Video: Kanye West Performance on Letterman

FYI: 808s & Heartbreak, released today, is already #1 on the iTunes album charts.

Bonus: Hit the jump for footage of the KanYe doing “Pinnochio Story”, live in Singapore for GITD, which is what ultimately ended up on the album.

Props to Built From Skratch


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176 Responses to “Video: Kanye West Performance on Letterman”

  1. prophecy_projectz Says:

    Bitin that Pharcyde there ‘ye..

  2. VEe Says:

    Love Lockdown has been growing on me. But the singing is very so-so. SHould have had Cee-Lo or somebody far better on it.

  3. anons Says:

    wow, ye is wavin his nerd flag HIGH….

    i’ma say it again, that 80’s shag is never acceptable, NEVER. and these pastelle jackets are laughable.

    but this man has officially, single handedly taken hip hop somewhere else by layin it all on the table and that’s commendable because for all of the tough talk and bravado in hip hop, 98% of niggaz are SCARED to be themselves, to be human, to be artists. so big up to ye for being brave enough to be vulnerable, to be raw.

  4. VEe Says:

    He was good when he was singing “Passing Me By” but I got to laugh at the cat screaming Dolce Gabana. Consumerism is King.

  5. VEe Says:

    ^anons, did you forget what Lauryn Hill, Pac, Dre 3000, De La Soul, even Eminen recorded a while back.

    Ye is definitely doing his thing but let’s not act as is if he stands alone in hip hop doing all by himself. He just practically gave a serious co-sign to the Pharcyde’s work. 808 project is not far beyond the hip hop canon.

    Hey, is hip hop going to totally ignore Whoudini’s work?

  6. Smear Says:

    LoL @ Jeezy’s thugs’ gettin slapped round by an ol’ Wu benchwarmer and his buddies.

  7. and the winner is... Says:

    no sleep…ever..

  8. A tribe called quest Says:

    yo charles hamilton reminds me of weezy, hes going down that lane of being talented and weird at the same time

  9. anons Says:

    VEe, the difference is that none of the artists u mentioned strattled hip hop and pop so expertly…..and successfully. none of the artists you mentioned ever dominated the music scene as the most popular rapper and pop singer which is what Ye has done, never formulaic, pulling from damn near every genre of music all the while evolving as an artist.

    ….and still basically being considered a rapper.

    of course he comes from a rich history of artists but he’s redefined what a hip hop star is. i’m not dick riding, its just true.

  10. Charles Oakley Says:

    your girlfriend, when she was in the mail room, she offered to blow me…true story

  11. A tribe called quest Says:

    Charles Oakley Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 6:51 am
    your girlfriend, when she was in the mail room, she offered to blow me…true story
    ——————————————————–

    Ari is god

  12. justin Bee Says:

    this is rubbish

  13. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    Grand Hustle, Shawty Lo Camp Rumble At Dirty Awards
    La The Darkman/Young Jeezy Crews Fight At Dirty Awards

    ^
    Well so it ain’t so….wwf in this bitch

  14. Heinsain CuzISayzIWuz Says:

    VEe Says:

    November 25th, 2008 at 5:08 am
    Love Lockdown has been growing on me. But the singing is very so-so. SHould have had Cee-Lo or somebody far better on it.

    ^^^

    *co-signs

  15. M-Lito aka Ghost Says:

    edit: Well say* it ain’t so….wwf in this bitch

  16. sleep Says:

    oh shit president bush pardon john forte,i thought kanye say bush dont care about black people. i think hes gonna pardon barry bonds

  17. Nahright Hater Says:

    Nahright is a big Kany West Dick rider!!….fuck Kanye and this gay as album..

    Im ooking forward to luda instead and nahright you just mad cause thisis50 is taking you out when it comes to traffic and exclusives…you just like every other blogger tryin make a living..lol…you dirty ass motherfuckaaaaaa!!!!….befire i self destruct baby!

  18. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    daps yous guys.

  19. Big Homie Says:

    Daaamn Logans jeans was tight as shit…lmao

    *daps all*

  20. Plug Says:

    Kanye looks like eddie murphy from the “party all the time” video in that top pic

  21. David BlacKham Says:

    lol @ Ye’s mullet. or frolet you could call it.

  22. VEe Says:

    ^Anon, I’ll give you that. Sure he redefined what a hip hop star is. But let’s place KanYe in his historical context. The time is ripe for him as the antithesis for what’s going on in hip-hop (50-Cent) and coming from a crew (Roc-a-fella) backed by a well-oiled machine (Def Jam).

    “popular rapper and pop singer which is what Ye has done, never formulaic, pulling from damn near every genre of music all the while evolving as an artist.”

    That’s an excellent point but that statement can really apply to Andre Benjamin with the Love Below and specifically Lauryn Hill who has touched several genre’s of music like no other hip hop artist.

