Video: Max B Freestyle

One day this footage will be just as classic as that footage of Biggie on the street.


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122 Responses to “Video: Max B Freestyle”

  1. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    cooooooool

  2. moresickaMC Says:

    Owww-ch

  3. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    MTF look like he wear long johns tops & bottoms, to the beach …

    ^^^

    aint no damn beaches around here…well we do got those Country Beaches…thats usually a dried dirt piles for 4 wheelin and a creek that leads to a sewer pipe…

    ###########################

    # Prada Main Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    MTF looks like he can skin the shit out of a coon……. no innuendo

    ^^^

    I can cook a mean squirrel also…road kill squashed or freshly gutted…

    ###########################

    # digital scales Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Mtf is the only nigga on Nah that rock sleevless button ups

    ^^^

    I keeps them clean and starched up!…

  4. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    i keep talking about es and bun as if they’re separate creatures but we all know they are metaphysically one and the same. they shall heretofore be known as bunkay

  5. moneyray Says:

    EASY CHILDREN QUEENSSSS IS IN THE BUILDING…

  6. moresickaMC Says:

    1st time ive heard Max str8 spittin..hes usually on some sing songy stuff

  7. Prada Main Says:

    Real talk eskay and Bun talk to each other at urinals and side eye each other

  8. landLORD Says:

    pockets look like the inside of his car smell like curry …

  9. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    mtf is quite disarming [||] with his use of redneck stereotypes to put colored people at ease with his presence *pops mtf’s collar, hands him an honorary sociology PhD (no playa hata degree)*

  10. Iceberg slim Says:

    OOOWWWWWW

  11. Prada Main Says:

    Pockets look like a tan Bart Simpson

  12. M-lITO aka Ghost Says:

    Whoa at me for building beats at work

  13. landLORD Says:

    moresickaMC Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    1st time ive heard Max str8 spittin

    ——–

    thinking the same thing …

  14. Iceberg slim Says:

    COOGI INTERIOR, JAG SEATS

  15. pockets Says:

    landLORD looks like he has an Afrikaan Bumbataa towel he walks around in when mowing the lawn

  16. Iceberg slim Says:

    COOGI INTERIOR, JAG SEATS
    COPS PULL ME OVA JUST TO LOOK AT THE JAG SEATS

  17. landLORD Says:

    pockets got curly “oilrows” in his hair like Rick Fox …

  18. A tribe called quest Says:

    wow this is dope

    this > no introduction

  19. pockets Says:

    chea looks like Saddam wearing an ALife tee i know it in my heart of hearts

  20. Prada Main Says:

    i Bet MTF chills with his friends and wonders why he is so different and feels wierd inside because he is this different. Its almost like he is Gay and cant come out but he really is a Hip-hop Head

  21. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    http://www.PolandSpring.net/TheWave “You See me”

  22. Prada Main Says:

    Landlord look like a Wide Reciever with no stride

  23. Big_Seth Says:

    # Martin Margiela Mane Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    i keep talking about es and bun as if they’re separate creatures but we all know they are metaphysically one and the same. they shall heretofore be known as bunkay

    ^^

    I just laughed out loud at work. Its dead quite here too.

  24. pockets Says:

    Fux looks like a tan Doug who is really thinking about having sex with ur niece

  25. Prada Main Says:

    BRB

  26. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    Prada Main Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Pockets look like a tan Bart Simpson

    ^

    *dips pock in platinum, ices him out in canaries and princess cuts, hangs him off my chain (c) gucci man*

  27. Big Homie Says:

    *cooks the stray dog*

  28. landLORD Says:

    pockets look like he sits on the floor with his peoples and they all eat rice from one big bowl with their hands … (no utensils, no table)

  29. pockets Says:

    i Bet MTF chills with his friends and wonders why he is so different and feels wierd inside because he is this different. Its almost like he is Gay and cant come out but he really is a Hip-hop Head

    ^that looks like fux’s life story

  30. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    Prada Main Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Pockets look like a tan Bart Simpson

    ^^^
    Gatt.

