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Freeway – Get It Started (Prod. by The Alchemist)

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Day 18.

Freeway – Get It Started (Prod. by The Alchemist)

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480 Responses to “Freeway – Get It Started (Prod. by The Alchemist)”

  1. freshfrom82 Says:

    first! i’m at work, so i can’t hear the track

  2. DeE Says:

    second! i’m not at work, so i won’t hear the track

  3. Eastern_Digital Says:

    *isstill bumpin Jada’s 4 Da Fam freestyle*

  4. Eastern_Digital Says:

    any narcotic in the world i can bubble that

  5. Joe 88 Says:

    >any narcotic in the world i can bubble that

    ^They say death comes in three’s, bet I can double that.

    I just listen to that for the first time, & I must say, he killed that shit.

    You screamed going to the hole & aint nobody touch you

    the double meaning in that one bar is genius

  6. Joe 88 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKSpTpngwkQ&feature=related

    chicka owww, chicka ow owwwwww

  7. landLORD Says:

    a couple posts back, Murs says he wanted to “make the gayest video ever, with a bunch of dudeds carrying him over their heads” …

    how did this go unnoticed and unchecked ? …. “The Cartel” needs to ban his flaming, Chewbacca lookin ass …

  8. landLORD Says:

    dudes > dudeds

    no homo

  9. Joe 88 Says:

    @ land

    I was in tears reading those comments from last night about FStyles boots. Ya’ll went in, I couldn’t stop laughing.

    those boots look like dark vader’s chancletas

    *two steps up the highway to hell*

  10. landLORD Says:

    *daps Joe88*

    those were the flashiest, gayest boots i had ever seen … im stiill confused as to why he proudly posted a link showing them fruity galoshes …

  11. Joe 88 Says:

    those were the flashiest, gayest boots i had ever seen … im stiill confused as to why he proudly posted a link showing them fruity galoshes …

    ^Co-sign, no shots, but he didn’t by the boots, he brought the name, cause if they was some wolverine boots instead of gucci I don’t think ninjas would’ve been co-signing them like a few guys was last night. At first I couldn’t get the link to work, but after I read some of ya’ll comments I had to get that link to work, & when I seen em, I fell out of my chair.

    Birdman lugz > dark vader chancletas

  12. Joe 88 Says:

    i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb.jpg

    *Fucking dead*

    I’m passing the fuck out if I see a brolic ninja rocking a pair of these this winter. They look like female snow boots, I couldn’t do it. My bitches wear shit like this.

    I say we go in on these boots for atleast 4 hours

  13. Big Homie Says:

    In traffic heading to work. I’m amped to get to work to listen to this.

    I’m sure this track is hot

  14. landLORD Says:

    … word … no disrespect to Furious $tyles …

    … may the force be with him …

  15. landLORD Says:

    i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb.jpg

    i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb2.jpg

    *no words*

  16. R.J.Orion Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 17th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    those boots were worn by Janet Jackson in the “Rhythym Nation:1814″ video …

  17. R.J.Orion Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 17th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    those boots are made of high-grade plutonium and give the wearer stealth capabilities …

  18. Joe 88 Says:

    http://www.kicksonfire.com/2008/12/17/jordan-melo-m5-black-white/

    ^SMFH. Well i’ma stan so I guess I gotta get em, but atleast they don’t look like them gucci fire fighter boots

  19. Big Homie Says:

    *daps all*

    Morning Nahgers

  20. Big Homie Says:

    Free just keeps getting better and better as the day goes by

  21. sean coonery Says:

    French Montana has ethered a couple of dudes careers….

    Lil Cease…when he released the gay footage…

    Jim Jones….when he released him getting jumped…

    And French Montana also has the footage of Cam’ron getting snuffed by Tru Life….awaiting release

    LMFAO

  22. Big Homie Says:

    That Joell Ortiz Day N Nite Remix

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    *daps Crazy*

  23. sean coonery Says:

    French Montana is like the Gillie da Kid of NY

  24. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    the new Wolverine: Origins flick is gonna be>>>>>>>>>>

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/16/wolverine-trailer-hugh-ja_n_151342.html

  25. sean coonery Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 7:43 am

    i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb.jpg

    *Fucking dead*

    I’m passing the fuck out if I see a brolic ninja rocking a pair of these this winter. They look like female snow boots, I couldn’t do it. My bitches wear shit like this.

    I say we go in on these boots for atleast 4 hours

    ^No flame or roast.

    I know its Gucci and it probably cost a lot…..but I have to agree they are very feminine in nature.

    Please tell me that’s not a dude wearing them…

  26. Big Homie Says:

    Yaaaooooow

  27. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    AND that jawn has Gambit? Yes!!! (no nerd)

  28. Joe 88 Says:

    >Please tell me that’s not a dude wearing them…

    ^That better not be a ninja wearing them boots, look like a bow leg breezie wearing them boots in that picture

  29. Big Homie Says:

    the new Wolverine: Origins flick is gonna be>>>>>>>>>>

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/16/wolverine-trailer-hugh-ja_n_151342.html

    ^ Benhameen had that on his site a few days ago. I had no idea they was doing a movie on Logan. He had a pic of Gambit on the site too

  30. R.J.Orion Says:

    thats Furious $tylez wearing them boots … true story …

  31. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ Benhameen had that on his site a few days ago. I had no idea they was doing a movie on Logan. He had a pic of Gambit on the site too

    **Word- benha’s a comics dweeb too, lol (no shots)…Will.I.Am. is in that jawn somehow, lol….

  32. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5841&Itemid=99

    Gambit

  33. Joe 88 Says:

    >thats Furious $tylez wearing them boots … true story …

    *Leaves nah right forever*

  34. Big Homie Says:

    Will.I.Am. is in that jawn somehow, lol….

    ^ Playing Sabertooth?? lol

  35. sean coonery Says:

    Who was giving Furious Stylez the cosign…like he should wear those boots?

    Lemme guess…

    Was it Papa and Fuxie (nah homo)?

  36. R.J.Orion Says:

    check the “Idle Warship” post … homie was mad proud of them boots …

  37. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    if that’s furious, for real, he needs to change his name t o”Thabulous Stylesth”

  38. Joe 88 Says:

    >homie was mad proud of them boots …

    *Dead @ “mad proud”*

    He really was.

  39. Big Homie Says:

    Are those paton leather snow boots?

  40. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ BH- that trailer I posted has footage of Gambit in action (none)- I had no idea it was ol’ boy from “Friday Night Lights”, though…Gambit was definitely a missing piece of the puzzle in the X-Men franchise…

  41. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    if Furious is rocking those boots, you know he was rocking those Manolo high heeled timbs, like 5 yrs ago, too…

  42. Joe 88 Says:

    Are those paton leather snow boots?

    No, there paton leather “gucci” snow boots. The “gucci” makes them hot says FStyles, kevfresco, etc. They’ll take any ninja bitch with them boots on, so they say, lol

  43. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *daps Ike, land, BH, Joe, Hootie*

    What up nah?

    *still listening to Jake One “Trap Door”*

  44. b-ease Says:

    *dead @ the gucci boots ether*

    I was lurking and reading that shit last nite dying, but I didnt want to chime in and fuck up the roll y’all niggas was on, lol.

    What’s good Nah? *daps all in vicinity*

  45. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***daps !Ven-Tech**

  46. Big Homie Says:

    No, there paton leather “gucci” snow boots.

    ^ Oh okay, well then they’re okay then lol

  47. R.J.Orion Says:

    *daps Icon, Sean, Big Homie, Ven-Tech*

    KevFresco was the only one co-signing … even IFux wanted no part of them boots …

  48. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, Land- yoooo, have you seen that Don Cheadle jawn “Traitor”- dope flick….just dropped on DVD, this week…

  49. R.J.Orion Says:

    *daps b-E*

  50. Joe 88 Says:

    What up folks?

    *Daps all*

    yeah b-ease, that gucci boot ether is top 5 all time ether. And now that I know that was FStyles wearing them just adds on to the ether by 46%

  51. Big Homie Says:

    Yea I was at the part-time job and I was dying reading ya’lls comments but I couldn’t see the pics until just now since I was on the Blackberry last night. This though was classic

    what you think about these fux…

    http://www.i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb.jpg

    http://www.i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb2.jpg

    i hard to cum hard on deez hos…[pause?]

  52. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    lol @ 46%…random ass “statistic”…

  53. b-ease Says:

    whaddup, Land- yoooo, have you seen that Don Cheadle jawn “Traitor”- dope flick

    ^^
    It was dope? I’m gonna have to check it out then. It was in and out of the theaters after like a week.

  54. Joe 88 Says:

    Yeah I think IFux was co-signing “Gucci” not the boots tho.

    I would wear the first shaq’s the ones that had the circles on em, before I wear them boots.

  55. R.J.Orion Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 8:57 am
    whaddup, Land- yoooo, have you seen that Don Cheadle jawn “Traitor”- dope flick….just dropped on DVD, this week…

    —-

    i heard it was good … im a Cheadle fan, so ima check it out …

  56. b-ease Says:

    that gucci boot ether is top 5 all time ether

    ^^
    Co-sign.

  57. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    LOL @ People still goin in on FStyles’ Wellington Boots

    Yep, thats what they are…Wellington Boots…Gucci stripes dont change that

    Real talk, I aint seen Wellingtons in a loooonnnnngggg time

    I salute Fstyles for doin him tho

  58. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    …he was talking shit to my man, so i had to get ’em
    yep yep

  59. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    *Turns Up Kool & The Gang – Winter Sadness*

    *Disappears*

  60. Joe 88 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n68KfymVnEc > FStyle gucci boots

  61. digital scales Says:

    Yo Joe, what if you heard max b was a snitch and niggas put it out there that hes a snitch, you gon fuck with him??????????

    *no shots* lol

  62. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 8:59 am
    whaddup, Land- yoooo, have you seen that Don Cheadle jawn “Traitor”- dope flick

    ^^
    It was dope? I’m gonna have to check it out then. It was in and out of the theaters after like a week.

    ****yeah, it was good- a lot of why it disappeared could probably be attributed to the plot- Don Cheadle is a Black American, who works closely with Islamic “terrorists”, and their efforts to strategically bring down the American government via coordinated attacks…I still have like a half hour left to finish it, though….

  63. Big Homie Says:

    This track is nice. I am going to bump this pulling into my Xmas party later on today.

    Ayo at this picture btw

  64. Joe 88 Says:

    >Yo Joe, what if you heard max b was a snitch and niggas put it out there that hes a snitch, you gon fuck with him??????????

    *no shots* lol

    ^Depends. Buck cried on the phone, I still listnen to him. Prodigy invented the chicken noodle soup dance 15 years before webstar, he’s still cool. Tupac wore a tu-tu at one point of his life, he’s the GOAT, but snitching? Yes I would still listen, in private tho, lol

  65. b-ease Says:

    heard max b was a snitch and niggas put it out there that hes a snitch, you gon fuck with him??????????

    ^^
    Yo digi, is that that info you had about max b that you were hinting at the other nite on Nah?

  66. Joe 88 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3VEbS4WxBU&feature=related

    ^The ninja that joked on memphis bleek & plies hairline goes in on master p clothing line

    the official shoes of the green bay packers

  67. b-ease Says:

    @ike

    hmmm…i didnt know that was the plot. the trailers made it seem like a black bourne identity only. say not more lol

  68. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^The ninja that joked on memphis bleek & plies hairline goes in on master p clothing line

    ***Is that even necessary? How can you crack jokes on a joke?

  69. b-ease Says:

    say not

    ^^
    *edit – no

  70. Joe 88 Says:

    @ Icon

    The pictures are priceless tho.

  71. b-ease Says:

    After being on Nah all day yesterday, kevfresco’s a chump if he doesnt pop up (ll) today.

  72. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:11 am
    @ike

    hmmm…i didnt know that was the plot. the trailers made it seem like a black bourne identity only. say not more lol

    ***ehhhh-not as much action (none) as “Bourne”—more psychological/philosophical than “shoot em up”—prolly more along the lines of say, “Syriana” (dope flick, too, by the way)—there’s more to it than what I’ve described, but I don’t want to be a spoiler (no thing on the back of Big Homie’s souped up sentra)….

  73. Big Homie Says:

    Tupac wore a tu-tu at one point of his life, he’s the GOAT overated.

  74. Big Homie Says:

    but I don’t want to be a spoiler (no thing on the back of Big Homie’s souped up sentra)….

    ^ That was a subliminal Asian joke right? Naw my maxima does not have a spoiler, but at least my car is registered under my name.

  75. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    tube socks with holes>Tupac as the G.O.A.T.

  76. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ That was a subliminal Asian joke right? Naw my maxima does not have a spoiler, but at least my car is registered under my name.

    ***Of course it was, lol…you Tokyo Drift lookin’ ass nigga, lol…It’s only jokes, though, and you know you’re fam, so if it gets offensive, just say so, and I’ll stop (none)

  77. b-ease Says:

    Naw my maxima does not have a spoiler, but at least my car is registered under my name.

    ^^
    LOL

  78. D. Billz Says:

    Got drunk with one of my homies last night and found out the young-boy from round the way who shot a C.O. got life. Crazy.

    Freeway has a different flow for every track he has dropped this month. And they lyrics are baniddles.

    I like Joell’s version of Day-n-Nite, but the original >>>

    I seen somebody in the barbershop last week rockin’ those boots FStyles was rockin’. No shots, but mostly the faggies rock ’em in B’more. I like the Columbian rain boots but I can’t rock with the joints he had. I actually don’t think they’re that bad, but I couldn’t EVER see me with them on.

  79. b-ease Says:

    ”—prolly more along the lines of say, “Syriana” (dope flick, too, by the way)

    ^^
    Wow, that’s not how they marketed that shit at all. And yea, Syriana was dope.

  80. Big Homie Says:

    ***Of course it was, lol…you Tokyo Drift lookin’ ass nigga, lol…It’s only jokes, though, and you know you’re fam, so if it gets offensive, just say so, and I’ll stop (none)

    ^ I know it’s all jokes. Me no have’a beef a wi u

  81. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Scarface blasts “wack” rap and the hip hop music industry as a whole:

    Most people heard about the interview you did with DJ Vlad when you were saying “F*ck Rap”, so you obviously have some issues with the industry. If you were the overseer of the Hip-Hop/Rap game, how would you start to rebuild?

    I’d start from the top. The first thing is everything would have to be screened. The fu*cking fruit snack Rap would be done.

    What’s considered fruit snack Rap?

    Anything that punishes Hip-Hop.

    Well what do you think punishes Hip-Hop?

    Anything that does not add to the art form and that takes away from what Hip-Hop is. Hip-Hop is a feeling man, it’s a way of life. Anything that radio plays is wack. All the great records don’t get played. I feel like radio and big record companies are trying to destroy Black music with the shit that they play… by the way that they exploit it. You got Black America thinking it’s cool for women to walk around with their breasts out. I think to cover up what’s really going on today in the world they flood the market with some bullshit. It’s like Watergate, the shit is a crime.

