Video: Can’t Live Wit’em, Can’t Shoot’em

I know she has a few fans on here, and so does he.

Related: Here’s the bonus track from the Benzi X Budden “We Got The Remix”, produced by Double-O from Kidz In The Hall.

Joe Budden x Benzi – Get No Younger (Double-O RMX)

Also, the Benzi x Kanye West x Plain Pat “Sky High (We Got The Remix)” project will be released soon. It features exclusive remixes of all the Graduation joints plus some of Kanye’s earlier work. Featuring beats from Diplo, The Kickdrums, Cookin Soul, Eli Escobar and others.


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221 Responses to “Video: Can’t Live Wit’em, Can’t Shoot’em”

  1. EnglandRepresent Says:

    If anyone sees Victory or Rigga come in the spot call me on the Batphone. I need to rip the piss outta the little sods. (no no)

  2. farsideoff Says:

    Anybody see the nytimes cover page this day? Barack was looking all Neo-I-am-the-one-save-the-masses. Them McCain as below him looking all dweebish.

  3. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    what up Govna, wha’ a gwan

  4. Darth Cipher Says:

    MAN… i WISH i had a girl who be stacked like that!!!… GYOT DAMN!!!!

  5. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Anybody gotta link for the mixtape about nothing

    All think links iv tried are dead.

  6. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Yeah she look like she used to be a fat chick, lost mad weight, got some surgery in DR and came back stacked, worked on that stomach, shes bad like word yeah

  7. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Venspektah Deck

    LF: I never called INS “Deck.” It always sounded too close to [||] dick.

  8. Darth Cipher Says:

    @ Digital

    gimme a couple mins and i can have it for you… hopefully

  9. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *mapquests “sofa lounge”* (is that what she said?)

  10. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Darth Cipher Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    @ Digital

    gimme a couple mins and i can have it for you… hopefully

    ^^^

    Ha ha ha…..FRUITATION!

  11. DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    Good looks ciph

    What up Ven ol cuban gooding jr looking nigga

  12. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    DIGITAL SCALES Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Good looks ciph

    What up Ven ol cuban gooding jr looking nigga
    ^^^

    *daps Dro*

    aint shit, lightworkin…what yall niggas thought about saw 5

  13. Darth Cipher Says:

    Np digital… i’m making a link for you, since the one i used is out of commission… so may take about 10mins, since my computer is experiencing slower then usual performance (read: overkill with the porn)

  14. plug Says:

    nothin like listenin to some dilla instrumentals wit the seed

  15. 0.9 Says:

    cory will tell to charles “we don’t believe u/u need more hipsters”
    lol hipster rap would be da ish as the 98 rap era !
    …THE FUTUR…which reserves to us ?
    WE NEED OBAMA FO REAL!
    his Presidential LP w/ jigga called “dirt off your shoulder” is needed
    SOON

  16. Darth Cipher Says:

    aint shit, lightworkin…what yall niggas thought about saw 5
    ^^^

    haven’t seen it yet, so shhh… actually i don’t care if you speak might not see it for a while anyway

  17. 0.9 Says:

    LOL
    budden has a fucking ass !
    no homo (understand this quote fo real dude)
    but damn……….. this vid is daymn
    compromiscous (whoredope!!!!)
    ow, THAT’s An ASS !

  18. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Darth Cipher Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    haven’t seen it yet, so shhh… actually i don’t care if you speak might not see it for a while anyway
    ^^^

    lol, nigga…you already know what happens, but I aint gone say shit. Meagan Good sexy ass was in it

  19. 0.9 Says:

    jump off joe budden tv AKA an hiphop reality show

  20. ave Says:

    joe buddens girl>any rappers girls except hova

    dat ass is ridiculous she been eatin her platanos

    rican n dominican shorties in jersey>anywhere else in the usa

  21. Darth Cipher Says:

    lol, nigga…you already know what happens, but I aint gone say shit. Meagan Good sexy ass was in it
    ^^^

    i think that’s the only reason i really wonna see it… i’d eat food off that girls ass any day of the week!!!… don’t act liek you niggas wouldn’t either, i know girls that would

  22. 0.9 Says:

    HIS wifey’s ASS izzz:
    “make a booty talk A BOOTY TALK A BOOTY TALK make a booty talk
    A BOOTY TALK A BOOTY TALK” song!
    MOVE DAT BOOTY

  23. PW Says:

    That broad can’t even walk properly, she so blessed.

  24. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Darth Cipher Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    lol, nigga…you already know what happens, but I aint gone say shit. Meagan Good sexy ass was in it
    ^^^

    i think that’s the only reason i really wonna see it… i’d eat food off that girls ass any day of the week!!!… don’t act liek you niggas wouldn’t either, i know girls that would
    ^^^
    I’d just eat her ass as food…but the bitch got knocked up

  25. Darth Cipher Says:

    joe buddens girl>any rappers girls except hova
    ^^^

    I’m past beyonce these days…

  26. Darth Cipher Says:

    I’d just eat her ass as food…but the bitch got knocked up
    ^^^

    that still wouldn’t stop me

  27. 0.9 Says:

    top 3 : rappers’ ass (their girlfriend’s ass, i mention)
    1 JayZ
    2 BuDDeN
    3 NaS

  28. R.J.Orion Says:

    plug Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    nothin like listenin to some dilla instrumentals wit the seed

    ————

    WORD

  29. 0.9 Says:

    don’t talk to me about fifty/bow wow for ciara
    or chris brown as a rapper ! thx

  30. PW Says:

    How many people weren’t big Dilla fans before he died?

