Video: Lil Cease Getting Brolic


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  1. secondbest21 Says:

    ladies loathe lil cease…

  2. SDP Says:

    respect.

    if only some of u clowns got off the computer for once in ur miserable pathetic lives.

  3. Deep North Says:

    Too bad he can’t spell physical in this video.

  4. SDP Says:

    # Deep North Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am

    Too bad he can’t spell physical in this video.

    ^^
    “Pyhsical Fitness”
    lol

  5. Eastern_Digital Says:

    how can anybody take this nigga seriously after that video with him dancin butt nekkid.

    N/H PAUSE and all of that

  6. Nick James Says:

    ^^^

    extremely suspect

  7. Most_Incredible! Says:

    steroids are a helluva drug … Cease got D’s mothafucka D’s couldn’t pass the moment where he does the crunches I think I’m bouta throw up right now

  8. landLORD Says:

    … what exactly was the purpose for posting this video ?? …

    … lemme find out Eskay or Nation (or both) is gay …

    … EEWWWWW …

  9. G7 Says:

    *blogs from a barely awake perspective*

  10. Joe 88 Says:

    Yeah this video is hella gay. I couldn’t make it pass the 2:30 mark w/o feeling slightly funny (n/h)

  11. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    what in the name of Elton John is this shit? (no this post)

  12. Casual T Says:

    Is anybody watching this Olympics opening ceremony?!

    Its the bollocks mayne..

    Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!

    whattup nah?

  13. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I guess you gotta be in decent shape to stay on the run from Maino n’ dem? (nope)

  14. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!

    ***they invented fireworks, right? Maybe that’s totally wrong, but anyway, whaddup? ***Daps***

  15. Joe 88 Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=YC8yOodw5-M

    ^One of my favorite nas songs ever

    stay chiseled like a box of wife beaters by phila/ lou foringno, arnold shawtzniger type steelo

  16. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LMAO @ all of the nah posts saying whether eskay or nation posted them, EXCEPT THIS ONE

  17. Casual T Says:

    All good Ike…

    ***they invented fireworks, right?
    ^
    ^

    I cant beleive it mayne.. Im sure they did..
    this shit is bananas (-)..

  18. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
    youtube.com/watch?v=YC8yOodw5-M

    ^One of my favorite nas songs ever

    stay chiseled like a box of wife beaters by phila/ lou foringno, arnold shawtzniger type steelo

    ***That shit was ridic…Large Pro is maaad underrated as a producer, even if he did almost fuck up his own verse by saying “for shizzle my nizzle”—Large Pro’s solo jawn was decent, too, even if it did come like a decade after he said “Queens reprensent, buy the album when I drop it”, on Midnight Marauders…

  19. Joe 88 Says:

    Posted by nation in Miscellaneous, Music | 17 Comments »

    ^Nation, you have some explaining to do

  20. Digital Scales Says:

    That full Fat Joe interview he did with juan epstein is one of the best interviews iv ever heard….Seriously

  21. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I think this video was meant for me to see, not you all lol

  22. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
    I think this video was meant for me to see, not you all lol

    ****LOL…whaddup, CiCi? You “want an interlude, in the nude” ? (c) Cease

  23. D. Billz Says:

    you do your ups, you cut it up like a bag of dope – Peedi – “Perrion”

    Nothin’ gay about this video to me. I’m noticing more and more Black men in the urban/hiphop community releasing workout dvds (i.e. Bartenderz, Bar Masters Xtreme, LL, and one of my homies just released one with Ray Lewis… LF: shoutout to the Ravens for last night’s victory). It’s about time that we support our own and do for self. Many of our own would pay a lumpsome a month to workout in a gym around a bunch of sweaty dudes and have a white personal trainer rather than buying an instructional dvd from one of our own. Not sayin’ that Cease is a fitness guru by any means, but if he was certified we still find something to complain about. Nubian peoples’ health has been in dire condition for many years and we’re leading the pack in multiple heart and blood diseases. You aint gotta cop Cease’s dvd, but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
    Them Chinese got the art of the firework down to a T…!

    ***they invented fireworks, right? Maybe that’s totally wrong, but anyway, whaddup? ***Daps***

    ^Yeah, Chinese invented gun powder exclusively for firecrackers and enjoyment. Arabs invented guns and used their (the Chinese) invention to make weapons.

    *dapz Nah collective*

    It’s officially Ravens season.

    Next week it’s vs. the Vikings aka Purple Rain. Lol

  24. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    The funniest workout video promo i’ve ever seen, was some kind of homothug looking DVD Ruff Riders (none) was promoting back in the day, with niggas doing pullups on streetlights and monkey bars (no P!), and shit….co-sign Billz on the need for our people to get in better shape (no Dr. ian Smith)- we’re not saying Cease is gay for working out, we’re saying that whoever posted this shit pulled a hella suspect move….

  25. landLORD Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
    LMAO @ all of the nah posts saying whether eskay or nation posted them, EXCEPT THIS ONE

    ————

    … i noticed that too … ol closet ass niggas …

  26. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
    LMAO @ all of the nah posts saying whether eskay or nation posted them, EXCEPT THIS ONE

    ————

    … i noticed that too … ol closet ass niggas …

    **LOL..now nate’s name shows up

  27. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 8:32 am

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
    I think this video was meant for me to see, not you all lol

    ****LOL…whaddup, CiCi? You “want an interlude, in the nude” ? (c) Cease
    ^^^

    LOL! “You want a cheap chick, you betta go down to Freaknik” (c) Kumbucket Kim

  28. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Kumbucket Kim

    ***FLOOR

  29. landLORD Says:

    this looks weird

    tinyurl.com/6d3rf6

  30. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Based on what we were saying last week, about judging a chick by
    “dicks on her jacket”, when it came to selecting wifey material- Tito Ortiz lost, infinitely…

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  31. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    You want a cheap chick, you betta go down to Freaknik” (

    ***R.I.P…freaknik…and I never even got a chance to hit that joint up- attending that jawn was one of my greatest ass-pirations (none)

  32. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***copyrights the term “ass-pirations”, to be labeled on an upcoming product designed to reduce booty sweat on skrippas (no freaknik)

  33. Joe 88 Says:

    but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.

