Video: The Evolution of David Banner

You know the drill. A playlist of David Banner videos with commentary from Banner himself prefacing each one.

Previously: The Evolution of Snoop Dogg | The Evolution of MURS


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  1. Big Homie Says:

    Ha..and I am Vietnamese too. Snails aren’t that bad though. I’ve had them at French restaurants though. Only thing wierd I came across Vietnamese food right now are frog legs, but never had them.

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/3329141fa72196/

    *blasting this shit at work..lol*

  2. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Like a Pimp

  3. Iceberg Slimm Says:

    Come on Baby & Believe It > The Greatest Story Ever Told

  4. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    *A comment a chick left me on myspace*

    >>>>i guess… don’t u live near edmonson? we should hook up and chill sometimes? u smoke…

    ^She wanna get it real bad, she never knew how to ask tho, lol. I’ma beat that up something serious!

    ^1.) Every time I say I’m gonna take a break, a new heffa pop up.

    2.) You on the west side? BOOOOO! *launches tomato*

    *dapz Joe88*

  5. Casual T Says:

    wasnt this ninja in double X L’s ‘dumb smart niggaz’ list…

    PTF – palm to forehead..

  6. D. Billz Says:

    LF: Mo’s Seafood = hussler’s haven

  7. green eyes Says:

    i like david banner

  8. D. Billz Says:

    I can’t believe yall ninjas is in love with Phillips.

    *waits for it…*

  9. BabyDoll Says:

    BabyDoll Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Joe 88 Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    *A comment a chick left me on myspace*

    >>>>i guess… don’t u live near edmonson? we should hook up and chill sometimes? u smoke…

    ^She wanna get it real bad, she never knew how to ask tho, lol. I’ma beat that up something serious!

    ^*pats Joe88 on the back* That’s right…you forget all about that ol’ crazy b*tch whatshername…

    *looks around for Shanti*

  10. pockets Says:

    I can’t believe yall ninjas is in love with Phillips.

    ^are u sure the place im talking about is phillips

  11. Big Homie Says:

    Ya’ll ever heard of this restaurant called Sweetwater? I know sounds kind of fruity. Well they got some real good crab cakes there too.

  12. D. Billz Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    I’ll bring the napkins and/or ice. Talkin’ ’bout,”Where y’all want me to put this?”

    ^LMAO. Yooooo, it ALWAYS some muhfucka who show up with a non-food item and eat half the shit there.

    Black cookouts >>>

    @ iCon… I heard a new Sauce song on his Myspace page but wasn’t really feelin’ it.

    Sauce’s freestyle over Mobb Deep’s “Get Away” >>>

  13. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    I can’t believe yall ninjas is in love with Phillips.

    ^are u sure the place im talking about is phillips

    **LOL- are you? This is reminding me of that argument in “Barbershop”, where somebody said that Tony Roma’s had the best ribs…

  14. Joe 88 Says:

    *pats Joe88 on the back* That’s right…you forget all about that ol’ crazy b*tch whatshername…

    *looks around for Shanti*

    ^lol, I hope shanti don’t see this, i’ma be living on the couch, lol.

    *turns up young chris “never die”*

  15. pockets Says:

    oh shit yo billz u are in the virginia area, take a drive down to this place called Chapli Kebob holy rusted metal (c) robin…that shit is the greatest food i ever ate, they cook the goat to perfection…matter fact every animal…u ever had goat melt in ur mouth (c) beyonce, no homo

  16. D. Billz Says:

    LF: eskay make sure you invite Brenna Gethers (google her). Ever since Idol I’ve been wantin’ a piece of that action.

  17. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    I can’t believe yall ninjas is in love with Phillips.

    *waits for it…*
    ^^^^
    Like if you came to Philly and raved about Pat’s or Geno’s steaks you’d get sideways looks, too. IMO,they just fry up some cardboard and gristle, and slap some congealed yellow cheese-ish substance on ’em but outatowners SWEAR by them shits. Familiarity breeds contempt/elitism. lol

    “Phillips? Phillips?! Who’s this herb? “LOL

  18. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    A pox—-“the Virginia area”? That’s a bit general, isn’t it? LOL

  19. Casual T Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    new MD at work calls a meeting.. tells us about the direction he wants the company to take.. his speech is peppered with ‘touch wood’..