    Is there one record label in particular that you believe engages in this the most?

    I’d say all of them, that’s my one record label. The shit went from Eric B and Rakim to fuddy duddy and the tennis shoe clique [laughs]. Now videos are about drinking champagne, show as much jewellery and ride in all the fu*king cars.

  82. Big Homie Says:

    Got drunk with one of my homies last night and found out the young-boy from round the way who shot a C.O. got life. Crazy.

    ^ The first two words of the sentence sounds like how I start out with my sentences..lol. Dude murked the CO or just show him? Life???

    Freeway has a different flow for every track he has dropped this month. And they lyrics are baniddles.

    ^ cosign. I hope he drops these on a Month of Madness mixtape (if there is one I dunno)

  83. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    So, Lil Wayne has the best selling album of ’08? Good for him- I’m not a fan, but dude has his moments (none) and he’s been putting in work for a long time, so I respect that…

  84. Big Homie Says:

    Tokyo Drift lookin’ ass nigga

    ^ *light bulb appears above head*

    I might have to change my name to that on here.

  85. b-ease Says:

    found out the young-boy from round the way who shot a C.O. got life.

    ^^
    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father is on death row for murking a undercover. On boat. That nigga was from West. Big shock.

    *daps Billz*

  86. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father

    **only black people have titles like that, lol…

  87. Big Homie Says:

    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father

    ^ Only black people

  88. D. Billz Says:

    >>Dude murked the CO or just show him? Life???

    ^Murked. And he wouldn’t give up any names. It befuddled us because he didn’t have any priors and he has NEVER been that type of dude. He mostly stayed to himself. But, he was around negative company and you know how that goes. His brother is in the Navy and visited him a couple times. Said he gettin’ swole. I know the CO’s probably beat him up real bad or gave him a rowdy bunk mate just to fuck with him.

    >>^ cosign. I hope he drops these on a Month of Madness mixtape (if there is one I dunno)

    ^If not, I’ll just make eskay post all the dead zshares again. Whether he wants to or not.

  89. digital scales Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:09 am
    >Yo Joe, what if you heard max b was a snitch and niggas put it out there that hes a snitch, you gon fuck with him??????????

    *no shots* lol

    ^Depends. Buck cried on the phone, I still listnen to him. Prodigy invented the chicken noodle soup dance 15 years before webstar, he’s still cool. Tupac wore a tu-tu at one point of his life, he’s the GOAT, but snitching? Yes I would still listen, in private tho, lol
    ^^
    Oh aight lol

    i ain’t gon lie id prob listen too but his interviews will be less entertaining to me

    @ benard..Lets see what happens, this is like a soap opera, so word to my nigga joe88, if anything you spit is a lie, we are in the information age niggas will find out… that im good here im good there talk is over niggas will go on youtube and shut that claim down lol…im high..first L of the day, just saying

  90. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=296hdg2&s=5

    ^^^
    wintertime bed warmer

  91. D. Billz Says:

    *dapz NAHgerians*

  92. b-ease Says:

    and he’s been putting in work for a long time, so I respect that…

    ^^
    You got to. For a brief moment in time, Wayne made it cool for people to actually buy CDs again, which I think had a direct trickle down effect on the other big debuts this year (Coldplay, Kanye, etc) Dude staved off the music industry’s collapse for a little while longer for dolo. And like rigz said, he made a pop single out of stream of consciousness rap over a beat with no melody or hook. Applaud that man.

  93. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    if anything you spit is a lie, we are in the information age niggas will find out

    ***True, indeed

  94. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    what da size of rims on dat car, Playa HUN?
    (turns up Grindin RMX)

  95. b-ease Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:27 am
    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father

    **only black people have titles like that, lol…

    Big Homie Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:27 am
    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father

    ^ Only black people

    ^^
    *dead at Icon confirming black stereotypes before big homie even had a chance to bring it up* LOL

  96. Joe 88 Says:

    if anything you spit is a lie, we are in the information age niggas will find out

    ***True, indeed

    ^yep. word to officer ross. trilllllllla

  97. digital scales Says:

    daps you, daps you, daps you, you’re cool but doesn’t dap stylez for them ugly boots

  98. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    When I first heard “A Milli”, I really liked it..then I heard it again…and again…and again…and again…and again…and again…and agan….and again…and again…and “enough”

  99. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father
    ^^

    *floor*

  100. b-ease Says:

    >>Dude murked the CO or just show him? Life???

    ^Murked.

    ^^
    Is he in Hagerstown? Cuz if so, them rednecks had a field day.

  101. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    lmao, *daps Dro*

  102. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    *daps all the cool cats*
    *flips byrd to the nerds*

  103. Joe 88 Says:

    If a ninja wore them boots around my guys, it would be a fucking wrap. Jokes for days.

    I never understood why when a ninja getting roasted they always say “man these was 5g’s, I paid funeral money for these boots” or some dumb shit like that

    like the price tag made them look that much better. I swear I never brought nothing just because of what it was, word to all the jordans I copped that some ninja thought was ugly but I liked em.

    Rockports > them gucci boots

  104. Big Homie Says:

    Murked. And he wouldn’t give up any names. It befuddled us because he didn’t have any priors and he has NEVER been that type of dude. He mostly stayed to himself. But, he was around negative company and you know how that goes. His brother is in the Navy and visited him a couple times. Said he gettin’ swole. I know the CO’s probably beat him up real bad or gave him a rowdy bunk mate just to fuck with him.

    ^ That is crazy. I def know they probably fuckin with him since he murked one of them.

  105. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:31 am
    >>Dude murked the CO or just show him? Life???

    ^Murked.

    ^^
    Is he in Hagerstown? Cuz if so, them rednecks had a field day.

    ***The term, “field day” should take on a whole ‘na meaning to “us”, considering slavery- a “field day” should imply that the day was a disaster, lol…fuck alluding to getting ribbons for playing kickball in elementary school…

  106. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *daps Caine Loc’ster*

  107. b-ease Says:

    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father

    ^^
    What’s funny is that she’s a white chick from the inner suburbs that ONLY fucks with niggas with criminal records. She has three baby fathers. One is on death row, one is locked up, the other is my brother, who was in jail more than he was free from the ages between 14 and 21. She had another dude that lived with her before the last baby father that is also currently locked up. She is batshit.

  108. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I paid funeral money for these boots

    ***Slang failure***

  109. digital scales Says:

    *predictions for 09*

    *Max b dies*

    *Biggie movie is a success*

    *Jay electronica blows up to the point that i don’t like him*

    *Joe88 gets a post on nahright*

    *Camron makes a comeback and rides on jim jones*

    *Ti doesnt go to jail*

  110. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    !Ven-Tech? Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    *daps Caine Loc’ster*

    ^^^
    GATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

  111. Big Homie Says:

    My ex-sister-n-laws first baby father
    ^^

    *floor*

    ^ I mean how can you read better yet, type that ish and not laugh? Too funny …

    So the other day my cousin on my step father’s side baby daddy’s girlfriend’s niece and them ……

  112. D. Billz Says:

    >>Is he in Hagerstown? Cuz if so, them rednecks had a field day.

    ^I don’t know where he’s at though. I didn’t ask.

  113. b-ease Says:

    fuck alluding to getting ribbons for playing kickball in elementary school…

    ^^
    LOL, I said the rednecks had a field day. I wouldnt be suprised if they handed out ribbons after the ass kicking. “And the award for best kick in the ribs goes to…”

  114. digital scales Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am
    I paid funeral money for these boots

    ***Slang failure***
    ^^^^
    did he really use that line?

  115. b-ease Says:

    ^ I mean how can you read better yet, type that ish and not laugh? Too funny …

    ^^
    I was dying…lol

  116. Joe 88 Says:

    What’s funny is that she’s a white chick from the inner suburbs that ONLY fucks with niggas with criminal records. She has three baby fathers. One is on death row, one is locked up, the other is my brother, who was in jail more than he was free from the ages between 14 and 21. She had another dude that lived with her before the last baby father that is also currently locked up. She is batshit.

    *Dead*

    I hate chicks like that, I had this one bitch tell me that she only dates bloods, what type of dumb ish is that? Funny thing is, SHE’S NOT EVEN IN A GANG. When she said that the chase for that mouth of her’s was over. Total turn off, like what’s the point of dating a thug when your not one? That’s like a ninja hanging around a whole bnch of gangsters, it’s gonna get to the point where there not gonna be around to protect you. smfh

  117. D. Billz Says:

    For my 80’s ninjas (and people who should recognize the sample instantly):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hK6IgvZ0CY

  118. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    digital scales Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am
    *predictions for 09*

    *Camron makes a comeback and rides on jim jones*

    ^^^
    that shit would be BEYOND classic. cam would earn many stripes with that.

  119. b-ease Says:

    *predictions for 09*

    *Max b dies*

    *Biggie movie is a success*

    *Jay electronica blows up to the point that i don’t like him*

    *Joe88 gets a post on nahright*

    *Camron makes a comeback and rides on jim jones*

    *Ti doesnt go to jail*

    ^^
    With the exception of max b taking a dirt nap, I will co-sign that all of those things will definetly happen in ’09.

  120. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    my cousin on my step father’s side baby daddy’s girlfriend’s niece and them ……

    ***What’s funny is, how common that shit is…sometimes I call my wife “my son’s moms” for no reason at all, lol…

  121. digital scales Says:

    ex-sister-n-laws first baby father
    ^^^
    DEAD!!!!!!

  122. D. Billz Says:

    # digital scales Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    *predictions for 09*

    *Max b dies*

    *Biggie movie is a success*

    *Jay electronica blows up to the point that i don’t like him*

    *Joe88 gets a post on nahright*

    *Camron makes a comeback and rides on jim jones*

    *Ti doesnt go to jail*

    ^I bro-sign all of those. If the Wave dies, best believe one of those Digital Gravel type companies will exploit his death immediately. And yes… I will cop one of the t-shirts. Lol

  123. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says: 1000

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
    digital scales Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am
    *predictions for 09*

    *Camron makes a comeback and rides on jim jones*

    ^^^
    that shit would be BEYOND classic. cam would earn many stripes with that.

    ^^^
    BITCH, if cam came back like that, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that shit would JumpStart that NY thing again…

  124. Big Homie Says:

    sometimes I call my wife “my son’s moms” for no reason at all, lol…

    ^ I know one reason…how about when you out and about without your wife and you kickin game to a female and she asks you who that lady is *points to your wife*

  125. D. Billz Says:

    If you know, or like, this song… you might be a Max B fan:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay02lnR34ig

  126. digital scales Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
    digital scales Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am
    *predictions for 09*

    *Camron makes a comeback and rides on jim jones*

    ^^^
    that shit would be BEYOND classic. cam would earn many stripes with that.
    ^^^
    Hell yeah man, I think when cam said this summer i think he was talking about the summer of 09

  127. b-ease Says:

    Has anybody seen MTV Jams current Jam of the Week?

    It’s a Christmas song. Jingle Bells. Santana self-ether.

    Cam needs to come back asap and bury these clowns…

  128. Joe 88 Says:

    I think we would get footage of max b getting jumped before he dies, but both could happen next year.

    The internet is a mutha, got grown ass men walking around with camera praying to catch some footage of one of there mens beating a ninja up. SMH @ max b being so mad the camera man didn’t get him snuffing jimmy

    they should’ve never gave you niggas youtube

  129. Big Homie Says:

    Cam and Max on a track would be phenominal

  130. Beezy Says:

    Cam and Max on a track would be phenominal

    ^Max would murder him on his own shit.

  131. kevfresco Says:

    back up in this bitch…..

    locked & loaded….

    who wants to start 1st?

  132. D. Billz Says:

    I should go see The Day The Earth Stood Still, at the IMAX theater. I feel like treatin’ myself, which I seldom do.

  133. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Cam and Max on a track would be phenominal

    ^

    Already happened

    You lot forgot bout that already?

    That was my discovery of the wave

  134. D. Billz Says:

    SMH @ max b being so mad the camera man didn’t get him snuffing jimmy

    ^Link or get clothslined.

    Don’t worry about the E’s…

  135. Big Homie Says:

    I should go see The Day The Earth Stood Still, at the IMAX theater.

    ^ My top priority most def. Mad that I seen Dark Knight 4 times in the theater and didn’t get the chance to catch it in IMAX.

  136. Big Homie Says:

    Already happened

    You lot forgot bout that already?

    That was my discovery of the wave

    ^ I mean like right now…when Cam returns and going at Jimmy

  137. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ I know one reason…how about when you out and about without your wife and you kickin game to a female and she asks you who that lady is *points to your wife*

    LOL @ BH- maaaaaaan, me and wifey went out for New Years a couple of years ago, and she went to the restroom…while she was out, some chick (bad ass redbone), came up to me, and said she had a eyelash in her eye, and asked me to blow it out —I was drunk out of my mind and my judgment was questionable, so I prolly said “aiight”- I don’t remember- anyway, when wifey came back, there was some broad sitting on my lap- I lost for that one…damn you, Henne, lol…I can’t remember what club it was, but the shit was poppin- chicks were coming up to me all night…one of the few times I wanted to slip off my ring, lol- of course, I didn’t, though-wifey’s been holding it down for a minute now, since I was a broke nigga from the PJs, I’d have to be retarded to fuck that up over some random ass…

  138. Joe 88 Says:

    Why is everyone trying so hard to prove there real? that shit make me not like rap sometimes. Sometimes it’s funny (i.e uncle murda response interview “grips up”) And other times is corny as fuck.

    #1 internet ninja you don’t wanna beef with = soulja boy

    You lose for even talking about him & he’ll just laugh it off & make a couple jokes about it. And you look really stupid because your actually serious, & tryna make a valid point, while he’s onver there with a-rab cracking on ya nose or some shit like that

    nigga had on one of them hats you see in a ball room movie

    HA

  139. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    # kevfresco Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    back up in this bitch…..

    locked & loaded….

    who wants to start 1st?

    ^^

    AYOga Flaming

  140. Joe 88 Says:

    @ billz

    something is wrong with WSHH, that’s where I seen it at. It’s funny tho, one of jimmy mens got snuffed, sad & funny all at the same time

  141. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    It’s a Christmas song. Jingle Bells. Santana self-ether.

    ***That chick with the gap is kinda sexy, though…co-sign, though- the only acceptable hip hop Christmas songs were “Christmas in Hollis”, and Eazy E’s “Merry Motherf*cking Christmas”, lol…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJo0VpgVODM

  142. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    WTF is a “ballroom movie”?

  143. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
    I should go see The Day The Earth Stood Still, at the IMAX theater.

    ^
    The day the earth stood still would be a All New Cam & Max B Mixtape.