    While De La Soul was probably only singing some hooks, let’s not deny how they changed the climate of hip hop that provided the space for an artist like Kanye to exist in popular music.

  23. b-ease Says:

    Wow, the Dirty Awards were pure fuckery. LOL @ AlphaMega throwing a chair at Shawty Lo. Of course it was going to be that nigga. He was born angry.

    What’s good Nah? *daps plug, big homie, sleep, pap, writer*

  24. b-ease Says:

    That’s an excellent point but that statement can really apply to Andre Benjamin with the Love Below and specifically Lauryn Hill who has touched several genre’s of music like no other hip hop artist.

    ^^
    Co-sign.

  25. Plug Says:

    am I the only one who loves hip hop? why does everybody praise Andre 3K and Kanye for not rapping? 808 as trash. I liked Kanye for his hip hop not his versitility.

    since this is a hip hop site, and technically Kanye has given up on hip hop, I would like for kanye to never be posted ever again… or at least until he starts back rappin normal again. thanks in advance

  26. Big Homie Says:

    Bankheeeeeead!!!

  27. sleep Says:

    ok this kanye album sucks. how could somebody who cant sing,put out a album where hes singing and call it art. thats like beyonce dropping a rap album and say im stepping out my box so that art.

  28. b-ease Says:

    Fuck the dumb shit, Forte getting a presidential pardon is the biggest/most surprising/hilarious/bizarre story of the year.

  29. b-ease Says:

    Bankheeeeeead!!!

    ^^
    You already know. lol

  30. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Fuck the dumb shit, Forte getting a presidential pardon is the biggest/most surprising/hilarious/bizarre story of the year.

    ^^^
    george bush DOES care about black people.

  31. b-ease Says:

    ok this kanye album sucks. how could somebody who cant sing,put out a album where hes singing and call it art. thats like beyonce dropping a rap album and say im stepping out my box so that art.

    ^^
    I don’t think the album sucks, but I get your last point. It seems like people are real quick to call his album high art or a masterpiece just because its different. On the other hand, there’s alot of people dismissing it because he’s not rapping. Both camps need to just step back and judge it based solely on the music.

  32. ELECTROgremlinCS88 Says:

    Grand Hustle, Shawty Lo Camp Rumble At Dirty Awards
    La The Darkman/Young Jeezy Crews Fight At Dirty Awards

    ^^^
    applaud the Niggas that really go to this bullshit.

  33. SpotOn Says:

    Fuck the dumb shit, Forte getting a presidential pardon is the biggest/most surprising/hilarious/bizarre story of the year.

    ^^^Link or quench

    sup nah

  34. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    fuck what you heard, i feel forced to buy alphamega’s album. . . i feel like if you meet him, and he asks you if you copped it. . . . . if you say no, he’s gonna punch you in the trachea. . . .

  35. Big Homie Says:

    Fuck the dumb shit, Forte getting a presidential pardon is the biggest/most surprising/hilarious/bizarre story of the year.

    ^ I thought it was a joke at first or Eskay’s sarcasm.

  36. b-ease Says:

    ^^^Link or quench

    ^^
    Es posted the story last nite…

  37. SpotOn Says:

    fuck what you heard, i feel forced to buy alphamega’s album. . . i feel like if you meet him, and he asks you if you copped it. . . . . if you say no, he’s gonna punch you in the trachea. . . .

    ^^word

    lol @ “he was born angry”

    Plus the Forte story is all over the net. Pretty cool.

  38. Beezy Says:

    Fuck the dumb shit, Forte getting a presidential pardon is the biggest/most surprising/hilarious/bizarre story of the year.

    >>Yo I knew Bush was a Fugees stan.

  39. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    about the forte story. . . anybody know what liquid coke is??? i mean, i think peach snapple is liquid coke, but that shit ain’t illegal. . . ..

  40. Big Homie Says:

    anybody know what liquid coke is???

    ^ Crazy, you wanna take this one?

  41. b-ease Says:

    ^ I thought it was a joke at first or Eskay’s sarcasm.

    ^^
    Word, I definetly refreshed the page a couple times to make sure that that was actually what I was seeing. Thank God for Carly Simon. Remind me to make friends with a homely white female pop star. Never know when I’m going to get bagged with 14 pounds of fish.

  42. b-ease Says:

    *devises plan to infiltrate Kelly Clarkson’s inner circle*

  43. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    videos not playin all the way through for me today. . . . .

  44. Beezy Says:

    anybody know what liquid coke is??? i mean, i think peach snapple is liquid coke

    >>LOL…I’ve heard of it as a shot before. It has like 151 and peach schnapps and some other shit.

    Never as a form of narcotics though…

  45. Big Homie Says:

    Yo I think I am going back to the McDonalds down from my office and raise hell for this Steak and egg bagel sandwich they served me. They were stingy with the meat and did not give me enough. WTF

  46. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    but the funniest story from the forte link es posted. . . .