    *raises hand shamelessly*

  31. R.J.Orion Says:

    for whatever reason Jamal Crawford OWNS Dwyane Wade … he had a 53 pt game, a 42 pt game and a couple 30+ games against him … he already has 13 pts in the first 7 monutes …

  32. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    0.9 Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    top 3 : rappers’ ass (their girlfriend’s ass, i mention)

    3 NaS

    ^^^
    I said that too once I saw this shit…

    http://www.tinyurl.com/6a7vng

  33. 0.9 Says:

    budden needs adisc fodecember
    why this was fooctober ? datz stupid
    but.. padded room fo february so..
    patience

  34. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    PW Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    How many people weren’t big Dilla fans before he died?

    *raises hand shamelessly*
    ^^^
    *points toward exit*

  35. Darth Cipher Says:

    How many people weren’t big Dilla fans before he died?
    ^^^

    My uncle put me on dilla with ATCQ & Common’s music, then i became of fan of his work alongside the roots and the rest is history

  36. 0.9 Says:

    i think that pic was/is fake
    but … kelis iz hot, i suppose
    soooooooooooooooooooo

  37. 0.9 Says:

    mos def wifey is not bad too…
    nah?!!!

  38. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    tinyurl.com/66p2ca

  39. Darth Cipher Says:

    Kelis’ ass isn’t that great to be honest… but i’m sure she’s a fucking FREEKEY DEEKEY in the bed

  40. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    0.9 Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    i think that pic was/is fake
    but … kelis iz hot, i suppose
    soooooooooooooooooooo
    ^^^^^
    Say word? Is that tattoo fake too, because that’s her tat you know…

  41. 0.9 Says:

    pic wasn’t real too me
    but yeah she’s hot so…
    ON BED Yessir!
    no doubt
    WHASSUP NASER !?
    hahaa

  42. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    youngandthefly.blogspot.com/2008/10
    /glasses-malone-speaks-on-joe-budden.html

  43. PW Says:

    # !Ven-Tech? Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    PW Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    How many people weren’t big Dilla fans before he died?

    *raises hand shamelessly*
    ^^^
    *points toward exit*
    ^^

    Don’t front. A lot more ppl jumped on Dilla’s cocwave after he died.

    I knew his shit…I just never knew I did.

  44. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Darth Cipher Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Kelis’ ass isn’t that great to be honest… but i’m sure she’s a fucking FREEKEY DEEKEY in the bed
    ^^^^
    I couldn’t EVEN care…she’s bucky nekkit on a bed looking back at the camera

    Who else got pics like that one that wasn’t stolen from a camera phone?

  45. R.J.Orion Says:

    how many people were jaydee fans before he was even dilla?

    how many own dusty retail copies of Fantastic: Vol 2?

    how many people knew who the Ummah was?

    how many people listened to Frank & Dank

    everybody didnt just discover Dilla overnight .

    mad heads knew his greatness the whole time .

    thats why he’s a legend now.

    people trying to imply Dilla was unknown before he passed .

    SMH

  46. 0.9 Says:

    so maybe real thus
    but that’s tat ain’t excellent…

  47. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    0.9 Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    pic wasn’t real too me
    but yeah she’s hot so…
    ON BED Yessir!
    no doubt
    WHASSUP NASER !?
    hahaa

    ^^^^
    Is this one real? Peep her back homie…
    http://www.tinyurl.com/2g68h2

  48. 0.9 Says:

    http://www.tinyurl.com/66p2ca

  49. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    PW Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    ^
    Don’t front. A lot more ppl jumped on Dilla’s cocwave after he died.

    I knew his shit…I just never knew I did.
    ^^^
    You must notta fuct wit Es Vee then huh?

  50. Darth Cipher Says:

    ***DIGITAL SCALES PLEASE REPORT TO CENTER STAGE***

    The Mixtape About Nothing
    http://www.zshare.net/download/5063878633ce5d7e/

  51. 0.9 Says:

    KELIS IS MO NASTY THAN BEYONCE
    I CANT IMAGINE BEING NASTY WITH JAY

  52. 0.9 Says:

    IF U CAN IMAGINE A KELIS MO NASTY THAN THA NASTY GIRL BEYONCE
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/tx/gallery/media/getty_kelis_nas_405.jpg
    but i know it’s hard to imagine that. yo
    lool

  53. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Kelis looks like she’d be a freak

  54. 0.9 Says:

    yeah real !
    KELIS IS HOT
    definitely

  55. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    0.9 Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    I CANT IMAGINE BEING NASTY WITH JAY
    ^^^

    Fruitation.

  56. PW Says:

    I CANT IMAGINE BEING NASTY WITH JAY
    ^^

    Fagatronics

  57. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    At least 6,256 US veterans took their lives in 2005, at an average of 17 a day, according to figures broadcast last night. Former servicemen are more than twice as likely than the rest of the population to commit suicide.

    Such statistics compare to the total of 3,863 American military deaths in Iraq since the invasion in 2003 – an average of 2.4 a day, according to the website ICasualties.org.

    tinyurl.com/374hpy

  58. 0.9 Says:

    NAH
    JUST
    FUCKING
    HOT SWAG

  59. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    At least 6,256 US veterans took their lives in 2005, at an average of 17 a day, according to figures broadcast last night. Former servicemen are more than twice as likely than the rest of the population to commit suicide.
    ^^^

    Cause niggas is on their 4-5 deployment that’s why. I been to Iraq 3 times between 2004-2007. Seein that much death aint natural (c) Ray

  60. PW Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    At least 6,256 US veterans took their lives in 2005, at an average of 17 a day, according to figures broadcast last night. Former servicemen are more than twice as likely than the rest of the population to commit suicide.