  144. digital scales Says:

    I def dont hope max b dies, why would i, at the end of the day these fucking rappers are people and people know people and if you know people then you know of people and then when you hear the people talking like a jayz song,and its coming from offical people, you shake your head and laugh and think like damn….if you heard half the shit i heard this past week you’d prob either paint it bullshit or whatever, but yo word up these rappers are just people they dont do shit for us, they dont even entertain us they just lie to us, im mad bitter when it comes to rap, i used to see this shit as a dream land,but mannn shit is around the corner up the block and i dont even walk that way when i leave my crib anymore, i walk the opposite direction

  145. Joe 88 Says:

    WTF is a “ballroom movie”?

    ^I think that’s what makes that statement so funny, cause I think I understand what he’s talking bout, but I really don’t. lol

  146. D. Billz Says:

    Joe88

    I shoulda known it was WSHH. Best site for hiphop fuckery.

  147. Backatit Says:

    Morning to all…

    I know they’re Gucci, but I wouldn’t be caught wearing those. It’s what dishwashers would wear while stylin on cooks at a restaurant.

  148. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    …SMH, shout out my Lil’Mama in Paris burnin it down, callin goin nuts in the Louie Spot, my phone bill is already nuts… the longer she stays, the more noOne else will get christmas gifts. …Sorry Mom, aun’tee, Sisters, granny88…

  149. D. Billz Says:

    Agrees @ CS88

  150. digital scales Says:

    Co sign billz, that shit post anything lol

    They even got porn bitches (C) Joey budden

    PORN BITCHES????? (c) Green

  151. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    *Tells girls to meet me in the future later*
    *Entices them to buy me Lavender & Fuscia Gators*
    *Is introduced to player haters & heavy weighters*

  152. b-ease Says:

    ***That chick with the gap is kinda sexy,

    ^^
    Yea, shorty is phat is shit.

  153. kevfresco Says:

    Johnathan Osterman Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:49 am
    # kevfresco Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    back up in this bitch…..

    locked & loaded….

    who wants to start 1st?

    ^^

    AYOga Flaming

    ^^^
    thas all you got to say?

    i pretty much knew it’d be a bunch of crickets gone wild.

  154. Joe 88 Says:

    smh @ lil flip using autotune.

    really smh @ me wasting :47 seconds of my life listening to that shit

  155. Big Homie Says:

    LOL @ BH- maaaaaaan, me and wifey went out for New Years a couple of years ago, and she went to the restroom…while she was out, some chick (bad ass redbone), came up to me, and said she had a eyelash in her eye, and asked me to blow it out —I was drunk out of my mind and my judgment was questionable, so I prolly said “aiight”- I don’t remember- anyway, when wifey came back, there was some broad sitting on my lap- I lost for that one…damn you, Henne, lol…I can’t remember what club it was, but the shit was poppin- chicks were coming up to me all night…one of the few times I wanted to slip off my ring, lol- of course, I didn’t, though-wifey’s been holding it down for a minute now, since I was a broke nigga from the PJs, I’d have to be retarded to fuck that up over some random ass…

    ^ LMAOOOO too funny. Yea that is why I do not bring my other with me to the club especially when I get drunk. I remember taking my girl to the club one night and I got so drunk. She had my cell on her so I wouldnt lose it and some chick kept blowling my shit up. She ignored it but eventually picked up and they talked. It was some chick that I banged a few weeks ago before. They didnt find out about each other that night on the phone though, they just talked. I guess telling her that I was okay or whatever..blah blah blah. My girl must of recognized her name because it was a few weeks after all this my girl noticed her name in a group email. Which is why I now bcc on all group emails work and personal related and I am big on people bcc my email addy when they send mass emails. So my girl saw the email that I sent out to everybody and emailed her. My girl had the nerve to print out their convo and that is how they found out about each other.

  156. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Big= most quoted emcee, ever…only one close is Rakim

  157. D. Billz Says:

    # Backatit Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Morning to all…

    I know they’re Gucci, but I wouldn’t be caught wearing those. It’s what dishwashers would wear while stylin on cooks at a restaurant.

    ^ *takes self to top of a high-rise*

    *see if I can sky-dive*

    Props to anyone who can guess where I jacked that from.

  158. Big Homie Says:

    The day the earth stood still would be a All New Cam & Max B Mixtape.

    ^ COSIGN

  159. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    AYOga Flaming

    ^
    thas all you got to say?

    i pretty much knew it’d be a bunch of crickets gone wild.

    ^

    Huh?

    I aint got nothin to say to you blud

    All I’m sayin is you entered the room on some Dhalsim shit

  160. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    Agrees @ CS88

    ^^^
    … how about a reBooted DipSet? No Jim, no Zeek, no Santana, Add Max.

  161. Joe 88 Says:

    @ Kev

    It’s over man, no it’s really over. We’ve moved on already, the “dark vader chancletas” line deaded the whole conversation.

    *Pats kev on the back* (n/h)

    It’s alright man.

  162. The Watcherz Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Big Homie Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
    I should go see The Day The Earth Stood Still, at the IMAX theater.

    ^
    The day the earth stood still would be a All New Cam & Max B Mixtape.

    ^^
    i got drunk and fell asleep on it was so wack to me

  163. b-ease Says:

    *Is introduced to player haters & heavy weighters*

    ^^
    *the chicks drink cris until they piss the shit*

  164. Big Homie Says:

    i got drunk and fell asleep on it was so wack to me

    ^ Sounds like the last chick I banged

  165. b-ease Says:

    The day the earth stood still would be a All New Cam & Max B Mixtape.

    ^ COSIGN

    ^^
    Word crazy, that would be an ill title…

  166. digital scales Says:

    Yo joe what if hell rell was the one exposing max, would you listen?

    Or would you consider it bullshit and dismiss it?

  167. D. Billz Says:

    The Watcherz

    What was wack about the movie?

  168. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:00 am
    The day the earth stood still would be a All New Cam & Max B Mixtape.

    ^ COSIGN

    ^^
    Word crazy, that would be an ill title…

    ^^^
    whats Ill is that cam been on the low for a minute, and something like that would bring him Right back to the top of the game.

    even with Jim fuckin with dame, Jim will always be Cam’s Hype man, No way Jim gets Cam status as long as Cam is around.

  169. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Stop your bloodclart crying,
    The kids, the dog…everybody dying, no lyin
    So dont you get suspicious
    I’m BIG dangerous, your jus a likkle vicious
    As I leave my competition respirator style
    Climb the ladder to success escalator style

  170. digital scales Says:

    LF: I never seen a nigga get so much hate in his own boro like fat joe

  171. b-ease Says:

    Yo joe what if hell rell was the one exposing max, would you listen?

    Or would you consider it bullshit and dismiss it?

    ^^
    digi, just tell us what you heard about max fam lol

  172. D. Billz Says:

    # digital scales Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Yo joe what if hell rell was the one exposing max, would you listen?

    Or would you consider it bullshit and dismiss it?

    ^I know this was addressed to Joe, but after French said he got shot in his ass and was sellin’ mixtapes outta his trunk, I don’t know. Lol

  173. b-ease Says:

    Big= most quoted emcee, ever

    ^^
    It’s not even close…

  174. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    *Climbs the ladder to succes with no effort, not even moving*
    *Escalator Style*

  175. The Watcherz Says:

    i got drunk and fell asleep on it was so wack to me

    ^ Sounds like the last chick I banged

    ^^
    me and my niggas was so mad it was mad we was acting like real ignorant jersey niggas trowing bottles hitting bitches with jolly ranchers yelling and slap boxing in the movie theater and play fighting in that shit

  176. Joe 88 Says:

    Yo joe what if hell rell was the one exposing max, would you listen?

    Or would you consider it bullshit and dismiss it?

    ^Dismiss it. I never liked ruger rell, dude is like uncle murder w/o the charisma. And listen to stories of a ninja killing people all day is wack if his ad-libs game isnt tight, lol

  177. digital scales Says:

    I know you see thats crazy, what if its solid proof, niggas still wont care! lol i love this game (C) nba

    Yo benard calmate mamao, i dont know nada im just asking joe some devil advocate-esque questions, ok, sammamabambeech

  178. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Big= most quoted emcee, ever

    ^^
    It’s not even close…

    ^^^
    no sur.
    Slick Rick
    KRS
    Rakim
    BDK

  179. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Big= most quoted emcee, ever

    ^^
    It’s not even close…
    ^^^

    I say Rakim Allah

  180. digital scales Says:

    Dismiss it. I never liked ruger rell, dude is like uncle murder w/o the charisma. And listen to stories of a ninja killing people all day is wack if his ad-libs game isnt tight, lol
    ^^^
    deaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd co sign

  181. kevfresco Says:

    @ J. O.

    theres some sort of edicate for entering rooms?

    @ joe 88
    i was really refering to b-ease w/his ‘kevfrescos a chump’ statement.

    but whateva…here i is…fit for convo.

    no worries.

  182. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:05 am
    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Big= most quoted emcee, ever

    ^^
    It’s not even close…

    ^^^
    no sur.
    Slick Rick
    KRS
    Rakim
    BDK
    ^^
    co-sizzle

  183. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Big= most quoted emcee, ever

    ^^
    It’s not even close…

    **I know, right? That’s why it’s stupid that some niggas try to dismiss his claim to the throne based on longetivity, or lack thereof- the fact that he left such a deep footprint in the game (no fat jokes) at age 24, and after only two albums is obscene….I can listen to old Biggie records (no oldhead) and still SMH @ the dopeness some of his quotables….

  184. digital scales Says:

    Whats the so called beef with max and rell about anyway where did that start anybody know how the internet is painting it??

    Joe? lol

  185. Joe 88 Says:

    i was really refering to b-ease w/his ‘kevfrescos a chump’ statement

    ^Oh, I forgot all about that one.

    lol @ the word “chump” I haven’t heard that one in a minute

  186. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    IMHO

    “You’re Nobody Til Somebody Kills You” is one of the greatest hiphop song of all time

    This shit has me in a trance everytime I play it

    It literally reaches a double figure play count everytime

  187. digital scales Says:

    **I know, right? That’s why it’s stupid that some niggas try to dismiss his claim to the throne based on longetivity, or lack thereof- the fact that he left such a deep footprint in the game (no fat jokes) at age 24, and after only two albums is obscene
    ^^^
    WHO? WHO DOESNT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?!

    DEAD

  188. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “You’re Nobody Til Somebody Kills You” is one of the greatest hiphop song of all time

    ***Word…SMH @ me not knowing that it was paying homage to a Frank Sinatra song, for the longest time (no Billy Joel)

  189. The Watcherz Says:

    The Watcherz

    What was wack about the movie?
    ^^
    its get intresting to Bizarre to straight dumb in a matter of an hour…..The nerd part of me coundent even enjoy it son. to be honest i think reeves was over acting to much cheesy shit and the momma alien looked straight bootleg as hell

  190. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    coundent

    ***damn

  191. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Most quoted MCs of all time (in NO order):

    BIG
    Slick Rick
    Kane
    Rakim
    Prodigy
    Jay-Z

  192. A tribe called quest Says:

    i used to throw cards at people pretending i was gambit

  193. Nanyanen Says:

    *daps all*

    Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? wtf?

  194. The Watcherz Says:

    coundent

    ***damn
    ^^
    yea u right excuse the morning dumbness

  195. Joe 88 Says:

    I don’t know how hell rell & max started beefing. Really I don’t keep up with max b beefs, like they really don’t help his music like how beef would help a guy like 50 music.

    I didn’t even watch the hell rell interviews about max, after he said he be posted up outside the 40/40 every night I came to the conclusion that he’s a fucking idiot

    I did watch the frenchie ones tho, they was funny

    I just one question

    what color is your mother?

    *dead*

  196. Big Homie Says:

    Tupac too

  197. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Chris Benoit’d:

    LAGUNA NIGUEL, Calif. (AP) – A mixed martial arts fighter and his wife were found shot to death in a Laguna Niguel condominium in what authorities said was an apparent murder-suicide.

    The bodies of Justin Levens and his wife, Sarah McLean-Levens, were found Wednesday afternoon, Orange County sheriff’s officials said. The 28-year-old Levens competed in the Ultimate Fighting Championship and other organizations.

    Sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino said the couple was found by the woman’s mother, who called 911.

    Lt. Mike Jansen says further information would be released Thursday.

    Levens had a 9-8 record, fighting with the UFC, WEC and IFL among other promotions, according to The Fight Network. It reported that his last fight was an Oct. 18, 2007 loss to Kenny Ento.

  198. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    HEY, is this the MILF rule? i sent to a female friend of mine:
    yea, u are. its by default. if ur a hot chick & have kids & after that u still look good, ass dont sag & tits dont touch your stomach. ur a MILF. thats the rule.

  199. b-ease Says:

    i was really refering to b-ease w/his ‘kevfrescos a chump’ statement.

    ^^
    I didnt say you were a chump fam. I said you would be if you didnt pop up (ll) today. And you did, so chill out.

  200. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Aight I’m out

    Peace To The Nahggs & Lurks

    Knowledge.

  201. The Watcherz Says:

    i used to throw cards at people pretending i was gambit
    ^^
    i use take 3 pencils acting like wolverine when i was little lol

  202. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    A tribe called quest Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am
    i used to throw cards at people pretending i was gambit

    ***LMAO…that X-men cartoon in the mid/late 90s was crack

  203. digital scales Says:

    I just one question

    what color is your mother?
    ^^^
    Yo i stood saying that shit for dayssss

    Stop niggas in the middle of they sentence to ask them what color is their fucking mother

    deead

  204. Johnathan Osterman Says:

    Yea U right Big Homie

    Cant forget Pac

    100.

  205. b-ease Says:

    if ur a hot chick & have kids & after that u still look good, ass dont sag & tits dont touch your stomach. ur a MILF. thats the rule.

    ^^
    Yeah, technically that’s true. But at the same time, I think there’s a presumed age minimum on MILF’s too, even tho based on the acronym it’s not explicit. I’d have a hard time referring to a woman under 30 as a MILF even tho by definition she would be.

  206. Joe 88 Says:

    I know 2pac isnt a fan favorite with most of ya’ll but how can’t he not be on that list?

    Every beef song after “hit em up” had a line from that song in it

    jay-z quoted 2pac more than big on Bp2, i’m not saying ninjas don’t get quoted more, but pac should be on those list of ya’ll’s

  207. b-ease Says:

    Yo benard calmate mamao, i dont know nada im just asking joe some devil advocate-esque questions, ok, sammamabambeech

    ^^
    I’m gonna assume that calmate means calm lol. overstood.