    ^Nice way to take the humor out of the room today, lol (j/k)

    @Icon

    I remember that ruff ryders workout video, instant humor.

    Instructor: a’ight dis what u dew, find the nearest street pole, or playground, whichever one suits your comfort, & go for yours, like this

    *dude jumps 10 feet in the air to grab street pole*

    Instructor: not only is this a good & free workout, you can see the honeys from a 2 to 4 block radius, while your getting your vin diesel on

    *Pitbulls start barking*

  34. PHENOMENON Says:

    LOL, that kid is in for it.

  35. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***FLOOR*** @ Joe’s narrative of the Ruff Riders vid

  36. landLORD Says:

    DBillz says

    Nubian peoples’ health has been in dire condition for many years and we’re leading the pack in multiple heart and blood diseases. You aint gotta cop Cease’s dvd, but sayin’ a man is gay for working out and tryin’ to show others how to do it is a far reach, IMO.

    ———–

    … whaddup Mayor … your points are well taken … but we aint bashing good health … we bashing the fact that some grown man posted a video featuring Cease’s biceps, lats, chest, and triceps … and the post stayed featured too long … this shit was NRLite material at best … and besides, im already in good shape … i’ll follow Men’s Health Magazine, before i accept Lil Cease as a personal trainer … and the Ravens suck … who they QB is ?? … who they coach is ??? … where is Jamal Lewis ?? (cleveland) … how OLD is Ray-Ray ?? …

    Viking purple > Laker purple > LA Kings purple > Sacramento Kings purple > Ravens purple

  37. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Still LOL

    not only is this a good & free workout, you can see the honeys from a 2 to 4 block radius, while your getting your vin diesel on

    Classic

  38. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
    The funniest workout video promo i’ve ever seen, was some kind of homothug looking DVD Ruff Riders (none) was promoting back in the day, with niggas doing pullups on streetlights and monkey bars (no P!), and shit….

    ^That’s actually the new trend of workout that’s spreading fast. It’s some dudes that were incarcerated that practice body sculpting (nh) with using only the bars, no weights:

    http://www.barmastersxtreme.com/

    Bartendarz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh8196fE1dY

    I actually met Prophecy and Hannibal (BarMastersXtreme, used to belong to Bartenderz) in Harlem on 125th during PR Weekend. These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes. Actually chopped it up with them for a few. Madd humble and had a lot of intrguing info.

  39. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ land- word up- plus, you also gotta take into account the fact that Cease-a-homo stripped for dudes in a hotel room…

  40. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes.

    -LOL

  41. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz- I remember when you mentioned the Bartenderz…I just assumed they were an obscure rap group, or some shit…

  42. landLORD Says:

    … Browns > Ravens …

    … Bengals > Ravens …

    … Steelers > Ravens …

    … the Ravens will probably finish in last place …

  43. spotrusherz Says:

    wtf eskay how did you not post this, pete rosenberg posted the o.g. ready to die bootleg on his website

    http://www.rosenbergradio.com/2008/08/02/an-weekend-treat-for-true-hip-hop-heads/

  44. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***My body is friggin’ awesome (c) Ray Lewis (none), during halftime in the scrimmage vs. the Patriots and their unknown QB

  45. landLORD Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
    @ land- word up- plus, you also gotta take into account the fact that Cease-a-homo stripped for dudes in a hotel room…

    —————–

    … i wasnt aware of that disturbing fact … they should all get lynched …

  46. spotrusherz Says:

    i mean it’s g rap > biggie all day everyday, but still, ready to die the o.g. version, thats pretty crazy… i didnt even know it existed

  47. Joe 88 Says:

    barmastersxtreme.com/

    *Runs to the bathroom*

    *runs buckets of water in eyes*

    Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that. j/k All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing.

    *Does 98 diamond cuts with one leg in the air* (n/h)

  48. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that

    ***LMAO…Damn, you’re on a roll today, Jure 88 (c) B-more accent

  49. Joe 88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
    These ninjas looked like off-duty bouncers or superheroes

    *death by excersize*

    *Hands spotrusherz late pass*

    I posted that in the thread like last week

    Praise me!

  50. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing\

    ***we used potatoes making liquor/just to prove we some creative niggas/making something outta nothing is how god works/and you’ll get nothing without struggle and hard work (c) Naaaaaaaaaas

  51. Joe 88 Says:

    The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.

  52. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    All joking aside, all vocals aside, I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS (n/hh) UP, punk, d’fuck I look like (c) P!!!!!

  53. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.
    ^^^^

    Word to getting in wood chip fights

  54. Joe 88 Says:

    Next thing you know, niggas gonna be in the balls at chucky E cheese doing crunches & shit.

    Niggas gonna be in the kiddie pool working on there upper body

    Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on

    WTF?

  55. pockets Says:

    i havent been awake this early since reasonable doubt dropped

  56. Digital Scales Says:

    ‘OK and today we got Fullanito from Bushwick…

  57. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am
    The jugle gym is for fun activities ONLY, can’t be ganging up on the jungle gym if you aint having fun. Niggas be taking the jungle gym too seriously now a days.

    **Say word…when I take my son to the playground, i be swangin (no mint condition) across that armbar jawn, like I’m 8 years old, too…if Billz’s workout jawn catches on, I guess we’re gonna have to wait for the knuckleheads to stop doing pullups first, though

  58. pockets Says:

    nigs gon be playing xbox with thumb weights on

  59. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
    Next thing you know, niggas gonna be in the balls at chucky E cheese doing crunches & shit.

    Niggas gonna be in the kiddie pool working on there upper body

    Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on

    WTF?

    ***This whole routine has me cracking the fuck up…you should sell that shit to a standup comedian, fam***

  60. Digital Scales Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Next thing you know, niggas gonna be in the balls at chucky E cheese doing crunches & shit.