    One of the pardon cases was Leslie Owen Collier, a farmer from Charleston, Mo. He pleaded guilty in February 1996 to two counts of taking bald eagles and one count of using poisoned bait to kill animals on his farm. The victims were three bald eagles, a red-tailed hawk, a great horned owl, a opossum, a raccoon and seven coyotes.Collier was sentenced to two years’ probation, barred from possessing a firearm during that period, and ordered to pay $10,000 in restitution.

    they wasted a pardon on a probationary case?!?!?!?!?!

  47. b-ease Says:

    they wasted a pardon on a probationary case?!?!?!?!?!

    ^^
    Homie needed his gun, and didnt want to pay that 10 grand. Fortunately, he appears to know someone who knows President Bush.

  48. ELECTROgremlinCS88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    November 25th, 2008 at 9:07 am
    anybody know what liquid coke is???

    ^ Crazy, you wanna take this one?

    ^^^
    LMAO… Naw, lets watch a nigga give the wrong answer & play himself…

  49. Beezy Says:

    they wasted a pardon on a probationary case?!?!?!?!?!

    >I think he can pardon as many people as he wants…so it wasnt really a waste per se. It was just uneccessary…but who knows, maybe dude was like a WWII hero and they didnt feel he should have his record blemished just for farming activities.

  50. Beezy Says:

    Liquid Cocain = Water = Coke Wave = MAX B!

  51. Big Homie Says:

    They need to pardon Shyne Po

  52. b-ease Says:

    They need to pardon Shyne Po

    ^^
    Considering how crazy the Forte shit is, I’m pretty sure my head would have literally exploded if the headline had Shyne’s name in it instead.

  53. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    in response to some of the statements last night in that forte post. .. .

    the cannot, nor will they, pardon mumia. . . although i believe there was some fuckery surrounding his conviction.. . . if you excuse a CONVICTED cop killer, all hell will break loose. . . .

    trust me, the cops would OD.

  54. b-ease Says:

    15 seconds in, and this Freeway/Banks shit is insane…

  55. Beezy Says:

    FYI: 808s & Heartbreak, released today,

    ^This joint was released yesterday. SMH. Maybe they are a day behind in Canada…

  56. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    ok this kanye album sucks. how could somebody who cant sing,put out a album where hes singing and call it art. thats like beyonce dropping a rap album and say im stepping out my box so that art.

    ^^
    I don’t think the album sucks, but I get your last point. It seems like people are real quick to call his album high art or a masterpiece just because its different. On the other hand, there’s alot of people dismissing it because he’s not rapping. Both camps need to just step back and judge it based solely on the music.

    ^But this is a hip-hop forum. How many “exceptions” are we supposed to make? eskay even goes out of his way to say that he doesn’t post r&b unless there’s some rapping on it. Your point is duly noted and fairly assessed but due to the context of which most of the visitors use this site for, it is a FAIL on a hip-hop level. Just as a music lover’s album I can understand why many might like it, because I’m a lover of music in general (though I refuse to this abomination). But if we’re judging it on a mainly hiphop perspective, being that NR is mostly based on rapping… FAIL.

    Even M.O.P rapped over their Sade mash-up (c) Marxmen Cinema

  57. b-ease Says:

    Even if you’ve never done any other drug, and don’t plan on it, I am of the firm belief that everyone should do shrooms at least once. Seriously.

  58. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    15 seconds in, and this Freeway/Banks shit is insane…

    ^Hell to the fuck yeah. That song goes hard. Freeway is shaping up for his 3rd classic.

    *puts on goggles, mouthpiece, and Columbian boots*

  59. b-ease Says:

    *daps Billz*

  60. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    billz. . . . what’s good my nigga. . . i heard last night that you rock the goatee saver. . . is this true?

    http://www.goateesaver.com

  61. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Dirty Awards = Monday Night RAW “Raw is Dirt”

    also…

    Bush pardoned John Forte?!…holy moley.

  62. D. Billz Says:

    *football-esqe headbutts for the morning crew*

  63. VEe Says:

    ^Plug and Sleep,
    Like I said, KanYe is doing his thing . . . but some of the accolades of are a bit overblown. The Love Lockdown performance was cool, but if I’m going to pay money to hear some one sing? I’ll check out Lelah Hathaway.

    If I’ll throw down money to hear some one rap, I’ll check Redman, KRS-1, Ghostface, Homeboy Sandman, Cypress Hill, etc. I know Kanye puts a serious effort towards his shows but personally I think Busta + Spliff is crazier than any KanYe electric-magnetic light show.

    He may get major media love but that doesn’t place him on the top. Conceding the best Hip Hop Artist award to Lil Wayne reveals his self awareness and ultimately how he sees where he truly stands.

    In the end, you can ignore half the bullsh*t I said, but lil homey just can’t sing. He’s not doing “Hey Ya” nor is he competing against “Crazy.” Phenomenal popular records.