    Im fucking dying in the back of the room tryin not to burst out laughing..

    ^ in reference to what? are you a lumberjack?

    ^
    Lumberjack… ? lol… hell to the nizzo..
    I really could tell you. He’s English though… must be some England shit..

  20. yaboy Says:

    what would you tell someone you’re goin for a weekend?

    “oh, im OT this weekend, you know just some friends from…”

  21. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Black cookouts >>>

    ***Hell yeah, both for food and comedy’s sake….

  22. eskay Says:

    >>LF: eskay make sure you invite Brenna Gethers (google her). Ever since Idol I’ve been wantin’ a piece of that action.

    she’s from the Vernon so she probably got the monster.

    unrelated:

    http://tinyurl.com/5q2dee

  23. Da PartyStarter Says:

    @Pockets,
    You seen “Zohan” yet?
    It’s the best movie not named “The Dark Knight” out this summer….

  24. Casual T Says:

    SMH @ me for fronting on this Californication cos it sounds like a Chilli Peppers song.. this shit is funny as phuck!

  25. eskay Says:

    touch wood = knock on wood

    no.

  26. D. Billz Says:

    pockets Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    oh shit yo billz u are in the virginia area, take a drive down to this place called Chapli Kebob holy rusted metal (c) robin…that shit is the greatest food i ever ate, they cook the goat to perfection…matter fact every animal…u ever had goat melt in ur mouth (c) beyonce, no homo

    ^Nah, I aint close to VA. But I had goat for the first time 2 years ago and it gave me the shits. Since then I’ve vowed not to eat it.

    I was ridin’ shotgun with my manz and he was tellin’ me about this Jamaican spot in Park Heights. It was late at night and they were out of chicken. So I said fuck it, give me the goat. We got back to his crib and smashed our food. Right after I finished eatin’ I took a violent dump in his bathroom. About a half hour later as I’m leavin’ his crib, I try to rush home for Round 2. But my stomach said, “nigga, we is NOT gonna make it”, so I had to rush back up stairs and bang on the door so that I could take another shit. I aint ever fuckin’ with goat again.

  27. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Casual- RHCP sued Showtime for that title…

  28. yaboy Says:

    LF: this dj steph floss/young chris tape is hot..

  29. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    hell naw Casual T….dude was trippin with that shit ha.

    damn you know that chick you guys were talkin bout earlier…Jen the Pen?

    on her blog…man she wild, she goes in on the stories and gossip son…and she got these youtube vids of her just tlakin hell ish of bow wow and that Dolicia model broad…damn only NY white chicks originally born and raised in NY can talk ish like that and not get back handed…

    ######################################

    # eskay Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    how about I spend the G on a couple of Coldstone’s, and an ounce of Kush and some skrippers instead.

    ^^^

    agreed!

  30. pockets Says:

    A pox—-”the Virginia area”? That’s a bit general, isn’t it? LOL

    ^lol werd all i know is that its in virginia. actually wait its called Charcoal kebob

    http://www.wikimapia.org/1498290/

    http://www.tylercowensethnicdiningguide.com/2006/03/charcoal_kabob.php

  31. D. Billz Says:

    eskay Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    >>LF: eskay make sure you invite Brenna Gethers (google her). Ever since Idol I’ve been wantin’ a piece of that action.

    she’s from the Vernon so she probably got the monster.

    ^Lol. Is that just some Y.O./Vernon hate? Or do they be burnin’ like that up there?

    The homie’s crib I was over where I took the goat dump is from Vernon.

  32. pockets Says:

    we got back to his crib and smashed our food.

    ^see, thats the problem

  33. yaboy Says:

    ima show up to the nr bbq rockin a Nas > Jayz T

  34. Big Homie Says:

    I want to hit Kim from the back

  35. pockets Says:

    @Pockets,
    You seen “Zohan” yet?
    It’s the best movie not named “The Dark Knight” out this summer….

    ^i attempted to watch it on bootleg, that shit is horrible im sorry dude lets agree to disagree.

