Sheriff Fires Shaq Over Kobe Dis

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Ha ha, this is some funny shit. Maricopa Sheriff Crazy Joe Arpaio, the same dude who has a boner for DMX, says he’s confiscating Shaq’s deputies badges because of the language he used during his Kobe dis freestyle in New York the other night. In case you don’t know, Shaq likes to run around pretending he’s law enforcement and so I’m guessing he feels like certain rules and standards don’t apply to him, just like actual cops do.

Link: Shaq gets slapped by sheriff for rap

Previously: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis)

Related: Snoop Weighs in on Shaq vs. Kobe and Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy


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55 Responses to “Sheriff Fires Shaq Over Kobe Dis”

  1. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    How My Ass taste Arpaio! Aowwwwwww

  2. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Yo rex I bought some fresh low all white Blazers from Karmaloop with perforated holes on white leather so soft…….AOWWWWWWW

  3. and the winner is... Says:

    wow this is breaking news…i cant almost believe it…i cant finally rest tonite with a clear mind…im just glad i stay up long enough to see it…

  4. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    I want some Foamposites

  5. ELECTROgremlinCS88 Says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Latarian Milton Says:

    when keeping it real goes wrong — from yeezy’s personal blog:

    I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
    LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, ” IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!” I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . I HIT THE STAGE AND PEOPLE HAD BEEN THROWING SHIT ON THE STAGE AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT THE JANE SCREEN WITH, I GUESS BOTTLES OR SOMETHING AND HAD BROKEN MY FUCKING SCREEN. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV?????? WHEN I GOT 2 “THROUGH THE WIRE” I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN’T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT’S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I’VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT’S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN’T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT’S GREATEST FORM… BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN’T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I’M SORRY… SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE… I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT… HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF… CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!!!

  7. Latarian Milton Says:

    i am in love with this cracka-ass ho she is like a redneck angelina jolie to me which = piff:

    http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=195937_-1__0_~0_-1_6_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281=

  8. rex hussla Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    June 24th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    Yo rex I bought some fresh low all white Blazers from Karmaloop with perforated holes on white leather so soft…….AOWWWWWWW
    _________________________________________________________

    Yeah I copped some Jordan 1 lows and some ill air max 90’s all black with the rasta colors as accents. Then I went to Karmaloop and copped a Crooks & Castles zip up hoody and a C&C (no music factory) New Era. *pops collar*

  9. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    that is really Gay

  10. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    Kanye acts like a woman

  11. Latarian Milton Says:

    fux what do you do when your chick tries to hit you with the ohdoowotdoo

  12. That Man Says:

    nz.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM

  13. Latarian Milton Says:

    time machine for mac = piff

    shit backs up your computer every hour…terrific to be specific! (c) fux

  14. rex hussla Says:

    somebody needs to tell Kanye all those pyrotechnics are unneccessary when you’re at a festival…when there is only 20 minutes to set up the new stage just hit the stage with A-trak and do it big homie

  15. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Latarian Milton Says:

    June 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    fux what do you do when your chick tries to hit you with the ohdoowotdoo

    ^^ true story she hasnt yet … My Gosh we are 9months in and the only argument we had was when she had to take me to the ER last monday after I got back from Vegas and I was dehydrated……it was the first such argument

  16. That Man Says:

    Megan Fox, all day.

  17. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Kanye may not be literally gay but he is gay every other way, Word Life(c) Chea

  18. joffe jo Says:

    they fire a cop for a rap diddy but promote a cop for shootin blacks….wow

  19. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Yo Rex real talk do you think Crooks is about to fall off? Like I dont fall into hype but something about them is telling me they may fall off

  20. Latarian Milton Says:

    # Hatrick Swayze Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    Latarian Milton Says:

    June 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    fux what do you do when your chick tries to hit you with the ohdoowotdoo

    ^^ true story she hasnt yet … My Gosh we are 9months in and the only argument we had was when she had to take me to the ER last monday after I got back from Vegas and I was dehydrated……it was the first such argument

    ^

    actually i was just kidding — i still don’t know what ohdoowotdoo is *dies* — actually i think i just made it up. but yeezy says it so wtv wtv. in any case, good to know your chick acts rights

    fux theme song:

    “Only twenty-one and older, let another n*gga mold her, I’m just tryin to show her how a baller and a roller…” (c) camel

  21. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Yo Chea I think he means the Oppy-whop-do …… you know the pshh and turn around, that shit bitches do when you try to holler

  22. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Yo Chea you see my new Nahning clip? [||]

  23. Latarian Milton Says:

    # Hatrick Swayze Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Yo Chea I think he means the Oppy-whop-do …… you know the pshh and turn around, that shit bitches do when you try to holler

    ^

    nah right

    *has daughter*

    *names her dollicia*

    *spends next 25 year keeping her off the pole*

  24. Latarian Milton Says:

    ok checking now…

  25. That Man Says:

    “Never say I didn’t give it my all.” (c)Governor Spitzer

  26. Plug Says:

    yo what up wit the dirty version of that Gunit TI dis. 75% of the clean version is blanked out

