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Jedi Mind Tricks – Monolith

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Featuring Jus Allah, off their new album A History Of Violence. That’s not the real cover up there, but I couldn’t find a decent sized copy of the official version.. Official cover added, old version after the jump.

Jedi Mind Tricks – Monolith


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107 Responses to “Jedi Mind Tricks – Monolith”

  1. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Rey Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    *flips off siete whilst driving away*

    ———–

    *Oh shit Rey took time of his busy paper route to say hello?*

    What’s good my dude? Yo next time make sure my Daily News is wrapped in plastic when it rains!

  2. Joe 88 Says:

    Is that a boat in the sky?

  3. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Rey Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    *flips off siete whilst driving away*

    ———–

    *Oh shit Rey took time off his busy paper route to say hello?*

    What’s good my dude? Yo next time make sure my Daily News is wrapped in plastic when it rains!

  4. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Rey Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    *flips off siete whilst driving away*

    ———–

    *Oh shit Rey took time off his busy paper route to say hello?*

    What’s good my dude? Yo next time make sure my Daily News is wrapped in plastic when it rains!

  5. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Rey Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    *flips off siete whilst driving away*

    ———–

    *Oh shit Rey took time of his busy paper route to say hello ?*

    What’s good my dude? Yo next time make sure my Daily News is wrapped in plastic when it rains!

  6. Ghost Writer Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Is that a boat in the sky?

    ^
    Mind Tricks

  7. G7 Says:

    the official cover is tight(naw)

  8. BKScribe Says:

    *Oh shit Rey took time off his busy paper route to say hello?*

    What’s good my dude? Yo next time make sure my Daily News is wrapped in plastic when it rains!

    ^X facta be easy… everyone cant be on that social security swagga like you

  9. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Roy Jones Jr>Coke Lines

  10. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Vinny Paz is one angry cracker

  11. Ghost Writer Says:

    This shit is ill…..

  12. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    If ya’ll never got that then ya’ll missing out, even if you don’t smoke, get a cigar or something, trust me you’ll feel like a king

    ^^ http://www.truth.edu

    ^^^^^anybody even pick up on this????

    LMAO!!

    even though it’s http://www.truth.org, nanyanen was co-signing w/ an anti smoking website. . . .

    that’s funny.

  13. Ghost Writer Says:

    The cover > the songs

  14. THE-XFACTA Says:

    BKScribe Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    *Oh shit Rey took time off his busy paper route to say hello?*

    What’s good my dude? Yo next time make sure my Daily News is wrapped in plastic when it rains!

    ^X facta be easy… everyone cant be on that social security swagga like you

    ———

    Sheeeiitttt.. I wish.. Then I would smoke L’s all day and watch you dumb young niggas get locked up on The First 48

  15. Ghost Writer Says:

    1

  16. sleep Says:

    Eskay when u gonna post some new silkk da shocker shit

  17. sean coonery Says:

    Fitted while piping naked > Shoes on while pipin naked

  18. benhameen Says:

    oh shit i made nahright lite…..

    I’d like to thank god. and the fans, i couldnt have done it without the fans…

    *tears up*

    *wipes tears, smiles*

  19. D_Block_4_life Says:

    new silkk da shocker shit
    ^^^^

    *Crippled*

  20. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    oh shit i made nahright lite…..

    I’d like to thank god. and the fans, i couldnt have done it without the fans…

    *tears up*

    *wipes tears, smiles*

    ^^
    *gives standing ovation*

  21. G7 Says:

    peace Ghost

  22. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    and y’all steady screamin for war but want peace
    you tryin to walk through the fog where sun leaks
    you tryin to walk two dogs with one leash
    you can’t overstand the mathematics

  23. sleep Says:

    I spend about $125 a week on food because I’m never home. I need to find a way to cut that shit in half

  24. green eyes Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    If ya’ll never got that then ya’ll missing out, even if you don’t smoke, get a cigar or something, trust me you’ll feel like a king

    ^^ http://www.truth.edu

    ^^^^^anybody even pick up on this????