    Such statistics compare to the total of 3,863 American military deaths in Iraq since the invasion in 2003 – an average of 2.4 a day, according to the website ICasualties.org.
    ^^

    That shit is crazy…might be that chemical warfare.

  61. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Cause niggas is on their 4-5 deployment that’s why. I been to Iraq 3 times between 2004-2007. Seein that much death aint natural (c) Ray
    ^^^^
    word

    I know people that get home for a week maybe two and then they’re sent back right away

  62. 0.9 Says:

    2004 dwayne >>>> 2008 C3 and Rebirth Added !

  63. 0.9 Says:

    nfoda top3 worst rappers’ gurlfriends
    ..?

  64. Darth Cipher Says:

    At least 6,256 US veterans took their lives in 2005, at an average of 17 a day, according to figures broadcast last night. Former servicemen are more than twice as likely than the rest of the population to commit suicide.

    Such statistics compare to the total of 3,863 American military deaths in Iraq since the invasion in 2003 – an average of 2.4 a day, according to the website ICasualties.org
    ^^^ post war traumatization, night terrors, a constant mindstate of alert reflexes and need to feel on guard, will drive people insane in regular situations if they can’t readapt to a normal setting

  65. EnglandRepresent Says:

    What up Sir Corporal Sir?

    Who the fuck is this 0.9 giblet? You’re that incoherent shit spouting sausage smuggler Gru3m5 ain’t ya? You need English classes chap.

  66. YBE Says:

    its def her booty and not her face…. man that bitch is hit…

  67. EnglandRepresent Says:

    I know people that get home for a week maybe two and then they’re sent back right away

    ^^My manz was in Ghanistan 6 weeks before the war kicked off doing reconaissance for the Elite Marines Unit in the British Army. Then he served his 3 years, then he went back as a mercenary and now he’s training for the SAS (best elite fighting force in the world) to go back into Ghanistan. Dude’s a psycho. Addicted to the adrenaline rush of combat. And he likes shooting shit.

  68. 0.9 Says:

    WTF IZ YA F MIND

  69. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg

    lol

  70. Ouest sider Says:

    b.uDDen
    paDDe.d

  71. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    What up Sir Corporal Sir?

    ^^^
    lol *daps*

    @ Ike
    Yeah man, that’s the shit I was on in 2006. Left in January, came home for 2 weeks in August (but I made sure I got up to da T-dot for Carabanna, maaaash!) and then went back until Feb 2007. And without sayin, that shit yall hear on the news aint shit…

  72. Ouest sider Says:

    OBAMA IS HIP-HOP
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlR9DNfqGD4

  73. Ouest sider Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yel8IjOAdSc&feature=related

  74. EnglandRepresent Says:

    And without sayin, that shit yall hear on the news aint shit…

    ^^True enough according to my manz. He’s nto allowed to talk about shit due to the Secrets Act but he reckons he’s seen some shit which looked like Hell on earth.

  75. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    And without sayin, that shit yall hear on the news aint shit
    ^^
    I didn’t even want to ask, didn’t want to bring up bad memories

  76. Ouest sider Says:

    D.Rascal > Kano >> nothing …

  77. 0.9 Says:

    budden+royce > a lot of underground rappers’ addition

  78. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    he reckons he’s seen some shit which looked like Hell on earth.
    ^^^
    That’s the truest shit. That’s why niggas need couseling and shit when they get back. Niggas was in some old building…for days…hot as fuck…gun battles and sand everywhere on everything you eat, drink, stand next to, sit on, everywhere. Pissin in the corner of the room…and don’t even think about when you goin home

    that’s war for real…and if you addicted to THAT shit, you already gone. Your homeboy is psycho for real

  79. Darth Cipher Says:

    that’s war for real…and if you addicted to THAT shit, you already gone. Your homeboy is psycho for real
    ^^^

    trust me, i got a friend who’s going into black ops… special canadian unit, dudes insane, i don’t even wonna know the things he’s had to go throguh to get into black ops, all i know is, taking a life is child’s play in his eyes

  80. PW Says:

    My life is all I have
    my rhymes, my pen my pad
    and I done made it thru the struggle, dont judge me
    so what you saying now, it wont budge me
    cuz where I come from, so often
    people you grew up with are laying in a coffin
    but I done made it thru the pain and strife
    It’s my time now, my world, my life
    My life.

  81. sleep Says:

    How was obama tv show tonight

  82. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Obama’s informercial’s even gonna be on Telemundo

  83. EnglandRepresent Says:

    that’s war for real…and if you addicted to THAT shit, you already gone. Your homeboy is psycho for real

    ^^Yeah he’s a proper fruitloop. Nicest bloke though but could snap your neck and end your existence in the blink of an eye. Hard as nails (no). He loves the fact that he’s always on edge, always wondering where the next attack is coming from etc. Fuck that. That would wear me out. I give you props Venny for goin through all of that and coming out the other side. I can’t even imagine what it would be like. *daps*

  84. YBE Says:

    that heart of the city/bloody sunday >>>>>>>>

  85. pockets Says:

    that’s war for real…and if you addicted to THAT shit, you already gone.

    ^truest shit ive read in awhile. ive heard some stories. Ven have u by any chance seen In the Valley of Elah, they go into that dark psycho shit of combat. i dont know if u wanna say or not but what kind of shit did u see there

  86. YBE Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/6ox75j >>> joe budden’s girl

  87. gseven Says:

    *waits for someone to say ‘fuck the phillies’*

  88. blaze22 Says:

    I’m about 3/4 the way through this Eminem book. It’s pretty good. Clears up a lot of shit about his “pop” songs, and the way he writes. I’ll give it 2 thumbs up.