  208. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I think the term “MILF” implies that a chick has at least high school aged kids? At least that’s my take on it…

  209. BUSY SELLIN ROCK GANG Says:

    NEWMILLIE IS THE HARDEST COMMIN OUT OF Y.O. YA DIIGGG

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NEWMILLZ CRACK MUSIC

  210. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Every beef song after “hit em up” had a line from that song in it

    ***not true at all…Pac belongs on the list, though..

  211. b-ease Says:

    no sur.
    Slick Rick
    KRS
    Rakim
    BDK

    ^^
    All those dudes are up there, but I don’t know, I still think Wallace got this one…

  212. digital scales Says:

    Ya better leave dem hoes aloneeeeeeee

  213. Joe 88 Says:

    Stop niggas in the middle of they sentence to ask them what color is their fucking mother

    *Dead*

    I can imagine you doing that too. That clip was tooooooo funny, it’s like after the 3rd time you knew what he was gonna say, but it was still funny

    Oh yeah, I can’t respect no ninja that hit there mother, knocked em out for that matter, if that is true, hell rell is a buster

  214. Big Homie Says:

    Wooooo just realized Roxy Reynolds text me at 1:20 a.m.. “Hey babe. Not here yet btw. lll be there the 19th-22nd”. Makes sense. She’ll make more dough here on the weekends. A lot of people in town.

    *does running man*

    My boss at the part time job text me just now saying that my register last night was $40 short. I hope he doesn’t expect me to pay it back. This dumb fuck had me work dolo for 4 hours during the holidays. If he is trying to come at me like I stole that shit and pay it back, he can forget that shit. I can give up my one day a week working there and work at another store. Fuckin bitch.

  215. digital scales Says:

    And do lots of dumpininnnnnnnnnn

  216. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SMH @ scary ass white boys at my job- “I wanna go to McDonald’s for lunch, but I don’t wanna get caught in the middle of a gang fight”..wow…some herb ass m’fukkas should just telecommute…

  217. Ty big's Says:

    Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am
    *daps all*

    Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? wtf?

    Louis CK = best living comedian

  218. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:15 am
    I think the term “MILF” implies that a chick has at least high school aged kids? At least that’s my take on it…

    ^^^
    Ummm, good point. like a young bitch, 17 with a kid is not REALLY a milf… i say the MILF rule goes into effect @ age 29.

  219. kevfresco Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am
    i was really refering to b-ease w/his ‘kevfrescos a chump’ statement.

    ^^
    I didnt say you were a chump fam. I said you would be if you didnt pop up (ll) today. And you did, so chill out.

    ^^^
    how am i hot?

    i came in here they way i wanted and niccas got on they 1’s.

    aint my fault(c) silk da shocker

  220. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? wtf?

    Louis CK = best living comedian

    **Have you seen his latest standup? Hilarity..”Being white is the shit- you can pretty much get a time machine, and go to any period in history, and be just fine- except for the future”

    ***Daps Ty

  221. Nanyanen Says:

    does the list include times their lyrics were sampled or scratched into a track? if so, BIG all day. (II)

  222. Big Homie Says:

    If I was to jack shit it wouldnt be no $40. It would be more like $4,000 or case the whole joint for shoes and clothing

    $40???…bitch please. I make that an hour commenting on Nahright all day

    I get pissed when people talk shit, start shit, and accuse me of shit

  223. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    aint my fault(c) silk da shocker

    ***a pox upon thee, for putting that song in my head (none)

    **does “Color Purple” hand gesture…”everything you do….”

  224. b-ease Says:

    **Have you seen his latest standup? Hilarity..”Being white is the shit- you can pretty much get a time machine, and go to any period in history, and be just fine- except for the future”

    ^^
    Yo, that’s fucking hilarious. I gotta check that out.

  225. Joe 88 Says:

    not true at all…Pac belongs on the list, though..

    ^lol, I know not “every” song, but a whole lot of them. Jay-Z gets quoted alot too, or atleast he did a few years back, I got this one lil wayne mixtape where he is so far stuck under the crease of jigga balls it was disgusting (n/h) he rapped over every jigga beat on the black album, he loved him some jigga

    Hey beyonce, you fucking wit a G, so ya’ll lil sister should be fucking with me

    SMFH ninja wanted to go on double dates & shit, what type of fag shit……? Wanted to get married into the family

  226. b-ease Says:

    aint my fault(c) silk da shocker

    ^^
    I don’t give a fuck what nobody say, Charge it to the game was CRACK.

    *ducks*

  227. Big Homie Says:

    I think the term “MILF” implies that a chick has at least high school aged kids? At least that’s my take on it…

    ^ MILF = most broads I know from the Langley/Tacoma Park Urea

  228. D. Billz Says:

    # Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    *daps all*

    Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? wtf?

    ^Yup. And his last comedy special had me in TEARRRRS.

  229. digital scales Says:

    http://www.news4jax.com/news/18295358/detail.html#-

    Wow accusing a 9 year old girl of selling drugs for giving some kid a cough drop

  230. Joe 88 Says:

    Being white is the shit- you can pretty much get a time machine, and go to any period in history, and be just fine- except for the future”

    *Dead*

  231. kevfresco Says:

    **does “Color Purple” hand gesture…”everything you do….”

    ^^^
    *dead*

  232. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Big Homie- back when I used to work at Kinko’s by Eastern Market, the manager tried to give me shit (none) about being 4 cents OVER on my register, talking about, “it’s like stealing from customers”..GTFOH- I never went back; i was looking for an excuse to quit anyways, since I was commuting from Gaithersburg at the time…the worst thing in the world is having a 9-5, and having unemployed or hustling roomates/friends- you come home all tired and stressed out, and them ninjas are animated and having fun—hate almost surely ensues…

  233. Joe 88 Says:

    Charge it to the game was CRACK.

    ^Yes it was.

  234. Nanyanen Says:

    i am DL that new Louis CK shit as we speak.
    *downloads torrent*
    *waits for something to happen with file*
    *blank stare directly at torrent*

  235. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:11 am
    HEY, is this the MILF rule? i sent to a female friend of mine:
    yea, u are. its by default. if ur a hot chick & have kids & after that u still look good, ass dont sag & tits dont touch your stomach. ur a MILF. thats the rule.
    ^^^

    My rules go a bit different…

    BUSTDOWN COMBINATION

    Some big titties
    a gut
    at least 1 kid

  236. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ MILF = most broads I know from the Langley/Tacoma Park Urea

    ***Huh? That area is garbage, for chicks—at least go the extra 5 miles to Silver Spring, lol…I lived in Langley Park for like 5 yrs of my life, and I still get my hair cut there….

  237. Ty big's Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? wtf?

    Louis CK = best living comedian

    **Have you seen his latest standup? Hilarity..”Being white is the shit- you can pretty much get a time machine, and go to any period in history, and be just fine- except for the future”

    ***Daps Ty

    …. yessir I dropped he link in here for a bunch of people and I swear I could hear them laughing through my laptop he’s like

    ” don’t get me wrong I’m not saying being black is bad I’m just saying clearly being white is better I mean how can you ever deny that shit, if there was a way to change what race you are I’d re-up every year like o hell yeah I want white again, and I’m a man how man advantages can one person have in life “

  238. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:22 am
    # Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    *daps all*

    Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? wtf?

    ^Yup. And his last comedy special had me in TEARRRRS.

    ***Don’t forget that like 95% of Dane Cook’s material was stolen from him, as well…

  239. The Watcherz Says:

    nigga who that
    nigga we that

    how the fuck do shawti redd get his 808″‘s like that without it clipping his engineer the truth

  240. Big Homie Says:

    Icon: give you shit for being over?? I am not to thrilled about it, but dont text me/call me at my real job with that bullshit and start accusing shit. I probably accidently gave a customer 40 bucks or deposited an extra 40. And if so, Im still not paying it back. Shouldnt of scheduled me dolo last night. I racked up a G in sales from 7 to 9 alone. I only work Wed nights and I do do a G in a month normally. I was busy as shit.

    Ayo at Kinkos LOL

  241. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Ty- the Cinnabon “fat faggot snacks” (none) routine had me in tears….”If you’ve never had a Cinnabon, it’s like a gooey donut/cinnamon bun thing, and they give you a side order of warm jizz (none) glaze”

  242. Big Homie Says:

    ***Huh? That area is garbage, for chicks—at least go the extra 5 miles to Silver Spring, lol…I lived in Langley Park for like 5 yrs of my life, and I still get my hair cut there….

    ^ I know but the older spanish chicks out there are

  243. digital scales Says:

    Question, why would the government not go in on Ron Paul for associating with Alex Jones, I mean Alex Jones shits on the united states government in 20 different ways, and he’s really up front and has a syndicated radio show and a very popular Internet site and Ron Paul be up there every other week talking about bush and company, obama and company ect.., why doesn’t that relationship get spoken about???, cause i mean in the eyes of the administration and Alex Jones has said it himself that in the eyes of the bush administration he’s a terrorist…I like Ron Paul but he doesn’t co sign an inside job on 911, he says that we were attacked, but he does believe that they’re gonna set up a one world government and all these people are puppets

  244. Nanyanen Says:

    What was that cell phone skit on Charge It To Da Game? ‘This aint no muthafuckin P!’
    That skit sealed the deal.

  245. A tribe called quest Says:

    everything under bush went to shit, the school system is pretty much paranoid at every little shit that happens. Just when you think people were getting over colombine, bush gotta insist fear into those that are vulnerable

  246. Ty big's Says:

    for any you have not seen the new louis ck

    http://www.ninjavideo.net/video/16061

    the entire shit is classic ridiculously hysterical

  247. kevfresco Says:

    $1 for a COUGHDROP!?…

    i gotta get my son on his halls distribution game @ his school then….

    fuk that by the end of the cold season next year he can cop his own spring quater sneaks.

  248. b-ease Says:

    Good looks on that link ty *daps*

  249. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “I cannot sell you a Cinnabon my friend, they’re old and stale”

    “Look, I made the bad decision to eat a Cinnabon right now, so I’m going to eat a fuckin’ Cinnabon…that’s out of your hands…the only thing you have power over right now is whether or not we both end up in the newspaper tomorrow”

  250. D. Billz Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Being white is the shit- you can pretty much get a time machine, and go to any period in history, and be just fine- except for the future”

    *Dead*

    ^ *rubs eyes*

    HOL’ UP… (c) Martin

    Joe let me find out you a Louis CK fan on the low. I didn’t think white comedians was your speed. Lol

  251. digital scales Says:

    I say give them kids years in weight

    Weigh the cough drops, every gram is a year

  252. Ty big's Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am
    @ Ty- the Cinnabon “fat faggot snacks” (none) routine had me in tears….”If you’ve never had a Cinnabon, it’s like a gooey donut/cinnamon bun thing, and they give you a side order of warm jizz (none) glaze”

    …… I was stopped to get on at the airport THAT I WAS ARRIVING at ? you understand why thats extra disgusting right , I got fruits and bananas and shit at my house but no I needed a cinabon and there was only one left and they guy was gonna throw it it away, and I was like nope uh-uh no buddy I’ll take that give it to me ” no sir you don’t want this this very old no good ” listen buddy I’m gonna eat you decide if we’re gonna be in the paper the next morning either way thats going in my mouth ”

    also LMAO @ him saying they should start calling them fat faggot treats

  253. A tribe called quest Says:

    Thugacation by term ft lil fame = Volcano fire

  254. D. Billz Says:

    ***Don’t forget that like 95% of Dane Cook’s material was stolen from him, as well…

    ^You really think so, though? I watched Dane’s last special and though it was weaker than the first one he did on HBO, I didn’t see the comparisons.

  255. Nanyanen Says:

    Homie, they give you any hints to shave the beard today?

    Get a beard trimmer. No man should be denied the right to have facial hair, but landscaping is a must.

    ole final boss on Big Trouble in Little China, beard to the floor having ass…

    no shots, tho

  256. Joe 88 Says:

    Joe let me find out you a Louis CK fan on the low. I didn’t think white comedians was your speed. Lol

    ^I got down with louis threw ya’ll (n/h), but george carlon is one of my favorite comedians, he had a special in the 90’s that had me in tears. Dude said something about not voting on that special shit was crazy funny.

    Jokes is jokes.

  257. Big Homie Says:

    Homie, they give you any hints to shave the beard today?

    ^ Naw but I am sure I will at the Xmas party later on today. People will probably be more blunt about it during off hours and alcohol in them. I can see someone pulling me to the side and say “so and so said..”

  258. kevfresco Says:

    oh shit this white boi is stupid.

    “meehhhh…!”

    “shut up faggot!”

    *dead*

    i’m bout to get into this.

  259. Ty big's Says:

    digital scales Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am
    Question, why would the government not go in on Ron Paul for associating with Alex Jones, I mean Alex Jones shits on the united states government in 20 different ways, and he’s really up front and has a syndicated radio show and a very popular Internet site and Ron Paul be up there every other week talking about bush and company, obama and company ect.., why doesn’t that relationship get spoken about???, cause i mean in the eyes of the administration and Alex Jones has said it himself that in the eyes of the bush administration he’s a terrorist…I like Ron Paul but he doesn’t co sign an inside job on 911, he says that we were attacked, but he does believe that they’re gonna set up a one world government and all these people are puppets

    ….. because they like to ignore him treating him and anyone who follows him as cooks, for the record Ron Paul has demanded a more detailed look into 9/11 he definitely believe the gov’t knew about it and let it happen I’m just not sure he thinks they planned the whole thing on their own but he knows some shady shit went down and has challenged bush and cheney on the absurdity of the 9/11 commission report repeatedly

  260. Digital Scales Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Homie, they give you any hints to shave the beard today?

    ^ Naw but I am sure I will at the Xmas party later on today. People will probably be more blunt about it during off hours and alcohol in them. I can see someone pulling me to the side and say “so and so said..”
    ^^^
    Dead

  261. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz: check both of these links (none)- the first one, Louis addresses the alleged theft, the second link shows a side by side comparison of their material:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRcem3Nk17s&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_xfJZxvto

  262. Ty big's Says:

    also if Ron Paul wants to keep his spot and voice and hope and pray someone someday will listen to him he can not take them on full steam all alone basically we need more ron Pauls

  263. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “that nigger made the shit out of my coffee” Which was weird, because he wasn’t even black…

  264. kevfresco Says:

    yo dude totally rationalized the use of the n-word by white folks….

    shits real.

  265. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhf34DceY4vXXW9YBt

    ^WHOA?? Has anybody seen this video yet. I had no idea this was out

  266. Ty big's Says:

    * bumps dialated people worst comes to first *

    one of the best songs ever

  267. S.I.C.K Says:

    *wonders to self if anybody realized my absence*”negrow please”

    Peace

    Had a death in the family so I was low profile yesterday.I sincerely believe that people know when they are going to die.My grandpops died of lung cancer.Correction he died from his first chemo treatment.Anyway the day befroe he passed,he called me out the blue as if he wanted to tell me something.We spoke briefly on the phone but the convo was`nt really cohesive.

    Olivia Clark rip was my best friend of 20 years mother.Stomach cancer claimed her after she called me 2 weeks ago to tell me how she had just beat it into remission.She sounded really tired on the phone.I kinda knew then it was a wrap.Fucked up thing is that me and her son ain`t close,and we don`t speak at all,there`s no solid way to call him to tell him his mom`s is gone.They had a fucked up relationship which is why she kinda adopted me as a son.