  36. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Black cookouts >>>

    ***Hell yeah, both for food and comedy’s sake….

    ^^^
    Muffukkas bring aluminum foil and start wrappin’ up plates AS SOON as they get there. Greedy ass kids drinkin’ half a hug and then goin’ back for more. Then somebody ALWAYS has a spouse/boyfriend/girlfried that NOBODY likes and the WHOLE fam gives them the cold shoulder, Catz acking like they and NEVER had Grey Goose/Henessy/ Heineken/Coronas before. Other muffukkas keepin the “good shit” cooler in they trunk in the parkin’ lot. Ahh..the memories…..

  37. Casual T Says:

    # eskay Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    touch wood = knock on wood

    no.
    ^

    not as such. I think they say it in hopes the shit will go well..
    kinda like ‘If everthing works out.. the company should grow…. touch wood’

    Shit trips me out everytime

  38. D. Billz Says:

    *turns up young chris “never die”*

    ^ Top 5 on my ’08 list thus far.

  39. pockets Says:

    ‘If everthing works out.. the company should grow…. touch wood’

    ^LOL WTF? “lets touch wood guys, hey i said TOGETHER bob”

  40. Big Homie Says:

    Muffukkas bring aluminum foil and start wrappin’ up plates AS SOON as they get there. Greedy ass kids drinkin’ half a hug and then goin’ back for more. Then somebody ALWAYS has a spouse/boyfriend/girlfried that NOBODY likes and the WHOLE fam gives them the cold shoulder, Catz acking like they and NEVER had Grey Goose/Henessy/ Heineken/Coronas before. Other muffukkas keepin the “good shit” cooler in they trunk in the parkin’ lot. Ahh..the memories…..

    ^ The ones I go to I see people just take the whole entire pan of food. I usually take me a plate. I am always told to do so anyways. I try to sneak as much bottles of beer as I possibly can though. I take a bottle and keep it in each pocket and make rounds to the car to stash them. lol

  41. eskay Says:

    >>Is that just some Y.O./Vernon hate? Or do they be burnin’ like that up there?

    a little of both.

    I took the GOAT dump this morning. 2 girls 1 cup status.

  42. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Muffukkas bring aluminum foil and start wrappin’ up plates AS SOON as they get there. Greedy ass kids drinkin’ half a hug and then goin’ back for more. Then somebody ALWAYS has a spouse/boyfriend/girlfried that NOBODY likes and the WHOLE fam gives them the cold shoulder, Catz acking like they and NEVER had Grey Goose/Henessy/ Heineken/Coronas before. Other muffukkas keepin the “good shit” cooler in they trunk in the parkin’ lot. Ahh..the memories…..

    ***That’s a pretty accurate synopsis- don’t forget that the food is always ready no sooner than like 3 hrs AFTER the supposed start time, lol…And since a lot of the m’fukkas there don’t have cars, it’s almost inevitable that you’ll get sent to the store (Murray’s) to pick up hamburger buns or some random shit like that, lol…

  43. Casual T Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    @ Casual- RHCP sued Showtime for that title…
    ^

    what it do Ike Turner… word bond..
    I found it odd they swagger jacked the title like that..
    Duchovny kills that role though..

  44. eskay Says:

    >>not as such. I think they say it in hopes the shit will go well..
    kinda like ‘If everthing works out.. the company should grow…. touch wood’

    yeah, that sounds like a “knock on wood” statement to me.

  45. pockets Says:

    2 girls 1 cup status.

    ^i had that status last night, but mines was more like chunks, it didnt come out fluffy like that. werd up.

  46. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Will never watch Two Girls, One Cup

    eskay Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    >>not as such. I think they say it in hopes the shit will go well..
    kinda like ‘If everthing works out.. the company should grow…. touch wood’

    yeah, that sounds like a “knock on wood” statement to me.

    ***I think it’s something like on “Showtime at the Apollo”, where the amateurs rub the tree stump (none) for good luck before performing, right?

  47. Casual T Says:

    @ Big Homie..

    u Vietnamese right?
    U ever seen this Russell Peters comedian cat..?

    rips Asian cats a new hole everytime with his set…(no fruit bat)

  48. Iceberg Slimm Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    @Pockets,
    You seen “Zohan” yet?
    It’s the best movie not named “The Dark Knight” out this summer….
    ————————————-
    Wanted? Hancock?