  89. Big Homie Says:

    Damn she has ass for days

  90. YBE Says:

    fuck the phillies

    /yankees fan

  91. Gseven Says:

    give it four or five years and that ass is gonna be mopping the floor. live for the moment.

  92. R.J.Orion Says:

    the Knicks look real good .

    120 -115.

    Crawford outplays Wade yet again .

    LMAO @ Eddy Curry & Stephon Marbury getting zero minutes .

    Mike D’Antoni > Democratic nominee .

  93. R.J.Orion Says:

    joe budden’s woman > internet explorer itself

  94. blaze22 Says:

    the Knicks look real good .
    ^

    40 wins

  95. CiCi The Intern Says:

    The city is in straight riot mode!

    I’m not going outside tonight!

  96. YBE Says:

    ^^^ SMH…..co-sign, from the waist down co-sign…

    and internet explorer is the worst anyway, so thats not really a high standard…

  97. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    lol @ clippers opening home game being against the lakers

  98. R.J.Orion Says:

    if Camby and Baron Davis stay healthy, the Clippers will be a fairly good team .

  99. KilluminattI7 Says:

    Salutes Jump-Off (ll)

    201 Jerz Chill Town JC Holliday St. Stand up!!!

    joebuddenswifeyjoebuddenswifeyjoebuddenswifeyjoebuddenswifey

  100. KilluminattI7 Says:

    *watches video again juss to see that Dominicana waddle*

  101. KilluminattI7 Says:

    daamn.. First (of many?) DNP-CD for Steph and Fat Eddy

  102. KilluminattI7 Says:

    damn Phils won the ‘chip?!

    them Guidos bout to be spoutin off haphazardly LMAO

  103. KilluminattI7 Says:

    @E Norieaga:

    sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=3634701

    this should NOT be a fair or competitive fight.. ODLH SHOULD knock Pac-Man senseless inside of 4 rounds… But, something tells me Pacquaio speed and akward, jump in/ out southpaw style may give Golden Boy problems… but I doubt if he can hurt him Oscar should outweigh him by 15-20 lbs on fight night

  104. Ty big's Says:

    so everyone still thinking Obamas got it in the bag ?

    news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_pl114

    and yeah you can just say they are just polls but thats the shit that had everyone convinced it was locked up

    the ” Bradley effect ” is already coming into play

  105. EnglandRepresent Says:

    What up G, see the north London derby?

    *daps Killi*

    Calzaghe’s got another fight coming up innit, who’s he fighting Killi, any idea?

  106. pockets Says:

    LMAO @ Eddy Curry & Stephon Marbury getting zero minutes .

    Mike D’Antoni > Democratic nominee .

    ^yea? I LOVE THIS GUY

  107. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    this should NOT be a fair or competitive fight.. ODLH SHOULD knock Pac-Man senseless inside of 4 rounds… But, something tells me Pacquaio speed and akward, jump in/ out southpaw style may give Golden Boy problems… but I doubt if he can hurt him Oscar should outweigh him by 15-20 lbs on fight night
    ^^^^
    the size advantage is huge(nh) but ODLH and Pacman always put on exciting fights, I actually wanna see it, lol,

    but yeah Pacman vs Marquez > Pacman vs Oscar

  108. M.Tyson Says:

    i give joe + this chick 6 months if you got a shorty that bad give her exposure isnt a good idea.

  109. Ty big's Says:

    and that ass is beyond ridiculous GAAAAATTTT

  110. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    the ” Bradley effect ” is already coming into play
    ^^^^
    word

    on the 4th people are gonna be shocked at how close the elections gonna be

  111. R.J.Orion Says:

    good for Jimmy Rollins … and for Ryan Howard, AKA Sauage Nose .

  112. jBBBB Says:

    that ass is just too fuckin big.

    i’d get lost in that shit after a minute or so.

    i like a girl with a nice REASONABLE sized ass in relation to the rest of her. this chick got big arms and a big top as well as a fucking grand canyon of a booty. i’m not impressed.

  113. Carlos Voltron Says:

    Phils won. Good. Now baseball can die until the spring.

  114. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Now baseball can die

    ^^Corrected version.

  115. R.J.Orion Says:

    ryan howard looks like a Backyardigan .

  116. Ty big's Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    good for Jimmy Rollins … and for Ryan Howard, AKA Sauage Nose .

    … word I was pulling for the Rays but I ain;t mad at the phillies winning I’m glad for Howard Rollins Victornio Utley ( he is so underrated by anyone who doesn’t really follow baseball ) and Cole Hammels has been carrying my fantasy teams for the past 2 years that kid can pitch, and I’m glad Lidge held it down I felt bad for ol boy after Pulojs took his manhood a couple years back and with all the hype about k-rod breaking the save records Lidge didn’t blow one save all year thats impressive

  117. blaze22 Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Now baseball can die

    ^^Corrected version.

    ^

    From the dude who comes from the country where soccer is the #1 sport. LMAO

  118. R.J.Orion Says:

    Budden’s girl is perfectly built .

    like somebody drew her frame on some blueprints .

  119. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Now baseball can die

    ^^Corrected version.

    eating crickets > playing cricket

  120. Ty big's Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Budden’s girl is perfectly built .

    like somebody drew her frame on some blueprints .

    … I’m saying first couple times I saw her I was like damn but still didn’t understand why everyone was so obsessed but now I OVERstand she really is designed to perfection …..