    LMAO!!

    even though it’s http://www.truth.org, nanyanen was co-signing w/ an anti smoking website. . . .

    that’s funny.

    ^ yall late. nah been truth.com-ing it for years

  25. THE-XFACTA Says:

    sleep Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    I spend about $125 a week on food because I’m never home. I need to find a way to cut that shit in half

    ———

    *Oodles of Noodles*

  26. THE-XFACTA Says:

    The First 48>Every other TV program not sports related

  27. b-ease Says:

    im confused the album i have has 2 hova songs the intro and the outro, now theres another one and its on limewire?

    ^^
    Yea, Hova song was orginally a whole song, then they broke it into three parts, an intro, an interlude, and an outro. The interlude was removed on the US version. But its mad easy to find. I’m sure there’s a Youtube post with it.

  28. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    sleep Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    I spend about $125 a week on food because I’m never home. I need to find a way to cut that shit in half

    ^^
    that’s a lot of $$$

    where you eatin that’s $25/day?

  29. D. Billz Says:

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

  30. green eyes Says:

    # sleep Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I spend about $125 a week on food because I’m never home. I need to find a way to cut that shit in half

    ^ why yo bitch aint cooking for you? pimp harder

  31. sleep Says:

    I’m never home so I can’t make ooddle noodles. Shit in nyc is too expensive.

  32. b-ease Says:

    THE-XFACTA Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    The First 48>Every other TV program not sports related

    ^^
    Pretty much. I hope to never be in an interrogation room. The pressure’s gotta be incredible, cuz 80% of them niggas crack with nothign more than a slight push.

  33. b-ease Says:

    Pause?

  34. b-ease Says:

    LOL @ billz

    But seriously, you lost me with that one fam. lol

  35. D. Billz Says:

    125/week? Nigga is you high? I swear, I need to release one of my own Ghostface-esqe type Youtube joints showin’ yall how to do this, son.

  36. THE-XFACTA Says:

    yo if there’s anyone interested in joining a Yahoo keeper Basketball Fantasy squad holla at me… THEXFACTA@GMAIL.COM

  37. sleep Says:

    Did jay diss record to meeno come out after or before his battle with nas.that nigga mustve been in battle mode to answer that nobody

  38. green eyes Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^ did you use wet wipes?

  39. THE-XFACTA Says:

    *Greenie is going in today!*

  40. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^^
    billz, we might be twins. . . i feel the exact same way! [ll]

    i get tired of holdin my shirt up by puttin my chin to my chest. . . so i just take that shit off, whip out the blackberry, and play brickbreaker. . .

  41. ELECTROGREMLIN_CS88 Says:

    (jedi master Yoda Voice)
    http://www.HornysheIs_longDick_She_Will_Get.com

  42. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.
    ^^^
    Roffle

    reluctantly co-sign

    but only at home tho, because i be lacing the work bathrooms…..how the cleaning lady’s be throwing the women under the bus and saying that they are pigs and sayin the mens bathroom 10x better…..

    I could just see it know, period clumps on the floor….ahhhhhhhhhhh shit

  43. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    LOL @ billz

    But seriously, you lost me with that one fam. lol

    ^For realz fam. Like, unless I’m in a serious rush I can’t take a dump whilst still dressed from the waist up. I be hangin’ up my undershirt/beater and whatever else shirt I rocked on that lil’ metal hook. Maybe it stems from a childhood scar of the possibilities of gettin’ doo-doo on the back of my shirt. As a grown man, no amount of explanations…

  44. b-ease Says:

    Wow, in regards to chest naked dumps, it appears that I am the weirdo. Pause.

  45. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I could survive with 50 yucks for 2 weeks no prob, and i work dt manhatty

  46. Tumer Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^^^
    Normally its my pants I focus on Billz

  47. ELECTROGREMLIN_CS88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    # D. Billz Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^ did you use wet wipes?

