Rick Ross – Ms. Officer Freestyle

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Oh come on, this is just too fucking easy.

Rick Ross – Ms. Officer Freestyle [Tags]

Rick Ross – Put On Freestyle [Tags]

And yes, he’s on Autotune on the Put On joint.


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79 Responses to “Rick Ross – Ms. Officer Freestyle”

  1. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    wow….self ether at its finest

  2. Big Homie Says:

    *DIES*

  3. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Rick Ross=Gangsta

  4. Ghost Writer Says:

    Get’em

  5. Joe 88 Says:

    *Clicks mouse*

  6. Sean Coonery Says:

    Rick Ross in the T-Pain voice…lol.

  7. green eyes Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    @ BH, she was doing a gig at some kind of bookstore in PG County last year, I almost showed up, but ionno…how do you approach a porno star without seeming like a creepo, lol….I’d prolly just tap her on her shoulder, drool @ her tittays, and “smile retardedly” (c) Billz

    ^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
    im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…

  8. THE-XFACTA Says:

    WTF is this track? He even made T-Pain sound good. This is some horrible shit! How can any song get worse then this shit???

    *Prepares to listen to Marco Polo”

  9. Joe 88 Says:

    Rick Ross career is officially over

  10. Ghost Writer Says:

    Let the roasting begin….

  11. Nanyanen Says:

    I put on… for the Carol City Metropolitan Correctional Facilities Union of Employess

  12. THE-XFACTA Says:

    WARNING

    Take my advice and don’t listen to this shit!

    Rick Ross – Put On Freestyle [Tags]

  13. Big Homie Says:

    Thank God for Photoshop

    lol at Icon. Yea man I had to keep cool those few minutes I had her alone at the bar. I didn’t want to scare her away…lol.

    I want to meet Pinky

  14. Joe 88 Says:

    SMH @ the bowi i’m on some other shit part

    *Looks @ Greenie*

    What’s going on down miami?

  15. Big Homie Says:

    Eskay – That Ms Officer track is that D-Black and Skyzoo track

  16. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Thank God for Photoshop

    lol at Icon. Yea man I had to keep cool those few minutes I had her alone at the bar. I didn’t want to scare her away…lol.

    I want to meet Pinky

    ———

    If you blow in that bitches ear you will catch herpes simples 4080

  17. Joe 88 Says:

    The first link is that d-black joint (n/h)

  18. man wtf Says:

    this is GARBAGE music at its finest. wow.

  19. Big Homie Says:

    Im sorry. I had to stop that Ross’ Put On Freestyle at :44. I couldn’t take it.

    Pause

  20. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
    im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…

    ***LOL..definitely not…more like “pervs and hobos”, bay bay….

    Wow…that Rey story over @ Alumnah is some of the realest shit he ever wrote (c) Pac…I grew up in the system, with all of that welfare madness, shelters, case workers, the whole nine…it’s sad that the system is the way that it is, and that people get so forgotten and written off….”casualties of war” for real…

  21. PHOENIXXX Says:

    eskay on Twitter

    * can somebody who speaks Spanish please translate some offensive Daddy Yankee lyrics for me so I can hit up the McCain camp about 21 hours ago

    ^^^

    I’m not fluent but i’m pretty sure “Gasolina” is a metaphor for jizz

    yes. that whole song is about nutting on a bitch

    “dame mas gasolina” = “gimme more jizz” nh

  22. THE-XFACTA Says:

    I really don’t understand what the big deal is. We’ve had rappers that were in the Military and no one beefed about that? Didn’t this nigga have to have a career before he broke through? Can’t you move weight and have a legitimate job? That’s how the intelligent ones do it!

  23. Nanyanen Says:

    If you blow in that bitches ear you will catch herpes simples 4080

    ^lol, why u think its called a ‘full-blown case’ of herpes?? (-)

  24. Majaleeg Says:

    You gotta be fuckin kidding me……

    *suicide by cop*

  25. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LMAO @

    DMX To Miami Judge: “F Off!”

