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Stan Ipcus – Bachelor Party (Mixtape)

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One of the most talented free agents out there. I’ll let him tell it:

This mixtape/album is called Bachelor Party because it was recorded over a year and a half period before I got engaged where I was off the hook, doing lots of shows in and out of New York, messing with all sorts of chicks and getting twisted every night. The songs on this album are the true reflection of a fly westchester county whiteboy from White Plains, NY who has flirted with fame and tasted the life without ever having a record deal. I put this album together myself with the assistance of my boy Max Bee who played some instruments on some of the songs, but all the loops, samples, arrangements, and lyrics come from me. This is my baby. And shout out to my childhood friend Matisyahu for letting me grace so many big stages, from MSG to the Greek Theatre in L.A. and everywhere else in between, and also for putting me on his platinum record. Peace…ip

Hit the jump for the download link and track list, along with links to some choice songs of his.

1. Matisyahu Intro live from Madison Square Garden
2. Kapow
3. Almost Thirty
4. Hammer featuring Matty B
5. Stiffler Interlude
6. Rap Video
7. Brainiac
8. Dan Dynamite
9. F Bombs
10. Fly Whiteboy Shit
11. Gadush Gadush
12. Get Horny featuring Arctic Monkeys
13. Ippylicious
14. Wedding Crashers Interlude
15. Highlands to Hollywood w/ Matty B
16. Don’t Mind Me Miss
17. Sparkseekers w/ Matisyahu live from Hammerstein Ballroom
18. WP w/ Matisyahu (Beverly Bond RMX)
19. Westcheddar
20. Let’s Walk
21. Victory w/ Matisyahu live from Harry O’s, Park City, Utah
22. Wifey Material
23. Vince Vaughn Outro
24. My Ferris Buellers (Bonus Track)
25. The Great White Hope (Asher Roth Diss) (Bonus Track)

Download: Stan Ipcus – Bachelor Party (Mixtape)

Previously: Mr. Wonderful | My Ferris Buellers (feat. Max B) (Unplugged w/ Beatbox) | Chilly Chill | Mostly The Voice Freestyle | Let’s Walk (Video) | George Mush (Move Over Dubya) (Video) | George Mush (Move Over Dubya) | My Ferris Buellers (Video)


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219 Responses to “Stan Ipcus – Bachelor Party (Mixtape)”

  1. embark Says:

    that wifey material is crazy.. this dude is nice on the low

  2. nation Says:

    >> that wifey material is crazy.. this dude is nice on the low

    too bad sharebee is down. lemme re-up that shit

  3. nation Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/5379544859ef6114/

  4. D. Billz Says:

    Scarface’s “High Note” video is gonna be Top 5 in ’09. Probably #1. Easily.

  5. Joe 88 Says:

    There haven’t been enough Biggie posts on the internets for this kind of an event. Just saying… if there were a Tupac movie people would be getting their face tatted up and writing love letters to dude. – nation

    ^hate hate hate hate – Buck nasty “playa haters ball”

    I really think this biggie movie is getting more love than the pac movie, real talk. But hey to each ya zone

  6. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz Joe88*

    What it is? The weather is ugly outside.

  7. Robbie Says:

    ‘Rap Video’ didn’t suck. I was expecting White Rap Fail.

  8. Joe 88 Says:

    Dap Billz

    Yes it is. I woke up this morning, looked outside, and fell back to sleep, lol. I wanna see that biggie movie, the commercial come on so much it made me wanna check it out

    what grown man call himself “puffy”?

  9. D. Billz Says:

    I wanna see that biggie movie, the commercial come on so much it made me wanna check it out

    ^I’m gonna catch it during matinee hours. I don’t feel like fuckin’ with crowds. UNLESS, I take the PR chick (from Latin Palace) with me. Then I might get fresh and let the other shorties check me out.

    OW!

    Now I’m in the back of the Caddie, lookin’ at the rearview, vision gettin’ foggy, I hope I got a clear view

  10. D. Billz Says:

    *turns up Gain Green “Niggaz Done Started Somethin'” freestyle*

  11. Joe 88 Says:

    I swear taking a chick to the movie always end up wrong for me, maybe because it’s always a chick i’m dealing with, and when I go out with her i’m always super fresh, so i’m getting hella looks from the chicks and I can’t control my eyes sometimes so that usually ends up with me getting the cold shoulder in the movies and me pulling a keith sweat just to get layed later on, lol

  12. Joe 88 Says:

    *turns up Gain Green “Niggaz Done Started Somethin’” freestyle*

    ^al pac went in on that shit something serious

    it’s a known fact ya big homie is a known rat

  13. D. Billz Says:

    it’s a known fact ya big homie is a known rat

    ^ He talkin’ about OG Mack? I’ve heard that before.

    >>I swear taking a chick to the movie always end up wrong for me, maybe because it’s always a chick i’m dealing with, and when I go out with her i’m always super fresh, so i’m getting hella looks from the chicks and I can’t control my eyes sometimes so that usually ends up with me getting the cold shoulder in the movies and me pulling a keith sweat just to get layed later on, lol

    ^That’s why it’s good to have fine “friends”. For instance the PR chick I was just tellin’ you about. I’m gonna smash (eventually), but from what she told me on NYE she never really got a chance to date (translation: fuck other niggas) because she always been with her kids’ fathers (yeah, fathersss, with the “s”, lol). So I’m lettin’ her do her, but in the meantime I’m gonna let her roll with me on occasion. She’s attractive and that’s only gonna bring more eyes in my direction from other heffas. Especially if I’m fresh that day.

  14. sleep Says:

    Hov is having a concert in dc the day before inaguration. This is gonna be a great couple days. I can’t wait.

  15. Digital scales Says:

    sleep you gon be telling your grandchildren one day ”the day before i saw the first bi racial president being sworn into office, i saw a camel rappin”

  16. R.J.Orion Says:

    *good morning*

    nypost.com/seven/01072009/news/regionalnews/oy_vey__what_a_snatch_149019.htm

    ^^… LMAO …^^

  17. Digital scales Says:

    She’s attractive and that’s only gonna bring more eyes in my direction from other heffas. Especially if I’m fresh that day.
    ^^^^^
    yes sir, a pretty girl will attract more pussy to you, the next time these bitches see you they be like ” ohh, so, wheres your girl at?. oh your not with her no more?!?!?!?!? do tell ”

  18. Digital scales Says:

    yeah i read that land, them niggas is CRAZY!