    ^^^
    i SWARE by those cottonelle ass wipes. and they good for cleaning the toilet when u drunk pissin…

  48. b-ease Says:

    saying that they are pigs and sayin the mens bathroom 10x better…..

    ^^
    All the chicks I dealt with in college said that female dorm bathrooms are arguably the most disgusting locations on Earth. I believe it. Women being inherently more “clean” than men is a myth.

  49. D. Billz Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^^
    billz, we might be twins. . . i feel the exact same way! [ll]

    i get tired of holdin my shirt up by puttin my chin to my chest. . . so i just take that shit off, whip out the blackberry, and play brickbreaker. . .

    ^LOL. Word. That’s too much work to be having to concentrate on keepin’ your shirt tucked whilst attempting to take a comfortable dump. Hol’ up though… so you be wiping ya ass and touching your Blackberry simultaneously? Please tell me you put the BB away once you commence to the wiping. Or else I will have to remember that you’re the ONE nigga’s phone I won’t borrow in an emergency. Lol

  50. sleep Says:

    I usually spend $10 per meal that’s 2 meal per day. Shit in manhattan aint cheap

  51. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    i take dumps in the nude(pause)

  52. D. Billz Says:

    # Tumer Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    D. Billz Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^^^
    Normally its my pants I focus on Billz

    ^Why pants though? Them shits dangle around your ankles and aren’t in any conceivable harm of doo-doo.

  53. green eyes Says:

    i SWARE by those cottonelle ass wipes. and they good for cleaning the toilet when u drunk pissin…

    ^ i like the pampers sensitive skin wipes.

  54. D. Billz Says:

    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    i take dumps in the nude(pause)

    ^Likewise. But that’s usually when I’m at home. I just released the demon in a public joint at school and pondered that for the moment I was in there.

  55. nation v3.1 build Says:

    do not put my verse on ya records

  56. b-ease Says:

    sleep Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Did jay diss record to meeno come out after or before his battle with nas.that nigga mustve been in battle mode to answer that nobody

    ^^
    Before. He used Meeno and Jayo Felony (and Prodigy to an extent) as a warm up for Nas.

  57. Joe 88 Says:

    The First 48>Every other TV program not sports related

    ^Co-muthafuckin sign, if you ever think about putting in work, watch that show before you go.

    Niggas be breaking down in the when they bring em in for questioning.

    I swear I wasn’t there man

    We have 4 people that can link you to the crime scene, we have survelience footage of you pissing in the alley before you did it, we got wire tapes with your voice on em

    I aint neva coming home

    lol

  58. green eyes Says:

    sleep obviously isnt a dollamenuiare

    and for the record, i cant (actually i can) believe this conversation

  59. sleep Says:

    Don’t. Refer to my black nubian princess as a bitch and yes she cooks sometimes

  60. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    saying that they are pigs and sayin the mens bathroom 10x better…..

    ^^
    All the chicks I dealt with in college said that female dorm bathrooms are arguably the most disgusting locations on Earth. I believe it. Women being inherently more “clean” than men is a myth.
    ^^^

    They are. My freshman year, girls were having sex in community showers, used tampons on the floor, hair, flooding, puke and a combination of hair products sprayed on the mirror.

  61. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    @ Billz

    once i’m done, blackberry is back in the holster.

    doesn’t come out until the hands have been properly wiped.

  62. Sean Coonery Says:

    has anyone ever sharted before?

  63. b-ease Says:

    I would feel way too exposed taking a dump in the nude (ll). If someone breaks in, not only do you have to fight them with shit dripping down your leg, but you would also have to fight naked on some Borat shit. No thanks. And another pause just in case.

  64. D. Billz Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.
    ^^^
    Roffle

    reluctantly co-sign

    but only at home tho, because i be lacing the work bathrooms….

    ^Sheeeeit, if you’re like me, you try to take dumps in those discrete bathrooms in the building that nobody really frequents like that. When I worked for the feddie gov, I used to go to the 12th floor where there were no people, just files. Aw man. I used to light that shit up. I also used to shave up there too if I got there early enough before my shift started.