    Niggas gonna be in the kiddie pool working on there upper body

    Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on

    WTF?
    ^^
    hahahahahahahaha niggas should do pull ups off the edge of the roof…

    but on some g shit iv seen them niggas and billz is right they do look like superheros lol that was funny

  61. pockets Says:

    i always find it hilarious when they show those al quaeda videos of them training and they’re just swinging across some monkey bars in ski masks. like thats gonna come in real useful when ur in a park and the fbi turned the ground into lava

  62. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    There’s a bunch of funny m’fukkas on Nah- without the comedy, there’s no point in clicking the site…ol’ Desk Comedy Jam lookin’ niggas…

  63. spotrusherz Says:

    *Hands spotrusherz late pass*

    I posted that in the thread like last week

    Praise me!

    ^^

    *sinister stare*

  64. Joe 88 Says:

    lol @ pockets

  65. landLORD Says:

    hahahahahahahaha niggas should do pull ups off the edge of the roof…

    ———-

    LMAO ..

  66. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    spotrusherz Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:07 am
    *Hands spotrusherz late pass*

    I posted that in the thread like last week

    Praise me!

    ^^

    *sinister stare*

    ***For what it’s worth, Bol, of all people, posted that shit like early last week, too..

  67. pockets Says:

    ive seen dudes training in the subway station, and they are mad brawlic too. they do pull ups on the signs, they do bench presses with the garbage cans, they do crunches on the middle of the platform and people gotta walk around them. they run laps up and down the platform, they do dumbell curls with peoples babies

  68. D. Billz Says:

    … whaddup Mayor … your points are well taken … but we aint bashing good health … we bashing the fact that some grown man posted a video featuring Cease’s biceps, lats, chest, and triceps … and the post stayed featured too long … this shit was NRLite material at best … and besides, im already in good shape … i’ll follow Men’s Health Magazine, before i accept Lil Cease as a personal trainer … and the Ravens suck … who they QB is ?? … who they coach is ??? … where is Jamal Lewis ?? (cleveland) … how OLD is Ray-Ray ?? …

    Viking purple > Laker purple > LA Kings purple > Sacramento Kings purple > Ravens purple

    ^Points duly noted. Yeah, I didn’t really think about it from that angle because this is usually some NRLite type shit.

    Not for nothin’ for but Cease > Men’s Health mag. Men’s Health is owned by rich crackers who have paid sponsers and ads to manipulate the belief that those products and regimens are effective. Cease is non-rich ninja who has somehow managed to relatively fit on a bodega diet and doing sprints from Maino. Point for Cease.

    How dare you disrespect the REAL purple? With only 6 years under our belt we obtained a ring. Vikings? Them niggas better Ahmad Rashad or Lynn Swann… Vikings who actually went to Bowl games. Our RB hasn’t showed any promise, that’s fair. However the Black QB seems like he’ll be in the starting line-up over Boller a few times this year. And besides, since when has Ravens offense ever gotten us anywhere? Meanwhile the 1st year, 2nd year, and special teams played yesterday like they’re ready to prove something to the conference this year. And Ray-Ray could be 50 and lock down the top 3 offenses with his leadership.

    I suggest you start respecting our Purple.

    Also, Vikings purple colors are about 2 shades from lavender. Very suspect…

  69. pockets Says:

    niggas should do pull ups off the edge of the roof…

    ^lol. that would easily be the most gangster thing ive ever seen.

  70. pockets Says:

    i guarantee a super bowl ring for the Jets

  71. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Not for nothin’ for but Cease > Men’s Health mag. Men’s Health is owned by rich crackers who have paid sponsers and ads to manipulate the belief that those products and regimens are effective. Cease is non-rich ninja who has somehow managed to relatively fit on a bodega diet and doing sprints from Maino. Point for Cease.

    ***LOL…Mens health is innovative, from time to time…I subscribe for tips (none) and shit, but I never use supplements or any or that shit…the media in general is owned by advertisers, though- subliminals and shit

  72. Digital Scales Says:

    these dudes was got separated from there group on a safari…

    after two hours of walking through the african plains they bump into a tribe..

    the leader knowing some english told all 3 men that they had 2 choices

    either DEATH or BUTAKAA

    so they take the first dude….and they ask him

    DEATH or BUTAKAA!!!!! …..dude says BUTAKAA and they rape him

    they take the 2nd dude and ask him DEATH or BUTAKAA!!!! dude chooses BUTAKAA and they rape him

    3rd dude seeing his two friends getting raped says fuck that and chooses death

    the leader then yells DEATH BY BUTAKAA!!!!!!

  73. pockets Says:

    yo screw instructional dvds for working out, all u gotta do is pop in a copy of Enter the Dragon and get ur bruce lee on. practice ur kung fu moves while watching that shit and thats ur cardio right there.

  74. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz and Joe- y’all going to this jawn?

    http://www.939wkys.com/Article.asp?id=786290&spid=

  75. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # pockets Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    yo screw instructional dvds for working out, all u gotta do is pop in a copy of Enter the Dragon and get ur bruce lee on. practice ur kung fu moves while watching that shit and thats ur cardio right there.
    ^^

    LOL!

    Instructional videos are soft porn… word to Denise Austen

  76. pockets Says:

    my workout video would be me in purple latex and a headband with those litle two-stair platform jawns going “Kick, Kick, Superkick, punch, thrust, step up, step down, read a book, superkick the book we dont need it, kick”

  77. Digital Scales Says:

    My work out video would look somthing like the tupac video ‘i get around’

  78. D. Billz Says:

    Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on

    ^LMFAO!

    I’m in this bitch DYINNNNNN!

  79. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on

    ^LMFAO!

    I’m in this bitch DYINNNNNN!

    **Joe has said a couple of things today, that have literally had me crying laughing…”doing crunches in the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit”- LMFAO

  80. pockets Says:

    pull ups on the edge of the rooftop >>>

  81. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL!

    Instructional videos are soft porn… word to Denise Austen

    ***I be watching Kiana’s flex appeal on ESPN classic, in the morning sometimes, and not because I want to do bench presses on the beach, lol…

  82. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Joe is on a roll today…

    Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.

    Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?