    DMX was denied bond earlier today in a hearing in a Miami courtroom.

    It didn’t help matter that the troubled rapper lashed out at the judge, spewing the F word, according to CBS 4 in Miami.

    “Oh that just ingratiated you to me,” Judge Lawrence Schwartz said. “I’ve never heard the F word before so it’s okay.

  26. PHOENIXXX Says:

    “jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across

    white people have horrible slang

  27. Sean Coonery Says:

    spunk > jizz

  28. Sean Coonery Says:

    I PUT ON FOR MY NIGGERS

  29. Nanyanen Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    “jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across

    white people have horrible slang

    ^^werd. that word has stood the test of time.

  30. green eyes Says:

    i thought DMX locked up im AZ?

  31. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Moving Weight:

    Rick Ross>Rey The Hussein

    Actual Weight:

    Rey The Hussein>Rick Ross

  32. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    i thought DMX locked up im AZ?

    ^^^

    locked up in miami with a warrant in AZ

    they fighting over who gets to try him in court first

    its that sad now.

  33. cOLD Says:

    “jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across

    ^ teetering… that could go either way. “came across” makes it ayoish.

  34. Nanyanen Says:

    cOLD Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    “jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across

    ^ teetering… that could go either way. “came across” makes it ayoish.

    *muerto*

  35. THE-XFACTA Says:

    i thought DMX was stealing cars from JFK?

  36. Sean Coonery Says:

    Rick Ross has bigger man boobs than Rey….

  37. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cOLD Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    “jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across

    ^ teetering… that could go either way. “came across” makes it ayoish.

    ***LOL…you’re saying that nigga “came across jizz”? Funny…..I swear, you’re like a hip hop king Midas- everything you touch turns to “ayo” (none)

  38. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Sean Coonery Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    Rick Ross has bigger man boobs than Rey….

    ———

    Have you noiced that you’ve never seen Rey entire body in one frame? (nh)… Never thought his body would catch up to his head (none)

  39. KilluminattI7 Says:

    This cyant be (real) Life …

    LMAO

  40. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    ^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
    im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…

    ***LOL..definitely not…more like “pervs and hobos”, bay bay….

    ^^^^

    Was it Caribou Books?

  41. cOLD Says:

    ***LOL…you’re saying that nigga “came across jizz”? Funny…..I swear, you’re like a hip hop king Midas- everything you touch turns to “ayo” (none)

    ^lol, I just said its borderline.

  42. PHOENIXXX Says:

    *Transforms to fire truck*

    *sends S.O.S. signal to Yung Berg*

  43. cOLD Says:

    Have you noiced that you’ve never seen Rey entire body in one frame? (nh)… Never thought his body would catch up to his head (none)

    ^you’re gonna bring Rey out of lurk mode.

  44. ENIG MUE Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    “jizz” might be the funniest word I ever came across

    that was deep.

  45. THE-XFACTA Says:

    I love her: http://www.tinyurl.com/weatherlady

  46. Chase Says:

    I really don’t understand what the big deal is. We’ve had rappers that were in the Military and no one beefed about that? Didn’t this nigga have to have a career before he broke through? Can’t you move weight and have a legitimate job? That’s how the intelligent ones do it!

    ^^ Honestly, there is absolutely nothing wrong if he was a corrections officer. Hell that would lend credibility to the people that he claims to have known, since they are all locked up. But instead of saying, yeah I did it and thats how I got put on to the game. He denied it, thinking that nothing more would come of the rumors, when in actuality, they found concrete proof.

  47. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    ^ LOL>.. go for it bay just dont tell wifey.
    im guessing this wasnt a barnes & noble type book store…

    ***LOL..definitely not…more like “pervs and hobos”, bay bay….

    ^^^^

    Was it Caribou Books?