  27. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)
    HOW MY ASS TASTE :)

  28. rex hussla Says:

    Yo Rex real talk do you think Crooks is about to fall off? Like I dont fall into hype but something about them is telling me they may fall off
    ______________________________________________________

    I’ve never been that big on their tees, but they still have some dope hoodys and hats. Talk about falling off…LRG is falling the fuck off something terrible. They used to be my go-to-guys [ll] for jeans and shorts but now the pants are too tight and shorts are way too long…

  29. Latarian Milton Says:

    lolololololololol *DIES DIES DIES DIES DIES* fux let me find out you tweeze your eyebrows *terminated on sight*

    hahahahahahahahahahaha classic no homo no homo!

  30. Latarian Milton Says:

    never say i didn’t give her my balls (c) chea

  31. thegrip Says:

    man i’ll fuck that little white cop up

  32. Latarian Milton Says:

    http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=195524_-1__0_~0_-1_6_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281=

    i would eat it

  33. nation Says:

    that Wale tape is stellar

  34. Latarian Milton Says:

    real spit i’ve been sleeping on yeezy’s iCandy (no homo)

  35. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Damn LRG I fuck with their jeans cuz I like the snug fit comfortable fit. Plus the Giraffe is something they have on their shirts and i fuck the Giraffe its my fav.

    I like some shit from alot of brands but i stick to Polo and Diesel Jeans[||] when its all said and done

  36. Latarian Milton Says:

    thegrip Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    man i’ll fuck that little white cop

    ^

    i said what’s ya numba baby she said 9-11

  37. nation Says:

    Latarian Milton Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    lolololololololol *DIES DIES DIES DIES DIES* fux let me find out you tweeze your eyebrows *terminated on sight*

    hahahahahahahahahahaha classic no homo no homo!

    ^^^^ chea you sleeping there was a 2-day long convention on that in 07

  38. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Latarian Milton Says:

    June 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    lolololololololol *DIES DIES DIES DIES DIES* fux let me find out you tweeze your eyebrows *terminated on sight*

    hahahahahahahahahahaha classic no homo no homo!

    ^^ damn Nigga I told you I have an estitician(sp?) and that I had to switch because I boned my old eyebrow lady last summer

  39. rex hussla Says:

    http://www.pickyourshoes.com/collectible/nike_air_jordan_5_retro_blk_met_red.htm

    Chea do you have these? I’d rather have the OG’s but I can’t find ‘em anywhere. I think I might pull the trigger [ll] they have mad sizes

  40. Latarian Milton Says:

    fux i meant no offense G but on gp u gotta let me clown u for that *daps*

  41. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Ive been on Pickyourshoes ever since you linked them Rex. trying to cop something I feel .. I think Ima get some Marc Jacob Vans

  42. Latarian Milton Says:

    @ rex, i don’t, but i wonder why so many online stores got a full size run of that shoe – hasn’t it been out for a while now? makes me scratch my head [||] — sometimes nike goes ape with the supply sometimes

  43. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    I dont like how V’s fit with my jeans, something dont feel right…..but I want the Grapes at a reasonable price of course

  44. nation Says:

    *grips up*

    *let’s estitition wax his balls*

    how could she not smash?

  45. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    ifux.alumnah.com/2008/06/20/back-from-vegas-but/

    ^^ Chea you see this?? STILL MAKES ME LMAO *dead dead dead*(c)U

  46. nation Says:

    those Marc Jacob vans looking right though…

    wtv, 1

  47. rex hussla Says:

    http://www.pickyourshoes.com/collectible/nike_max1_blk_ant_pine.htm

    http://www.pickyourshoes.com/collectible/nike_air_jordan_1_retro_low_blk_red.htm

    ______________________

    I just copped these two

  48. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    nation she was Vietcong and spoke like a Deaf Person but I had too cuz for over 6months she would lean in and place her titties up in my face….. so one day I asked if she wanted to have a drink and she said yes, I banged her that night ……. Damn I used to be on my grizzly, good times

  49. rex hussla Says:

    http://www.pickyourshoes.com/new3/nike_max95_cool_gry_neon.htm

    I’ve had these for two years and finally started wearing ’em…for some reason I thought they looked funny but now I see the beauty

  50. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    those AJ1’s are straight…. i have the womans denim 1’s lowtop [||]

  51. Greg Says:

    Shaq pretends to be law enforcement? The guy has a college degree in criminal justice, and has fulfilled all of his training and required hours of ride-alongs or whatever they do. He’s setting himself up to be the sheriff of Orange County (Orlando) when he retires.

    Hate masked as sarcasm is still hate.

  52. Belize Says:

    Fuck Joe. Quote me on that. Werd to our video shoot that got legally fuked wit.

  53. jackNASTY Says:

    Megan Fox can tell me how my ass taste!

    but j. alba is GOAT!

  54. jon jon Says:

    Big Shaq fired by the racist sherrif…….great sliders at Kobe tho

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