  19. Digital scales Says:

    Iv always been the type of nigga not to check out females around my old lady, on some self control, like you peep her of course, but you don’t turn around you don’t look twice, in my head i be giving myself props for not turning around or looking, unless they super bad, then ill make fun of her kicks or something anything to have a reason to look lol

  20. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz Caron Butler and Woodro*

  21. Nanyanen Says:

    stan ipcus is suc pinats backwards.

    just an observation…
    whattup nah?

  22. D. Billz Says:

    unless they super bad, then ill make fun of her kicks or something anything to have a reason to look lol

    ^LOL. By far the oldest trick in the book. And the sad part is that the women don’t even be fallin’ for that ish. They figure they’ll let you rock simply because you made an attempt to respect your lady while doing it.

  23. Beans Says:

    Yo Eskay, wheres u padded room review,
    I know u was at the listening pop burger party son

  24. R.J.Orion Says:

    *daps Juelz Santana*

  25. Digital scales Says:

    this dude is dissing asher roth?

    cornball

    both them niggas

  26. Mr.Londoner Says:

    i wanna fux with this dood, but when you diss asher roothh…

    -100 rep..

  27. sleep Says:

    No disrespect to that man I never refer to hov as a camel. Hov has influenced me more than obama. Maybe cause I’m a brooklyn boy.

  28. M-lITO aka Ghost Says:

    I got that good love girl you didn’t know

  29. R.J.Orion Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 8:28 am
    unless they super bad, then ill make fun of her kicks or something anything to have a reason to look lol

    ^LOL. By far the oldest trick in the book.

    ————–

    LOL … ive tried shit like that too, only to get the firm “whatever!” *blank stare* from wifey …

    “you know you wasnt even lookin at that bitch shoes”

    “what color were they?”

    … ? …

  30. Big Homie Says:

    *daps Juelz Santana*

    ^ Oh shit…that explains it, I thought Juelz was following me on Twitter.

    Morning Nahgers

    *beats on chest like a gorilla*

  31. Big Homie Says:

    Just in case any of you DMV heads or anybody that will be in town for Inaugaration, Jay-Z performing with live band concert for the event at the Warner Theater on MLK evening, pre-sale tix go on sale in about a 90 min

    http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/402534

  32. D. Billz Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 8:28 am
    unless they super bad, then ill make fun of her kicks or something anything to have a reason to look lol

    ^LOL. By far the oldest trick in the book.

    ————–

    LOL … ive tried shit like that too, only to get the firm “whatever!” *blank stare* from wifey …

    “you know you wasnt even lookin at that bitch shoes”

    “what color were they?”

    … ? …

    ^LMAO. Your woman knows what you like. It’s best just to sneak peeks and stfu.

  33. Joe 88 Says:

    Caron had a Carmelo like 3rd quarter yesterday. He gotta be top 10 SF in the league right now.

    *Turns up souja boy*

    *Bird walks in circles*

  34. Digital scales Says:

    I’v treated my wifey bad in the past, not cause i didn’t like her, but because i wanted her to leave me alone and just move on. She doesn’t leave me alone tho, chick is in love heavy, its fucking weird, pathetic and beautiful at the same time i can’t explain it…

  35. D. Billz Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:34 am

    *daps Juelz Santana*

    ^ Oh shit…that explains it, I thought Juelz was following me on Twitter.

    ^ *dapz BoLo*

  36. Small Eyez Says:

    Peace & Salute Nation. Es Said he would post my new joint. i know hes 100 miles & runnin. Thought id post it up in here. Cuz cats need to know that dope shit still exists.

    Call Em Sega Genesis They Ain’t Playin Nuthin New.
    http://tinyurl.com/7cazfz

  37. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Caron had a Carmelo like 3rd quarter yesterday. He gotta be top 10 SF in the league right now.

    ^Too bad he play for the Wiz. Them niggas is 7 and 20-somethin’.

    *looks in iCon’s direction*

    *Max B laugh ensues*

  38. Digital scales Says:

    im mad the knicks had me hype yesterday only to piss me off

    them boys do not know not what they do to me

  39. Big Homie Says:

    You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend (c) Bolo from Bloodsport

    “Ok USA”

  40. Digital scales Says:

    Bolo was that nigga

    Bolo hop stepped on one dude, cracked every bone in his body

    LF: Ewing had a dope hop step

  41. Small Eyez Says:

    Peace My Nah Right Folk. Been Awhile.
    Back Wit A Purpose.

    New Year. New Times. Real Spit.
    Small Eyez + Radiohead + Statik Selektah = Eye Reckon.

    Nobody Want It.

    Check The Blog. Good Music is Getting Shine in 09.

    http://www.chesing.blogspot.com/2009/01/new-small-eyez-radiohead-eye.html

  42. D. Billz Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:40 am

    You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend (c) Bolo BigHomie from Bloodsport

    >> Fixed.

  43. Small Eyez Says:

    Call Em Sega Genesis THEY AIN’T PLAYIN NUTHIN NEW.
    http://www.chesing.blogspot.com/2009/01/new-small-eyez-radiohead-eye.html

  44. Digital scales Says:

    Ewing could hop step from msg to manhattan mall

  45. D. Billz Says:

    Bolo hop stepped on one dude, cracked every bone in his body

    LF: Ewing had a dope hop step

    ^ROFFLE @ the obscure comparison

  46. M-lITO aka Ghost Says:

    Where’s cMac?

  47. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^Too bad he play for the Wiz. Them niggas is 7 and 20-somethin’.

    ***Them niggas have dug a hole too deep to climb out of, this season (none)….they might as well bench Antawn and Caron, and let Gilbert rehab, for the remainder of the year…let the young bucks get some time on the floor, and write off this year, get a decent draft pick next year and avoid doing some typical dumb shit like trading it away for Eric Snow and Michael Olawakandi (sp?), lol…

    ***Daps all in attendance….

  48. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LF, but SMH @ LeBron for trying to say that his blatant travels were some kind of signature move, called the “crab walk”…GTFOH, nigga, lol…

  49. R.J.Orion Says:

    Digital scales Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 8:40 am
    im mad the knicks had me hype yesterday only to piss me off

    ———–

    them niggas is just too small …(pause)… they have to rely on 3-pt shooting every night … some nights those shots are falling, most nights they aint … they need a big man to stabilize their defense, and give a low post presence on offense, which would open up more threes … Eddy Curry will be back this week … he aint a savior, but at least he’s a legitimate NBA center .. David Lee is getting killed when he’s on the defensive end … they miss Zach Randolph’s automatic 25pt and 12rebound nights … Curry has to somehow replace most of that … and i keep hearing how this Gallinari kid is the second coming of Dirk Nowitzski in practices and shootarounds, but when is that cripple m’fucka gonna play ? …

  50. D. Billz Says:

    avoid doing some typical dumb shit like trading it away for Eric Snow and Michael Olawakandi (sp?), lol…

    ^ *dies* When mofos make trades for Eric Snow or Kwame Brown, or somebody on that level, all I can fathom is that somebody in upper management lost a bet.