  64. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    billz. . . . what’s good my nigga. . . i heard last night that you rock the goatee saver. . . is this true?

    http://www.goateesaver.com

    ^LOL! I put chea on to it. I haven’t got a chance to use it yet because my beard game is on right now (the winter swag, OW). As soon as the spring breaks (or if I move to warmer climate) I’m gonna test it out. chea has been raving about it so it must be legit.

  65. VEe Says:

    Overall though I THOUGHT 808 was going to be garbage, but it is interesting.

    It definitely ain’t trash. It may sell though, if that ever meant anything.

  66. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^LOL! I put chea on to it. I haven’t got a chance to use it yet because my beard game is on right now (the winter swag, OW). As soon as the spring breaks (or if I move to warmer climate) I’m gonna test it out. chea has been raving about it so it must be legit.

    ^^

    yea, that’s who told me! i dropped the link yesterday like “yo, white people hilarious!” and chea was like

    “yo, billz put me on to that jawn.”

    i felt like i had lost. . . . now i wanna cop to see what all the hub bub is about. . . .

  67. b-ease Says:

    ^But this is a hip-hop forum. How many “exceptions” are we supposed to make? eskay even goes out of his way to say that he doesn’t post r&b unless there’s some rapping on it. Your point is duly noted and fairly assessed but due to the context of which most of the visitors use this site for, it is a FAIL on a hip-hop level.

    ^^
    I’d say that if a hiphop artist of Ye’s or Andre’s caliber goes left and makes material that doesnt contain a lot of rapping, their history and status as elite hiphop artists make the “exception” logical. I mean, Es would be wrong for posting a new Trey Songz joint, but even on Autotue and depressed, Kanye’s still a hiphop artist. And because of that, I think it makes sense to post the 808’s shit, because being who he is, hiphop fans are going to have something to say about it. But I overstand your point, I just think that there are expceptions to the “no R&B” rule around here, and I would say that a sung joint by Kanye (or 3K, or Lauryn, or Ghost, etc) fits that bill.

  68. Beezy Says:

    Speaking of Autotune…Max B on it is not a good look…and I’m his #1 stan.

  69. SpotOn Says:

    That Jake One Freway, Bro Ali joint is ILLLLLy

  70. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Speaking of Autotune…Max B on it is not a good look…and I’m his #1 stan.

    ^^

    PD3 is all i’ve been playing all damn week/weekend. . . . that nigga can make a song, i tells ya.

  71. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # SpotOn Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    That Jake One Freway, Bro Ali joint is ILLLLLy

    ^^^

    *Street Fighter uppercuts Spoton while holding a late pass in clenched fist*

  72. D. Billz Says:

    b-ease

    I guess we agree to disagree. Just know if I see you in the club singing along to them shits that I’m filming it and Youtubing it. Don’t ask me why I got a camcorder in the club nigga. Lol

  73. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Maxi > Max B

  74. SpotOn Says:

    http://www.goateesaver.com

    ^^^Are you fucking kidding? Lmao

  75. Beezy Says:

    Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies > Max B

  76. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Speaking of Autotune…Max B on it is not a good look…and I’m his #1 stan.

    ^^

    PD3 is all i’ve been playing all damn week/weekend. . . . that nigga can make a song, i tells ya.

    ^You aint never lied. That “mixtape” is like MM2 as far as original material. It could be classified as an album imo. That’s one of those joints that I’m going to have to rehash next spring/summer and bump in the whip with the windows rolled down. That, and MDBv.2. Heat rocks.

  77. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Even if you’ve never done any other drug, and don’t plan on it, I am of the firm belief that everyone should do shrooms at least once. Seriously.

    ^^^

    i wouldn’t mind trying a mind altering drug just once. . . . i need to see what all the commotion is about.

  78. PLUG Says:

    http://www.goateesaver.com
    ———
    LMFAO!!!!!!

  79. D. Billz Says:

    *laughing because Plug is laughing*

    *doesn’t know why though*

    I can see how a ninja can just roll up and see that link and have an immediate roast. Smh

  80. Beezy Says:

    PD3 is all i’ve been playing all damn week/weekend. . . . that nigga can make a song, i tells ya.

    ^You aint never lied. That “mixtape” is like MM2 as far as original material. It could be classified as an album imo. That’s one of those joints that I’m going to have to rehash next spring/summer and bump in the whip with the windows rolled down. That, and MDBv.2. Heat rocks.

    >>Its VAGILANTE SEASON, owwwwwwww

  81. b-ease Says:

    Don’t ask me why I got a camcorder in the club nigga.

    ^^
    LMAO

  82. SpotOn Says:

    http://www.goateesaver.com

    ^^^They are about to make money off the campyness. Im bout to fwd that to everybody. Hilarious.