  31. moresickaMC Says:

    Earlier this morning troubled Yonkers rapper DMX pled guilty in an Arizona courtroom to drug, animal cruelty and theft charges.

    The Associated Press reports that X (born Earl Simmons) pled guilty to one count of animal cruelty, one count of theft and two counts of possession of marijuana and a narcotic drug, in order to have additional charges dropped at his sentencing hearing, scheduled for January 30.

    As XXLmag.com previously reported, DMX has missed several court dates throughout the year. In the beginning of the month a Maricopa County judge issued a bench warrant in search of the rapper after he missed another date, which led to the MC getting picked up hiding out in producer Scott Storch’s Florida mansion. – Elan Mancini
    ^^
    SMH

  32. Prada Main Says:

    ^that looks like fux’s life story

    ^^ all my niggas is hiphop heads…..WRONG!!!!!!!

  33. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    moresickaMC Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Earlier this morning troubled Yonkers rapper DMX pled guilty in an Arizona courtroom to drug, animal cruelty and theft charges.

    The Associated Press reports that X (born Earl Simmons) pled guilty to one count of animal cruelty, one count of theft and two counts of possession of marijuana and a narcotic drug, in order to have additional charges dropped at his sentencing hearing, scheduled for January 30.

    ^^^
    Hes gonna get like 3 joints.

  34. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    i wish i had that hussein swagger but nah i actually look jewish, pock i’ll send u a pic no homo if ur curiosity ever kills u poz poz poz

    but actually i look judaic but with that desert swagger, like that real bedouin baller type

  35. pockets Says:

    landLORD looks like he complains theres no black section at the local Blockbuster

  36. moresickaMC Says:

    beans should honor BIG

  37. cOLD Says:

    which MCs would u pick to honour Wu

    ^I would want to keep it 96, so I’d prolly go with mobbdepp, and Nas and a few other QB niggas. But cant too many niggas flow like rae and ghost… I might have to throw Sean P and Rock in there for good measures

  38. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    pockets look like he sits on the floor with his peoples and they all eat rice from one big bowl with their hands … (no utensils, no table)

    ^

    *tries to avoid the subject because i actually do this — sunnah-style bitches (lol)*

  39. landLORD Says:

    IFUX looks like he smokes those long skinny Virginia Slims cigarettes, with his pinky extended and blows smoke cicles at himself in the mirror …

  40. Prada Main Says:

    i said BRB but I cant leave ….and I need to go eat and handle biz …. swear to god Nah is going to kill me one day like those Asian gamers that go hard for a week straight…. i make fun of gaming enthusiasts but I am not that different… i need some sun I am getting mad pale in the winter, no hue on my cheek at all

  41. Iceberg slim Says:

    pockets Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    landLORD looks like he complains theres no black section at the local Blockbuster

    ^^^^^^^^^

    I do and I ask for the same blck movies everytime and they look them up and tell me “sorry we dont carry that” everytime

  42. landLORD Says:

    smoke circles > smoke cicles

  43. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    IFUX looks like he smokes those long skinny Virginia Slims cigarettes, with his pinky extended and blows smoke cicles at himself in the mirror …

    ^^^
    my aun’tee been smokin them shits since i was a Lil’nigga…

  44. A tribe called quest Says:

    *watches soulstage with qtip on palladia*

  45. pockets Says:

    landLORD looks like he was the man in highschool till he broke his leg at that black panther dice-rolling party and could never run again now he has a chip on his shoulder and scowls at jewish women at Wal-mart

  46. Prada Main Says:

    I have the urge to call blockbuster and ask for some slorish titles tape myself and up on Zshare …..