    Buddens girl > any video ho > beyonce

    GAAAAATTTT

    I mean thats really al thats left to say

  121. R.J.Orion Says:

    playing spades > playing soccer

  122. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    soca > soccer

  123. EnglandRepresent Says:

    From the dude who comes from the country where soccer is the #1 sport. LMAO

    ^^Along with 90% of the rest of the countries on this planet you tart

    football (round ball) = sport of the Gods

    Atmosphere at a football match > ___________

  124. blaze22 Says:

    and I’m glad Lidge held it down I felt bad for ol boy after Pulojs took his manhood a couple years back
    ^

    Understatement. Glad he overcame that. It was terrible. Only took him a couple years haha…

  125. R.J.Orion Says:

    foosball > futbol

  126. Ty big's Says:

    fishing trips > fish and chips

    and I hate fishing

    Big Ben the QB > Big Ben the unecessarily big clock

    London Bridge falling down > london bridge not falling down

    and miss piggy > biggie

  127. blaze22 Says:

    Anything > Soccer

  128. R.J.Orion Says:

    watching grass grow > watching a soccer game

  129. R.J.Orion Says:

    Seneca Wallace > Christopher Wallace

  130. pockets Says:

    her butt is too fat

  131. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    king of queens > queen of england

  132. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Walking up to White Hart Lane with your Tottenham shirt on, 10,000 fellow Yiddos walking with you, 10,000 opposition fans walking towards you, bottles flying everywhere, the Rozzers on horseback goin mental, you’re basically deafened from all the chanting and shouting. That rush right there, just before it all kicks off > any Yankee related sporting experience ever. Fact. If you ain’t never seen it then you wouldn’t understand.

  133. Darth Cipher Says:

    i can’t even front, Soccer is fun to play, and even better to watch with die hard fans while at a bar/pub… Soccer fans > philly fans (and that’s the god’s truth)

  134. EnglandRepresent Says:

    After having seen football matches in England, any other sport in any other country is a let down.

  135. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    From the dude who comes from the country where soccer is the #1 sport. LMAO

    ^^Along with 90% of the rest of the countries on this planet you tart

    football (round ball) = sport of the Gods

    Atmosphere at a football match > ___________

    negative

    atmosphere at a big time college football or basketball game > any soccer match

    especially since people leave the stadium alive and not in a hearse

    and stop with the majority of the world bullshit the majority of the world as well as the majority of americans are way past retarded so that logic can get thrown out a window

    any sport that often ends 0-0 or 0-1 is just silly, get rid of offsides open the game up and maybe we can talk otherwise

    Lacrosse > soccer

    * straight face * at least the knock the shit out of each other in Lacrosse and they score a shit load more

    Hockey > soccer as well for the same reasons you can’t be mad at a sport that not only allows but encourages fighting

  136. pockets Says:

    soccer is better than baseball tho, im ridin’ on eng’s medulla with this one

  137. R.J.Orion Says:

    WTF is a “Tottenham”?

    isnt that where Harry Potter goes to school ?

  138. Darth Cipher Says:

    pockets Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    her butt is too fat
    ^^^

    must be gay!!!

  139. blaze22 Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    Walking up to White Hart Lane with your Tottenham shirt on, 10,000 fellow Yiddos walking with you, 10,000 opposition fans walking towards you, bottles flying everywhere, the Rozzers on horseback goin mental, you’re basically deafened from all the chanting and shouting. That rush right there, just before it all kicks off > any Yankee related sporting experience ever. Fact. If you ain’t never seen it then you wouldn’t understand.

    ^

    Guess not…But, still Europeans continue to envy the US in every way. Case in point, you on nah right everyday.

  140. pockets Says:

    a dream of mine is to grow my hair out to my shoulders and play soccer

  141. Ty big's Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    watching grass grow > watching a soccer game

    isn’t that essentially the same thing ?

  142. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    WTF is a “Tottenham”?

    isnt that where Harry Potter goes to school ?

    ^^^^
    lmao

  143. R.J.Orion Says:

    Tottenham sounds like a shelter in East London for battered and abused women .

  144. Darth Cipher Says:

    atmosphere at a big time college football or basketball game > any soccer match
    ^^^

    i can’t agree, any sport where people are willing to die for there teams, get the thumbs up from me, it’s deeper then a logo, it’s Pride and Glory with soccer…

    Fans chanting at a soccer game > bands playing at a college game

  145. Ty big's Says:

    pockets Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    her butt is too fat

    …. when the waist is that thin it’s not possible to be too fat …. she really is perfectly built I mean one day that shit will drop and it will be a said day but she still has a good 5-10 years before that happens

  146. EnglandRepresent Says:

    WTF is a “Tottenham”?

    isnt that where Harry Potter goes to school ?

    ^^lmao. It’s a part of North London. Muppet.

  147. pockets Says:

    Walking up to White Hart Lane with your Tottenham shirt on, 10,000 fellow Yiddos walking with you, 10,000 opposition fans walking towards you, bottles flying everywhere, the Rozzers on horseback goin mental, you’re basically deafened from all the chanting and shouting. That rush right there, just before it all kicks off >

    ^shit sounds like tea time with my family in pakistan

  148. Ty big's Says:

    WTF is a “Tottenham”?

    isnt that where Harry Potter goes to school ?