  83. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    ^You aint never lied. That “mixtape” is like MM2 as far as original material. It could be classified as an album imo.
    %%%

    I’ma Max b fan, thats def his best work, i still bump a bunch of songs off that shit, Paper Work is my shit ,but shit iv been hearing lately not so much

  84. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies > Max B

    ^^^

    them cookies is delicious…they gotta be, they 3 classic cookies in one!

  85. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    That’s one of those joints that I’m going to have to rehash next spring/summer and bump in the whip with the windows rolled down.

    ^^^

    LMAO!!!! YO!!!!

    this whole week, that’s ALL that’s been running through my mind!

    “yo, i can’t wait to play this out the civic with the windows down. . . . shit’s gonna be crazy!”

  86. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies
    ^^^
    Yo from where that sounds offical

  87. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I’ll never listen to Max B…I’ll just laugh at him.

  88. Beezy Says:

    Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies
    ^^^
    Yo from where that sounds offical

    >>Some chica I work with brought them in. It seriously is the most delicious thing I have ever tasted in my life.

    http://www.grouprecipes.com/sr/27388/pumpkin-oatmeal-chocolate-chip-cookies/recipe/

  89. b-ease Says:

    It reflects your personality. It declares your individuality. Your goatee is much more than just facial hair, your goatee helps fashion your identity.

    ^^*DEAD*

  90. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    real men wear goatees.

  91. Beezy Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    November 25th, 2008 at 9:52 am
    I’ll never listen to Max B…I’ll just laugh at him.

    >>A life without Max is not worth living.

    TRYYYY MEEEEEEE
    you can hit me I’m gone keep coming….

  92. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    real men wear goatees.

    ^^^

    real men weargoatees. Beards.

  93. green eyes Says:

    Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

    ^ yummy

    good morning gentlemen: crazy, billz, big homie, beezy, b ease, papag, d block, on point, digi, twain, etc etc

  94. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    >>A life without Max is not worth living.

    TRYYYY MEEEEEEE
    you can hit me I’m gone keep coming….

    ^^^

    *hangs self with a long spaghetti noodle…survives cause well a noodle is not that strong*

  95. b-ease Says:

    i wouldn’t mind trying a mind altering drug just once. . . . i need to see what all the commotion is about.

    ^^
    You only live one time pap. And the commotion is definetly deserved lol They taste like shit, but throw some of those bad boys on a slice and your good to go.

    One time like 4 or 5 years ago, I went up top to my mans college (ll), he was good with them, so within an hour I was tripping my ass off. He had a New Jack City movie poster on his wall. The smoke in Wesley’s nose started moving in real time, and that started becoming creatures. Keep in mind, I ate alot of them shits that nite lol

  96. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Pumpkin Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

    ^ yummy

    good morning gentlemen: crazy, billz, big homie, beezy, b ease, papag, d block, on point, digi, twain, etc etc

    ^^^

    morning…

    *under his breath*

    “last name huh?…sheesh…it’s cause I’m white right?…jeezzzzz”

    *kicks rocks*

    lol.

  97. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    You only live one time pap. And the commotion is definetly deserved lol They taste like shit, but throw some of those bad boys on a slice and your good to go.

    One time like 4 or 5 years ago, I went up top to my mans college (ll), he was good with them, so within an hour I was tripping my ass off. He had a New Jack City movie poster on his wall. The smoke in Wesley’s nose started moving in real time, and that started becoming creatures. Keep in mind, I ate alot of them shits that nite lol

    ^^^

    ole after school special bad peer pressuring friend lookin mutha…

  98. b-ease Says:

    what up green

  99. Beezy Says:

    ole after school special bad peer pressuring friend lookin mutha…

    >>Come on baby, just try a little acid…it wont hurt.

    *Helen Hunt jumps out window*

  100. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    That’s one of those joints that I’m going to have to rehash next spring/summer and bump in the whip with the windows rolled down.

    ^^^

    LMAO!!!! YO!!!!

    this whole week, that’s ALL that’s been running through my mind!

    “yo, i can’t wait to play this out the civic with the windows down. . . . shit’s gonna be crazy!”

    ^You got a Civic too? I guess that makes us broskis! (c) something pockets would say. Lol

  101. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    >>A life without Max is not worth living.

    ^^^
    ol boy killed himself on justin.tv because he lost his PD3 and Million Dollar Baby.

    realized that he couldn’t go on.

  102. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    ole after school special bad peer pressuring friend lookin mutha…

    >>Come on baby, just try a little acid…it wont hurt.

    *Helen Hunt jumps out window*

    ^^^

    I like how you incorporated Helen Hunt…ha.

    she had a nice rack though…

  103. b-ease Says:

    ol boy killed himself on justin.tv because he lost his PD3 and Million Dollar Baby.

    ^^
    Damn.

  104. SpotOn Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    November 25th, 2008 at 9:56 am
    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    real men wear goatees.

    ^^^

    real men weargoatees. Beards.

    ^^^SF: I just shaved my philly beard to a goatee yesterday. I wish I had known about the goateesaver.