    *dapz Ike*

  51. Digital scales Says:

    i read they trying to trade something like david lee and somebody else for camby and somebody else

    camby????? nigga look like rev run son, the funny look redbone

  52. R.J.Orion Says:

    DBillz says

    LF: Ewing had a dope hop step

    ————

    LOL

    when Lebron drives to his left and takes off, he STAYS doing the Ewing hop … nigga be taking 4 steps and shit … referees are so fucking starstruck, he gets the Jordan/Ewing treatment now …

  53. Digital scales Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Digital scales Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 8:40 am
    im mad the knicks had me hype yesterday only to piss me off

    ———–

    them niggas is just too small …(pause)… they have to rely on 3-pt shooting every night … some nights those shots are falling, most nights they aint … they need a big man to stabilize their defense, and give a low post presence on offense, which would open up more threes … Eddy Curry will be back this week … he aint a savior, but at least he’s a legitimate NBA center .. David Lee is getting killed when he’s on the defensive end … they miss Zach Randolph’s automatic 25pt and 12rebound nights … Curry has to somehow replace most of that … and i keep hearing how this Gallinari kid is the second coming of Dirk Nowitzski in practices and shootarounds, but when is that cripple m’fucka gonna play ? …
    ^^^^
    worrrrd curry coming back this week, they should of hooked him up with nore and he would of been straight by now
    yo word fuck gallinari that nigga will never play

  54. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    when Lebron drives to his left and takes off, he STAYS doing the Ewing hop

    ***That’s that “crabwalk” shit…that nigga’s not satisfied (none) getting away with it most of the time, but he gotta raise issue for getting called out every now and then, SMH…

  55. Digital scales Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    DBillz says

    LF: Ewing had a dope hop step

    ————

    LOL

    when Lebron drives to his left and takes off, he STAYS doing the Ewing hop … nigga be taking 4 steps and shit … referees are so fucking starstruck, he gets the Jordan/Ewing treatment now …
    ^^^^
    dead

    and starks was king of the flop lol him and miller

  56. b-ease Says:

    Arriving at work high as shit>>>>

    *daps all*

  57. D. Billz Says:

    Tell me yall peeped that new FaceMob “High Note” video.

    It’s gonna be Top 3 of ’09 on principle.

    N.S.F.W.

    http://www.tinyurl.com/FaceMob-HighNote

  58. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    camby????? nigga look like rev run son, the funny look redbone

    ***Belated “ayo” for calling another man a redbone, lol…

  59. Small Eyez Says:

    Small Eyez + Radiohead + Statik Selektah
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/5373450352469f19/

  60. R.J.Orion Says:

    Camby would help the Knicks… but i read that that rumor came from someone posting bullshit on a blog … Donnie Walsh basically said GTFOH when they asked him about it … the Knicks were supposed to get Jared Bayless & Channing Frye(again) or Travis Outlaw, in that proposed 3-way trade … “ROIGHT !” (c) DBillz & Austin Powers …

  61. b-ease Says:

    Okay Small Eyez, that’s enough…(ll)

  62. D. Billz Says:

    >>and starks was king of the flop lol him and miller

    Starks and Miller have to be either number 2 or 3, because Vlade Divac aka Floppy Divac is definitely numero uno.

  63. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    and starks was king of the flop lol him and miller

    ***Don’t forget Vlade DiFlop, “the Trout” (none)….I love basketball (no Sanaa Lathan), but one of the funniest things about the sport is that every play, there’s at least 2, 3 niggas faking like they’re falling down, lol…

  64. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz b-ease*

    *dapz SmallEyez, then commences to kickin’ over his bootleg table*

  65. D. Billz Says:

    WOW @ me and Ike’s comments at 8:55. You aint never lied. Lol

  66. b-ease Says:

    To me it seems like very few hip-hop artists (both MCs and producers) are thinking with an album mindset and everyone is just chasing the hit single. Maybe it would make more sense if rappers just continuously worked singles and sold them digitally. And if they created enough successful ones, then they could release them as a compilation album—a re-update of a real old model, the one labels worked under before Sgt. Pepper—and if people emerged as real stars, then they would put out albums that are put together as one cohesive piece.

    ^^
    That’s probably the best idea. But it’s also depressing seeing that the era of debut classic albums is almost gone, even though we’ve been seeing the signs for years.

  67. Small Eyez Says:

    lol. i feel u bease. on this new grind.
    but 3 times the charm.

    Just hilarious that the whack shit is so easy to spread.
    gotta campaign obeezy style these days to get supporters.

  68. Joe 88 Says:

    LF, but SMH @ LeBron for trying to say that his blatant travels were some kind of signature move, called the “crab walk”…GTFOH, nigga, lol…

    *dead*

  69. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 8:57 am
    WOW @ me and Ike’s comments at 8:55. You aint never lied. Lol

    ***LOL…that nigga Vlade is legendary for two things: 1) flopping (none), and 2) looking 43 yrs old for his entire tenure as an NBA player

  70. Digital scales Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Tell me yall peeped that new FaceMob “High Note” video.

    It’s gonna be Top 3 of ‘09 on principle.

    N.S.F.W.

    http://www.tinyurl.com/FaceMob-HighNote
    ___________________________-

    wow co sign

  71. Small Eyez Says:

    lol D. Billz

    and Face is wildin for that Video.lol

  72. M-lITO aka Ghost Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/535291283bfcda7b/

  73. D. Billz Says:

    2) looking 43 yrs old for his entire tenure as an NBA player

    ^ *moves to Yugoslavia*

    *rocks Croatian attire* (no Tony Kukoc)

    Yo, now that you mention it, that mofo NEVER looked young. Not on the Lakers or Kings.

  74. Digital scales Says:

    @ land – yo that shit was in yesterdays post
    __________________________________

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:55 am

    and starks was king of the flop lol him and miller

    ***Don’t forget Vlade DiFlop, “the Trout” (none)….I love basketball (no Sanaa Lathan), but one of the funniest things about the sport is that every play, there’s at least 2, 3 niggas faking like they’re falling down, lol…
    ^^
    dead thats worrrrrrrrrrd he was known for that shit heavy too, i forgot about that

  75. M-lITO aka Ghost Says:

    *exits promo mode*

  76. Big Homie Says:

    What does NSFW mean?

