Lil Wayne Blender Cover & Feature

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Mr. Carter covers the September issue of Blender. The cover story, written by senior editor Jonah Weiner, offers a disturbing look into the daily life of the world’s most doped out Martian.

Like any rock star, Lil Wayne isn’t immune to self-mythologizing. To hear him tell it, he’s a superman: He describes surviving two bullets—one a self-inflicted accident at age 12 and one fired into his bus by an angry groupie—with chuckling élan; he’s an indefatigable hustler: “I’m always in the lab”; and he’s an artist beholden to no one but his own codeine-addled muse: “The word pressure is not in my vocabulary.”

But the man desperately needs a vacation. The first day we meet, he’s running 10 hours behind—handlers try to rouse him from bed throughout the day, but word keeps coming back that “he’s in a coma.” The next day, at his condo, he snaps at T for failing to pack enough cough syrup for the trip to Atlanta. “I thought you said you were doing it,” T protests.

“Me? Why would I say that?” Wayne snarls. “Since when is that my job?”

Link: Lil Wayne: There Is None Higher


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35 Responses to “Lil Wayne Blender Cover & Feature”

  1. Latarian Milton Says:

    suckapussyfuckapussy

  2. Latarian Milton Says:

    THE COOL, bitches

  3. Latarian Milton Says:

    turd?

  4. Latarian Milton Says:

    this dude is more vanilli-like every day that passes

  5. Latarian Milton Says:

    6th sense

  6. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    man o man ….. i cant look at this motherfucker he is horrendous

  7. Latarian Milton Says:

    written by senior editor Jonah Weiner

    ^

    lol

  8. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    cartel > mob

  9. Latarian Milton Says:

    yo nate approve “Harry Weiner”

  10. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    Yo Nate Approve

    Wiener Sauce

  11. rex hussla Says:

    syrup carrier doesn’t have the same ring to it

  12. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    Yo Chea i was searching Latarian on Youtube and he has like more clips, I need to post one on GP!!!!!!! am I late on this???

  13. sleep Says:

    @ latarian milton

    I feel what u was talking about a couple post back. Its funny how black ppl are quick to call white people racist but their racist to their own ppl. For example I meet my girlfriend home girl yesterday. This morning my girl told me she told her your boyfriend is dark skinned but he’s cute. I’m like what the fuck she mean by but. So she dark skinned ppl are all ugly and the funny thing this bitch is kelly rowland complexion.

  14. Latarian Milton Says:

    Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    August 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Yo Chea i was searching Latarian on Youtube and he has like more clips, I need to post one on GP!!!!!!! am I late on this???

    ^

    haha nate sent me one of those extra shits, did you see the one where he’s rocking the green fitted *collapses*

  15. Most_Incredible! Says:

    Ya’ll should get a Wiener Schnitzel like NOW

  16. rex hussla Says:

    why’s there a cock ‘n balls on his forehead?

  17. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    haha nate sent me one of those extra shits, did you see the one where he’s rocking the green fitted *collapses*

    ^^ Ohh shit i just saw that this afternoon….i couldnt even watch without cringing/laughing ……fucking *dead*

  18. Culture Shock! Says:

    Man who killed the Biggavelli post? U muthafuckas….

  19. Latarian Milton Says:

    @ sleep ya one comedian on BET was saying that b/c she’s dark, black folk are always saying “U CUTE TO BE DARK!”

    lol

    as if by being dark, the default is that ur ugly as shit

    i swear yo this shit got to stop, shit is disgusting but what can u do — a very significant characteristic of an oppressed people is internal conflict (c) the middle east (c) american blacks etc. etc.

    (c) martin (c) malcolm

    ok that had no relevance but i like those camel lines [||]

    “suicide, it’s a suicide”

    ok i’ll stop now

  20. cOLD Says:

    anyone know what “free” program allows you to rip and save movies?

    Just watched wanted, need to save that piff.