  105. b-ease Says:

    I just shaved my philly beard to a goatee yesterday. I wish I had known about the goateesaver.

    ^^
    The above is hilarious on 4 different levels.

  106. D. Billz Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:52 am

    I’ll never listen to Max B…I’ll just laugh at him.

    ^Pretty much the same way we treat you on NR.

  107. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    http://www.goateesaver.com

    ^^^is this shit real. lol

  108. PLUG Says:

    *laughing because Plug is laughing*

    *doesn’t know why though*

    I can see how a ninja can just roll up and see that link and have an immediate roast. Smh
    —————
    I actually clicked on the link. dude had some device in is mouth… and instead of using liners, he used a razor to line his beard. lmfao!!! no wonder cats be messin up they goatees.

  109. SpotOn Says:

    Sup Greenie

  110. Beezy Says:

    I like how you incorporated Helen Hunt…ha.

    she had a nice rack though…

    >Does anyone remember the video im referencing? I had to watch it in like 8th grade Health Class. Bitch does drugs and then literally jumps out the window.

    Its either called Angel Dusted…or Desperate Lives. I can’t remember.

  111. TheCo!!inB Says:

    Diamonds the size of Robert Harris’/I Bebe Kids my neck -Pusha-

  112. b-ease Says:

    Aw shit, the goatee saver is getting some backlash!

  113. b-ease Says:

    ^Pretty much the same way we treat you on NR.

    ^^
    Ohhhhhh, he jonin’!

  114. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    ^You got a Civic too? I guess that makes us broskis! (c) something pockets would say. Lol

    ^^^

    this spring, i’ll come up to towson. . . tryna roll out and snag snowbunnies in the civ?

    paws.

  115. b-ease Says:

    Speaking of him,

    Robin Harris = most underrated comic ever

  116. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 9:52 am

    I’ll never listen to Max B…I’ll just laugh at him.

    ^Pretty much the same way we treat you on NR.

    ^^^

    damn and all this time I thought you fuckers were laughing with me…no wonder…

    *plays Genesis CD*

  117. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    >Does anyone remember the video im referencing? I had to watch it in like 8th grade Health Class. Bitch does drugs and then literally jumps out the window.

    Its either called Angel Dusted…or Desperate Lives. I can’t remember.

    ^^^

    Damn I thought you was making the shit up…

  118. green eyes Says:

    my first reaction to that goatee saver was.. wow.. that seems high maintenance.. but then i thought of some of my own personal appearance & grooming regimens and am just pleased you all care about your grooming and while its odd looking, its no odder than say an eyelash curler or a vat of hot wax

  119. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    greens,crazy, billz, big homie, beezy, b ease, papag, d block, on point, digi, twain, etc etc

    ^^^^^*daps*

  120. S.I.C.K Says:

    Nigga so broke I`m eating crunchy egg noodles as I type this.Washing it down with a leftover warm 1/2 can of diet coke.Breakfast of champions.LOL

    Fuckit shit like that builds character.Fortunately I`m getting $640 a month rent for a spare room I don`t use.You need a side hustle these days.

    Shit I don`t even wear my own chain no more.Gold dog tag with custom gold lettering.Funny how you value shit at one time.Now I let my earth rock the shit.

    Thirst niggas always tryna get at my bint on the daily anyways.The chain just adds more attention.They say the earth weighs 6 sextillion tons.The blackman handles that weight with ease AND THEN SOME!!

    Oh yeah…that Kanye “amazing” jawn has grown on me considerably.

  121. b-ease Says:

    Swizz said he’s worked on five songs with Eminem, including one featuring both Dr. Dre and 50 Cent. “I don’t know the title yet, but it’s classic,” he said. “It’s sounding big.”

    Another song Swizz worked on with Em is a track they’re referring to as a “Stan Part 2.” “You know how ‘Stan’ … was the big [song]?” Swizz asked, referring to the obsessed-fan track which sampled Dido’s “Thank You.” “So I worked on part 2, and I think it was, like, totally genius.”

    ^^
    Stan part 2? God no.

  122. PLUG Says:

    http://www.goodmans.net/get_item_ad-04710_andis-04710-t-outliner-trimmer.htm

    ^If you are a grown man and dont own a pair of these, drive into a brick wall… top speed.

    I swear sometimes I feel like Eddie Hascle and yall are the Beave and Wally. i gotta show yall everything

  123. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # S.I.C.K Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Nigga so broke I`m eating crunchy egg noodles as I type this.Washing it down with a leftover warm 1/2 can of diet coke.Breakfast of champions.LOL

    Fuckit shit like that builds character.Fortunately I`m getting $640 a month rent for a spare room I don`t use.You need a side hustle these days.

    Shit I don`t even wear my own chain no more.Gold dog tag with custom gold lettering.Funny how you value shit at one time.Now I let my earth rock the shit.