  77. Big Homie Says:

    ^ just kidding btw lol

  78. D. Billz Says:

    # M-lITO aka Ghost Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 8:44 am

    Where’s cMac?

    ^Somewhere hatin’ on a cameraphone photographer (c) me.

  79. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:03 am
    What does NSFW mean?

    **LOL…it figures that YOU wouldn’t know, of all people…

  80. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Wow, the Celts lost to the Bobcats? The Lakers stole all of their swagger (no overused word) on Christmas, huh?

  81. Big Homie Says:

    Tell me yall peeped that new FaceMob “High Note” video.

    It’s gonna be Top 3 of ‘09 on principle.

    N.S.F.W.

    http://www.tinyurl.com/FaceMob-HighNote

    ^ Daaaaaamn

  82. D. Billz Says:

    Celts have been losing to all the bum teams in the last 7 games. The Bulls have been the only team of this era to maintain poise the following season after a championship.

  83. R.J.Orion Says:

    @Woodro

    … Here’s a NY Newsday (who are owned by Cablevision, like the Knicks) report, denouncing that “rumor” …

    NY Newsday > NY Post

    tinyurl.com/93r9bl

  84. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3a837u0WXL4421L8

    Late pass, but has anyone seen this yet?

  85. R.J.Orion Says:

    even the Knicks just beat the Celtics Sunday … maybe the talk ALONE of Marbury playing in Boston, has put them into a losing streak … Steph’s teams STAY losing … even before he gets there …

  86. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Steph’s teams STAY losing … even before he gets there …

    ***FLOOR

  87. Digital scales Says:

    @ land, true i don’t even like the thought of camby coming back to the knicks, he was always to frail on the court and co sign that comment about starbury, even the store that sold his sneakers lost (bankrupt)

  88. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Late pass- it’s good to hear Em making music again, but that “Crack a Bottle” joint is wack juice…no shots, because I’m an NWA fan, and the Chronic was/is my shit, but all of Dr Dre’s verses sound exactly the same…

  89. R.J.Orion Says:

    *Hasidic Jew’s It Up*

    *eats fresh baked Bagel w/land o lakes butter*

    *moves entire extended family to Crown Heights, Brooklyn*

    *puts mad curl activator in sideburns*

    *robs Hindu jeweler at gunpoint*

  90. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Steph’s teams STAY losing … even before he gets there …

    ***FLOOR

    ^ *co-floor*

    Steph is sendin’ niggas into depression. I can already predict a scuffle between Rondo and Marbury (c) Antwann Walker and Kenny Anderson

  91. Digital scales Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EufsJJlZ89o

    i find myself watching mad martin episodes on youtube, yo gina bubble look nice in this ep lol

    pardon my high

  92. D. Billz Says:

    even the store that sold his sneakers lost (bankrupt)

    ^The sad part is that you would think S&B’s would be doing good since the financial bind is prevalent in many families.

  93. Small Eyez Says:

    sidebar: ipcus aight but hes not ill.
    not a diss.

    Nobody want it with Eyez tho in 09.

  94. D. Billz Says:

    LOL @ “wants to smash Halle Barry”… scribbled on the psychiatrist’s notepad in the High Note video.

  95. D. Billz Says:

    i find myself watching mad martin episodes on youtube,

    ^I was watchin’ the Player’s Ball ep the other night (featuring Outkast). I still wanna motorboat Pam Grier.

  96. R.J.Orion Says:

    Stephon Marbury and Eddie House HATE each other … i would pay to see them bitch-ass niggas square off against each other … House never shuts the fuck up … still LMAO @ him telling Isiah Thomas to sit down and STFU at MSG last year … the whole bench & coaching staff had to hold Isiah back …

  97. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:20 am
    i find myself watching mad martin episodes on youtube,

    ^I was watchin’ the Player’s Ball ep the other night (featuring Outkast). I still wanna motorboat Pam Grier.

    ***Martin is a definite contender for the G.O.A.T. of shows- Fresh Prince is a runner up, but damn, Martin is LOL, fall out on the floor funny, damned near 20 yrs after it first aired…

  98. D. Billz Says:

    RJOrion

    I didn’t House be talkin’ shit like that. He always seemed like a laidback type dude. Definitely a good sixth-man.

  99. cOLD Says:

    ***Martin is a definite contender for the G.O.A.T. of shows- Fresh Prince is a runner up, but damn, Martin is LOL, fall out on the floor funny, damned near 20 yrs after it first aired…

    ^ what is it with great comedians, that lose their funny, the older they get. (c) Eddie.

    …Although Jamie Fox is still a riot.

    *daps nah rizzle*

  100. spotrusherz Says:

    waaaasssssssup pendejos

    i’m here to mugabe you crackers

  101. Digital scales Says:

    ***Martin is a definite contender for the G.O.A.T. of shows- Fresh Prince is a runner up, but damn, Martin is LOL, fall out on the floor funny, damned near 20 yrs after it first aired…
    ^^^
    word yo those are my top 2, i can’t front fresh prince even made me cry once, martin is still fresh after 20 years and it was on some hip hop shit and tommy’s odee laugh still makes me crack up every time

  102. Big Homie Says:

    Martin is a funny in person. He live out in the area and has stopped at my former part time job and spend hundreds of dollars on kicks.

    That episode when him and Gina go to the couples retreat is one of my favs.

    Land: did you see that video I posted earlier?

  103. cOLD Says:

    word yo those are my top 2, i can’t front fresh prince even made me cry once, martin is still fresh after 20 years and it was on some hip hop shit and tommy’s odee laugh still makes me crack up every time

    ^ Cole was funny too, like a dumb funny. Speaking of the Fresh Prince, all those other dudes came from a comedy background; Martin, Jamie, the Wayans brothers. I always thought it was dope how Will parlayed that role.

  104. Digital scales Says:

    you ever wish you had a boggie and didn’t have one, this is my life

  105. R.J.Orion Says:

    ^^^

    Land: did you see that video I posted earlier?

    ——————

    video of Pinky clapping her ass ? … i believe i did …

  106. Big Homie Says:

    you ever wish you had a boggie and didn’t have one, this is my life

    ^ Yea here and there but not often. I purchase cartons and always have a pack on me. If I walk out the crib with like less then 10 of them in there, I bring along another pack with me just in case. And I keep the cartons in the whip too.