  83. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
    barmastersxtreme.com/

    *Runs to the bathroom*

    *runs buckets of water in eyes*

    Billz warn a brother before you up a link like that, I instantly clicked that shit off when it was 8 niggas doing god knows what on that lil ass jungle gym outside. Hoggin up the kids jungle gym like that. j/k All jokes aside, that’s very creative, ninjas always find a way to make something out of nothing.

    *Does 98 diamond cuts with one leg in the air* (n/h)

    ^lmaooooooo

    YO, the first time I seen that Barmasters clip I had to refresh the screen to make sure no 2 dudes were in no way on top of each other or had any type of homothug contact. I would’ve erased that shit off of my browser history.

  84. Joe 88 Says:

    Yo, the stone soul came fast as shit, to me, that always idicate the end is near, I didn’t go swimming, I clubbed it up at the beginning, no amusement parks (no fiddy) nothing, I went to the art scape tho, so it wasn’t a total bust (n/h)

    Yeah, I guess i’ll be going

  85. PHENOMENON Says:

    Man, forget Chuck E. Cheese!!

    My mother took me there one time and they said I was too big for the ball pit. [ll]

    The best theng they had was skee ball and pizza. [Their pizza is really good from what I remember.]

    The cheap animatronic band show was quite entertaining though.

  86. G7 Says:

    >>pull ups on the edge of the rooftop >>>

    ==
    lol

  87. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LF- I was looking at the Washington Post comics section today, and I think I need to become a comic strip author- I’ve got a decent sense of humor, and I’m a dope artist—whereas 99% of what you see in the “funnies” is halfassed garbage…

  88. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Joe is on a roll today…

    Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.

    Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?

    ***WTF? Only in Philly, lol…the Chuck E Cheese in Largo is the ghettoest jawn, ever- pretty much a renovated food court with an arcade and a ball pit…

  89. pockets Says:

    i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child

  90. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…

  91. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Joe is on a roll today…

    Speaking of the Chuck E Cheese ball pit…that has to be one of themost fun yet unsanitary things to play in as a kid.

    Oh, and when did Chuck E start serving liquor?

    ***WTF? Only in Philly, lol…the Chuck E Cheese in Largo is the ghettoest jawn, ever- pretty much a renovated food court with an arcade and a ball pit…
    ^^^

    LOL … apparently, many CECs serve beer.

  92. D. Billz Says:

    Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.

    “Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”

  93. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
    i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child

    ***Everybody things they can punk a faggot- faggots are the most hardcore m’fukkas on earth…most men are scared to death of taking a dick in the ass, but they do that shit for fun (None to the Nth degree)- I think that was from Earthquake’s standup?

  94. Digital Scales Says:

    Niggas gonna be trick or treating with ankle weights on

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    bbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  95. D. Billz Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
    i bet richard simmons is stronger than anyone , that dude got strength u dont get from lifting weights but the strength u get after u give birth to a child

    ^WTF?! Lol

    exercising your gay-like mind like Richard Simmons – Camel GOAT

  96. pockets Says:

    barmastersxtreme.com/

    ^DEAD DEAD DEAD

    holy fuckking shit! did that muthafucka do like a 720 suicide plancha off the monkey bars with his legs in a scissor conformation

  97. Digital Scales Says:

    i thought lil cease was a fat fuck tho???

  98. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…
    ^^^^

    Southeast, south-southeast, Southeast, south-southeast

    *blasts DJ Flex*

  99. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.

    ***LOL…man, I went to visit wifey’s people in SE (in the projects, across the street from a halfway house) for the 4th of July…I had to go to my car to get something, and lo and behold, some random niggas was sitting on my car hood with their kids, watching fireworks…I almost had a stroke/caught a charge…swear f’gawd, i felt like “Stanley” on “Friday”- “Get..off my freaking grass!!!!”—-I hit the alarm on my jawn, and ninjas scattered like roaches with the light on…

  100. PHENOMENON Says:

    Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…

    ^ ^ ^
    The fu*k are these places you going to?

  101. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    *Daps everyone*

  102. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    http://WWW.woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.COM

  103. Joe 88 Says:

    Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.

    “Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”

    *Dies*

    Niggas be putting they feet on the counter doing push ups in line at chic-fil-a, holding the line up & shit

  104. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    PHENOMENON Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
    Did I ever tell y’all niggas about the McDonald’s on Alabama Avenue SE, where niggas don’t wear uniforms, and be smoking? I haven’t been there in a minute, but that shit was pure hilarity….almost like i walked in, in the middle of a robbery, and them niggas were trying to play it off…

    ^ ^ ^
    The fu*k are these places you going to?

    ***LOL…mostly in Washington, DC- in the Southeast section…shit is like nowhere else in the world…

  105. D_Block_4_Life Says:

    “Im Am The Unknown” By The Aliens……………somebody should sample this, i woud be incredible

    Soulful Music > everything else

  106. Ghost Writer Says:

    Smoke something BiTcH

  107. pockets Says:

    THAT DUDE FROM BARMASTERS WAS IN THE SUPERMAN POSITION WITH JUST HIS PINKYS ON THE BAR AND HIS LEGS WERE PERFECTLY HORIZONTAL AND A SMALL CHILD WAS JUMPING ON HIS BACK…AND THEN HE STARTED TWISTING HIS LEGS LIKE A PRETZEL

  108. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)

  109. PHENOMENON Says:

    Am I the only one that gets shorted my McDonalds on a regular basis?

  110. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
    Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.

    “Hold up fam, 3 more reps and I’m good”

    *Dies*

    Niggas be putting they feet on the counter doing push ups in line at chic-fil-a, holding the line up & shit

    ^LMFAO! Yo feet be all in the kethup buckets n’ shit.

  111. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # pockets Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    barmastersxtreme.com/

    ^DEAD DEAD DEAD

    holy fuckking shit! did that muthafucka do like a 720 suicide plancha off the monkey bars with his legs in a scissor conformation
    ^^^

    Is it wrong that I’m getting slightly turned-on while watching this?