  65. green eyes Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    i take dumps in the nude(pause)

    ^Likewise. But that’s usually when I’m at home. I just released the demon in a public joint at school and pondered that for the moment I was in there.

    ^ you got naked save for your feet in a public toilet? what if there was a fire?

  66. Tumer Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    # Tumer Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    D. Billz Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.

    ^^^
    Normally its my pants I focus on Billz

    ^Why pants though? Them shits dangle around your ankles and aren’t in any conceivable harm of doo-doo.
    ^^^
    Yeah round your ankles is key, I just figure chest naked alone without focusing on gettin the waist down sorted could pose a problem.

  67. D_Block_4_life Says:

    has anyone ever sharted before?
    ^^^^
    Ahhh man i lead the league in 4th grade…

  68. Sean Coonery Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    # b-ease Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    saying that they are pigs and sayin the mens bathroom 10x better…..

    ^^
    All the chicks I dealt with in college said that female dorm bathrooms are arguably the most disgusting locations on Earth. I believe it. Women being inherently more “clean” than men is a myth.
    ^^^

    They are. My freshman year, girls were having sex in community showers, used tampons on the floor, hair, flooding, puke and a combination of hair products sprayed on the mirror.

    ^who pukes in the shower? who does that?

    all having sex in community showers? lesbo or hetero action? either way im intrigued…

  69. green eyes Says:

    They are. My freshman year, girls were having sex in community showers, used tampons on the floor, hair, flooding, puke and a combination of hair products sprayed on the mirror.

    ^ thats disgusting

    lol @ sleep

  70. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    They are. My freshman year, girls were having sex in community showers, used tampons on the floor, hair, flooding, puke and a combination of hair products sprayed on the mirror.

    ^
    no go @ sex in the community showers. . . if you even take a shower w/o shoes on, you catchin that monkey on your back. . .

  71. sleep Says:

    What did meeno say to provoke jay I know what jay felony did but was meeno just receiving stray bullets because of his affiliation with mason

  72. D_Block_4_life Says:

    if you’re like me, you try to take dumps in those discrete bathrooms in the building that nobody really frequents like that.
    ^^^
    Handicap bathrooms >>>

    I got mad tricks

  73. Joe 88 Says:

    Mike jordan of rap, outside J working…….Now watch how quickly I drop 50

  74. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Sean Coonery Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    # b-ease Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    saying that they are pigs and sayin the mens bathroom 10x better…..

    ^^
    All the chicks I dealt with in college said that female dorm bathrooms are arguably the most disgusting locations on Earth. I believe it. Women being inherently more “clean” than men is a myth.
    ^^^

    They are. My freshman year, girls were having sex in community showers, used tampons on the floor, hair, flooding, puke and a combination of hair products sprayed on the mirror.

    ^who pukes in the shower? who does that?

    all having sex in community showers? lesbo or hetero action? either way im intrigued…
    ^^^

    hetero and drinking-induced lesbo …

    Drunk 100-pound girls who can’t hold their liquor. Straight spraying the sinks with puke,

  75. Tumer Says:

    It was a piss-take Billz. I got ya, and I’m with you [ll] on that 100% mate. Nothing like complete freedom on the throne.

  76. Joe 88 Says:

    Niggas tryna lean on Jay, hot slugs will stand em up

  77. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    you got naked save for your feet in a public toilet? what if there was a fire?
    ^^^^
    I keep the pants on in public, but I try not to shit in public restrooms

  78. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    has anyone ever sharted before?
    ^^^^
    Ahhh man i lead the league in 4th grade…

    ^^if you shart, chances are, the shit part ain’t solid. . . then it’s runnin down your leg. . . and by that time, it’s cold, so it feels even worst. . .

  79. Sean Coonery Says:

    I always got a pair of prada shower sandals on deck.