  107. cOLD Says:

    you ever wish you had a boggie greater understanding of the Universe and didn’t have one, this is my life

  108. Big Homie Says:

    video of Pinky clapping her ass ? … i believe i did …

    ^ That shit is so amazing. The sounds of her ass clapping is music to my ears

  109. Eastern_Digital Says:

    whattup nahggers?

    *daps*

  110. cOLD Says:

    Yea here and there but not often. I purchase cartons and always have a pack on me. If I walk out the crib with like less then 10 of them in there, I bring along another pack with me just in case. And I keep the cartons in the whip too.

    ^the smoking experience is better when you get down to your last 3 cigs.

    *remembers buying loosies 3 for a dollar*

  111. Digital scales Says:

    some spots in the hood they selling loosies for 75 cents

    blasphemy

  112. D. Billz Says:

    *watching the clip DScales posted*

    Damn, they always had on fresh kicks on Martin.

    Cole got on the MJ 9’s and Martin got on the Deion Sanders. I remember my aunt copped me the Deion’s in 7th grade. I had the white/red/black joints.

  113. Big Homie Says:

    Eagles > Giants
    Carolina > Arizona

    Pittsburgh > Chargers
    Baltimore > Tennessee

  114. Chase Says:

    *Daps to All*

    Whats good this morning peoples

  115. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz cOLD and EDigital*

  116. R.J.Orion Says:

    @ DBiilz

    tinyurl.com/856c2f

  117. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz Chase*

  118. yaboy Says:

    that budden interview a post back is actually kinda laughs…

  119. Digital scales Says:

    i dont cop cartons them shits cost like 55 cash

    i could order them but i don’t

    all i know is i have to go buy boggies right now

  120. Majaleeg Says:

    LMAO @ the twittering between Ne-Yo and Jim Jones…

    GoonieGooGoo @ NeyoSoul:thats my bag ni**a

    NeYoSoul @ GoonieGooGoo:that aint yr hand on it tho is it

    GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul:no thats your lotiony ass hand gimme dat bag Shaffer

    ^^^
    *comatose*

  121. spotrusherz Says:

    yo eskay yo mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.

  122. Chase Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Eagles > Giants–FALSE
    Carolina > Arizona–TRUE

    Pittsburgh > Chargers–TRUE
    Baltimore > Tennessee–TRUE

  123. R.J.Orion Says:

    *daps cOLD, Spot, Chase*

  124. D. Billz Says:

    RJOrion

    LOL @ that link. Isiah has never been the one to back down. House might’ve gotten more than what he bargained for if it would’ve went down.

  125. cOLD Says:

    *daps D billionaire*

    ^did you ever explain the billz in your name?

  126. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz spotrusherz*

  127. cOLD Says:

    (no Dante)

  128. R.J.Orion Says:

    Eagles > Giants

  129. embark Says:

    ^ move!!!!

  130. Chase Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Eagles > Giants

    ^^^Seriously, the eagles right now coming into this week is playing the best football of all the remaining teams, and while this can get them a victory over the Giants, they are by no means a better team than the Giants. No way in hell.

  131. moresickaMC Says:

    so angela yee is the new hot radio personalty on the block?

  132. D. Billz Says:

    ^did you ever explain the billz in your name?

    >> It’s a play on words. The “D” and the “Billz” is an abbreviation of my first and last names respectively. People often refer to me as “D”, “Bills”, or “D. Bills” so I ran with it. Plus many will assume that it stands for Dollar Bills.

  133. Big Homie Says:

    I have a feeling the Eagles are going to pull it off

  134. R.J.Orion Says:

    @DBillz

    … Eddie House is a KNOWN trash talker … if you watch a Celtic game, the niggiz lips (NH) is always yapping … punk-ass yella nigga …

    Marbury vs Eddie House

    tinyurl.com/66hhvx

  135. Chase Says:

    My faith within my NY Football Giants will not allow for second guessing or waivering in the least bit. The Giants will beat the Eagles this weekend en route to another superbowl championship

  136. D. Billz Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    video of Pinky clapping her ass ? … i believe i did …

    ^ That shit is so amazing. The sounds of her ass clapping is music to my ears

    ^ Buffy’s ass clap footage > Pinky’s ass clap footage

    Buff’s is way more audible.

  137. cOLD Says:

    whatsup Land, I read that stoy you posted earlier, classic robbery literally straight out the movies.

    That’s jet money, underground money
    Submarines and rings too bad you fucked up dummies

    ^ghost murked Wu Gambinos btw.

  138. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    word yo those are my top 2, i can’t front fresh prince even made me cry once,

    ***LOL…what, the episode with Ben Vereen as his pops?

  139. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:50 am
    # Big Homie Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    video of Pinky clapping her ass ? … i believe i did …

    ^ That shit is so amazing. The sounds of her ass clapping is music to my ears

    ^ Buffy’s ass clap footage > Pinky’s ass clap footage

    Buff’s is way more audible.

    ***Cherokee got ’em all…that bitch’s body is composed of like 75% assfat

  140. R.J.Orion Says:

    the Giants are hurt and beat up right now … and dont forget that their best receiver is out on gunshot leave … McNabb & the Eagles are rolling … Giants lost their last game to Buckwheat & The Vikings … hot teams at playoff time, get rings … word to the Baltimore Ravens …

  141. D. Billz Says:

    “After Marbury drew a foul on Kendrick Perkins and hit two free throws, he turned and screamed at House, from midcourt: ‘You’re a bum!'”

    ^ *dies* That’s a weird ninja.

  142. Majaleeg Says:

    *gets caught up in life*

  143. D. Billz Says:

    and dont forget that their best receiver is out on gunshot leave

    ^ *stands in front of target practice*

  144. D. Billz Says:

    ***Cherokee got ‘em all…that bitch’s body is composed of like 75% assfat

    ^Probably true. But can you provide footage of the ass clappery as evidence?

  145. cOLD Says:

    ***LOL…what, the episode with Ben Vereen as his pops?

    wow Ben Vereen, too many niggas don’t know about that tenspeed and brownshoe.

  146. D. Billz Says:

    # moresickaMC Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    so angela yee is the new hot radio personalty on the block?

    ^I guess.

    *dapz moresicka*

  147. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:55 am
    ***Cherokee got ‘em all…that bitch’s body is composed of like 75% assfat

    ^Probably true. But can you provide footage of the ass clappery as evidence?

