Critics Ether Curtis’ Righteous Kill Performance

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Ouch. Damn Curtis, step your histrionics game up.

Image jacked from NYmag’s Vulture blog.


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88 Responses to “Critics Ether Curtis’ Righteous Kill Performance”

  1. catch22 Says:

    heard that overall, righteous kill was a piece of shit. not even the real paneiro can save it.

  2. Sean Coonery Says:

    Rapping about “jerking off till your dick bleeds”

    is disturbing though…

  3. crazy88since88 Says:

    http://www.asianonlinerecipes.com/meat-kebab/pepper-steak-cognac-flavored-sauce.php

  4. eskay Says:

    “Illa Js 12inch Release Party @ Pause”

    ^wow @ that headline.

  5. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Damn!

  6. cOLD Says:

    Damn fif ruined what could of been a classic. SMDH, thats why Hollywood needs urban marketing directors, they would of told em not to george push the to botton of fifty.

  7. b-ease Says:

    Man, this has not been a good year for Mr.Jackson at all.

    1. loses battle to Kanye, Curtis is forgotten by Christmas
    2. chain snatched by thirsty Africans
    3. G-Unit album fail
    4. apparently, his performance in this movie
    5. Shaniqua losing her goddamn mind

  8. green eyes Says:

    cant act a smidge. lmao. damn

  9. Joe 88 Says:

    Keep laying them dry threats, i’ll make it hard for you to digest the food that you process, now you really fucking with gods best, I WILL POINT, AIM & FLY PLANES INTO YA PROJECTS

    I’m a star standing next to a star, you see me, you see cam, you see a car next to a car, I see you & ya man in the next nigga car, it’s obvious nas aint got respect for his squad

    Talking bout chains being snatched, CORMEGA snatched yours, then gave it back, pause. REWIND, ya peoples can’t ignore me, no ether can destroy me, i’m here for real fuckers

    Juelz is that nigga

    & 50 won in the 50 vs Cam battle also.

  10. cOLD Says:

    Beans acting > Nas > 50

  11. Big Homie Says:

    I know what movie I am not seeing this weekend

  12. b-ease Says:

    Hopefully, he gets a Razzie for this…

  13. Mr. Papagiorgio aka Cocky Maivia Says:

    @ eskay.

    nikki jean is the hottest chick in the game. saw her at GITD, her ass big as hurricane ike. . . .

  14. Joe 88 Says:

    Who listens to reviews anyway. They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

  15. cOLD Says:

    that righteous kill will be heavy amongst the bootleggers in newark this weekend.

  16. Big Homie Says:

    He would of done better if he played a cop

  17. cOLD Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Who listens to reviews anyway. They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

    ^ lol true.

  18. Joe 88 Says:

    loses battle to Kanye, Curtis is forgotten by Christmas

    ^Curtis beat kanye in international sales, which is more important……..only to curtis

  19. b-ease Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Who listens to reviews anyway. They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

    ^^
    *waits for joe to release sarcasm button*

  20. catch22 Says:

    joe, i see your taste in movies is just as good as your taste in music.

  21. Sean Coonery Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Keep laying them dry threats, i’ll make it hard for you to digest the food that you process, now you really fucking with gods best, I WILL POINT, AIM & FLY PLANES INTO YA PROJECTS

    I’m a star standing next to a star, you see me, you see cam, you see a car next to a car, I see you & ya man in the next nigga car, it’s obvious nas aint got respect for his squad

    Talking bout chains being snatched, CORMEGA snatched yours, then gave it back, pause. REWIND, ya peoples can’t ignore me, no ether can destroy me, i’m here for real fuckers

    Juelz is that nigga

    ^Cormega didn’t snatch Nas chain, I thought it was just some random QB nigga that stole Nas chain…..or is he talking about Nashawn?

    Didn’t Nashawn stomp out Cam’ron in the club for talking about Nas daughter…

  22. HOW CAN U SLAP??? Says:

    The Canadian Press critic follows his career pretty carefully for someone who hates his acting skills.

  23. Plug Says:

    seriously Rock is better than Prodigy.
    ———–
    *laughs hysterically*

  24. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Mr. Papagiorgio aka Cocky Maivia Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    lol, where the fuck you been at?

    layin low since your cousin got caught beatin niggas on SEPTA with a hammer?
    ^^^

    I’ve been in Maryland chilling with the family for a few weeks.

