The homey D.Scott over at Complex recently scored a Q&A with the often incarcerated but never duplicated, Earl Simmons. Hit the jump if you dare.
Complex: Well, where there any memorable ones?
DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.
Complex: Wait, she took a shit before or after?
DMX: Yo, peep it. I was tired on tour, so I chose my girls, like, “All right, come with me.” She got in the bed. So, like I’m walking up, I’m just smelling shit! Straight shit! Know what I’m saying? I guess she heard me moving around or something, so she just jumped in the bed. So, I’m there just waiting, just sleeping. I wake up, I’m like, “Yo, the shit smell up the whole fucking room!” I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of shit. Like four of them big logs of shit. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.
Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…
DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.
In the immortal words of Pusha T: Ugghhhk!!