  112. PHENOMENON Says:

    **by

  113. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
    It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)

    ^^^
    Price Markie Dee?

  114. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    (edit) PRINCE markie Dee.

  115. pockets Says:

    u see ninjas pulling the manhole covers from out of the street and doing dips into the hole while holding the edge of the opening…cars would be swerving out of the way trying not to kill that guy

  116. pockets Says:

    THAT DUDE WAS DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE DOING A PUSHUP HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  117. Joe 88 Says:

    Is it wrong that I’m getting slightly turned-on while watching this?

    *Does 48 more diamond cuts*

    *Looks in the mirror*

    *Still looks the same*

    Fuck it

    *Sparks blunt*

  118. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
    D. Billz Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Imagine you walk outside and see a nigga doing dips on the hood of your car and the one parked in front of it. Now you gotta wait for this dude to finish his set before you go to work.

    ***LOL…man, I went to visit wifey’s people in SE (in the projects, across the street from a halfway house) for the 4th of July…I had to go to my car to get something, and lo and behold, some random niggas was sitting on my car hood with their kids, watching fireworks…I almost had a stroke/caught a charge…swear f’gawd, i felt like “Stanley” on “Friday”- “Get..off my freaking grass!!!!”—-I hit the alarm on my jawn, and ninjas scattered like roaches with the light on…

    ^At least it wasn’t bunch of random thugs and you’re in front of a random chick’s crib where she is runnin’ her mouth talkin’ about, “they aint gonna do shit, I know them niggas”… now you out there for dolo thinkin’ that this heffa should STFU before it’s a ruckus in front of her house and you know damn well she aint helpin’.

  119. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
    It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)

    ^^^
    Price Markie Dee?

    ***Prince markie dee was the lightskinned one, right? Not him- the one who did that “Champagne” video with Chris Rock

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZqlX7mIh6U

  120. pockets Says:

    THE DUDE WAS IN PUSHUP POSITION THEN STARTED SHIFTING LEFT TO THE RIGHT AND DID THE WORM FORWARD AND REVERSE AND THEN DID THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE STILL IN THE PUSHUP

  121. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
    It woulda been weird, if Biggie had lived, followed Cease’s program, and got all diesel, like that one nigga from the Fat Boys? (none)

    ^^^
    Price Markie Dee?

    ***Prince markie dee was the lightskinned one, right? Not him- the one who did that “Champagne” video with Chris Rock

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZqlX7mIh6U

    ^^^
    Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEJ6F_Uooqs
    Classic Shit.

  122. pockets Says:

    THAT GUY DID DIAMOND PUSHUPS ON TOP OF A DYING MAN

  123. Ghost Writer Says:

    *does one push up*

  124. D. Billz Says:

    I think every scary movie was filmed in Southeast DC.

  125. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Is it wrong that I’m getting slightly turned-on while watching this?

    *Does 48 more diamond cuts*

    *Looks in the mirror*

    *Still looks the same*

    Fuck it

    *Sparks blunt*
    ^^^

    Don’t change Joe. I like you just the way you are, with your Tom Sawyer hat and the whole nine.

  126. pockets Says:

    i tryed doing pullups once in a bathroom stall off the door…but i slipped off and cracked my head on the toilet seat

  127. D. Billz Says:

    One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.

  128. pockets Says:

    one of my favorite exercise regiments: door in the bathroom behind the entrance door and whenever people try to come in and push the door back at them and scream is that the best u got. if u get really good u got like twenty dudes who need to pee pushing at the door

  129. Ghost Writer Says:

    *farts*

    *~*

  130. green eyes Says:

    bartendaz > barmasterz

    good morning folks: icon, cazy, billz, joe, pockets, cici, g7, ghost, dblock, phenom, etc

  131. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    one of my favorite exercise regiments: door in the bathroom behind the entrance door and whenever people try to come in and push the door back at them and scream is that the best u got. if u get really good u got like twenty dudes who need to pee pushing at the door

    ***WTF? LOL

  132. pockets Says:

    *stand in the bathroom

  133. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
    ^^^^

    You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.

  134. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hey, bay bay…mornian

  135. Ghost Writer Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    bartendaz > barmasterz

    good morning folks: icon, cazy, billz, joe, pockets, cici, g7, ghost, dblock, phenom, etc

    ^
    *daps the honey bee*

  136. pockets Says:

    One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.

    ^if they ask u to stop just flash ur Whole Foods Membership Discount Card

  137. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    # D. Billz Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
    ^^^^

    You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.

    ***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…

  138. pockets Says:

    *dude slips, breaks hip bone*

    *some ghetto motherfucker runs up and starts doing lunges off his chest*

  139. green eyes Says:

    …whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…

    ^ it kinda is… and relatively overpriced. I can get better organics at the farmers market. the ppl that shop there always tend to be in a pissy ass mood too. motherfuckers just need more cheeseburger and whole fat icecream in their lives

  140. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Repercussions/effects of gentrification in DC

    Whole Foods
    baseball (lol)
    dog parks
    karaoke
    no enforcement of public drinking laws in certain sections of the city (ie, Georgetown, Adams Morgan)

  141. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    bartendaz > barmasterz

    good morning folks: icon, cazy, billz, joe, pockets, cici, g7, ghost, dblock, phenom, etc

    ^^^
    (sees iCon name first)

    *muffled voice*
    …u pretty muthafucka… (n/h)

  142. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    # D. Billz Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
    ^^^^

    You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.

    ***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
    ^^

    The Amish Market = crack.

    Whole Foods is so expensive, its ridiculous. Trader Joe’s has their limits but Whole Foods, even for how good their food can be, ain’t cheap.

  143. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
    *dude slips, breaks hip bone*

    *some ghetto motherfucker runs up and starts doing lunges off his chest*

    ***LOL…niggas with sick grandparents be doing pullups on their hospital beds, in the living room and shit

  144. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
    …whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…

    ^ it kinda is… and relatively overpriced. I can get better organics at the farmers market. the ppl that shop there always tend to be in a pissy ass mood too. motherfuckers just need more cheeseburger and whole fat icecream in their lives

    ^^^
    My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)

  145. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)

    ***My girl is always nagging me and shit-“why you eating a cheeseburger at 9:30 in the morning”, wah wah wah (c) Patrice O’Neal

  146. D. Billz Says:

    Don’t they usually have the Stone Soul in Druid Hill in B’more too?