    That SEPTA shit, I have no words for. Broad St. Line too, figures.

  25. Culture Shock! Says:

    “Illa Js 12inch Release Party @ Pause”

    ^wow @ that headline.

    ^
    That certainly tops this one

    http://tinyurl.com/3f36nf

    Humongous ayo and pause in advance

  26. OnPoint Says:

    He would of done better if he played a cop

    ^^^roflrofl

  27. b-ease Says:

    ^Cormega didn’t snatch Nas chain, I thought it was just some random QB nigga that stole Nas chain…..or is he talking about Nashawn?

    ^^
    I thought it was Carmen that stole Nas’ chain (based on the excerpt that I read in from her book). After she maced him.

  28. Ryan Says:

    burn after reading > righteous kill

  29. Joe 88 Says:

    catch22 Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    joe, i see your taste in movies is just as good as your taste in music.

    ^eat a fat babies dick. Pause

    >Cormega didn’t snatch Nas chain, I thought it was just some random QB nigga that stole Nas chain…..or is he talking about Nashawn?

    ^Cormega said he did, & said he knocked nature out, alot of QB vets co-signed these acts, but this is hip hop, & it happen before youtube, so no one really knows what happen. Just add it to the urban myths catalog

  30. b-ease Says:

    HOW CAN U SLAP??? Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    The Canadian Press critic follows his career pretty carefully for someone who hates his acting skills.

    ^^
    *blank stare*

  31. ryan Says:

    back on to Post topic.

    its funny because each and every one of those critics never gets any mention for blockbuster films, but when inaccurately portraying Curtis Jackson, this guy finds the meaningless quotes LOLLLLLL

    Wayne once said….”i’m bein hated by the season”

  32. Ryan Says:

    He would of done better if he played a cop

    ^^^roflrofl

    ^^^ROFL@!@@#$#@

  33. gr3um5 Says:

    ll cool j > 50
    acting and rap !

  34. cOLD Says:

    I thought it was Carmen that stole Nas’ chain (based on the excerpt that I read in from her book). After she maced him.

    ^know one stole Nas chain, the bitch hid it remember?

  35. green eyes Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    http://www.asianonlinerecipes.com/meat-kebab/pepper-steak-cognac-flavored-s

    ^ yum. i dont like frying steak, but id fuck with that recipe. prolly add more wine though. just because

  36. Sean Coonery Says:

    Where did Cormega say he snatched Nas chain?

    I know of Cormega knocking out Nature….

    But Cormega actually said he snatched Nas chain? In interview or song?

  37. cOLD Says:

    ^my bad b-ease I read that wrong,

  38. gr3um5 Says:

    drop BEFORE I SELF DESTRUCT !
    to try to go platinium and more !!
    if not gunot is open, gunit iz over !!!

  39. Joe 88 Says:

    >know one stole Nas chain, the bitch hid it remember?

    ^Co-sign, you jungle no everything going on in that house since he cuts the grass every tuesday, lol j/k

  40. OnPoint Says:

    Frying beef or steak or cheese is the devil

  41. ryan Says:

    If anyone can name one rapper that has acted alongside two movie gods, (who rarely come together for a film) during the first 4-5 years of their career, i’ll give them my 50,000 credit card number with the security code :)

    Thank you.

  42. cOLD Says:

    lol @ Know one….

    *dies a hundred deaths*

    I’m griwing tired of these typos

  43. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Public Enemy #1 is like 20 times better than What The Game Been Missing, let’s be serious.
    ^^^^
    Drinking during the day could become a problem and a habit, Cam > Juelz but WTGBM >>>>> PE…….sure Juelz rhymes have been more coherent as of late but Cam > Juelz overall

  44. Sean Coonery Says:

    Cormega and Nas should do an album together….now that they’re cool again..

    Cormega is very underrated…

  45. b-ease Says:

    ^know one stole Nas chain, the bitch hid it remember?

    ^^
    I know, but I don’t mind bending the truth if it makes Nas look like a tool.

  46. OnPoint Says:

    Like for really, who came up with deep fried cheese?