    Moving along……..day n nite collie budz remix is CRAZY!!! undesribable is CRAZY!Anybody doubting Bustas place in the game should be stoned to death with jellybeans.That Kardinal Offishal/barrington levy remix dutty jawn is CRAZY!!! Nah right is on a fucking roll!!!!! Oh yeah! I`m riding with Uncle murder now.I`m convinced!!!! Not the most lyrical by a longshot,but you hear truth in his words.That resonates with me cause I`m a blue blooded brooklyn nigga.Niggas was doing the smurf/spank/whop/mike tyson dances…there was no superman crank shit to speak of.Ahhh memories

  268. Digital Scales Says:

    # Ty big’s Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    digital scales Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am
    Question, why would the government not go in on Ron Paul for associating with Alex Jones, I mean Alex Jones shits on the united states government in 20 different ways, and he’s really up front and has a syndicated radio show and a very popular Internet site and Ron Paul be up there every other week talking about bush and company, obama and company ect.., why doesn’t that relationship get spoken about???, cause i mean in the eyes of the administration and Alex Jones has said it himself that in the eyes of the bush administration he’s a terrorist…I like Ron Paul but he doesn’t co sign an inside job on 911, he says that we were attacked, but he does believe that they’re gonna set up a one world government and all these people are puppets

    ….. because they like to ignore him treating him and anyone who follows him as cooks, for the record Ron Paul has demanded a more detailed look into 9/11 he definitely believe the gov’t knew about it and let it happen I’m just not sure he thinks they planned the whole thing on their own but he knows some shady shit went down and has challenged bush and cheney on the absurdity of the 9/11 commission report repeatedly
    ^^^
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwdguNZczg8

  269. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    kevfresco Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:43 am
    yo dude totally rationalized the use of the n-word by white folks….

    shits real.

    ***he broke down that term “the N-word” too—what, you’re too chickenshit to say it out loud, so you’re making me say it in my head? Fuck you!!!

  270. D. Billz Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Joe let me find out you a Louis CK fan on the low. I didn’t think white comedians was your speed. Lol

    ^I got down with louis threw ya’ll (n/h), but george carlon is one of my favorite comedians, he had a special in the 90’s that had me in tears. Dude said something about not voting on that special shit was crazy funny.

    Jokes is jokes.

    ^I’da never took you for a Carlon fan either. Lol. But it’s good to know you’re well-rounded (hell nah). I agree, jokes is jokes. Funny is funny.

    Just like Mooney spewed that Martin’s show was coonish. I’m like, in what way? Martin only emphasized the stereotypes that most of us were familiar with AND he was known for not embracing the mainstream’s (read: white amerikkka’s) standards. All of his stand-ups he cracked on white people, just not in a preachy way. And the background of his show always had Afrocentric themes and pictures. His movies, on the other hand, could be up for debate. But anything else, nah.

  271. Digital Scales Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOpEs1AFI7I

    Here ty this is peep this

  272. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    LF: Stepbrothers is the funniest shit I seen this year

    2nd: Zohan

  273. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhf34DceY4vXXW9YBt

    CRACK

  274. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz, re: Martin- what, you didn’t know that Black people aren’t supposed to have fun, and all of our comedy is supposed to be cerebral and Oprah approved? “Martin” showcased a lot of physical comedy, which is frowned on in the AA community…if Jim Carrey was black, he’d be considered a coon…real talk…

  275. kevfresco Says:

    ahhhhh this dude louis is loose!

  276. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LF: Stepbrothers is the funniest shit I seen this year

    **Co-sign- that shit was hilarious, start to finish…

  277. b-ease Says:

    I`m riding with Uncle murder now.I`m convinced!!!!

    ^^
    Word. *daps S.I.C.K.*

  278. Big Homie Says:

    I was watching the Martin episode the other day when they were at the couples retreat.

    Man sit’cho dumb ass down

  279. Ty big's Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:42 am
    “that nigger made the shit out of my coffee” Which was weird, because he wasn’t even black…

    kevfresco Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:43 am
    yo dude totally rationalized the use of the n-word by white folks….

    shits real.

    …. that, the use of faggot and cunt ( it’s such a beautiful word and I mean astetically (sp? ) is just pure comedic genuis

  280. D. Billz Says:

    iCon

    Damn. Louis CK officially aired him out. Well, Dane Cook got one more comedy special to do before I can say he’s wack.

    On another note… be prepared for ’09 to be the year that comedians beef on Youtube.

    You heard it here first.

  281. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Dane Cook biting off of Demitri Martin (none):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVSwBfyXe4&feature=related

  282. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    @ Billz, re: Martin- what, you didn’t know that Black people aren’t supposed to have fun, and all of our comedy is supposed to be cerebral and Oprah approved? “Martin” showcased a lot of physical comedy, which is frowned on in the AA community…if Jim Carrey was black, he’d be considered a coon…real talk…

    ^Fam, I couldn’t have said it any better. Emphatic bro-sign.

  283. Joe 88 Says:

    My aunt (r.i.p) use to say the same thing about the martin show, but in his first few seasons, he wore hella black owned brand clothes, like you said, had hella afrocentric themes, etc. To me, shoes of the 70’s looked more coonish than martin, good times really, like we was talking bout that sunday at the studio, sometimes I laugh, and other times it hurts my heart to watch good times, the imgaes good times put out there are crazy, way worse than martin to me “james having a 4th grade education, them being poor, them being very spiritual, etc” I really had to turn the T.V on the episode “black jesus” the one where JJ painted a picture of black jesus & they started getting lucky. C’mon, what image is that putting out there? Waaaaay worse than martin, and if you noticed they never made it out the ghetto, smh. Mooney lost a few points with me on that one

  284. Digital Scales Says:

    DEAD at 100 dudes robbing the corner store wow hahaahahahahahah

  285. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Dane Cook got one more comedy special to do before I can say he’s wack.

    ***Co-sign; that one special he did on HBO was hilarious, though—“A B&E? What’s that, bacon and eggs? If so, of course I’m ready for a B&E, cuz that shit’s delicious”…

  286. Big Homie Says:

    I’ve hurrrt people Ginnnnaaaa. I threw em out my house. I threw em out my car. The radio station. Im not right……Im not right…..Im not riiiiiiiiight

  287. Joe 88 Says:

    Man sit’cho dumb ass down

    *dead*

    Remember eariler today when I told you to sit’cho dumb ass down? That wasn’t right

    HAHAHAHAHA, martin is funny as shit

    that’s what I do gina, I THROW PEOPLE OOOOOUUUUUUTTT!!!!

  288. b-ease Says:

    Being a communications major, we used to have talks about coonery in pop culture all the time. Good times got thrown off the bus more often than not. After James died, I can see, but before they were actually dealing with some weighty issues in an ill way. JJ was comic relief, and it was clear that he was an intelligent kid, just silly.

    But with Martin, the main complaint (from the females of course) was the relationship between Gina and Martin. They said it was borderline verbablly abusive. I don’t see it. I mean, Matin’s a dick on the show but that was kind of the point wasnt it? And Gina dished out as good as she gave. At least that’s how I always saw it.

    Now that R&B McDonalds commercial?? That’s a whole nother story…lol

  289. kevfresco Says:

    a quater cup of water sloshing around his asshole?
    *dead*
    thas some whiteboi shit. real john rambo.

  290. D. Billz Says:

    Damn. Dane’s swackery is outta hand. SMFH

  291. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Joe…co-sign the coonishness of 70s shows, word to Jay Leno being a head writer on “Good Times”…I still love those shows (Good Times, Sanford (G.O.A.T.), What’s Happenin (based on “Cooley High”, but how?), the Jeffersons (Martin stole a lot of George’s swag, IMO), though…

  292. Ty big's Says:

    @ digi – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwdguNZczg8

    he is in the middle of the republican debate to try and get the nomination to run for president he already has a slim shit in hell theres no way he can stand there with those republicans and say that or they would take him out back and have him shot right there on the spot but theres mad clips of him wilding the fuck out asking to look into the inconsistentcies of the 9/11 report and how we need to get to the truth about what really happened, but if your in a republician debate hoping to win their nomination saying anything close to 9/11 ws an inside job or even known about would be ether overdose and he would get William Cooper’d

  293. Digital Scales Says:

    Joe you gon do anything with that paperwork instrumental

  294. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:48 am
    LF: Stepbrothers is the funniest shit I seen this year

    **Co-sign- that shit was hilarious, start to finish…
    ^^^

    I find new funny shit with each viewing

  295. b-ease Says:

    word to Jay Leno being a head writer on “Good Times”

    ^^
    Word? You learn something new every…

  296. kevfresco Says:

    jizzy hot syrup?

    *FLOORED*

    fat faggot treat?

    *death*

  297. Ty big's Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:52 am
    Dane Cook got one more comedy special to do before I can say he’s wack.

    ***Co-sign; that one special he did on HBO was hilarious, though—”A B&E? What’s that, bacon and eggs? If so, of course I’m ready for a B&E, cuz that shit’s delicious”…

    …… the way he flipped that one big joke about bible was hysterical I can’t deny that otherwise i hate the joke stealing thief ….

  298. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    But with Martin, the main complaint (from the females of course) was the relationship between Gina and Martin. They said it was borderline verbablly abusive. I don’t see it. I mean, Matin’s a dick on the show but that was kind of the point wasnt it? And Gina dished out as good as she gave. At least that’s how I always saw it.

    ***A good parallel to Martin and Gina is Doug and Carrie on King and Queens, and they get none of the same flack, yet they go back and forth just as much…another example of how Black TV is supposed to be boring…every black show has been accused of cooning it up at one point or another, except for Cosby, despite Bill’s incessant mugging and ‘flicted ass dancing….

  299. Joe 88 Says:

    Digi – Maybe. I’m not in a rapping mood, haven’t been since monday. Prolly don’t go back till after the holidays. Whne you OD on the studio, you gotta stay away to re-build that hunger, but if I was getting paid to rap, I would never leave that mu’fukka, lol

  300. Nanyanen Says:

    Billz,

    that shit has been going on for a while. joe rogan accusing carlos mencelia of stealing jokes, on stage w them in front of an audience… youtube never fails.

    and clips of comedians dealing w hecklers>>>

  301. b-ease Says:

    (based on “Cooley High”, but how?),

    ^^
    I always wondered that. Did it take place in the same location maybe? Did Rog and them go to the same high school cochise did? Like a different story set in the same universe? Or was Rog supposed to be based on the Col from Different World (I forgot his name in Cooley High)?

  302. D. Billz Says:

    But with Martin, the main complaint (from the females of course) was the relationship between Gina and Martin. They said it was borderline verbablly abusive. I don’t see it. I mean, Matin’s a dick on the show but that was kind of the point wasnt it? And Gina dished out as good as she gave. At least that’s how I always saw it.

    ^Yo, Gina had her fair share of verbal comebacks too. I didn’t really see that as an abusive relationship. Gina was not a pushover by far on that show. She was a stern, educated Black woman that chose to be with a man not for his “status” but because of genuine love. That’s one of the most underrated facets of the show that people always ignore. It wasn’t about her being a “diva”, or trying to be with someone who was “on her level”, as many of these dumb ass uppity heffas spew nowadays. And Pam? She used to get in Martin’s ass relentlessly. That show was crack.

    On another note, I’m jealous yall got to talk about Martin in yall Comm. classes. White kids/professors have no general interest in that in my Comm. classes whatsoever. Lol

  303. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    From Leno’s IMDB page:

    Was a writer on the 1970s comedy series “Good Times” (1974), as was his current late night talk show competitor David Letterman.

  304. Ty big's Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Dane Cook biting off of Demitri Martin (none):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVSwBfyXe4&feature=related

    demetri martin’s person had me tearing for days I think I watched it 3 times the first time I saw it the dryness and wittyness killed it for me, I think thats got to be top 10 IMO

  305. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am
    (based on “Cooley High”, but how?),

    ^^
    I always wondered that. Did it take place in the same location maybe? Did Rog and them go to the same high school cochise did? Like a different story set in the same universe? Or was Rog supposed to be based on the Col from Different World (I forgot his name in Cooley High)?

    ***the only similarity I see is that Rog and Preach both wore thick glasses…

  306. Digital Scales Says:

    # Ty big’s Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    @ digi – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwdguNZczg8

    he is in the middle of the republican debate to try and get the nomination to run for president he already has a slim shit in hell theres no way he can stand there with those republicans and say that or they would take him out back and have him shot right there on the spot but theres mad clips of him wilding the fuck out asking to look into the inconsistencies of the 9/11 report and how we need to get to the truth about what really happened, but if your in a republician debate hoping to win their nomination saying anything close to 9/11 ws an inside job or even known about would be ether overdose and he would get William Cooper’d
    ^^^
    True that, but that doesnt mean that he believes it was an inside job, reason i brought it up was cause i was listening to him on alex jones, and i hear alex jones shitting on the government and ron paul isnt really co signing and he said flat out i still dont think 911 was an inside job it was lack of Intel and lack of foreign policy

  307. D. Billz Says:

    Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Billz,

    that shit has been going on for a while. joe rogan accusing carlos mencelia of stealing jokes, on stage w them in front of an audience… youtube never fails.

    ^YOOOO… I peeped that shit a while back. I was almost certain Rogan was about to hook off on him. Lol. And he’s kinda diesel so mopping the floor with Carlos would’ve been a piece of cake.

  308. b-ease Says:

    except for Cosby, despite Bill’s incessant mugging and ‘flicted ass dancing….

    ^^
    yea, but cosby just proves that black people will complain about anything. Cause that show caught a lot of flack when it first came out for not being “realistic”. But then an excellent show like South Central (starring Larenz Tate being the opposite of O-Dog), gets accused of playing into sterotypes. Damned if you do, damned if you dont.

  309. D. Billz Says:

    Leno wrote for Good Times?!

    WTF?

  310. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I was almost certain Rogan was about to hook off on him. Lol. And he’s kinda diesel so mopping the floor with Carlos would’ve been a piece of cake.

    ***Word to Rogan being heavily involved with the MMA, now…I wonder why Fear Factor got cancelled, because it was mad popular- musta been some undercover legal shit, like a contestant got seriously injured or killed?

  311. Ty big's Says:

    damn I knew he bit louis ck but I didn’t know he was biting demetri and others

    we might as well start calling him carlos mencia or his real name ned holness

  312. Digital Scales Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    But with Martin, the main complaint (from the females of course) was the relationship between Gina and Martin. They said it was borderline verbablly abusive. I don’t see it. I mean, Matin’s a dick on the show but that was kind of the point wasnt it? And Gina dished out as good as she gave. At least that’s how I always saw it.