    ***Nah, you gotta take my word for it, lol…no way I’m googling “Cherokee ass clapping footage” from my work CPU, lol…but I do remember a clip of her playing baseball (?) in some coochie cutters, making it clap…

  148. Small Eyez Says:

    angela yee can get it six ways toward sunday.

  149. cOLD Says:

    angela yee can get it six ways toward sunday

    ^sizzle

    *daps small eyez*

  150. R.J.Orion Says:

    Chereokee’s big ass is nice, but it was always kind of loose and sloppy looking … and she looks just like Thelma Evans in the face …

    Buffy’s ass is pure and swoll … i personally think her face is underrated … but she seems like an angry, unapproachable bitch …

    Pinky has the GOAT redbone ass … and she seems like she’d let a random fan smash …

    Buffy’s clap was more audible, but that could have been due to the acoustics in the room, or the equipment used to record that momentous event …

  151. cOLD Says:

    noodles rollie fingers johnny blaze lou diamonds tony starks

    original bloodclaut bad bwoy!

  152. yeah me 2 Says:

    Cherokee clapping right thurr…NSFW

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhf34DceY4vXXW9YBt

  153. R.J.Orion Says:

    cOLD Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:55 am
    ***LOL…what, the episode with Ben Vereen as his pops?

    wow Ben Vereen, too many niggas don’t know about that tenspeed and brownshoe.

    —————

    i always thought Ben Vereen could be Usher’s dad …

    and Herman Edwards could damn sure be Ginuwine’s dad …

  154. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cOLD Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 9:55 am
    ***LOL…what, the episode with Ben Vereen as his pops?

    wow Ben Vereen, too many niggas don’t know about that tenspeed and brownshoe.

    ***That nigga’s a distant relative- like, my mom’s second cousin; from the same small town in NC as my moms’ side of the family (Chadbourn)…I went to school with his niece- she was fine as shit-pretty chocolately young thing, lol, but I never hollered, mostly because she was a known relative, and even though it was NC, still “ewww”….

  155. cOLD Says:

    *tries not to click link or cherokee clapping*

    *restraint Fail*

    how do you explain to the wiz you got fired behind watching ass clap vidoes?

  156. embark Says:

    them jay tickets only avail on site? that’s bs.. i was at least gonna get my scalp on

  157. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Buffy’s ass is pure and swoll … i personally think her face is underrated … but she seems like an angry, unapproachable bitch

    ***LOL…that bitch’s face is kinda hurt up, and it’s even worse once she starts talking…she’d still get it though…

  158. cOLD Says:

    …the laserbeam vocalist does well in symphonies.

    i’ll be quoting random Wu bars throughout the day.

  159. cOLD Says:

    ***That nigga’s a distant relative- like, my mom’s second cousin; from the same small town in NC as my moms’ side of the family (Chadbourn)…I went to school with his niece- she was fine as shit-pretty chocolately young thing, lol, but I never hollered, mostly because she was a known relative, and even though it was NC, still “ewww”….

    ^ When I stayed in BK, as a teen over the summer, I had a older female cousin who chose me to be her practice dummy for tongue kissing. True story. The next summer when I returned I promised that if she tries that again I’ma bone her.

  160. R.J.Orion Says:

    cOLD Says:

    how do you explain to the wiz you got fired behind watching ass clap vidoes?

    ————

    my former homie had to tell his wife he got fired for sexual harrassment … and he wasnt even really trying to hit … i got called as a witness because the 3 of us (including the plaintiff) socialized all the time at work … i tried to speak on his behalf and tell the powers that be, that dude is just a huggy, touchy, feely type dude … i told them he even always gives me pounds (NH) and daps, but i had never witnessed anything sexual towards the broad … to this day, that nigga swears i snitched …

  161. Big Homie Says:

    Buffy’s ass clap footage > Pinky’s ass clap footage

    Buff’s is way more audible.

    ^ go to Hell

  162. spotrusherz Says:

    *daps billz*

    *discretely washes his hands*

  163. Majaleeg Says:

    my former homie had to tell his wife he got fired for sexual harrassment … and he wasnt even really trying to hit … i got called as a witness because the 3 of us (including the plaintiff) socialized all the time at work … i tried to speak on his behalf and tell the powers that be, that dude is just a huggy, touchy, feely type dude … i told them he even always gives me pounds (NH) and daps, but i had never witnessed anything sexual towards the broad … to this day, that nigga swears i snitched …

    ^^^

    lol…

  164. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ When I stayed in BK, as a teen over the summer, I had a older female cousin who chose me to be her practice dummy for tongue kissing. True story. The next summer when I returned I promised that if she tries that again I’ma bone her.

    ***LOL…pretty much all of my female cousins are fine as shit-back in the day, one them got drunk and actually tried to make some shit go down with me—this was a first cousin, so there was absolutely no chance of that kind of thing popping off–I have some more distant cousins, though, my grandmother’s sisters grandkids, whatever that makes them, that looked like straight up models- the wavy lightskinned girls, lol…me and my main cousin I roll with (also from DC) seriously contemplated making a crack at them, but grandma kept cockblocking, lol….(no incest)…

  165. Small Eyez Says:

    One Mo For The Road.
    This Shit is A Battle Cry To The Goddamn Wackness.
    Hip Hop Needs Good Music.

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/5373450352469f19/

    SUN.DAYS ARE AHEAD.

  166. cOLD Says:

    my former homie had to tell his wife he got fired for sexual harrassment … and he wasnt even really trying to hit … i got called as a witness because the 3 of us (including the plaintiff) socialized all the time at work … i tried to speak on his behalf and tell the powers that be, that dude is just a huggy, touchy, feely type dude … i told them he even always gives me pounds (NH) and daps, but i had never witnessed anything sexual towards the broad … to this day, that nigga swears i snitched

    ^wow thats I’ll, I knew a nigga that got busted for trying to pick up a undercover hooker. He said it took him a whole day of sitting in a cell, before telling his wifey what went down. He also swears he was set up lol.

  167. spotrusherz Says:

    anyone here fuck with that whole electro/hiphop/mashup shit? benzi, diplo etc. been droppin fire lately.

  168. R.J.Orion Says:

    gettin busted by an undercover Ho, seems like entrapment to me … not fair at all …

  169. That Guy Says:

    eh…average at best/ nothing special stan

  170. moresickaMC Says:

    *dapz evry1

  171. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^wow thats I’ll, I knew a nigga that got busted for trying to pick up a undercover hooker. He said it took him a whole day of sitting in a cell, before telling his wifey what went down. He also swears he was set up lol.