  47. green eyes Says:

    # OnPoint Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Frying beef or steak or cheese is the devil

    ^ fried cheese is good. the Argentinian got his cheese they grill thats magical.

  48. Mr. Papagiorgio aka Cocky Maivia Says:

    eskay, you should write a book about the bloggin hoes you’ve knocked off. . . and post excerpts up here. . .

    tell us about that threesome you had with fresh and sandra rose. . . .

  49. b-ease Says:

    Cam > Juelz overall

    ^^
    The End.

  50. ryan Says:

    every comment i make is awaiting moderation

  51. cOLD Says:

    ^Co-sign, you jungle no everything going on in that house since he cuts the grass every tuesday, lol j/k

    ^ ha I cant call you tah-tah anymore since you fell back from the hovie stanism. You’re lucky I dont know Gucci Mane weed carriers name.

  52. ryan Says:

    hey

  53. Sean Coonery Says:

    Carmen hid Nas’s chain?

    Was is it QB Medallion? That has to be sickest piece of jewelry I’ve ever seen. Very creative, coonish/niggerish, but creative.

  54. Joe 88 Says:

    But Cormega actually said he snatched Nas chain? In interview or song?

    ^Yeah, in this old nas diss song, I think it’s called “my brothers keeper” it’s on this mixtape I downloaded last week called “the essence of the streets”. He said it, not in a rhyme, but like talking in between verses, but he bodied nature in that song

    Nature talking bout he taking my spot, he took one punch to the face, then dropped

  55. BabyDoll Says:

    Critics Ether Curtis’ Righteous Kill Performance

    ^PERFORMANCE FAIL! *adds to fail blog*

  56. Big Homie Says:

    I am going to have to check that steak recipe out most def. I like my meat extra thick and juicy.

  57. catch22 Says:

    Frying beef or steak or cheese is the devil

    ^^
    mozzarella sticks are delicious. if you don’t like them, there might be something wrong with you.

  58. b-ease Says:

    OnPoint Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Like for really, who came up with deep fried cheese?

    ^^
    I don’t know, but if it’s anything like the typical mozarella stick, sign me up. Even if its’s not, sign me up. Cheese is delicious, and frying makes everything taste better. Seems like a no-brainer to me…

  59. eskay Says:

    >>They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

    sometimes I think you just like to hear yourself type

  60. Deity Allah Says:

    I worked on this movie (ran background) and was there day in and day out. His acting was fine (from seeing him act in the flesh). The critics are just being that, critical! I’ll go see it tomorrow and see how it translated onto the big screen. Overall though, I had a great time working on film and him and his squad were cool as hell. For the record, he wasn’t running around with a bunch of security and was squad deep like others make him out to be. He had his core team with him 5-6 people and they were very professional. I never really cared to much for his commercial releases but I always was a fan of his mix-tape stuff so it’s not like I’m some crazed G-Unit fan (Though, I am a crazed Wu-Tang fan).

  61. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Sofritos on 57th & 1st ave >>>>>>

  62. b-ease Says:

    LOL at me and catch both extolling the amazingness of mozarella sticks

  63. Mr. Papagiorgio aka Cocky Maivia Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I am going to have to check that steak recipe out most def. I like my meat extra thick and juicy.

    ^^

    is somebody ghost posting for BH today. . . . ?

  64. Joe 88 Says:

    You’re lucky I dont know Gucci Mane weed carriers name.

    ^Okay, I quit before it goes to far, I no when to wave white flags. I don’t even know gucci mane weed carrier name, but if I find out, i’m gonna die inside, just a lil

  65. Joe 88 Says:

    eskay Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    >>They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

    sometimes I think you just like to hear yourself type

    ^Of course it was a classic, for all the wrong reasons, like killa season.

  66. Chase Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Who listens to reviews anyway. They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

    ^Joe you are the first person that I have come across that agrees with me. That movie is f-ing hilarious.

    But most people won’t even think about watching it cuz critics said its trash.

  67. Sean Coonery Says:

    Prostitutes on 42nd Street in the 80’s – 90’s >>>>>>>>>

    Damn you Guiliani….

  68. Ryan Says:

    eskay Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    >>They said soul plane suck & that movie is a fucking classic

    ^reason why i read this whatchamacallit

  69. green eyes Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I am going to have to check that steak recipe out most def. I like my meat extra thick and juicy.