  147. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    One day I’m just gonna bust out some pushups in Whole Foods.
    ^^^^

    You better work it out. Especially for how much their shit costs.

    ***I’ve never been to whole foods- I should prolly check it out, though…Safeway does a decent job of stocking nutritious food, though…that, and the Amish market blicka…whole foods always seemed like some faddy shit for white people, but of course, I’m saying that, sight unseen (no unspoken heard)…I need to give it a shot…
    ^^

    The Amish Market = crack.

    Whole Foods is so expensive, its ridiculous. Trader Joe’s has their limits but Whole Foods, even for how good their food can be, ain’t cheap.

    ^^^
    Fuck Whole Foods, aint NEVER a bad bitch in whole Foods, Just PorkChop Gut bitches, Moms who cant cook, Midlife Yuppie bitches & Fake treeHuggers.

  148. green eyes Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)

    ***My girl is always nagging me and shit-”why you eating a cheeseburger at 9:30 in the morning”, wah wah wah (c) Patrice O’Neal

    ^ i cant do a burger that early, but cold pizza? anyday

    LF: anyone see the pics of the opening ceremonies of the olympics yet? not for nothing, but China did it UP. i may actually tune in now

  149. pockets Says:

    yesterday i was with my squad and theres this nice bakery/food type joint near my school and they have a deal where from 7-8 pm all the cookies n brownies and other baked shit is half off. so we went and we were sitting on the bench outside just eating and we saw this dude walk up to the store and check his watch and it was like 7:30 and the dude did a fist pump and mouthed “yesss” i was like *deaddddddd* that dude is the man

  150. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
    My word is BOND, i JUST ordered a Burger for Breakfast. (goes in)

    ***My girl is always nagging me and shit-”why you eating a cheeseburger at 9:30 in the morning”, wah wah wah (c) Patrice O’Neal

    ^^^
    *daps iCon*

    (yells across room to girl who ordered office breakfast)

    …YO! Hur’UP with Dem Gattdamn Sammaches…

  151. D. Billz Says:

    Yo, is there a farmer’s market in York, PA? Or an Amish market? And co-sign Greens that mofos that be in Whole Foods act like they got a problem or their shit don’t stink. Especially the heffas. Actin’ like they can’t say what up. Take your spinach dip and move the fuck outta my way before you get tripped.

  152. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Fuck Whole Foods, aint NEVER a bad bitch in whole Foods, Just PorkChop Gut bitches, Moms who cant cook, Midlife Yuppie bitches & Fake treeHuggers.

    ***Man, word is bond (c) 1987, there be some baaaaaaaaad ass honeys (c) 1989 in the Amish market, really, in the supermarket in general…prolly more dymes per capita, than any other place…there’s this scene in this stupid ass movie, can’t think of the name, but it stars that dude from “let’s go to prison”, where he anonymously buys women groceries, like niggas be buying drinks in a bar, then he starts macking on them at the checkout- dumb movie, but that scene was hilarious…

  153. D. Billz Says:

    I don’t fuck with cheese like that anymore, but cold pizza is crack. I don’t know what it is about it. Plus reheating pizza is disgusting.

    Not for nothin’, but back in the day I used to eat cold Popeyes chicken too.

  154. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Yo, is there a farmer’s market in York, PA? Or an Amish market? And co-sign Greens that mofos that be in Whole Foods act like they got a problem or their shit don’t stink. Especially the heffas. Actin’ like they can’t say what up. Take your spinach dip and move the fuck outta my way before you get tripped.
    ^^^

    There probably is. The one me and my Pops go to is in Burtonsville, MD.

  155. pockets Says:

    the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face

  156. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz- we got a farmer’s market in Upper Marlboro- good shit..there’s one in Anne Arundel county, too….

  157. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    …Applaud Mufuckas callin the Office phone… IM NOT TAKING CALLS COCKSUCKA… Catch me Monday, Bitch!

  158. D. Billz Says:

    Yo, where the fidduck is the Amish market? I’m sure you mean somewhere in PA but where.

  159. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro

  160. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am
    @ Billz- we got a farmer’s market in Upper Marlboro- good shit..there’s one in Anne Arundel county, too….

    ^Bout to get my Google on. AA County is definitely more feasable. PG is 1.) too far, and 2.) stay gettin’ lost down that mofo. Madd confusing.

  161. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
    the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face

    ^^^
    i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.

  162. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
    edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro

    ^^^
    yea, niggas need a Address, put the shit in the Nav… What the address?

  163. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Applaud me, I haven’t touched alcohol in like 3 weeks…I think I’m through drinking for real- it’s not that fun, when nobody you know drinks, and the only m’fukkas you get to drink with are sad oldheads at cookouts and young cousins who always drink to much, and get sick..

  164. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
    the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face

    ^^^
    i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
    ^^^

    Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ’em.

  165. D. Billz Says:

    CiCi… Burtonsville? Aw hell nah. That just sounds like some MoCo ish. Lol

  166. Digital Scales Says:

    went to the club and met up with these females and one of them had the mean armpit sweat stains and had the mean armpit stains and i kept staring..

    she was like what you wanna dance? i said nahhh im good

    she said you sure?? i said yeah but you aint and pointed at her armpits…

    she said so its hotttt and walked off…

  167. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    CiCi… Burtonsville? Aw hell nah. That just sounds like some MoCo ish. Lol
    ^^^

    It is Mont. County LOL. Out in the boondocks.

  168. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
    edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro

    ^^^
    yea, niggas need a Address, put the shit in the Nav… What the address?

    ***It’s on Brown Station Road, in the same buidling as this Papa John’s

    5010 Brown Station Rd, Ste 140
    Upper Marlboro, MD

    Open Th, Fri, and Sat…like 7 am- 3pm

  169. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
    # SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
    the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face

    ^^^
    i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
    ^^^

    Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.