    Thirst niggas always tryna get at my bint on the daily anyways.The chain just adds more attention.They say the earth weighs 6 sextillion tons.The blackman handles that weight with ease AND THEN SOME!!

    Oh yeah…that Kanye “amazing” jawn has grown on me considerably.

    ^^^

    Cam’Ron is that you?

  124. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    its no odder than say an eyelash curler or a vat of hot wax

    ^^^

    *idea*

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .

    would you use it?

  125. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I swear sometimes I feel like Eddie Hascle and yall are the Beave and Wally. i gotta show yall everything

    ^^^

    classic

  126. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    http://www.goodmans.net/get_item_ad-04710_andis-04710-t-outliner-trimmer.htm

    ^If you are a grown man and dont own a pair of these, drive into a brick wall… top speed.

    ^^^^co-sign

  127. b-ease Says:

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .

    ^^
    Holy shit.

  128. Big Homie Says:

    LMAO at the goatee saver. Brilliant!!!

  129. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    it’s Tuehursday.

  130. SpotOn Says:

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .

    ^^
    Holy shit.

    ^^^*calls patent office*

  131. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    it’s fun, it’s fun to do bad things…

  132. Big Homie Says:

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .

    ^ Yea maybe like a heart shaped design or a bottle of liquor design or some shit.

  133. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    bottle of liquor design

    ^^^

    *hits head on desk*

  134. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .

    ^^
    Holy shit.

    ^^^*calls patent office*

    ^^^
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

    *goes to patent office with designs on napkin*

  135. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    maybe a 2 lane road sign design…

  136. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .
    ^^^
    Brilliant!

  137. SpotOn Says:

    http://www.goodmans.net/get_item_ad-04710_andis-04710-t-outliner-trimmer.htm

    ^If you are a grown man and dont own a pair of these, drive into a brick wall… top speed.

    I swear sometimes I feel like Eddie Hascle and yall are the Beave and Wally. i gotta show yall everything

    ^^^Yeah cosign every barber recommending it. I got a wahl balding clipper that works great.

  138. b-ease Says:

    it’s Tuehursday.

    ^^
    Definetly my favorite day of the week.

  139. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Give the vag a goatee

  140. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^^^
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

    *goes to patent office with designs on napkin*

    ^^^

    SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *runs to patent office with designs on palms of hand*

    “No I swear they were there, wait cant you see this one…wait…”

  141. Beezy Says:

    I’m ready to get drunk @ lunch today.

  142. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # DIGITAL SCALES Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Give the vag a goatee

    ^^^

    do it the Freeway Way!

  143. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Beezy Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    I’m ready to get drunk @ lunch today.

    ^^^

    Shit I’m ready to get drunk on my way to the bathroom…

  144. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    ^You got a Civic too? I guess that makes us broskis! (c) something pockets would say. Lol

    ^^^

    this spring, i’ll come up to towson. . . tryna roll out and snag snowbunnies in the civ?

    paws.

    ^ Clever Brilliant

    Sounds like a plan though. I have negative “white girl game” so I’ll play the wingman.

    *buffs WOTY trophy*

  145. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^^^Yeah cosign every barber recommending it. I got a wahl balding clipper that works great.

    ^^^

    yeah thats the blicka I got…

  146. ELECTROgremlinCS88 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j78HYNW_Qa0&eurl=

  147. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Sounds like a plan though. I have negative “white girl game” so I’ll play the wingman.

    ^^

    yo, baggin white chicks is rather difficult. . . but at the same time, a lot easier. . . white chicks are ALWAYS twisted, so if you snag some at a house party, you can probably put a thumb in their butt that night. . . .

  148. PLUG Says:

    man I got so much work to do before the end of the day wendsday…

    *initiates lurk mode*

    *plays JAY DEE’s Slum Village Fan-tas-tic vol 1 instrumentals softly in the background*

  149. green eyes Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    its no odder than say an eyelash curler or a vat of hot wax

    ^^^

    *idea*

    green, what if there was a “box design shaver”? where you’d put it into pre-designated designs (star, lightning bolt, land strip, etc), and shave your shit into a nice, neat design. . .

    would you use it?

    ^ no. i cannot and will not bring a sharp razor need such a vital and delicate part of my anatomy. thats why there are hot vats of wax. besides if yall need a soecial design down there to get excited.. something very wrong

  150. D. Billz Says:

    Plug

    Oh, I definitely got the Andis on deck. But I still can’t perfect my goatee. It never evens out the way I want it to. For instance, the last time I went to the shop my manz laced me with the Teddy Riley joint, goatee was connecting PERFECTLY with the thin lines. But he also used a razor. I’m not handy with one of those and I’m not tryin’ to buck-50 myself in the mirror. Therefore, the GoateeSaver might be my next best investment. I’ve been DYING for that type of invention.

  151. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Skiing on the Side With Some Super Snowbunnies on The Salom wearing Shiny Shades…

    …dont ask.