    ^Yo, Gina had her fair share of verbal comebacks too. I didn’t really see that as an abusive relationship. Gina was not a pushover by far on that show. She was a stern, educated Black woman that chose to be with a man not for his “status” but because of genuine love. That’s one of the most underrated facets of the show that people always ignore. It wasn’t about her being a “diva”, or trying to be with someone who was “on her level”, as many of these dumb ass uppity heffas spew nowadays. And Pam? She used to get in Martin’s ass relentlessly. That show was crack.
    ^^
    Yo co sign Martin is prolly my tv favorite show of all time, i still watch episodes that shit dont get old, martin was just an asshole but it was comical, it was always comical, not even like a clown cause martin was that nigga, he had a bad bitch, good jobs lol plus tommy would even it out cause he was a smart brother, nah mean word and both gina and pam were bad!

  313. b-ease Says:

    On another note, I’m jealous yall got to talk about Martin in yall Comm. classes. White kids/professors have no general interest in that in my Comm. classes whatsoever. Lol

    ^^
    Yea, that shit was all day every day fam. Going to an HBCU (especially the only one that really matters, lol) is the best decision I’ve made in my 25 years breathing.

  314. Joe 88 Says:

    yea, but cosby just proves that black people will complain about anything. Cause that show caught a lot of flack when it first came out for not being “realistic”. But then an excellent show like South Central (starring Larenz Tate being the opposite of O-Dog), gets accused of playing into sterotypes. Damned if you do, damned if you dont.

    ^real talk, in almost every case we as a people put ourselves in the air, they just kick away the chair

  315. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    in almost every case we as a people put ourselves in the air, they just kick away the chair

    ***that would be a good line in a song….

  316. b-ease Says:

    both gina and pam were bad!

    ^^
    Like, incredibly bad.

  317. Digital Scales Says:

    Yo you notice how Coles girlfriend played an idiot right, but that same chick also played an idiot i think on family matter….

    Im not sure but i remember her being stupid on another show being some other dudes girl

  318. benhameen Says:

    im laughing at you haters like hahahaa

  319. Joe 88 Says:

    in almost every case we as a people put ourselves in the air, they just kick away the chair

    ***that would be a good line in a song….

    *Makes note of that*

    lol

  320. I Fux Says:

    zshare.net/download/5290604140592538/

    ^ B-ease I upploaded this last night its the Bilal Love For Sale album, I know you had asked for it

    *daps all*

  321. kevfresco Says:

    this nigga said he’ll nut in his cats face….

    whas good w/this mahfuka?

  322. Digital Scales Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    both gina and pam were bad!

    ^^
    Like, incredibly bad.
    ^^^^
    Like , fucking bad

  323. b-ease Says:

    ***the only similarity I see is that Rog and Preach both wore thick glasses…

    ^^
    Pretty much.

  324. I Fux Says:

    like a contestant got seriously injured or killed?

    ^^ i think some dude got brain damaged(no em and royce) on an underwater suicide mission

  325. I Fux Says:

    I went to sleep real, woke up realer(c)B-ease vis a vis Plies

  326. Ty big's Says:

    True that, but that doesnt mean that he believes it was an inside job, reason i brought it up was cause i was listening to him on alex jones, and i hear alex jones shitting on the government and ron paul isnt really co signing and he said flat out i still dont think 911 was an inside job it was lack of Intel and lack of foreign policy

    …… true but again he is trying to run for President one day and he can’t publically say that as a matter of fact otherwise he will never be allowed to speak again, either way his beliefs will never allow him to be deemed necessary to win the nomination …..

  327. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:06 am
    ***the only similarity I see is that Rog and Preach both wore thick glasses…

    ^^
    Pretty much.

    ***Also, Preach had a snitching lil sister like Dee, who wanted to be paid off- remember she caught him knocking off that one redbone, and threatened to “tell Mama”…Cooley High is the G.O.A.T. of movies with no plot whatsoever…

  328. Nanyanen Says:

    It’s a shame about Dane Cook. His comedy CDs Retaliation and Harmful is Swallowed (n/h) are ridik. Now, I just wonder how many of those jokes were other people’s.

    I dont condone biting other people’s material… but how much funnier was Dane’s version of that jokes than Dimitri’s… just sayin

  329. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I Fux Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am
    like a contestant got seriously injured or killed?

    ^^ i think some dude got brain damaged(no em and royce) on an underwater suicide mission

    **That sounds about right, because it was a hyped up top 10 show, that just disappeared/got cancelled out of nowhere…

  330. Joe 88 Says:

    The first few seasons

    Pam > Gina

    The later seasons

    Gina >

  331. b-ease Says:

    *daps fux*

    Good look fam.

  332. Digital Scales Says:

    I heard 2 songs off this month of maddness gimmick

    Freeway lost

  333. I Fux Says:

    Anybody blatantly stealing jokes has the right to be punished humilated and anally raped

  334. Ty big's Says:

    @ digi – from http://www.blog.lege.net/content/PatriotsQuestion9_11.html

    Congressman Ron Paul, MD – 9-term Congressman from Texas, 1979 – 1985, 1997 – present. Member of the House Financial Services Committee, the International Relations committee, and the Joint Economic Committee. On the Financial Services Committee, he serves as the Vice Chairman of the Oversight and Investigations subcommittee. 1988 Libertarian Party candidate for President. Former Flight Surgeon, U.S. Air Force.

    Audio interview The Alex Jones Show 1/18/07: “Dr. Ron Paul, Texas Congressman exploring a run for President, appeared on The Alex Jones Show Wednesday and had the following to say about 9/11:

    CALLER: I want a complete, impartial, and totally independent investigation of the events of September 11, 2001 . I’m tired of this bogus garbage about terrorism. Ask Michael Meacher about how he feels about this bogus war on terrorism. Can you comment on that please?

    HON. DR. RON PAUL: Well, that would be nice to have. Unfortunately, we don’t have that in place. It will be a little bit better now with the Democrats now in charge of oversight. But you know, for top level policy there’s not a whole lot of difference between the two policies so a real investigation isn’t going to happen. But I think we have to keep pushing for it. And like you and others, we see the investigations that have been done so far as more or less cover-up and no real explanation of what went on.” http://www.total911.info

  335. kevfresco Says:

    “hey cracka”

    “ugh! ruined my day.”

    “you shouldn’t call me a cracka brings me back to owning people and land”

    oh shit.

  336. D. Billz Says:

    Mooney lost a few points with me on that one

    ^Not only that… he went in on my Dunks this past summer when I saw him in Harlem. Fuck that nigga. Lol

  337. I Fux Says:

    i hate to say but I have always found Gina to be unattractive even on Damon’s show…… I saw Damon Wayans stand up live once and he is slept on at that time he was funny like a mothafucka

    Damon Wayans >________ all other Wayans

  338. Ty big's Says:

    @ digi – from blog.lege.net/content/PatriotsQuestion9_11.html

    Congressman Ron Paul, MD – 9-term Congressman from Texas, 1979 – 1985, 1997 – present. Member of the House Financial Services Committee, the International Relations committee, and the Joint Economic Committee. On the Financial Services Committee, he serves as the Vice Chairman of the Oversight and Investigations subcommittee. 1988 Libertarian Party candidate for President. Former Flight Surgeon, U.S. Air Force.

    Audio interview The Alex Jones Show 1/18/07: “Dr. Ron Paul, Texas Congressman exploring a run for President, appeared on The Alex Jones Show Wednesday and had the following to say about 9/11:

    CALLER: I want a complete, impartial, and totally independent investigation of the events of September 11, 2001 . I’m tired of this bogus garbage about terrorism. Ask Michael Meacher about how he feels about this bogus war on terrorism. Can you comment on that please?

    HON. DR. RON PAUL: Well, that would be nice to have. Unfortunately, we don’t have that in place. It will be a little bit better now with the Democrats now in charge of oversight. But you know, for top level policy there’s not a whole lot of difference between the two policies so a real investigation isn’t going to happen. But I think we have to keep pushing for it. And like you and others, we see the investigations that have been done so far as more or less cover-up and no real explanation of what went on.” http://www.total911.info

  339. Joe 88 Says:

    >Not only that… he went in on my Dunks this past summer when I saw him in Harlem. Fuck that nigga. Lol

    ^lol

  340. b-ease Says:

    Yo you notice how Coles girlfriend played an idiot right, but that same chick also played an idiot i think on family matter….

    ^^
    Yep, u right. She was also on Punky Brewster. And she looked good as shit on Family Matters (Waldo’s girlfriend).

  341. Nanyanen Says:

    I Fux Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am
    Anybody blatantly stealing jokes has the right to be punished humilated and anally raped

    ^^
    I’d start falsely accusing people left and right… including people who arent comedians on some Anal-rape McCarthyism.

  342. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:00 am
    Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Billz,

    that shit has been going on for a while. joe rogan accusing carlos mencelia of stealing jokes, on stage w them in front of an audience… youtube never fails.

    ^YOOOO… I peeped that shit a while back. I was almost certain Rogan was about to hook off on him. Lol. And he’s kinda diesel so mopping the floor with Carlos would’ve been a piece of cake.
    ^^^

    Dude is a Tae Kwan Do Grand Champion and a Brown Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

  343. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @ this bama:

    In January 2005, an episode featuring a stunt involving blended rats aired in its normal prime time slot. Austin Aitken, a part-time paralegal from Cleveland, sued NBC for $2.5 million USD for airing the show, claiming that he felt so disgusted from watching the stunt, his blood pressure rose until he felt dizzy and bumped his head into the doorway. In March 2005, U.S. District Judge Lesley Wells threw out the lawsuit.[3]

  344. kevfresco Says:

    *salutes fux*

  345. D. Billz Says:

    # I Fux Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Anybody blatantly stealing jokes has the right to be punished humilated and anally raped

    ^ *wrestles with pitbulls*

    LF: Yo, few years ago my pops said that he had a childhood/teenage friend that used to fight dogs. Nah… not fight his dog against someone else’s… but literally put on a pair of leather gloves… open up the gate… and start fightin’ em. A ninja named Housey or some shit.

    I was too through.

    Cherry Hill. Gotta love it. Lol

  346. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Yo you notice how Coles girlfriend played an idiot right, but that same chick also played an idiot i think on family matter….

    ^^
    Yep, u right. She was also on Punky Brewster. And she looked good as shit on Family Matters (Waldo’s girlfriend).

    ***Waldo was the dumbest nigga ever on TV- made Cole look like a Nobel Laureate

  347. b-ease Says:

    ***Also, Preach had a snitching lil sister like Dee, who wanted to be paid off- remember she caught him knocking off that one redbone, and threatened to “tell Mama

    ^^
    Word, so we’ve basically figured out that “based on Cooley High” really just mean that Rog was loosely based on the character of Prech.

    The redbone Preach smashed titties’>>>>>>>>>

  348. I Fux Says:

    but literally put on a pair of leather gloves… open up the gate… and start fightin’ em. A ninja named Housey or some shit.

    ^^^^

    *jumps off balcony*

  349. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @ DBillz’s pops’ friend, the gladiator…

  350. D. Billz Says:

    >>Dude is a Tae Kwan Do Grand Champion and a Brown Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

    ^ *dapz VTechnical*

    Werd? Damn! He put hands and feet on a ninja for real. I was considering Muay Thai not too long ago. But there are no official gyms in B’more.

  351. Joe 88 Says:

    *Imagines a human fist fighting a dog*

    I can’t take this shit no more

    *dead*

  352. Big Homie Says:

    *sits in the sharing chair and walks self over to the Angry Corner*

  353. I Fux Says:

    *still dying of a Ving Rames type dude boxing dogs*

  354. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    The redbone Preach smashed titties’>>>>>>>>>

    ***Word? Wasn’t that the same chick that the one cat was trying to get at, in “Car Wash”? (another dope movie with no plot)

  355. Ty big's Says:

    he said flat out i still dont think 911 was an inside job it was lack of Intel and lack of foreign policy

    ….. also why I wouldn’t put it past teh gov’t to have set it up most the evidence points to it being a real attack, the gov’t knew about it and decided to do nothing about it and let it hppen though, word to Cheney being in control of N.O.R.A.D that day and ignoring calls that this is not a drill this is not a dril by saying they were just running excerices the same exact shit happened in London when their subway systems got bombed the people that were supposed to be watching for it were bust running drills preparing for exactly what was happening but because they were running ” drills ” they couldn’t do shit about it

  356. b-ease Says:

    ***A good parallel to Martin and Gina is Doug and Carrie on King and Queens,

    ^^
    She fucking ethers that dude on the regular.

  357. Joey Profit$ Says:

    What up Nahrighters!!!

    Joe 88 Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 7:43 am
    i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/problematic79/grb.jpg

    *Fucking dead*

    I’m passing the fuck out if I see a brolic ninja rocking a pair of these this winter. They look like female snow boots, I couldn’t do it. My bitches wear shit like this.

    I say we go in on these boots for atleast 4 hours
    ^^^^

    These fucking boots look like they made them for the marines.

  358. Joe 88 Says:

    *jumps off balcony*

    ^lol

  359. b-ease Says:

    Wasn’t that the same chick that the one cat was trying to get at, in “Car Wash”? (another dope movie with no plot)

    ^^
    I can’t ever remember lol, I mean Cooley High didnt have a plot, but Car Wash didnt even pretend to have a plot. I’m convinced the movie was just an excuse to make the soundtrack.

  360. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    *jumps off balcony*

    ***Erick Sermon, is that you?

  361. b-ease Says:

    *puts on leather gloves*

    *walks past pitbull*

    *call him “chump*

    *punches pit bull in face*

  362. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:15 am
    >>Dude is a Tae Kwan Do Grand Champion and a Brown Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

    ^ *dapz VTechnical*

    Werd? Damn! He put hands and feet on a ninja for real. I was considering Muay Thai not too long ago. But there are no official gyms in B’more.
    ^^

    *daps Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

    Yeah man, that’s how the dude knows all the moves when he’s commentatin UFC fights. Dude was supposed to fight Wes Snipes in a cage match but they couldn’t get the money straight I think.

    Muay Thai + Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu= The perfect fighting combo

    That’s why can’t nobody beat Spider Silva

  363. D. Billz Says:

    # I Fux Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    *still dying of a Ving Rames type dude boxing dogs*

    ^ Yo, it’s even confirmed if he won or lost. I don’t care… any nigga crazy enough to do that wins by default. If you aint scared to scrap with a pit, then a human is Scooby snacks.

  364. Nanyanen Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:20 am
    *puts on leather gloves*

    *walks past pitbull*

    *call him “chump*

    *punches pit bull in face*

    ^^^ *suffocates*

  365. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Bossip has exclusively learned that Melissa Ford & Raekwon “The Chef”, have been seen around town as a couple. They were recently spotted creeping at Melyssa’s “Persona of a Crook” photo shoot where Raekwon came to the set to watch Melyssa’s every move

    ***Hates***

  366. D. Billz Says:

    Yo, it’s not even confirmed… *

  367. Ty big's Says:

    kevfresco Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:05 am
    this nigga said he’ll nut in his cats face….

    whas good w/this mahfuka?

