DMX: “Groupies Ain’t Shit”

The homey D.Scott over at Complex recently scored a Q&A with the often incarcerated but never duplicated, Earl Simmons. Hit the jump if you dare.


Complex:
Well, where there any memorable ones?

DMX:
Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.

Complex: Wait, she took a shit before or after?

DMX:
Yo, peep it. I was tired on tour, so I chose my girls, like, “All right, come with me.” She got in the bed. So, like I’m walking up, I’m just smelling shit! Straight shit! Know what I’m saying? I guess she heard me moving around or something, so she just jumped in the bed. So, I’m there just waiting, just sleeping. I wake up, I’m like, “Yo, the shit smell up the whole fucking room!” I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of shit. Like four of them big logs of shit. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.

Complex:
Interesting. Maybe she…

DMX:
Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.

In the immortal words of Pusha T: Ugghhhk!!

Link: DMX Talks Speeding Tips And Groupie Tales


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53 Responses to “DMX: “Groupies Ain’t Shit””

  1. the watcherz Says:

    ayo that ham steak was smacking
    wit the honey glaze and all

    Im bout smoke newport lucy (tryna take it easy)

    And play call of duty

  2. NotU Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    September 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/184942897cbb92ed/
    ^^^^
    The Game and DJ Khaled – Red Light

    ^
    Hey I got the No DJ version to this…..it’s crazy as hell….off that Khaled album

  3. YungDavito Says:

    he often incarcerated but never duplicated
    lmao^^^

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