    ^^^
    See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.

    *jersey STAND UP*

  170. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz- Upper Marlboro isn’t that far from you…I don’t know the exact distance, but Bowie’s only like 19 miles from BWI, and that’s the next neighboring town to UM

  171. Digital Scales Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gKQ8paZ8Lc
    ^^
    raise ya hand if you’re sure

  172. sleep Says:

    Reheating pizza»»reheating chinesse

  173. green eyes Says:

    Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.

    ^^^
    See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.

    *jersey STAND UP*

    ^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.

  174. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
    SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
    edit- Amish market in Upper Marlboro

    ^^^
    yea, niggas need a Address, put the shit in the Nav… What the address?

    ***It’s on Brown Station Road, in the same buidling as this Papa John’s

    5010 Brown Station Rd, Ste 140
    Upper Marlboro, MD

    Open Th, Fri, and Sat…like 7 am- 3pm

    ^^^
    gotta swing thru there when im goin to VA.

  175. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    sleep Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
    Reheating pizza»»reheating chinesse

    ***Yeah, Chinese food gets all greasy and shit, especially Egg Foo Yung (my shit)…LF, but dafuck they be making whatever you want, in like 10 minutes, and they got 100 items on the menu and 20 niggas in line (nope)?

  176. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am
    # SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    pockets Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
    the dude walked out of the joint with a bag full of stuff and a huge smile on his face

    ^^^
    i see niggas do that shit alot in PA… Mufuckas in Penn, STAY jackin Groceries.
    ^^^

    Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.

    ^^^
    See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.

    *jersey STAND UP*
    ^^^

    You Jersey people are lazy. Everytime you come here, you don’t know how to pump your gas and I see you struggling, trying to figure it out. I’m nice enough to help people out but most of the time, you in trouble. Just drive over the bridge and get your gas in Camden.

  177. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.

    ***I’m paranoid, but whenever I see old men packing groceries, or homeless people, i jive wanna talk to them, to figure out what the fuck they did to end up like that, so that I can avoid a similar fate…

  178. D. Billz Says:

    no enforcement of public drinking laws in certain sections of the city (ie, Georgetown, Adams Morgan)

    ^Yo, muhfuckas in Adams Morgan past 10… it’s like a full moon comes out and everybody lose their fuckin’ mind.

    Co-sign CS88 on the quality (or lack of) of heffas in Whole Foods.

    lol @ pockets and the membership card.

  179. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    You Jersey people are lazy. Everytime you come here, you don’t know how to pump your gas and I see you struggling, trying to figure it out. I’m nice enough to help people out but most of the time, you in trouble. Just drive over the bridge and get your gas in Camden.

    ***LOL..shots fired

  180. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Word to me not letting dudes carry my bags back from the grocery store. Don’t truss ‘em.

    ^^^
    See, PA is Ass Backwards… How ya’ll gonna have people who carries groceries, but u gotta Pump your own GAS… that’s ass backwards, sorry.

    *jersey STAND UP*

    ^ the ppl here who carry the griceriesa re little old men trying to stretch their retirement money.. i feel bad letting them carry my stuff so i do it myself.

    ^^^
    u dont think Ol’Men carry pistols & trick on young bitches? …u better watch dem niggas… (c: Escobar)

  181. Digital Scales Says:

    word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….

    now its straight ribs or rib tips

  182. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @ this post breathing for so long, despite our early objections to the content….

  183. green eyes Says:

    cosign icon, when im retired m not trying to ring up anyones griceries. FUUUUCk that.

    crazy– thats possible too, i just meant i feel bad making them carry my case of water.

  184. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
    @ Billz- Upper Marlboro isn’t that far from you…I don’t know the exact distance, but Bowie’s only like 19 miles from BWI, and that’s the next neighboring town to UM

    ^Damn… Bowie is a damn hike for me. Lol. I’ll make it out there ONLY if I can’t find one in PA.

    83 > 295

    But co-sign on Egg Foo Yung being the SHIT! Every now and then I’ll treat myself to shrimp egg foo yung or veggie egg foo yung. Greasy as hell but it’s madd filling.

  185. green eyes Says:

    i dont like microwaving meat dishes, makes them too rubbery (no safe sex)

  186. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
    word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….

    now its straight ribs or rib tips

    ***True story- I’ve only ordered something besides Egg Foo Yung or Steak and cheese at a carryout like twice, and I’ve been disappointed…why are the only good carryouts the joints in the hood, with the bulletproof glass and shit? LOL

  187. D. Billz Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
    word icon, i used to fuck with shrimp egg foo yung heavy….

    ^I think I’m gonna treat myself to a box of it near the end of the month.

  188. D. Billz Says:

    veggie fried rice/orange chicken >>>

  189. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL

  190. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
    veggie fried rice/orange chicken >>>

    **Panda’s orange chicken is crack

  191. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
    the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL

    ^^^
    Thats where the whores be @…

  192. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
    D. Billz Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
    veggie fried rice/orange chicken >>>

    **Panda’s orange chicken is crack

    ^^^
    Nigga u eatin Kats.

  193. Joe 88 Says:

    egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,

  194. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
    the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL

    ^^^
    Thats where the whores be @…

    ***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…

  195. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
    egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,

    ***I’m mad finicky with my food (no cats), especially when it comes to eating out—I have like one or two standbys at every restaurant I go to..

  196. Digital Scales Says:

    anybody here ever serve jury duty?

  197. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    anybody here ever serve jury duty?

    ***ignore the summons- how can they prove you got it, if it’s not by registered mail..I’m sayin…

  198. Joe 88 Says:

    Digital Scales Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    anybody here ever serve jury duty?

    ^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang

  199. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
    SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
    the most ghetto carryout ever- Al’s Deli, near the Navy Yard..if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL

    ^^^
    Thats where the whores be @…

    ***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…

    ^^^
    aint no REAL strips, like it used to be in Jersey…

  200. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
    egg fo use to be my shit, now it’s shrimp lo mein, or seafood fried rice,

    ^Yo… what these other mofos in here know about that Yat Gaw Mein (pronounced “yock-uh-me”, lol). I asked around and that shit seems like it’s sold exclusively in B’more. People think that it’s lo mein noodles but it’s not. It has to be the most ghetto Asian cuisine of all time.