  21. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    I havent mastered ripping a movie to dvd from my Itunes….anybody know how to do that????

  22. gr3um5 Says:

    oh : new tatoo :
    i am music
    lil wayne …

    plus
    mo waves !
    max b > weezy
    wave superior

  23. Nicolas Nicolas Says:

    Here’s Gilbert Arenas: “My basement used to be my weight room but I’m converting it to a shark tank. I cut a whole wall out down there and replaced it with a 10,000 gallon shark tank. That’s going to be my aggressive tank, only filled with bullhead sharks. If anybody knows what a bullhead shark is, it’s the No. 1 killing shark in America. It can go in salt water and it can go in fresh water. I’m going to have a salt water tank so I can have my eels and my stingrays too. I’m going to have three bullheads in there. I originally wanted six, but the guy who has to clean it once a week said that he’s not going to get in the tank with six of them, he’ll get in with three. Once they get big enough, I’ll have to get rid of them. The guy who cleans the tank actually goes and catches the sharks himself, because you know, these sharks you can’t just go buy, they’re illegal. Ever since Jaws there’s been something about fish and sharks that I’ve always liked. Also when I saw Cribs and Ice T had a shark tank in the back of his place, I was like, “Oh man! That’s what it is!! I’ve been trying to plan this shark tank for the last seven years of my career I’ve been talked out of it by my mentor, Otis Smith. He first talked me out of it when I was a rookie and I was going to spend my whole paycheck on a fish tank. I was like “Man, I want a fish tank, that’s all I want to leave with, if I don’t get another dime I can know I got a fish tank, and Otis shut that down.”

  24. Latarian Milton Says:

    mactheripper

    handbrake

    —both are good

  25. Rockabye Says:

    That Mr. Carter video is comedy gold. LMAO @ “Free” being “Magilla Gorilla.”

  26. Beezy Says:

    Where was Esk’s ‘Chrissy Loves Max’ on the last post?

  27. cOLD Says:

    *daps* latarian

  28. cOLD Says:

    that mactheripper must be only for macs

  29. Darth Cipher Says:

    just from reading that lil excert, it boggles my mind how people take Wayne seriously… you’ll never be raps Kurt Cobain

  30. rex hussla Says:

    Darth Cipher Says:

    August 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    just from reading that lil excert, it boggles my mind how people take Wayne seriously… you’ll never be raps Kurt Cobain
    ______________________________________________

    I know man, sometimes I feel sorry for people who pay for him to appear on their tracks. I know dude can rap somewhat, but he must just get high as fuck sometimes and bang out 10 features in an hour. He can really mail those in…I wonder if he wakes up the next morning and even remembers what verses/features he did the night before or what the fuck he even said…but fuck it the checks keep coming

  31. eskay Says:

    you really should read the whole interview.

    here’s another excerpt:

    Wayne once mentioned that he keeps a set of encyclopedias on his bus, so I ask about his reading habits. Does he ever pick a subject at random and learn all about it?

    “No,” he says. “I’m a millionaire.”

    “What’s that mean? Millionaires still have things they can learn!”

    “Are you a millionaire?” he asks. “No. So don’t tell me what millionaires do.”

    And then Wayne’s up, moving again, agitated. “That hurts my bone,” he says to Juan, who’s been inking his elbow. He goes into his kitchen, comes back chugging a can of root beer. He sets it on his coffee table, half-full, and stares out the window, running a finger around his bellybutton. “Take care of that,” he mumbles, and T carries the can to the trash.

  32. GuapKid Says:

    ^lmao i read that

  33. Blackzilla Says:

    Lil Wayne fuckin sucks. The best rappers alive are Eminem, Jay-Z and Nas. Wayne aint got no lyricism or meaning behind his shit all he does ramble on about either how fly he is or how’s a gangsta. Lil Wayne is a fuckin sizzurp sipping wannabe gangsta ass faggot

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