  49. D. Billz Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Black cookouts >>>

    ***Hell yeah, both for food and comedy’s sake….

    ^^^
    Muffukkas bring aluminum foil and start wrappin’ up plates AS SOON as they get there. Greedy ass kids drinkin’ half a hug and then goin’ back for more. Then somebody ALWAYS has a spouse/boyfriend/girlfried that NOBODY likes and the WHOLE fam gives them the cold shoulder, Catz acking like they and NEVER had Grey Goose/Henessy/ Heineken/Coronas before. Other muffukkas keepin the “good shit” cooler in they trunk in the parkin’ lot. Ahh..the memories…..

    ^LMAO @ the very first sentence. That’s my pops in a nutshell. He aint bringin’ shit unless you ask him. Cheap as hell and will eat everything there. Love him for that. A true Cherry Hill ninja. But that whole comment is some true shit. Lets not forget the uncle who get drunk and wanna dance with every woman in the house. Then it’s the one chick who came with one of the male cousins and she get offended. Now he be on some, “come on baby, don’t even be like dat, we all fam’ly up in hea” That nigga used to get high back in the day and smoked some of his teef out and still think he’s THAT nukka. Barrells of laughs. I miss those…

  50. pockets Says:

    rips Asian cats a new hole everytime with his set…(no fruit bat)

    ^crowd: wooooo

    Peters: oh naw, they’re not cheering they’re just saying there last name

  51. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # pockets Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    2 girls 1 cup status.

    ^i had that status last night, but mines was more like chunks, it didnt come out fluffy like that. werd up.

    ^^^

    ewww…you guys are nasty jeez.

    …..mine had corn in it.

  52. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Casual

    abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3889225

  53. Casual T Says:

    yeah, that sounds like a “knock on wood” statement to me.

    ***I think it’s something like on “Showtime at the Apollo”, where the amateurs rub the tree stump (none) for good luck before performing, right?
    ^

    I dig. Either way… Im never saying that shit..

  54. hip hop cops Says:

    touch wood must be an english (or indian) thing because me pops says it all the time

  55. Da PartyStarter Says:

    And since a lot of the m’fukkas there don’t have cars, it’s almost inevitable that you’ll get sent to the store (Murray’s) to pick up hamburger buns or some random shit like that, lol…

    ^^

    LMAO!!
    “G, um, damn. I forgot the lighter fluid, charcoal AD the grill. Could you run by K-mart? I hit you off Monday after next.” -Random BBQ thrower.

    I ALWAYS bring the BBQ baked beans with ground sirloin extra spicy, (KCUF them greedy ass little kids, they was only gonna eat half of it anyway) and the “seafood” salad with itsy-bitsy skrimps and the imitation crab meat with that orange shit on it. lol And I keep the GG in my car and only drink it with the “cool cousins”. LMAO!!!
    I will chip in on the keg, though…

  56. D. Billz Says:

    it’s almost inevitable that you’ll get sent to the store (Murray’s)

    ^LOL! Yo the collective Black community in MD should have stock in Murray’s. That rinky dink ass store has been in business for years on our merit.

  57. green eyes Says:

    billz tends to share alot of info about his bowel movemets on nah. subliminal at eskay?

  58. Casual T Says:

    2 girls 1 cup status.

    ^i had that status last night, but mines was more like chunks, it didnt come out fluffy like that. werd up.

    ^
    U need more veg in your diet. Otherwise feels like a sail boats coming out your ass when u shit (c) Bobo Lam

  59. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    # Iceberg Slimm Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    @Pockets,
    You seen “Zohan” yet?
    It’s the best movie not named “The Dark Knight” out this summer….
    ————————————-
    Wanted? Hancock?

    ^^^

    Wall-E >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    (and thats with me not seeing DK yet)

  60. D. Billz Says:

    I ALWAYS bring the BBQ baked beans

    ^Yo, whoever be bringin’ the baked beans are the best (no Khaled). Fuck all the extraordinary side dishes and shit (though I smash those too). Some bangin’ ass baked beans will keep me on my back pockets (no nahgger) for at least an hour.

  61. Big Homie Says:

    how about I spend the G on a couple of Coldstone’s, and an ounce of Kush and some skrippers instead.

    ^ Now you’re talking my language *says it in an Asian accent like the taxi cab drive in Rush Hour 2 when he was taking Chris Tucker and his chicken to the yacht party*

    lol “And dont eat my chicken”

  62. Casual T Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    @ Casual

    abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3889225

    ^
    Yeah..lol.. flagrant foul every time. Hits asians below the belt errytime..