    * death by wizardry *

  149. R.J.Orion Says:

    rotten ham > Tottenham

  150. pockets Says:

    Tottenham is the greek word for clitoris

  151. Darth Cipher Says:

    …. when the waist is that thin it’s not possible to be too fat …. she really is perfectly built I mean one day that shit will drop and it will be a said day but she still has a good 5-10 years before that happens
    ^^^

    i’d still smash it when it drops, Mexican milf status, i’m fucking down!!!

  152. EnglandRepresent Says:

    atmosphere at a big time college football or basketball game > any soccer match

    ^^smh. oh dear Ty. You lost. That’s all I’ll say. I actually don’t mind Yankball, seen more than a few games at Wembley Stadium in London but in no way will the atmosphere at any level of that game be even approaching the gut churning, ear splitting atmosphere at a Premier League football match and that’s just fact mate. Simple as that.

  153. pockets Says:

    Tottenham is the name of the shop where blokes can buy those patches u sew onto the elbows of ur jackets

  154. R.J.Orion Says:

    English Soccer matches: the only place you can be stampeded while everyone is sitting in there seats .

    fucking anarchistic idiot moron heathens .

  155. pockets Says:

    atmosphere at a big time college football or basketball game > any soccer match

    ^you’ve never seen rise of the foot soldier have u. if i get brolic one day i will go to a soccer match in europe.

  156. EnglandRepresent Says:

    lmao @ pockets.

    Live the dream fella.

  157. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    i can’t front playing soccer’s fun but watching the games…nah,
    foreigners(c) patrice o’neal stand up take soccer to seriously..smh @ being willing to die over a sports team

  158. pockets Says:

    fucking anarchistic idiot moron heathens .

    ^someones mad at Western civlization, ehh?

  159. R.J.Orion Says:

    Wembley’s sounds like a brand of feminine napkins .

  160. R.J.Orion Says:

    Wembleys Maxi-pads with wings .

  161. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    Walking up to White Hart Lane with your Tottenham shirt on, 10,000 fellow Yiddos walking with you, 10,000 opposition fans walking towards you, bottles flying everywhere, the Rozzers on horseback goin mental, you’re basically deafened from all the chanting and shouting. That rush right there, just before it all kicks off > any Yankee related sporting experience ever. Fact. If you ain’t never seen it then you wouldn’t understand.

    … go to a Michigan, Ohio state or Penn state football game they get over 100,000 people per game some 120,000 and they start tailgating on thursday night for a saturday game, and if you’ve never seen that than you wouldn’t understand

    also no one has ever gotten hit with live flares at an american sporting event, let alone enforce rules specifically to combat the heavy racism

  162. pockets Says:

    u can get choked out for wearing the wrong colored hat in a soccer stadium, and no one would even know that shit is like Compton except instead of gangs with machine guns u have a dangerous level of mohawks

  163. pockets Says:

    R.J. Orion sounds like O.J. Simpson’s attempt at a new name

  164. R.J.Orion Says:

    pockets Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    fucking anarchistic idiot moron heathens .

    ^someones mad at Western civlization, ehh?

    ——————

    thats not western civilization .

    civilization is the act of being civilized .

    setting fires in the stands and fighting cops who are armed with riot gear, is hardly civilized .

    those are your friends, i hold you responsible .

  165. EnglandRepresent Says:

    fucking anarchistic idiot moron heathens

    ^^There’s method to the madness.

    No, there’s not really. But the thing with football is it’s tribal, support for a club goes through generations of your family, handed down to you. I agree that as a reasonably educated man I look at what’s going on and what I’ve got involved in and think it’s mindless mayhem but when you’re caught up in it, it’s very difficult to maintain that level of objective thought. You just polish off the last of your bottle of Stella and you fuckin ping that thing as hard as you can at the opposition fans.

  166. pockets Says:

    setting fires in the stands and fighting cops who are armed with riot gear, is hardly civilized .

    ^yea? u wouldnt say that about what happened in l.a. after rodney king OH YEA I JUST TOOK IT THERE

  167. Ty big's Says:

    pockets Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    soccer is better than baseball tho, im ridin’ on eng’s medulla with this one

    … says the guy that said Buddens girls ass is too fat …

    I would climb inside that ass and make a nest never too leave

    I would jump on that ass and do a jig and start diddy bopping until my heart gave out

  168. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    also no one has ever gotten hit with live flares at an american sporting event, let alone enforce rules specifically to combat the heavy racism
    ^^^
    lol

  169. pockets Says:

    … says the guy that said Buddens girls ass is too fat …

    ^i meant its too phat

  170. R.J.Orion Says:

    people start riots at soccer games because they’re pissed off that they have to sit through hours of that no scoring, boring ass bullshit .

    so they collectively go insane and revolt against the laws of humanity.

    soccer induced dementia .

  171. Ty big's Says:

    Darth Cipher Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    atmosphere at a big time college football or basketball game > any soccer match
    ^^^

    i can’t agree, any sport where people are willing to die for there teams, get the thumbs up from me, it’s deeper then a logo, it’s Pride and Glory with soccer…

    Fans chanting at a soccer game > bands playing at a college game

    ..but wouldn’t you rather go to a game wild the fuck out and not have to worry about catching a flare to the back of the head and being cremated on the field ?

  172. G7 Says:

    Land, Ty

    check your e-mail when you get the opp.