    “Yeah… and can I get an extra egg?”

    “Nah, only a lil’ bit of ketchup”

    “Not too many onions”

  201. Joe 88 Says:

    Has anyone had a chesse steak egg roll?

    I only had one, got it at this spot on north ave, I was a lil drunk, & it sounds like it would taste horrible, but that night ch/stk egg roll = instant crack

  202. Ghost Writer Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
    Digital Scales Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    anybody here ever serve jury duty?

    ^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang

    ^
    But don’t they charge you a fee if you say no?

  203. green eyes Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Digital Scales Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
    anybody here ever serve jury duty?

    ^nope, but if they ask you, tell em you got beat up by the police or something, or you don’t agree with what the police stand for, they’ll drop you like a bad habit (c) 90’s slang

    ^ or flip and go the other way and talk about how you like judging other and people need to punished more severely, and you hate whatever race the defendant is because they’re all killers/crooks/etc

  204. Digital Scales Says:

    word icon thats what i was thinkin.. them niggas sent me 3 notices…

    haha word joe…or tell them ill convict all white and light skinned people
    (no cmac)

  205. JMack Says:

    if you have to tell the world your diet to feel important… youre not really that important….. unless youre the IC’s…..

    all your egg mccheesefryburger are belong to us.

  206. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Has anyone had a chesse steak egg roll?

    I only had one, got it at this spot on north ave, I was a lil drunk, & it sounds like it would taste horrible, but that night ch/stk egg roll = instant crack
    ^^^

    They are. Pizza Egg Rolls are hella nasty.

  207. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    (EATS)
    …SAY WORD BITCH!! …MY BURGER IS HERE &&&& THE BITCH IS WELL DONE AS REQUESTED!!!

  208. hip hop cops Says:

    real talk the chinese restaurants here make better tostones than the latinos

  209. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Thats where the whores be @…

    ***LOL…that’s where I work at, right now—if I threw a rock, I could hit the Nationals Stadium; I park in the Nats lot every day…

    ^^^
    aint no REAL strips, like it used to be in Jersey…

    **they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…word to the strip clubs- Nexxus Gold and Club 55, being demolished for apartments and condo developments…

  210. green eyes Says:

    But don’t they charge you a fee if you say no?

    ^ no. although in some places they’ll pay you $30 or so for being there all day

  211. Digital Scales Says:

    in nyc they wanna throw you in jail, but if them niggas got the time to keep sending jury duty papers to my mothers house fuck em

  212. hip hop cops Says:

    >>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…

    i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different

  213. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    **pours out a little Starbucks, for the Anacostia that used to be…

  214. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hip hop cops Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
    >>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…

    i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different

    ***If you want a real shock, hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…that bitch looks like Georgetown, now…

  215. Digital Scales Says:

    # hip hop cops Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    real talk the chinese restaurants here make better tostones than the latinos
    ^^
    they flip it crazy too, they just take them out the frier and smash them with the side of the butchers knife…

    i aint never seeen no boricua do that

  216. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Chinese people= the GOATS of making delicious food in >10 minutes

  217. hip hop cops Says:

    >>hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…

    god and U st… that place was the fucking wild west when i was a teenager. you come up out of the metro at 5pm and hear gunshots a few blocks away. now it’s like cafes and shit. never thought i’d see that.

  218. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    hip hop cops Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
    >>they’re “gentrifying” the hell outta this area…

    i used to live by mt. vernon sq when i was a kid and the last time i drove through there, in like 2005, i almost cried (n/h) at how different it was. i couldn’t even recognize it. lol i miss the prostitutes and red tops in the gutter, those days are gone forever. and that was 3 years ago, i’m sure now it’s even more different

    ***If you want a real shock, hit up Gallery Place/Chinatown…that bitch looks like Georgetown, now…
    ^^

    YES! But please tell those teenagers to get the fuck out of my way when I’m walking down the street. I almost got in a fight with one of those man-broads.

  219. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    god and U st…

    ***LOL…word to Bens Chili bowl..

  220. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
    Chinese people= the GOATS of making delicious food in >10 minutes

    ^^^
    …thats the most Racist Shit ever…lol (c: Dave Chappelle)

  221. Ghost Writer Says:

    *Pig crickets*

  222. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    …what the Fuck made John Lennon so cool? (after the beatles) FUCK that imagine Song too!

  223. Ghost Writer Says:

    Pig meaning food and the police

  224. SNORT_snortCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    August 8th, 2008 at 10:59 am
    Pig meaning food and the police

    ^^^
    WWRRRROSS!

  225. smokingbarrels Says:

    *monotone*

    This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…

  226. pockets Says:

    if you order their fried chicken meal, the dish comes with a slice of white bread, LOL

    ^lol

  227. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…

    ***AYO?

  228. SMOKING BaRReLLs Says:

    This is exactly how I want to start my day, with a big ole bucket of Lil Cease…

    ***AYO?

    ^^^^^^

    I guess I should have captioned that twice, the *monotone* caption meant I was not even halfway serious, which I figured would prevent me from having to put *sarcastically* as a caption

  229. J.B. Says:

    YES! But please tell those teenagers to get the fuck out of my way when I’m walking down the street. I almost got in a fight with one of those man-broads.

    ^^^^
    You mean the yungins’ with the dreads, 28 Slims on (jeans be so tight they can get their leg pregant), and the Dunks, Vans, Creative Recreation shoes etc… you talking about those 80’s babys? When we were that young we HAD to wear 28 slims (Lee’s) cause it wasn’t really no other choices (Shoutout to MORTONS). But these bammas where them for fun. WTF! Just because you’re a 80’s borderline 90’s baby doesn’t mean you have to dress like it. Leave the Parasuco Jeans to the FEMALES! “Take advantage Craig, take advantage!” (c) Smokey

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