  47. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    why honor wu as if their goose is cooked, let them cats build their legacy b4 u go off and pretend they’re done lol. cats is in too much of a damn hurry. we still haven’t heard ob4cl2! nobody better honor lupe till his last breath because he’ll still be shitting on cats when he’s 70 on some SHALLUNGE type jump-off

  48. Big Homie Says:

    *cuts up stray dog*

  49. landLORD Says:

    pockets Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    landLORD looks like he was the man in highschool till he broke his leg at that black panther dice-rolling party and could never run again now he has a chip on his shoulder and scowls at jewish women at Wal-mart

    ——————-

    LOL … there’s a slight remnant of truth somewhere in that statement …

  50. Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    Owww! Now this is some shit I can fux with…no i

  51. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    lololol @ fux admitting he’s addicted on some “HI. MY NAME IS FAROUQ, AND I AM ADDICTED TO NAHRIGHT.” hi farouq.

  52. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    *cuts up stray dog*

    ^^^
    WTF…

  53. pockets Says:

    chea looks like the United Nation’s bastard child that arose after Kofi Anan screwed France’s PM at the table where they translate shit into Swahili

  54. Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    smoke circles > smoke cicles

    ^Word, but doesn’t a smoke-cicle sound tastie? Like a popsicle of weed.

  55. pockets Says:

    Fux looks like he was chubby in junior high and didnt fit in and was extra mexican then discovered his hip hop swag and changed it up and went in extra white and is now currently looking back and feeling that he wants to get in touch with his mexican side again

  56. pockets Says:

    Nation looks like statik selektah, exile, and every white bearded man that has a bop in his step including Matisyahu

  57. landLORD Says:

    chea look like he owns a Backstreet Boys box CD set …

  58. pockets Says:

    Eskay looks like he invites Bun to the east coast and instead of shopping Bun just reaches into Esko’s closet and rocks whatever because they are the exact same dimensions and have the same DNA transcription proteins so their cells differentiate in the same manner and thus they have the same taste in all clothing, what is beyond belief is that they also have the same past experiences which is a condundrum for psychologists everywhere

  59. Big Homie Says:

    *eats stray dog with chopsticks and enjoys*

  60. nation Says:

    speaking of Matisyajew, i saw a Kenneth Cole ad with him on it… that’s some good shekels right there

    pockets i’ll slap the Latika out of your system

  61. pockets Says:

    Bun-B and MTF sometimes blog in place of Eskay and Nation

  62. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    they are the exact same dimensions and have the same DNA transcription proteins so their cells differentiate in the same manner

    ^

    u can always tell when pock has been bromancing the MCAT study guides

  63. kevfresco Says:

    fux look like he engages in random dance-offs that take place in alleys w/lightly shrewn garbage againsts a crew off equally gay rivals.

  64. pockets Says:

    *signs off* chea i knew u were gonna say that and yes u are correct i get bromoerotic with books

  65. landLORD Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    *eats stray dog with chopsticks and enjoys*

    ————————

    *waits for sample on a toothpick*

  66. cOLD Says:

    fux look like he engages in random dance-offs that take place in alleys w/lightly shrewn garbage againsts a crew off equally gay rivals.

    ^ lol niggas imagination >>>

  67. nation Says:

    >> pockets i’ll slap the Latika out of your system

    HOW CAN HE SLAP

  68. pockets Says:

    nation Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    pockets i’ll slap the Latika out of your system on a new Termanology record on the turntable and scratch in the hooks while trimming my beard

  69. Big Homie Says:

    Just realizes that they Footlocker fired me and I still have keys to the store

    Owwwwww

  70. landLORD Says:

    kevfresco Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    fux look like he engages in random dance-offs that take place in alleys w/lightly shrewn garbage againsts a crew off equally gay rivals.

    —————–

    *tears render contact lenses useless*

  71. A tribe called quest Says:

    MTF has an occurring role on King of the hill

  72. nation Says:

    >> *waits for sample on a toothpick*

    *benihana’s it up in the air*

  73. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    i have seen god. . . and he leaves his “thug etheses” on complex.com

    *daps you nuggas*

  74. landLORD Says:

    still LMAO at “random danceoffs in alleys” … top 20 GOAT comment … at least

  75. ASTRO Says:

    AS CLASSIC AS BIGGIE ??????