  173. pockets Says:

    fuck that u ever been to a mule-riding contest in Islamabad, muthafuckas get kilt first u gotta catch yer own mule and then u gotta stay riding it while another man tugs on a rope connected to the mule’s shlong

  174. Darth Cipher Says:

    R.J.Orion Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    people start riots at soccer games because they’re pissed off that they have to sit through hours of that no scoring, boring ass bullshit .

    so they collectively go insane and revolt against the laws of humanity.

    soccer induced dementia .
    ^^^

    Sounds like every Habs fan i know… Montreal Canadians BABY!!! looking for number 25 this season *blows up a cop car after the game is done*

    Gangster rap made me do it (c) Ice cube

  175. EnglandRepresent Says:

    let alone enforce rules specifically to combat the heavy racism

    ^^Not in England mate. In Spain and Italy especially and in Eastern European countries then yes but not in England. The members of all firms in England are black and white and when there’s a ruck to be had (no) everyone gets stuck in together doesn’t matter what your ethnicity is. It’s about the shirt.

    Case in point : The Birmingham City firm ‘The Zulus’, The West Ham firm ‘The ICF’ led by Cass Pennant. Do the research if you don’t believe me.

  176. R.J.Orion Says:

    ever get dressed up to go to a “World Cup” party ?

    GTFOH with that pseudo-homo pastime .

    Ronaldo, Maradonna, Ronaldinho, Drogba etc.

    them niggas is a bunch of coke fiends and drag queens .

  177. Darth Cipher Says:

    ..but wouldn’t you rather go to a game wild the fuck out and not have to worry about catching a flare to the back of the head and being cremated on the field ?
    ^^^

    i’d be the type of person to shoot the flare, ocne again, i’m from Montreal, i know you heard bout the riots after the playoff game, i was there i did my part

  178. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    atmosphere at a big time college football or basketball game > any soccer match

    ^^smh. oh dear Ty. You lost. That’s all I’ll say. I actually don’t mind Yankball, seen more than a few games at Wembley Stadium in London but in no way will the atmosphere at any level of that game be even approaching the gut churning, ear splitting atmosphere at a Premier League football match and that’s just fact mate. Simple as that.

    … how many people can the avg. stadium hold ? again big time college stadiums hole up 120,000 people and do they have any indoor stadiums that literally shake miles down the road like a basketball game at duke or UNC will do ?

  179. pockets Says:

    them niggas is a bunch of coke fiends and drag queens .

    ^says Charles Hamilton’s biggest fan

  180. pockets Says:

    i’m from Montreal

    ^u can see Russia from there?

  181. R.J.Orion Says:

    personally, i like it when they set them flares off in the stands at the soccer games .

  182. Darth Cipher Says:

    pockets Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    i’m from Montreal

    ^u can see Russia from there?

    ^^^
    *Straight Face*

  183. R.J.Orion Says:

    pockets Says:

    October 29th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    them niggas is a bunch of coke fiends and drag queens .

    ^says Charles Hamilton’s biggest fan

    ———————

    i dont get the attempted connection .

  184. HHF Says:

    What in the hell is she towing behing her?

  185. Ty big's Says:

    . I actually don’t mind Yankball, seen more than a few games at Wembley Stadium in London but in no way will the atmosphere at any level of that game be even approaching the gut churning, ear splitting atmosphere at a Premier League football match and that’s just fact mate. Simple as that.

    … you can not state that as fact because you have never gone to a michigan ohio state game or a notre dame penn state game or a lsu georgia game or a duke carolina basketball so theres no way you can claim that as fact, for that simple reason you lost, I can’t say I’ve been to any of your soccer games but I know more people plus no threat of death = better overall experience but hey if you don’t mind risking your life to see a game with no scoring thats on you …

  186. pockets Says:

    Soccer

    http://www.tinyurl.com/3ddfao

  187. Victory Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    If anyone sees Victory or Rigga come in the spot call me on the Batphone. I need to rip the piss outta the little sods. (no no)
    ^

    u want a slap?

  188. R.J.Orion Says:

    Saku Koivu = coolest hockey player name ever .

  189. pockets Says:

    football lost because their ball is made out of swine. how does moussin mohammad even play?

  190. HHF Says:

    Soccer is the best sport ever. End of discussion. Peace out.

  191. HHF Says:

    Except for this fucker who fucked up my shin on the soccer field 2 days ago.

  192. HHF Says:

    Peace out.

  193. Victory Says:

    pockets habibi. that was like 200 years ago.

    and i wanna go c SAW 5. trailer look EPIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SrwRR2lxDQ&feature=related

    and LOOOOOOOL at spurs scoring 4 goals.

  194. R.J.Orion Says:

    a football is made of Pigskin too .

  195. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Ronaldo, Maradonna, Ronaldinho, Drogba etc.

    them niggas is a bunch of coke fiends and drag queens .

    ^^Co-sign.

  196. Carlos Voltron Says:

    Tottenham sounds like a specialized disease you catch from british whores.

    And curling > Soccer

  197. pockets Says:

    greatest soccer player name ever is Sterling Mortlock. fuck that its the manliest name ive ever heard.

  198. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Ah Vic you muggy little Gooner chump. *daps* ‘AVE SOME OF THAT SON!!! Fuckin Cesc Fabregas givin it the big one about the ARSEnal ladies team being able to beat the Yids. lmao. YID ARMY.

    On another note I was just explaining to the Yankee contingent that football is a, the sport of the Gods and b, attending a football match, particularly a derby like the North London is an experience like no other. Thoughts?

  199. Victory Says:

    # pockets Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:03 am

    greatest soccer player name ever is Sterling Mortlock. fuck that its the manliest name ive ever heard.
    ^

    AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  200. digital scales Says:

    Fuck them philly hoes

  201. pockets Says:

    HAHAHAAAAAAA

    http://www.tinyurl.com/create.php

  202. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    let alone enforce rules specifically to combat the heavy racism

    ^^Not in England mate. In Spain and Italy especially and in Eastern European countries then yes but not in England. The members of all firms in England are black and white and when there’s a ruck to be had (no) everyone gets stuck in together doesn’t matter what your ethnicity is. It’s about the shirt.