  63. D. Billz Says:

    green eyes Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    billz tends to share alot of info about his bowel movemets on nah. subliminal at eskay?

    ^LOL. After I hit submit, I was thinkin’ the same thing. Fuckin’ awkward bowel movement moments in my life. I got one from my childhood that I’m gonna save for another day.

  64. pockets Says:

    this is how a typical Paki picnic goes: starts off with the afternoon prayer, proceed to lay down bed sheets on grass. use table to put bags/jackets on. sit cross-legged on the floor and discourse over how everyone got there and the reason why everyone was late. discussion ends, out come the fish filets. toss some fish on the grill…

    just playin.

  65. Big Homie Says:

    I ALWAYS bring the BBQ baked beans

    ^ I am making baked beans for my company’s picnic

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/down-home-with-the-neelys/barbeque-baked-beans-recipe/index.html

  66. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # Iceberg Slimm Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    @Pockets,
    You seen “Zohan” yet?
    It’s the best movie not named “The Dark Knight” out this summer….
    ————————————-
    Wanted? Hancock?
    ^^^^
    Hancock was good but it didn’t know what it wanted to be. I fell asleep o Wanted. But “Zohan” ? That shit had me AND my fiancee laughing from the time it came on until the end. I like STOOPID movies….

  67. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    I ALWAYS bring the BBQ baked beans

    ^Yo, whoever be bringin’ the baked beans are the best (no Khaled). Fuck all the extraordinary side dishes and shit (though I smash those too). Some bangin’ ass baked beans will keep me on my back pockets (no nahgger) for at least an hour.

    ***That’s my go-to, too- baked beans, tuna/potato salad (if it’s made right), deviled eggs
    ***rolls down car windows on the way home, lol

    Murray’s is ghetto as fuck, ol’ no produce having ass grocery store, lol…

  68. Rockabye Says:

    Wall-E >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    (and thats with me not seeing DK yet)

    ^^^

    I saw TDK last night. Wow. And I really liked Wall-E, too, on some classic movie/love story tip (I saw it with the lady). Wanted was badass X 10.

  69. green eyes Says:

    mac & cheese is bbq specialty
    but im not cooking for yall

  70. pockets Says:

    yo DPS the thing was the entire time i was watching it felt like a ripoff of Borat

  71. electroGREMLINcs88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    I ALWAYS bring the BBQ baked beans

    ^Yo, whoever be bringin’ the baked beans are the best (no Khaled). Fuck all the extraordinary side dishes and shit (though I smash those too). Some bangin’ ass baked beans will keep me on my back pockets (no nahgger) for at least an hour.

    ^^^
    *88 GOES to Nahright cookout*

    (finds bar)

    *snatches 5th of Henny*

    (runs, hides)

    *grabs chair, hides in corner, lights spliff*

    (sits, Sips, Chair lean)

    *greeny comes with Burn’t Hot-dogs*

    *TyroneBiggums71 smells weed, follows greeny*

    (20 minutes pass)
    (half of cookout goers are in 88’s area, talkin shit, smokin & drinkin)

  72. BabyDoll Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    it’s almost inevitable that you’ll get sent to the store (Murray’s)

    ^LOL! Yo the collective Black community in MD should have stock in Murray’s. That rinky dink ass store has been in business for years on our merit.

    ^ A co-worker just came to my desk and told me they were having a two for one sale and they were getting ready to stock their freezer up

    *blank stare*

  73. Casual T Says:

    I ALWAYS bring the BBQ baked beans

    ^

    cant co-sig this. I hate them shits. The level of flatulence they produce aint my kinda thing..Lately some fish on a BBQ been doin for me..

  74. D. Billz Says:

    eskay Says:

    July 24th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    >>Is that just some Y.O./Vernon hate? Or do they be burnin’ like that up there?

    a little of both.

    ^Figured that.

    >>I took the GOAT dump this morning. 2 girls 1 cup status.

    ^Taking a dump as a pedestrian in NYC is the worst. A nukka hop off the train thinkin’, “where is the least vile place I can go to real quick to relieve myself.”

  75. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I’ll bring the bratwursts…I make a mean bratwurst. also a good sirloin… and my chick makes some grand ass potato salad.

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