    ***LOL..Karibu went out of bid’ness last year….you know niggas don’t read….damn, where else can you get a Zane book for wifey, DJ Yella’s autobiography (with forward written by Bishop Desmond Tutu), a Big Lez calendar, and a Frederick Douglass action figure, though? R.I.P Karibu

  48. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Real Talk: I saw Rey eating a handburger sandwich

  49. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Zhane reunion coming soon

  50. Plug Says:

    Real Talk: I saw Rey eating a handburger sandwich
    ———-
    lmao. I almost missed that

  51. eskay Says:

    first link fixed

  52. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # THE-XFACTA Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Real Talk: I saw Rey eating a handburger sandwich

    ^^^

    Rey lost. nasty mothafucka

  53. Sean Coonery Says:

    Rae Carruth > Caribou

  54. Plug Says:

    first link fixed
    —-
    that was so 50 comments ago

  55. THE-XFACTA Says:

    eskay Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    first link fixed

    ——–

    Yo Eskay fix the 2nd link where niggas don’t have to hear that shit ever again.. OMG that shit was terrible

  56. green eyes Says:

    x has an odd obession with rey.

  57. Joe 88 Says:

    Rick Ross dissing Jacki-O? Why?

  58. Sean Coonery Says:

    X-Facta stay sucking on Rey’s mangina…

  59. PHOENIXXX Says:

    X-Facta lost

  60. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    x has an odd obession with rey.

    ***I never understand, why niggas go thru the trouble to try to ether other nah regs when they’re not here…me and pockets’ moms were talking about that in bed, last night….

  61. THE-XFACTA Says:

    *lowers head*

  62. THE-XFACTA Says:

    ^^^

    nh

  63. green eyes Says:

    …me and pockets’ moms were talking about that in bed, last night….

    ^ *plays in trafffic*

  64. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # THE-XFACTA Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    *lowers head*

    ^^^

    ayo don’t do that around me b

  65. Plug Says:

    Trick Trick speaks on Yung Berg beatdown
    ———
    ever sine cOLD said that the young nerd thing wasnt funny, it has been twice as funny. LMMFAO

  66. THE-XFACTA Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    x has an odd obession with rey.

    —————-

    my bad I just saw that The Real video with him in it and it fucked me up to see that he got that big (nh) Word born, even the hat he was rocking actually looked kinda small

  67. Darius Miles Says:

    when rick ross starts using auto tune, you know that shits been used way too much

  68. cOLD Says:

    ever sine cOLD said that the young nerd thing wasnt funny, it has been twice as funny. LMMFAO

    ^even trick didnt laugh … That should tell you something.

  69. cliff Says:

    between rick ross, the game, lil wayne, souljah boy, bow wow, and young berg hip hop is a fuckin joke. shut nah right down. focus on rnb.

  70. Jay-eL Audio Says:

    He sounds like Chewbacca with that damn AutoTune. Wow.

  71. Darius Miles Says:

    i have to say, marco polo showcases two of hip hops greatest lyricists doing what they do best

  72. mcarroll4716 Says:

    Irony at it’s finest –> Rick Ross….Mrs. OFFICER?

    *dies*

  73. j3j Says:

    ouch. that was rough.

  74. 40 Inch Says:

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  75. J.B. Says:

    We knew he was gonna sound like garbage, but we still opted to listen. Officer Ross sounds like he’s chasing a suspect on C.O.P.S (and he’s out of breath) in Miami or he’s in front of a fan, with a helium balloon Rappin’. Here is Officer Ross’s famous points of reference (CCC, Boobe Boys, Mi-Yayo, Maybach Music, Trilla, Boss) this bamma does just about as many references as Jayceon.

  76. Inf Says:

    he askin for it

  77. S.Dot Says:

    nigga sounds like he’s drowning

    *closes eyes and imagines it*

  78. Rick Ross - Ms. Officer x Put On Freestyle « 2dopeboyz Says:

    […] Somebody over at Def Jam must be wanting to get transferred to the BoBo, because this shit is like a drunk girl at a party: too easy. Spotted over at eskay’s. […]

  79. Urswurv Says:

    u know its bad when you don’t even listen to the track but click to see how funny the roast will be

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