Miyagi in your head from day one. It’s Jackie Chan, right?

    Right. And, for once, the filmmakers are in full agreement with the consensus view of Joe Public – yes, Chan is in final negotiations to join The Karate Kid as the wise and kind older gentleman who takes our eponymous hero under his wing and teaches him to kick ass via a series of mundane household chores, such as painting the fence, waxing on (and off), and catching flies with chopsticks.

    empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23994

  67. b-ease Says:

    Premier also named a Big Shug album in his top 25 for the second year in a row, so it doesn’t help really

    ^^
    You know what’s really scary? The fact that Premier might actually believe that.

  68. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    PETA bitches be fly.

  69. Prada Main Says:

    fuck these peopel that cant just eat what they want and let people live. What the fuck do I care if this Cow was tortured for my nice steak. Its part of life I can change that. Motherfuckers care more about animals well being than Cops killing actual People ……….. FUCK OFF

    *eats ham sandwich and likes it*

  70. Joe 88 Says:

    >Word…it’s ridiculous outside…had to break out the Timbs today

    ^I luuuuuuuuuuuuv a chick in timbs, dead serious, lol

    *snuggles up with Lewis & Clark*

    oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

  71. S.I.C.K Says:

    Basically most websites are like high school.You have your “in” crowd.They are usually connected to the founder.They are the “regulars”so basically they have immunity.You have your females,they may be slightly above average looking.Yet since they are so few of them their beauty/value is usually exagerated.Niggas usually go out their way to placate them.Then you have the “e goon” types.He usually is a rapper/producer that has some decent shit,but not great.So he usually types aggressive to show dominance.He may be loosely associated with some B-list artists,so some of the shit typed seems authentic cause he`s naming places,and people.You got the “dickriders” that cosigns anything that the “regulars” say without question.They lack original thought cause it`s risky.Making alot of sense eh? I could go on

  72. cOLD Says:

    PETA bitches be fly.

    ^ so rib cages showing is whats up now huh?

  73. Casket Face Says:

    Who got the Canadian lottery scam?

    Niggas wrote me a good check for 5000K. I was suppose to take it to my bank and deposit it 7days later as part of my $147,000 earnings then wire it to them. (so they can clear out my bank account)

    …man I took that bitch to a party store THAT day lol…gave homie a 500 bucks to cash it…

    So I copped some J’s, Bally’s membership and a HP-P8600 on them lol.

  74. Dr Flav Says:

    *shaves moustache* *rapes PETA rep. Pam Anderson* *fries sea kitten* *devours on wheat roll with tar tar sauce and mustard*

  75. Darth Cipher Says:

    # Dem aka GOMW,P Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    PETA bitches be fly.
    ^^^

    but too damn preacher… i rock leather and furs in their presence, dare a mo’fukka to throw paint on me!!!

  76. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Motherfuckers care more about animals well being than Cops killing actual People

    **Sad, but true…one of the PETA reps, back in the day, said that she wouldn’t be for animal testing, even if such testing had a 100% likelihood of discovering a cure for AIDS…true story…

  77. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    ^ Yes and no, but you know

    ^^ names and dates change, but it always smells like ether.

  78. D. Billz Says:

    Oh shit. *dapz Dem*

  79. Furiou$tylez aka OC Bobby Johnson Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    So, Jackie Chan’s gonna be Mr. Miyagi, and Will Smith’s son is gonna be Daniel-san? SMH…that’s just disrespectful, lol…

    ^
    who the fuck told will smith it was cool to put his son in every movie he produces?

    i dont see clint eastwood jr, or steven spilberg the thrid starring in all of their movies…

    wills been a herb since bad boys II…

    jada’s got that nigga pussy whipped like, “you better find our kids a job”…

  80. Joe 88 Says:

    >im sticking to made and letting that be his “last” album in my mind…

    ^Scarface song “never” might be my favorite scarface song this decade

  81. Big Homie Says:

    Ya’ll know they doing a re-make of “Last Dragon” right? I believe it is produced by Samuel L Jackson and Rza and it was Rza’s idea to have my Rihanna (who I would let sit on my face of course) play Laura, who was originally played by Vanity

  82. b-ease Says:

    Motherfuckers care more about animals well being than Cops killing actual People …

    ^^
    That’s always been my problem with animal rights activists. I mean, I can almost see it if their position was on some “saving the animals saves the ecosystem which saves us” but they’re not. It’s all about ” animal cruelty”, which is bullshit, especially with the human atrocities that happen everyday. All that money they take in isnt going to stop people from eating cows, but it just might help out what of the many human rights crisis’ happening right now.