  80. D. Billz Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    I would feel way too exposed taking a dump in the nude (ll). If someone breaks in, not only do you have to fight them with shit dripping down your leg, but you would also have to fight naked on some Borat shit. No thanks. And another pause just in case.

    ^But more than likely another nigga aint gonna fight you naked. So just act aggressively and more than likely he’ll get the fuck up outta there. Hopefully. If he’s down for that type of action then I can see your point.

  81. b-ease Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    has anyone ever sharted before?
    ^^^^
    Ahhh man i lead the league in 4th grade…

    ^^
    Aw shit D, you were that kid??? LOL, you prolly just used to sit there for a minute too huh? Like nobody could smell it, then you wanna stay in the bathroom and cry cuz you humiliated SMMFH.

    My grandmother always used to say, “…something, something, Lit thought he farted but he shit.” It was a catchy little number and it got me through some close calls.

  82. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    They are. My freshman year, girls were having sex in community showers, used tampons on the floor, hair, flooding, puke and a combination of hair products sprayed on the mirror.

    ^
    no go @ sex in the community showers. . . if you even take a shower w/o shoes on, you catchin that monkey on your back. . .
    ^^^^

    Word. I knew girls that would shower barefoot. *gags*

  83. Joe 88 Says:

    I really don’t shit in public places unless there’s no other choice, lol

  84. Sean Coonery Says:

    Public Bathrooms are too filthy for me…You dont know who put their ass on the toilet seat…they could of diarrhead there and you sitting in it..

    i wait till i get home…

    i aint putting my ass on a public toilet seat…i’m a hygiene freak..

  85. Plug Says:

    Post related:

    Vinnie Paz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  86. D. Billz Says:

    # D_Block_4_life Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    if you’re like me, you try to take dumps in those discrete bathrooms in the building that nobody really frequents like that.
    ^^^
    Handicap bathrooms >>>

    I got mad tricks

    ^Dirtbag! Lol. But I feel you though (nh). When you gotta go, you gotta go. Fuck being a good samaritan when doo doo is knockin’ at ya door.

    And for the record, yeah, I’ve sharted a few times.

  87. b-ease Says:

    So just act aggressively and more than likely he’ll get the fuck up outta there.

    ^^
    *jumps out of 2nd story office window*
    *lands on neck on purpose*

  88. Sean Coonery Says:

    At the public bathrooms I’ve been too…dudes piss on the toilet seats and dont clean it…

    i aint sittin on that…

    dudes dont even flush the toilet after their shit…you just see it there stagnant…

    mens bathrooms are the worse…disguting…

  89. Joe 88 Says:

    I think niggas need to stop taking b.i.g’s lines. Like what line haven’t been used by him, niggas even used the gay biggie lines

  90. Charles Oakley Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Is it just me, or does any one else have to be at LEAST chest-naked while takin’ a dump? I don’t see how mofos can go potty with a shirt on.
    ^^^^
    The realest shit you ever wrote….

  91. Tumer Says:

    would feel way too exposed taking a dump in the nude (ll). If someone breaks in, not only do you have to fight them with shit dripping down your leg, but you would also have to fight naked on some Borat shit. No thanks. And another pause just in case.

    ^But more than likely another nigga aint gonna fight you naked. So just act aggressively and more than likely he’ll get the fuck up outta there. Hopefully. If he’s down for that type of action then I can see your point.

    ^^^
    That happened to my old man, All 125Kg of him chased dude buck naked across the yard and swung on him… dude was out like greaselightning though

  92. Sean Coonery Says:

    i sharted when i was 8…i threw my tighty whiteys in the garbage can…and light it on fire

  93. D. Billz Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    I really don’t shit in public places unless there’s no other choice, lol

    ^I used to be like that too. But now I don’t give a damn, depending on the place. At school, the janitors here are really thorough and I know certain parts of the school have stalls that are rarely used. But lets say, at like a Walmart or Target… hell to the nah. Niggas don’t clean the bathroom until damn nigh closing and those random customers are trifling. I’ll usually stop at a really nice hotel and let it rip. The public stalls there are rarely used since most of the guests used the toilets in their room.