    ^ im gonna flip that recipe a bit, do it with some filet mignon. yummm

  70. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    like killa season.
    ^^^
    Sure your joking, right?!?!?

  71. nation Says:

    >> HOW CAN U SLAP??? Says:

    *FUCKING DEAD*

    http://www.celebully.com/indian-bitch-slapfest-p1133.html

  72. b-ease Says:

    @ Allah

    I have no doubt you worked on the set, but after seeing Get Rich or Die Trying (literally one of the 10 worst movies I’ve seen in my life) and the beginning of the P.I.M.P. video, I find it much easier to believe that this performance sucked than believe that the critics are just being harsh on some vindictive shit.

  73. Culture Shock! Says:

    Yo eskay I got this alert from FB saying Jay is having a concert Oct. 3. You know anything about it?

  74. cOLD Says:

    Overall though, I had a great time working on film and him

    ^*tip toes gayly*

    *places flag gently on ground*

  75. Sean Coonery Says:

    Soul Plane is trash…

    Titanic > Soul Plane

    Gladiator > Soul Plane

    Glory > Soul Plane

    Saving Private Ryan > Soul Plane

    Braveheart > Soul Plane

  76. Big Homie Says:

    Angel Conwell was looking mad fuckable in Soul Plane and of course K.D. Aubert as well. A shorty I know called me ignorant for liking that movie because she said it was “ghetto and too stereotypical towards our people”. I didn’t think anything of it and besides… I am not black.

  77. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    Yo eskay I got this alert from FB saying Jay is having a concert Oct. 3. You know anything about it?
    ^^^
    Oct 28 with Weezy

  78. Reality Says:

    meh. not even suprised. curtis cant even talk normally without mumbling, dont know know what made him think he could act

  79. OnPoint Says:

    Deity Allah Says:

    September 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    I worked on this movie (ran background) and was there day in and day out. His acting was fine (from seeing him act in the flesh). The critics are just being that, critical! I’ll go see it tomorrow and see how it translated onto the big screen. Overall though, I had a great time working on film and him and his squad were cool as hell. For the record, he wasn’t running around with a bunch of security and was squad deep like others make him out to be. He had his core team with him 5-6 people and they were very professional. I never really cared to much for his commercial releases but I always was a fan of his mix-tape stuff so it’s not like I’m some crazed G-Unit fan (Though, I am a crazed Wu-Tang fan).

    ^^^Its been a minute Two-times, how you been?

  80. Ryan Says:

    Soul Plane was shit !! but i didn’t see the trailer and think, “damn gotta see that.” and i sure as hell didn’t say that about righteous kill.

    first 45 minutes of Paper Soliders

  81. Leojbomb Says:

    ^pmpl

  82. Leojbomb Says:

    was pmpl @”i think sometimes you just like to hear yourself type”

    pmpl

  83. M.Tyson Says:

    damm its getting old hating on homie move on eskay

  84. Deity Allah Says:

    I mean, if anybody expects him to be Denzel then their dillusional. For the character he played in the movie, he did fine. He’s in the beginning, the middle & the very end but doesn’t play a major role as far as screen time but he’s pretty vital to the plot of the movie in the way of getting from point a to b to c.

    FYI, Tony Yayo is hilarious, lmao Hands down once for the funniest cats I ever met.

  85. Paperstacker Says:

    The movie might be decent even though Pacino>Deniro are past their prime. 50 Cent can’t act for shit from that one clip I seen. Not surprised. When it comes to movies everyone with a personal opinion is a critic. No different than us so even if it gets mixed reviews chances are you might like the movie.

  86. Timi Says:

    Canadian press, orlando times? Who are those again? If it aint times, ebert and roper or the globe i could care less about thier critic. I bet noone other than natives to those countries/cities had ever heard of those papers before today.

  87. pockets Says:

    http://www.celebully.com/indian-bitch-slapfest-p1133.html

    ^LMFAOOO

    THERE WAS AN ENDLESS STREAM OF NEW DUDES COMING INTO THE FRAME ||, like every two seconds a new person would slowly start walking into view. holy shit how many people were there watching the slap.

  88. nunya bizness Says:

    “They hail you, then they nail you … no matter who you are.” – Lauryn Hill

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