  152. green eyes Says:

    lmao @ big homies bottle of liquor design

  153. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^ no. i cannot and will not bring a sharp razor need such a vital and delicate part of my anatomy. thats why there are hot vats of wax.

    ^^^

    greens is on some shit today…holy…

  154. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yo, baggin white chicks is rather difficult. . . but at the same time, a lot easier. . . white chicks are ALWAYS twisted, so if you snag some at a house party, you can probably put a thumb in their butt that night. . . .

    ^^^

    just a tumb…come on think bigger…(none)

  155. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yo, baggin white chicks is rather difficult. . . but at the same time, a lot easier. . . white chicks are ALWAYS twisted, so if you snag some at a house party, you can probably put a thumb in their butt that night. . . .

    ^^^

    just a thumb…come on now, at least a thumb and a index…

  156. Backatit Says:

    http://www.goodmans.net/get_item_ad-04710_andis-04710-t-outliner-trimmer.htm

    ^If you are a grown man and dont own a pair of these, drive into a brick wall… top speed.

    ^ Just hate the fact that it aggravates razor bumps (ll)

    Daps to all…..the work day has begun, and no productivity has occurred yet.

  157. green eyes Says:

    need was supposed to be near. ya’ll should be used to deciphering greenitis by now tho

  158. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I thought the ATL was all about Unity…them mofos have been mighty WWE as of late…

  159. eskay Says:

    *saves goatee*

  160. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    I’m not handy with one of those and I’m not tryin’ to buck-50 myself in the mirror

    ^^^

    yo, i been workin with the razor a lil bit. . . i tried to give my hairline the razor treatment, and scratched my shit all up!!

    but the goatee. .. . i feel like a fuckin samurai the way i get down with the blade!

    paws.

  161. SpotOn Says:

    LF: My goatee/beard shaping game is impeccable. (||)jic

  162. b-ease Says:

    I thought the ATL was all about Unity…them mofos have been mighty WWE as of late…

    ^^
    They WERE all about unity. But too many of them niggas blew up.

  163. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Backatit Says:

    ^^^

    great name sir *daps*

    Ladies, Clap Ya Tits (c) MTF

  164. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    They WERE all about unity. But too many of them niggas blew up.

    ^^^

    yeah thats what I figured…shit even like 2 or 3 years ago they did that picture with XXL shit was gravy, all collabos with each other…now everybody wanna tussle…

  165. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    eskay Says:

    November 25th, 2008 at 10:26 am
    *saves goatee*

    ^^
    eskay, you got an underbeard.

    you don’t need the goatee saver.

  166. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yo, i been workin with the razor a lil bit. . . i tried to give my hairline the razor treatment, and scratched my shit all up!!

    but the goatee. .. . i feel like a fuckin samurai the way i get down with the blade!

    paws.

    ^^^

    trick with the razor is…

    dont push down to damn hard on your skin, use hella hot ass water and make sure your razor is clean, and then use rubbing alcohol on your neck and areas you shaved…keeps bumps from being formed, etc

  167. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    eskay, you got an underbeard.

    you don’t need the goatee saver.
    ^^^^
    Dead

  168. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    usually my beard is clean, level, and crisp…shits all over the place right now…i i dont give a F right bout now…thats the point with that Grzzly Winter beard…

  169. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    trick with the razor is…

    dont push down to damn hard on your skin, use hella hot ass water and make sure your razor is clean, and then use rubbing alcohol on your neck and areas you shaved…keeps bumps from being formed, etc

    ^^shit fuck that. I just use trimmers and liners and call it a day. I’d fuck around and kill myself trying to shave with a razor.

  170. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    trust I dont have that damn Statik Slektah Token White Boy Beard…

  171. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    i hate niggas that can grow beards, b/c my shit just be mad dysfunctional. . . . like, one side come in all splotchy [ll] and shit, then the other side be smooooooooove. . . . .

    it’s like kanye’s beard, but only on one side of my face!!

  172. green eyes Says:

    use rubbing alcohol on your neck and areas you shaved…keeps bumps from being formed, etc

    ^ you dont use Tend Skin? it burns less

  173. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^^shit fuck that. I just use trimmers and liners and call it a day. I’d fuck around and kill myself trying to shave with a razor.

    ^^^

    yeah but you can never get that clean and smoothness of a razor…shit’s impeccable.

  174. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    i hate niggas that can grow beards, b/c my shit just be mad dysfunctional. . . . like, one side come in all splotchy [ll] and shit, then the other side be smooooooooove. . . . .

    it’s like kanye’s beard, but only on one side of my face!!

    ^^^lol

  175. go Says:

    i fucking loved that performance. call me a fairy, but the degree to which kanye got into it nearly sent chills down my spine. 808’s as a whole might not be great, but there are definitely a couple gems on there.

  176. nunya bizness Says:

    Pinnochio bites MJ much, no?

    Good CD although only 6 tunes will make it to the iPod.

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