    …. O yeah he’s out there and on some whole other shit a bit over the top but the hilarity never stops, if you haven’t seen his first one yet it’s called shameless you can get the full version on google video but shits just as hystertical word to people selling duck vaginas, how can you possibly dominate a species more than selling their vaginas like what if a duck walked by and was like aawwwww man really did you have to go there come on we get it you won the war man. and of course I didn’t get one because what if I loooved teh taste of duck vagina that a very specific thing/taste to get addicted to not a lot of things taste like duck vagina

  368. Digital Scales Says:

    I hate when i laugh too loud and then somebody asks me whats funny

    I said Ving Rames type dude boxing dogs

    They like what?? who said that freeway

    Shit is too much

  369. Big Homie Says:

    Bossip has exclusively learned that Melissa Ford & Raekwon “The Chef”, have been seen around town as a couple. They were recently spotted creeping at Melyssa’s “Persona of a Crook” photo shoot where Raekwon came to the set to watch Melyssa’s every move

    ***Hates***

    ^ My self esteem just took an all time low to the bottom.

  370. Nanyanen Says:

    Ty big’s Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:21 am
    kevfresco Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:05 am
    this nigga said he’ll nut in his cats face….

    whas good w/this mahfuka?

    …. O yeah he’s out there and on some whole other shit a bit over the top but the hilarity never stops, if you haven’t seen his first one yet it’s called shameless you can get the full version on google video but shits just as hystertical word to people selling duck vaginas, how can you possibly dominate a species more than selling their vaginas like what if a duck walked by and was like aawwwww man really did you have to go there come on we get it you won the war man. and of course I didn’t get one because what if I loooved teh taste of duck vagina that a very specific thing/taste to get addicted to not a lot of things taste like duck vagina

    ^^go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfuckerrrrrrr

  371. D. Billz Says:

    >>Muay Thai + Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu= The perfect fighting combo

    ^We on the same frequency because I was JUST thinking that about a month or so ago.

    >>That’s why can’t nobody beat Spider Silva

    Anderson Silva >>

    Ever since this white dude that I used to barback with put me on to dude I’ve been watchin’ clips of him on Youtube. The white dude said his trainer was trained in Silva’s camp.

  372. Big Homie Says:

    Breaks blocks with shin like Tong Po in Kickerboxer rocking a shaved head with a pony tail.

  373. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfuckerrrrrrr

    ***Now I have to know you exist? I just had to stop and hate that motherfucker with my whole body (none)

  374. b-ease Says:

    I used to barback

    ^^
    I’m not gonna throw a flag billz. But the above word is awfully close to “bareback”.

    *issues warning*

  375. Joe 88 Says:

    Like what type of game plan do you take into a fight with a dog?

  376. Nanyanen Says:

    LF: CGI movies with animal characters are hit and miss for me, but KungFu Panda was that movie.

  377. D. Billz Says:

    Melyssa Ford must really The Chef because of all the options she has…

    And that means she’s probably a hiphop head too.

    I need to change lifestyles. Or wait for Joe88 to blow up and become his publicist and tried to get some hand-me-down buns. Lol

  378. Nanyanen Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
    Like what type of game plan do you take into a fight with a dog?

    ^^SWEEP THE LEG

  379. kevfresco Says:

    AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

    *FUKIN DEAD* @ no one tellin louis how to clean a lil vagina!

    heavy bro-sign tho’

  380. Big Homie Says:

    Joe 88: Can I be your hype man?

  381. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    I used to barback

    ^^
    I’m not gonna throw a flag billz. But the above word is awfully close to “bareback”.

    *issues warning*

    ^SON!

    I was actually gonna put a disclaimer next to it before I hit submit because that term is EXTRA ayo-ish. I thought it was gonna go undetected. DAMNNIT. LOL

    *lowers head*

  382. Digital Scales Says:

    Hes gon jump at you

    You gotta kick it

    If he bites my leg fight over im punching his skull in

    Yeah id prob have be missing a leg

    But what the fuck was i doing fighting a pitbull anyway, right?

  383. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Anderson Silva >>

    Ever since this white dude that I used to barback with put me on to dude I’ve been watchin’ clips of him on Youtube. The white dude said his trainer was trained in Silva’s camp.
    ^^^

    Yeah, dude is scary wit the hands.

    Yo check it, niggas that don’t believe Spider the truth, youtube “Anderson Silva vs. James Irvin.” It’s sad what happened to sandman

  384. D. Billz Says:

    lol @ kevfresco

    Yo, he got quoteables for dayyyyyyys on there. I didn’t think he could top “Shameless”, but it’s definitely better.

  385. Joe 88 Says:

    @ Big Homie

    Yeah, you got that hype man slot. You gotta dance around like freeky zeeky tho. (n/h)

  386. Nanyanen Says:

    this shit is better than ‘shameless’ easy

  387. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    ^^go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfuckerrrrrrr

    ***Now I have to know you exist? I just had to stop and hate that motherfucker with my whole body (none)

    ^Yo, I think I damn near shit myself when he said that. Classssic.

  388. b-ease Says:

    Melyssa Ford must really The Chef because of all the options she has…

    ^^
    I’m more inclined to think it’s because she’s already fucked everybody else in the game and that Rae is pretty much the last of the mohicans when it comes to tapping that….

  389. Joe 88 Says:

    The best way to beat a dog is just run to the closes car & get you Lebron on.

    That’s the only advice I can give you. lol

    I heard tho you gotta punch a dog directly on the top of thee head to knock em out, but I aint tryna find out

  390. D. Billz Says:

    iCon

    So is it fair to say that Patrice O’Neal is Louis CK’s ghetto counterpart? Coincidentally both from The Bean. Boston people must got filthy mouths (nh). Lol

  391. b-ease Says:

    You gotta dance around like freeky zeeky tho. (n/h)

    ^^
    Speaking of that nigga. The “Pop Champagne” video isnt even unintentionally funny to me. It’s just uncomfortable.

  392. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    speaking of comedian beefs was there ever any released footage of the time George Lopez ran up on Carlos Mencia

    lmao @ everyone punking Carlos

  393. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Melyssa Ford must really The Chef because of all the options she has…

    ^^
    I’m more inclined to think it’s because she’s already fucked everybody else in the game and that Rae is pretty much the last of the mohicans when it comes to tapping that….

    ^ *skates into AIDS tree*

  394. b-ease Says:

    I’ve heard that the best way to fight a dog is to fight dirty.

    As in, poke his eyes of of their sockets and kick his fucking testicles off.

  395. Nanyanen Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:30 am
    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    ^^go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfuckerrrrrrr

    ***Now I have to know you exist? I just had to stop and hate that motherfucker with my whole body (none)

    ^Yo, I think I damn near shit myself when he said that. Classssic.

    ^^out in the MIA there are too many of those Kenny G haired roller-blade dudes. That joke struck a chord w me. Those guys need to Darwin Award themselves yesterday.

  396. D. Billz Says:

    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    speaking of comedian beefs was there ever any released footage of the time George Lopez ran up on Carlos Mencia

    lmao @ everyone punking Carlos

    ^Yo, George is a G. Even on his sitcom he still had that Ese type thug persona. You can tell he’s very connected in the East L.A. community, and wherever else the vatos reside. Lol

    And his 2 comedy specials had me in stitches.

    “Oh. Em. Gee.”

  397. Joey Profit$ Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:20 am
    *puts on leather gloves*

    *walks past pitbull*

    *call him “chump*

    *punches pit bull in face*

    ^^^

    *pitbull takes off chain collar*
    *takes a quick stretch*
    *Yells that’s all you got?*

  398. kevfresco Says:

    “i’ll fuck you gimme a second.”

    “jizz on demand.”

    dude is off it.

  399. b-ease Says:

    Those guys need to Darwin Award themselves

    ^^
    Hilarious. I would use that in everyday convo, but I don’t think the majority of people I’m around would get it.

  400. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    You gotta dance around like freeky zeeky tho. (n/h)

    ^^
    Speaking of that nigga. The “Pop Champagne” video isnt even unintentionally funny to me. It’s just uncomfortable.

    ^I swear, Harlem’s image is forever tainted with those ninjas. Smh.

  401. I Fux Says:

    Word Never Run from The dog. I had a homie who said they unleashed the hound on him when he was running from the po-po he said he turned around and punted the motherfucker, he heard a slight wimper and bounced/ didnt get caught

    *daps Raekwon better him than Tyson Beckford or some shit*

    *feels good about self*

  402. b-ease Says:

    ______>>>>>>Carlos Mencia

  403. Nanyanen Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
    iCon

    So is it fair to say that Patrice O’Neal is Louis CK’s ghetto counterpart? Coincidentally both from The Bean. Boston people must got filthy mouths (nh). Lol

    ^^Patrice Oneal? The ‘bitch with no nose’ shit was my shit. You seen that?

  404. digital scales Says:

    Someone shoot that cunt with a Bazooka

  405. Ty big's Says:

    ^^go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfuckerrrrrrr

    …..lmao I still yell that at random mother fuckers thats line is classic as classic gets ….

  406. kevfresco Says:

    this dude said he masturbated between the collapse of the towers.

    *MORBID*

  407. b-ease Says:

    . I had a homie who said they unleashed the hound on him when he was running from the po-po he said he turned around and punted the motherfucker,

    ^^
    I had a homie that did the same shit. He broke the dog’s ribcage so severely they had to put the canine to sleep. Lesson learned : dogs are fragile creatures.

    Sidebar : My man didnt get away tho. They beat the shit out of him that nite. @

  408. Nanyanen Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Those guys need to Darwin Award themselves

    ^^
    Hilarious. I would use that in everyday convo, but I don’t think the majority of people I’m around would get it.

    ^^ its a gift and a curse…
    for real though, skating into an aids tree would definitely be an honorable mention.

  409. I Fux Says:

    Swear to god Jay Leno has beef with Big George too. Jay Leno is a faggot motherfucker.

    One time true story I read on the nets: Jay sends a bottle of Champgne to a table and a note that says “Lets end this George you and I can be friends” …….after a while Jay goes over there and says “George how come you didnt accept my apology and bottle” and the dude says “Jay it was nice gesture but I am Paul Rodriguez” ………….*fucking dies*

    P-ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met that little skater once

  410. Ty big's Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
    iCon

    So is it fair to say that Patrice O’Neal is Louis CK’s ghetto counterpart? Coincidentally both from The Bean. Boston people must got filthy mouths (nh). Lol

    …. too lazy to find out for myself but are there new episodes up on his website or you got any idea when they are coming Patrice is hysterical …..

  411. I Fux Says:

    I got a panamanian homie named “Patrice” I fucked his sister …she is the biggest slore ever. He told me I should have put her on the track…. Dude was like “My Sister loves dick”

  412. Joe 88 Says:

    True story, me & this breezie was walking down the street pass this alley, in the alley was a mean ass dog, I seen it first, so when she seen it I already took off, I hit a few corners & found a nice porch to hide on, seconds later she bopped down the street, didn’t say one word to me, I asked her what happen she just said nothing.

    Like should I have to tell a bitch when to run? Like that’s just a reflex in certain situations. Depending on where i’m at i’m planning my excape route, lol

  413. kevfresco Says:

    “you think i’m gonna rape you on the off chance that hopefully you’re into it?”

    WOOOOOOOW!

  414. kallywood Says:

    whereeeeee do i gooooooooooooooo

    once i seen you type chicka-owwww i already knew i was clicking on this shit

    that sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturdayy

  415. b-ease Says:

    True story, me & this breezie was walking down the street pass this alley, in the alley was a mean ass dog, I seen it first, so when she seen it I already took off, I hit a few corners & found a nice porch to hide on, seconds later she bopped down the street, didn’t say one word to me, I asked her what happen she just said nothing.

    Like should I have to tell a bitch when to run?

    ^^
    *forward Moses*

    *cc’s Allah*

  416. The Watcherz Says:

    P-ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met that little skater once
    ^^
    i always wanted to learn how to skate sense like forever
    if i started at 20 would that make me a poser???

  417. Nanyanen Says:

    P-ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met that little skater once

    ^P-Rod’s getting that endorsement money too. EA Skate, word to T.Kennedy.

  418. D. Billz Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    *jumps off balcony*

    ***Erick Sermon, is that you?

    ^You aint right. Lol

  419. I Fux Says:

    if i started at 20 would that make me a poser???

    ^^ i hope you aint from Cali. cuz even gangstas know how to skate, Word to me Two Summers ago rocking on the skateboard with a boombox everyday after work. its kind of good exercise.

    I dont think its posing, just dont go all geared up

  420. b-ease Says:

    ***Erick Sermon, is that you?

    ^You aint right. Lol

    ^^
    Yo, can you imagine if that shit happened now? It took XXL a year to do a story gettng to the bottom of that shit. Now, we’d have a youtube vid with shorty, her baby daddy, and a rebuttal within a 24-hour period.

  421. D. Billz Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    True story, me & this breezie was walking down the street pass this alley, in the alley was a mean ass dog, I seen it first, so when she seen it I already took off, I hit a few corners & found a nice porch to hide on, seconds later she bopped down the street, didn’t say one word to me, I asked her what happen she just said nothing.

    Like should I have to tell a bitch when to run? Like that’s just a reflex in certain situations. Depending on where i’m at i’m planning my excape route, lol

    ^ *burns Jamaican flag in Park Heights*

    I swear, B’more got a stray dog problem. I don’t know if still as bad as it was, but back in the 80’s and 90’s gettin’ chased by a dog was a normal part of childhood.

  422. D. Billz Says:

    @ Nanya… yeah, I saw that Def Comedy Jam joint with Patrice. I was dyin’. Mostly because it was so true… men really do have those type of convos when women aren’t around.

    >>…. too lazy to find out for myself but are there new episodes up on his website or you got any idea when they are coming Patrice is hysterical …..

    ^I have no idea. Haven’t been on that website in a minute.

  423. kevfresco Says:

    that chewed up ep is the truth i’m bout to send this to my co-worker who appreciate good white comedy.

    best, funniest hour i’ve ever wasted at the j.o. thank GOD for the holidays.

    it’s still early tho.

  424. I Fux Says:

    Yo B-ease where that story at? I want to read, i remember reading the original in a actual magazine.

    The Wifey’s dad works for the San Diego Union Tribune he told me print is so fucking dead but he has been there over 30years they asked him to retire early and shit but he only has a year left so he is going to plug it out. People losing they jobs left and right

  425. The Watcherz Says:

    if i started at 20 would that make me a poser???

    ^^ i hope you aint from Cali. cuz even gangstas know how to skate, Word to me Two Summers ago rocking on the skateboard with a boombox everyday after work. its kind of good exercise.