    ***I couldn’t even imagine some shit like that, lol…there was a flurry of raids in DC like last year or the year before, at some strip clubs in DC, where niggas were getting locked up and shit (sex in the champagne room, lol)—there’s no way I could calll my wife to bail me out ont that shit, lol…

  172. R.J.Orion Says:

    LMAO @ Hov’s facial expression @

    “Do you Like JayZ yes or no?” >>>>>>>^^^^^

  173. D. Billz Says:

    # R.J.Orion Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Chereokee’s big ass is nice, but it was always kind of loose and sloppy looking … and she looks just like Thelma Evans in the face …

    Buffy’s ass is pure and swoll … i personally think her face is underrated … but she seems like an angry, unapproachable bitch …

    Pinky has the GOAT redbone ass … and she seems like she’d let a random fan smash …

    Buffy’s clap was more audible, but that could have been due to the acoustics in the room, or the equipment used to record that momentous event …

    ^Good call on all accounts. I danced with Buffy at the homie’s b-day party last year and she’s definitely underrated in the facial dept.

  174. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:17 am
    gettin busted by an undercover Ho, seems like entrapment to me … not fair at all …

    **Prostitution should be legal, because, in one form or another, we ALL buy pussy…true story- most of us don’t exchange legal tender for services rendered, but we offer security, free meals, pay bills, get their hair done, etc…that shit adds up—maybe $150 on craigslist is a bargain…

  175. Digital scales Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD9rL7qSSus

    DEAD!!!!!

  176. S.I.C.K Says:

    *daps all*

    Well….it`s about 10:17am I`ve deciced to go this niggas job to either get my keys,or my guap.This nigga is making me lose sleep because he`s walking around with my keys like shit is sweet.I hate to see a freindship destroyed of 10 years.But I`m not pussy,never been.I`m the type of nigga that can`t accept fear or weakness EVEN in myself.

    we gonna end this shit today.

    Todays math is GOD.So we shall see who god really is.I`ll be back with results.ONE

  177. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    S.I.C.K’s thugged out diary entries>>>>>>>>>>

  178. cOLD Says:

    **Prostitution should be legal, because, in one form or another, we ALL buy pussy…true story- most of us don’t exchange legal tender for services rendered, but we offer security, free meals, pay bills, get their hair done, etc…that shit adds up—maybe $150 on craigslist is a bargain…

    ^truth.com I guess its a moral issue, when you coppin straightup like that.

  179. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***like Dave Chappelle said, “if a man could fuck bitches in a cardboard box, he’d never buy a house”

  180. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Meagan Good in spandex:

    http://www.king-mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/goodspandex.jpg

  181. spotrusherz Says:

    once you get the money, you get the women © tony m.

  182. D. Billz Says:

    **Prostitution should be legal

    ^ (c) my topic for Advocacy & Argument. AND I was the opening speaker and I killed it.

    As I went to sit down, I dapped the my teammates. The Black dude leaned over and said, “yo, you was like Malcolm X up there.”

    SMMFH @ the doofy ass white dude who killed our momentum (and ultimately our chances at winning) with his closing argument, starting it off by saying, “I would just like to say that I’m not really an advocate for the legalization of prostitution.”

    Simp fail.

    I got an A in the class anyway, but still.

  183. mashout36 Says:

    JAY-Z tix start at $375. Fucouttahea!!!!

  184. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***I fucks with that ATCQ Jordan tee…the kicks, not so much….

  185. Chase Says:

    S.I.C.K Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:22 am
    *daps all*

    Well….it`s about 10:17am I`ve deciced to go this niggas job to either get my keys,or my guap.This nigga is making me lose sleep because he`s walking around with my keys like shit is sweet.I hate to see a freindship destroyed of 10 years.But I`m not pussy,never been.I`m the type of nigga that can`t accept fear or weakness EVEN in myself.

    we gonna end this shit today.

    Todays math is GOD.So we shall see who god really is.I`ll be back with results.ONE

    ^SICK sounds like he’s about to catch an ass whooping or a case. lol

  186. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    **Prostitution should be legal

    ^ (c) my topic for Advocacy & Argument. AND I was the opening speaker and I killed it.

    **Word? I did marijuana legalization…got an A in the class, too…and I don’t even smoke (c) Jay-Z or that white dude in your class

  187. Big Homie Says:

    JAY-Z tix start at $375. Fucouttahea!!!!

    ^ WTF???

  188. D. Billz Says:

    **Word? I did marijuana legalization…

    ^No shots, but I chose prostitution because marijuana has been done wayyyy too many times.

  189. TheCo!!inB Says:

    I always wondered how a nigga tells his wife they got busted on one of those “To Catch a Predator” shows……that has to be the most embarassing shit on earth.

  190. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
    **Word? I did marijuana legalization…

    ^No shots, but I chose prostitution because marijuana has been done wayyyy too many times.

    ***No shots, but I chose weed because I didnt’ want to look like a creepo, lol

  191. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    ***like Dave Chappelle said, “if a man could fuck bitches in a cardboard box, he’d never buy a house”

    ^He aint never lied. I need a fine, country bumpkin heffa with low self-esteem. Transform her like Robert Beck.

  192. Chase Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:37 am
    **Prostitution should be legal

    ^ (c) my topic for Advocacy & Argument. AND I was the opening speaker and I killed it.

    **Word? I did marijuana legalization…got an A in the class, too…and I don’t even smoke (c) Jay-Z or that white dude in your class

    ^I remember in my speech class one day we had to recite a speech that someone else had given already, so I gave the Malcolm X speech where he started by saying, “… I stand here not as a jew or a gentile, not as an american or a slave, but as what I was when I was born… A BLACK MAN!”

    Yo the whole class, was shook up, seeing as how I was the only black male in the class. The one black female in the class looked like she creamed her pants when I was done. I owe that piece of ass to Malcolm.

  193. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    TheCo!!inB Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
    I always wondered how a nigga tells his wife they got busted on one of those “To Catch a Predator” shows……that has to be the most embarassing shit on earth.

    **I wonder why they stopped doing those shows? Legal challenges, maybe? That was the most entertaining shit to ever hit the airwaves…

  194. b-ease Says:

    I always wondered how a nigga tells his wife they got busted on one of those “To Catch a Predator” shows……that has to be the most embarassing shit on earth.

    ^^
    He doesnt. Those cases always get thrown out. Your best bet is not to say shit and hope she doesnt catch your star-making guest appearance.