  76. Big Homie Says:

    *calls up UHAUL and rents a rental truck*

  77. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    i have seen god. . . and he leaves his “thug etheses” on complex.com

    *daps you nuggas*

    ^^^
    applaud Philly, 11 shot, 5 murdered over the weekend.

  78. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    nation Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    >> *waits for sample on a toothpick*

    *benihana’s it up in the air*

    ^

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me and wifey just went to a japanese grill over the wknd, shit was scrumptious

    *tries at home*

    *sprays firey cooking liquid on stove-top, ignites*

    *ether*

  79. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SMH@

    news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081230/ap_en_mu/people_dmx

  80. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^^^
    applaud Philly, 11 shot, 5 murdered over the weekend.

    ^^^

    the better the birds do, the worst the city gets. . . . there will be a hole beneath the state of new jersey should the eagles decide to win the super bowl.

  81. Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    SMH@

    news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081230/ap_en_mu/people_dmx

    >>Damn, X got dead dogs lying around his apartment (c) Big Homie

  82. Prada Main Says:

    Kevfresco looks like he spits outside of venues against SuperNatural(the Freestyle Phenom according to Guniess book) before he goes inside to spit some more for hours on in…..no drinks

  83. cOLD Says:

    so what kinda time is x looking at?

  84. Martin Margiela Mane Says:

    max u should collab with lupe, the waviness would be on the magnitude of an actual spring in poland

  85. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    landLORD looks like he complains theres no black section at the local Blockbuster

    ***Ol “Sal, how come there’s no bruthas on the wall” lookin’ ass nigga, lol..

  86. landLORD Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    SMH@

    news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081230/ap_en_mu/people_dmx

    —————

    that registers zero on the surprise meter … now he can go get clean in the bing … better that the law got him, than the grim reaper …

  87. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    cOLD Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    so what kinda time is x looking at?

    ^^^
    3 @ least.

  88. Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    max u should collab with lupe, the waviness would be on the magnitude of an actual spring in poland

    >>We were about to lay a track together, but then I showed up @ the studio with a handle of Hennessey and Lupe just left. I respect his religious wave.

  89. Prada Main Says:

    Kevfresco sells Pitbulls for a living to Athletes

  90. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    landLORD looks like he complains theres no black section at the local Blockbuster

    ***Ol “Sal, how come there’s no bruthas on the wall” lookin’ ass nigga, lol..

    ^^

    LMAO!!

    “when i come back, i wanna see a whole wall dedicated to rudy ray moore!”

  91. kevfresco Says:

    Prada Main Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Kevfresco looks like he spits outside of venues against SuperNatural(the Freestyle Phenom according to Guniess book) before he goes inside to spit some more for hours on in…..no drinks

    ^^^
    *cyber crickets*

  92. landLORD Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    should the eagles decide to win the super bowl.

    ———————-

    vikings > eages … word to Jan 4,2009

  93. Prada Main Says:

    When I come back I want a whole wall dedicated to the Stallionares

  94. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    landLORD looks like he complains theres no black section at the local Blockbuster

    ***Ol “Sal, how come there’s no bruthas on the wall” lookin’ ass nigga, lol..

    ^^

    LMAO!!

    “when i come back, i wanna see a whole wall dedicated to rudy ray moore!”

    ^^^
    LMAO! …Ol’Buggin Out ass nigga…lol.

  95. Prada Main Says:

    swear to God Kevfresco is really Grand Puba

  96. Prada Main Says:

    ol 360 come around ass nigga

  97. Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    vikings > eages … word to Jan 4,2009

    ^Nozzur. Eagles blitz will confuse their youthful QB.

  98. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Do the Right Thing>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    that jawn is like Spike’s masterpiece, not that he doesn’t have a rack of other exemplary films…

  99. Prada Main Says:

    Landlord is really Sadat X look at that nigga pic on nahning

  100. pockets Says:

    so what kinda time is x looking at?

    ^lost time.