  94. D. Billz Says:

    That happened to my old man, All 125Kg of him chased dude buck naked across the yard and swung on him… dude was out like greaselightning though

    ^LOL. Ya pops is a G.

    *dapz Charles Oakley*

  95. Joe 88 Says:

    I use to work at a market a long while ago, I swear I never cleaned that bathroom, if the bitches that worked there aint hit it up then it was gonna stay the way it was when the last costumers used it.

  96. Peekay Says:

    I wonder if anyone else prefers JMT w/o Jus Allah? I think his lyrics are SO subpar.

  97. Backatit Says:

    Damn, ya’ll reminding me of a cat in high school that sharted on himself, and it showed on his white shirt.

    Dont be a super hoover doo-doo stain remover

  98. Plug Says:

    In here we got 2 mens rooms… its only 6 dudes working here so they stay spotless. we compete on who got the cleanest bathrooms. Mine got a candy bowl and sofa in it. Im bout to put a radio in there that stays on the jazz station… either that or hire a dude to stand in there and pass people the soap and paper towel when you finish doing the do.

  99. Sean Coonery Says:

    Going to the public Bathrooms to cop some dome > Taking a shit in the public bathroom

  100. D. Billz Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    I use to work at a market a long while ago, I swear I never cleaned that bathroom, if the bitches that worked there aint hit it up then it was gonna stay the way it was when the last costumers used it.

    ^See, that’s exactly the shit I’m talkin’ about. I KNEW you mofos never cleaned that shit. Lol. Plus takin’ a shit at the market feels weird to me. Like, I don’t know what it is but I wouldn’t feel comfortable grocery shoppin’ after that. Hands all over the Oodles of Noodles n’ shit.

  101. ELECTROGREMLIN_CS88 Says:

    Plug Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    In here we got 2 mens rooms… its only 6 dudes working here so they stay spotless. we compete on who got the cleanest bathrooms. Mine got a candy bowl and sofa in it. Im bout to put a radio in there that stays on the jazz station… either that or hire a dude to stand in there and pass people the soap and paper towel when you finish doing the do.

    ^^^
    (Eng.Represent Voice)
    ….E’llo’Gouvna!

  102. Beezy Says:

    Sean Coonery Says:

    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Going to the public Bathrooms to give some dome > Taking a shit in the public bathroom

    ^Here goes Coonery again.

  103. G7 Says:

    public bathroom seats get double coverage. sometimes triple.

  104. D. Billz Says:

    # Plug Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    In here we got 2 mens rooms… its only 6 dudes working here so they stay spotless. we compete on who got the cleanest bathrooms. Mine got a candy bowl and sofa in it. Im bout to put a radio in there that stays on the jazz station… either that or hire a dude to stand in there and pass people the soap and paper towel when you finish doing the do.

    ^LOL @ hiring concierges and shit. Damn, a candy bowl and a sofa? And you work for the state/govt? Yall got it good.

  105. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I stay lightin up the bathrooms at school, the 4th floor joints be spotless for some reason…..

  106. Plug Says:

    I remeber I was taking the SAT in higgh school. this white dude was so nervous his stomach growled the whole first half of the test. we took a break and dude ran to the bathroom. when the test restarted, I when to check on him because he was still in the bathroom. I walk in and the smell of boo boo hit me in the face.

    me: dog!!! you alright in here

    dude: no!!! this is the worse day of my fukkin life!!!

    me: what happened??

    dude: you dont wanna know…

    me: you shyt ya pants didnt you.

    dude: *crys*

    me: *dies*

    I go back to tell the teacher that he wasnt feeling good. before I could finish the sentence, dude comes back and sits in his seat wit the smell of diarreah on him. you could see that he shytted on himself… and even if you couldnt see it, you could smell it. I wanted to laugh so bad but the smell was so sickening and it was the last SAT test before school so we had to just sit and smell his stankin azz. I barely passed wit a 700.

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