  195. b-ease Says:

    ***like Dave Chappelle said, “if a man could fuck bitches in a cardboard box, he’d never buy a house”

    ^^
    “Men don’t like fast cars. Men like women. Women like fast cars.” – Chris Rock

  196. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I owe that piece of ass to Malcolm.

    ***LOL…”I’m like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary”- ‘Ye needs to be slapped for that one- it’s almost as bad as Hov’s “Che with bling on” line

  197. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
    **Word? I did marijuana legalization…

    ^No shots, but I chose prostitution because marijuana has been done wayyyy too many times.

    ***No shots, but I chose weed because I didnt’ want to look like a creepo, lol

    ^LOL. My professor, Ms. Skinner, was one of those liberal, humanitarian types so she loved to hear about things like that. Plus of the 3 black dudes in the class, I was the only vocal one. She was amped up when I told her about gig tutoring kids. She didn’t like the snobbiness of many of the Towson students and hated redundancy. So I was like, fuck it, I’m about to change the game and do something different yet interesting (sex sells).

  198. b-ease Says:

    Legal challenges, maybe?

    ^^
    Exactly. As much as those scumbags deserved it, that whole set up was screaming entrapment.

  199. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    He doesnt. Those cases always get thrown out. Your best bet is not to say shit and hope she doesnt catch your star-making guest appearance.

    ***They run re-runs of that on MSNBC, called “Predator Raw”, where they follow up with sentencing and the like- on the average, it looks like them dudes get anywhere from 18-60 months….

    ***daps ease***

  200. b-ease Says:

    ***LOL…”I’m like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary”- ‘Ye needs to be slapped for that one- it’s almost as bad as Hov’s “Che with bling on” line

    ^^
    LOL, I always thought that line was dope as fuck, but I was always in the minority.

    “See me drop gems (gyms) like I dropped out of PE (Public Education/Public Enemy).”

    ^I just always thought that double entendre was underrated.

  201. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Legal challenges, maybe?

    ^^
    Exactly. As much as those scumbags deserved it, that whole set up was screaming entrapment.

    ***One of the former producers came out to the media, saying pretty much that- like, she left the show because her conscience was screaming “exploitation”…Pretty much, Predator gets to show ninjas’ faces, because it’s technically a news/public service show- they don’t have to get any consent, whatsoever….

  202. b-ease Says:

    ***They run re-runs of that on MSNBC, called “Predator Raw”, where they follow up with sentencing and the like- on the average, it looks like them dudes get anywhere from 18-60 months….

    ^^
    Word? I read (didnt see) that most of them didnt get anything. But that was clearly erroneous. And co-sign it being the funniest shit ever. I remember the first time I saw it, I couldnt believe God had allowed something so wonderful to come into my life.

    The best part was the evolultion of Chris Hansen. He went from journalist, to detective, to stand up comedian.

  203. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “See me drop gems (gyms) like I dropped out of PE (Public Education/Public Enemy).”

    ^I just always thought that double entendre was underrated.

    ***I never gave it a second thought, until you deciphered it just now- this is another “D’s m’fukka D’s, Rosie Perez” moment….

  204. b-ease Says:

    *daps Ike*

  205. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ ease- for example, that one Rabbi got like 7 yrs….

  206. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    the funniest shit is when niggas be like, “I was worried about her, so I drove all the way the fuck out to Delaware, to tell her that it wasn’t a good idea to talk to random guys on the internet”…then Chris Hanson is like, “So, you said in your transcript you were going to bring handcuffs, similac flavored condoms, and motion lotion- do you have those things in your bag?”…”Ummm, yeah, but I always carry those things with me”

  207. b-ease Says:

    “So, you said in your transcript

    ^^
    Yo, the look on niggas faces when he starts reading transcripts is the point in the episode where the comedy peaks. Everything after that is just pathetic.

  208. b-ease Says:

    this is another “D’s m’fukka D’s, Rosie Perez” moment….

    ^^
    Word. I always just thought he was referring to grades and tits, not grades and the connection betweenn Radio Raheems preferred battery types and tits.

  209. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    remember that one diesel nigga (none) was like, “So, when I’mma be on TV?”

  210. D. Billz Says:

    LF: They shoulda did a video for 1-900-Hustler

  211. b-ease Says:

    ***Martin is a definite contender for the G.O.A.T. of shows

    ^^
    Matin is the GOAT black sitcom. Different World is second. The Jeffersons is third. Good Times, Sandford, Fresh Prince, and The Cosby Show are the others.

  212. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    this is another “D’s m’fukka D’s, Rosie Perez” moment….

    ^^
    Word. I always just thought he was referring to grades and tits, not grades and the connection betweenn Radio Raheems preferred battery types and tits.

    ^That’s probably his best line EVER. I can’t wait until he starts rappin’ again.

  213. rex hussla Says:

    *dead* at to catch a predator

    The best was when dude was saying all sorts of weird shit involving the little girl and the house cat…

  214. TheCo!!inB Says:

    common sense says if you don’t say shit by the time you get to court they can’t really do anything because i’m pretty sure the news group broke some laws getting you incriminated…..even though you really are guilty as a fucking dog for trying to fuck little kids…..the funny shit is when they do Predator with gay guys, sweet jesus those ninjas get to sweatin

  215. cOLD Says:

    He doesnt. Those cases always get thrown out. Your best bet is not to say shit and hope she doesnt catch your star-making guest appearance

    ^ you sure, cause I watched an update show, were niggas was gettin time. Why do they get thrown out?

  216. J. Caesar Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    January 7th, 2009 at 8:08 am
    it’s a known fact ya big homie is a known rat

    ^ He talkin’ about OG Mack? I’ve heard that before.

    >>I swear taking a chick to the movie always end up wrong for me, maybe because it’s always a chick i’m dealing with, and when I go out with her i’m always super fresh, so i’m getting hella looks from the chicks and I can’t control my eyes sometimes so that usually ends up with me getting the cold shoulder in the movies and me pulling a keith sweat just to get layed later on, lol

    ^That’s why it’s good to have fine “friends”. For instance the PR chick I was just tellin’ you about. I’m gonna smash (eventually), but from what she told me on NYE she never really got a chance to date (translation: fuck other niggas) because she always been with her kids’ fathers (yeah, fathersss, with the “s”, lol). So I’m lettin’ her do her, but in the meantime I’m gonna let her roll with me on occasion. She’s attractive and that’s only gonna bring more eyes in my direction from other heffas. Especially if I’m fresh that day.

    ^^^^^churchhhhhhhh

  217. Asher Roth Says:

    this dude SUCKS. i’ll eat him alive and then pork his wifey

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