    Case in point : The Birmingham City firm ‘The Zulus’, The West Ham firm ‘The ICF’ led by Cass Pennant. Do the research if you don’t believe me.

    … Ok I stand corrected,but thats still a soccer thing they don’t have no racism signs at football baseball or basketball games I still ain’t trying to catch a flare to the back of the head, and Land’s right if you motherfuckers could score some more you guys wouldn’t be so angry, the reason there are so many fights is because motherfuckers are bored and sick of waiting for some action so they make it on there own …..

  203. Victory Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Ah Vic you muggy little Gooner chump. *daps* ‘AVE SOME OF THAT SON!!! Fuckin Cesc Fabregas givin it the big one about the ARSEnal ladies team being able to beat the Yids. lmao. YID ARMY.

    On another note I was just explaining to the Yankee contingent that football is a, the sport of the Gods and b, attending a football match, particularly a derby like the North London is an experience like no other. Thoughts?
    ^^
    u 4got that I’m from Camden but support the Champions of the Premiership and Europe.

  204. EnglandRepresent Says:

    greatest soccer player name ever is Sterling Mortlock. fuck that its the manliest name ive ever heard.

    ^^He plays rugby union Pock. Wrong sport. FAIL.

  205. pockets Says:

    Woops i meant this

    http://www.tinyurl.com/c93b2

  206. EnglandRepresent Says:

    u 4got that I’m from Camden but support the Champions of the Premiership and Europe.

    ^^I forgot you’re ass backwards fella. Good win for you boys then.

    You been to Old Trafford before? Just relate to the Nahright brethren the buzz you get when you go to a Premier League match. I feel like I’m preaching to the uncoverted masses who don’t give a fuck.

  207. Victory Says:

    # pockets Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Woops i meant this

    http://www.tinyurl.com/c93b2
    ^
    imagine calling the register as his teacher:

    Dante Smith? Here.
    Bob Carter? Here.
    Jodie Marsh? Here.
    Dick Pound, no homo? Pause.

  208. EnglandRepresent Says:

    @Ty. Of course its not fact mate, it’s all personal conjecture. I’d love to go to a college Basketball game though no doubt about it. Half of what I type is sarcastic bollocks. Or just bollocks.

  209. Victory Says:

    # EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    u 4got that I’m from Camden but support the Champions of the Premiership and Europe.

    ^^I forgot you’re ass backwards fella. Good win for you boys then.

    You been to Old Trafford before? Just relate to the Nahright brethren the buzz you get when you go to a Premier League match. I feel like I’m preaching to the uncoverted masses who don’t give a fuck.
    ^^^

    Football matches >>>>>>

    Fuck alcohol tho.

  210. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:10 am
    u 4got that I’m from Camden but support the Champions of the Premiership and Europe.

    ^^I forgot you’re ass backwards fella. Good win for you boys then.

    You been to Old Trafford before? Just relate to the Nahright brethren the buzz you get when you go to a Premier League match. I feel like I’m preaching to the uncoverted masses who don’t give a fuck.

    …. I don’t think anyone is denying the scene is crazy and wild but you are acting like a 120,000 person filled stadium full of college kids and alum who have also had their fandom passed down from generation to generation is boring or can’t possibly compare which is a asinine statement and like i said people don’t tend to die over watching a football baseball or basketball game and for me thats one for american sports, and again in sports watching people score > watching no one score …..

    people at soccer games just wild out because they are drunk as hell and are conditioned to behave that way, in america people are ready to wild out at all times but we tend to wait till something happens to wild out

  211. sunn Says:

    that ass is insane

  212. Ty big's Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:12 am
    @Ty. Of course its not fact mate, it’s all personal conjecture. I’d love to go to a college Basketball game though no doubt about it. Half of what I type is sarcastic bollocks. Or just bollocks.

    …. word thats more like it, see I was with you just clowning until you said the thats just a statement of fact then I was like hold up we ain’t just cracking jokes no more and then the gloves came off and I was ready to rumble like I was watching a soccer game ….

  213. Ty big's Says:

    yo fuckers no I was supposed to be studying this whole time but this is much more fun

  214. SaigonTheDon Says:

    wats this victory ppl r talkin bout, is this a new jayz song?

  215. Ty big's Says:

    @ G7 – good looks on that link I’m d/l’g it now I’ll check it out tomorrow

  216. Victory Says:

    # SaigonTheDon Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:25 am

    wats this victory ppl r talkin bout, is this a new jayz song?

    ^^
    no its me

  217. PW Says:

    Arsenal for life.
    Can’t believe that game earlier.

  218. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Arsenal for life.
    Can’t believe that game earlier.

    ^^Cracker. Quality North London derby. Just spoke to my Gooner mate 5 minutes ago. It’s taken him all day to talk to me. Nothing better than a heart broken Gooner.

  219. EnglandRepresent Says:

    I once saw a poor dirty Gooner
    His face was all tattered and torn
    He made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick
    And the cunt don’t sing no moooooooooooore
    The cunt don’t sing no more

  220. M.A.D.S. Says:

    Wrrrrd the SOFA LOUNGE, Where Ex Bar use to be, right Off the Deagan, near Universiity. Wrrrrd? lol Damn Budden Too Bad i have mad respect for you. You need to go with her. . . Godbless lol

  221. PEDROBK Says:

    SOFA LOUNGE HERE I COME

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