  101. Prada Main Says:

    AP puts too many balls on the floor

  102. Wartime_Consigliere_88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Do the Right Thing>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    that jawn is like Spike’s masterpiece, not that he doesn’t have a rack of other exemplary films…

    ^^^
    i watch that movie JUST to see that spanish Broads Titties… GATTTT!

  103. kevfresco Says:

    swear to God Kevfresco is really Grand Puba

    ^^^
    thas better.

  104. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Prada Main Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    i Bet MTF chills with his friends and wonders why he is so different and feels wierd inside because he is this different. Its almost like he is Gay and cant come out but he really is a Hip-hop Head

    ^^^

    GREAT SCOT!!!

    …1.21 JIGAWATTS!!!

    on point homie.

    I got a few people I can tlak to about music, my cousin is an all music love like myself, and my homies like “rap” but I try to throw some Black Milk at them and they like whaaaaa?????, and my bro used to be on the old school Hip Hop tip, but has always said I was a East Coast head and he was West Coast.

  105. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *daps Fuxie for his precision*

  106. Prada Main Says:

    MTF atleast you have Nah heads

  107. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    vikings > eages … word to Jan 4,2009

    ^Nozzur. Eagles blitz will confuse their youthful QB.

    ^^^

    if you think the vikings will beat the birds, you’re retarded.

    we about to go to the super bowl.

    watch.

  108. FAT MAN SCOTTER Says:

    This has to be the best that dipset lost, he is mad funny!

  109. kevfresco Says:

    fux look like the type a nigga that’ll ice grill you after his girl tell him you felt her ass then role on you still grillin talking bout “hey man hows it going?”

  110. Big Homie Says:

    *just listed to I’ll Be In The Sky for the 3rd time straight just now*

    Eagles > Vikings

    *digests dog*

  111. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Prada Main Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    When I come back I want a whole wall dedicated to the Stallionares

    ^^^

    *gets trampled to death by a mini horse*

  112. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^
    i watch that movie JUST to see that spanish Broads Titties… GATTTT!

    ***D’s m’fukka D’s…Rosie Perez..

    wow, I knew he was talking about Do the Right Thing and Rosie’s tatas, but I JUST got the Radio Raheem/Korean store batteries scene tie-in reference…Kanye (or his ghostwriter) can be brilliant, at times…

  113. Prada Main Says:

    Nah kev I am the type to let it slide only after I get a sorry….. cuz I do grip up….always have …….

  114. Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    FAT MAN SCOTTER Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    This has to be the best that dipset lost, he is mad funny!

    ^Co-sign this ingenious commenter.

  115. landLORD Says:

    Max Beezy aka Beezavelli Says:

    December 30th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    vikings > eages … word to Jan 4,2009

    ^Nozzur. Eagles blitz will confuse their youthful QB.

    ————–

    Giants tried that … pressure FAIL …

  116. Los Says:

    Max B is on deck ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

  117. D. Billz Says:

    Max B went in. Don’t act like yall wasn’t like “oh ok, he got a lil’ shit with him” when you peeped it.

    OW!

    # Prada Main Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Landlord look like a Wide Reciever with no stride

    ^ LMAO! How is that even possible? A WR with TE swag/run-game (c) David Boston

  118. Los Says:

    # moresickaMC Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    1st time ive heard Max str8 spittin..hes usually on some sing songy stuff

    ^^^ you aint heard 80% of his shit if that’s all you know

  119. cOLD Says:

    Damn Nas Undying love is top 10 esko.

  120. spirit equality Says:

    uh, please don’t put max b and big in the same sentence again. come on, fam. no comparison. at all.

    and AYO @ “come with six n—-s or better”

  121. Los Says:

    max b > big in 5 yrs. watch…

  122. spirit equality Says:

    los,

    stop smoking that laced weed

    max b couldn’t shine big’s shoes on his best day. and five years from now, he still won’t be within one light year of big’s talent.

    people die and 10 years later mufuckas completely forget how good they could rap and shit.

    next thing i know, you’ll tell me that charles hamilton is better than pun or some shit.

    stop playing.

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