    I dont think its posing, just dont go all geared up

    ^^
    nah i aint from cali i heard the skate culture ill out there. Its sumthing i wanted to learn before i die who knows i might actually dig it im not tyrna be a pro i just wanna learn how to kickflip and grind just alil and im good

  426. I Fux Says:

    Yo getting chased by a dog gets your adrenline up to fucking Heroin levels I would venture to say

  427. Joe 88 Says:

    I swear, B’more got a stray dog problem. I don’t know if still as bad as it was, but back in the 80’s and 90’s gettin’ chased by a dog was a normal part of childhood.

    ^real talk. Getting chased by a dog back then was normal. I seen a stray dog a few weeks back, so I think it’s still a problem

    Why did erick sermon jump off a balcony? I never heard that story

  428. b-ease Says:

    Yo B-ease where that story at? I want to read

    ^^
    Eric Sermon? I don’t know dude, I just remember reading it…

  429. I Fux Says:

    grind just alil and im good

    ^ ^I cant really do that shit. Just normal skating but I dont know how to rollerblade and dont really want to know how

  430. D. Billz Says:

    Sidebar : My man didnt get away tho. They beat the shit out of him that nite. @

    ^Yo, it’s not funny that popo River Danced on dude, but the fact that you put it as a sidenote got me in tears.

  431. Nanyanen Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
    @ Nanya… yeah, I saw that Def Comedy Jam joint with Patrice. I was dyin’. Mostly because it was so true… men really do have those type of convos when women aren’t around.

    ^^not only that it like, you cant even pose hypothetical question to alot of women without them searching for a meaning as to why you are asking… I cosign what he was saying 250%

  432. b-ease Says:

    Why did erick sermon jump off a balcony?

    ^^
    Shorty man came home. It was just that simple. LOL.

  433. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    ^^ i hope you aint from Cali. cuz even gangstas know how to skate, Word to me Two Summers ago rocking on the skateboard with a boombox everyday after work. its kind of good exercise.

    I dont think its posing, just dont go all geared up
    ^^^^
    haha

    it’s true though

  434. Ty big's Says:

    LMFAO @ louie CK talking about where kike and nigger came from

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0xqe9vVSHk&feature=related

  435. Nanyanen Says:

    Eric Sermon jumped out a window not a balcony.

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1449521/20011002/sermon_erick.jhtml

  436. Joe 88 Says:

    Shorty man came home. It was just that simple. LOL.

    ^Your kidding right? A grown ass man creeping around like a teenager? And your a rapper at that? It’s so many things wrong with that picture I don’t know where to begin

  437. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  438. The Watcherz Says:

    im tryna learn to skate so i can cause havoc in ny and be mobile at the same time

  439. D. Billz Says:

    >>^real talk. Getting chased by a dog back then was normal. I seen a stray dog a few weeks back, so I think it’s still a problem

    ^When we moved to the Northeast, it went from stray dogs to all other types of animals: possums, foxes, deer, raccoons, etc. Northwood/Perring Parkway is like the fuckin’ zoo because of the wooded areas.

  440. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Ty big’s Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:39 am
    D. Billz Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
    iCon

    So is it fair to say that Patrice O’Neal is Louis CK’s ghetto counterpart? Coincidentally both from The Bean. Boston people must got filthy mouths (nh). Lol

    …. too lazy to find out for myself but are there new episodes up on his website or you got any idea when they are coming Patrice is hysterical

    ***@ Billz- pretty much- Boston is definitely a hub for comedians, so is DC…
    @ Ty- wasn’t Patrice supposed to have an actual show coming out, like a sketch comedy jawn?

  441. D. Billz Says:

    Ty

    He. Went. In. Like, Patrice dropped the science on kike, which I actually found out to be interesting. Louis CK was on some “fuck it I’ll do it live” type shit. I was done.

  442. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    According to police, the 32-year-old rapper/producer was visiting a woman on Paterson, New Jersey’s Mill Street on September 25, and at some point he was left alone in the apartment. When the woman returned, police said, she saw an open window and looked out to see Sermon laid out in the parking lot below.

    ***SMH

  443. Joe 88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:52 am
    According to police, the 32-year-old rapper/producer was visiting a woman on Paterson, New Jersey’s Mill Street on September 25, and at some point he was left alone in the apartment. When the woman returned, police said, she saw an open window and looked out to see Sermon laid out in the parking lot below.

    ***SMH

    ^lol @ the SMH. I was thinking the same thing

  444. D. Billz Says:

    # Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:48 am

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
    @ Nanya… yeah, I saw that Def Comedy Jam joint with Patrice. I was dyin’. Mostly because it was so true… men really do have those type of convos when women aren’t around.

    ^^not only that it like, you cant even pose hypothetical question to alot of women without them searching for a meaning as to why you are asking… I cosign what he was saying 250%

    ^LF: Patrice’s wifey can GET IT.

  445. b-ease Says:

    ^Your kidding right? A grown ass man creeping around like a teenager? And your a rapper at that? It’s so many things wrong with that picture I don’t know where to begin

    ^^
    Sermon took a tremendous L that nite.No question. The funniest part is that people thought it was more serious than it was at first, like “damn, E tried to commit suicide?” No. E got scared and thought adrenaline would enable him to walk away from a 3 story fall.

  446. Nanyanen Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Ty

    He. Went. In. Like, Patrice dropped the science on kike, which I actually found out to be interesting. Louis CK was on some “fuck it I’ll do it live” type shit. I was done.

    ^^ CK needs to start dropping the ‘er’ off that word… before it starts raining timbs on him.

  447. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I know some of y’all hate Jim Norton, but he’s a funny cat too…”Maybe pedophiles should be forced to move into neighborhoods with unsexy children” (no R. Kelly)

  448. I Fux Says:

    Sermon took a tremendous L that nite.No question

    ^^^^^
    *weeps on the inside*

  449. Ty big's Says:

    ” i’m not condoning rape obviously you should never rape anyone,
    unless you have a reason … like you wanna fuck someone and they won’t let you,
    in which case, what other option do you have ? how else are you supposed to have an orgasim in their body if you don’t rape them I mean what the fuck

  450. The Watcherz Says:

    According to police, the 32-year-old rapper/producer was visiting a woman on Paterson, New Jersey’s Mill Street on September 25, and at some point he was left alone in the apartment. When the woman returned, police said, she saw an open window and looked out to see Sermon laid out in the parking lot below.

    ***SMH
    ^^
    it happened in jerz i already know why he did it. Its obvious he had sum of that jerz water/dip. he had to nigga be wildin with that water out here

  451. Latarian Milton Says:

    this post is breathing harder than a AIDS patient on life support poz

  452. b-ease Says:

    …”Maybe pedophiles should be forced to move into neighborhoods with unsexy children”

    ^^
    Holy shit.

  453. I Fux Says:

    I like Mitch Fatel that little motherfucker being having me dying

    I also have a dvd of mitch hedberg and he was fucking genius

  454. bkJUICE Says:

    *adds a comment just to set nahright record*

  455. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    …”Maybe pedophiles should be forced to move into neighborhoods with unsexy children”

    ^^^^^
    lmao

    wow

  456. Latarian Milton Says:

    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/18297954/detail.html

    ^

    fux i know u fux with random news items, this is amaaaaaaazing

    hold up jeezy flow, who dat remix:

    the style is amazing
    yeah the flow is impetuous
    i hope u don’t mind girl
    if i’m touchin ur breastississ

    *shawty redd on the traaaaaaaack*

    p.s. *burns down own house (c) shaniqua*

  457. Latarian Milton Says:

    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/18297954/detail.html

    ^

    fux i know u fux with random news items, this is amaaaaaaazing

    hold up jeezy flow, who dat remix:

    the style is amazing
    yeah the flow is impetuous
    i hope u don’t mind girl
    if i’m touchin ur breastississ

    *shawty redd on the traaaaaaaack*

    p.s. *burns down own house (c) shaniqua*

  458. b-ease Says:

    Has a post ever hit 1,000 comments?

  459. S.I.C.K Says:

    For those in NYC.Y`all need to check for little italy pizza located at 2 east 33rd.Right next to papaya`s.I had an orgasm in my mouth(none)The chicken and mushroom slice is CRACK!!!! $3.50 for a huge ass slice guaranteed to fill your yum bag without emptying your wallet.

    I can`t wait for the corporate party tomorrow.I` plan to steal at least 3 bottles of top shelf liquor.Just wait til everybody rushes home after the party.Probably bullshit around on nah right for a spell,then go in back pack in hand.Nobody would suspect a thing.In their eyes I`m a ‘non threatenining`negro with a funny haircut and tatoos.I know better though.bwa haa haaaaaa!!!!

  460. I Fux Says:

    I already see little fucking kindgarten kids up on my little girl. Random Mom “OOH Youre Sierra’s father my son is always talking about her I think he has a little crush on her” and I say “ya ya ya I am her dad”

  461. Latarian Milton Says:

    baby gorilla hasn’t seen this much shine since yeezy threw him on that “two words” jawn

    too bad most rap fans aren’t awake yet

  462. Ty big's Says:

    Nanyanen Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
    D. Billz Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Ty

    He. Went. In. Like, Patrice dropped the science on kike, which I actually found out to be interesting. Louis CK was on some “fuck it I’ll do it live” type shit. I was done.

    ^^ CK needs to start dropping the ‘er’ off that word… before it starts raining timbs on him.

    ….. yeah but he is using it as just jokes and usually to make a point about other white people hidden racism which is mad true and it wouldn’t have the same effect if he dropped the er he might as well just say the ” n word ” then using racist terms in a comedic performance doesn’t offended me at all, as long as it is funny its all good to me, but I agree someones somewhere isn’t gonna like it

  463. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I also have a dvd of mitch hedberg and he was fucking genius

    ***I never wear turtlenecks, because it feels like a really weak guy is choking you, all day (non)…Mitch Heberg’s DNA lives on in Demitri Martin…”I used to play all kinds of sports, until I realized you could just BUY trophies- now I’m good at everything”

  464. kevfresco Says:

    i take the streets to task
    when i hit the concrete long heat and mask
    niggas leak for cash…i keep mine undaneath the stash
    or in my sneaks i can leap n dash
    thas a paperchase
    this aint amazing race im tryna ride on paper plates
    raise the stakes test of faith like i pray w/mase
    welcome back this is hell on crack
    this is kev gon snap til that cell door clank
    but i keep po-lice off me w/donuts n iced coffee
    fall way off the grid so my cellular don’t source me
    nigga do not chirp me…
    “where you at?” i’m where the work be
    i got a client base you is not worthy
    can see you bitch early by the whites in ya eyes
    foundation and mascara bring it out like tyras’
    these niggas is top model
    i toggle the safety on the burner and mussle dawg face
    flush w/the nozzle
    cuz my enviroment hostile i’m ahead of the curve
    w/a millie skinny big head niggas w/nerve
    and the all got a reason to swerve
    “they bet’ not disrepect my gate tho thas my word!”

  465. Nanyanen Says:

    I Fux Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:57 am
    I like Mitch Fatel that little motherfucker being having me dying

    I also have a dvd of mitch hedberg and he was fucking genius

    ^^ I always thought acting all crackish was just part of hedberg’s routine… and then he OD’d. He is a funny motherfucker but he kinda swakked Stephen Wright.

  466. I Fux Says:

    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am
    Has a post ever hit 1,000 comments?

    ^yup when Eskay went on vacation and Nation still wasnt grinding

  467. Latarian Milton Says:

    lol @ sick, this cat said “yum bag” *dead*

    *tea-bags on GP*

  468. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    I Fux Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    b-ease Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am
    Has a post ever hit 1,000 comments?

    ^yup when Eskay went on vacation and Nation still wasnt grinding

    ^^^
    NATE! …post some titties… Stop Bullshittin…

  469. I Fux Says:

    Colorado Doctor Finds Foot In Newborn’s Brain

    ^OHHHHH SHIT thats a whole nother level

    Yo Chea you see the patent leather chucks I copped from Barneys NYC …….crack!!!!!!!!!

  470. b-ease Says:

    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/18297954/detail.html

    ^^
    That’s insane. Have to have been a twin. Had to.

  471. Latarian Milton Says:

    i have long thread fatigue at this point

  472. The Watcherz Says:

    For those in NYC.Y`all need to check for little italy pizza located at 2 east 33rd.Right next to papaya`s.I had an orgasm in my mouth(none)The chicken and mushroom slice is CRACK!!!! $3.50 for a huge ass slice guaranteed to fill your yum bag without emptying your wallet.
    ^^
    right down the block i think they had a pizza spot wit 0.75 slices that was just ass good. The place got shut down…i guess hard time got to em

  473. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I Fux Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:59 am
    I already see little fucking kindgarten kids up on my little girl. Random Mom “OOH Youre Sierra’s father my son is always talking about her I think he has a little crush on her” and I say “ya ya ya I am her dad”

    ***LOL..when my son was like 6 (2 yrs ago), I was in the grocery store with him, and these little girls about his age walked by, and were like, “ooh, he’s cute”, giving him the eye and shit…I thought that shit was hilarious…of course, I teased him about it (none)

  474. Joe 88 Says:

    SMH @ a humble dame. Like I never seen him go threw so many different emotions in such a short time since the break up with him & Jay. Like dude just doesn’t look happy anymore.

  475. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 18th, 2008 at 11:52 am
    According to police, the 32-year-old rapper/producer was visiting a woman on Paterson, New Jersey’s Mill Street on September 25, and at some point he was left alone in the apartment. When the woman returned, police said, she saw an open window and looked out to see Sermon laid out in the parking lot below.

    ***SMH

    ^lol @ the SMH. I was thinking the same thing

    ^^^
    EPMDs next Album “Deadly Business”

  476. KilluminattI7 Says:

    PEW NOST PLEEEEZE

  477. Nanyanen Says:

    Ty big’s Says:

    ….. yeah but he is using it as just jokes and usually to make a point about other white people hidden racism which is mad true and it wouldn’t have the same effect if he dropped the er he might as well just say the ” n word ” then using racist terms in a comedic performance doesn’t offended me at all, as long as it is funny its all good to me, but I agree someones somewhere isn’t gonna like it

    ^I overstand. But, its still weird to me… like when Tarantino says that shit in interviews. Shit, even Em steers clear of using it. I dono, maybe cuz im from the south…

  478. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    just ass good

    ***Freudian slip?

  479. I Fux Says:

    http://www.barneys.com/Patent%20Chuck%20Taylor/077035490,default,pd.html

    ^ CHEA …as soon i get them if they nice in person I am copping the red and white…..

    Chuck taylor’s >_________________

    since balling meant buying zimas

  480. Ty big's Says:

    @ Ty- wasn’t Patrice supposed to have an actual show coming out, like a sketch comedy jawn?

    ….. I was always confused by it I think thats what the patriceoneal.com shit was about, at first I thought it was just clips but then it ended and they were offering selling dvd’s of it and talking about a season 2 so I think he said no cabel network would allow him to do him so he went the intenet route

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