  83. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Casket Face Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Who got the Canadian lottery scam?

    Niggas wrote me a good check for 5000K. I was suppose to take it to my bank and deposit it 7days later as part of my $147,000 earnings then wire it to them. (so they can clear out my bank account)

    …man I took that bitch to a party store THAT day lol…gave homie a 500 bucks to cash it…

    So I copped some J’s, Bally’s membership and a HP-P8600 on them lol.

    ***If that’s true, dude was the worst scam artist, ever

  84. D. Billz Says:

    # Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    *invents memories that don’t exist*

    yeah i remember wilin out in the streets, moving birds and clapping at enemies in gunfights but then an old black barber pulled me to the side and slapped me and said, “son, u never gon amount to shit less u stop doin these thangs.” then i went to community college and now i’m a mechanic making good money.

    ^ *gets shot in an alley whilst drinking whole milk*

    “RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”

  85. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    January 14th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Ya’ll know they doing a re-make of “Last Dragon” right? I believe it is produced by Samuel L Jackson and Rza and it was Rza’s idea to have my Rihanna (who I would let sit on my face of course) play Laura, who was originally played by Vanity

    ***Vanity>>>>>>>>>>>>Rhianna, even now

  86. cOLD Says:

    Pam Anderson fell the fuck off
    ——–

    Sad, but true…one of the PETA reps, back in the day, said that she wouldn’t be for animal testing, even if such testing had a 100% likelihood of discovering a cure for AIDS…true story…

    ^ ole girl from PETA

  87. PHENOMENON Says:

    I’m an active member of PETA.

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

  88. cOLD Says:

    Pam Anderson fell the fuck off
    ——–

    Sad, but true…one of the PETA reps, back in the day, said that she wouldn’t be for animal testing, even if such testing had a 100% likelihood of discovering a cure for AIDS…true story…

    ^ ole girl from PETA said when she dies, she wants her skin to be barbequed so people can see the ridiculousness of cooking animals.

  89. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Pam Anderson fell the fuck off

    ***She has like Hepititis-B or some shit like that; her liver is shot

  90. D. Billz Says:

    The Wavy Real?

    Harlem
    Chicago
    Oakland

    I think they’re the top trendsetters in African culture in the country.

  91. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ ole girl from PETA said when she dies, she wants her skin to be barbequed so people can see the ridiculousness of cooking animals.

    ***throws up in mouth (none)

  92. b-ease Says:

    Vanity>>>>>>>>>>>>Rhianna, even now

    ^^
    Co-sign. Rhianna is the definition of overrated. I have never seen a pic of her where she looks as good as she does on the videos. Which is a bad sign.

  93. cOLD Says:

    rihana cant hold a candle to Vanity

  94. Darth Cipher Says:

    # PHENOMENON Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    I’m an active member of PETA.

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals
    ^^^

    hands Phenom a bag of various meats (||) eat up homie, we got some protesting to do

  95. b-ease Says:

    ***She has like Hepititis-B or some shit like that; her liver is shot

    ^^
    Yea, and for years people thought Tommy Lee was the one that gave it to her, but turns out he doesnt have it.

  96. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I remember a couple of years ago, Phonte from LB was salty at PETA, because they were still using his image to promote their agenda, even though he fell off the wagon, and went back to his carniverous cacky-lacky ways….SMH @ Forrest Whittaker being a vegan/PETA spokesperson- that kills the stereotype of all vegans being slim (none)

  97. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hands Phenom a bag of various meats (||) eat up homie

    **No amount of disclaimers…

  98. Darth Cipher Says:

    ^^
    Co-sign. Rhianna is the definition of overrated. I have never seen a pic of her where she looks as good as she does on the videos. Which is a bad sign.
    ^^^

    Rhianna fresh from Barbados > Rhianna the wonna be emo/goth

  99. Casket Face Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***If that’s true, dude was the worst scam artist, ever

    ^^^Google it lol… You’re suppose to “pop” a check for them
    the check is good but them money in the bank pays for the next
    check.

    I think the scam targets whites with good credit…but they underestimated that I live in a white area..with a white sounding name…but I’m a crafty nigger from the cold streets…. cashing bad checks is an innate ability LMFAO

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